#daily content

[dailyshinji]

so, follow me if you would like to have your daily dose of shinji content:)

[lemonsonleft]

what the fart

@spirit-phone-daily made me want to make a daily damn skippy account wtf (SORRY FOR THE TAG)

should I do it?

[daily-necromancer]

Day 2

Blacksmith: "Hey, are those new skeletons? They look cool. Let me know if they need some armor!"

Me: "Yes, thank you. I just raised them this morning, actually." tries very hard to look aloof.

Blacksmith: "So what happened to the old ones?"

Me: "It matters not. I believe they were shattered by a bear, perhaps. As a necromancer I am trained to remain unconnected to the undead that serve me."

Me, several hours earlier: sobbing heavily over freshly dug graves labelled 'Terrence', 'Olivia', and 'Pickles'.

Blacksmith, unconvinced: "Mhm, no connection at all, huh?"

Me: "None whatsoever." is fighting back tears.

Blacksmith, grinning: "Then why did I see you baby talking to your new ones, and naming them just an hour or two ago?"

Me: "Wh-huh..a-n-No! I would never!" blushes and flees.

[deluluwriter]

And how I wish you to be mine again. Yes, my dear past-self, this cruel world calls for your boldness lest I should drown in their mind games.

POV: the character development in MC turned out to be a bad move in their cruel world

[inlovewhithafairytale]

my brother: Nina depressed woman wearing makeup

Someone has ever described me better

[mysticmuse0]

[daily-necromancer]

Day 1

Hunter: looks at my character, a twitchy white lady with blood tattoos all over her "So we've been kinda short on food lately."

Me: "Mhm yeah." cleans my ominous looking rusty scythe

Hunter: "I was wondering.." he looks behind my character, where there are 3 floating skeleton mages and 4 other skeletons with similarly rusty scythes

Me: "What were you wondering?"

Hunter: "Well you know since we haven't had enough to eat and can't spare anyone to hunt, I was just thinking..." he looks behind my skeletons to see a large flesh golem made of blood, dripping and slavering all over the place "...maybe you could go hunt some critters for us so we could have some decent meals."

Me, looking down at the puddle of disease spreading underneath my skeletons: "Are you sure about that?"

Hunter: "Seems like as good of an idea as any."

[mysticmuse0]

[daily-necromancer]

Day 5

Barbarian Chief: "Thank you for returning this enormously heavy sacred hammer to us. As is our tradition, we will now pass it on to a new champion."

Me, with very sore arms from lugging the stupid thing back to the village: "Mhm, cool. Well tell them I said congratulations on the big arms they have or whatever."

Barbarian Chief: "The hammer will be passed on to you."

Me: "Uh, what?"

Barbarian Chief: "Here you go!"

Me: "Are you sure about this?? I can't even use it! I can barely lift the damn thing! Why not give it to someone in your tribe?"

Barbarian Chief: "By your words and deeds, you are one of us, frail, stick shaped white woman. Tradition cannot be ignored, and therefore the hammer's blessings fall unto you."

Me, unsuccessfully trying to outsource the task of carrying the hammer to one of my skeletons: "T-thank you...I really appreciate it. I guess I'll...figure out something to do with it."

Me, several hours later: "What do you mean you can't do 12k gold? It's a sacred heirloom!"

Weapon Merchant: "This is essentially a rock tied to a stick. You are not the first to try to ingratiate yourself with the Bear tribe, and you certainly won't be the last. They play pranks on tourists like this all the time."

Me: sobs

[mysticmuse0]