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Tofu and yogurt today?
Maybe
Maybe not
#ana trigger#i want to be weightless#i want to be bones#i want to be small#i wanna be weightless#ed but not sheeran#hahahah fuck me#im stupid ik#tw ed
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The self-awareness on this guy 😞 someone pls send him an "are you bi?" quiz STAT
#dead plate#rody lamoree#rody x vincent#vincent charbonneau#rodince#rodincent#my art#i saw someone tag one of my drawings with a version of their ship name using their last names and it was nice but i forgot what it was#aksjdhf#also NOO i forgot Rody's lil moles 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#thankfully at least tumblr allows edits#anyways#rody looks so wonky to me but I just wanted to stop fidgeting with it and post it since i wasnt getting anywhere anyways aksjdfh#also little story time lol#when i was in 10th grade there was this girl in my chemisty class that i was kinda frienemies with#we just always got into arguments with each other but the vibe ultimately stayed light and friendly between us#kinda like a <<fuck you but anyways what did you get for no. 5>> kind of situation#one day she slammed one of her hands against the door right next to my head 😳😳#i think she was trying to intimidate me but instead it just gave me a core memory LMAOOO#thankfully by then i already knew i wasnt straight lol but it definitely unlocked something in me hahahah
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dabihawks ship template thing bc I got boredd last night .. explaining more under the cut!!!
CW FOR LIGHT SEX TALK!!!!!!!
Big spoon and little spoon: I thinkkk it would be uncomfortable to be held from behind for hawks bc of his wings n stuff, even if he sheds all his feathers. so he tends to like being the big spoon!!! at first dabi would be against being the little spoon bc he thinks it makes him vulnerable and weak or wtv to be held but he does like being held by hawks. he just wants to be held and cared foorrr once he opens up more and their situationship develops more dabi is more open to being the little spoon.
Lends clothes, borrows clothes: hawks doesn't really have his own clothesss I think the commission definitely controls everything all the way down to what he wears. The most he has is sleep clothes, but he usually only ever wears his hero uniform. either way all of his clothes have holes in the back of them, so dabi isnt particularly fond of wearing his shirts LOL. maybe he'll steal a pants or two but other than that yeah dabi don't wear his clothes. I don't think hawks would wear dabis clothes either bc dabis clothes probably stink and they're all ripped HELPP ok so maybe they don't lend each other clothes help…
Pet names vs no pet names: hawks calls dabi dabs... hot stuff, firefly...... dabs... or whatever annoying nickname he can come up with. I think he also just likes calling dabi annoyingly sweet pet names like sweetheart bc it pisses dabi tf off and hawks thinks it's the funniest thing in the world. dabi almost never calls hawks hawks he only ever calls him birdie or birdbrain or heroo or literally anything condescending. hawks never takes it as that way tho no matter how much tries to mean it in a mean way hawks thinks it's just silly and sweet.
introvert and extrovert: this one's obviouuus for dabi at least he hates people... hates EVERYONE!!!! he'd rather stay in solitude and plot his revenge against his father or smmmthh hawks on the other hand was basically trained to deal with the public and overall be a social butterfly. so naturally yeah, hawks is around people and it's not that he doesn't mind being around people. but when his social battery dies out I think he definitely getss ehhh like usually he's good at keeping his silly chill attitude but I think at some point it does get too much and he much rather be alone. when it comes to dabi i think dabi is much more annoying and open and chatty w hawks which ultimately breaks through his sort of bad boy persona and feels more touya. while hawks eventually doesn't bother keeping his public persona up with dabi and just fills the silence hawks provides. it's nice i think they bring out touya and keigo out of each other
affectionate through words or actions: I think they both crave physical touch. growing up hawks was never rlllyyy cared for in the way he needed as a child, same w dabi i think they both just need a hug. I dooo think that they both definitely need words of affirmation from each other, with dabi growing up not feeling good enough or wtv and hawks growing up into believing he wasnt even his own person. but they both suck at it and they struggle to express how they feel for each other so I think they much rather show their care towards actions. for example hawks showing up to his and dabi's meets with extra take out to share with dabi and let him stay over, or dabi would help hawks preen his wings and hawks will sometimes wake up to breakfast or WHATEVER IDK but yeah. i think doing stuff for the other person makes them feel less vulnerable.
confessing first, or waits for confession: they don't confess. end of story. LOL. in boba yaoi world dabi doesn't die yaayyy and he's put through this whole rehabilitation process yada yada but eventually they confront each other after not seeing each other ever since dabi burned hawks' wings. whenn it comes to confrontation dabi is very good at pointing out hawks' bs and such but he struggles with opening about his own...feelings n stuff I guess while hawks has a hard time with confrontation in general. i think hes constantly deflecting dabi's jabs n stuff or wtv but errmm IDK. hawks never knows what to say during confrontations since he needs time to really... think about it and carefully calculate his words. normally he's good when it comes to making up stufff or reacting quickly I guess but when it comes to his ACTUAL feelings. to KEIGOS feelings and not hawks' then he's like.... he blanks... he doesn't know how to think for himself whooopppsss
screams about bugs, squashes with shoe: ok the more i think about it the more i think dabi would just squash the bug w no mercyyy and hawks would be more reluctant... i think neither of them are scared of bugs since dabi literally grew up in filth for most of his life and hawks just... isnt scared of them... dabis had to deal with insects all the time when he was homeless so he's just like... Done w them. IDK it's silly it's goofy theyre stupid
drives car. can't drive: dabi can't drive. period. he doesn't know how, if he were to, he'd fucking crash the car into anything in his way. shitty driver, never learned, never got his license, nothin!!! hawks on the other hand doooess knowww how to drivveeee but he doesn't like to. he flies everywhere, doesn't like driving bc he can't fit his wings in them and when he hates shedding his feathers just to fit in it bc it makes him feel all too VULNERABLE. and UNGUARDED!!!! so yeah he doesnt like to drive but he can. i think hes a crazy driver tho like with being the second fastest hero in japan hes like used to going super fast so he like drives so fucking fast bro ... other speed limit... takes sharp turns, stops abruptly, and overall he's freaking crazy. I think dabi also gets motion sickness so he hates riding with hawks HAHA hawks likes to carry him and fly anyway.... dabi hates it ....
can't cook for shit, makes dinner!: hawks dont know how to cook. his fridge is filled with expired foods. he only ever eats what the commission gives him bc they control his diet, and he's not really a picky eater. he also just never has time to cook sooooo yeah he doesn't have a lot of home cooked meals. but then dabi comes in and he's had to learn how to do things for himself almost all his life so he definitely knows how to cook at least a lil. he clears out hawks fridge after he basically hangs out in his apartment and sometimes he decides to cook breakfast after hawks let's him sleep over ....... he likes to cook for hawks... secretly tho. if hawks ever brings it up he won't cook for him again for like a few weeks.
pda yes or no: hawks likes to show dabi off. in boba yaoi world where dabi doesnt die and instead goes through rehabilitation process and him and hawks start over as keigo and touya yada yada yada hawks LOVES to show dabi off... he'll be like yes!!! that's my boyfriend!!!!! giving him kisses n everything... dabi hates it. ok he doesn't hate it he does enjoy the attention and does enjoy being shown off but hes just sooo not used to experiencing like .... attention. not used to being pecked on the cheek outta no where, not used to being touched really. i think it's the same for hawks hes not used to physical contact but he deals w it differently in a way where he tries to do it MORE u know. but pre-war during their situationship era umm i think dabi still doesn't like it, and tells hawks to stop doing it until post-war. but even then situationship era they werent very pda anyway, so ya.
overprotective vs chill goin: i think they're both a bit possessive over each other. they both grew up without nothing, dabi more physically and hawks more emotionally. dabi grew up (orrr u know after his coma or wtvvv) living on the streets, used to not having anything nice ever in his life. even before, after enji deemed him unworthy touya got nothin. hawks grew up without having anything that was ever HIS. everything he's ever done or taught or grown up to do was all the commission. all his decisions were under the commission's influence. but hawks and dabi were each other's first thing to want for themselves, to HAVE for themselves. hawks also just instinctively becomes more possessive over dabi, w all his weird ass mate callings n stuff. and i think dabi just yearns for attention and hawks or whatever idk hawks was the first good thing that was ever in his reach, so dabi latched onto it very very quickly.
relationship experience or no relationship experience: they have. absolutely. zero. maybe dabi's had a fewwww hookups every now and then, but very very scarce since no one wants to be sleeping w a villainn!! and also bc he doesn't find use in finding someone since he's sooo dead set on plotting revenge against his father. the reason why hawks is different in this case bc he never meant to involve himself in something romantic w hawks, it just... happened. with hawks ermm i think the commission wouldn't allow him to date at alllll they wanna keep his personal life a minimummm they don't treat him like his own person. i think hes slept w ppl before but only bc it benefited the commission or smth IDK SMTH MESSED UP LIKE THAT yeah idk they dont know how to be good to each other relationship was nor how to properly navigate it. post-war they try though. they try for each other. SIGHHH I HATE THEMMM
horny level: idk. the reason why they start talking more is bc they hook up while exchanging info LOLL there's so much sexual tension between them it's CRAZY. I thinkkk sex is like a super important to their dynamic funny enough bc they begin to trust each other a lot more through it I guess. they need to blow off steam and theyre both weirdly attractive to each other. they match each other's freak!! yes!!! they are switches and i stanndd byyy thisss I dont think they have dom sub undertones i HATE when ppl make hawks a twinky sub stop it leave him alone. dabi's a pillow princess. putting this out there. LOL OK BUT SRSLY I think bottoming for dabi is just smth soooo vulnerable for him that when he eventually lets hawks do it it makes him trust him so much more bc hawks is SO so gentle w him like... idk how to explain it. it just makes sense in my head.
awkwardness level: dabi is one awkward freaking motherfucker. bro grew up alone in filth w the only thing driving him was his hatred for his father. past all the assholey and psycho behavior, he's just sooo freaking awkward. he's a loser. a lameo. he don't know how to speak!!!!! he also just hates people so yay. hawkss on the other hand was raised to know how to deal w the public. raised to interact easily w other pro heros and civilians, raised to be overall super chill and know how to talk to interviewers. hawks is good at talking to people, he knows what to say and when to say it to sweet talk his way into things. so for the most part hawks is never really awkward. keigo, on the other hand is def a tad bit more awkward. of course he's definitely still good at talking n all that bc u can't erase over two decades of training and practicing properly talking to people, but keigo is juusttt he's a lil less hawks. hes more unfiltered, not aiming to please everyone anymore. he lets himself feel other emotions, just lets himself relax n not be on guard all the time.
jealous level: with hawks bird half n all that comes lots of possessive traits... all his weird MATE instincts UGHHH. WEIRDO!!!!!! but yeah I think it just makes him a wee more protective over dabi in the sense that "he's mine!!! my bf!!!!!! go away!!!!!!!" but other than that he's not rlly jealous at all. he's very chill. very yas. DABI ON THE OTHER HAANNNDDD ohhohoohoho ok. like i said b4 hawks is literally the only good thing he's ever gotten to call his. during situationship era he's so fucking jealous bro bc people arent even supposed to know about their secret situationship thing. hawks can walk around w people fawning over him bc they don't knowww of what goes on between him and dabi. dabi HATES it bc hawks is a very popular hero with a shit ton of fans and fangirls and fanboys and whatever and dabi thinks it's the most aggravating thing in the WORLD. but post-war when they make it official dabi shows him tf off. like very subtly tho. in public he'll snake an arm around hawks' waist when fans are around ... or he'll glare at fangirls who get too close n all that IDK he's very jealous bratty silly billy. hawks treats him like a princess.
OKAYYY THATS IT. I did not intend on saying this much LOLLL goes to show how freaking crazy dabihawks is making me and how yaoi is RUINING MY LIFE. okay thanks for reading if u actually read this farr I lovee dabihawkksss okay bye
#i saved this to my drafts earlier and when i came back to open this again it wasnt here so i fucking PANICKED.#i was gonna be sooo mad if all of this was gone.#its ok its ok turns out i accidentally posted it HAHAHAH#no one saw it thankfully... or maybe they did and just didnt like it or anything so yeah.#but yessss if people like my yappings i will def yap more bc dabihawks has me wrapped around their ugly little finger#dabihawks#bnha#mha#bnha fanart#art#mha fanart#dabi#touya todoroki#boku no hero academia#fanart#hawks#keigo takami#touya todoroki fanart#keigo takami fanart#hawks fanart#dabi fanart#toukei#toukei fanart
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nooo brother elijah youre so sexy don't steal my equipment hahah
#fallout#fallout new vegas#fnv#craig boone#courier six#boone x courier#nooo dont come in this gold vault and get locked in youre so sexy hahahah#the sierra madre dlc is so fucking. idk what about it is so difficult to me but it is#i get LOST i get STABBED i get LIMB BLOWN UP from radio i FORGET how to save dean and have to reload a save from 2 hours ago#also yeah i imagine if the security systems remove equipment due to radiation... eli's leg brace is gonna get yoinked rip#have fun walking around with your bonk ass leg idiot -brother elijah probably#oc: eli#doodly thingy#fallout tag
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I AM ACTUALLY FROTHING TO THE MOUTH—
#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha#mha#dabi#bnha dabi#mha dabi#touya todoroki#bnha x reader#mha x reader#dabi x reader#touya todoroki x reader#i. am. BBARKING. SO. FUCKING. LOUDLY.#guys i’m sorry but his japanese voice just does things to me that i’m like 🛐#i’m so… this… you see… AÆÄÃĀÀÂÁĀĄHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#not okay. AT ALL. i need him to talk into my ear with that god like voice of his#slamming my head onto the concrete as we speak hahahah
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excuse me that's MY formerly-toxic, sleep deprived emotional support white boy
#cullen rutherford#maybe I like the fact that he's fucked up and says stupid shit WHAT THEN HUH#'my hands are covered in the blood of the people I should have protected' hahahah wow edgy tell me more over dinner mayhaps
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"shipping saiki is aphobic because he's aroace!"
stares at you with my demiromantic asexual in a committed relationship eyes then looks at the camera like im in the office
#good thing those folks have yet to find their way into my inbox or id be at risk of embarrassing myself lol#if you wanna see more of the content you prefer...make it yourself :3 MAKE IT YOUR FUCKING SELF lol#youre so attached to the idea youll complain about it but you refuse to do anything about it even create works that you and others will sur#ly enjoy how does this even make sense#sorry for reviving this from the dead when it blessfully hasnt been a thing in the tag for a hot moment but im still irritated hahahah#seriously you know what that screams to me? virtue signalling. you wont do anything except say a few words every now and again like#the motivation starts and ends at appealing to the popular opinion. earn your brownie points. and do nothing.#what is your care made of? thoughts and prayers?#every time ive asked one of these people why they dont make the content themselves the response has been 'i shouldnt have to lol'#you shouldnt have to bully people either with your aphobic BS but look at you! aw~#yall dont wanna commit to shit you just want to tell other people how they should exist.#if you cant create for whatever reason you better be ready and willing to drop your rec list and fave artists. and i sure as shit hope your#complimenting them thoroughly.
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We’ve lost again gays!!!!!
#friends HAHAHAH fuck me#I will never recover#criminal minds#criminal minds evolution#my post#emily prentiss#jennifer jareau#jj#paget brewster#aj cook#jemily#lgbt
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cRinGeTobEr dAy FOURRR: angel x demon
#BIBLICALLY ACCURATE SAIOUMA BE UPON YE#cringetober2023#oumasai#eyestrain#saiouma#maiora draws#get it!! because lucifer means light bringer in latin!!!! and and and#LIGHT AND REVELATION AND SUBVERSION PARALLELS!! MY VISION-#/silly#I've made something that makes me genuinely ill looking at it HAHAHAH massive W!!!#shoutout to my friend for contributing the fingers in the background even though ya cant fucking tell they're there!!! LMAO#don't look for them please spare your eyes#cw religious imagery#shoutout to my religious trauma i am now recycling into cringetober drawing pfft!!
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Wait wait wait, I saw in your tags that's Time and Time Again is ending soon? But I've only just found it! (through the animation you did, it and your comic are so well done)
Ah, yeah.
So by "soon" I really mean "sooner than I think I would like" and it feels much sooner to me as the writer than I think it will to you all as the readers.
But, Time and Time Again is pretty much exactly 2/3 of the way through right now. Webtoon gave me the end date before I even finished my first season, and I've been trying to fit in all the things I wanted to get into the story before it ends...
It's why my hiatus has been taking so long, I'm trying to write to get as many moments and as much development as I possibly can, with really limited time! And... also admittedly to prolong how much longer it's sort of "around" in my life.
Because I know once it is over, I'll move on to the next comic! and 3 years just doesn't feel long enough to have Adam and Steve in my life haha
But, yeah. it's getting "close" in a way that it's starting to make me sad. like this time next year it'll probably be over.
It's okay of course, it's the nature of stories that they will end. I'm working really hard to make it satisfying despite Everything, and I'm really proud of everything I've done so far.
And my next comic will be even better for what I've learned here!
So, sorry to everyone, but I promise I'm gonna make it worth it.
#also my next comic I think I'm not going to do with webtoon#it is a massive massive risk#and I will seriously need people's like. actual monetary support to do it#which feels bad because I like making comics for free#ITS GONNA BE FREE TO READ#I just mean like having pressure on my audience to pay me to keep my comics going#but it's sorta just the unfortunate reality of things that like#I'm working for webtoon because they pay me#they don't do anything else for me really#if anything they sorta bring me down HAHAHAH#not. that's a whole other rant but. it's fine it's a work relationship. with a corporation.#BUT YEAH#I've really enjoyed getting to make a comic and put it out there for free and not need to beg people to support me to create it#that's been an absolute dream#but to continue that dream to deliver stories to people on THEIR terms#where the comic doesnt get ended too early#and I dont have to put my foot down to include trans characters#and all that shit#I think if it works. it will be worth it#but FUCK it is a huge risk HAHAHAHAHAHAH#pre-emptively asking you guys to be prepared for that future hahahahahahaha#asks#key-the-kitty
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dont flop don't flop don't flop
Chat, did I cook or nah...
This is my first ever digital art piece... digital artists, are you proud of me? 😭
This is supposed to be my pfp until I just get better
#I'm kinda proud ngl#This took me 3 hours and some change#Argenti my muse#Can you tell I kinda just started getting lazy#IDK how to do hair I just fucked around#Hahahah#Help#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#HSR#Honkai star rail#HSR art#hsr argenti#honkai star rail fanart#Argenti HSR#Argenti fanart#HSR fanart#Honkai sr#Argenti
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this scene from bluey has me screaming
#bluey#bluey spoilers#bluey smoochy kiss#bluey s3e26#might be spoilers idk but just in case#omgg i've watched this sm#bluey's gd scream took me out i'm dead#bandit having no fucks to give#his daughter finding him so gross is so funny hahahah#this ep and 'rain' are legit my fav eps ever#bluey's pitch when she screams 'WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW'
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It would be an honor to work with you, Mr. Kimber.
#peakyblindersedit#peaky blinders#tommy shelby#thomas shelby#cillian murphy#cillian murphy edit#thomas shelby edit#tommy shelby edit#tv shows#goth's gifs#*#*scheduled#this man. he is babey.#it's a bit dark and hard to see his face#but fuck me i tried#¯\_(ツ)_/¯#i accidentally posted this yesterday without a caption#hahahah i suck at this lmao
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Me, sat there listening to the protocol epilogue, almost on the verge of tears: "well shitttttttt hahahahahha" My friend, who's only listend to 5 eps of protocol because i hassled them about it so much: "are you actually ok? Who died, better not have been Alice?" Me, literally about to sob even tho i dont really like Colin that much: "... i want a milkshake."
#i dunno why i even said that tbh hahahah#but i had been wanting a milkshake all day#and it was pretty good tbh#that episode sure did happen to me#jesus fucking christ holy shit#i feel bad for anyone who had to be around me in the immediate aftermath of that ep#god i love magnus protocol#tmp#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#tmagp epilogue#celia ripley#alice dyer#samama khalid#gwendolyn bouchard#gwen bouchard#lena kelley#colin becher#hey at least sam is sort of alive! thats something :]
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someone who somehow knows my actual name and tumblr reposted my art on Pinterest and I’m like sooo fucking nervous rn
#rose talks#I messaged them to take it down bc it’s stressing me the FUCK out but HOW do they know my first name only some of my mutuals know that#so let’s hope they see it HAHAHAH I’m gonna puke
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Gummigoo and messing with watercolors!!! All this while watching the new TADC episode with @driftinbubbles :)))
#post#art#my art#watercolor#the amazing digital circus#tadc fanart#tadc gummigoo#Hahahah ignore me fucking up using the wrong pen…#Whoospie
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