#hahahahahah funny

[ask-hws-singapore]

Paying my cat tax on 小红书.

(ooc : the Chinese people's nickname for Singapore is 'Little Star, I'm crying)

[rosie-tyler]

Dennis trying to realise whatever happened between Daniel and Silver when the last time it was "Lmao this kid actually considers me his friend" and now it's "I need LaRusso in a dog cage. Right now. Make sure he doesn't escape"

[in-parkour-civilization]

champion has starvation kink

you're so funny

[grabby-smitten]

Xavier, pls never change.

And we know HEHEHEHEHE

[forsakenart]

I love her so much

[velvetandsilver]

I had a dream they announced bw remakes and this was N

[mohabbaat]

de kock hope no one sucks your cock.

[defenestrationsloth]

The eldest hollow sister really seems quite morally Grey

[alex-supremacy4]

you fucking liar (alex)

"you lied to me. you promised you wouldn't kill me. you're going to get what you deserve, you fucking moron." - alex

tw : blood (not noticable idk), and maybe disturbing imagery??? ooh scary

"you motherfucker."

(this is at the lake [ @dazed-moth ] 😁)

[keepyourpantsongohan]

What do you think of Kabuto's redemption arc? I feel like given the backstory he was given via the flashbacks in the War Arc, the dude deserved to get a happy life, but at the same time there should have been more buildup about there being some good in him. But I'm interested to know what you think.

Quite honestly, and this isn't going to be the most measured or thoughtful response, I think it's cuckoo bananas that they resolved his arc that way! Sasuke gets an international hit put out on him for trying to kill ONE guy (Bee). The Raikage's brother, but one guy!

40,000 people die in first day the Fourth Shinobi War across all five villages and the samurai, and Kabuto is the only living person responsible. Don't get me wrong, Obito did a lot of it too, but he isn't around to take responsbility for it. So they have this one guy, who resurrected their loved ones and leaders to kill them, resurrected Madara who did a lot of the destruction and Infinite Tsukuyomi first-hand, and who siphoned Yamato's mokuton to reinforce the Zetsu clones, which were the vast majority of the opposing forces. They have literally no one else living that they can blame for this situation. They kill people for just leaving their village, in this society.

And they're like, "It's fine, Itachi had a really good talk with him, and now he's an excellent childcare worker." WHAT. WHAT?

[chaos-lord-of-chapstick]

ASL format from a class me and my friend are taking.

My poor teacher has to put up with it.

I doubt they mind it that much.

[sourcitrus]

Do yall think q!jaiden was helping the cucuruchos during the scuff issues

[trippin-chippin]

WHY SHE LAYING LIKE DAT😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

[light-yaers]

just saw all this on a fic i wrote 7 years ago, on an account that i do not use anymore.

oh my good god

[emsprovisions]

Thinkfast fluff (bc I can’t stop thinking about them)

“God, Shepherd, can’t you do anything slow?” David moaned into Tommy’s mouth.

Tommy pulled back with a wicked grin. “Only when it’s you, apparently.”

He leaned in to steal another kiss from his boyfriend. Tommy’s hands were up the back of David’s shirt, splayed out on the toned back he had pressed firmly against the wall. David’s arms encircled Tommy’s neck, fingers burying in his hair, digging into his scalp.

Tommy liked things fast. Speed was his name after all. Most of the world moved at far too sluggish of a pace for him. And he was often so bored out of his mind by it all. Then he met David, and they became noodles-and-a-coffee friends, and somewhere after that David had brought Tommy back into existence with a kiss. He hadn’t been able to stop thinking about those lips, even when he had kissed Kate that night, it was David he couldn’t get out of his head in the following months. They became friends. Good friends, surprisingly. Tommy didn’t have many of those.

And now they were here. Boyfriends.

Tommy liked how the word tasted in his mouth. David Alleyne was his boyfriend. He also liked how David’s tongue tasted in his mouth. Which is exactly where it was right now.

“You sure this is too fast for you? I mean, I didn’t initiate tongue.” Tommy pulled back to raise an eyebrow at David. He only sighed.

“You’re impossible, babe. Now come back here.”

Well that was just an offer Tommy couldn’t refuse.

[rhymaes]

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the way ive been trauma dumping on this site this past year & each post has felt hopeless but with an air of 'i know it will pass because i have purposefully created an open future where i can surpass my fears, create my own life where i can be me & enjoy what i love, & conquer what [x] did to me' & then it all collapses within two weeks & there genuinely is no hope for it & not in a haha it feels hopeless way but in a no things are happening so far outside my control that the people who Are in control were like. nah your fucked dude. sorry. is like. a different kind of horror helplessness. like okay lets rewind. i dont get into medical grief on here bc then id kms but like. okay. so 2022 i thought [x] was going to die & i told No One ever but also they knew i had [x] who i cared abt & was concerned for & everyone in [x] kept treating me like shit over it SPECIFICALLY & spreading rumors abt me bc i am a lesbian & then 2023 [x] & [x] & [x] all decide, separately, they want to be fun & quirky & try it with the gay girl so they can brag abt it to their bfs (im genuinly not being biphobic like. i mean they are straight women who would. do this. shit like. they said it. and then tried to queer it up when i told them to fuck off with it & they still needed their gay card bestie to fuck their ugly ass men who abuse them??? what the fuck!!!) & still gaslight me for caring abt [x]'s health & then tell me im selfish bc i wont drop everything for them & then try to out me & usher me into my greatest fear. okay. anyway. then 2024:like. u didnt think it could get worse is whats so funny!! like i faced my ed, lack of medication, insane financial struggles, tore myself out of a codependecy she imbeded in me so far that this now is the only time ive actually been Me for two years, & so many interpersonal issues & on-going griefs & then like. 2024 was like so? u know. that thing. the one youve been working for. that u were emotionally banking everything on & then u Did actually achieve it like we have the paperwork over it & u were also using it to prove to yourself that [x] may steal your work but she cant steal everything from u & also this is the only thing u could spend ur life doing without waking up every morning thinking abt how to kill urself? yeah actually you cant have that we changed our minds lol!!! & we didnt know how to tell u :/ so thanks for reaching out! but its not u is the thing like. youre so good bro. its an outside factor & oh yeah no theres like. nothing u can do like. u should drop it man. try next year. its not like u got through this year for that alone & put up with every thing that cut u so deeply bc u knew this would pay off not because u deserve it no but because u actually earned it & worked for it. but bye try again next year. like!! oh!! okay!!! im going to find the sexiest fucking ledge i can actually hahaha!!!