#i am so funny

[cguqqie]

i love that guys minecraft videos

[effervescentdragon]

f1blr right now

[spitinsideme]

all aboard the sex train 🚂🚂🔥 (fifth time today that ragatha has done this)

[nicomoon69]

get it…. cause it’s called zesti….

[ophiocordysepsys]

Prologue: The Awakening

[bloodlessdarling]

Hi, so I just survived a plane crash(long story) and then I found this… this… I-I think it’s a CAT?

Don’t be fooled by his giant wet eyes - he pulled a knife on me!

Anyway, not sure what to do with him… I fear he might bite me in my sleep or something.

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Forgot how pretty the lighting in the introduction scene is. The first one turned out very nice.

[valemrsn]

they should invent new hours to occur between 4pm and 8pm so thats theres more time to dillydally and relax after a long day of enduring the horrors

[toqliss]

He was a thinker

[saltyshe]

kunikida didn’t say “you’re a weartiger grow some wearballs” for you to be moping around like a damsel in distress

[jodsstuff]

I have a problem

[po3tictrag3dy]

if mh was revamped to be more modern brian would so unironically use gen alpha speak. he'd go up behind alex and whisper "skibidi toilet..." to make him mad

[thermodynamic-comedian]

my theory is that the reason lena sent gwen on this specific mission is because she's actually a leftist icon who believes in letting bonzo eat the rich on your behalf,

[omerseyfofan]

4 types of people reacting to situationships

[feddy-34]

“C’mon, Max, I can’t,” Lewis says with a small laugh, glancing nervously at the ice. “You can climb mountains and jump out of planes and this is where you draw the line? Ice skating?” Max asks incredulously.

[itsdefinitely]

changing my home/lock screen might be a small thing to you, but for me it took many years of training. what do you mean you didn't witness the montage in which i changed it but got too uncomfortable with the difference that i had to change it back? you really didn’t see me almost flinch when i saw the wallpaper for the first time? smh

[whatmattersisyou]

That's what happens when you light up 800+ candles 😅

Good thing they're both immortal