#haldes

[random-brushstrokes]

Frithjof Smith-Hald - Gårdsbruk med folkeliv (1876)

[thelien-art]

Hello! May I request Finarfin? I love your arts!

Thank you <3

In some Falmari fashion as he´s visiting Alqualondë :) because I wanted to draw skin

[ozgur-ce]

Sayın arkadaşlar yine bir balkon konuşması yapacağım bazı kıt beyinli insanlarla muhatap olmak istemiyorum. Burda benim bir duruşum var ve bunu çoğunlukla herkes görüyor ve algılıyor olmasına rağmen herkesi kendi gibi ilgi peşinde sanan bazı kişilikler hakkımda ileri geri konuşuyorlarmış. Bakın biriyle sevgili olmanızı anlarım ama onunla konuşmuş olmam sizi geriyorsa ya da aşağılık kompleksine giriyorsanız bu sizin aşağılık olmanızdan kaynaklanıyor! Lütfen beni şu mübarek günde kötü konuşturmayın! Ben yorumlaştığım hiçbir erkek arkadaşla sevgili değilim. Burda ne var biliyor musunuz? Yapay arkadaşlıklar, yalan dostluklar! Siz belki her karşı cinse böyle bakıyor olabilirsiniz. Ama ben dostum olan her insanı sahiplenirim, başına bişey gelirse merak ederim, halini hatırını sorarım. Bu sizin basit ithamlarınızla uğraşmak zorunda olduğumu göstermez. Lütfen kendi kendinize oynayın ve bilin ki sizi engellemişsem bu iğrenç karakterinizden ve argo küfür içerikli beyinlerinizden dolayıdır! Ayrıca tavsiyem insanların günahını Ramazanda bari almayın zira şeytanlar bağlı ve asıl şeytanın siz olduğunuz belli! Franz Kafka'nın şu sözüyle konuşmamı bitiriyorum,

"Beyinlerimiz savaşsın isterdim ama görüyorum ki silahsızsınız! "

[softchouli]

[teddybeartoji]

going on an ice skating date with jason. every time he exhales, a puff of air escapes his cold bitten lips; he has on the cutest pair of your gifted gloves and a crimson scarf around his neck, accentuanting his red cheeks and his even redder nose. the cute little beanie he has on is pressing his hair down, the white streak dramatically falling in front of his eyes. he's just so big and clumsy and being on ice AND on skates is just not doing him any favours - his red hood skills aren't helping him either. but when you offer your hand with a giggle, he knows it's worth the struggle.

[batcavescolony]

Comics are great cus they say shit like "I know the sound of his steps like I know my own name" "I can find their voice across the city" "i memorized their heart beat" and were supposed to act normal about that?

[1jet2unknown]

They might have gotten messed up quite a bit, but, hey: You should see the other guys!

[strandnreyes]

I know there is controversy but also a lot of speculation over if Tarlos get Jonah or it leads them to want kids eventually somewhere down the road, but with what has been HEAVILY implied with them ending up with Jonah.

Watching the scene with them bickering over wrapping paper and lying about their whereabouts, all I could think was "Oh my God, they are going to be someone's parents and TK thinks he can hide a guitar with wrapping paper and Carlos thinks he can manifest wrapping paper out of his sight" they're so stupid and I love them so much.

yeahhh like I would’ve been fine with them having kids or not if it’s done right, and I’m always happy with the way heavy storylines are handled so I’m not too worried about it.

the thought of them being absolute disaster for Jonah’s or whatever kids first birthday with them makes me giggle. like they would try so hard, but one of them would pick up the wrong cake and they would be wrapping presents in their room when kid walks in and they’re scrambling to hide everything. thinking about them being a team in that sense makes me 🥹🥹🥹

[bug4932]

everyone tristan appreciation post for @byronvera 's birthday or im killing a hostage (byron)

[andydona-chan]

Katsuki knocked on the door, feeling nervous and trying not to give into the urge to just turn around and go back to... No, it was fien, he was fine, everything was, then, happiness would bloom in his chest, and a genuine smile would keep him grounded. He could do this.

His father opened the door, surprised at first but then smiled widely at him and stepped aside.

"Katsuki, it's been so long, what a nice surprise"

"Hey Dad, is the Hag here?" He said smiling as they made their way to the kitchen.

"Yes, I was about to call her down for a break in a minute. Is everything okay, son?"

"Uhm... yes, everything is fine, just... You know how you told me that I could come talk with you when I had... feelings for some girl...?"

"Oh... is that it?" His father asked, and Katsuki gave a slight nod, ignoring his gaze. "Let me call your mother, why don't you get us some tea started?" Katsuki noted again, looking straight to the floor with his lips pursed in an attempt to hide his blush and expression.

Massaru took only a couple of minutes to come back with his mother while he was looking at the fire on the stove with a soft smile on his face.

His mother went up and sat up next to him, and Katsuki smiled up at her, for once, neither was screaming at the other. However, Katsuki only took a deep breath and prepared to speak once his father sat up on the other side of the table.

"I never thought I would be having this conversation with you. At all. Ever!" He said with his usual tone only to smile and run a hand down his face. "This wasn't something... it was so unexpected, I... It happened so fast I may never recover..." their parents shared a look expectantly.

Katsuki looked at them and then pulled a few recently printed photographs from his pocket. Unable to contain his smile he placed them on the table.

"Her hair is a mess..." Katsuki felt his voice break and his eyes water, his parents took the photographs in their hands and gasped. "She has these pink cheeks that are so... and her eyes!"

"Such beautiful green eyes, Katsuki! No wonder you fell so hard already!" Said his mother slapping his shoulder. They spoke for a few more minutes, during which they drank a couple of cups of tea, Katsuki was being so direct and felt so happy, his parents had rarely seen him like that, by the end of the conversation the three of them had tears on their faces.

"She's beautiful, son. When can we meet her?" Asked his father, wiping his own tears away.

Katsuki laughed and wiped his eyes, patting the photographs on the table to signal they would remain there. "Visiting hours start in about an hour, so we can go now if you want. But I'm pretty sure they'll discharge them by the end of the day."

"Inko must be over the moon!"

"She was surprisingly alright. There was a moment when she and Izuku were crying so much I thought we would have a problem, but right before I left, she was taking care of everything already"

"Congratulations on becoming a father, son. Even if the conception was out of the ordinary, I'm so happy you're both happy."

"Life keeps giving me these f*king surprises, first Izuku, then this... I mean, I'm not complaining because it's bad, it's really good but..." Katsuki felt himself tear up again, and he looked at his mother. "How did I ever deserve this Mom?"

"You love winning, right Katsuki? This is a form of winning, too. We live in a world where everything is possible, but I think you, winning a family, more than triumph is a gift, you deserve happiness, son."

Massaru picked up their empty cups and then stood up. "I guess we need to anticipate the wedding plans, maybe use it for a naming ceremony too"

Katsuki groaned and buried his face in his hands again, but then laughed. Then the three of them stood up and made their way to Katsuki's car.

If anyone had told Katsuki that morning that during his and Izuku's patrol, the nerd was going to be hit with a pregnancy quirk that would create a baby from his current partner within the following 12 hours, he would have punched that person and laugh at the absurdity. But here he was, at the end of the day, suddenly in love with a little girl that was fruit if said quirk...

Life was ridiculous...

[hwslara]

fuck it. disco elysium asakiku

[same-picture-of-benson-every-day]

Follow if you want the same picture of Benson every day

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

At an inter-realm meeting:

Legolas: I CAN'T DO IT!

Arwen: I CAN'T EITHER!

Legolas: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Elladan: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Legolas:

Legolas: I appreciate it,

Legolas: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Elrohir: Legolas-

Legolas: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Elrohir: Legolas we gotta-

Legolas: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Legolas: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Legolas, motioning to bigoted elves that don’t like silvans/peredhel: NOT FUCKING THIS!

[casually-salad]

the most pony couple of all time..

[partiallyderived]

oh mclaren... WHEN I FUCKING CATCH YOU MCLAREN

[seagull9111]

HEADCANNON:

nobody in camp jupiter and camp half blood are cishets