#hahah… poggers…

[virgoes]

all i think about lately is metaphysics and infinity

[voidoffline]

I was writing and a character hears the voices of these spirits called ‘concepts’ and I

The voices are just tumblr. The Concepts are Tumblr. (The voices in question below:)

*‘Eh whatever.’*

*‘Oh look!’*

*‘Ooo it’s happened!’*

*‘Yippee!’*

*‘Nice.’*

*‘Awww but I liked the forest.’*

*‘Yeah let’s go back.’*

*‘Forage privileges revoked.’*

*‘Forage??’*

*‘Wait I mean to say forest.’*

*‘Hahah prev can’t speak.’*

*‘Shush you fuck mouth you ass prev. Slash affectionate of course.’*

*‘Slash what?’*

*‘Sword slash to the chest, and your dead!’*

*‘It’s on fire not your dead.’*

*‘I love you prev.’*

*‘Sword slash to the chest, and your on fire.’*

*‘Yeah there we go.’*

*‘Sunlight! Sunlight! No more tree shadow!’*

*‘Poggers.’*

*‘Don’t ever say poggers again I will kill you.’*

*‘Poggers. Bitch.’*

*‘REEEEE.’*

*‘Freedom!!! No more forest!’*

*‘It’s still there prev.’*

*‘Not for long.’*

*‘Arson?’*

*‘Ooo yes yes Patrick go commit arson.’*

*‘Oh no not more fire.’*

*‘This grass is uncomfortable.’*

*‘You don’t even have a body prev.’*

*‘Shhh guys we’re giving the human a headache. It’s not nice to give friends headaches.’*

*‘Hey Patty boy, open your eyes.’*

*‘’Patty boy’???’*

*‘Eh I dunno just what came to mind.’*

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

Sunbeam located; more at six

by Ghost529

The public had been told that Sunbeam had gone on a holiday, a government-approved vacation away from the stresses of heroism. Most took that as fact, nodding along mindlessly and continuing about their day, others skeptical of the news. After all, Sunbeam was persistent in showing up every day for their job, a sudden vacation out of nowhere? It wasn't their style. But most began to accept it.

Not Wilbur. He knew the truth of the matter. And he was here to get Sunbeam out of this absolute hellhole they're undoubtedly stuck in.

OR Soulmates + superpower au combo !! Yippee

Words: 1599, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza

Relationships: Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Literally the only interaction in this fic

Additional Tags: Villain Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Villain Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Vigilante Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), by technicality, Hero Wilbur Soot, Hero TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Yeah that's right it's a fusion au of two different tropes hahah !!!, Dark Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Dark Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), They don't get to show their colours in the fic, But they deffo dark core, love that for them, Tommy and wilbur's mental state is Poggers, TommyInnit is Not Okay (Video Blogging RPF), I lied, Wilbur Soot is Not Okay, Kidnapped TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot-centric, Sirens, Just in mythos and inspo form, Protective Wilbur Soot, Wilbur Soot is Bad at Self-Care, That's a new tag I didn't know about, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, TommyInnit Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF), he really does, He gets one yippee, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Tis the way of the Ghost529 fanfic, Cliffhanger, Mentioned Alexis | Quackity, Villain DreamXD (Dream SMP), He's just a mention too, Bbg ain't got nothing on anything happening here, Mercenary Luke | Punz, He is also mentioned good for him, Mentioned Butcher Army Ensemble (Dream SMP), In a /ref way, Whoever reads these tags is gonna have a Field Trip, How Do I Tag

[crossover-enthusiast]

Bdbdbd

Skid and Robert befriending Papyrus during the whole Snowdin thing would also be poggers.

Lmao wait

The whole Papyrus date thing happens because Ethan decides to try and rizz him up like he did with the other monsters he fought so far. /j

HAHAH YES

Skid is there for moral support for Papyrus

[sweetandsoursaws]

"Uh- yeah, used to be Luke, but that was back when I was human. And there were two Lukes, got real confusin', long story short, changed my name. Lark." And! Grinned as he pointed out. "Lark Wren. Tha's two birds."

That was actually not why he named himself that, but it was a great bonus. He found it pretty funny.

Lark felt a touch of guilt for sharing the news like it was exciting when Elman regarded it more fittingly as a misfortune. But well, the person hadn't died as far as he knew. Still time to die in the hospital, but he will now dedicate himself to NOT checking the news for that. "Yeah, don' miss out. Or get soaked. Fuck, I oughta get outta here too. Takes me hours to dry."

He doesn't HATE water like a cat might, but he's sure learning to. Wet fur is Not Poggers.

On the marbles thing, Lark tilted his head and blinked. What, just some marbles? How's he supposed to stumble across marbles. That seems pretty unlikely. But he burst into a laugh when something clicked. "You tellin' me you lost yer marbles?? Hahah- Shit, me too mate, me too." Just- absolutely dissolving into snickers. Covered his mouth and forced himself to swallow the laughter down. "Sorry- yeah, yeah. Course. Uhhh...are they dangerous...?"

As Lark would pass his hand through where Elman's hat floated above, he would feel a sort of staticky fizzy sort of tickling sensation - might even puff up some of his arm fur, but was otherwise harmless. The odd man didn't even seem to mind either, snickering to himself at the other's curiosity.

"I'd believe it!" About being the biggest cat in town. Not many times he'd see bipedal cats walking around in a mostly human reality. He rocked himself forward onto his feet with a flourish and did some stretches while he was at it as Lark introduced himself, nodding all the while.

"Lark! How curious, to have the name of a songbird while you're a cat! I'm sure there's irony in there somewhere..." He twirled his very thin mustache in thought, awfully distracted until the talk of the fair and an...accident, was mentioned. His own brows raised at that.

"Oh, you don't say?? I'd welcome the crowd if it wasn't under such unfortunate circumstances!" But that did brighten his spirits despite the looming storm clouds overhead. "Perhaps they'll find comfort in the circus tent before it starts pouring! I really ought to get back, I suppose. They can't run without me!"

Ah but, there was something he should mention. But what was it? Hmm hmm. Oh! It was as if a lightbulb went off behind those constantly swirling eyes. "If you ever come across a small spherical little object that resembles a marble, do bring it to me! They may look like little planets, or t̸̟̃h̵̬̍ę̵͋ ̸̦̔v̸͔̎ơ̵̠i̶̲͂d̶̢̎- they're mine. I'm a little scatterbrained and they easily get lost during my travels, I'm afraid!" He swirled his newly conjured baton. "We wouldn't those in the wrong hands!"

[bluiex]

I like to think that a part of grians restrained expression of love makes it so frets over those he cares about when they’re vulnerable like in sickness or when hurt, even when its not a real danger, like if Scar were to get a massive sunburn, grian would immediately fret over him, helping him put on stuff to soothe the skin and make sure to be careful when hugging him and being cautious even when its pretty much completely healed and i think scar would enjoy being taken care of like that because its one of the times you can really tell how grain cares so deeply for others

yes yes yes Grian is like, a touchy, actions kind of lover. He isn't thetype to say how he feels like at all. he SHOWS it. Thats so cute those him fretting over someone he loves.. waaah Scar like is super sick and he just worry hens and takes care of him the whole time <3

[i-amtransexual]

[growinggardensys]

oohhh yeah!!! finally working on some of my owed art hehehe ;v; 

[hyper-cryptic]

POINT AND LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!

( rosie belongs to @smexyhancock-fangirl and aly belongs to op! )

*Me looking around nervously knowing I'm the only cis fallout blog*

[seehowsupplethespineis]

I bet Soundwave would like skiing, or just skiing goggles. Hahah fancy shiny glasses

Also, are they prescription or is he just doing it for the purpose of being ✨superiorly mysterious✨? If they are prescription, nearsighted? Farsighted?

I’m nearsighted and,, waking up isn’t very poggers when you can’t remember where your glasses are. Or when you realize you have to get your prescription changed- “wait what does that say??” 😭 so expensive

Oh yeah, he'd love those!!! He does it to be mysterious, but he's also a bit sensitive to light and doesn't like needing to worry about eye contact. But I am i n c r e d I b l y n e a r s i g h t e d , so I completely understand the woes of paying for your vision!!! Some of our Transformers with similar vision problems are Optimus (who's needed reading glasses since he was a kid) and Shattered Glass Scream who wears contacts.

[saikikissuo]

For the model Saimami and Oumota au, do it. Do it you coward. Feed me with headcanons and I will slurp them.

smirks and rubs hands together

for oumota, kokichi is actually a semi-popular streamer who plays genshin and minecraft a lot

he’s popular because he’s deceitful as fuck on minecraft and he’s insanely good at genshin

electro user kokichi..thoughts

but anyways kokichi used to never do facecam but soon enough he started to warm up to the idea and later, he began to do facecam when he was comfortable :)

kokichi lives alone, his fans are aware of this ( thanks to a q&a )

but every now and then his chat would hear some shuffling around in the background and doors shutting and they’d be like Wtf

kokichi is like yeah my apartment is actually haunted

everyone just kinda brushes it off

until One day.

kokichi is playing genshin or whatever and his facecam is placed to where the door of his bedroom is visible

they’re chilling honestly. just vibing

all of a sudden the bedroom door opens and in steps this TALL DARK AND HANDSOME MAN

chat loses their shit because WHOOO??!?:?$:)3?

he’s stepping in to ask kokichi where his hair gel is. because he stole it of course

kokichi kinda regrets it because then he’s gotta play this off with his chat

it wouldn’t be THAT bad if the mysterious tall dark and handsome man didn’t go “thanks, babe!” before walking out

kokichi is sick and tired.

when he turns back to look at the chat they’re all going bonkers

you could really only see his legs and his chest, but it was still a stark contrast to kokichi nonetheless

kokichi almost blushed on stream. almost

“yeah guys that was uh. that was the ghost”

“..why did he call me babe? the ghost and i have a very intimate relationship that’s why”

later on twitter he reveals that yes, the ghost is in fact his boyfriend

and that just made everything ten thousand times more chaotic

“KOKICHI’S BOYFRIEND IS KAITO?? THE MAGAZINE COVER MODEL????”

“yeah poggers isn’t it”

kaito makes appearances on his stream and it’s so cute because he sucks ass at genshin but finds every discovery on minecraft amazing

“KICHI LOOK THE DOG IS FOLLOWING ME AROUND”

[ while killing creepers around their house ] “yeah, they do that kaito”

and now....saimami....

saimami have a slightly different story

rantaro games sometimes but he’s also just kind of a lifestyle youtuber

his channel is very diverse

he does fashion reviews, travel vlogs, and gameplays!

his travel vlogs used to include just himself, but for a while he settled down in japan because he was Tired so it’s been gameplays and fashion vids from there on out

he met kokichi that way, actually

anyways, before he officially settled down in japan he would make travel vlogs on visiting the sights and all that good shit

but after a while..there would be a special guest who would always hide his face when the camera was on him

they called him rantaro’s goth bf and he would always blush and say that they “weren’t wrong that he might be a little goth, but we’ll see”

rantaro would often play video games with his friends and on streams, he would pause for a moment to look off to the side and speak super softly

everyone thought it was so cute..like they’d never heard rantaro do that before until then and it would appear in rantaro compilations on youtube HAHAH

that’s how people ended up thinking he had a partner though, because sometimes he would just look away from the stream to mumble goodnight or to say bye

later on, he finally made it public that he did in fact have a partner!!

they had recently moved in together and thought it was only appropriate to tell the Fans

he had a boyfriend who said he was a little nervous being on camera so he would just. stick his hand in front and wave sometimes

“his name is shuichi, but save all the cute nicknames for me. he won’t be joining us that much”

“give me all the cute nicknames and call rantaro ugly ones he deserves it cause he ate the yogurt i left in the fridge”

he’d say hi and start little banter with rantaro on occasion but that’s kinda all they got

until...One Day

on stream rantaro was going over some recent purchases, showing off some new clothes and bla bla

what’s new though was that he said he had a new model to help him show off the clothes

he called shuichi in and turned the camera to face him wearing one of the oversized jackets he got ( which looked absolutely precious on him mind you )

once again chat went BALLISTIC

because??? although he looked different they KNEW who that was

shuichi saihara, also known as one of the most-appearing models for top-quality suits and other formalwear for multiple brands

alongside kaito he was one of the more popular models you see on magazine covers

rantaro’s chat was going BONKERS

“WDYM SHUICHI IS RANTARO’S BOYFRIEND.....”

“pain.”

“are we surprised. rantaro is gorgeous”

“i have seen two pretty boyfriends”

so on and so forth.

shuichi noticed all of the comments and laughed a little bit

mainly because he felt a little nervous but rantaro just told him it was okay

“this basically means they like you”

“oh..well..i’m glad. :)”

chat explodes with little heart emojis and kissy faces

everyone is in love with shuichi saihara. everyone

not to mention that he and kaito often appeared together

plus rantaro and kokichi would stream together sometimes???

everyone gets psyched whenever they stream together and it is so cute

unlike oumota, rantaro doesn’t intentionally fuck up shuichi’s vibe when he’s teaching him how to play a game

like genshin, for example

funny thing is, i think shuichi would immediately have better luck and would be way better at rantaro at some games almost instantly

“okay shuichi so to get all of them at the same time y-“

[ all of them are dead by the time he finished the sentence ] “don’t worry i’ve got it”

rantaro..is strangely endeared by that

i like to think that people often tweet at kaito and r like “when are we getting a photoshoot with you and kokichi!!”

and kaito is like “kokichi will step on my toes mid shoot and i will cry. i’ve given specific instructions to not let that man anywhere near our photoshoot locations”

both couples have their own kinds of photoshoots anyways

oumota takes photos of their vacations, going out to meet up with rantaro and shuichi during the summer time

shuichi takes photos of he and rantaro together while they’re baking and the final results

shuichi is not good at baking. rantaro is.

either way..oumota and saimami in this au are friends and they are BEST friends. no further comment!

[cryptvokeeper]

Sorry that last post just reminded me I really want a comedy of errors miscommunication plot where Niki and jack each think the other still wants to kill Tommy but dont Wanna hurt each other’s feelings so they both just dance around each other trying to pretend like they’re still down with murder.

Niki, awkwardly: so...Tommy died in prison huh? That’s...great!

Jack, voice cracking: oh uh- yeah! Poggers! Hated that guy hahah

and then even better when Tommy comes back and They both gotta be like “oh shit-” especially with jack working at the hotel

niki, wanting to talk with Tommy and get some closure: hey have You seen-

jack, desperately shoving tommy into a closet because he kinda sorta maybe cares about him now: nope sorry he just left.

techno at the next syndicate meeting: so, any new injustices we should prevent?

niki, thinking jack is still trying to kill Tommy: ok I’m gonna tell you guys something but you gotta promise you won’t be mad

i just love a good miscommunication plot man

[ray-ray-writings]

AYOOOOOOOOOO

Quackity thursday

👀 Quackity do be going down the villain hole

I wish I could say I hate it but what can I say, im a simp for the villain bois

Oh boy hahah!! I love a good villain arc and I love that Quack is finally getting one. Plus I think this art is hella poggers. It’s so good and I love it so much. Thank you for sharing!!

[toasty-owl-arts]

i need to know something, and thats how to create banger playlists because you, my friend, are poggers at creating playlists given the sc playlists are total bops

awww thank you friend!! im glad you like my playlists!!

but hahah in all seriousness tho its mostly music i just accumulate over time like a little music dragon and then i choose the ones that made me daydream animatics the hardest :3

[tubbito]

Oh my god I haven’t been on tumblr in a bit and oz bunnytooth is no longer oz bunnytooth?? Poggers and champers tubbito is a good username (sorry this is super out of the blue I just noticed literally right now)

HAHAH you're good i did make a switch because i wanted to celebrate being a tubbo stan now .. HOPE UR WELL SAM it's been so long 😦 cool to see ur still kicking

[txdoroki]

hey! i saw your hiatus post and i just wanted to say - remember to take care of yourself babe! i think it took a lot of courage to open up about how you're feeling and stepping back for a bit. also i think your writing is so poggers like your shinso work lives rent free in my mind

awe thank you :) <3 i’m trying to take care of myself tysm! yeah, i was kinda anxious abt it at first but i already feel a bit better. LMAOO TY HAHAH I LOVE YOUR WRITING TOO!!! ooo im glad you like it :,)