#had me so so so so cooked frfr

[too-young-to-fall-in-love]

insp. by A Kiss Away From Being Dangerous by @cha-melodius

[pierregazly]

you make loving fun ꨄ pierre gasly smau

pierre gasly x fem!russell!reader

in which pierre has made it obvious he worships the ground his fiancé walks on, but her brother just has to make it clear he can fight if he needs to.

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pierregasly je t'aime mon chérie 🤍

georgerussell63 you better be sleeping in different beds. and the food better be fully cooked

ynrussell we've been engaged for 9 months. ynrussell and it's a fucking croissant it's obviously fully cooked you dolt

pierregasly

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pierregasly what a great winter break with my favourite person! time to get back to work 💪😈

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ynrussell i love youuuu

ynrussell thanks for massaging my sore ankles after :(

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username they are literally so CUTE

username i want to be ynrussell so bad... like she's so pretty and pierre brings her EVERYWHERE

georgerussell63 this doesn't seem like a safe date option

georgerussell63 my sister better be in one piece by the time you finally return her home

ynrussell i am a grown woman??? i am not being returned home??? what is WRONG with you pierregasly i think i'll keep her actually, sorry mate!

username do you guys think george is serious or is he just playing a joke

username he comments on EVERY single one of their posts... my mans gonna fuck pierre up if he ever steps out of line frfr

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ynrussell

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ynrussell a special happy birthday to the king of my heart 🫶🏻 one year closer to 30 handsome!!!

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username happy birthday pierregasly!!!!!!

charles_leclerc 🥳🥳🥳

pierregasly do you want to fight??? one year closer to 30???

georgerussell63 i've got this ynrussell, don't threaten my sister or it's game over

pierregasly je t'aime 🤍

georgerussell63 is there a video of pierre getting his face shoved into the cake? i'll pay good money for it

username george omg

username LMAOOOO pleaaaase george is ruthless does he even like his future brother in law

georgerussell63 no. happy birthday pierregasly.

username why is no one talking about how he's looking at her in that second photo???? the pure love??? im gonna cry i hate that i love them

username the 😭 king 😭 of 😭 my 😭 heart 😭

ynrussell

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ynrussell spoiled absolutely rotten by all the wonderful women in my life this weekend, thank you all for making my bridal shower so special 🫶🏻 (and an extra special thank you to my best friend for the beautiful present he dropped off for me in the middle of it all)

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carmenmmundt had so much fun celebrating the beautiful bride to be!!

username it makes my heart so full that carmen's planned so much of ynrussell's pre-wedding stuff, she has to be in the wedding party omg

username do we think george is one of pierre's groomsmen???

username if pierre doesn't want to die on his wedding day i'd hope so lol

georgerussell63 i hope pierregasly didn't ruin your special day by showing up. so happy to see how overjoyed you were in all the photos 💗

ynrussell pls stop harassing my fiancé. love you georgie.

username i literally cannot WAIT for their wedding, i just know pierre is going to go all out to make sure ynrussell is the happiest bride in the world (or george will get his ass)

pierregasly i stand by what i said, prettiest flowers for my prettiest flower 💐

georgerussell63

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georgerussell63 can't believe the little girl who used to make me zip up her raincoat on the way to school is getting married tomorrow. honoured to be apart of your special day. and even though i mention it 14 times in my speech, pierregasly i know where you live and i will hurt you if you ever hurt her.

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ynrussell 🥺🥺

ynrussell i'm going to cry. love you always georgie 🥺

username the picture of him zipping up her coat i'm going to cry... my fav brother/sister duo HONESTLY

username i just know this man would get away with murder for her if he had to

username pierre would not stand a chance against george

username bestie be so fucking for real, george's skinny ass ankles wouldn't stand a chance against my man pierre

carmenmmundt i think you've made enough threats by now?

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pierregasly may as well make it 15 times, i just dont think 14 is enough little brother

georgerussell63 do NOT call me that

pierregasly and yngasly

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pierregasly i am truly the luckiest man in the world to finally be able to call myself your husband. the tears were worth seeing you in the most beautiful dress, on the most beautiful day. i will hold my vows until the day i die. je t'aime, i love you.

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username omg he cried!!!!!!

username i KNEW IT i knew pierre would be a crier my man's looks like he would be

username do we think george made him cry

username girl dont be delulu i'd be crying too if yngasly was about to be my wife

georgerussell63 i have a video of you crying. don't act up.

pierregasly wouldn't count on it lil bro. username pierre may get beat up without it even involving yngasly as this rate

yngasly can't believe i bagged myself such a looker

yngasly i love you mr. gasly

pierregasly i love you mrs. gasly

honestly this was one of those one's that i started, imagined myself in this position and then basically HAD to finish it. thank you to the lovely person who requested a russell!sister!reader who is engaged to pierre, who constantly get's threatened by george. i hope you all loved it!!

my requests are open

taglist:

@leclercdream @myescapefromthislife @princessria127 @iloveyou3000morgan @love4lando @asfaraslifegets @decseptapril @somanyfandomsbruh @fangirl125reader @imagandom @motorsp0rt @jspitwall @sarahedwards16 @glitterf1 @christianpulisic10 @carlandonorri-s @smoothopz @eugene-emt-roe @epitios

if your name is struck through it wouldn't let me tag you! let me know if you'd like to be added to the taglist/if you're missing from it :)

[clarity2electricboogaloo]

Outsiders shit. Some modern some not idfk

These are all like. The most crack-filled hcs ever, please excuse my brain 🙏🏽🙏🏽 if these don’t make sense to you, tell me

- dally is so headstrong that the moment someone bets he can’t do something, he does it

- the gang takes advantage of this

- (this is a method I use on my younger siblings 😭😭)

- dally can walk in heels

- also two bit. Like scarily well. His sister is amazed.

- pony calls people whore

- Johnny calls people thot

- they say these to each other on a regular basis.

- also hoe

- uhhh where was I

- something something gay something something 70s 80s smth pony and Johnny because Johnny never died frfr no cap

- Johnny: “I can’t believe yall vape smh”

- also Johnny: *pulls out a cigarette for each hand*

- pony does the same thing

- twobit and Marcia are either gay-lesbian solidarity or they’re dating, no in between

- if they’re gay, they’re a beard couple just like “we pretend to date, they can’t catch on” “I like the way you think, woman”

- ily twobit matthews. That’s all.

- twobit and Marcia are actually both Hispanic, its canon trust I was there

- dally types “women ☕️” in instagram comment sections

- also “it’s bc I’m a man isn’t it”

- (ty V on discord for that second one 🙏🏽🙏🏽)

- cherry and dally argue on twitter

- a lot

- dally spams cherry and then she absolutely COOKS this pathetic rat man

- dally blocks cherry, doesn’t talk to her for a while, then eventually forgets and unblocks her to harass the poor girl again

- cherry doesn’t realize blocking is a thing, but she complains to marcia and marcia shows her how to block Dallas

- dally, two bit, and Steve are all hopelessly addicted to twitter

- like it’s really fucking bad

- someone get these mfs off the internet

- dally therapy

- now

- right fucking now

- cherry valance and ponyboy bisexual man/bisexual woman solidarity

- they are besties

- nothing more nothing less

- change my mind

- (you cant)

- marcia “good luck babe” by Chappell roan

- pony autism

- Johnny audhd

- Darry autism

- soda audhd or just adhd

- I saw someone say dally ocd once and I like it so

- dally ocd

- twobit adhd

- Steve adhd

- everyone trauma :D

- when johnny actually lived after the fire bc thats what actually happened actually fr, he left his parents because he realized they didn’t love him (pulling from the “I don’t wanna see her” scene for this)

- he stays with the curtis boys most of if not all the time

- if soda and Darry are gone, pony will grab Johnny and they’ll sleep together

- not in a weird way you freaks

- pony just genuinely cannot sleep

- I may or may not be influenced by fics I’ve read…

- soda saw them one night when he got home late and was like “…queers?”

- he stays out a bit later than usual now, often found sleeping in another room

- Darry actually supports more than pony thought, when he comes out, Darry is like a pride parade mom frfr

- kinda lowkey overbearing with it

- ily Darrel curtis

- soda is the typa guy to genuinely not understand lgbtq+ but supports anyways

- sodas the typa guy to be asked what his pronouns are and say “just he/him. Wish I had smth more interesting, but I’m just a guy :D”

- on the other end of that, soda and Steve are gay

- everyone is gay

- all of them

- so very fucking gay

Im done yapping for now, im so sorry for anyone that sees this

[soubeomies]

୨୧ “YOU NEVER CHANGED.”

⤷ PAIRING﹕ childhood!bsf!woonhak x fem!reader

⤷ WARNINGS ﹕none i think!

⤷ GENRE﹕fluff

⤷ WC﹕1,043

⤷ AUTHOR'S NOTE﹕you guys r like childhood friends to lovers OH MYGODDFOp. and special thanks to @k1eev for proof-reading this n helping me out<3 u a real one frfr

⤷ SYNOPSIS ﹕you came back to your hometown as your mom and your boyfriends mom hands you both your ipads as you find embarassing instagram accounts that belonged to one another.

( @kstrucknet )

coming back to your hometown means that you get to visit your boyfriend, your mom and of course, his mom! the two of you were childhood best friends, people often never saw the two of you apart from each other– claiming that you two were literally glued to the hip.

but now back to the present, the two of you are together now. well, kind of. you worked overseas in a different country, so it was a long distance relationship per say. although, the two of you managed it pretty well.. you would always facetime woonhak every night (if possible) and probably fall asleep on face time while he stares into his phone, looking at your pretty and peaceful sleeping face. he adored you so so much, his little heart was about to burst.

he never thought, never in a million years, that he would be in a romantic and loving relationship like this. nights where the both of you share your worries to one another, times where you teased each other, and even those times where you two would argue like a married couple. everything was so perfect.

now you were here, standing in front of your childhood home, with your bag on your back and luggage behind you paired with a look of pure happiness on your face, you were so excited you were practically glowing. you gently sighed with a smile before you stepped forward and knocked on the door, waiting for a response. you hear footsteps shuffling to the door as the door slowly creaked open to reveal your mother, a big smile across his face.

“y/n my baby! welcome back home!” she says as she gives you a big bear hug. you almost instantly let out a small chuckle whilst reciprocating her actions and hugged her back. after the both of you pull away from one another, she glances at the heavy luggage behind you. “oh that must be heavy, dear. WOONHAK!!!” she called as she turned her body backwards, letting her back face you.

your mouth agape, wait what? woonhak? he was here? you thought to yourself silently. you hear a familiar voice exclaim back at her calling, “YES EOMMA!” woonhak exclaims as you hear footsteps coming down the stairs. before you knew it, you saw him again. his sweet face, a big giddy smile on his face. he stopped in his tracks, “y/n?!” he said as the smile on his face widened.

he quickly ran towards you as you mother steps back, he approaches you, a rosy hue on his cheeks. “you’re— actually here!” without giving you much time to respond, he pulled you close and into a big hug. his face nestled into your neck, you can feel the plush of his lips against your neck as you giggled. “yeah, i’m here. i missed you.” you said as you hugged him back, letting your free hand caress his hair. 

“i’ll let you two lovebirds do your thing, make sure to be unpacked by dinner y/n!” your mom says teasingly as she walks off further into the home that you experienced your childhood in. woonhak smiled back at you mother before turning back to you,

his eyes wander behind you to the heavy luggage, “here let me help you, y/nnie.” he says as he slips behind you, grabbing the luggage single-handedly as if it was effortless to him. though reality is that he was just trying to look tough infront of you to impress you, a smile tugged on your lips at the sight. you followed him into the house, the same house you grew up in, still not believing that the two of you are finally together again. well, at least for the next two-ish weeks.

⋆˙⟡ —

you, woonhak, your mom and his mom had just finished eating dinner. the dinner was amazing, the taste of fresh home-cooked meals accompanied with a bunch of chit-chat about life lately. now, the two of you were just chilling in the living room watching tv, enjoying each others presence. sharing things about your days to one another whilst talking about everything the both of you could imagine. you were in the middle of talking about an encounter you had with a co-worker at your new job, before your mom and his mom interrupts and walks into the living room.

the both of them had two ipad’s in their hands, one was your childhood ipad you used to have and the other was woonhak’s. you looked at one another before both your mothers approached you, “we found this just now.. do you guys wanna look through it or something?” his mom said with a sly grin. 

you both took the ipad’s as your mothers left with the sounds of giggling and snickering, you looked at each other, basically ready to get embarrassed.

you were looking through yours, occasionally giggling and showing woonhak something you found in your ipad, whether that was an embarrassing photo or a stupid game you downloaded as a kid. a few minutes pass before you stare at your ipad, your mouth agape as you gasp.

he quickly fixed his gaze on you, “huh? what is it y/n?! why are you gasping?!” he says in a nosy tone. he scoots over, peeking through over your shoulder and—

he bursted out laughing as red tinted your face. he had just seen an embarrassing old instagram account you used to have, it was filled with embarrassing things. like old edits you used to make that were oh-so-choppy and as far as to stupid pictures with cringy captions. he laughed at you for a decent amount of time before you snatched his ipad in his hands, “hey!” he exclaimed. still giggling a little at the sight of your embarrassing past.

“stop laughing! i bet you have something too!” you say as you opened his instagram on the ipad, determined to find something embarrassing of his, and just as you hoped, he also had an old account filled with embarrassing things. you bursted out laughing, it was filled with him being all emo and thinking he was cool back when he was a kid, and again, those cringy captions.

though you kind of realized that.. he never really changed.

[alaskasmonsters]

hi! vash the stampede for the “put me down, i can walk” prompt? 🥹🙏

𝖕𝖚𝖙 𝖒𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓, 𝖎 𝖈𝖆𝖓 𝖜𝖆𝖑𝖐! (vash the stampede)

pairing: vash the stampede x gn!reader

content: fluff, reader being carried, a little bit of bridal carry, vash being a bbg

a/n: i loved writing this! this prompt is so perfect for vash!! he’s so 💕💕💕 bbg frfr! i love that silly man sm 😭😭 might have to make him my pfp tbh 🙏🙏 also this is the first prompt i am posting for my followers event! <3

☁️ 1k follower event

The heat was unbearable. You should be used to it at this point but you doubted it was anything anyone ever could get used to.

You’ve been walking for what seemed like hours, dragging your feet through the sand as the sun was burning down on your head, slowly cooking your brain from the inside.

Vash, your companion, seemed unbothered by the heat for the most part, it only seemed to get to your head and body as your muscles started to feel heavy and your strength keeping you up and going slowly left you with every step.

This was exhausting. You were getting tired.

You felt awfully slow, the heat muddling with your thoughts and perception of time.

So it took you longer than you’d liked to admit to process what was happening.  How your feet were suddenly dangling in the air, your view was upside down and your body was swaying steadily with every step Vash took…Vash!

You started to wriggle in the man’s grip. Because for some reason, one you’d hoped he’d explain soon, Vash had just taken it upon himself to throw you over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

“Vash!” You cried out, some of your energy flooding back into your body in favour of letting you feel embarrassed.

“Don’t worry, I’ve got you!” Vash promised sincerely as if he thought you were worried about him dropping you.

Which was not the issue!

You said his name again, lowering your voice into what was meant to sound like indignation but ended up sounding more like whining.

You started kicking your legs.

Vash swayed in his step, his cybernetic arm that was holding you by your waist on top of his shoulder tightening its grip.

“Please calm down, my dear, we’ll fall.”

“No, Vash! Let me down.”

“Oh?” The man slowed his step, voice dropping “Is my shoulder uncomfortable?”

The genuine concern in his voice made you want to hit your head against his back. That was not the issue!

“No…Yes…I don’t-“ You groaned, pushing your face into your hands “Put me down, I can walk!”

“You said you were tired,” Vash echoed back, sounding confused.

Oh…you hadn’t meant to say that out loud.

“I’ll carry you until you’ll feel better.” You could almost hear the soft smile in those words and could actually feel the gentle pat he gave your calf with his other arm.

Your leg kicked out on reflex and you heard Vash’s pitiful whine as your foot collided with his thigh.

“Don’t kick me,” he complained with a sniffle and you felt instantly bad, you might even have apologised if Vash would let you down already.

“Just put me down already.”

Vash came to a stop.

“I don’t want you to over-exhaust yourself,” he explained gently.

Your heart warmed at his words and you let out a sigh. It was annoying how stupidly charming and sincere Vash was. It made it hard to deny him anything. Thankfully your feelings of embarrassment won over your affection for the blond…at least for now.

“That’s…nice and all but…did you have to throw me over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes?”

“Oh!” Vash called out, sounding embarrassed himself now.

He quickly manoeuvred you around before you could realise what he was doing. You slid down his shoulders and into his open arms as he adjusted you until he was holding you in a bridal carry…

“That’s better then?”

You blinked up at the man’s face. He smiled down at you, eyes closed and head cocked to the side. The sun behind his head made it look like he was wearing a halo.

The heat in your cheeks couldn’t be blamed on the sun this time.

“Vash, just let me down please,” you whispered, afraid your voice would break.

He obliged this time, setting you down on both of your feet before taking a step back to give you some space.

When you turned to look at him, Vash stood with his head bowed down and his back curved, eyes lowered to the ground. He looked like a kicked puppy. Oh no.

“I’m sorry!” He apologised, bowing deeper and you could hear the sadness in his voice.

You rolled your eyes, a soft smile tugging at your lips. How were you so lucky to meet such a sweet guy as him? It was almost unfair.

You closed the distance between the two of you.

“Head,” you ordered gently.

Without questioning you, he lowered his head more to make it easier for you to reach up and pat his head, fingers softly ruffling through his strands.

“I’m not mad. Next time ask first.”

Vash lifted his head a little and glanced up at you through his glasses. When he saw your soft gaze his expression immediately brightened again.

“Everything you want!” He promised, before leaning forward and pressing a kiss to your cheek with a loud ‘mwuah’.

You bit your lip to hide the goofy grin that action brought to your face.

[blackmoonowl]

obey me diavolo

SFW Alphabet - Diavolo

Obey me

My favorite anime man frfr.

𝐀 = 𝐀𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧  (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

‪‪❤︎‬ Very affectionate, borderline touch starved. He doesn't mind being affectionate with you at all, in fact he loves it. You love him, and he loves you, why shouldn't he let it show?

‪‪❤︎‬ Both physically and emotionally affectionate. He gives you compliments, praises you, hugs you and holds you close to him. He doesn't mind PDA, if anything he likes it. The Devildom goes wild with dating rumors about the two of you. Diavolo doesn't mind the fact people talk about how whipped he is for you.

𝐁 = 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

‪‪❤︎‬ Just like Lucifer, Diavolo relies on you a lot. He craves your loyalty and companionship quite often. You get to hear all about his day, the upsides, the downsides, the one time he had to eat a pickle. Diavolo grew up mostly alone, so having others to share his thoughts with becomes appealing.

‪‪❤︎‬ It probably starts during your stay as an exchange student as the first time, somewhere near the middle or end. Diavolo can't help wanting to learn more about the human winning over the seven brothers. He becomes fascinated with you, causing the bond to strengthen every time you meet again.

𝐂 = 𝐂𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬 (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

‪‪❤︎‬ Loves it, absolutely loves it. It's how he wants to unwind after a long hard day. It feels nice, comfortable and he gets to hold you close to him. Sometimes he likes to playfully hoist you in his arms and carry you to his private quarters so he can unwind with you in his arms.

‪‪❤︎‬ Not really picky. If you let him choose a position though, it's either snuggling whilst facing each other, or you laying on his chest. Though if you want to spoon him or have him lay on your chest, he's definitely not complaining.

𝐃 = 𝐃𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

‪‪❤︎‬ Yes, this prince loves the idea of settling down with you. He knows he's forever bound to luxury, duties and the spotlight being on him as the next king of the Devildom, but that won't stop him fantasizing about the two of you together in a simpler way.

‪‪❤︎‬ Not the best at cooking and cleaning, but not that bad either. It's more that he's used to Barbatos doing those kinds of things for him. Though if he has to, he can to a pretty okay job at it. Probably can cook one dish really well and the rest are alright.

𝐄 = 𝐄𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠  (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

❤︎ Diavolo would really hate to end a relationship, especially if things had once been good. Part of him hopes that the shock of him ending things between you shocks you enough to change your behavior, to give him back the person he loves. He lets you go gently unless you did something really wrong.

❤︎ Doesn't take the break up that well. He wonders if he has done anything wrong, or if it was simply not to be. Diavolo doesn't like blaming you solely for the downfall of the relationship.

𝐅 = 𝐅𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞(𝐞) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

❤︎ He's a prince, so marriage is pretty much a given. It's his duty to not only rule the Devildom, but also secure a heir. And that begins with a strong and stable relationship. Diavolo doesn't date to have short term fun, he wants a partner for the long haul.

❤︎ For him, he realizes you're human, and that you don't have as long. Diavolo definitely wants to get married to you in your lifespan. He's decided he'll give the relationship a couple years before he begins to officially court you.

𝐆 = 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

❤︎ Very gentle. He's the prince of the Devildom, and hurting a human would happen pretty quick. Diavolo doesn't like being rough with you, he's more of the soft and gentle kind unless he gets a bit playful. His touches are firm but calculated and caring.

❤︎ Big softie emotionally too. He usually goofs off with you around, and when he is serious, he's sincere above else. Diavolo loves being sweet towards you, giving you compliments, telling you he adores you and talking about the two of you.

𝐇 = 𝐇𝐮𝐠𝐬 (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

❤︎ Obviously he does. Diavolo loves finding excuses to hug you. He hugs you after seeing you after a long day, he'll hug you during soft moments together. The demon is a bit touch starved and he just wants to be close to you.

❤︎ His hugs completely envelop you. He gently presses you against him, firmly wrapping his arms around your torso, either your middle or shoulders. He loves holding the back of your head, if you nestle yourself against his chest.

𝐈 = 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 (How fast do they say the L-word?)

❤︎ Contains himself for the first few weeks. He wants to blurt it out, but he knows it can come off as too strong to a new partner. He is already deep in love for you when he asks you to be his, his feelings developing over your friendship. But he wants you to settle in first before he drops that on you.

❤︎ After you respond positively the first time, he says it a lot more often. He wants you to know he loves you a lot, and he's not afraid to say it. Diavolo will say it in front of people, in official events, online and alone to you. He doesn't care who hears it, it's not a bad thing after all.

𝐉 = 𝐉𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐲 (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

❤︎ Diavolo trusts you, and he's not the type of person to get jealous or bitter fast. He doesn't like seeing people hit on you, and he will step in if he has to. But he has never felt threatened by anyone else getting too comfortable with you.

❤︎ Diavolo usually talks to you whenever he feels that way. He knows that it's irrational to feel that way, but he wants to talk about it anyway. He trusts you to put him at ease, to assure him and to make sure that another person gets the hint you're taken.

𝐊 = 𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

❤︎ This demons kisses are either sweet and sincere or quick and playful. Like I said before it all depends on the mood. They're always full of love, and of excitement that he gets to call you his. Diavolo loves kissing you on the lips, cheek and on top of your head.

❤︎ He doesn't mind you kissing him anywhere, really. But if he had to pick, his lips and his forehead are his absolutely favorites. Do that and you'll get a very soft and happy prince.

𝐋 = 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 (How are they around children?)

❤︎ Diavolo adores children. He could sit down and play with them for hours. Their innocent laughter always warms his heart and reminds him of when he was a child. Diavolo really becomes a big child when you leave him with happy children. You found him with doodles on his face more than once.

❤︎ Does want children of his own, more than one if possible. On the one hand because he needs a heir, but on the other hand he would love to raise a family with you. To do right where his father did wrong and to make sure his little ones never have to feel alone. Plus having a little bundle of joy born from his love shared with you seems too good to be true.

𝐌 = 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 (How are mornings spent with them?)

❤︎ If you're at the house of lamentation, he will greet you as soon as you step foot on RAD campus. He'll greet you with a soft kiss and a hug, smiling as he sees you. The prince will hold your hand as the two of you walk in before you have to separate for your classes.

❤︎ If you're with him, it's often hard to get him out of bed at all. His arms are wrapped around you, tangled up in the sheets as he basks in the affection and your presence. It either takes a lot of his will power, or insistent knocking on the door from Barbatos to get him up again. He'll get ready with you and treat you to some breakfast and a kiss before he goes off to do his thing.

𝐍 = 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 (How are nights spent with them?)

❤︎ Nights when you're staying in with him, might just be his favorite time of day. He loves seeing you unwind, slip on one of his shirts and some shorts before you get comfortable by his side. His uniform is unbuttoned as he finally lets the princely facade fade. The night is young and he's not ready to go to sleep yet, not when you smile at him like that.

❤︎ When the two of you are out during the night, he likes taking you out to a nice dinner. Laughter is shared between the two of you as you're seated at a private table at a nice restaurant. It's relaxing and he enjoys seeing you in the nice dress he bought you.

𝐎 = 𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧  (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

❤︎ Diavolo doesn't reveal things to you right away. He wants to know who you are first. The prince waits until you're well established among him and the brothers before he reveals things about himself and his past. He doesn't drop everything on you at once, just when the occasion calls for it.

❤︎ He'll also answer any questions you ask him. He doesn't feel like he has to hide anything from you. You're his partner, his closest friend and his confidant. HE can't really imagine hiding things from you.

𝐏 = 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 (How easily angered are they?)

❤︎ Diavolo is pretty easy going. He's not a pushover, but he's usually a happy go lucky person. It would take a lot for people to anger him, especially you. Usually he can resolve the issue before it gets to that point.

❤︎ If he's well and truly pissed, he will usually cool off and give you the cold shoulder until he's ready to talk. The only time he'll slip into his demon form and go off is when you or someone else he cares about gets seriously harmed.

𝐐 = 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐞𝐬 (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

❤︎ Remembers all of the important things you say, If you tell him something important to you, he makes sure to remember it. He'll even write it down sometimes.

❤︎ Also remembers things you randomly said in passing. You told him you liked a certain color dress? You got it the next day. You mentioned your favorite dish? He had Barbatos cook it for him so he can try it out for himself, and maybe conviently have some leftovers to give to you the next day.

𝐑 = 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

❤︎ The first time to the two of you spent the night together in his quarters. None of the brothers, angels, sorcerer or even his butler to bother the two of you. It was the first time he felt like you were all his, no one elses.

❤︎ He had invited you over to his place after a long day at RAD, hoping to get you to spend the weekend with him. He felt like he was missing out on so much, as everything interesting always happened with you and the brothers.

𝐒 = 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

❤︎ Diavolo is decently protective. He doesn't want anything bad to happen to you, ever. Will most definitely put himself in harms way if it meant saving you. Whether that be fighting off someone who tried to harm you, or subtly intimidating someone for trying to berate you.

❤︎ Appreciates you trying to protect him, but would rather you didn't. He's the crown prince of the Devildom, he can most definitely protect himself. In contrast you're a fragile human. He would be happy if you told someone off for harassing him, though.

𝐓 = 𝐓𝐫𝐲 (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

❤︎ Puts a good amount of effort into these kinds of things. He wants you to know he values your relationship. The demon prince makes sure he shows off a little. After all, someone with his status should treat his partner good.

❤︎ Usually he takes you out to do fancy things. Diavolo will pick you up, get you dressed up and take you out. Shopping, luxurious dinners, whatever you want, he'll foot the bill. He doesn't mind it when he gets to see you happy and all dolled up for him.

𝐔 = 𝐔𝐠𝐥𝐲(What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

❤︎ Sheltered. Diavolo isn't stupid by any means, but he is very sheltered. He grew up alone and wants to be liked, to feel like he belongs. It gets a bit grating sometimes.

❤︎ Tries to force you to remain by his side. It's a pretty bad habit of his. Whenever he thinks you're slipping away from him, he'll often try whatever tactics to get you close to him again. He's desperate to lose you and he takes it really hard.

𝐕 = 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 (How concerned are they with their looks?)

❤︎ Diavolo has to look nice. He's the prince and if he neglects his appearance he'll most definitely get an earful from his butler. His uniform is tidy, hair well combed and his teeth brushed clean.

❤︎ Other than that he also works out and likes taking baths to unwind. He's not obsessed with his appearance by any means, but he certainly prefers looking nice, clean and presentable.

𝐖 = 𝐖𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

❤︎ Yes. Diavolo has grown to adore you. In his eyes you're his one true love, the one person he wants to protect above all else. He gets very antsy and uncomfortable when he's separate from you. Barbatos has sent you a few photos of Diavolo looking like a sad puppy at his desk with his paperwork, whilst you were out to do something else.

❤︎ If he were to live without you, he'd be a lot less happy and bright about it. You're on his mind a lot and he doubts he can ever forget about you. You'll always have this princes heart.

𝐗 = 𝐗𝐭𝐫𝐚 (A random headcanon for them.)

❤︎ Not really sure how to show affection. Sometimes he accidentally resorts to trying to buy your love. When he realized you were happier lazily hanging in his arms whilst watching a movie instead of a fancy dinner and shopping, he was mildly surprised.

❤︎ To add to the above point he really likes doing regular person things with you. You could take this man to a date in a public pool and he'd have one hell of a great time. It's like he's healing his inner child.

𝐘 = 𝐘𝐮𝐜𝐤 (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

❤︎ Cruelty of any kind. Diavolo doesn't understand what the point of being an awful person is. If you act like that, or just disrespectful, then his feelings fade really fast. That's just not something Diavolo can put up with.

❤︎ Going behind his back. Not that it's easy to go behind his back, as he knows when people are lying. If it's trying to hide a innocent surprise for him, then he loves it. But malicious lying and undermining him would upset him. You're supposed to be in his corner, why would you do something like that?

𝐙 = 𝐙𝐳𝐳 (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

❤︎ Diavolo is a moderately deep sleeper. He would wake up if there's noise, but he can sleep through most other things. Usually sleeps on his side, but will sleep on his back if he's tired enough.

❤︎ Goes to bed with a lot of things on his mind. His duties, social interactions of the day and anything else clouds his mind as he gets comfortable to rest. He tends to think a lot when he's trying to drift off.

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

Highlights for this year’s valentine cards for me are Sebek’s CHALLENGE ACCEPTED and Idia’s self awareness about the gamer stereotype of not showering, the Twst team cooked frfr

[Referencing this compilation!]

I can't believe Sebek Zigvolt is the one to parrot an ancient meme in his message and not Cater, Floyd, or Idia 🤡 Man's saying "Challenge accepted" with his full chest too, probably all smug and everything... How pathetically cute--

PLEASE IDIA'S WAS SO FUNNY I WAS WHEEZING 🤣 THEY KNOW ABOUT THE SMELLY GAMER MEME AND THEY HAD IDIA ACT ON ITdbwvgqiut1ovf8bafBHOwfooeqbgif hifSIHal Whoever decided to make this a canon thing he says to us... I hope you got a raise.

I heard some people in my friend circles joking about how silly a few other characters' messages were, although it was mainly centered on the greetings. Azul's "My boon companion" and Trein's "Dear juvenile" are so old-fashioned and stuffy, they come across as silly when lined up against everyone else's www

Bless these Valentine Gifts for giving us so much joy and laughter 😊

[sugarlywhispers]

Laysa … your recent lavagirl and Bakugou post was so 😋

1) Bakugou is about to crash tf out THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨‼️🙅🏾‍♀️

2) idk what that villain thought this was but lavagirl and Bakugou DO NOT play about each other frfr .. like the villain is soo cooked it’s not even funny

3) also angstier thought about this but like Bakugou was so torn up about slightly hurting lavagirl even though it wasn’t even her. So now I’m thinking about a villain that has a puppet control quirk and like they control someone completely but the person is still aware of what’s happening yet can’t stop it. And the villain sends Bakugou after lavagirl 😣. Like… she hesitated so bad even though the villain WASNT Bakugou.. imagine if it really was him 💔

Me thinking about how heartbreaking that would be:

(Sorry to be a Debby downer I literally just read this three part angst fic that had tears streaming down my face fr 🤕🤧)

NO, BECAUSE—

1) THAT VILLAIN IS FUCKING DEAD. LIKE, THIS IS NO JOKE. 🔥🔥

2) It's so not funny how Dynamight –the real one– is about to shred to pieces his own image. Like, think about the symbolism for a sec… NOT EVEN HIMSELF IS ALLOWED TO HURT HIS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT WIFE. AND THAT'S A CLEAR THREAT TO EVEN HEROES. NO FUCKING ONE GETS TO TOUCH Y/N. PERIOD.

3) ADKANXNDBAQLWIWYGSKDJSJS MY HEART. 💔💔 Just imagine—

Bakugou Katsuki is freaking crying, loudly begging, and desperately pleading inside his head to any possible god existing up there in the sky to fucking please… STOP. All as he sees you recoil, genuine fear splattered in all your factions and body stance while he is forcibly ordered to walk towards you. He can feel it, his body getting ready to attack against his own will. He's going to attack you. You, the most important person of his life. The person he chose to share everything with. Gentle and soothing touches every night, laying together in the same bed, before falling asleep in each other's arms. From small pecks of ‘hello’ and ‘goodbye’ to deep, passionate kisses that show how in love you're with each other. Gentle words that reassure how well each of you did for the day and even healthy arguments in which you worriedly reprend each other if the other did something stupid and put their life in danger. Either way, it always ended in a forgiven strong embrace of a hug and a touch of lips that means: ‘I still love you over all’.

It's not clear to everyone watching. It's not even clear to you as he approaches, deadly looking, ready to fight you with all his might –yet eyes turned white, void of any emotion, coldly inexpensive, and obviously in a trance that no matter how hard Red Riot or Deku try while throwing stuff or even themselves at Dynamight, they can not break the spell the villain has their best friend in.

Pro Hero Dynamight just looks like he's ready to kill.

To kill you.

No one can actually see the battle he is having inside his head with himself.

STOP. FUCKIN’ STOP! STUPID BODY!! FUCKIN’ STOP MOVING! DON'T YOU DARE HURT HER. NO. STOP!!!

He's howling inside his head, and it's no use. No matter how desperately and loud he screams in his head, he isn't in control of his body. But he can see. He sees and feels his body blowing away the stuff Izuku throws to stop him. He sees and feels when Eijirou puts himself in front of him, all turned into rock, as he punches and tries to pull Katsuki away; yet he ends up being thrown probably a kilometer away and against the bricks of a fallen building by the force of one of Katsuki's explosions.

Inside his head he grimaces at what he has done to his two best friends. They look pretty wounded, and it's all because of him. 

Fuck!

And Katsuki sees and feels his arm raising, cannon directed at you, who stand several meters in front of him quite unsure on what to do.

MOVE. DODGE. RUN AWAY. DON'T LET ME HURT YOU! FUCKIN’ FIGHT ME!! 

But you don't. Your lava completely retracts into your body, no longer standing in an attack nor defensive position.

NO. FUCK! DON'T! Y/N, DON'T!

His other hand raises, fingers directing at the side of the cannon that would activate the shoot of his accumulated nitroglycerin sweat that would bring hell into the world. Fuckin’ directed at you!

NO! NOOO! Please… No…

Dynamight fires.

Right at the last minute he sees Deku standing in front of you, fully ready to receive the blast. And then Red Riot in his rock form appears in front of Deku, fully receiving the blast. 

Mentally, Katsuki groans with relief. Kirishima has trained thousands of times with him, enduring his shots in his rock form. The red-head is strong enough to endure a blast like that one. However, the amount of nitroglycerin collected has been too big, even for what Dynamight himself is used to. He feels the recoil in his shoulder, he knows one more move and it will break. And he truly wishes it does if it means he won't get another chance to hurt any of you or his friends.

Yet when he focuses his attention back to the place where you were once the smoke dissipates, he freezes. Red Riot is fully knocked out, lying almost moveless on the ground if not for the slow intakes of breath. Deku is also down, a big portion of rock that exploded up from the ground over his legs that prevents him from moving it off him. Fuck, Katsuki knows if Izuku wasn't so weakened as he is at the moment he would be able to easily punch the rock away and fight him. But the villain had already taken care of tiring Deku a lot before Dynamight and Y/H/N landed on the scene.

And you… Oh, no… 

You are lying motionless on the dirty ground, torches of fire close to your body but not close enough to burn you. But the blast has been strong enough to even reach you behind two of the biggest heroes there are.

Katsuki is yelling in agony inside his head.

He still sees and feels his body move. Walking slowly but surely towards where you lay. Passing by the two completely beating up pro heroes like he doesn't care a damn thing about them.

Fuck! No… NO. STOP ALREADY. PLEASE!! FUCKIN’ STOP!!!

When he stands next to you, he moves you with his boot to lay on your back. He sees your beaten and weak body barely respond as he straddles your hips, but you're looking at his eyes. And he feels his own ready to attack again.

NO, FUCKIN’ NO!

His hand raises, palm open, getting closer to your face, heat increasing with each second that passes. He feels it coming, a big blast ready to shoot at your face. Ready to kill you.

Bakugou Katsuki is bawling inside his head, fucking desperate and metaphorically pulling the hairs of his head at how incompetent, how out of control he feels.

He's going to kill you, with his own hands, and there's nothing he can do to stop it.

And then… You smile at him. That loving and comprehensive smile you used to give him when he didn't know how to express his feelings. Filled with love and assurance.

Everything freezes again, including his body.

“I know you're in there, Katsuki,” you speak in such a gentle tone it physically makes the pit of his stomach contract in painful love. Both of your hands weakly hold the one a few centimeters away from your face.

His complete body starts to tremble, and you know that Katsuki is inside there fighting. He's battling to regain the power over his own body as hard as he can. You know your Katsuki is there.

Tears start to escape your eyes, but they still show the immense love you feel for the man above you. You know that even though he is about to kill you, it's not his fault. It's not him. Katsuki would never kill you. You trust him. You love him. And even if he does end up killing you, you would still love him.

“It's me, Katsuki. Y/N… Your Y/N,” you cry, one of your hands cups his face that holds an angry, deadly expression, his eyes still white and void of any emotion. But you can feel him trembling, droplets of sweat sliding over the skin of his temples thanks to the strength you know his mind is putting against the control the villain has over his body.

And you smile bigger, still looking at him with adoring love. Weakly directing his hand down towards your chest, right where your heart is. You press his hand against it, for him to feel the beats that jump against your chest for him. Because of him. Your beating heart that loves him. That lives for him. And that would gladly die for him too.

“All I… all I want you to know… is that… I still love you over all.”

You close your eyes, ready for the outcome that it's most surely about to happen. Ready to receive with open and welcoming arms the mutual friend every hero has: Death.

A real and loud roar escapes Dynamight's mouth. Everyone witnessing the immense struggle, the hard fight the pro hero is battling inside.

And then a snap. It feels as if someone cut something off with a katana, the typical sound the weapon makes as it slides heads off in movies.

You feel the hand over your chest leave its place forcefully, and when you open your eyes, that hand fires a blast towards the air. Katsuki's arm is raised over his head, palm open at the sky as the blast bellows in rage, just like the scream that came within his chest and out.

Katsuki eyes open as fire lightens above his head, teary ruby eyes looking down at you in deep relief and love.

You sob happily as Katsuki lets his body fall languid over you, but still putting his forearms on each side of your head to avoid completely falling with his weight over you.

“I love you,” his head is hiding in your neck as he takes rapid and deep inhales of breath, so you kiss his cheek several times while your arms surround his body.

Your Katsuki is back.

You help him turn to the side and lay on his back, body still trembling and breathing fastly. You know he's seconds away from losing consciousness, so you kiss him one more time, this time on his forehead lovingly. He relaxes and he's out.

Your eyes travel to the villain, who looks dumbfounded that your husband broke the spell and gained his control back. But when their eyes find yours, they gulp. You stand and begin to walk towards him, your lava activating with each step you give closer. Your eyes hold so much rage, your body lightening up and showing the demonic look you're known for. It's the villain's turn to recoil, unsure and afraid.

“Now, is fucking personal…”

[atthebell]

bell atthebell's spiderbit fics masterpost

in chronological order of when i posted them & grouped by canon compliance (i.e. how feasible it would be within canon/lacking in significant plot or characteristic changes). asterisks next to personal favorites/recs.

Canon-Compliant Works

*not quite but we're almost there - early spiderbit, post-bobby's death but pre-regret. fluff & minor angst. Complete, twoshot.

promise me you'll try - spiderbit talk about the egg disappearance and taking care of themselves. Complete, oneshot.

so bad all my bones shake - spiderbit host a halloween party! Complete, oneshot.

*won't you lover chase me down - purgatory spiderbit :D Complete, twoshot.

true love waits - another spiderbit reunion :D Complete, oneshot.

tucked away from the world with you - spiderbit building fluff + cuddling! Complete, oneshot.

*bright as the morning - roier does yoga, cellbit is very normal about it. someone had to write it! Complete, oneshot.

if it's your hands - roier cooks cellbit feijoada while he's sick. Complete, oneshot.

*won't you lover chase me down - purgatory spiderbit! Complete, twoshot. [chapter 2 was for this event]

back to the hedgerows - roier doesn't mind cellbit's murder spree one bit-- in fact, he's very fond of his husband covered in blood. Complete, oneshot.

put to mind of all that i wanna be - spiderbit dancing after their wedding. Complete, oneshot.

the reason is you - spiderbit wedding!! Complete, oneshot.

so much of the living - spiderbit family fluff (w/richas and pepito). Complete, oneshot.

some bright morning comes - spiderbit vow renewal!!! Complete, oneshot.

***push forward push back - spiderbit sparring :DD Complete, oneshot.

nothing more i could ask for - spiderbit family fluff (w/richas and pepito). Complete, oneshot.

it's about spending time together - spiderbit date night! Complete, oneshot.

***i wanna feel your lips on mine - spiderbit weedfic!!!! so much making out :D Complete, oneshot.

*i'll say it a thousand times and every time it gets sweeter - spiderbit being the most obnoxious couple on the island frfr. Complete, oneshot.

every cut another kiss - purgatory spiderbit again! Complete, oneshot.

every sunrise begins a new day - spiderbit family fluff (w/richas and pepito)! the kids find a gift for pai cellbit :D Complete, oneshot

say it in the seconds - roier writes a list of all the reasons he loves cellbit a pros and cons list of being married to cellbit. Complete, oneshot.

Canon-Divergent Works/AUs

Spiderbit Reunions (yes that's its own subclass):

*like a lighthouse always waiting - roier waits for good news after purgatory. luckily, he finds what he's looking for. spiderbit reunion, minor angst, roier-centric, happy ending. Complete, oneshot.

**outpace the dawn - post-reset spiderbit reunion (i am desperate okay) + fluff, with some minor angst. Complete, oneshot.

just to have you in my arms again - spiderbit reunion (once again) + wearing each others' clothes. Complete, oneshot.

**cutting the strings - post-reset cellbit saving roier and getting rid of doied (aka my idea of where that arc would have gone). Complete, oneshot. my pride and joy!

Hybrid/Creature AUs:

*now you surround me - vampire roier & human cellbit who very much enjoys providing for his husband's needs. Complete, twoshot [chapter 1 was for this event].

*flew like a moth to you - hybrids + cuddling spiderbit fluff <3 Complete, oneshot.

*now you surround me - vampire roier & human cellbit who very much enjoys providing for his husband's needs. Complete, twoshot [chapter 2 was for this event].

your creature in the night - spiderbit fae au, featuring fae!cellbit! Complete, oneshot.

***fall on me like night - cat shifter cellbit + spiderbit fluff + cuddling! Complete, oneshot.

Other AUs:

solo pienso en tenerte - obsessedduo <33333 Complete, oneshot. will eventually get a sequel!

[c0la-queen]

Absolutely melting at the idea of the Hybird!Boys nagging at Reader for her food even when they already have their own, literally just a bunch of spoiled little babies UGHHH THEYRE SO CUTEEEEE I love them sm…

Like reader’s got herself a nice meaty dinner, maybe a good cut of steak, and as shes eating she suddenly feels smt wet poking at her arm, and she looks to see what and it’s Soldier booping her arm with his nose, staring and drooling at the delicious steak, he starts trying to hop up to nip at it while reader tries push him away, but she ends up cutting a lil piece, dusting off the salt seasoning as best as she could and feeding him it anyways,

I like to think that Tord/Soldier likes snacking on other’s food, esp if its like savory salty meaty stuff yknow what I mean? I can totes see him as the asshole type to steal the other guy’s food stuff, maybe he’ll be a bit nicer to you and nag ask you first

AHHHHHHHHHH SAME THING FOR PRINCE TOOOO WHEN YOU HAVE LIKE A DELICIOUS LIL CREAMY TREATIE He would WHINEEEEE for some sooo badd you HAVE to give him some, he loves treaties sm and will be As dramatic as he can to get the sweets he wants

Going to Starbucks with him and everytime you HAVE to get him a pupcup kinda situation, so you only stop by there sometimes on occasions like when you have to get him to the vet for a checkup otherwise he’ll by crying allll the way home when you deny getting him one cause he’s already have too much and that’ll both break my heart and also annoy me sm LOOLLLLLLL

I literally have such a huge soft spot for Prince and his pompousness…I wanna shower him in kisses and babytalk and squish his face so badly he’s such a cutie patootie

The day you cook bacon for breakfast???? It’s over. Prepare for the hardest tussle in your life wrestling with Superhero for the bacon, if he already bosses you around then you know HE WILL BE RELENTLESS with the bacon, a Giant wolfdog fighting you frfr for food??? Gone…

SOLDIER ENDING UP JOINING IN TOO?1??1?11 literally actually over. It’s a battle to the death. Someones probably going to get hurt and its probably most definitely is going to be you falling over from 2 big ass wolfdogs jumping onto you and knockign you over for the bacon LMAOOOOOO

Soldier and Superhero fighting each other for it but they take it too far though and it become an actual fight for food situation…hic…Reader has to step in and stop them somehow, everyones upset, she has to make both of them 2 pieces and scolds them, they resolved and apologized nicely though at least…

And reader never makes bacon for breakfast ever again(unless its a special occasion when she wants to treat the both of them)

Really love the thought of Monster being the one that rarely nags reader for food like the others Only cause hes a bit distant and has a kinda weird ego abt it y’know, so its Reader who spoils him and tries to get him to try stuff cause he’s a good dog, he deserves it

She notices him eyeing out the food shes having curiously, sniffing at it, so she gets a small piece and asks if he wants to try it and she gets vv happy when he accepts, the others probably gets jealous at the treatment and tries to get some too lolll he probably feels SO proud and full of himself whehehe…

Omg you are SO correct and big brained for this!

Poor Reader would absolutely never get a moment of rest with these four eccentric wolf dogs.

Before adopting them, she definitely had a habit of sitting on the couch with her dinner and watching YouTube videos about niche internet drama (yes I'm projecting) but now she's realized that, to the boys, this is simply an open invitation. I guarantee that, at first, Soldier wouldn't even beg her for the food. He'd be the type to just reach over and start sniffing at her plate. He's not even trying to be sneaky about it! That bastard would have the audacity to look her in the eyes while trying to take food off her plate! She tries to scold him about it, but he simply does not listen - in his mind, there's nothing wrong with what he's doing. So she's taken to sitting at the dining room table and watching YouTube videos on her phone instead. (Soldier will still put his head on her leg and stare at her expectantly.)

Reader is simply Just A Girl 💅, so we know our self-love queen would go get herself a sweet treat all the time. It varies, usually whatever she's craving at the time. There have been times where she's got a random craving for something she doesn't have, and will get up and leave her house to go get it (the boys get so annoyed and huffy). But she should know that no matter what it is she gets, Prince will want a bite. He'd be cute about it, too - whining and pouting and blinking up at her with those baby blue eyes. Eventually, Reader would giggle and give in, with the warning of "Just one bite, baby." Then she'd share a little piece with him. If it's something that isn't safe for dogs, she'd be less willing to share with him, insisting that it'll hurt him. Still, he'd whine for it. (It's not Reader's fault that she doesn't know he can have them!) And yes, I feel like Prince would be the most well behaved in the car, and the best around people, so he's the one that gets to join her on outings more often. She made the mistake of stopping by a coffee shop and getting him a pup cup ONE TIME, and now he's hooked. Every time they pass by that coffee shop (he knows that it's Reader's favorite, since the baristas know her by name) he will bark and howl and work himself up into a tizzy until Reader finally sighs and gives in. After he gets that pup cup, he's back to being well-behaved and a sweetheart. Reader hates it. Plus, people would fawn over Prince in public since he's such a pretty boy. He absolutely eats it up!

God save Reader if she decides to make bacon one morning. It's not something she does often - she probably decided to do it this time as a special occasion. Maybe it's the morning of her birthday or a holiday. Either way, she decided to make a big breakfast for herself. Which included bacon.

Superhero is normally the first of the four to wake up. From what Reader can gather, Soldier takes the night shift. He stays awake through the night, watching out the windows and sometimes patrolling the house. Because of this, Soldier tends to sleep during the day. Superhero then takes the mantle of "guard dog" during the day. Prince and Monster will sometimes take the night shift instead, but it's normally Superhero and Soldier.

Still, Superhero has a routine of patrolling the house the moment he wakes up, checking for anything wrong. If Reader is making bacon, though? Superhero is glued to her legs in an instant. She'd laugh at first and lightheartedly tell him no. He wouldn't give up. He'd escalate to putting his front paws up on her shoulders and trying to reach the bacon himself. Reader would definitely have to half pick up/half drag him away from the stove. He'd boof and snap his teeth demandingly, as if he's entitled to a piece of this bacon and how dare you not let him have a piece! Reader, always one to fight him on everything, would be adamant not to.

Then Soldier enters the scene. As I said before, Soldier usually sleeps through the first half of the day. But the moment the smell of bacon spreads through the house? She hears claws clacking against the floor as he barrels into the kitchen. It would probably be the most excited Reader has ever seen Soldier, tail wagging and eyes shining brightly. Superhero immediately growls and snaps at Soldier. Reader would just let them tussel at first, using the distraction to finish cooking her bacon. Eventually, she realizes "Oh shit those are NOT play growls-" and quickly runs over to the two to separate them. It takes the promise of two pieces of bacon each to get them to finally settle down.

Reader never makes bacon in her house ever again.

Meanwhile, Monster would be different. Where the other three would be swarming her legs the moment she starts cooking herself dinner, Reader notices that Monster is always sitting patiently to the side. She has to subdue the others by continuously feeding them bites of what she's cooking, but Monster never begs for any. He's the only one that she can eat on the couch with, because he'll lay on top of her feet and won't try to steal her food. But she does notice him glancing at her food. So, since he's always been such a sweetheart, Reader would happily offer Monster food. He would take it slowly, hesitantly. But he feels better after Reader cooes and praises him for being so good. His tail would wag contently. Still, he would never bother Reader for her food. We love Monster in this household <3 I will say, I like to think Tom personally doesn't like bacon. So, if Reader tried to offer some to Monster because it's only fair, he would sniff it, then huff and sneeze and turn his nose away. Doesn't bother Reader, though. Just means it's one less rowdy wolfdog trying to tackle her.

[rinstaro]

Time can slut me tf out frfr lmao so u kno the post u made abt time ans reader having tension???? What if u flipped it so time was goin after the reader. Like u jus be chillin choppin some veggie and he comes up n starts feelin u up??

ahahaha i think i favor time now because i’ve been writing him?? he started speaking to my daddy issues and good god are they listening 🤭 he’s so djdjxjsk SLUT ME OUT!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!

cw: time should be a warning on his own. what a man! i don’t know how far i wanna write yet. hmmmm. touchie feelies, choking so slight it’s not even there, time is a hair puller, and a fiend, biting, reader has a vagina no pronouns, i spend far too long detailing how horny he is for u

minors do not interact.

it was moments like this where time realized he didn’t have as much self control as he thought. could you really blame him? you always looked adorable, even more so when you wore his shirts like you are now. but the hickeys on your neck and thighs that had almost faded were dragging his thoughts into the gutter.

he’d ravaged you only a couple days prior, your legs so weak you couldn’t even stand. it was lovely to have him pamper you for a couple days, but you were his oh so strong and independent spouse. when you could walk again, you insisted on cooking and cleaning for him the same way he did you. time insisted it was fine but you were much more stubborn than him. the conversation hadn’t even lasted a minute.

“i’m fine.”

“i don’t mind cooking for us again, you can rest some more until tomor—“

“zip it. i’m cooking tonight and you will love every bite.”

and so he was banished to the kitchen table to watch you prepare dinner. he couldn’t say he didn’t like the view, though. perhaps a bit too much.

you felt a body behind you, flinching only slightly before relaxing again. “hi, dear.” “hello, love.” time wrapped his arms around your waist, sitting his head on your shoulder. “those carrots are cut a little thick, no?” he murmured in your ear.

“hey, i have a knife,” you huffed. he laughed softly, heart fluttering at even the smallest bit of attention you give him. he silently watched you a while longer before his eyes drifted down to your hands. he adored them.

they were the same hands that were holding onto his shoulders for dear life the other night.

time really thought you were just so cute. he stood up a bit, going to observe the faded marks on your neck. unable to resist, he leaned back down to nip at one, causing you to yelp and furrow your brows. “hey,” you urged, you’re lucky i’m done chopping. what if you distracted me and i cut myself, huh?”

“i’d kiss it better and you’d never have to lift a finger again.”

you roll your eyes, getting your seasonings down from the shelf. whatever smart remark you had for him quickly faded when he gave a nice squeeze to your backside. instead of responding, you huffed once more and continued your task. time let out a small hum, displeased with your lack of response. “you really should just let me take care of you.”

you attempted to season your vegetables, only to halt when time traced his hands up your body. he went from your waist to your stomach, all the way up to your chest. his hands stopped around the base of your neck, thumbs rubbing circles on your collarbone. your breathing only got shakier when his mouth replaced his hands. he grabbed your waist once more and pulled you flush against him, sucking fresh hickeys into your neck.

your hands gripped his, your form starting to tremble. you continued to try and be stubborn, biting your lip when small whines escaped. time traced his hands down your arms before grabbing the seasonings out of your hands and placing them on the counter.

his hands went back to work, one reaching under your shirt to play with your nipple, and the other coming to lightly tug on your hair, pulling your head to the side for more access to your neck. this time, he bit down hard. your knees buckled and you unconsciously pressed back into him, whimpering louder than you would have liked to admit.

you finally come to your senses to wriggle out of his arms, turning around and crossing your own arms in front of your chest.

“you must really not want to eat tonight,” you chided. your husband only gave you a lazy grin in response. he suddenly hoisted you up, quickly carrying you over to the table. you squealed, arms flailing and wrapping around his neck. he sat you down, spreading your legs wide. how cute. you weren't even wearing underwear.

“i think i'll be just fine, dear." without another word he dove into your sopping cunt, his tongue leaving no spot untouched. you threw your head back, letting your moans out freely. dinner could wait, he thought. he'd been craving you all day.

sure, he could go for a comforting meal after a long day, but he’s far more comforted by your thighs clamping around his head.

[too-young-to-fall-in-love]

#YES YES YESSSSS ONE OF MY FAVORITES YET#ALL THE MIRROR SYMBOLISM GOES BRRRRR#fate laying in your hands AS THE DISC AND SOLO THROWING THE WATCH AHHHHHHHH#“tell me what you see” WITH SOLOS LITTLE KNOWING EYEBROW RAISE AAAHAGSJAJDHSKLS#the absolute DEVESTATION on Solos face over the “tell me is is true” line SOBBING#also i fucking ADORE the way you cut between the cafe scene and different events in the film that in INGENIUS#LOOKIN SO SLY YOURE DAMN RIGHT HE IS MR SUAVE SUNGLASSES SLOWMO WALK#THE CRACK IN YOUR EYE BEING THE CRACK IN SOLOS MASK HELP I AM UNWELL#ILLYA GETTING THROWN DOWN THE MOUNTAIN FOR YOU MAKE ME STUMBLE AKSHAKKSHSKLA#TIME AFTER TIME LIKE A WATCH KEEPS TIME AND HE THROWS THE WATCH AHHHHHHHHHHH#LOVE LOVE LOOOVVVEEEEE THIS ONE (via @justabigoldnerd)

Mirror Mirror (Look Into My Eyes)

not affiliated with the fanfic of the same name lol

[take-everything-you-can]

Sugar and Spice

Thank you so much for my beautiful @babygorewhore for this mood board to go along with this blurb !

Thank you to my betas @monstxrteeth @xxhellfirebunnyxx and again my morgy ! Y'all are my biggest support frfr

And a special thank you to @saradika for making those cute dividers 😍

Eddie Munson x Fem Reader

Wc: 1.3K

Tw: Honestly it's pure fluff with like the slightest angst if you squint

Sugar cookies.

That's easy, right? A simple sugar cookie recipe should do.

Right? 

So why were you ripping out magazine articles and flipping through cookbooks as if your life depended on it? 

You knew the answer and it was that this was the first Christmas season you would spend with the Munsons. Your boyfriend had assured you that store-bought cookies were just fine, but you insisted that your homemade cookies were far better. 

The only problem with that was, that you had never made cookies from scratch. Your mother burned everything she had ever tried to make, so you never got that Betty Crocker life of learning how to cook. 

So here you were, scattered pages across the kitchen counter and six paper cuts deep into finding the perfect sugar Cookie recipe for you and Eddie to set out for Santa, per Wayne's request. You wanted them to be perfect. No, you needed them to be.

Why did you have to open up that big fat mouth of yours and tell them you could make them from scratch? Why? 

A repetitive knock sounding through the house startled you in your search and you grabbed one of the many recipes you had written down. opting for the index card you had jotted the most simple looking recipe on, in hopes that simple meant easy.  A hope that easy meant good. 

Opening the door you were met with a smile, one of dimples and teasing lips. 

“Hi.” You managed to get out.

“Hello, beautiful.” He pulled you into his space letting his lips crash into yours a silent ‘I missed you' that he always greeted you with. 

“Are you ready to spend Christmas Eve with me?” 

“ More than anything.”  A small smirk etched its way to his face. Making that dimple deepen and a stutter to your pulse that makes you clench your thighs tightly together. A soft hand on your lower back and a small smack to your ass had Eddie letting out a soft laugh at your reaction. 

He bit his lip with a glint in his eye telling you to grab your overnight bag. 

The short drive to the store was torture having to rack your brain at every twist and turn in conversation. To act as if this was a trip you made every year. A trip to gather all the things based on your lie.

Sugar and flour, eggs and butter. Baking these cookies was plauging your thoughts and you had hoped that Eddie couldn't tell. 

Eddie saw right through the fasade you had curated just to get through tonight and he was playing along like a feature in his games. A small elf that would help find the ingredients to the quest in relief of refuge from an ogre as an offering. A keebler to the trees. The end goal? His heart in your hands. 

Sugar and flour, baking soda and powder. All on aisle three. A search for the dry ingredients has you biting your nails to nubs. Eddie takes your hand in his and brings it to his lips. 

"You okay? " A shudder in the breath you let out.

"Wh- yes! Yeah I'm okay. Are you? Okay I mean." 

" Can I tell you a secret?" 

His voice gets low and he brings you in closer so his voice won't strain in whisper. " I'm nervous." Your brows bow in confusion but he sets your worries straight.

 " The excited kind of nervous. I've never had someone I wanted to spend Christmas Eve with." 

Your smile becomes bright and you can feel his hand squeeze in your waist as you just stand in awe. 

" Come on, let's get the rest of this list so I can take you home." …. Home. His home, something he had been calling yours for a while. If you were honest with yourself anywhere he was, that was your home. 

Eggs , vanilla and butter. Some confectioners sugar and a small jug of milk, the final touches to make this recipe complete. 

Wayne worked late on Christmas Eve and into the early hours of Christmas day so he could have the next few days off. A tradition for him and Eddie. The day after Christmas was their day of feast. Everyone in the trailer park did a potluck style of bringing leftovers no one wanted to their neighbors and Wayne never passed up anything he was offered. 

Willing yourself to breathe deeply as the ingredients littered the counter. Eddie watched for a second, leaning his tall frame against the cabinets for any signs of your lie starting to crumble. Yet there were none. An actress who aimed to win gold, there wasn't even a flicker of doubt in your eyes, no matter how much panic was happening behind them. 

Sugar dusted the linoleum and flour found the floor. Eddie was even sporting a light handprint of ingredients after you gave in and let him mix the contents of the bowl for you. 

He had been begging to eat some of the raw dough and knew this was his way of sneaking some here and there. 

The light shining through the kitchen window had started to cast a glow of slightly pink and soft purple as you and Eddie tried to find more than one baking sheet you could place drops of the dough into. A slam to one of the cabinets as Eddie's hands gripped the countertop in front of him. His shoulders had tensed and you wanted nothing more than to relieve his pressure. 

So you did just that. 

You walked the few small steps to reach him and tangled your arms around his torso as your face came to rest between his shoulder blades. 

“It’s okay baby, we can still make them, it's just gonna take a while longer, but we can still make more than one batch.” 

“I should have known, we just … I should have just known. I'm sorry.”

The softness of his tone broke your heart a little bit in the doubts he had from only not having a pan, as if that was a disappointment you would find in him. So when a small laugh left your lips he turned to you as if to accept this defeat. A betrayal of your mind. 

“You think I give a fuck about a pan eddie?” 

“No, I know , it's dumb. I just wanted things to be perfect for our first Christmas Eve together.”  You met his gaze and let out a shallow breath caught in the hazel shift of his demeanor when his head tilted down. 

“Eddie, I have never made cookies, not even from a box.” He has a smile, soft and sweet. “Fuck I don't even think I've ever even cracked an egg before tonight.” 

Before you can think of something else to say his lips meet yours. Adoration overwhelms you when his lips part and let out a content sigh. 

“I know, baby.” Still trying to catch your breath you don't quite understand. 

“Know what ed's?” 

“ I know you've never made cookies.” 

A sudden stiffness like an insect caught in a spider's web, you knew this would come back to bite you in the ass. 

“Baby I've seen you almost burn your house down by just looking at the stove.” You let out a laugh, deep and eye watering and it's all Eddie can do not to throw you over his shoulder and take you to his room.

“You knew and you were gonna let me feed these to Santa and Wayne? Looks like someone is just gonna have a stocking full of coal this year.” 

The oven sounds before Eddie gets to reassure you of just how good he's been this year, but the look on your face when you pull out perfectly cooked sugar cookies is hands down going to be the best present he gets this year. 

[rosierpandaa]

★   ︵   * Hey, I'm Pandora! And the prettiest rosier frfr

★   ︵   * your favorite cook ♡ I also bake a lot of cookies!

★   ︵   * I'm 17 years old!

★   ︵   * I have a black dog named Hades! I adopted him btw 😾

★   ︵   * I'm bissexual!

★   ︵   *  she/her

my dear friends: ☆☆☆☆☆

@the-reggie-black ; regulus!! He's cool but he's a little emo.. idk

@rosierev4n ; Evan!! my fan

@barty-loves-bats ; barty! and regulus boyfriend i think ??

@dorcas-m dorca!! and powerful girly and beautiful frfr

@imtherecklessdriver potter! he is me but male (ngl)

@not-so-sirius-black regulus brother... And there's nothing more to say

@thebelovedlily lily!! how can i forget the girl with red hair?

@alice-fort-escuseyou alicee THE GOAT

@marlene-and-co marlene!!! she is so beautiful and like 💯

@mary-macdonald-had-a-farm MARYY she is so pretty ✨️

@trixxiegoth goth and regulus and sirius cousin i think

@where-is-the-werewolf remus! i love your father sorry

@cutest-weirdo xeno!! ( ^-^)ノ∠※。.:*:・'°☆

this is a rp and my interpretation of pandora if you don’t like dni!!

my account: @givemenightt !! if you want to talk or whatever.

[luffyvace]

Nami x male reader

FROM MY LIST

SO YUP FINALLY DOING IT

there needs to be more fluffy content for her x male reader. RIGHT NOW. :) enjoy ♥︎

OKK SO

why i gotta start like that every time🧍‍♀️

NAMI WORKS U TO THE BONE

less then other men tho

she cares about u obviously

but ur still her man!!

so you steal still gotta do stuff for her<3

even more so really

bc like

YOUR HER MAN

of course you have to carry her bags, watch her fashion shows, bring her drinks, take her out expensive places, help her pick the outfit of the day, wrestle the boys not to bother her, carry her, protect her from too strong of foes and be forced to wear girly stuff for her own amusement?? wym?? your her boyfriend!

yup and i mean it, you gotta do all that

if you can’t carry all her bags and buy all her stuff how else will it get done??

and you better have money too

i assume you do since she wouldn’t GET with a broke man…

i mean unless you really charmed her

its too high of a priority for her to over look unless you have a golden personality or something

dw about it tho either way she loves you and money<3

and yes you do have to sit there and watch all her fashion shows til the end

and you BETTER give good replies too

i’m talking you gotta be the boyfriend who turns into her best friend for a hot sec to hype her up 🤪

”you go girl”

”omg your that girl frfr”

”that outfit ate DOWN.”

LOLOL it’s fun for both of you

unless your like strictly masculine or smth

then u might be more annoyed

but the combo of you loving your girlfriend and her being really good at persuading people leads to you doing it anyway

honestly for bringing her drinks and food

sanji usually makes it

he tells you to give credits but you don’t

especially if you can cook yourself

sanji insists he should do it since he’s the official cook

but sometimes you do it anyway

so it can come straight from the heart yk?

you and sanji may or may not beef

if you have no problem with him then it’s prob one sided on his side

definitely mad you bagged nami before he did

or any woman for that matter

but anyway

you mostly bring her refreshments and food when she’s working on her maps :)

btw it takes like 80 minutes to pick out the outfit of the day

she gets you up early so you can help her

that way by the time everyone else is up it seems like she whips up really good outfits just like that

when in actuality

“ok this one or this one?”

”uhh that one..?”

“NO WRONG ANSWER”

💥

nah i’m playing she doesn’t hit you

(yes she does but it’s lovingly)

[no it’s not but she doesn’t do it as often to you as she does the other guys]

anyway again..

yeah there’s such thing as a wrong answer

”why’d you ask me if you already had one in mind??”

“you were supposed to agree with me!”

”how was i supposed to know which one to pick??”

😡

as far as tackling the rest of the boys

”honey~ handle my light weight”

the way i wrote it made it seem lighthearted but the glint in her yes tells you—you better do it

annddd you do!

you fling luffy outside, he lands onto usopp who starts playing with him

you drag (snoring) zoro out onto the deck to sleep

you remind franky about the project he was working on

you tell brook to go play some music for luffy and usopp

you ask chopper some doctor sounding question which gives him a new idea to try out and he rushes off

robin is being quiet already<3

and sanji’s just cooking dinner:)

so now, problem solved, nami can have some peace and quiet

yippie!! mission accomplished!

now there’s not gonna be a expensive place on every island but if there is you can bet your beli she’s making you take her there

and she’s blowing off all your money

at the least it’s just you two tho

you somehow shake the rest of the crew to get some alone time

the date turns out to be really romantic and sweet so you enjoy it even if your pockets hurt

y’all def steal stuff from the restaurant

you don’t have her swiping habit but the silverware was real gold and oh boy did the opportunity of money sound sweet like honey 😋

carrying her is self explanatory

she just wants to be treated with grace and care

likes he’s delicate and beautiful the way she is

which she is

so you do:)

you carry her all types of ways but never roughly or 💥💥

mostly bridal style

cuz duh it’s romantic

you’ve even kissed her like that quite a few times

random but she likes to watch the sunset with you

btw you definitely kicked some fish butt if you joined early enough

even if you only had a crush on her back then

you fo’ sure weren’t gon let that slide 🤨🤨

what arlong thought this was⁉️🗣

not on your watch‼️

i hope your strong cuz even if your not you gonna become her shield or smth cuzzz..

YOUR HER BOYFRIEND

YOU GOTS TO PROTECT HER NOW

WHICH MEANS YOU TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM FOOL!!

if your strong and have muscles she prob secretly or not so secretly admires them

and yes my mans, as the last topic you will wear makeup and girly hairstyles

especially if you have long hair—then she def wants to play in it

there’s no saying no either

i don’t know what to tell you if you don’t like it my brother

have fun 🤷‍♀️

LOL i love these they were so fun n silly 🤪

enjoy male readers!! come eat good!!

[lucentdreamzzz]

a very appropriately unhinged review of will wood's music (except for icimi)

I rate every will wood song because wtf else do i do with my pathetic life

6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro/Con):

10/10-fuck yes we are BOPPING. we are CRIMINALS. we are STARTING OFF STRONG!

Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, NY (Bones):

4/10-okay we are kinda bing chilling. it’s okay :P kinda triggers me a lil cuz it reminds me of EDs???

Front Street:

10000/10-YESSSSSSSSSSSS YES YES GOING FERAL INJECT THIS INTO MY FUCKING VEINS!!!!!!

¡Aikido! (Neurotic/Erotic):

4.7/10-it slaps a liiiiittle but not that hard. like it kneads. it kneads not slaps.

White Knuckle Jerk (Where Do You Get Off?):

9/10-it both slaps and i can jumpscare ppl with the surgery line??? fuck yes sign me up!!!

Cover This Song (A Little Bit Mine):

2/10-ew too slow. yucky nasty bleh hiss ew hiss

Thermodynamic Lawyer Esq, G.F.D.:

8.5/10-i hold ur M O M in contempt

Red Moon:

10/10-CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED. ME WHEN I WALK THE EQUATOR CHASING THE LIGHT.

Lysergide Daydream:

5/10-mid!!!! muh-muh-muh-MID!!!

The First Step:

9.5/10-MUNCH. OMNOMNOM DINNER NOW. IM JUST A BOOZIN BASTARD,

Jimmy Mushrooms’ Last Drink: Bedtime in Wayne, NJ:

1/10-this exists???

Chemical Overreaction/Compound Fracture:

10/10-when ur an unhinged girlie in the middle of a yeehaw desert

Everything is a Lot:

3.5/10-deep but the deepness doesnt stop it from being too slow for me

Destroy to Enjoy:

7.5/10-surprisingly good for laundromat ambience and chanting??? we r bodhisattva we r buddha dying waking up ig <3

Self-:

7/10-too good for a 6/10 but not good enough for a 8/10. still slaps tho

2012:

9.5/10-FUCK!!!! (inhales) (iwasanexistentialcriminalsoinnocentlycynicalignorantasfuckbutaproudindividual-)

My mom also likes it :D :D :D

Cotard’s Solution (Anatta, Dukkha, Anicca):

8.4/10-starts slow but then GOES UNIMAGINABLY HARD!!!! jumpscare ur friends with it!!!

Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer’s Prosopagnosia/Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus):

8/10-me when i try to replace myself.

The Song With Five Names a.k.a. Soapbox Tao a.k.a. Checkmate, Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government (A.K.A. You Can Never Know):

30/10-WOOO BABEY. OH MAN OH MAN THIS FUCKS SO HARD. IF IT WAS A PERSON I WOULD MAKE BABIES WITH IT-

THE SONAR WEEOW WEEOW WEEEOOOWWWW AT THE BEGINNING THE SUNSHINE IS A GASLIGHT PART EVERYTHING IS JUST HJADFKHNF

Hand Me My Shovel, I’m Going In!:

8/10-if i ranked it any lower i would self-crucify <3

Dr. Sunshine Is Dead:

7.8/10-i love the funky little way he sings “i fumble for the switch”. you go buddy.

-ish:

6/10-good close to the album but NOT FUNKY ENOUGH

Suburbia Overture/Greetings From Mary Bell Township!/(Vampire) Culture/Love Me, Normally:

9/10-ITS ONLY CULTUUUUUUREEEEEE!!!! AND IT SLAPS!!!! WILL WOOD COOKED FRFR

2econd 2ight 2eer (that was fun, goodbye.):

8.5/10-this actually introduced me to william woodsmith :explode: the nostalgia is def a factor

Laplace’s Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!):

100/10-hehe gender

I/Me/Myself:

7/10-g e n d e r

…well, better than the alternative:

3/10-very sweet but too slow for my megamind

Outliars and Hyppocrates: a fun fact about apples:

9/10-i did not know this existed??? still kind of a bop

BlackBoxWarrior-OKULTRA:

10000/10-THIS SLAPS HARDER THAN AN ASIAN PARENT WHEN YOU BRING HOME A B

Marsha, Thankk You For the Dialectics, But I Need You To Leave:

7.5/10-me at therapy

Love, Me Normally:

2/10-boring ew tomato tomato

Memento Mori: the most important thing in the world:

8.5/10-SHOW TUNE ABT DEATH AND ITS INEVITABILITY YESSSS

Venetian Blind Man:

8/10-THIS IS SO UNDERRATED?????

Your Body, My Temple:

7.5/10-will wood had his whole willussy out. this song is so unapologetically horny

Yes, To Err Is Human, So Don't Be One:

9/10-silly vampire bop!!