#haikyuu harry potter

[ziaverse]

‘why do you read “various x reader stories?”’

first, i’m a narcissist and will not read it if it’s not about me

second, I love the feeling of people liking me

third, I was ignored as a child

[thief-of-eggs]

“Can’t two guys just be friends?” my brother in christ, they are on TOP of eachother-

[enyasaints]

Rationing Insulin.

I have been rationing my insulin at the expense of my health because I simply do not have the funds to replace pens. As a result my blood sugar has been spiking and staying stagnant at dangerously high levels.

Venmo: EnyaSaint

CA: $Enyasaint

I do not know or want to know what possessed me to ration my medication knowing I could possibly die from it. I haven’t been in my right state of mind in a while.

Currently I am on the medication Toujeo and I am uninsured so I have to pay out of pocket. So I am utilizing GoodRx to get me the cheapest option. I would be so immensly grateful to anyone who could spare towards my medication. I am running dangerously low and I don’t want to die from DKA.

Goal: $365

Venmo: Enyasaint

CA: Enyasaint

[c1nnam00n]

seeing a dead fandom get revived after DECADES

[imissnanami]

KINK!tober w/ NANA 🗡🩸

🎃MASTERLIST <3 MDNI PLEASE🎃

JJK | Marauders Era | One Piece | BNHA | Haikyuu

(male!character x female!reader)

>not proofread tee hee

Oct 1 – Breeding his Housewife w/ Aizawa S.

Oct 2 – Perfect Aim (NSFW use of ct) w/ Nanami K.

Oct 3 – Worship Him w/ Choso K.

Oct 4 – Watch Her (cuck) w/ Sirius B. & Severus S.

Oct 5 – break

Oct 6 – Sleeping Beauty (somno) w/ Sanji V.

Oct 7 – Choking Her Out w/ Zoro R.

Oct 8 – T-Too Much (overstim) w/ Gojo S.

Oct 9 – Tie Me Up Baby (bondage) w/ Aizawa S.

Oct 10 – break

Oct 11 – Work for It (orgasm denial) w/ Geto S.

Oct 12 – Pull Harder (hair pulling) w/ Sirius B.

Oct 13 – Cam Girl w/ Todoroki E.

Oct 14 – Perfect Height (size kink) w/ Hinata S.

Oct 15 – break

Oct 16 – Effects Unknown (sex pollen) w/ Severus S.

Oct 17 – Glory W(hole) w/ Toshinori Y.

Oct 18 – Thigh Fucking w/ Sanji V.

Oct 19 – I've Got a Wolf Inside of Me (monster fucking) w/ Remus L.

Oct 20 – break

Oct 21 – Watch Us (exhibition) w/ Geto S.

Oct 22 – Boss Me Around (JOI) w/ Shiu K.

Oct 23 – Not Yet (edging) w/ Sanji V.

Oct 24 – Dry Humping w/ Choso K.

Oct 25 – break

Oct 26 – An Open Door is an Invitation (voyeur) w/ James P.

Oct 27 – Moan For Me (voice kink) w/ Nanami K.

Oct 28 – Press Play (recording porn) w/ Sirius B.

Oct 29 – Spitroast is the Best Kind of Roast w/ Geto S. & Gojo S.

Oct 30 – break

Oct 31 – Halloween Surprise!! 

[i-didnt-choose-to-ship-it]

Okay so this might get long

The way that purity culture ruins fandoms is so infuriating but ngl like it’s so funny. On one hand I feel bad for people getting bullied for shipping or headcanoning stuff only for the fandom police to be like “well actually🤓😡” or even get bullied. I miss the days when fandoms weren’t so mainstream and we could be weirdos together (even tho I’m younger but I got into fandoms early)

But as I said it’s also funny to me because I. Don’t. Give. A. Shit. Like you’re really think saying “no you can’t ship that” or even insulting me will make me feel shame? Nope. Please allow me the freedom of reading and thinking what I want thank you😇

Also the arguments are so stupid. Even if somebody ships truly I mean TRULY problematic ship I’ll be like “wow weird but okay” and go about my life? Because it doesn’t effect me? Revolutionary I think.

Take the Arcane fandom and how people are hating on Jayvik because “they’re like brothers” “but Jayce is with Mel” “they’re not even gay”. A few tipical arguments you might notice (I should write a study about this lmao). And my counter argument would be: *ahem* “And?” (This is my take for most of them tho)

“They’re not gay”? Um yes in my head they are. And you can’t do anything about it. Must be infuriating. (Ngl I really want my biggest probelm in life to be what strangers think about literal FICTIONAL characters)

I’ll say these people must not have siblings because I do and we sure don’t act like Jayvik. I also ship Vander and Silco and people’ll be like “but they called each other brothers” Aaand I still don’t care. Or they’ll conclude that I hate Mel because I ship Jayvik. Which is dumb she’s a queen and Jayce can be with Viktor and Mel can be with me. There, all happy.

My Detroit: Become Human obsession also returned (thank you hungarian dub for making me replay it🙏) and boy oh boy do the puritans hate Hankcon. Listen I don’t care if you don’t ship it or don’t like it, I care if you’re belittling others for it. If you see them as father and son fine but let’s not say it’s incest or pedophilia when they’re literally not related (known each other for a week I think) and Connor is a whole adult? Thank you.

Or the fandom police says that they barely interacted or haven’t even met. Okaaay? That’s why I read fanfiction, to explore the relationship more? This is from someone who didn’t know Reed900 was as big as it is and has been obsessed since last week. But I also shipped Mystrade back in the day or characters from different fandoms.

They also act like shipping characters is the equivalent of actually wanting them to get together in canon when most of the time it’s not. Like ma’am I know I’ll never see Obi Wan kiss Cody on the mouth in legit Star Wars media but I still ship it. I’ll even say I like it when the couple is not canon because it allows room for the creativity of fanfiction writers.

This goes for any pairing btw but these are the ones I’m recently into.

Idk what these people’s purpose is other than spread hate. Anyway I was bored so thank you for attending my yapping session.

Oh and if you have experience with the fandom police please share 🫶

[toshi79]

HQ krsn first years x Harry potter because i can :3

kinda wis h i made hnt slytherin BUT UTS OK BC I DREW ANOTHER

[saltykoalamusic]

Being a casual fan is so fun, like the whole fandom is at war, everything is on fire and everyone seems to have forgotten fandom etiquette and you are just watching it all happen from the sidelines.

[unactive-shroom]

idk if yall have heard, but theres this new app thats called Status and its litterally like a social media au for ANY fandom ive been playing it since the testers came out in october and im so serious its the most fun and immersive game ever. u can litterally choose from sm fandoms too, so far ive got jjk, mha, hq, and hp fandoms and theyre acc so funny too icl, its like a character ai virtual twitter its sooo good and theyre adding dms this wk too. if u get it u can use the code x2njwnmnpG for a reward :P its free on iphone and android

like actually its so fucking funny lmao u can start beef w people and have relationships and get famous. obvi its still super early in development (which is why they have an energy bar rn, but u still get ~3hrs playtime daily, the bar refills and energy resets at 12am every night) but theyre adding dms soon and theres an rp / event feature which makes it super immersive

OH AND AND u can litterally add any character u want like if ur oc has family u can make ur own characters to add to the 'followers'... deadass ive been spending sm time on this app lmao 😭😭

its on ios and android for freeee lmk if yall want the disc link too theres a server that has events and bug reports and all that fun stuff. and also feel free to send me an ask if u wanna know more :P ok ill shut up now lol

if ur thinking abt getting it (which i seriously say u shud) u can use my code when ur signing uppp to get a reward its x2njwnmnpG <33

(also last thing if ur seeing ur fandom in the tags then its deff there... but also litterally they prob have bobs burgers fandom im not even joking there EVERYTHING. and u can create ur own fandoms too if it isnt there)

[marshmellowjay]

Reader who always has a sheet of stickers on them. Like the character is always finding stickers on walls of places reader has been.

Like imagine walking on the street and they see a glittery golden star sticker on a random pole.

'oh. Reader was here' is just a common thought. Or putting stickers on the characters stuff or face.

[whyareyouhere66]

Thinking about….

Various! Boyfriend x fem-coded reader

Cw: not really anything. Chubby reader friendly- in fact I sort of imagined it that way. Was thinking about shinsou while I wrote it (and it’s probably obvious). Fluff, modern, 2nd person pov. 

x

Thinking about laying in bed with him one particularly lazy evening, cuddling and watching reels together on your phone. You’re both cozy and tucked against each other’s bodies, his chest to your back, arm hooked lazily over your waist, a few pillows supporting your head while he rests his chin on your shoulder. 

As you scroll mindlessly, he watches from his perch next to your head and laughs at some of the funny videos, fingers fidgeting with the fabric of your shirt softly. And then, you come across one of those “pick an outfit videos”. 

There’s a few dresses photoshopped onto the screen, below them are corresponding accessories, shoes, bags, each with a symbol/letter/number to mark each one. 

You stare at it for a second, in your mind skimming over each of the options to see which you like best. You aren’t really sure though…

The low rumble of a hum comes from your boyfriend’s throat next to you, grabbing your attention.

“D.”

You pause, glancing over at him.

“Huh?”

“D.” He repeats himself, nodding towards the screen. You blush a little as you connect the dots, looking back at the dress he chose. 

“Really?”

“Yeah. ‘S pretty, good color.”

You give a small hum of acknowledgment as you process his words- cheeks a little warm at the sentiment. You weren’t expecting him to give his own answer- but since he did, you can’t say you didn’t find it endearing, the little moment attractive. 

Before you can scroll again, he speaks once more.

“Do another one.”

Your lips curl upwards a little, almost a bit flushed. You didn’t think this would be something he would care about- but nonetheless, you swipe onto the creator’s profile, met with several more videos in the exact same format. Clicking on a random one, you tilt your screen so he can see better. 

He leans in, eyes scanning the screen as he puts an odd amount of thought into it, a certain something soft glimmering in his eyes. As he thinks, you feel his hand slowly caressing your stomach, a warm palm smoothing over your skin gently, affectionately. As if he’s mapping out exactly how the dresses would fit on you, envisioning it in his mind. It’s not an unusual touch, but it could still give you butterflies any day, any where.

“Mmmm. B. With those shoes.” He uses his chin to gesture to the ones he means,  the pair with the “&” symbol right above them. 

“Y’think?” You ask, glancing at the dress and continuing to flush a little at the image of wearing it- at the thought of him imagining it on your figure. 

He nods. “Mhm. I like that color on you,” he tucks his head further into the bend of your shoulder, “…and the fit of it looks nice.” 

You start to smile a little bit, stomach all fuzzy as he speaks. The simple act of being known- of him having a favorite color on you (one of your favorite colors, to say the least), his hands gently running down your stomach and hip, warm cheek pressed close to your neck, makes you feel all warm inside. Beneath the blanket, your free hand rests on top of his forearm that’s slung over your waist.

“Thanks” you mumble softly, smiling at your phone screen as he simply nuzzles his face into the crook of your neck. 

“Mhmmm…” he mumbles again- and you can feel his small smile against your skin. 

.

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P.s:

Whenever you’re watching reels together after that, and those kinds of videos pop up, he again gives his own opinion- thinking over each option and answering with a small quirk of his lips. And you love it almost every time. 

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Characters:  Eijirou Kirishima / HITOSHI SHINSOU / Shoto Todoroki / Denki Kaminari / THEODORE NOTT / Mattheo Riddle / Steve Randle / Dean Portman / Adam Banks / CHARLIE CONWAY / Daichi Sawamura / Keji Akaashi /  more?

[up for interpretation, aka some characters also vaguely match the scenario, but would have their own little behaviors added/emphasized in this type of scene that were not included, but can be imagined.]

[the-moonprophet]

has anyone else ever read a fic so good that it made you look forward to bedtime bc that’s when you can read it without interruption

if so drop the name (and author) pls 😭

yes any fandom idc atp

[obsessed-with-yandere]

Me after reading a angst fan fic I read for about 2 hours

[ilovejeansosomuch]

You whores

[saltykoalamusic]

Someone willl be like "this is the worst character ever, I hate them, most of the fandom hates them, they are hideous, awful, I pray on their downfall, make hate posts about them" and then 8/10 times proceed to show either a woman, a child/teenager or a minority.

[unactive-shroom]

idk if yall have heard, but theres this new app thats called Status and its litterally like a social media au for ANY fandom ive been playing it since the testers came out in october and im so serious its the most fun and immersive game ever. like, just look at this!! u can litterally choose from sm fandoms too like acc. insane. so far ive got jjk, mha, hq, and hp fandoms and theyre acc so funny too icl

like actually its so fucking funny lmao u can start beef w people and have relationships and get famous. obvi its still super early in development (which is why they have an energy bar rn, but u still get ~3hrs playtime daily, the bar refills and energy resets at 12am every night) but theyre adding dms soon and theres an rp / event feature which makes it super immersive

OH AND AND u can litterally add any character u want like if ur oc has family u can make ur own characters to add to the 'followers'... deadass ive been spending sm time on this app lmao 😭😭

its on ios and android for freeee lmk if yall want the disc link too theres a server that has events and bug reports and all that fun stuff. and also feel free to send me an ask if u wanna know more :P ok ill shut up now LMAO

if ur thinking abt getting it (which i seriously say u shud) u can use my code when ur signing uppp its x2njwnmnpG <33

(also last thing if ur seeing ur fandom in the tags then its deff there... but also litterally they prob have bobs burgers fandom im not even joking there EVERYTHING. and u can create ur own fandoms too if it isnt there)