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every time i read a grant morrison plot i go "this could have been so good if it were good"
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reading return of bruce wayne todayyyy
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i love when authors write an accent but get it totally wrong. why is the quebecois separatist speaking like a parisian
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comic characters become canonically queer just one yaoi drawing after their fans lose hope. keep posting that superhero having gay sex
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funniest thing from 2003 outsiders era was when kara stayed at their base for a few days and was like "i keep having to move rooms because they're all having sex with each other and it's keeping me awake at night"
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can we have sex and by sex i mean you beat me up. no i don't want to cum and frankly i don't want you to either. i just want you to hurt me
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i know deep in my heart that rpf is extremely common in the dc universe along with the most heinous rpf discourse. no one knows anything about the people they’re writing about so there’s age gap discourse because no one knows how old they are and there’s discourse about whether you can ship a kryptonian with a human and there’s discourse about whether you can assume someone’s sexuality because superman is clearly interested in lois lane but lois lane is married to some other guy so they might be just friends so superbat is fine actually
#what do u think the popular lore is... like what has the fandom unanimously agreed batman is keeping in a certain pouch on his belt...#i'm sure that they handle lantern constructs just as pervertedly as we do 💙
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jason todd
JASON TODD from THE DC UNIVERSE got an abortion!
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the worst part of dc never letting bruce age past 37 is that it now means he grew up in the 90s
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we have to stop letting people write our pathetic Guys as daddy doms. i hope the next pandemic is premature ejaculation
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Batman & Robin: Year One #2 (2024)
written by Mark Waid art by Chris Samnee & Giovanna Niro
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