#hair pets

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💙 happy new years

Happy new year! As the first inbox mail of the year, here's a PET Postal doodle!

[anbaisai]

Mayu's feelings regarding Jamil's OB look is a mix of "that goatee looks awful" and "those snakes are adorable"

[blushedfemmes]

i really do need to spread more nursing kink propaganda bc anxious dykes with mommy issues and oral fixations and equally anxious dykes with caretaking complexes and pretty tits need to find each other and see the light. nursing feels so good once you get past the ‘this is kinda weird’ social hesitation like who gives a fuck we’re all so tired and anxious and it feels SO GOOD. Nurse a Tired Dyke Today

[fracturedporcelaindoll]

Sounds so relaxing ~

Not to be horny but you should lay your head on my chest so i can slowly play with your hair and scratch your head and caress your neck until all your muscles relax then i'll kiss your forehead <3

[reineydraws]

i dont have a caption for you lol i'll let shanks's heart eyes speak for themselves 🫶

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[heatherchasesyou]

Ummm I'm slightly late but I don't care, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! 🎃🧡 (extra funny James sketch undercut)

also have sum James PILLOW HEAD concepts because I was indecisive about how it should look like LOL

[dazzelmethat]

Anteater Weevil. Smaller than a great anteater and more arboreal, the species combo would eat more termites and sap from trees than ants on the ground.

@weevilsdaily Hope you don't mind me tagging you. Your blog is what got me to get down and fully design an idea I've had for a while.

I love both great anteaters and weevils so so much.

[fracturedporcelaindoll]

Dear diary,

We as humans are layerd with depth or at least majority are as I am sure that some individuals are more one dimensional in some sense. I had a brief lecture on politics not by choice mind you as I avoid such topics but this individual was insistent and I figured humoring them by listening to rant was best course of action.

I of course kept my opinions to my self and just gave standard commentary and when it ended they said "thanks sis".

I've never been called sis before and it was quite nice because despite feeling it a little awkward, I think it was nice since I'd always wanted an older kind doting sibling when much younger.

Also I will occasionally try filters over pictures of self and you know it's kinda conflicting when you think you only look beautiful after a filter is applied.

I will find that sometimes I'll get in the mood where I desire attention usually because I am lonely and we could even go with touch starved but that sounds pathetic so let's not go there. Basically I'll just want cuddles, compliments, to be made to feel better, pretty, adorable and having my hair petted.

Seriously its underrated, hair pets are just like one of the most soothing things, relaxing and total increases that dopamine/serotonin thing in my brain.

But the thing is I'll get annoyed at myself for how desperate I feel I become to have that attention like it's so obvious I am just a clingy needy girl in those moments...

You don't see or hear people talking about this when they discuss life and what you may have to do or what to expect....

No instead you hear how you are supposed to be this bad ass independent woman who doesn't need to rely on anyone.

That there must be something wrong with you if you want to seek validation or reassurance from another..

Well maybe I am a red flag then and dangerous... cause it seems futile to fight against what seems ingrained in my nature.

I find happiness from being in a relationship so screw the whole forever single independent woman speech and yeah you know what maybe it makes weak to want that reassurance and validation from another.

But I am stubborn and this is who I am, I am fiercely independent in some ways and others I could be very codependent if certain things were in place.

[moodyvoid]

Shigaraki, perilously trying to tell you that an enemy’s quirk turned him into a cat.

You, too busy making up silly songs about the new cat you just found.

—

Spinner: “Where’s Shigaraki?”

You: “I dunno, but check out this cat.”

You, holding up Shigakitty.

You: “I’m calling him lil Stinky.”

—

You, petting Shigakitty on your lap.

Spinner: “I’m getting a little worried about how long Shigaraki’s been missing.”

Dabi: “He’s probably out pissing around some arcade. Who cares? Maybe I’ll step up and finally give this group a competent leader.”

Shigakitty, walking over to Dabi and swatting him on the head.

Dabi: “Ow-.”

Dabi, spraying him with water: “Bad lil Stinky.”

—

You, trying to feed him.

You: “This is premium canned tuna.”

Shigakitty, swatting it away.

You: “Hmm… maybe you prefer chicken instead?”

You turn around to get a different can and turn back seeing Shigakitty with a bag of Doritos in his mouth.

You: “Oh.”

—

Mr. Compress, walking into the room: “I just saw the most peculiar thing.”

You: “What?”

Mr. Compress: “I swear I saw lil Stinky trying to play on Shigaraki’s Nintendo Switch.”

Shigakitty, desperately trying to start Animal Crossing.

—

Twice and Toga, trying to teach Shigakitty to play fetch.

Shigakitty, sitting in place as toy mice fly by him, glaring.

Twice: “I don’t think he likes this.”

Toga: “Let’s try something else.”

Twice, opening up a bag of catnip.

You, walking in: “How’s lil Stinky doing?”

Shigakitty, rolling around on the floor, high as fuck.

—

You: “Wait until you meet our leader Shigaraki. I hope he lets me keep you. I think he might. It may be surprising, but he can actually be kind of sweet sometimes.”

Shigakitty purrs and curls up next to you and you both go to sleep.

The quirk wears off during the night.

You wake up, see Shigaraki in your bed, and scream.

Shigaraki sits up and sees he’s back to normal.

You: “Why are you in my bed?? Where’s my cat?!”

Shigaraki: “That was ME.”

You, gasping and poking his face: “Lil Stinky?”

Shigaraki: “Stop calling me that.”

You: “Sorry.”

Shigaraki: “So… You think I’m sweet?”

You, freezing: “I don’t recall.”

—

The league did not stop calling him lil Stinky for several weeks.

[squishsquishy]

>> justcharliesworld

[catmask]

in nicies news though one of my closest friends saw an old picture of me compare to one of me now and complimented me on how ive gained weight and look much healthier now and im

[just-null]

Yknow that pic where that drunk lady kissed lipstick marks all over her cat? All I can imagine is doing this to the clones each time I get home

POINTS AT MY PET AU

[the pic in question!]

[uselesssubstrate]

"My son is fine"

Sir, your child wants to be dressed up like a doll, collared, stuffed with a tail, made to crawl around on all fours, be told what a good kitten they are, bitten and marked with bruises that last for a week, then be fucked and bred so hard they'll be a useless puddle for at least 18 hours.

[serendipityandacceptance]

Hair pets, all the way down.

[autistook]

this is who you're yelling at gandalf, btw. if you even care.

[leclercskiesahead]

“Muy cariño? Is that right?” “No, muy bonito.”

s: alejvndraf1