#hahahha im okay

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HHOLY MOLY HI TO ALL THE NEW PPL HERE!!! Lmao one of my fav artists just reblogged a post of mine… im. im okay. im alright. Nice to meet you all, im Pick 👊 !! let me know if you have any art requests or questions I promise I’m getting to work on the one in my inbox but I am always down to draw or answer whatever :DD (thats within my boundaries lol)

[feelo-fick]

WELCOME TO PHIO'S EXTREMELY SELF INDULGENT AU HOUR!!!

"Oh, FINALLY, another visitor! It's so quiet in here, it's unnerving..."

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This AU was meant to be posted on halloween but eh.... Happy Thanksgiving? HAHAHHA

still dont have a name for it, but basically, back in october i was suddenly hit with the need to have a halloween au, so now we have ghost-ified prismo and vampire/witch-ified scarab :D ( although didnt finish the scarab reference spread in time because uh, school and i lost motivation unfortunately )

au synopsis and rambling below the cut!!

the premise of this au is simple : scarab is a real estate agent whos known for his manners ( never barges in, always waits to be invited! though it is a little weird how he keeps asking to be let inside even if they already agreed that he was going to come over... ) and efficiency at his job - that is, convincing people to buy high-end housing for a good price. although his social skills need some... work, his ability to persuade people isnt something to be laughed at.

unfortunately for him, persuading the higher-ups is a completely different story - which he learned the hard way after flunking something big for the company. they dont choose to fire him, no. instead, they put him through a trial, assigning him to sell their most unprofitable property : the mansion in a small town locally known for being haunted by an "evil spirit". if scarab manages to sell it (for good profit) within six months, he is excused and is able to go on with his job. if not... well, best not to think about it, yes? after all, he'll succeed with ease - all he has to do is dispel any worries about some fake "ghost" that only exists as a result of filthy rumors. maybe clean up the place. not too hard, right?

meanwhile, stuck inside said mansion is an extremely bored prismo. hes been hangin around this place for like... how many years now? forty? a hundred? meh, all the same, lately the place has been quieter than usual. i mean- of course people dont just walk into a creepy mansion every day, but there would usually be at least a few bold kids or vloggers coming in now and then for him to entertain but even then they wouldn't stay long ( for obvious reasons ). and now, just some unbound spirits or dumb animals would pass by and thats about it. a guy can only entertain himself for so long, yknow?

that is, until today. when some posh-looking business man entered the premises and started snooping around ( whats the deal with that, by the way?? ). must be prismo's lucky day!! this is the perfect chance to pull out all the stops and play the FUNNIEST prank ever! hah!

... oh. looks like things've gotten a little out of hand.

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WOOT WOOT WOOTTTTTTTTTTT!!! im so so happy to finish this because ohhhhh my god this has taken ages for no reason other than the fact that ive been really dragging myself to make presentable art JSNDJSJXNSJX.... i realize that i have never worked in real estate ( or at all ) which means i have probably fucked something up but uhh um ill deal with the backlash later :"D im also realizing how many odd unanswered bits and bobs this au is going to have in the future, which... i am ignoring for the most part for now, but there are SOME things that i DO have figured out like ghost lore... but thats for another time, for now i leave you with this >:)

[swiftfootedachilles]

Ian has ibs-d and Mickey has ibs-c

factually incorrect. and i have both. so i win.

[gomzdrawfr]

Im very excited to show you guys the piece I did for the halloween ghoap exchange :) it'll be happening in 3 hours!! Although I might have to post it a few hours later because im in uni >:/

stay tune everyone!! and god I hope my recipient likes my gift <33 and also looking forward to receive my request too!! hehehehe

[kavehayati]

On the train and the only thing I’m thinking about is how cute kaveh is save me

[poopyjacket]

finished the book i was reading and now im pissed bc it was SO BAD OMG IM NEVER TAKING RECS FROM THIS FRIEND EVER AGAIN!!!! EPILOGUES RUIN BOOKS!!! STOP WRITING THEM PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I WANT TO FORGET ABOUT THIS BOOK

[archangeldyke-all]

Ik tumblr keeps eating ur asks and im so sorrrryyyyyy😭

Sevika and reader just getting cockblocked? Whether it’s by little fucker or Silco being a pain in the ass and calling Sev to ask her if she could come to work at random ass times of the night. Idk I still need a nap.

HAHAHHA i love this sm

men and minors dni

monday

"she's finally asleep." sevika mumbles as she walks into your bedroom. you look up from you book dog-earring your page and closing it, before tossing it on the nightstand table and opening your arms for your wife to launch herself into.

she does without hesitation, jumping into bed on top of you, nuzzling against your neck as you giggle.

"had to read jack and the beanstalk ten times." she groans. "it's the only one she likes right now."

"thanks for tucking her in tonight." you chuckle, kissing your wife's head. "she was driving me crazy before you got home from work."

"she musta had sugar at daycare or somethin'." sevika mumbles. you chuckle.

"or cocaine." you consider. with the way your girl was jumping off the walls when she got home, you honestly wouldn't be surprised. sevika laughs, then picks her head up to smile down at you.

"hi." she greets. you reach up and cup her face. "feel like i haven't had a chance to talk to you all day."

"hi, love." you murmur, sweeping your thumb across her cheekbone. "how was work?"

she grunts, rolling her eyes. "fuckin' busy. silco's got his panties in a knot about the quarter deadline coming up, he's driving me crazy."

you pout up at her. "you're so patient, y'know?" you ask. she smiles softly. "workin' with him all day then comin' home and takin' care of the little shit for me."

"it's easier to keep my shit together when you're around." she says, shrugging. you sigh happily, and pull her down for a kiss.

"i love you." you mumble against her lips. she hums, her hands wandering up your sides and under your pajamas.

"i love you too." she says as she starts trailing kisses down your neck. her hands are squeezing your tits, her hips are shifting against you slowly. you melt into the mattress beneath you.

"sev." you whine.

"mmhmm?" she hums against your collarbone, where she's sucking a hickey.

"i want your mouth on me." you whisper. she groans.

"fuck, that sounds like a plan to me baby." she growls as she starts pulling at your pants. you let out a breathy laugh, helping sevika strip you and pushing the blankets out of the way.

she pushes your shirt under your armpits, starts kissing down your chest-- stopping at each tit to give them a few bites and kisses before continuing her path downward.

and just as she starts nuzzling her nose against your happy trail, little tiny footsteps start running toward your room.

you both jump apart-- sevika helps you pull your pants up as you push her to the other side of the mattress-- and your door slams open the moment your ass is covered up again.

you look over your shoulder at your daughter, grinning and wide awake as she stares at you two.

"can we play hide 'n seek?" she asks, smiling. you huff.

"you're supposed to be asleep, little miss."

she rolls her eyes in a way that's so similar to sevika your heart does a somersault. "ma, sleepin's boring. i wanna play!"

you groan, and sevika snorts.

"'m gonna give her some melatonin gummies." she mutters. then, "okay, kid, one quick round-- and winner gets fruit snacks!"

little fucker squeals.

tuesday

"fuck, honey, jus' like that." sevika growls. she's got you kneeling in front of her, your face buried in her cunt as she fucks your mouth. "perfect fuckin' mouth, baby." she whines.

you groan against her, relishing in the way she jolts at the vibrations.

you got work off for the afternoon for a doctors appointment, but got a call this morning that your doctor was sick. so, instead of just going home after lunch, you decided to visit sevika at work.

you planned on just bringing her some food, maybe eating with her for a bit until she needed to get back to work.

but when you'd gotten to her office, you found that the entire crew was gone except her-- all out for lunch that she decided to stay in from, still exhausted from staying up all night with the kid last night.

and what were you supposed to do? the office was empty, your wife was tired and in need of a pick-me-up, and she has a lock on her door.

so here you are.

"jesus fuck, 'm gonna cum all over this pretty face." she grunts.

you clench your thighs together, close without having been touched, getting off on your wife's pleasure.

her hands tangle in your hair, pushing you closer to her cunt. and just as her thigh starts to shake--

"sevika!" silco calls from outside her office door. the handle rattles.

"you gotta be fuckin' kidd--" she's cut off by more rattling.

"sevika i brought you lunch!" silco cries again.

"i got lunch!" she screams through the door.

"why the fuck is your door locked?"

sevika groans, and you chuckle. she looks down at you, pouts, then bends over and kisses your lips.

"sorry, baby." she whispers. you giggle.

"sorry for you." you say. "you're the one whose gonna be horny all day."

she pouts as she pulls you up to stand, and you chuckle, leaning forward to kiss her lower lip.

wednesday

wednesday's have become your married-with-child date-night. little fucker's babysitter is a sweet teenager down the street, too busy with basketball and debate team on the weekends to watch her on saturdays or fridays. so wednesday it is.

most days you have the kid come over to watch your girl, all her toys are in your house, it's just easier than lugging all her shit down the street.

but tonight, you and sevika have cancelled your dinner reservation downtown just to stay home and fuck. so little fucker's at molly's tonight.

the second the pair disappeared from view, little fucker chattering on and on about various species of beetles while her babysitter nodded along, sevika pushed you down onto the couch and straddled your lap.

now, she's riding your strap slowly, hypnotically circling her hips on top of you as she puts on a good show. her hair's loose, she's naked and moaning louder than usual-- unafraid of little ears overhearing-- on hand on your shoulder to steady herself as she fucks herself on your cock, the other on her tits to tease herself even more.

"fuck, sevika, you're the hottest woman in the fucking world." you whine, leaning forward to kiss against her tits. both of your hands on her ass, guiding her movements. you bring one hand between your bodies, circling her clit. she shudders, her head falling forward.

"your cock feels so fuckin' good." she whimpers.

her phone starts to ring. you let out a weak whine. "don't you dare." you growl. sevika laughs.

"fuck no. feels too fuckin' good, baby." she promises, pressing her lips against yours. you relax against her lips, nipping her lower lip gently. she shivers.

the ringing stops, and then thirty seconds later starts up again. you both groan.

"don't!" you whine when she looks over her shoulder at the coffee table where her phone's buzzing. she curses.

"it's the sitter." she grunts.

you whine, and when she stands off your cock, you both whimper.

"hullo?" she asks, still catching her breath as she pulls the phone to her ear. her face drops, and you know just from her expression that you're not gonna be fucking any more tonight. "fuck. how bad is it?" she asks. then she grunts. "i'll be over in ten. yeah, thanks molly." she hangs up, tosses her phone on the couch, then looks over at you with puppy eyes.

"our girl's sick?" you ask. she nods.

"vomiting everywhere."

you groan. "we're never gonna fuck again." you whine. sevika laughs.

"don't even joke like that. if i get cockblocked one more time i'm just gonna fuck you in front of whoever's bothering us." she grunts as she starts to dress herself. you chuckle.

thursday

neither of you even attempt to fuck on thursday. you take the day off to stay home with little fucker, who's got a nasty stomach bug. the poor kid.

you're cleaning vomit and diarrhea all day, and by the time sevika gets home, you're starting to feel a little sick too.

sevika just cuddles you, feeds you soup and medicine, and puts you to bed.

you wake up in the middle of the night to her curled tight around you, in the same position you fell asleep in hours ago. you kiss her arm, your heart warm at your wife's endless care and devotion, and fall back asleep.

friday

you finally manage to get a quickie in on friday.

you find sevika at the stove, sauteing some veggies for dinner, and quickly wrap your arms around her waist, shoving one of your hands down the front of her pants. she gasps.

"wha--"

"kid's playin' with the little twins down the street. think i can make you cum before they come beggin' for popsicles?" you ask, your fingers quickly finding her clit. she whimpers as you start to circle it.

"fuck, i hope so." she grunts. you laugh against her neck, grinding your crotch against her ass. "just don't lemme burn dinner." she whispers.

you giggle, pressing a kiss to her shoulder. "i've missed you." you grunt. sevika shivers.

"i've missed you too, shit. had a dream about fuckin' you last night."

you whine behind her, rubbing her clit harder at her words. your grinds against her ass get a little more harsh. "yeah? how were you doin' it?" you ask.

"had you face down ass up on the bed, my face and fingers buried in your cunt." she admits. you gasp, biting her shoulder.

"fuck-- i love when you fuck me like that."

"i-i'm so close." sevika whimpers. "it's been so fuckin' long, baby."

"way too fucking long." you agree. "please cum baby, feel like i'll go crazy if i don't see you fall apart soon." you whine. sevika's breath hitches. you continue. "wanna feel you shake, wanna hear those sounds sev, ple--"

"oh shit!" sevika cries, reaching back to grab you as she cums in her pants. her thighs shake, and you broaden your stance so you can hold her before she collapses from her jelly-knees.

"there you go, baby-- fuck, just like that." you mumble. "oh, oh sev, you're so fuckin' good for me, fuck." you whimper as you cum against her ass.

you're both silent for a few minutes, catching your breath. at one point, sevika reaches out and turns the burner off on the stove. you chuckle against her.

"i know it's morally wrong to drug the little shit, but can we please knock her out just for tonight so i can fuck you in the mattress like you deserve?" sevika asks. you burst into giggles behind her, kissing her neck.

before you can answer, the sound of a gaggle of neighborhood kids approaching your house wanders in through the open window. you groan.

"here comes the popsicle brigade."

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bestie what are some of your merthur fic recs

Omg who me? stooppp <3

Okay so I used to read a LOT of merthur fics back around 2011-2013 and have only recently hopped back on the bandwagon so this will be a mix of some oldies i've revisited and some newer fics that have made me insane :))))

0. this one goes without saying but The Student Prince is seriously one of the best fics in any fandom i've ever read to this day. I relisten to the podfic every single year and it SLAPS every time. If you haven't listened/read recently this is obviously my #1 rec hahahha

Okay onto some actual recs

1. Tired by spqr

King Arthur gets enchanted and keeps having dreams about his court sorcerer merlin :))))) He obviously doesn't say this to Merlin, but Merlin notices he's not been sleeping and Arthur comes clean about having 'nightmares.' When Merlin tries to figure out a counterspell, he accidentally casts it on himself and ohh nooo they're both having sexy dreams about each other but also have to act normal in real life ITS SO YUM. This fic was surprisingly soft, like yes they are having some full on dreams but also the bits that made me extra insane were just the little soft moments between non-dream merthur 🥺

This was a school holidays read and i remember reading this in the staff room of the elementary school i was working at trying so hard not to SCREAM. At one point i had to go on a spirited walk around the building just to get my energy out because it was JUICY.

If you like: canon era fics, court sorcerer merlin, the intimacy of domesticity, arthur with a beard and merthur being so in love but also fucking clueless about it this the fic for you <3

2. But It's a Good Refrain by lady_ragnell

Merlin runs a relationship advice/matchmaking service radio show and Arthur's ex calls in and rips into him on air. Arthur calls in to defend himself and he and Merlin butt heads. An oldie but such a goodie. I love this one because the characterisation feels very natural. Plus i loooove arthur POV fics. Merthur are so sweet in this one and i love love love the dynamic of their respective friendship groups merging. It also features the fandom favourite m/f crack ship that is elena and gwaine which im always here for.

If you like: silly modern AU friend group nonsense, Arthur POV fics, snarky Morgana, and a fic writer who understands the sheer power merlin emrys' 🥺 face would have over not only Arthur but literally ANYONE who looks at him, this is the fic for you.

3. Second Chances by DragonDucks

This is a canondivergence/fix-it fic set immediately after Arthur dies in 5x13. In this version Arthur tells Merlin he loves him with his dying breath and Merlin's magic sort of implodes sending him back in time to 1x1. So it's like sad s5 Merlin getting a second chance to save Arthur in the body of tiny baby s1 merlin.

I'm gonna be honest i'm still reading this one but it has me kicking and screaming!!!! Most of the dialogue is repurposed from the show which makes it extra juicy to me and its just delicious i love it so much. The POV switches between S5 mourning merlin and S1 gay panic arthur and its soooooo good i'm loving it so far. Some of the side characterisation is a little weird but Merthur are PERFECT. It NAILS that yummy introverted Arthur and fond Merlin characterisation.

If you like: canon era fix it fics, time travel, Arthur pendragon falling in love with merlin bit by bit and actually having space and time to grow as a person, and merlin emrys being like no everyone shut up about my destiny i just wanna have a good time with my boyfriend, this is the fic for you.

4. All is Semblative by Whitefox

I just fucking love crossdressing fics okay 😇. This is cinderella meets Merthur. Uther is throwing a ball to find Arthur a bride and servants aren't allowed. Out of spite (and, lets be real, also jealousy) Merlin tries to disguise himself to sneak in and ends up accidentally turning himself into a princess. Arthur hits it off with a weird but beautiful mystery princess who turns out to be his manservant he's been in love with this whole time. Simples.

If you like: Prince Arthur knowing about merlin's magic and being cool with it, fairytale AUs, accidental genderbending (but still canonically mlm merthur), and arthur pendragon singlehandedly embodying demisexual panic this is the fic for you.

5/6. As Long As We Have We AND No Matter How Far Away You Roam by lady_ragnell

Lady Ragnell again because I looove the way they do modern day Arthur. and i've been going through their stuff. These are both super cute christmas fics (I know its a little early but I couldn't help myself). In the first one, Uther has just died (rip uther you will not be missed) and Arthur accidentally collects lonely friends to spend christmas with him in the empty house. At the same time he befriends Merlin, the owner of his local bookstore, and merlin brings his own group of strays to Arthur's christmas...and obviously everyone gets along super well and merthur fall in love. The second one is a fake dating. T get his parents off his back, Arthur lies to Uther and Igraine that he and merlin have been together for years and Merlin (plus his mum and his sister Freya) has to play along one christmas..and obviously everyone gets along....and obviously everyone gets along super well and merthur fall in love.

If you like: found family, cute christmas fics and fluffy merthur these fics are the ones for you!

Also pls if anyone has any canon era secret dating merthur fics i beg of you please send them my way 🥺

[shreddies-scribbles]

i really hope this isn’t too niche but my starkid and hermitcraft/life series obsessions hit me like CRAZY

so here’s who id cast if starkid ever did a life series musical!!! (let me cook guys)

okay this pair is what inspired this whole thing bro cuz like .. such similar vibes ?! especially in apocalyptour?!

come onnnn?! tall moustache man??? and joeys british accent in spies are forever ?! eassyyy

okay your gonna have to see the vision with this one-

i just know lauren would eat this UP

(read more for more pairs :D )

jeff just has the right energy for tango i don’t know what else to say

this one’s kinda goofy but 💀💀 i can see it.. brian as junior in starship like ?! joel life series energy !!

that bit at the end of episode 6 where martyn was inner monolouging ?! dylan saunders energy

mariah heart eyes omgggg LIZZZIIIEE like guys ?!?!? you see what im saying here ??!!

okay my only reasoning for this is i said so

you cant tell me jon as gary goldstein doesnt have bdubs energy like come on now

curt mega with a beard,, enough said

okay i COOKED lads come on

im out of ideas now tho lol if this really specific crossover applies to anyone else feel free to add onto this hahahha

[popdrop]

GIVE HIM TO MMEE E E E E [scream cry scream cry scream cry]

Watch this

CRASHES OIT CRASHES OUT CRAHSES OUT CRASHES OUT CRAHSES OUTCRASHES OUT CRASHESOUT CREASHES OUT CRASHES OUT WE ARE FINE WE ARE FINE THIS FUCKING GAME NEEDS TO DIE YESTER FUCKING DAY SO I NEVER HAVE TO LOG IN AND SEE HIS STUPID DAMN FACE AND PULL ON THE STUPID FUCKASS BANNERS EVER AGAUN GOD FUCK THSI BITCH AND HIS STUPIDLY SMUG FACE FUCKISNG F DSNAMMDNDIDYTTYYUURT T T R RBTHNTNT

[borathae]

AHH WAIT STOP NOW YOURE FEEDING THE BEAST IN ME RAHH INCUBUS YOONGI GETTING ALL PROTECTIVE OVER *HIS* HUMANS AAA like he stays and then their pillow talk ends up into some fluffy moments that yoongi finds it hard to understand (like wdym he feels mere human emotions he's a big bad demon) and then he gets insecure like "wait they're already in love with each other why would I even consider this" ( like they wouldn't be so happy summoning you and getting you to stay longer under the pretense of aftercare like we can't sleep without your hugs 🥺🥺) but he can't deny their faces when they ask for more and tries to ignore his weird beating heart 🥺

ALSO SHSJSJS NOT HIM SUMMONING HIMSELF OUT OF SPITE AND DRIVING AWAY ARCHIBALD THE DEFILER THE THIRD (love the name) like okay then so the summoning is foreplay 😏 they'd be so cheeky they got under yoongis skin and yoongi would still be processing why he just did all that until they get serious and well we always wanted you and we were so close to saying it (yoongi conveniently ignoring the times they say it in their minds during sex)

Also listen if I had to think of femdom yoonji then you will too I just thought of them worshipping her pussy or cock while she praises them and ruins them HNGHH LIKE IM GOING TO EXPLODE OKAY I NEED TO LET THE WORLD KNOW ‼️‼️

AGHHH I SAW YOUR LIST OF WIPS AND I DONT WANT TO ADD TO THAT SO JUST HEARING SNIPPETS LIKE THIS JUST GIVES ME SO MUCH JOY LIKE 😫😫😫

like he stays and then their pillow talk ends up into some fluffy moments that yoongi finds it hard to understand (like wdym he feels mere human emotions he's a big bad demon)

like whaT IF HE IS ALL LIKE "make sure to stay warm and eat lots" before he leaves one night and then once in his demon realm he goes "....what did i just say?? why would I care about their wellbeing like that???"

and then he gets insecure like "wait they're already in love with each other why would I even consider this" ( like they wouldn't be so happy summoning you and getting you to stay longer under the pretense of aftercare like we can't sleep without your hugs 🥺🥺) but he can't deny their faces when they ask for more and tries to ignore his weird beating heart 🥺

OMGMGM PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME OMFG PLEASE I LOVE THIS SO MUCH GAHAHHA *eats it up like a starved goblin*

ALSO SHSJSJS NOT HIM SUMMONING HIMSELF OUT OF SPITE AND DRIVING AWAY ARCHIBALD THE DEFILER THE THIRD (love the name) like okay then so the summoning is foreplay 😏

HAHAH we LOVE salty!Yoongi in this household like go off king expose your real feelings 🤪🤪 the summoning is definitely foreplay tbfh fjasdjf I can literally see Tae & OC get all wobbly and out of breath at the mere aspect of summoning him baahha

they'd be so cheeky they got under yoongis skin and yoongi would still be processing why he just did

hfhadshfh seriously like

Yoongi in this situation: 🧍🏻‍♂️ ?

Them: 🥰🥰

all that until they get serious and well we always wanted you and we were so close to saying it (yoongi conveniently ignoring the times they say it in their minds during sex)

HFDSFJ PLEASE I FEEL LIKE HE WOULD JUST UNSUMMON HIMSELF AGAIN OUT OF PANIC HAHAHHA

Also listen if I had to think of femdom yoonji then you will too I just thought of them worshipping her pussy or cock while she praises them and ruins them HNGHH LIKE IM GOING TO EXPLODE OKAY I NEED TO LET THE WORLD KNOW ‼️‼️

You chose violence and we shall all suffer fuckck please just don't do this to me fnasdnf listen!! FUCKING LIS TEN YOU WHORE (affectionately) WHAT IF!!! FUCKFNDFN

listen.

femdom!Yoonji who wants foreplay to be her and OC rubbing their pussies together until they're both puffy and so so wet so they can take turns on riding Tae with their warm, puffy pussies and to keep the other still wet and sticky, she makes her ride Tae's face while he is literally this emoji 🥴

femdom!Yoonji who will force OC into doggy position so she can lick Tae's creampies out of her and she will ignore the overstimulated whines OC lets out <3

femdom!Yoonji who will sit on Tae's face with her creampied pussy, forcing him to eat the mess he made all while she pulls his hair and calls him a dirty cum whore <3

AGHHH I SAW YOUR LIST OF WIPS AND I DONT WANT TO ADD TO THAT SO JUST HEARING SNIPPETS LIKE THIS JUST GIVES ME SO MUCH JOY LIKE 😫😫😫

NO BUT I LOVE WHEN WE GET CREATIVE IN MY INBOX PLEASE KEEP IT GOING

PS: okakaky listen!! I saw this on pinterest and it fits so well with Demon!Yoongi listen.

Imagine once they somehow made him confess his feelings and they are in their happy demon-human-throuple relationship:

Demon!Yoongi who is obsessed with making deals for literally anything: fine, I will wash the dishes but only for a price (kisses) 😈

them, just totally whipped for him: oH nO hoW cOuLd yoU? 🙄💗💗💗

[nijisanji-brain-rot-fics]

iluna x reader || halloween !! day six

KYO KANEKO [PLATONIC FIC]

as ur bestie kyo would make sure yall have a great time

would definitely binge movies but the SHITTY ONES

why? BECAUSE SHITTY HORROR MOVIES ARE FUCKING COMEDY THATS WHY

i feel like my guy would eat all the popcorn before the movie even started HAHAHHA

ALSO IM JUST SAYING I THINK KYO WOULD BE THE BEST PERSON TO SPEND HALLOWEEN WITH PLATONICALLY CUZ I FEEL LIKE YOU WOULD BE SHITTING TEARS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH WITH HIM

he is the embodiment of humour [<- coming from a kyomie HAHHAHAH]

"AAAAHAHHAHAHA!" Kyo burst out in laughter, as you two continued watching on the TV, seeing a very shitty portrayal of the girl from the ring coming out on the screen. Your stomach was hurting with the amount of times you both burst out in laughter, the TV remote between the two of you because you had to pause the show so much since you couldn't watch over the laughter.

The two of you were watching really crappy and badly made recreations of classic Halloween movies because why not? The shittier they are, the more giggles come out.

"Why she built like fuckin' Randall from Monsters Inc. wearing a wig?!" He cried out, gasping for air as you both were bursting out in laughter. You had tears in your eyes from how much you were both crying-laughing. But his statement was true, as you watched a girl slither on the floor like a lizard.

God, Kyo was so stupid.

a/n: HELP OKAY IDK I DONT THINK KYO'S A ROMANTIC PERSON SO I KINDA JUST DID PLATONIC SOBBB IM ALMOST DONE I ACTUALLY PLANNED STUFF OUT AHAHHA I'LL GET STUFF DONE BY.... IDK MAYBE TOMORROW??

[dovveri]

sorry guys im posting sm now that im back online i love to yap

now i hate HATE simu liu hes ltr the representative of everything wrong w first world country asian men i can elaborate but thats a whole other post LOL + shang chi was mid asf idc michelle yeoh and tony leung were the only good parts and it only gets good ratings bcs hollywood wants to look inclusive LMAOOO

but the bobBa extra b pitch BAHAHSHSHHAAB pls im laughing in anger “boba is no longer ethnic” boi what the fuck kinda boba u drinking how do u remove the ethnicity from something ethnic 😭 bro rly colonised boba and everyone else on the board being like this is such a great idea! this would do so well!! how innovative!! pls popping pearls have been around for so long and so has canned / packaged boba 😭 which is normally shit btw i cant wait for their business to FLOP and thankyou simu for speaking on it even tho i still despise him wish he was more aggressive like everyone being so okay w sth that was offensive and plain racist lol i was screaming blabla boba so popular now blabla big market blabla also bye the dude called taiwan china im crying girl if ur gonna sell an ASIAN DRINK (still ethnic!!) at least do some research instead of trying to whitewash boba and idk get some asian rep on the team or sth or just dont do it i wouldnt do it idk how people can feel so entitled as to understand an entire culture before creating a business that capitalises off culture it must be why all the business boys have such massive egos (i have no respect for commerce/business students sorry lol and i can say this bcs my second major is marketing HAHAHHA) all they do is slap on fancy words to simple concepts and make themselves sound smart its all an ego game and i can rant more but another post BYEE

[lady-margaret]

bridgerton season 3 episode 2 screaming thoughts (unedited)

guys is it wise to watch bridgerton in public (like while playing bingo 😭) i had to leave the dorm for the event and therefore had to cut my watching time short 😔😔😔😔

also it completely escaped my mind that it was only 4 eps until next month this SUCKSSSS i wanted to binge til early morning

DID EDWINA MARRY THE PRINCE

AW VARLY SO CUTE

i fck with the mondrich storyline kinda slay

DAMN pen looks good in that dress

OUF AJSJJSHDSJDHSJDH if only u knew colin

PEN PLSSSSSSSSSES 😭😭😭😭😭😭😓 PEN NOOOOO

hyacinth is my queen

i rly feel like kate will step up and take over francesca’s debut situation

COLIN???????????????????? anthony season 1 vibes

i rly thought it was ben before my eyes focused 🙃🙃🙃

he chugged that water LMAO

did she… enter the wrong room HEY DONT BE CREEPY

OH MY GOD ITS THE DIARY SCENE im glad i reread the book before watching

colin’s pen game is also 🔥🔥🔥🔥 theyre meant to be

YAY A BOOK CANON SCENE im happy

for a good sec i thought shed catch kathony being themselves again

i predicted that eloise would ask about her lmao

HAHAHAHAH the curtsy-off is funny asf

BENEDICT IS SO FUNNYYYYY

prudence and philippa’s husbands are funny asf too like? such losers but so cute

SPEAK TO LORD DEBLING

“and YOU are penelope featherington” 🥺🥺

PEN MADE HIM CRY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 WTAFFSGSGA

eloise………….. why would you tell her that

eloise is so charming

DYNAMITE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

PHILIPPA WHAT PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

CRESSIDA NO OKAY THANK FUCK CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT PLS DEAR GOD

oh! remington is pretty handsome tbh

HES SO CUTE HAHAHHA this whole interaction is so cute

WHO TOLD

FFS CRESSIDaA

okay tbf to cressida, eloise like did not hold unto that secret at ALLLL she wasnt even discrete about telling mere seconds after being told not to say anything jeeeeez

SLAY FRANNY !!!!!!!!!!!!! the queen sure does loves her pianoforte

PORTIA WTF

EYYYY ITS THE KISS SCENE!!! FROM THE BOOK!!!!!!!!!! *insert the captain america “i understood that reference” gif*

EYYYYYYSHSJSHSJS THEY KISSED 😔💕🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵 colin i know u felt a spark buddy !!!!!!!!

[seaweedbraens]

okay question: I'm currently in the middle of designing a cover for my bookbind of WCWSTHWAS (bc it's a masterpiece that I need on my shelf) and I just need to know for the back cover:

What's your favorite quote from each chapter? Which ones are you most proud of?

AAAAAAAAAAH im sorry this took so long its just that every time i opened the fic i could NOT decide on a quote! ive shortlisted a bunch down here but feel free to choose whatever you like!! i mostly just skimmed since i know that i'll start wanting to go in and correct things if i do a deep dive haha (and that's a never-ending project)

ALSO HELP if anyone sees this and has a quote you like pls remind me of it!!! i have realized that i dont really write. like. memorable lines HAHAHHA or maybe this fic is just so big that they're all bleeding into each other. anyway. HELP

(also i'm so honored you're bookbinding my fic!!! i'd love to see pictures if you have em <333)

ch1:

To say that Percy’s doing water magic seems like a grave insult to his skill. He is not performing magic, he is magic, just as he is water, flowing and fluid and gorgeous. He does not have to speak incantations as children of Hecate do, and yet he pulls liquid from thin air in a never-ending stream, making the water in his hands appear alive.

ch2:

He’d been stupid to think he’d get what he wanted back when he was thirteen. Now, at nineteen…well, he’s still stupid.

ch3:

It’s hard to fight the urge to run and leave it all. He wants to grab the Fates, if they’re still around, and shake them by the shoulders. He wants to yell in their face, “Find me another destiny!”

ch4:

Bunker Nine. Warm forges and the sound of metal bashing metal as the children of Hephaestus worked on their weapons talking and laughing over each other, competing at who could be faster. Beckendorf winking at him as he passed by, Leo swooping in and out of the skylight atop Festus, Percy conjuring dolphins from the bathwater, Annabeth carefully pinning up sketches on the walls. Travis and Connor trying to trip him up at every opportunity, Silena passing him beauty products with a sly little smile, Harley and Gus latching onto his legs and pleading with him to teach them a new fighting move. Nyssa offering him the last of Leo’s tacos, Butch accompanying him silently on supply runs, Grover playing them all songs on his pipes on quiet night - Jason can hear the music now, slow and mournful, the sound of wind making its way through the leaves of a tree, the sound of water trickling over rocks.

Bunker Nine is family. Bunker Nine is all of these things, and more, but mostly it is Piper, holding out her hand in front of the Bunker Doors, kissing him lightly and welcoming him home.

ch5 (I CANT CHOOSE)

He’d…he’d just wanted to be loved so much, had assumed he would remain without having felt it for the rest of his days, and all along he hadn’t noticed he’d had it since forever. There’s love in the way Jason had clapped his back, so hard that he nearly went flying every time. There’s love in how Annabeth rolls her eyes at his jokes, in how she nags him to stop stealing all the spare paper. There’s love in how Beckendorf forces him to take breaks in between projects, and love in the way each of his siblings come sit next to him silently when he’s working. There’s love in how Hazel and Frank hug him, so hard that they nearly crack his ribs. There’s love in how Festus creaks happily at the sight of him, wires in his head sparking with joy. There’s love in how each and every one of them have each other’s back, and how they’d do anything to keep each other safe. And Leo – he loves them, too. Like, so fucking much, man.

His mother. His father. The cabin. The sea. The screeing of seagulls, the heaviness in the air, the way seafoam would gather on his little feet as though trying to keep him there. “I’m going to Bunker Three,” he says. “I’m going home.”

“I know we lost last time, but this War…this feels different.” She steps forward, her whole body tingling at the rush of energy that’s suddenly picked up in the room. “I know you feel it too – every line of the Prophecy coming alive. This is it, guys. We get to finally take our fate in our own hands. We finally get to spill all the dust and ichor that have caused us pain for so many years. We get to avenge the deaths of our friends, brothers, sisters, parents. We get to win.”

 Her thoughts, which had a certain dispiriting quality to them, lift, now, leaving her marveling at how the tiniest sliver of hope - hope for a future beyond the War, hope where a stupid old prophecy will not dictate their lives – can make her this happy.

They’re all too fucking young for this.

Percy is one of the most powerful demigods of their age, and the way he looks at her…the way he holds her? It makes Annabeth feel powerful, too.

Whatever the outcome of this battle is, Hazel thinks, at least they’ll finally be free.

It’s a silly little joy of his, he guesses. Making people laugh. It’s…it’s always made him feel wanted, feel like a part of the group. Every group of friends needs a Funny One, and that’s Leo.

He…loves himself. Kind of. Leo’s got a complicated relationship with himself, because, like Percy had said, he doesn’t think he’ll ever really forgive himself for letting his mom die. But…it’s taken many years of hating how he looked in the mirror, and hating the fire that would light up his fingertips unprompted, and hating how he never managed to do anything right, for him to finally accept himself for who he is. For him to…well, maybe not be super duper in love with himself, but be at peace with himself. And that’s what you’d call character development.

So, with Hazel’s dying breath, she and Nico will bring back Varus’ Fifth Cohort, and Frank will use the eagle to lead them into battle, clearing their name, and giving him the opportunity to show New Rome that he’s truly his mother’s son, capable of so much greatness. Her death will mean certain victory for their troops - if not for Percy. It’ll mean the start of a whole new chapter for New Rome. It’s the perfect plan. The perfect end to her story. “It’s sick,” she whispers, tipping her head back. Her tears wash down the sides of her face, and drops of them slip into her ears, curving around her head and into the mess of her hair. She is so angry, so sad. She wants to live in this brave new world, after all, with her hand in Frank’s and the sun shining on her back, filling her up with warmth. “It’s sick, isn’t it, the way it all works out so perfectly.” And Nico smiles, sardonic, and pats her shoulder. “That’s life, I guess, Hazel,” he says, a little sadly. “That’s life.”

“OF COURSE THERE IS!” Frank yells, so loud that the trees around them shiver. “Of COURSE there’s a choice, Hazel, and you’re choosing to DIE!” And there it is, finally, out in the open, screamed raw into the universe, writing it into history. Hazel is choosing to die. Again.

Like a dream, like a memory, Percy imagines hands placed across theirs. Jason’s large one, Leo’s bony one, Hazel’s delicate one, Nico’s pale one, Bianca’s clever one. His mother’s hand, a little wrinkled with age, but with love packed in every touch. So gentle, so kind. They all add strength to his own, filling him with courage. 

"Prove me wrong, Annabeth, Percy. Show me how you’ll make things better."

They crash together like two collapsing stars, and the universe falls away, leaving just them and a fierce, unspoken relief that fills Percy up with a coiling, growing warmth.

“He is not who I would choose for you, Annabeth. But he is, indeed, the best choice.”

Percy watches the stars twinkle and listens to the sound of the rustle in the trees, and tries to think about a life where he needn’t constantly be on his toes, a life where he won’t have to worry about a destiny and a Prophecy, a life where he and Annabeth could build a home.

epilogue:

He supposes – and is slowly coming to accept – that this fear might be so etched in him, so deep-seated that nothing will truly remove it from him. But he’s trying to remember Leo’s words. That fire isn’t just something that takes away, but it is heart and light and warmth and happiness. It’s camaraderie and kinship and deep bonds. It’s love.

Whatever he does, now, wherever he goes – he will never be alone again.

Time, she supposes, will go on.

In the end, there isn’t much they can do to fix the hurt. She supposes it’ll always be a part of her. But she gives her own explanations and apologies, and he does the same, and they just – choose each other, and they choose to move forward, and that means the world to her.

And so, with smiles that shine and feet that intertwine and hands that have held up the sky, Percy and Annabeth start making plans.

Maybe…just maybe, one day, he won’t have to look back.

again, pls feel free to choose your own!!! and thank you <333

[ad-hawkeye]

ik you don’t really keep up with themis anymore but i was looking at the new artem sss and the artemrosa art is so cute but my mind can’t stop thinking about all the food in their fridge 😭unless food in stellis lasts way longer/zero expiration date half of that product is not being used

FUCK YOUR DESCRIPTION WAS INSANELY ACCURATE. RLY CUTE BUT HAHAHHA OH MY GOD NOW IM ALSO WORRIED

okay now im kinda obsessed. why does he have so many drinks. also i see either prepped food or a shit ton of leftovers. i think we can accurately judge artem's mental state on this fridge and his metric fuck ton of milk and creamer. which goes BAD REALLY FAST ARTEM WHAT ARE YOU DOI