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I recently got into Haikyuu (read: it took over my entire life) so of anyone wants to srceam, cry and/or throw up with me about Haikyuu PLEASE dm me 🫶

I need more Haikyuu friends����

(I watched the whole anime and the new movie. I plan on reading the magna but I already know some (most?) of what happens)

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I just saw a really stupid take from a Star Wars fan (I know, absolutely unheard of! (heavy sarcasm)) so here is a reminder:

People who ship clones with Jedi are more than aware of the power dynamic. That’s a huge part of what makes them interesting. If we were to to ship Cody with basically anyone else other than Obi Wan, it probably wouldn’t work as well because Obi Wan is precisely the last person who would ever want to pressure him or cross his boundaries.

The Jedi were totally screwed over and backed into a war that goes against so much of what they stand for and on top of that, now they have an entire army is brand new humans to lead. All of those brand new humans are totally unique and just experiencing the world for the first time, even though they’re all mature adults too. It’s a totally screwed up situation which puts so much added pressure onto the Order, so we throw romantic feelings on top of that and we’re not supposed to find that absurdly compelling?

Obi Wan is literally defined by his empathy and his kindness. The reason shipping him with Cody works so well is because there is no one who represents what the Jedi are meant to be better than him. Goodness is at the core of his character. There would never be a day that he didn’t value Cody’s wellbeing over his own feelings. Not to mention that they’re both so dedicated to their beliefs and responsibilities that a relationship is never even realistically an option while the war is going on.

Codywan is about the yearning. It’s about them both knowing they have feelings for each other and not being able to do anything about it because they are fighting for something much bigger than themselves. It’s about the infamous “after the war” conversation that they never got to have. It’s about them meeting again on Tatooine years later, finally on equal footing and completely alone in the galaxy, bonded together by their grief.

That’s why people love Codywan. The suggestion of anything otherwise is just an insult to the hard work all the artists and writers have put into making some of the most incredible fanfiction and fanart and fanon lore I’ve ever seen in any fandom ever.

P.S.— the portrayal of something in a piece of media doesn’t equal the condoning or promoting of that sort of behaviour. I thought we’d long since established that. Let’s use our brains here.

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*Quinlan vos tries to enter Fox’s office but is stopped by thorn*

Thorn: sorry sir but Commander Fox is busy at the moment.

Vos: Oh please what could he possibly be doing in there that is deemed busy?

Fox:

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Minor spoiler for s3 ep5 of the bad batch

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Crosshair got his toothpick back😭😭

WAR

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I just wanna say to all the people who have watched Helluva Boss from like the start, hats off to you but also condolences, like ya'll are stronger than me because it's only been 3 days since I binged it but I'm at the end of my rope I need MORE NOW

Also Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel will become my personality for the foreseeable future

(plus the clone wars :3)

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Loki season 2 spoilers

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Now I don't wanna say I'm disappointed cuz I had a feeling we wouldn't get a happy ending, but now I'm left with a sense of unsatisfaction or longing more like.

Like I desperately wanted a version of Loki to be happy just this once. He explicitly said before that he doesn't want to be alone and be only wants to be with his friends, and now he's stuck sitting on a throne for eternity?

I get that we can't always get what we want and he finally got his glorious purpose but I'm just sad for my pookie😔

Regardless, the fact that it makes me sad doesn't mean that it's a bad episode, it was stunning and moving. Some people need to learn the difference and I'm not only talking about this series👀

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It may be because it's 4am here and I haven't slept in over 24 hours

But I've never been more confused in my life than watching the Loki season finale

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I am ✨devastated✨

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PETER PARKER & HARRY OSBORN Marvel's Spider-Man 2 (2023)

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If O.B. dies I'm rioting

Look at him. He only wants to do science and he's my baby and I love him. If anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

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I know literally everybody is talking about it but

Loki fixing his hair and clothes and Mobius bringing up every 2 minutes that he's single and asking Loki if he's "in the market"

That's so gay

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they couldn’t show Don’s wife because she is a loki variant trust me Mobius told me himself

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Spoilers for OFMD season 2 finale

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Okay hear me out I saw the tweet of David Jenkins saying that there is no version of ofmd that doesn't include Izzy Hands so there are 2 things I would like in season 3:

One that I've seen people say is Buttons resurrecting him with sea magic. Love that, David ya'll better deliver or I'll find you once I can see from my tears😤

Two, and I haven't seen anybody talk about this but what if S3 satrts some years after S2 and maybe Stede and Ed have a kid now? 👀 A little orphan boy they took in and named Izzy? 👀

Or even better I want both. I want Stede and Ed to grieve and raise a child for a few years and then Izzy gets resurrected and he's very touched that the child is named after him.

(Ya'll I know it's not gonna happen but pls let me be delulu I'm on my last straw🙏)

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Today is the day I died and the reason is the minsung love song😭

Minsung-deniers, how does it feel to be the delulu ones??

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David Jenkins I'm gonna send the therapy bills to you 'kay?🥰

Like seriously Ed stealing the figurines and painting the bride as himself??

Them (seemingly) running towards each other?? While fighting off soldiers??

Ed turning himself into the Blackbeard he once made fun of???

I am unwell.

October can't get here fast enough.

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Ya'll season 2 is straight up fanfiction

Stede writing a love letter to Ed? We love to see it

Stede being the oblivius idiot we all love being unaware of how Ed feels after he didn't show up.

Stede looking for Ed expecting a lovely reunion meanwhile Ed is out for blood.

Izzy (I guess) had enough of the Kraken and went looking for Stede it seems?? I hope so it's one of my faves

Ed stealing the wedding cake thingies and making the bride into himself like come on that's so corny (screaimg crying throwing up)

Ed moulding himself into the worst version of himself while clearly heartbroken

Izzy shirtless👀

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The way I passed away as soon as Stede said "Dear Ed"