#hahhahahhaha

[kibber-cat]

i’m siiiiiick :(

[goldfades]

kiss me.

respectfully.

but pleasure

i would but i have a wifey and she’ll kill you… i can give you a hug though!!!!!! ✨✨✨

[homophobicranch]

@sjwromanroy

this picture is so funny to me like the faggot radiating off this image is so warm i could heat my home… he literally went to home depot and bought the finest grade finnish wood 1x12 that cost at least $15 and then put it in a tiny plastic bag…. camp

[notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder]

I am graduating this year.

I am leaving for college this year.

I am turning 20.

[isa-ko]

POV: You got the order wrong for your local giant 😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂

[another-delta-lover]

[catcze]

Yk what. One of the biggest differences between Mao Hua and I —that is a big part of why she’s more an OC than a self insert— is that. She’s a switch who is v capable of topping while I. am not.

[dawnleaf37]

LOL? LMAO LOL

[hispanicranboo]

At 12 the neighbors finally stopped cheering and having fun together and being normal college guys who stay up late and do dumb shit together at unreasonable hours of the night… swagever we get to the sleep grind now

[itisindigos]

I propose we call anyone supporting Dream a ‘dreamer’ because we all know he fucking sucks and the possibility of Dream winning this is a dream IN UR DREAMS HAHHAHAHHAHA

kill me

[laindependencialuna1899]

Hahhahahhaha I am not pulling for Natlan anymore

[p1nkcanoe]

someone go check on the earth ghoul…

The Evening World, New York, November 16, 1888

[theunknownintrowert]

hooooly moly i'm gonna explode from laughter and i'm at work sjsjksksjsjsj

so in russia we have tons of bootleg merch for many fandoms such as shows, films, bands, books, etc, and usually it's some cheap pins, stickers, posters and postcards, mugs, passport covers whatsoever

but we didn't have any bastille stuff, no one printed anything with their faces, but i just found a bastille mug from this russian brand called 'questionable reasons to live' and that mug says 'please don't kill yourself, live for bastille'. THE GASP I MADE WHEN I FOUND IT!!!! I COULDN'T FIND ANYTHING BAS BOOTLEG FOR YEARS!!! and they also used a 2020 pic so that makes this mug even more fun and valuable hahhahahhaha oh my, i didn't wanna spend money on useless things this month but good lord 😂

i also found one with glass animals (and made another loud gasp)

and with elijah wood hehehhe

[the-kr8tor]

Lmaooo 😆 we both have goldfish brains I see! I'm glad it made you all giggly!

It's canon!! Source: us

The crew definitely helped a lot!!

HHAHAHAHHAHA he better hide from him!

Yay!! Always a pleasure 🫡 💕

Y’know that one scene in 10 Things I Hate About You where Heath Ledger serenades the main girl with a love song at the football stadium, only to be chased by security guards?

May I request Hobie doing the same thing for a spider!R at the Spider Society as a surprise Christmas present? 💀🥹

- 😅 (don’t worry about writing this if you have a lot of requests, take your time ❤️)

I had to google the scene and it was so adorable what?! I need to watch this movie! Thank you for requesting, I hope you like it ❤️❤️

Pairing: Hobie Brown x fem! Reader

Word count: 1.4k

Tags: no use of Y/N, no specific physical description of the reader, spider-woman! Reader, spider trio appearance, lovestruck! Hobie, fluff!

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You huff, heart beating wildly in your chest just as when the fighting simulation ends with you standing victoriously. Wheezing, but still the victor of the fight against a Mysterio ai. The said hologram fades, pained groans turning into a digital whirr of pixels until the orange glow is gone from its prone position on the cold tiles.

Hands on your knees, sweat dribbles off your brows, making you take off the sticky and uncomfortable mask off your face. Hobie and the others were supposed to train with you today, hence why you almost got beaten into a pulp by a fake Mysterio because you cranked the level up a notch on the difficulty. You're patting yourself on the back for even surviving it that long.

Looking around, you gather your bearings, finding the training grounds void of your friends and partner. Your nose scrunches up, still heaving in place.

“Where in the world are they?” You scratch your head, stretching your throbbing wrists and walking towards the water cooler to grab a cup. They can't be out on a mission without you, right?

The door hisses open, hope blossoms in your chest but when you see a different group of spiders stride in, your smile wavers. Huffing, you gulp down your drink, already feeling better now that you're hydrated.

The group waves to you all friendly, beckoning you to join them. They probably saw you alone in the big training room and felt bad. With a polite smile, you jog towards them.

“Hey!” They say in chorus. There's a couple of Peters in their group, together with a spider-rabbit chirping to you in greeting, a spider-woman with horns protruding from her mask, and a robotic spider-man with one eye.

“Hi,” you smile, wiping away the sweat off your forehead as best as you can. “Have you seen Hobie?”

“Spike or no spike Hobie?” A Peter asks.

“Spiky Hobie— Wait, all Hobies are spiky.” You shake your head. “With a Gwen probably tagging along with him? Maybe with Miles and Pavitr?” You reply, and they shake their head, earning a disappointed groan from you. “Thanks, they're probably in the cafeteria—”

The speakers suddenly squeak awake, the sound of someone tapping on the mic echoes throughout the entire society. Knowing Miguel, it's bad news.

Gulping, fists closing, you wait for his gruff voice to announce the said news. But the sound of the ever familiar voice echoes out. You blink in surprise, fists unfurling and smile slowly curling around the corner of your lips.

“This is for my girl. Saw you beat the shit out of that mysterio, love, felt bloody inspired after that knockout.” With a chuckle, Hobie sings, belting out a tune.

“Found him!” The Peter next to you chuckles, “man, he's not very good at that huh?”

You shake your head with a smile whilst he continues to sing a pop love song that you didn't even know he knew existed. You're probably rubbing off on him.

“No, he's brilliant at it.” With a nudge at Peter, You bolt off outside the training grounds and into the expansive hallways that's always filled to the brim with fellow spider people.

Grinning from ear to ear, you find that everyone else has paused in place to listen in on Hobie singing in the PA system. They stare at you, knowing that the ‘you’ he's singing about is standing right in the middle of the crowd.

“Always the showstopper, Hobie.” You whisper to yourself, hearing the singing get louder.

The crowd parts, and you tilt your head at the approaching figure swinging towards you. You gotta hand it to him, he's keeping the song's pitch right even when he's swinging.

Biting your lip to stop a giggle from escaping, you watch him gracefully drop down on the same hallway as you. He saunters towards you, boots thumping softly against the floors. His hair is windswept, probably from swinging away from a particular spider from 2099.

Hobie stops a few steps away from you, mask tucked in his pocket, pointing at you whilst he stares at you lovingly as if you're the only person in the crowd of spider suits.

“...you.” He sings, winking at you. You wink back, flusteredness hiding underneath your flirty wink.

Music suddenly plays from within the crowd, then a few spider people make way for the marching band that is composed of Gwen playing a drum, Miles on the xylophone, and Pavitr, who's lugging around a boombox playing the actual music. They're led by Lyla in front who's twirling around a baton. Wait, Lyla?

“What's happening?!” You laugh, shock written on your face.

The crowd start to clap to the iconic song, some even join in on the impromptu marching band, forming some sort of conga line around you.

“It's your gift!” Pav excitedly says, carrying the boombox over his head whilst dancing to the beat. “I don't know this song!” He laughs, inviting in more people to join in on the dancing.

Hobie shrugs, smiling and continuing to sing his heart out. He slowly makes his way towards you, making a full show of his love for you. Hips wiggling, shoulders rolling, and foot stomping to the beat, he dances as he makes his way to you. His attention is on you and only you.

Opening your arms to receive him, you stop when you see Miguel's figure quickly swinging his way towards the commotion. Your eyes widen, pointing at him.

“Watch out, the fun police is here!” You warn Hobie, chuckling as he swings away just in time before Miguel could land on him.

“Hobie!” The disheveled Miguel yells, pushing himself off the floor to chase after him. “Give me back the mic! It's for important announcements only!”

Most of the spider people cheer for Hobie as he dodges Miguel and his claws. Hobie backflips away, hops over spider-cat, swings over everyone's heads and Miguel still can't catch him. All the while he never missed a lyric or a beat.

Scarlet Spider suddenly appears from the sidelines, exaggeratedly swinging his way to help Miguel. “I'm here to help!”

With a subtle aim at the guy's foot, you web him up, pulling him down to meet with the cold hard ground. “Whoops.” You feign innocence, ignoring Ben's groans, and listening intently to Hobie's singing while looking out for him.

The song is just about to end with Hobie swinging his way towards you. Understanding his plan, you open your arms for him. He lifts you off your feet, snatching you away from the scene.

“Hi.” You hold onto him as he grins at you, still holding onto the microphone. “I'm guessing this was the surprise you told me about earlier?” He smirks at you in reply. Miguel's frustrated groans follow you with Hobie still managing to escape his grasps.

Hobie ends the song with a flourish, eyes shining brightly as he belts out the last lyric. You see the flicker of the portal's glow right behind you. Your escape route.

“Surprise number one, love.” Your mouth opens in absolute happiness, hands holding onto him tighter. He nudges your nose lovingly, lips brushing along your cheek. “One out of five.” He tilts his head, dodging Miguel's hand last minute. The sound of your giggling irks Miguel as he lunges at the two of you but fails at grabbing him from your grasp.

Leaning closer, you look over his shoulder to aim at Miguel. You web Miguel's hands together, causing him to fall backwards, staggering before ripping off the webs and immediately swings back into action.

You ignore his yelling. “Good thing I've also got a surprise for you planned for later.” You whisper against the shell of his ear, sending goosebumps to appear on his neck, making you blow on his skin just to tease him. “But we have to go home first.”

Hobie glances at you, eyes flirting back as he beams at you. “I think I know what it is.”

“You do, huh—?”

“Hurry, Hobie! Stop flirting, man!” Miles yells behind you before jumping inside the whirring portal.

“Happy Christmas, love.” With a kiss on your cheek, he tosses the mic behind him. The mic hits Miguel’s face directly, the high pitched sound reverberating around the society. He falls on his back, cradling his throbbing forehead, preventing him from following after you.

Cupping Hobie's cheek tenderly, you peck the corner of his lips with the promise of a proper one later as he escapes into the portal with you.

[tadc-harlequin-au]

fav characters in order, ranked? for science?

also i love your work it is so yummy its amazing ahhhhhh i love it like slay its amazing AAAAAAÆÆÆÆ

HAHHAHAHHAHA Okay okay, if it's for SCIENCE, I will indulge you.

But I would like to clarify that just because the characters are in the lowest, doesn't mean I dislike them. This is just their hierarchy if I were to put them in one. Otherwise, I like all of them and don't dislike a single one.

Canon (OG TADC):

Caine

Jax

Pomni

Ragatha

Kinger

Zooble

Gangle

Harlequin AU:

Caine

Pomni

Ragatha

Jax

Zooble

Kinger

Gangle

Thanks for the compliments too,,,,,, ;w;

[pbam0ney]

[STARSTRUCK CANON STARSTRUCK CANON AHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHA I WIN!!!! I THREATED THEM WITH THE ART AND FANFIC I MADE OF THEM HAHHAHAHHAHA]

[Oh goodness... It's over for these 2 and you. Good luck fighting Coi and Neb.]

Haha, that's fucking funny... We got HellHunter and StarStruck.