#half an oreo

[rayseverythought]

shoutout to the girl who asked if my cat stickers on my water bottle were warrior cats once and never really saying anything to me again

[housecow]

So breeding for you is less "I fantasise about being nine months pregnant 24/7"

And more "I fantasise about having to excuse myself at a high school reunion because A) 450lb girls can't fit through this doorframe and B) someone else's baby cried and now I'm lactating like a dairy cow"

Good to know 🤔

bold of you to assume my high school reunion won’t take place in the competition gym, which is wheelchair accessible AND has double doors (they’re such a cheap school district) 👀 but stoppp i think i actually blushed at this bc. that’s hot as fuck.

letting my husband take care of the mingling and talking while i go take care of the excess milk. coming back and overhearing something along the lines of, “yeah, it’s not a surprise she’s this big now. everything she wanted to go out to do in high school was food-related.” “y’all have three kids?? and none of them are named after percy jackson characters?”

later i’d be asked: “why didn’t you tell me about that time you ate an entire family sized thing of oreos during your 30 minute lunch period?” and. “so THIS is why you weren’t even nervous about going. everyone knew you were a cow then, too.”

[thornescratch]

The utter GLEE and willingness to choose violence that each of these men exhibits as soon as they pick up a tortilla, this team building exercise game was perfect, ten out of ten, no notes.

[coffees-for-closers27]

having the best lunch ever rn

[here-comes-the-moose]

I don’t know why, but Crosshair gives me the vibe that if his stomach hurt, he’s making sure EVERYONE on the ship knows.

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

the ultimate babygirl /silly /goofy, even

the guy the man ever y'all<3333

[mblue-art]

you 🤝 me

cross is definitely husbone material ✨ /silly

🤝 he is sooo,, oh my god *head in hands* /////

[kirby-the-gorb]

[skunkes]

Is there anyway you could show us how you peel zebra cakes? (You mentioned it in a Talon doodle and i'm super curious!)

my full process of eating a singular zebra cake

[purplepixel]

Monster hunter rising is currently $3 more then the disgusting Oreo smoothie w/ boba that I had tonight. Do I get it?

[atopvisenyashill]

Since it's summer and hot as fuck what ice cream, smoothie, and popsicle flavors would asoiaf characters like?

first of all yes it IS hot as fuck my god i have to walk like a mile to work (and a mile back obviously) and it always feel like so much longer because i'm walking along a busy street that has NO FUCKING TREES it's hell, there is never any goddamn cloud coverage, i smell so fucking bad by the time I get to work alksjdf

ANYWAYS.

Sansa - obvious answer here is something lemony, I think she'd really like a nice, sweet lemon sorbet

Arya - arya actually also likes lemons, but given she's younger and also Siblings Don't Like Copying Each Other, i think she'd like orange creamsicle stuff. like you know that new wendy's frosty? i think she'd bankrupt ned eating those

Robb - robb is a good boy and he likes rocky road because it's an easy flavor that everyone has no matter where they go but it's also Not A Boring Flavor so he doesn't look like a square

Theon - theon will tell everyone that he really likes pistachio ice cream (because nuts, yes he does always make ball jokes) but in actuality he's a lil instagram girlie and he goes fucking wild for those delicate flower flavored things like lavender, rose, hibiscus, etc, and no one but robb and sansa know

Tyrion - he strikes me as a rum flavor guy, I remember him commenting a lot on the taste of the ales and beers and how he likes them a lil thick, so I bet he'd love a thick rum ice cream smoothie that you gotta go crazy on the straw with

Stannis - he likes french vanilla. sometimes he adds a cherry.

Davos - this is me projecting but since he grew up poor, i'm giving him part of my grandma's life (lmao) where the Local Sweet Shop lets his mom bring home leftovers so he hates most common flavors now bc that was dinner BUT he goes ham on a regional flavor. you know like the superman flavor in the midwest or tiger tail in canada, hokey pokey in i think australia? something like that that's a swirl of three really weird flavors

Shireen - she goes for sundaaaaaes baby, she loves getting funky with it with Patchface. Every time they go in one of those ice cream shops where you can add a million toppings, she loses her mind and spends like $40 for the two of them

Brienne - Butterscotch and she gets so self conscious whenever people are like "isn't that just caramel" NO there's an important flavor difference!

Catelyn - something maple flavored that was really easy to get in the riverlands but because they don't have that sort of tree in the north, it's a rare treat.

[lil-oreo-crumbles]

Oh god someone take my brain away from me.

Here’s a potentially weird concept. That I just came up with. Minutes ago.

Forget the Citadel of Starco, yeah, forget it. What about a fucking… Citadel of Toffee’s wives/husbands/partners. They’re just. All together. In one place. Mingling.

I know he’s shipped with a ton of OCs maybe I just want to see them interact yk?? I feel like a lot of them are so different yet would get along so well.

Don’t ask about canon characters since I feel like there’s a ton of different versions of those, and I wouldn’t want ALL of them to be there, there’d be WAYYY too many Moons and Rasticores if that happened. They’d kinda overflow the place yk?

But crossover ships. I think. Those would be acceptable. Maybe.

Maybe this would be primarily OCs though. I dunno, and maybe this idea is so cursed, but I had the thought and had the impulsive urge to share it with the world.

Yeah. A place where the numerous amount of OCs that people made to ship with Toffee. Just. In one place. Perfect. It’d be a really sweet place for a collab I think.

[castielafflicted]

who wants to sit with me and let me feed them cookies and then braid their hair

[wcphasesofthemoon]

The moonpaw discourse is about people being ableist to victims of incestuous abuse, not about how it’s okay to ship cousins. At least with moonpaw the Erin’s do this by mistake bc they don’t seem to keep track of who’s related to whom. It’s really strange to do that mistake on purpose.

I understand what it's about. I'm just referring to how Moonpaw's chimerism was suddenly not okay once her parents were cousins, hence the ableism to victims of incestuous abuse you are discussing. That ableism is the main issue and I do not mean to take the discussion away from that, and I apologize if I came off that way. I do not think that Moonpaw's parents should have been so closely related. I think that ThunderClan's increasingly entangled family tree is a mistake in general.

As I said in the tags, Moon will mate with a cat who I believe is his third half-cousin, because both are Firekin, as most of the main cast of Warriors now is. They are also unaware of their relation, and did not meet until adulthood. They weren't even born and raised in the same Clan. (EDIT: Idek if I'd call them both Firekin. They're actually more Jakekin, as Jake is the only common ancestor they have.)

Plus, as I also said, they're cats. Neither real-life cats nor Warriors cats seem to care about mating with cousins. While I am willing to believe that Moonpaw's parents was a mistake, what about couples like Ivypool and Fernsong? I find it hard to believe that the Erins forgot both were Firekin.

[transtums]

There’s…. There’s no way. There’s literally no way my shorts got that hard to take off that fast. That’s not possible. I know they were tight over my thighs this morning but there’s no way all the boardwalk food made me gain noticeable weight that quickly right?? I literally almost couldn’t get them off of me…… I have to figure out how to loosen this waistband ASAP

[daisychainsandbowties]

richard siken - meanwhile