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You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"
And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."
And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.
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we need more loser evil woman who is also a grade one freak and weirdo and has no idea about social cues i love you helena severance
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Helena is just so funny I'm sorry. She's trying to convince herself she's playing 5d chess with Mark but deep down she wants the romance plotline Helly has and then in reality she's a horror movie villain with not enough genre awareness. Every single interaction with every version of Mark she holds power over him and she needs that power to feel secure! She abuses it to have sex with him and hides that information from him on the outside so that she can always feel like she's in control. But unfortunately it means she can never have that full authenticity that Mark and Helly have. She's going to try her best though! She'll give it all she's got and it'll be delightfully creepy and disturbing to watch.
#she sucks so bad in such a deightful way. shes awful! love her forever!!#severance#severance spoilers
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this has strong meme format potential
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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comment on a mash clip......... hold my hand when i tell you this
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not caring too much about a fandom’s favourite guy is the worst. you’ll think “oh i’ll look into the tag see if anything new and cool’s there” and it’s just that fucking guy again
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Clan's First
commission for @/@KolboKolb on twitter
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I think sitting on the floor of the ocean for a few hours would fix me
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there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look
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