#hahahha im okay

[pick-a-lane]

HHOLY MOLY HI TO ALL THE NEW PPL HERE!!! Lmao one of my fav artists just reblogged a post of mine… im. im okay. im alright. Nice to meet you all, im Pick 👊 !! let me know if you have any art requests or questions I promise I’m getting to work on the one in my inbox but I am always down to draw or answer whatever :DD (thats within my boundaries lol)

[feelo-fick]

WELCOME TO PHIO'S EXTREMELY SELF INDULGENT AU HOUR!!!

"Oh, FINALLY, another visitor! It's so quiet in here, it's unnerving..."

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This AU was meant to be posted on halloween but eh.... Happy Thanksgiving? HAHAHHA

still dont have a name for it, but basically, back in october i was suddenly hit with the need to have a halloween au, so now we have ghost-ified prismo and vampire/witch-ified scarab :D ( although didnt finish the scarab reference spread in time because uh, school and i lost motivation unfortunately )

au synopsis and rambling below the cut!!

the premise of this au is simple : scarab is a real estate agent whos known for his manners ( never barges in, always waits to be invited! though it is a little weird how he keeps asking to be let inside even if they already agreed that he was going to come over... ) and efficiency at his job - that is, convincing people to buy high-end housing for a good price. although his social skills need some... work, his ability to persuade people isnt something to be laughed at.

unfortunately for him, persuading the higher-ups is a completely different story - which he learned the hard way after flunking something big for the company. they dont choose to fire him, no. instead, they put him through a trial, assigning him to sell their most unprofitable property : the mansion in a small town locally known for being haunted by an "evil spirit". if scarab manages to sell it (for good profit) within six months, he is excused and is able to go on with his job. if not... well, best not to think about it, yes? after all, he'll succeed with ease - all he has to do is dispel any worries about some fake "ghost" that only exists as a result of filthy rumors. maybe clean up the place. not too hard, right?

meanwhile, stuck inside said mansion is an extremely bored prismo. hes been hangin around this place for like... how many years now? forty? a hundred? meh, all the same, lately the place has been quieter than usual. i mean- of course people dont just walk into a creepy mansion every day, but there would usually be at least a few bold kids or vloggers coming in now and then for him to entertain but even then they wouldn't stay long ( for obvious reasons ). and now, just some unbound spirits or dumb animals would pass by and thats about it. a guy can only entertain himself for so long, yknow?

that is, until today. when some posh-looking business man entered the premises and started snooping around ( whats the deal with that, by the way?? ). must be prismo's lucky day!! this is the perfect chance to pull out all the stops and play the FUNNIEST prank ever! hah!

... oh. looks like things've gotten a little out of hand.

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WOOT WOOT WOOTTTTTTTTTTT!!! im so so happy to finish this because ohhhhh my god this has taken ages for no reason other than the fact that ive been really dragging myself to make presentable art JSNDJSJXNSJX.... i realize that i have never worked in real estate ( or at all ) which means i have probably fucked something up but uhh um ill deal with the backlash later :"D im also realizing how many odd unanswered bits and bobs this au is going to have in the future, which... i am ignoring for the most part for now, but there are SOME things that i DO have figured out like ghost lore... but thats for another time, for now i leave you with this >:)

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

why do they do this and can they stop it please

[swiftfootedachilles]

Ian has ibs-d and Mickey has ibs-c

factually incorrect. and i have both. so i win.

[gomzdrawfr]

Im very excited to show you guys the piece I did for the halloween ghoap exchange :) it'll be happening in 3 hours!! Although I might have to post it a few hours later because im in uni >:/

stay tune everyone!! and god I hope my recipient likes my gift <33 and also looking forward to receive my request too!! hehehehe

[qeyond]

Signing into Tumblr dot com every morning to read the news (what new, incredibly correct, and canon takes my mutuals have posted)

[kavehater]

On the train and the only thing I’m thinking about is how cute kaveh is save me

[tartstealingknave]

Wah- h-h?!??!!! Y/n-kun- n..! You aren't su- u- u posed to see this- s..!!!

*I say as y/n kun saw me eating a level 100 gyatt*

y.. Y/n..! I swear.. I'll never do it again! I p-promise I'll resist everyones gyatt and only eat yours! I.. I just.. I just want a bigger gyatt to eat! To edge to!.. I'm sorry... I promise I'll edge to you and only you! You're the skibidi to my toilet! You're the rizzler to my mogger... I edge to you pookie bear! Heh.. and i would do anything for you! O-ON SKIBIDI! *My aura starts shining as the word 'on skibidi' echos around the room*

[poopyjacket]

finished the book i was reading and now im pissed bc it was SO BAD OMG IM NEVER TAKING RECS FROM THIS FRIEND EVER AGAIN!!!! EPILOGUES RUIN BOOKS!!! STOP WRITING THEM PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I WANT TO FORGET ABOUT THIS BOOK

[satan-is-obsessed]

my coworker really said " i made [redacted] go to the doctors and I'll make you too" and she was talking about psychiatrists

[halechief]

grip

send “grip” to grip my muse’s jaw in your muse’s hand. @brutlist.

❝  i'm,  ❞ fine. fine, is the word swallowed up into the silence that falls at the sensation of fingers plied to her face. they are neither especially delicate nor overly harsh, merely a necessary tool to bring her vision in line with his own, dark eyes looming into view, beneath them a scattering of freckles paled by the sun, or rather, made nearly indistinguishable against the slightly golden skin they mean to stand against. it takes a moment to register anything beyond the contact, her next breath suspended in the interim, surely out of surprise more than anything else. at long last she pulls from it, her throat cleared beneath the rising hum of activity and blooming conversation, hands coming to clasp at the hem of the blazer that contains her, giving it a sharp tug into place.

❝  i'm fine.  ❞ she starts again, chest expanding with a breath clean of fear but hardly short of tension. ❝  what was that?  ❞

[archangeldyke-all]

Ik tumblr keeps eating ur asks and im so sorrrryyyyyy😭

Sevika and reader just getting cockblocked? Whether it’s by little fucker or Silco being a pain in the ass and calling Sev to ask her if she could come to work at random ass times of the night. Idk I still need a nap.

HAHAHHA i love this sm

men and minors dni

monday

"she's finally asleep." sevika mumbles as she walks into your bedroom. you look up from you book dog-earring your page and closing it, before tossing it on the nightstand table and opening your arms for your wife to launch herself into.

she does without hesitation, jumping into bed on top of you, nuzzling against your neck as you giggle.

"had to read jack and the beanstalk ten times." she groans. "it's the only one she likes right now."

"thanks for tucking her in tonight." you chuckle, kissing your wife's head. "she was driving me crazy before you got home from work."

"she musta had sugar at daycare or somethin'." sevika mumbles. you chuckle.

"or cocaine." you consider. with the way your girl was jumping off the walls when she got home, you honestly wouldn't be surprised. sevika laughs, then picks her head up to smile down at you.

"hi." she greets. you reach up and cup her face. "feel like i haven't had a chance to talk to you all day."

"hi, love." you murmur, sweeping your thumb across her cheekbone. "how was work?"

she grunts, rolling her eyes. "fuckin' busy. silco's got his panties in a knot about the quarter deadline coming up, he's driving me crazy."

you pout up at her. "you're so patient, y'know?" you ask. she smiles softly. "workin' with him all day then comin' home and takin' care of the little shit for me."

"it's easier to keep my shit together when you're around." she says, shrugging. you sigh happily, and pull her down for a kiss.

"i love you." you mumble against her lips. she hums, her hands wandering up your sides and under your pajamas.

"i love you too." she says as she starts trailing kisses down your neck. her hands are squeezing your tits, her hips are shifting against you slowly. you melt into the mattress beneath you.

"sev." you whine.

"mmhmm?" she hums against your collarbone, where she's sucking a hickey.

"i want your mouth on me." you whisper. she groans.

"fuck, that sounds like a plan to me baby." she growls as she starts pulling at your pants. you let out a breathy laugh, helping sevika strip you and pushing the blankets out of the way.

she pushes your shirt under your armpits, starts kissing down your chest-- stopping at each tit to give them a few bites and kisses before continuing her path downward.

and just as she starts nuzzling her nose against your happy trail, little tiny footsteps start running toward your room.

you both jump apart-- sevika helps you pull your pants up as you push her to the other side of the mattress-- and your door slams open the moment your ass is covered up again.

you look over your shoulder at your daughter, grinning and wide awake as she stares at you two.

"can we play hide 'n seek?" she asks, smiling. you huff.

"you're supposed to be asleep, little miss."

she rolls her eyes in a way that's so similar to sevika your heart does a somersault. "ma, sleepin's boring. i wanna play!"

you groan, and sevika snorts.

"'m gonna give her some melatonin gummies." she mutters. then, "okay, kid, one quick round-- and winner gets fruit snacks!"

little fucker squeals.

tuesday

"fuck, honey, jus' like that." sevika growls. she's got you kneeling in front of her, your face buried in her cunt as she fucks your mouth. "perfect fuckin' mouth, baby." she whines.

you groan against her, relishing in the way she jolts at the vibrations.

you got work off for the afternoon for a doctors appointment, but got a call this morning that your doctor was sick. so, instead of just going home after lunch, you decided to visit sevika at work.

you planned on just bringing her some food, maybe eating with her for a bit until she needed to get back to work.

but when you'd gotten to her office, you found that the entire crew was gone except her-- all out for lunch that she decided to stay in from, still exhausted from staying up all night with the kid last night.

and what were you supposed to do? the office was empty, your wife was tired and in need of a pick-me-up, and she has a lock on her door.

so here you are.

"jesus fuck, 'm gonna cum all over this pretty face." she grunts.

you clench your thighs together, close without having been touched, getting off on your wife's pleasure.

her hands tangle in your hair, pushing you closer to her cunt. and just as her thigh starts to shake--

"sevika!" silco calls from outside her office door. the handle rattles.

"you gotta be fuckin' kidd--" she's cut off by more rattling.

"sevika i brought you lunch!" silco cries again.

"i got lunch!" she screams through the door.

"why the fuck is your door locked?"

sevika groans, and you chuckle. she looks down at you, pouts, then bends over and kisses your lips.

"sorry, baby." she whispers. you giggle.

"sorry for you." you say. "you're the one whose gonna be horny all day."

she pouts as she pulls you up to stand, and you chuckle, leaning forward to kiss her lower lip.

wednesday

wednesday's have become your married-with-child date-night. little fucker's babysitter is a sweet teenager down the street, too busy with basketball and debate team on the weekends to watch her on saturdays or fridays. so wednesday it is.

most days you have the kid come over to watch your girl, all her toys are in your house, it's just easier than lugging all her shit down the street.

but tonight, you and sevika have cancelled your dinner reservation downtown just to stay home and fuck. so little fucker's at molly's tonight.

the second the pair disappeared from view, little fucker chattering on and on about various species of beetles while her babysitter nodded along, sevika pushed you down onto the couch and straddled your lap.

now, she's riding your strap slowly, hypnotically circling her hips on top of you as she puts on a good show. her hair's loose, she's naked and moaning louder than usual-- unafraid of little ears overhearing-- on hand on your shoulder to steady herself as she fucks herself on your cock, the other on her tits to tease herself even more.

"fuck, sevika, you're the hottest woman in the fucking world." you whine, leaning forward to kiss against her tits. both of your hands on her ass, guiding her movements. you bring one hand between your bodies, circling her clit. she shudders, her head falling forward.

"your cock feels so fuckin' good." she whimpers.

her phone starts to ring. you let out a weak whine. "don't you dare." you growl. sevika laughs.

"fuck no. feels too fuckin' good, baby." she promises, pressing her lips against yours. you relax against her lips, nipping her lower lip gently. she shivers.

the ringing stops, and then thirty seconds later starts up again. you both groan.

"don't!" you whine when she looks over her shoulder at the coffee table where her phone's buzzing. she curses.

"it's the sitter." she grunts.

you whine, and when she stands off your cock, you both whimper.

"hullo?" she asks, still catching her breath as she pulls the phone to her ear. her face drops, and you know just from her expression that you're not gonna be fucking any more tonight. "fuck. how bad is it?" she asks. then she grunts. "i'll be over in ten. yeah, thanks molly." she hangs up, tosses her phone on the couch, then looks over at you with puppy eyes.

"our girl's sick?" you ask. she nods.

"vomiting everywhere."

you groan. "we're never gonna fuck again." you whine. sevika laughs.

"don't even joke like that. if i get cockblocked one more time i'm just gonna fuck you in front of whoever's bothering us." she grunts as she starts to dress herself. you chuckle.

thursday

neither of you even attempt to fuck on thursday. you take the day off to stay home with little fucker, who's got a nasty stomach bug. the poor kid.

you're cleaning vomit and diarrhea all day, and by the time sevika gets home, you're starting to feel a little sick too.

sevika just cuddles you, feeds you soup and medicine, and puts you to bed.

you wake up in the middle of the night to her curled tight around you, in the same position you fell asleep in hours ago. you kiss her arm, your heart warm at your wife's endless care and devotion, and fall back asleep.

friday

you finally manage to get a quickie in on friday.

you find sevika at the stove, sauteing some veggies for dinner, and quickly wrap your arms around her waist, shoving one of your hands down the front of her pants. she gasps.

"wha--"

"kid's playin' with the little twins down the street. think i can make you cum before they come beggin' for popsicles?" you ask, your fingers quickly finding her clit. she whimpers as you start to circle it.

"fuck, i hope so." she grunts. you laugh against her neck, grinding your crotch against her ass. "just don't lemme burn dinner." she whispers.

you giggle, pressing a kiss to her shoulder. "i've missed you." you grunt. sevika shivers.

"i've missed you too, shit. had a dream about fuckin' you last night."

you whine behind her, rubbing her clit harder at her words. your grinds against her ass get a little more harsh. "yeah? how were you doin' it?" you ask.

"had you face down ass up on the bed, my face and fingers buried in your cunt." she admits. you gasp, biting her shoulder.

"fuck-- i love when you fuck me like that."

"i-i'm so close." sevika whimpers. "it's been so fuckin' long, baby."

"way too fucking long." you agree. "please cum baby, feel like i'll go crazy if i don't see you fall apart soon." you whine. sevika's breath hitches. you continue. "wanna feel you shake, wanna hear those sounds sev, ple--"

"oh shit!" sevika cries, reaching back to grab you as she cums in her pants. her thighs shake, and you broaden your stance so you can hold her before she collapses from her jelly-knees.

"there you go, baby-- fuck, just like that." you mumble. "oh, oh sev, you're so fuckin' good for me, fuck." you whimper as you cum against her ass.

you're both silent for a few minutes, catching your breath. at one point, sevika reaches out and turns the burner off on the stove. you chuckle against her.

"i know it's morally wrong to drug the little shit, but can we please knock her out just for tonight so i can fuck you in the mattress like you deserve?" sevika asks. you burst into giggles behind her, kissing her neck.

before you can answer, the sound of a gaggle of neighborhood kids approaching your house wanders in through the open window. you groan.

"here comes the popsicle brigade."

taglist!

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[shreddies-scribbles]

i really hope this isn’t too niche but my starkid and hermitcraft/life series obsessions hit me like CRAZY

so here’s who id cast if starkid ever did a life series musical!!! (let me cook guys)

okay this pair is what inspired this whole thing bro cuz like .. such similar vibes ?! especially in apocalyptour?!

come onnnn?! tall moustache man??? and joeys british accent in spies are forever ?! eassyyy

okay your gonna have to see the vision with this one-

i just know lauren would eat this UP

(read more for more pairs :D )

jeff just has the right energy for tango i don’t know what else to say

this one’s kinda goofy but 💀💀 i can see it.. brian as junior in starship like ?! joel life series energy !!

that bit at the end of episode 6 where martyn was inner monolouging ?! dylan saunders energy

mariah heart eyes omgggg LIZZZIIIEE like guys ?!?!? you see what im saying here ??!!

okay my only reasoning for this is i said so

you cant tell me jon as gary goldstein doesnt have bdubs energy like come on now

curt mega with a beard,, enough said

okay i COOKED lads come on

im out of ideas now tho lol if this really specific crossover applies to anyone else feel free to add onto this hahahha

[relativelydimensional]

bestie what are some of your merthur fic recs

Omg who me? stooppp <3

Okay so I used to read a LOT of merthur fics back around 2011-2013 and have only recently hopped back on the bandwagon so this will be a mix of some oldies i've revisited and some newer fics that have made me insane :))))

0. this one goes without saying but The Student Prince is seriously one of the best fics in any fandom i've ever read to this day. I relisten to the podfic every single year and it SLAPS every time. If you haven't listened/read recently this is obviously my #1 rec hahahha

Okay onto some actual recs

1. Tired by spqr

King Arthur gets enchanted and keeps having dreams about his court sorcerer merlin :))))) He obviously doesn't say this to Merlin, but Merlin notices he's not been sleeping and Arthur comes clean about having 'nightmares.' When Merlin tries to figure out a counterspell, he accidentally casts it on himself and ohh nooo they're both having sexy dreams about each other but also have to act normal in real life ITS SO YUM. This fic was surprisingly soft, like yes they are having some full on dreams but also the bits that made me extra insane were just the little soft moments between non-dream merthur 🥺

This was a school holidays read and i remember reading this in the staff room of the elementary school i was working at trying so hard not to SCREAM. At one point i had to go on a spirited walk around the building just to get my energy out because it was JUICY.

If you like: canon era fics, court sorcerer merlin, the intimacy of domesticity, arthur with a beard and merthur being so in love but also fucking clueless about it this the fic for you <3

2. But It's a Good Refrain by lady_ragnell

Merlin runs a relationship advice/matchmaking service radio show and Arthur's ex calls in and rips into him on air. Arthur calls in to defend himself and he and Merlin butt heads. An oldie but such a goodie. I love this one because the characterisation feels very natural. Plus i loooove arthur POV fics. Merthur are so sweet in this one and i love love love the dynamic of their respective friendship groups merging. It also features the fandom favourite m/f crack ship that is elena and gwaine which im always here for.

If you like: silly modern AU friend group nonsense, Arthur POV fics, snarky Morgana, and a fic writer who understands the sheer power merlin emrys' 🥺 face would have over not only Arthur but literally ANYONE who looks at him, this is the fic for you.

3. Second Chances by DragonDucks

This is a canondivergence/fix-it fic set immediately after Arthur dies in 5x13. In this version Arthur tells Merlin he loves him with his dying breath and Merlin's magic sort of implodes sending him back in time to 1x1. So it's like sad s5 Merlin getting a second chance to save Arthur in the body of tiny baby s1 merlin.

I'm gonna be honest i'm still reading this one but it has me kicking and screaming!!!! Most of the dialogue is repurposed from the show which makes it extra juicy to me and its just delicious i love it so much. The POV switches between S5 mourning merlin and S1 gay panic arthur and its soooooo good i'm loving it so far. Some of the side characterisation is a little weird but Merthur are PERFECT. It NAILS that yummy introverted Arthur and fond Merlin characterisation.

If you like: canon era fix it fics, time travel, Arthur pendragon falling in love with merlin bit by bit and actually having space and time to grow as a person, and merlin emrys being like no everyone shut up about my destiny i just wanna have a good time with my boyfriend, this is the fic for you.

4. All is Semblative by Whitefox

I just fucking love crossdressing fics okay 😇. This is cinderella meets Merthur. Uther is throwing a ball to find Arthur a bride and servants aren't allowed. Out of spite (and, lets be real, also jealousy) Merlin tries to disguise himself to sneak in and ends up accidentally turning himself into a princess. Arthur hits it off with a weird but beautiful mystery princess who turns out to be his manservant he's been in love with this whole time. Simples.

If you like: Prince Arthur knowing about merlin's magic and being cool with it, fairytale AUs, accidental genderbending (but still canonically mlm merthur), and arthur pendragon singlehandedly embodying demisexual panic this is the fic for you.

5/6. As Long As We Have We AND No Matter How Far Away You Roam by lady_ragnell

Lady Ragnell again because I looove the way they do modern day Arthur. and i've been going through their stuff. These are both super cute christmas fics (I know its a little early but I couldn't help myself). In the first one, Uther has just died (rip uther you will not be missed) and Arthur accidentally collects lonely friends to spend christmas with him in the empty house. At the same time he befriends Merlin, the owner of his local bookstore, and merlin brings his own group of strays to Arthur's christmas...and obviously everyone gets along super well and merthur fall in love. The second one is a fake dating. T get his parents off his back, Arthur lies to Uther and Igraine that he and merlin have been together for years and Merlin (plus his mum and his sister Freya) has to play along one christmas..and obviously everyone gets along....and obviously everyone gets along super well and merthur fall in love.

If you like: found family, cute christmas fics and fluffy merthur these fics are the ones for you!

Also pls if anyone has any canon era secret dating merthur fics i beg of you please send them my way 🥺

[borathae]

AHH WAIT STOP NOW YOURE FEEDING THE BEAST IN ME RAHH INCUBUS YOONGI GETTING ALL PROTECTIVE OVER *HIS* HUMANS AAA like he stays and then their pillow talk ends up into some fluffy moments that yoongi finds it hard to understand (like wdym he feels mere human emotions he's a big bad demon) and then he gets insecure like "wait they're already in love with each other why would I even consider this" ( like they wouldn't be so happy summoning you and getting you to stay longer under the pretense of aftercare like we can't sleep without your hugs 🥺🥺) but he can't deny their faces when they ask for more and tries to ignore his weird beating heart 🥺

ALSO SHSJSJS NOT HIM SUMMONING HIMSELF OUT OF SPITE AND DRIVING AWAY ARCHIBALD THE DEFILER THE THIRD (love the name) like okay then so the summoning is foreplay 😏 they'd be so cheeky they got under yoongis skin and yoongi would still be processing why he just did all that until they get serious and well we always wanted you and we were so close to saying it (yoongi conveniently ignoring the times they say it in their minds during sex)

Also listen if I had to think of femdom yoonji then you will too I just thought of them worshipping her pussy or cock while she praises them and ruins them HNGHH LIKE IM GOING TO EXPLODE OKAY I NEED TO LET THE WORLD KNOW ‼️‼️

AGHHH I SAW YOUR LIST OF WIPS AND I DONT WANT TO ADD TO THAT SO JUST HEARING SNIPPETS LIKE THIS JUST GIVES ME SO MUCH JOY LIKE 😫😫😫

like he stays and then their pillow talk ends up into some fluffy moments that yoongi finds it hard to understand (like wdym he feels mere human emotions he's a big bad demon)

like whaT IF HE IS ALL LIKE "make sure to stay warm and eat lots" before he leaves one night and then once in his demon realm he goes "....what did i just say?? why would I care about their wellbeing like that???"

and then he gets insecure like "wait they're already in love with each other why would I even consider this" ( like they wouldn't be so happy summoning you and getting you to stay longer under the pretense of aftercare like we can't sleep without your hugs 🥺🥺) but he can't deny their faces when they ask for more and tries to ignore his weird beating heart 🥺

OMGMGM PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME OMFG PLEASE I LOVE THIS SO MUCH GAHAHHA *eats it up like a starved goblin*

ALSO SHSJSJS NOT HIM SUMMONING HIMSELF OUT OF SPITE AND DRIVING AWAY ARCHIBALD THE DEFILER THE THIRD (love the name) like okay then so the summoning is foreplay 😏

HAHAH we LOVE salty!Yoongi in this household like go off king expose your real feelings 🤪🤪 the summoning is definitely foreplay tbfh fjasdjf I can literally see Tae & OC get all wobbly and out of breath at the mere aspect of summoning him baahha

they'd be so cheeky they got under yoongis skin and yoongi would still be processing why he just did

hfhadshfh seriously like

Yoongi in this situation: 🧍🏻‍♂️ ?

Them: 🥰🥰

all that until they get serious and well we always wanted you and we were so close to saying it (yoongi conveniently ignoring the times they say it in their minds during sex)

HFDSFJ PLEASE I FEEL LIKE HE WOULD JUST UNSUMMON HIMSELF AGAIN OUT OF PANIC HAHAHHA

Also listen if I had to think of femdom yoonji then you will too I just thought of them worshipping her pussy or cock while she praises them and ruins them HNGHH LIKE IM GOING TO EXPLODE OKAY I NEED TO LET THE WORLD KNOW ‼️‼️

You chose violence and we shall all suffer fuckck please just don't do this to me fnasdnf listen!! FUCKING LIS TEN YOU WHORE (affectionately) WHAT IF!!! FUCKFNDFN

listen.

femdom!Yoonji who wants foreplay to be her and OC rubbing their pussies together until they're both puffy and so so wet so they can take turns on riding Tae with their warm, puffy pussies and to keep the other still wet and sticky, she makes her ride Tae's face while he is literally this emoji 🥴

femdom!Yoonji who will force OC into doggy position so she can lick Tae's creampies out of her and she will ignore the overstimulated whines OC lets out <3

femdom!Yoonji who will sit on Tae's face with her creampied pussy, forcing him to eat the mess he made all while she pulls his hair and calls him a dirty cum whore <3

AGHHH I SAW YOUR LIST OF WIPS AND I DONT WANT TO ADD TO THAT SO JUST HEARING SNIPPETS LIKE THIS JUST GIVES ME SO MUCH JOY LIKE 😫😫😫

NO BUT I LOVE WHEN WE GET CREATIVE IN MY INBOX PLEASE KEEP IT GOING

PS: okakaky listen!! I saw this on pinterest and it fits so well with Demon!Yoongi listen.

Imagine once they somehow made him confess his feelings and they are in their happy demon-human-throuple relationship:

Demon!Yoongi who is obsessed with making deals for literally anything: fine, I will wash the dishes but only for a price (kisses) 😈

them, just totally whipped for him: oH nO hoW cOuLd yoU? 🙄💗💗💗

[nijisanji-brain-rot-fics]

iluna x reader || halloween !! day six

KYO KANEKO [PLATONIC FIC]

as ur bestie kyo would make sure yall have a great time

would definitely binge movies but the SHITTY ONES

why? BECAUSE SHITTY HORROR MOVIES ARE FUCKING COMEDY THATS WHY

i feel like my guy would eat all the popcorn before the movie even started HAHAHHA

ALSO IM JUST SAYING I THINK KYO WOULD BE THE BEST PERSON TO SPEND HALLOWEEN WITH PLATONICALLY CUZ I FEEL LIKE YOU WOULD BE SHITTING TEARS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH WITH HIM

he is the embodiment of humour [<- coming from a kyomie HAHHAHAH]

"AAAAHAHHAHAHA!" Kyo burst out in laughter, as you two continued watching on the TV, seeing a very shitty portrayal of the girl from the ring coming out on the screen. Your stomach was hurting with the amount of times you both burst out in laughter, the TV remote between the two of you because you had to pause the show so much since you couldn't watch over the laughter.

The two of you were watching really crappy and badly made recreations of classic Halloween movies because why not? The shittier they are, the more giggles come out.

"Why she built like fuckin' Randall from Monsters Inc. wearing a wig?!" He cried out, gasping for air as you both were bursting out in laughter. You had tears in your eyes from how much you were both crying-laughing. But his statement was true, as you watched a girl slither on the floor like a lizard.

God, Kyo was so stupid.

a/n: HELP OKAY IDK I DONT THINK KYO'S A ROMANTIC PERSON SO I KINDA JUST DID PLATONIC SOBBB IM ALMOST DONE I ACTUALLY PLANNED STUFF OUT AHAHHA I'LL GET STUFF DONE BY.... IDK MAYBE TOMORROW??