#haldes

[dcxdpdabbles]

Bruce: What is that? Damian: My emotional support ghost Bruce: Damian, I told you we have a haunting at home Damian: But look at him, Father! *Holds Danny's face between his hands* He needs a home to be a well-mannered member of society! Bruce: *Sigh* He's okay, but you will be the one to look after him, feeding, walking, and cleaning up. Damian: Of course Father! Thank you! Danny as Phantom: Getting kidnapped by a rich guy son only seven minutes since I arrived....Is this what they mean when they say Gotham is dangerous?

[random-brushstrokes]

Frithjof Smith-Hald - Gårdsbruk med folkeliv (1876)

[thelien-art]

Hello! May I request Finarfin? I love your arts!

Thank you <3

In some Falmari fashion as he´s visiting Alqualondë :) because I wanted to draw skin

[ozgur-ce]

Sayın arkadaşlar yine bir balkon konuşması yapacağım bazı kıt beyinli insanlarla muhatap olmak istemiyorum. Burda benim bir duruşum var ve bunu çoğunlukla herkes görüyor ve algılıyor olmas��na rağmen herkesi kendi gibi ilgi peşinde sanan bazı kişilikler hakkımda ileri geri konuşuyorlarmış. Bakın biriyle sevgili olmanızı anlarım ama onunla konuşmuş olmam sizi geriyorsa ya da aşağılık kompleksine giriyorsanız bu sizin aşağılık olmanızdan kaynaklanıyor! Lütfen beni şu mübarek günde kötü konuşturmayın! Ben yorumlaştığım hiçbir erkek arkadaşla sevgili değilim. Burda ne var biliyor musunuz? Yapay arkadaşlıklar, yalan dostluklar! Siz belki her karşı cinse böyle bakıyor olabilirsiniz. Ama ben dostum olan her insanı sahiplenirim, başına bişey gelirse merak ederim, halini hatırını sorarım. Bu sizin basit ithamlarınızla uğraşmak zorunda olduğumu göstermez. Lütfen kendi kendinize oynayın ve bilin ki sizi engellemişsem bu iğrenç karakterinizden ve argo küfür içerikli beyinlerinizden dolayıdır! Ayrıca tavsiyem insanların günahını Ramazanda bari almayın zira şeytanlar bağlı ve asıl şeytanın siz olduğunuz belli! Franz Kafka'nın şu sözüyle konuşmamı bitiriyorum,

"Beyinlerimiz savaşsın isterdim ama görüyorum ki silahsızsınız! "

[softchouli]

[teddybeartoji]

going on an ice skating date with jason. every time he exhales, a puff of air escapes his cold bitten lips; he has on the cutest pair of your gifted gloves and a crimson scarf around his neck, accentuanting his red cheeks and his even redder nose. the cute little beanie he has on is pressing his hair down, the white streak dramatically falling in front of his eyes. he's just so big and clumsy and being on ice AND on skates is just not doing him any favours - his red hood skills aren't helping him either. but when you offer your hand with a giggle, he knows it's worth the struggle.

[batcavescolony]

Comics are great cus they say shit like "I know the sound of his steps like I know my own name" "I can find their voice across the city" "i memorized their heart beat" and were supposed to act normal about that?

[1jet2unknown]

They might have gotten messed up quite a bit, but, hey: You should see the other guys!

[strandnreyes]

I know there is controversy but also a lot of speculation over if Tarlos get Jonah or it leads them to want kids eventually somewhere down the road, but with what has been HEAVILY implied with them ending up with Jonah.

Watching the scene with them bickering over wrapping paper and lying about their whereabouts, all I could think was "Oh my God, they are going to be someone's parents and TK thinks he can hide a guitar with wrapping paper and Carlos thinks he can manifest wrapping paper out of his sight" they're so stupid and I love them so much.

yeahhh like I would’ve been fine with them having kids or not if it’s done right, and I’m always happy with the way heavy storylines are handled so I’m not too worried about it.

the thought of them being absolute disaster for Jonah’s or whatever kids first birthday with them makes me giggle. like they would try so hard, but one of them would pick up the wrong cake and they would be wrapping presents in their room when kid walks in and they’re scrambling to hide everything. thinking about them being a team in that sense makes me 🥹🥹🥹

[bug4932]

everyone tristan appreciation post for @byronvera 's birthday or im killing a hostage (byron)

[andydona-chan]

Katsuki knocked on the door, feeling nervous and trying not to give into the urge to just turn around and go back to... No, it was fien, he was fine, everything was, then, happiness would bloom in his chest, and a genuine smile would keep him grounded. He could do this.

His father opened the door, surprised at first but then smiled widely at him and stepped aside.

"Katsuki, it's been so long, what a nice surprise"

"Hey Dad, is the Hag here?" He said smiling as they made their way to the kitchen.

"Yes, I was about to call her down for a break in a minute. Is everything okay, son?"

"Uhm... yes, everything is fine, just... You know how you told me that I could come talk with you when I had... feelings for some girl...?"

"Oh... is that it?" His father asked, and Katsuki gave a slight nod, ignoring his gaze. "Let me call your mother, why don't you get us some tea started?" Katsuki noted again, looking straight to the floor with his lips pursed in an attempt to hide his blush and expression.

Massaru took only a couple of minutes to come back with his mother while he was looking at the fire on the stove with a soft smile on his face.

His mother went up and sat up next to him, and Katsuki smiled up at her, for once, neither was screaming at the other. However, Katsuki only took a deep breath and prepared to speak once his father sat up on the other side of the table.

"I never thought I would be having this conversation with you. At all. Ever!" He said with his usual tone only to smile and run a hand down his face. "This wasn't something... it was so unexpected, I... It happened so fast I may never recover..." their parents shared a look expectantly.

Katsuki looked at them and then pulled a few recently printed photographs from his pocket. Unable to contain his smile he placed them on the table.

"Her hair is a mess..." Katsuki felt his voice break and his eyes water, his parents took the photographs in their hands and gasped. "She has these pink cheeks that are so... and her eyes!"

"Such beautiful green eyes, Katsuki! No wonder you fell so hard already!" Said his mother slapping his shoulder. They spoke for a few more minutes, during which they drank a couple of cups of tea, Katsuki was being so direct and felt so happy, his parents had rarely seen him like that, by the end of the conversation the three of them had tears on their faces.

"She's beautiful, son. When can we meet her?" Asked his father, wiping his own tears away.

Katsuki laughed and wiped his eyes, patting the photographs on the table to signal they would remain there. "Visiting hours start in about an hour, so we can go now if you want. But I'm pretty sure they'll discharge them by the end of the day."

"Inko must be over the moon!"

"She was surprisingly alright. There was a moment when she and Izuku were crying so much I thought we would have a problem, but right before I left, she was taking care of everything already"

"Congratulations on becoming a father, son. Even if the conception was out of the ordinary, I'm so happy you're both happy."

"Life keeps giving me these f*king surprises, first Izuku, then this... I mean, I'm not complaining because it's bad, it's really good but..." Katsuki felt himself tear up again, and he looked at his mother. "How did I ever deserve this Mom?"

"You love winning, right Katsuki? This is a form of winning, too. We live in a world where everything is possible, but I think you, winning a family, more than triumph is a gift, you deserve happiness, son."

Massaru picked up their empty cups and then stood up. "I guess we need to anticipate the wedding plans, maybe use it for a naming ceremony too"

Katsuki groaned and buried his face in his hands again, but then laughed. Then the three of them stood up and made their way to Katsuki's car.

If anyone had told Katsuki that morning that during his and Izuku's patrol, the nerd was going to be hit with a pregnancy quirk that would create a baby from his current partner within the following 12 hours, he would have punched that person and laugh at the absurdity. But here he was, at the end of the day, suddenly in love with a little girl that was fruit if said quirk...

Life was ridiculous...

[dcxdpdabbles]

The ballad of Jane doe has me in a choke hold. The lyrics really feel to me and I had an idea of an alternative universe where Jason as Robin and beheaded by Joker as a way to avoid irl identification? Idk he’s insane. 

But the lyrics that really spoke to me were: Oh Saint Peter, let me in!

You must know where I've been

Won't you tell me at last who I am? 

(This can be either Jason revived and never getting his memories back and asking maybe maybe Danny someone who is kinda his minder who he is but Danny never knew him so he can’t say or Batman in a desperate but frustrated way when he’s all vigilante and stuff while fight and takes off his helmet for dramatic effect and maybe Jason never aged and still 15 or he just doesn’t have a head so Danny made one of ecto that is supposed to look like him) 

And I'm asking "why, lord?"

If this is how I die, lord

Why be left with no family

And no friends? 

(Jason never having his memories cries out for any information but maybe someone is blocking his search or some other factor, Jason not having any memories mourns the thought of family and maybe in a fight he’s yelling angrily about the unfairness of his situation and having no one, maybe even a vent to Danny if slimmed him spinned right) 

I’ve got no celebration

Just this consolation

Time eats all his children

In the end 

(Jason not remembering his funeral and his only consolation is his missing head or a scar on his neck from the beheading and this can also relate to clockwork and you know the Kronos correlation, how time has no favorites and everyone will be forgotten just like him in the end of their days wether it be their death or the last time their name is said)��

A melody floats through the air

When silence falls, does no one care? 

(frustration of no one telling him who he is and and maybe there will be a fight scene where he takes off his helmet and asks if anyone- anything cares about his existence in front of Bruce or the batfam) 

how Danny plays into his either this is alternate Jason and Danny being one person and Danny being in an accident which kills him half not and half did or Danny is dead Jason’s minder and they get teleported to another universe where canon is idk :)

I'm not going to lie. This song goes hard for Headless Jason.

I like what you wrote about this being Danny as his alt! Jason, but I also like the idea that Jason's family are descendants of the original Dullahan. He just didn't know it since he didn't know his bio mom.

Anyway, the family gets one extra life, which his bio-mom used up before, and that's why she died in the explosion that took Jason's first life. He wanders Gotham the first year as a zombie because he doesn't have his head until Danny finds it and helps reunite him.

But that year, Jason forgot who he was, and he was filled with nothing but questions and anger. Danny decided to be the bridge between worlds and stuck around to help him. Instead of Jason ending up with the League of Shadows, he is in Ghost King Phantom's court and is living in a small house on the outskirts of Gotham, trying to learn his new ghost powers.

Danny is super excited since this is the closest he's gotten to another Halfa since Vlad, and yeah, it's a little scary that they can't get his head to stick on his body since they've been apart for too long, but Danny is working on it.

In the meantime, they have Jason wear a red Biker helmet that he never takes off. Nothing can go wrong with that! The fact that Joker used to do the same thing as Red Hood meant nothing to Danny and his roommate, who enjoyed gardening, cooking dinner, and sitting together to watch a movie!

The occasional cuddle here and there! Slight domestic bliss sprinkled in!

No, Jazz, that isn't his undead boyfriend. That's just his roommate! So what if they are the same age? Danny is technically hiding from his parents, so he never ventures too far from his property!

Jason likes being in the boonies with him just fine.

[hwslara]

fuck it. disco elysium asakiku

[same-picture-of-benson-every-day]

Follow if you want the same picture of Benson every day

[casually-salad]

the most pony couple of all time..

[partiallyderived]

oh mclaren... WHEN I FUCKING CATCH YOU MCLAREN