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Yo girl getting og Eric Emanuel shorts at the thrift store for $2 đđ€đœâš
#ps#originally $4 but with half off đ«š#they donât knowâŠ#found a dupe too for $1#God is good#âŠmust be Godâs favorite đââïžđ«±đœâđ«Čđ»#streetwear#street style#street fashion#Eric emanuel#yupoo ainât got shit on me#had been wanting a pair forever but was not about to pay no $100 and up for shorts đ„č#itâs always a good day when you find gems at the thrift#fuck goodwill tho#excited for their downfall#why you selling used AND donated jeans for $10#that should be a crime#ainât no fucking way#thrift and help save the planet đ«¶đœđ
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but that's just when you happened
pairing: oscar piastri x reader note: based on packing it up by gracie abrams and this request <33
the paddock roared with life as the cars zoomed past in incredibly high speed, but you werenât focused on them. only one car really mattered in your eyes. his car.
never before had you loved someone so overwhelmingly much. never had you been so all consumingly infatuated. you wouldnât consider yourself selfishâquite the opposite actuallyâbut never had you wanted so many good things for another person. you wanted him to get everything he could ever ask for. everything from a cold pillow to a cool wind in his perfectly styled hair to something much biggerâsomething much more important. things like a win. a formula 1 win.
he wasnât a loud person, quite the opposite actually, but when you laid together talking late at night, it was as if the words wouldnât stop flowing from him. he told you about his deepest fears and wildest desires, and you listened closely, because he was so special. so so special.
you werenât looking for love when you met him. you had actually sworn it off, but when you saw his dopey smile and warm eyes for the first time, all your rules went out the window.
every thought about packing up your heart for goodâpacking it away so it couldnât be hurt another timeâwent out the window the second he entered your life.
no one made you blush like him, and it wasnât even intentional most of the time. he just couldnât help himself when everything about you was so damn beautiful. so beautiful and so perfect for him. it was as if you were build to be together, the way your hand fit in his like a puzzle piece. the way your head felt so perfectly placed tucked under his chin when you hugged.
with him, love wasnât a game anymore. he ticked all your boxes, but you hadnât even realised that before your friends pointed it out. the way you couldnât find any icks, didnât have anything you wanted to change, felt too good to be true. the first night you slept together where you woke up in his arms you almost panicked because the feeling was so new to you. new, but so so nice.
it was as if he was sent to earth specifically for you. and just at the right moment when you were about to pack it all up. he came into your life and changed it all. turned everything upside down.
his dry humour matched your dark one completely. no one could make you laugh like him. laugh until you felt like you were actually dying of happiness, like nothing mattered but the silly inside joke you shared.
he fit so perfectly in with your family dynamic. laughing with your father, sharing sweet stories with your mother, befriending your siblings as if it was the most natural thing in the world. watching the sunsets in the summer along with them, him standing close to you with his arm around your shoulder while your parents smiled adoringly at you. falling asleep together in your childhood bedroom, his hand drawing lazy shapes on you bare skin. repeating it all with his family afterwards.
he was your soulmate. you were 100 percent certain. you needed him him like you needed air to breathe. like you needed food and water. you wanted to listen to him talk forever and ever and even longer. with him by your side, you were sure you would die happily.
you held him after bad races and good races. through happy days and days were he felt like giving up. never did you let him ache alone.
you completed him and he completed you. you wanted everything good for him. everything he could ask for. but most of all, you hoped he would finally get the win he had so long longed for.
and at that moment, as you stood with his family in the mclaren garage, it finally seemed like a real possibility. your hands were squeezed tightly with oscarâs sisters. hattie holding so tightly on to you that your hand was about to lose feeling, but you didnât pay any attention to it. you eyes were glued to the screen showing the race. showing your boyfriend in first position.
your heart was beating out of your chest, a lump was forming in your throat and your whole body was tensed up. this could be it. this could be the moment you had longed for for so long.
when his car crossed the finish line, you werenât even thinking. no thoughts were clear in your head. nothing but oscar, oscar, oscar.
as soon as he was out of the car, he was running towards you. you had made your way to the barriers with the team and his mum, but he ignored them all as soon as he spotted you. his arms were around you in a tight hug and your head almost took a hit against his helmet with the speed in which he pulled you in.
but it didnât matter. nothing mattered but him and the fact that he was a formula one winner. your winner.
a hundred cameras were probably pointed towards you, filming the first public display of affection he had ever shown, but it didnât matter either. all you cool think was oscar, oscar, oscar.
it was weird how important he was to you. how intertwined the two of you were. you werenât even looking for someone when you met him, yet here you were. you were so close to packing it up, but then he happened. he turned your whole world upside down, but you wouldnât have it any other way. he was all that mattered. oscar, oscar, oscar.
#f1#f1 x reader#formula 1#formula 1 x reader#f1 imagine#mclaren#mclaren racing#op81#divider by cafekitsune#op81 x reader#op81 x you#op81 x y/n#op81 fluff#op81 imagine#op81 fic#hattie piastri#piastri family#nicole piastri#oscar piastri x yn#oscar piastri fanfic#oscar piastri imagine#oscar piastri x you#oscar piastri#oscar piastri x reader#oscar piastri x fem!reader#mclaren f1#gracie abrams#packing it up#tsou gracie abrams#tsou deluxe
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haikyuu ships but its things about their relationships or moments that I think would surprise their friends/teammates
starting off with my boys Daisuga: honestly definitely the rest of the team forgets that they haven't been together forever, and are never expecting when either of them are acting like, well, teenagers in a relationship. Specifically in regards to being shy in front of each other or wanting to impress each other, the rest of the team always is surprised by it because in their mind, like, why are you feeling insecure in this relationship I thought you've been dating for 2 years and Suga is just like "try 3 months BITCH now I need you to find out what his favourite kind of chocolate is I'll pay you real money if he doesnt realize why you're asking."
right along to Kagehina and honestly, literally even just realizing they have a normal relationship. I think everyone absolutely understands how they got together, but I imagine the first time ANYONE sees them out in public together they ALL have a moment thats like "oh shit they like... are actually dating" and every time Kagehina is just like... on a lunch date, or going shopping, walking a dog, just chatting. Like people are surprised that they genuinely spend time together outside of sports. The first time Kageyama goes with Hinata as his date to a family wedding the entire family is flabberghasted bc they definitely thought this was an on-court obsession only
Iwaoi is really simple, literally just people realizing that Iwaizumi has genuine romantic affection towards him is the funniest thing to me. There's a week where Iwaoi is worried bc Iwa had to go to school with a hickey on his neck but literally NOBODY bats an eye or even mentions it because "yeah Oikawa obviously-" but when theyre changing for practice and they see that Oikawa has a hickey on his neck the entire team goes feral and practically tackles Iwaizumi like "you committed to kissing him for that long?????? YOU?????" like they cannot comprehend Iwaizumi actively participating. (obviously this is also the only time they every see Iwazumi embarassed enough to visibly blush which only compounds things.)
Bokuaka's is so stupid but honestly - the first moment the team realizes that Akaashi is, like, attracted to Bokuto and isnt just his best friend that got carried away. Konoha catches Akaashi checking out Bokuto's ass as he's leaving the changing room and it legitimately ruins Konoha's day. What is he supposed to do with this information.
To be completely fair, Ushiten as a concept probably absolutely baffles the entire Shiratorizawa team for multiple reasons. I think though the obvious one is that the rest of the team cannot understand how little Ushijima is bothered by any of Tendou's antics, where Tendou is VRRY touchy and goofy and lots of PDA and affection and Ushijima is completely receptive and unbothered by it, if not going out of his way to intentionally make Tendou laugh to invite him to more. Like Tendou absolutely would sit on his lap during lunch and Reon would be sitting there losing his mind bc last time he sat too close to Ushijima he got a lecture on personal space. Oh, but now suddenly he's super chill and relaxed and nothing bothers him its tendou doing it.
Asanoya's is a little sad tbh but I think, specifically the second and first years, would be surprised by how serious Noya is about the relationship and how little he tolerates jokes about them being opposites/a surprising pair or any of that. Like theyre shocked to find out how seriously he's taking being a boyfriend and really trying to make sure Asahi is happy. The idea that it isnt superficial or just for fun for him is surprising to them.
Arankita - in a comedy of errors Atsumu accidentally finds out they they are ~no longer virgins~ and legitimately has to leave practice for 20 minutes. There's a piece of him, and the rest of the team, that had 100% believed Kita was a robot and they just.... the idea that this was something that happened organically and not for "procreation" doesnt fit in their worldview. Kita smacks the next person who brings it up and that ends the conversation.
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Do the Thing! | Toilet Repair
logline; Today's itinerary: Fix the toilet, catch up with Syd, try not to cry when everyone asks you where you've been.
series history; Previous Chapter
portion; 7.1k+ (this shit got away from me man, idk what to say)
possible allergies; Negative self-talk (It's the Bear, babe, everyone's sad). I did no research on plumbing and am truly making it the fuck up-- I know for a fact I'm not using any word correctly and I simply will not be fixing it. Reader eats meat!! Specifically pork!! Your 'name' is 100% just Tony now.
pairing; Carmen 'Carmy' Berzatto & Fem Reader (No pronouns, but 'handywoman' and 'Miss' are said. Plus a chest reference).
you ever start writing and you just cannot seem to find an end so you keep going forever? yeah.
âI think my name is just Tony now.â
You sip your overpriced orange juice. You really have to fucking savour it, now a days. Thatâs like 25 cents a sip, and Sydâs treating you to this breakfast outing, so itâs not even your own wallet on the line here.
âYou lose all sense of identity, in a restaurant.â Syd straightens her back, mocking her very own mechanical movements of whenever she steps in a kitchen. âI am Chef.â
This diner isnât more than two blocks down from The Bear. It was probably your second favourite spot in this neighbourhood. Probably still is. Sitting in the back corner booth (your favourite) with Syd is nice but distracting. Sheâs been updating you on everything since the catering scene and her botched credit, and youâre absorbing all of it, you swear, itâs just hard to not remember why this was your favourite booth.
Not because itâs seats are the least worn in, not because itâs got the right amount of sun through the window without blinding you, but because of the company you kept here. Youâre trying to not notice your own name carved into the table. Especially since itâs not your handiwork.
You laugh at Sydâs joke on time, thank God. No awkward pause. âYeah, you fuckinâ are. Head, right?â
She nods. âItâs cool. Itâs like, vomit-worthy stressful but alsoâŠâ
âYou wish you were dead when youâre there, but youâd rather be dead than do anything else?â
âYessir.â She nods again, digging further into her pancakes. âI really fucking owe you, by the way.â
âYouâre paying me off through breakfast.â You wave her off. âPlus, I was available and it was like maaayybe 5 minutes of manual labour, itâs nothing.â
âYâknow what?â She hums, âI think actually, you owe me.â
âYeah?â You grin.â Please, let me clear my debts, Syd?â
She smiles, pointing her fork at you. âYou owe me the fuckinâ Beef background Iâve apparently not unlocked. Everyone was talking about you after.â
âGood things?â
âVague things. Shit made me even more curious.â
You laugh. No shit theyâd be vague. What can they say? âWhen my dad was running the repairmen gig, Cicero or Fak would call him inââ
âOh fuck.â She snaps her fingers, seemingly in realization. âYour dadâs the connection!â
âThe connection?â
âFak said he had a connection for our fire safety test shit, and then said he didnâtââ
âAh.â You nod knowingly. âDad cut the cord on his business phone when it transferred to me, didnât really keep people updated. Whoops.â
She nods, taking another bite of her pancakes, speaking mid-chew. âYou couldâve saved our asses way faster, and Iâll-I'll never forgive you, but continue.â
Snickering, you continue, âWell, theyâd call my dad in, and then my dad would call me in as his like, like his fuckinâ Sous of Repairs. And shit broke all the time at the Beef, as Iâm sure youâre well aware, so I hung out around Mikey and everyone a lot.â
âAh. Nâ thenâŠâ
âHe fuckinâ died.â You laugh, because thereâs no way to say it smooth, so you might as well say it bad. You stretch out your arms and lean back in the booth. âI kinda took a step back, after that, so we didnât manage to crossover âtil now. Sâironic that youâre the one that brought me back instead of an oldie, honestly.â
She desperately wants to ask more about Mike, but she can tell now is not the time, so she just lets it lie and moves on. âYou stopped being an EMT to take up the handyman shit, then?â
âYessir.â You nod, finishing your straggling home fries. âJust kinda made sense to trade off, and I didnât want to see the family bizz die. Do I have to occasionally pick up shifts bartending to make rent during slow months? Yes. But I also donât watch people die anymore, so thatâs a win.â
âIn a way, youâre watching people die still, just slowly.â
You bite down hard to stifle any semblance of a smile or laughter, deadpanning, just to see her squirm in awkwardness for a moment. It works with flying colours, of course it does. Itâs Syd. Sheâs still Syd. You speak at the same time.
âCause of the alcohol?â âCauseâCause of the alcohol.â
You both break into laughter, she throws her napkin at you. âCanât stand you, oh my god. Letâs go clock in.â
She pays your bill before you can try to sneak your card in, which feels all too familiar, and youâre off.
Off to fix an exploded toilet.
âHow the fuck do you fix an exploded toilet?â
Your hands rub over your face, lifting your safety goggles for a second. Too fucking foggy. Too fucking sweaty. Plumbing never really was your biggest strength. Youâre staring at the bane of your existence, and itâs the latrine. How far we fall.
âYou good, Cousin?â You hear from behind. You donât need to turn to know itâs Richie in the doorway. Itâs a fair question, youâre sitting criss-cross in front of a toilet, head in hands.
âYeah, Cousin, Iâm good.â Your words are muffled by your hands. Fully not cousins. For the record. You would argue you're not even that close, but he'd slap you upside the head. You turn to look at him over your shoulder. âCan you like, get me a pen and note pad? I need to like, strategize an attack.â
âItâs not that bad, Cousinââ âItâs that bad.â âJust tape theââ âFuck off with the tape!â
You click your teeth, staring at the gurgling porcelain before youâ At least itâs clean, itâs just fucked. âI shut the valve and it didnât do shit. I think I have to remove it entirely so I can see whatâs going on with the underground pipe.â
âHeard.â Richie and you both know that his hotfix handiwork has absolutely contributed to this penultimate mess youâre in now, but youâre both letting that go quietly for now. âYou charge by hour or service?â
âService flat rate and then after two hours itâs by hour.â
He hums, knocking his fist on the doorway a few times before walking away. âPen and pad, Chef.â
âNot a Chef!â
âTerm of Respect, Chef!â
You tap your leg incessantly, groaning like youâve got an 80-year-old body as you stand to your feet. Richieâs grown a lot. He wears suits now. Hasnât even poked at you for vanishing. Though you have a feeling itâs coming. If not from him, from someone.
You step out into the hall, leaned against the wall with your arms crossed as you wait for your pen and pad. And now you just have more time and a better view to take in how much has changed.
Gutted. A few walls gone. Makes sense, you told Mikey he was getting a mold problem. He never listened. Seats are new. The booths are the all-around style ones now. Ritzy. Itâs too good for this neighbourhood. Is that a good thing? Yeah, right? Despite the fact that The Bear should feel out of place, you feel out of place being in it. Could you afford to eat here? Could the people who work here afford to eat here? Syd said sheâs not getting paid for the next few months, so at the very least, the Head Chef canât.
âStrange?â Tina sidles up to you on the wall, wiping her hands on her apron. Completely knocking you out of your dissociative fugue state.
âYeah.â You nod, a little too quickly, that felt judgey, you correct, uncrossing your arms. âItâs daunting, I think; to see it all at once rather than slowly built in. Like, I know objectively this is very cool, butââ
Tina hums with understanding. âFeels gutted?â
âWas gutted.â You nod. âDoesnât mean I donât like it, itâs just, I dunno. Adjustment period, all that.â
âI needed a second too, but Jeff is good. Change has been good.â You nod like you know who Jeff is. âCarmen, I mean.â Your nod is now significantly more understanding. She smiles, youâre a little surprised to see Tinaâs got a lot more insight than she used to. She pulled the thought of Carmen right out of your subconscious before you even detected it for yourself. âHeâs good. Youâll see.â
You nod. You know the good she means is not Michelin Star Good. You already know that. Heâs Mikey good. Person good. You clear your throat. âHowâs Louis?â
âGood. Yâknow, heâs getting to that age, getting in trouble. Sâbeen a while since heâs had a good influence.â She nudges you. There it is. Thereâs the poke. The âwhere have you been?â The âitâs been a yearâ. Theâ âYâknow, Chef didnât come to the funeral neither.â
That one you didnât expect, your head swivels to her hard. âCarmen didnât go?â
His brother didnât go? Oh, who the fuck are you to judge...
She nods, practically with her whole body, she looks more amused than anything. But like, mom amused. The worst amused. âYouâre both the sensitive type.â
You cock your head at her, raising a brow. Smirking slightly. âWow, Tina, I thought you changed too but you still talk your shit, eh?â
âIâm not talking shit!â She laughs, hands up in defence. âIâm just saying, youâre alike.â You hope that the laughter makes her forget the topic but it doesnât.
âWhere have you been?â She softens. Sheâs not asking to be mean, sheâs asking out of concern. Why does that make it feel worse?
You tuck your hands in your pockets and retrain your eyes on hers, even if it feels bad. âThought time and distance would heal all wounds.â
âDid they?â
Before you can answer, âPen delivery, cousin!â Richie returns, triumphantly, with a pen and pad held high in the sky. He makes you jump for it. You elbow him in the gut, not hard. âFuck off, RichâŠâ He keels over enough for you to grab it. âThank you, chef.â
You turn back to Tina, who you now realize has spent half her smoke break on you. She nods to you, and then the bathroom door. âIâll let you get back to it.â You nod in return. When she turns to walk away, you grab her shoulder.
âTina.â She turns again. You should say something. Something vulnerable and thankful. Words of affirmation are not your thing. But maybe they could be, âIf you end up with a dead plateââ Or maybe not.
She grins, and part of you is concerned by this, but she waves you off, giggling like she knows something you donât. Already walking off. âYouâre gonna be taken care of, Terry, donât worry.â
This is a bad new nickname scheme. The fridge guy is just gonna end up being called âfridge guyâ if you take all his names.
Itâs maybe three hours later. 11 am ish. Youâve finally put the toilet back in place, the pipes fixed undergroundâ Which is a huge win of progress, the problem is, itâs just seemed to open the toiletâs ability to have other problems that need to be addressed. Thereâs a strong chance youâll be here until you die. And even after that, this stupid toilet will still be gurgling, outliving you.
But you seriously have to eat something, so you scrub yourself clean, set your safety equipment down, and head out of the bathroom for a much-needed stretch of the legsâ And to hopefully get a plate from Tina.
On your way to the kitchen, youâre stopped and walked backwards to a booth in the corner by Richie. âHey, Miss, happy to serve you today, my nameâs Richard but you can call me Richie, howâre you doinâ this fine morning?â
Theyâve yet to open front of house, so you play along, taking your seat with a laugh. âIâm doing perfect, Richie, how are you?â
He nudges the air . âEy, better now that youâre here, ah? Can I get a drink started for you?â
âReally gonna practice your set on me?â
He shrugs, still smiling. âIf you donât use it, you lose it.â
You hum, then rub your temples, the headache is setting inâ Not cause of him, just been a tough morning. âJust your coldest fuckinâ glass of water, Rich.â
âRight away, Cousin.â He slips off into the kitchen.
When the door swings open again, itâs not Richie coming with your ice water, but Carmenâ Itâs your first time seeing him since the walk-in. When you came in this morning with Syd, it was Nat that gave you the quick briefing on the schedule and goals for today.
âTony.â He hums, corners of his mouth just slightly upturned. The nickname has stuck. Goddamn. He sets the water down in front of you, along with a plateâ Covered by a clocheâOr the silver lid thing, whatever.
âCarmy.â You only mean to mimic his tone, but then cringe. âIs Carmy fine?â
He pauses mid slide into the booth, sitting across from you. He seemed all cool and collected and is now suddenly extremely caught off guard. Already sweaty. âY-yeah, Iâm better, thank youââ
âNo, I meantââ It is so difficult to hold back laughter. You deserve an Oscar.
Youâre not doing great to be fair but like, still, Oscar worthy attempt.
âI meant like, like is the nickname okay?â
The horrors just keep piling on his face, and you canât help but feel guilty. No shit he feels like heâs starting on a lower playing field here. You knew his dead brother, you know his Head Chef, your first time meeting him was at quite possibly his lowest moment and biggest mistakeâ Of which you had to coax him out of, and now heâs misunderstanding every innocent question you have for a inquiry into his psyche.
He clears his throat for objectively too long of a time. âCarmy is fine. Tony is fine?â
âIâm doing okay, yeah.â
Thank God, he laughs, awkward sure but objectively amused.
You nod down to the covered plate, smiling, âFuck is this?â
He leans forward in his seat to get a hand over the lid. âI, uh. Made you a thing. As thanks or like, anâ an apology.â
Ah. Thatâs why Tina was laughing about you getting taken care of.
He lifts the lid, and what is revealed, if you werenât careful, would be enough to make you cry. Thankfully, the shock registers as uproarious laughter, one that Carmen cannot help but join.
âWhat the fuck?â
Pork brisket sandwich. Something that Mikey made for you, specifically. Because you said one time you were more of a pork fan than beef and he absolutely lost it. In a cute way, though. Said âOh, Iâll make you fuckinâ pork, alright?â Youâre not sure if he won or lost the argument, because you did find it better.
âI, uh, we had some cuts left over that we werenât gonna be able to fuckinâ use, and uh, Tina showed me this, this recipe card, last night.â He slides over the very same brisket recipe Mikey had written down. Little doodles of angry faces and Xs over pigs in the margins.
âHe was so fuckinâ mad.â You snort, looking at it. âAll I fuckinâ said was I had a preference!â
âIn The Beef!â
âHe asked!â You quickly defend, through laughter. âAnd it tastes fucking good. All he did was prove my fuckinâ pointâ And spent hours doing it. Were you here overnight for this, slowcooking?â
He shakes his head, though thereâs a hesitation in itïżœïżœ So youâre not privy to completely believe him. He sniffs, swiping at his nose âI, uh, just came in early. Had to fix some shit anyways.â
Heâs staring at the sandwich, then occasionally you, expectantly. You look at him with equal expectance.
âWell?â You start.
âWell?â He astutely adds.
You nod down at the dish. âDo the thing.â
âThe thing?â
You pick up one half of the sandwich, but youâve got no plans of eating until he satisfies this craving first.
âThe thing Syd does where she explains why sheâs proud of her dish and why I should care. I know itâs Mikeyâs, but you clearly made changes.â
âOh. UhâŠâ He was both expecting and not expecting this soap box. âSo, followed the rub to a Tâ Well, with a salt bed, this time. Put it on brioche instead of the old shit. And I uh, added uhmââ He snaps his fingers, staring at the sandwich in your hand. âAdded pickled red onion, for acid and sweet, and garlic confit. IâmâIâm happy with my spin on it.â
You whistle as a form of praise, he flushes with a glow of pride and is desperately trying to not show it. Heâs proud because itâs curated, personal. Ah, he is Mikey good. You nod and take a bite, trying to control your reaction. Worst part about having Artists as friends (especially chefs): They fucking stare so hard when youâre taking in their work. And theyâre over analyzing every micro expression. Heâs no different.
Fuck. Itâs fucking good. Is it bad that itâs better than anything Mikey ever made? Nah, thatâs how heâd want it.
âAh fuck, that sucksââ Is the first thing you say, and his face falls, âExpensive food is worth it.â Right back up. Easy to please. âItâs really good, Chef. Thank you. Did you try it yet?â
He shakes his head, so you push the plate with the other half of the sandwichâ Itâs brisket, anyways. Youâll be full by the end of this one. Portions generous. He looks momentarily hesitant, which is cute, but inevitably leans forward and takes the sandwich. He nods with each chew.
He hums when he finishes chewing, pointing emphatically at you, though his voice is neutral. âYou donât like something, though.â
âWhat?â
âWhatâs wrong with it?â He stares at into the cross section of his bite. âChewy? Texture?â
âThereâs nothing wrong with it.â Youâre quick to deny.
He shakes his head, hand over his mouth to hide the sauce on his mouth. âMânot gonna be hurt.â
âThereâs nothing wrong with the dish, Carmen.â You take another bite to prove your point. Also youâre hungry. Two things can be true.
He zones in on the emphasis immediately. âItâs the plate, isnât it? I told Sydââ
âYour tables arenât bolted.â You interrupt, swiftly. Mouth semi-full.
âHuh?â
You put your sandwich down and swallow, taking your time with it. âYour booth tables.â
You knock on the pristine wood with the joints of your left hand. You swivel your body to look under the table, he follows suit, meeting you there. His left leg has been violently shaking, but heâs thought you wouldnât notice it until now.
You put a hand on his knee to stop the shaking. He bristles, slightly, but youâre not even doing it on purpose. Your focus isnât on him. It was making the table imperceptibly shiftâ Which, of course, you clocked. You tap your foot to the bottom of the table leg. No screws. âThey arenât bolted down.â
You lift yourself back up, moving your hand back to yourself in tandem. He stares at it for a little longer. How you noticed that, he will never know. Repairmen are a different breedâŠ
âI just thought it was a weird choice. Nothing wrong with it, per say. Maybe you wanna test different layouts.â You shrug, taking another bite.
âThe booths arenât bolted either.â He adds, lifting his head up above the table, finally. âI donâtâ weâre not gonna fuck with the layout, I donât think.â
âShould get Fak on that, then.â
âFakâs big-timing us.â You cock your brow, mid chew. He explains. âHeâs focusing on hosting, f'now.â
You nod, swallowing, hand in front of your mouth so you can lick the sauce off your upper lip in non-humiliated peace. âThis another job for me, then?â
âIf youâll take it.â
âIf your fuckinâ toilet doesnât kill me, I will.â
âHowâs that going?â
You shake your hand so-so. âAsk me in two to three hours how itâs going.â
âHeard.â He sighs, leaning back in the booth. The stress is too apparent not to ask.
âHowâs the second day open going?â
âIâm not in a fuckinâ freezer, so thatâs a win.â Oh-ho, heâs acknowledging it. You were very comfortable forgetting that moment for his sake. âThanks, uh, fâ that.â
You shake your head, shrugging off the thanks. You lift your last few bites of the sandwich to him. âYouâre good. Youâve gifted me brisket. You relax since?â
âNot really.â He replies bluntly, taking a deep inhale. He pulls at his face from the top down, with both hands. Oof. Bad sign. âI think Iâll be good by tomorrow. Gonna get off early, tonight.â
âYou donât seem happy about that.â
âAsk me in two tâ three days if Iâm happy about it.â
Back to work and this is taking so much fucking longer than it needs to take. Why is there tape there? Fucking Richie. Fucking Fak. Fucking Mikey. Godssake. Pipes are fixed. Water pressure is fixed. What the fuck is still wrong with it? What the fuck is wrong with you? Everyone is going to hate you if you canât fix this. Youâve been here for like 5 hours and you canât figure out whatâs fucking wrong here? Youâre nothing. Youâreâ
The toilet does you the favour of knocking you out of your episode by spraying you in the fucking face, soaking through the top of your jumpsuit. With a groan, you unzip the upper half and tie the wet sleeves around your waist. âSon-of-a-bitch.â
Maybe you just need a change in task for a second. Also, a new t-shirt, because your tank did not survive the waterworks either. This room isnât the thing you need right now. You slip down the hall to the kitchen. âWho needs a coffee? Or water?â
Thereâs a chorus of orders, all of which sound like youâve just asked âwho wants a gift from God?â, which, you might as well have. This is what you like about being a handyman. The relief you bring. You just need a smidge of praise to get through the rest of this job. Youâve got this.
The small, but serviceable coffee machine in very back of the kitchen calls your name, but Richie sticks his arm out, blocking you from walking past expo up front.
âHolâ up, Cousin, you look like a fuckinâ wet dog.â
âWell, what âya gonna do about it?â You retort, despite the retort not honestly making any sense, you put your hands on your hips. âDo you want a fuckinâ coffee or not?â
He rolls his eyes, falling back onto the balls of his feet before walking off. âEy, Sug, are those shirts still in the basementââ
Youâve won for now. You scrub your hands clean before getting to work. This is good. Oooh, Marcus has fresh coffee beans (that heâs willing to share!)â This is easy. You can already fix most broken things, but a machine that actually fucking works? Baby, you can make that sing.
Plus, the bartending gigs youâve done donât make you a barista by any means, but they certainly donât hurt. Oooh, Marcus has syrups! Fuck it. Steamed and frothed milk. That toilet has you on your ass, you need to go above and beyond here. Make each cup personal. You need a win in the form of admiration.
You gather a tray of coffees (and a water for Sweeps, who is too fucking sweaty for a hot drink right now, so fair), all varying in milks, sugars, syrups, intensity. âCoffee run, I hand âem out, donât just take! Corner!â
Ebra, to no oneâs shock, likes his coffee blackâ But, and heâll tell no one this, you just know it on instinctâ He likes it a little too watery. âGood.â Who are you to judge? He likes what he likes.
Tina would take hers black for simplicity, if you let her, but of course you donât. 2 sugars, foamed milk, chocolate and cinnamon syrup. âToo good to me.â Itâs too worth it, when she says it like that and slaps your cheek. Balm of the soul.
Marcus, who watched you make these, did opt to let his imagination run too wild and added one of every syrup to his own cup, wanting to experiment with you. It doesnât taste good. You switch it for a spiced coffee when heâs not looking. Heâs silently very thankful.
After handing out a few more to the new cooks, you come up to Syd. âTake this one, take this one.â Then whisper, so no one knows you are displaying supreme favouritism. âItâs the one oat milk latte I made.â
She turns to you from her station, then darts looks over her shoulder like sheâs making an under the table deal before grabbing it from you. She takes a delighted sip, eyes rolling just slightly in the relief of caffeine, she nods. âFire, Chef.â Ah. This will get you through the day alone.
It also gets you through the willpower it takes to ignore Fak running by you to steal a coffee off your tray. Out of the corner of your eye, you point to the one meant for himâ As if you didnât make it for him, câmonâŠ
âHowâs bathroom?â Syd asks, taking another long sip.
Iâm going to fucking explode, not unlike your drainage pipe. âNeeded a thinking break, but Iâve made a lot of progress. Howâs kitchen?â
âMade a lot of progress. Auto-piloting through this prep.â She looks down at her cutting board, cracking back to it. âLatte helps, a lot, thank you. You should join for family, if youâre still here for it. Unless you donât want more brisket.â
Fuck. She doesnât think youâre so slow that youâre gonna be here until family, does she? âYeah, maybe.â You look around, three coffees still on the tray. â...Whereâs Carmen?â
She grimaces. Uh oh. The tension she glossed over at breakfast is still definitely there. She nods her head to the back door. âSmoke break. Or temper tantrum. I donât fuckinâ know. Donât tell him I said that.â You laugh, nodding. âYou think a coffee would helpââ âPlease.â
âCorner!â Yells Richie, returning to you. He silently flicks out a shirt for you, holding it up proudly, âTHE BERFâ stares back at you. You give it a solid five seconds to process before you say anything.
âCollectorâs item...â You nod, tone sarcastically impressed. You pivot your shoulder for him to throw it over, hands too busy.
âThatâs what I fuckinâ said!â He throws it over your shoulder. âNo one fuckinâ listens, these days.â
You bite back laughter and nod, handing him his coffee. Hot. Dark. Two sugars. And, to his delighted surprise, a touch of cinnamon syrup. âOh, fuck, missed your twists, Chip.â
You wince at what was a long-forgotten nickname, and so does Richie. Funny how remembering origins can do that to you. Heâd just said it so instinctively, really. âMy badââ
âChip is good.â You interrupt, rolling your shoulders back. And it is good, really. âItâs kindaâItâs kinda comforting.â Itâs nice to not forget. He nods, and you give each other the âwe are still so fucked, eh?â smile before lovingly bumping shoulders as he returns to expo and you head to the back alley.
Carmenâs squatting, cigarette in one hand, creating a halo of smoke around him, and his phone in the other. He snaps out of his mental fog when the door opens, slipping his phone into the pocket of his apron like heâs got a secret to hide.
You hesitate at the doorway, maybe this is not the moment. âSorry, Chef, I just wanted to offer a coffee? If you need air aloneââ
âNo, no, Iâm goodââ Heâs quick to correct, then even quicker to correct himself. âIâ Iâll take a coffee, I mean. You can stay, sâfine.â
He reaches for it when you sit next to him, but you pull the tray back to hand him the correct one. âSorry, IâI like, did a thing, for yours. I dunno how you take your coffee, so I thought Iâd do it weird.â
He takes the cup, eying it curiously. âDo it weird?â
âDo it like, like a Chef. Canât make anything fuckinâ simple. The lot of you.â
He hums, amused, staring at the cup, then looks at you expectantly. âWell?â
âWell?â
âDo the thing.â
You snort, shaking your head. âOh, fuck off.â
âCâmon, tell me why I should care.â He teases.
âAh, fuck.â You sniff, oh to have your own words turned on you. Looking at the coffee in his hands, âI figured youâd like strong black coffee, but like, complex. So, itâs got like, cardamom and lavender nâ maple syrup. Shout out Marcus.â He smiles. âAnd then, I know I did just say black coffee but I wanted the aesthetic so I spooned foamed milk on top and sprinkled on some dried lavender.â You take your own cup in hand, putting the tray down. âIf you hate it, weâll trade.â
He pays close attention to your explanation. Man, his eye contact is simultaneously so soft and so scary. He takes a sip. Letâs it sit in his mouth for a second. âExcellent, Chef.â
Oh, if Sydâs âFireâ could get you through the day, Carmenâs âExcellentâ will get you through the week to spare. You hide the way you beam by drinking your own coffee.
âHowâre you doing?â Itâs far too obvious that heâs had something heavy on his head all day, but youâre not going to say the quiet part loud, yet.
He takes a long time to respond. âI, uhâŠâ And when he does, itâs weak. âIâm alright, yeah. Iâm alright.â
You nod repeatedly, digesting the huge lie. âAsk me how Iâm doing.â
He squints. ââŠHowâre youââ
âFuckinâ terrible, Carm.â You cut him off, putting your cup down next to him, standing up. You speak emphatically, gesturing with your whole body.
âIâm at my wits, Chef. Completely out of my depth. I fix the main pipe, I fix the water pressure, I triple check the tank, I fuckinâ power cycle the valveâ Iâm absolutely at a loss as to why itâs still gurglingâ Why it shot water straight at my titsâ Close your eyes, if you care, by the way.â
With barely any warning you peel off your tank top, youâve got a bra, itâs fine. Itâs very cute that he still looks away. You slip the new shirt over your head as you speak, muffling the words.
ââIâm wearing a shirt that says Berf, and the only way I can feel any semblance of not being utterly useless is by making coffees so good everyone has to praise me for them. And now Iâm telling the fucking owner, my boss for the day all this.â
He nods, slowly. There is perhaps, not a single person in his life that has ever been this forthright. Someone he hasnât had to over-analyze or dig into to figure out whatâs actually going on. It is refreshing, terrifying, and for some reason, removing your walls have completely shattered his.
âSo.â You lower your head to his level where he sits. âHow are you doing, Chef?â
He takes a long sip of his coffee. Stews on the question before he spills his guts, calmly. âIâm sitting outside of the restaurant I started that I own, and my brother should be here, but heâs not andâ And I was locked in a fuckinâ freezer on my opening night, which was my own fuckinâ faultâ And the tape is wrong and the painting is stupid and that new hire did meth so now weâre down one.â He takes a deep breath.
âAnd we have Heinz instead of Frenchies, and itâs fine. Thatâs the fucked partâ Itâs fine. The ship did not sink without meâ It went fine. Better, maybe. My problems arenât fuckinâ problems. Iâm just making it worse for myselfâ everyone. And I know Syd is mad at me, and I know myâ My girlfriend? Is mad at me, and I know that Iâm gonna break up with her tonight because Iâm not meant to beâ that.â He says the last part fast, more to himself than you, really. And then he finally looks back up at you.
âAnd Iâm telling all of this to the person who saved me from hypothermia and a fuckinââFuckinâ meltdown, who probably thinksâ knows that Iâm a psycho.â
You take a beat before nodding, sitting next to him again, arms crossed. Silent. Contemplative. âI have thoughts.â
He nods, taking a drag. âDonât pull punches.â
âWell, to start most honestly, we must remember, I love Syd. So, Iâm not gonna mince about her.â
âHeard.â
You recall everything Sydney had told you at breakfast. The recap of how she got to this point. âSyd isnât mad at you, sheâs disappointed and distrustful.â
He grimaces. âThat sounds worse.â
âIt is.â
âOh.â
âBut in a way you can fix.â
âHow?â
âHandle shit different. Actually show up to shit and make calls. Manage your priorities by urgencyâ Not by favourites. If I broke my fuckinâ arm and your âgirlfriendâ had a runny nose, who are you taking to the hospital?â
âYou canât take yourself?â
âBitch?â
âKidding. Heard. What else?â
âYouâre not gonna tell her I said this because she would rather die than tell someone she wants something.â You lean closer to him, peeking over your shoulder to make sure no oneâs secretly come from the kitchen. You knock into his knees.
He takes another drag, short, choked. âSure.â
âYou were kind of a bitch about the menu.â
âThe chaos menu? She saidââ
âShe fucking lied. She lied when she said it was fine, Carm, it does not take a psychic to read Sydâs mind.â You interrupt, taking a sip of your coffee. âShe was so excited to get to build a menu, especially withââ you, ââa partner, and then you completely ditched her. And then you just made your own! Total control freak shit! Cut her out of the fun part of being head chef completely! You get to invent masterpieces and she picks out the best cheap plate? Fuck is that?â
He nods contemplatively, poking his inner cheek. âYeah, that, that makes sense. Thatâs shitty.â He turns his gaze from looking ahead to face you, hand over the bottom half of his face. âWhat else?â
âYouâre reactive.â
âNo shit.â
âHow long do you think you were locked in the walk-in for?â
He swallows, thinking. âLike⊠an hour?â
âIt had been 23 minutes.â
âOh.â
âYou catastrophize, itâs a fancy therapy word,â You cannot help but be impressed by this white man writing down the word in his phone for later. âIt means, basically, when something bad happens you blow it completely out of proportion into something it isnât. Your opening night was definitely a bummer from being in a freezerâ But be honest with yourself, would you have let yourself have a good night if you werenât in there?â
ââŠNo.â
âNo. Which is also bad. Which brings me to my key point.â
He tenses up, preparing for you to rip into him further.
âYouâre doing a good job, Carmy.â
He immediately swivels back to you, almost dropping his phone. Knee knocking into yours. âFuck off.â
âI will not.â
âYou just said I was a catastrophe.â
âFully not what I said.â
âI read between the lines.â
âCarmen.â
You take a breath, putting your arms on your knees, bent over. âThe restaurant is beautiful, your cooks are talented and theyâre preparedâ So prepared that they can handle 23 minutes without you. Thatâs a good thing. Youâre threaded into The Bearâ The ship didnât sink, not because you werenât there, but because you had been. Everyone had the tools they needed to succeed, even with Heinz, a Mid painting, and torn tape. And listenââ You take one last sip of your coffee. âYou need to check your ego if you think youâre the first man Iâve coaxed through a panic attack while doing a repair.â
He laughs, half-heartedly. He scratches his nose. âHeard. Yeah, thank you, Chef.â
âI donât know shit about the meth thing though, I really couldnât tell you.â You smile when this coaxes a better laugh out of him. Youâre considering a career in stand up exclusively for him because it feels like such a reward to hear it.
âAnd the girl?â He asks. Amusement tinging but leaving his voice.
You click your teeth, shrugging your shoulders at him. âBased purely on your hesitation to say girlfriend, Iâd say yeah, probably not ready for a relationship.â You reach your hand out to his shoulder when he flops his head down. âBut, just asking, is this your first relationship?â
He thinks for too long before nodding slightly. âFirst one.â
âFirst restaurant too?â
He nods again.
âYeah.â You pat his shoulder before letting it go, opting to hold your cooling cup. âI know youâre a Michelin star fuckinâ big deal but like, me personally, I canât name a thing I got perfect the first time I did it.â
Thereâs something in his eyes, when you say that. Something wistful, nostalgic, hurt? No. Something different.
âItâs not that I didnât do perfectââ
âYouâll do better next time.â
He wrings his hands together between his knees. âYeah.â
âYouâre gonna be fine, Carm.â
âYouâre good at that.â He sniffs, head down, scratching his nose.
âAt what? Self-help?â
He exhales what just barely sounds like a laugh. âKinda. Sâjust, when you say it, you say it in a way where I actually believe it.â
Youâre getting the fuck out of here before they open for dinner. Youâre not letting anyone down tonight motherfucker. The Berf shall prevail. Maybe a win here will feel like a win for Carmen, too.
You run the sink to wash your hands, as youâve done before hereâ But since fixing the pipes and the pressure⊠Somethingâs⊠different. You pause your scrubbing, listening closely.
âŠ
When the sink is running, the gurgling flow of water from the toilet stops. Huh. You stop and start the faucet a few times to verify this. Yeah. You stare for a long moment before connecting the dots, then punch the sink in realization.
âFucking Mikey!â
âWhatâd he do this time?â
You twist around. Ah, other sibling. Natalie. Clipboard in hand, business ready. You take a beat before remembering to smile, nodding to the sink behind you. âHe connected the tank flow to the toilet and the sink with one wire.â
She tilts her head, squinting. âWhy would he do that?â
âI suspect to save water?â You spin around, kneeling down to look behind the sink. âI think the idea was to have the sink not function when the toilet is flushing. But, it uh, well, did the reverse, kinda. Toilet doesnât function when the sink isnât running.â
âOh.â
âSo uh,â You shut the valve under the sink. âYour water bill should go down a little after this, since it wonât be running into what is an essentially a second trap pipe.â
âOh!â Did she get what you said? No. But she doesn't need to. She heard âbill should go downâ and thatâs really all she needed. âThank you!â
âNot a problem. Sâmy job.â You stand, shutting off the valve to the toilet as well. As you kneel down to work again, you feel her gaze burning into your back. You donât turn to face her. âYou have questions.â
âOh, ah⊠Am I so obviousâ?â
âYes.â Youâre too quick to answer, unbolting the wires where it attaches to the toilet and the ground. You sniff with a panicked, âAh, uh, itâs endearing.â
Sheâs quiet, for a moment. She doesnât ask you what she actually wants to ask you, and you know that. âWell, Iâll need to exchange info for your invoice.â
âAh, donât worry âbout that, your brother already covered it.â You stand once more, before going to the sink to undo itâs valve, you fish through the deep pocket of your jumpsuit, pulling out a crumpled business card and handing it to her.
âBut itâs good to have my info on hand, for sure. Itâs ah⊠Kinda old.â Kinda is an understatement. Your dadâs name is still on it, scribbled out in pen and replaced with yours. The dead business line is also scribbled out in exchange for your personal cell.
âItâs uh⊠I usually only work for friends and family, these days, so Iâve kinda stopped trying to keep up appearances.â
She smiles at it. Thank God, she finds it charming and not sloppy. She tucks it into the clasp of her clipboard. âThatâs fine, we are friends and family.â
All you can do is nod, pivoting to the sink. There's a beat of peace.
âDidnât see you at the funeral.â
Ah. There it is. For a Bear, she sure knows how to poke one. You stutter in unscrewing the bolt.
âWouldâve been nice to meet you, then.â
You clear your throat, it's strangled. âYeah, I think I was trying to avoid introductions, honestly. Grief comes in different ways, eh?â
âDoes it?â
âMine does.â You swallow, unbolting the wire. With it free, you can just yank it out of the wall. God, forgive your brain, but Mikey was right, she does like to fight. Too bad you donât.
She just hums in reply, watching you pull the wire from the wall. âYouâre a real lifesaver.â
Fuck. Fuck. Lifesaver? Is she fucking with you?
âThat toilet sprayed me right in the face, yesterday. And you saved Carmen.â Thereâs an amused lilt to her voice. Sheâs not fucking with you. âThereâs something about a handywoman that Fak cannot match.â
You can hear a faint âHey!â through the walls. You laugh through an exhale.
âAgain, sâmy job. I do my best. Did uh, what was it, Terry come by for the walk-in? I wasnât looking when I was there.â
You sort through your tools, deciding caulking the holes closed is probably the best option.
âHe came over basically overnight to fix it, bless him, still donât know his name.â
You laugh, itâs a little strangled. So Carmen did stay overnight. He mustâve. You smooth out the caulk with your thumb and a palette knife. Blending it into the grout as best as you can. âGood. Good.â
You dust yourself off. Standing. âWell. Thatâs uh. Thatâs my job done. Carmen asked me aboutââ
âBolting down the booths?â She nods, checking the time on her watch. Thereâs not enough time before lunch to do it now. Plus you donât have the screws. âYouâre free to come by in the morning tomorrowââ
âBut?â You interrupt, throwing your tool bag over your shoulder.
âBut?â
âYou said free like youâve got a preference, what do you prefer?â
She chuckles, slightly. There is something about you that feels familiar. âIf you could come after close tonight around 12, that would be niceââ
âItâs done. Iâll be there.â
âLifesaver. I'll give you the code.â
Fuck.
Always gotta give the reader/mc some sort of mysterious background that even you don't have all the info on. Always.
Hehehehe, again, we're slowing this burn so much. Strangers to Friends to lovers but they're both so comfortable in friends it's hard to move !!
Forewarning, btw, if you've already sunk 10k worth of words into your brain for me (thank you!! I hope you've enjoyed!!), I've never written smut before and I feel like I probably will not build up the courage to do so by the end of this series, but I could prove myself wrong, I dunno. But warning in case that's your thing!! I might blue ball you babe!!
Pretty please tell me your thoughts or I'll eat my Berf shirt. Collector's value!! Thrown away!!
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S1E6 â The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives P3 - from Sunday (the very first day of the rest of their lives) up to the departure of Shadwell and Madame Tracy
So here we are, the last day of the storyline. I was fairly sure the phrase âthis is the first day of the rest of their livesâ (or variations on the theme) is commonly used at weddings to the newly married couple, so I Googled it, and aside from an awful lot of Etsy links to wedding items emblazoned with the slogan, I came across this lovely summation of the phraseâs meaning:
I mean⊠wow. Thereâs so much that I could try to unpack there and apply directly to Crowley and Aziraphale (probably more so the latter of the two), I donât really know where to start. So maybe I wonât. Call me lazy, but this definition says everything I could ever want to say about the use of this phrase being applied to this point in the storyline, and does so very eloquently.
Alright, next observation. When we rejoin Aziraphale(/Crowley), itâs broad daylight. There are lots of people milling around. When we saw both him and Crowley last, it was fully dark. The location they were in was a rural village and they were catching a normal scheduled bus. I donât know about you, but Iâve lived in a rural village with a scheduled bus service, and I can assure you, they do not run through the night. We also know that Tadfield is only about an hourâs drive out of London. All of this means we have a period of time unaccounted for. I know that we will later come to discover that they have performed the body switch during this time, but we also know, from the switch reversion we see in the park, that it takes mere seconds to do. Given that the previous conversation between the two of them involved an invitation from Crowley for Aziraphale to stay at his place, I think itâs probably reasonable to assume that this is exactly what has happened. As a reminder, and because I actually havenât brought it up for a while, my head canon is that they are already romantically involved as a couple at this point, so let me just say that a little louder to try and convey my excitement about this.
WE KNOW AZIRAPHALE STAYED THE NIGHT AT CROWLEYâS! HE STAYED OVER! AT CROWLEYâS FLAT! THEY DEFINITELY, 100%, SPENT THE NIGHT TOGETHER!
I know, I know, they could have just carried on drinking and chatting shit like we saw them doing in episode 1. But that is definitely not what happens in my head. This pair have a lot of making up to do. Also, this is my blog and my head canon. So there.
Ahem. Right. Now thatâs out of the way, letâs take a moment to give praise where itâs due to Michael and David in these body switch scenes. The differences in their respective characters are noticeable but subtle. You could genuinely believe that Aziraphale and Crowley are actually Aziraphale and Crowley if you werenât fully paying attention, which I suspect most of us werenât the first time we watched the show, which is (yet another) indicator of what incredibly talented actors they are. I think itâs more obvious that Crowley isnât really who he appears to be, but thatâs not to do with the acting â it's the tartan collar and the fact that he doesnât get into the Bentley. I think we all know Crowley would never get into a taxi when his beloved car was right there (especially when he thought it was lost forever), which he looks pleased to see but not overjoyed. This is a parallel of Aziraphaleâs reaction to the bookshop he thought had burned to the ground â itâs unexpectedly reserved, almost assessing.
Iâm actually a little bit sad that we didnât get to see the real Aziraphale going back to his shop to find it back in one piece â I have a suspicion that would have been one absolutely ecstatic angel. Instead we see an uncharacteristically stoic reaction throughout the evaluation of the building. What is really telling is that Crowley (as Aziraphale) knows the inside of the bookshop well enough to be able to pick out a new set of books that werenât there previously, which is a pretty clear indication as to how much time he spends there. The final Clue weâre given that Aziraphale isnât really Aziraphale comes in the only line of dialogue we hear in this section. Itâs brief:
Letâs set aside, just for a moment, the fact that the wording is rather un-Aziraphale-like (I donât think he would liaise those words together: âThose are newâ), and that the simple brevity of the sentence is similarly uncharacteristic, and even that there are no typical flustery hand gestures that we would typically associate with an excited angel. What really drives this Clue home, for me at least, is the entire pitch of Aziraphaleâs voice is considerably lower than we are used to. Much closer to Crowleyâs pitch in fact. Itâs subtle, partly because the line is short, and thereâs another ever-so-subtle difference in (Aziraphale as) Crowleyâs gait when he walks to the taxi â itâs missing a bit of that typical Crowley swagger. Those tiny differences go to show how well Michael and David know each other that they can replicate mannerisms of a character that the other one plays so accurately, and I think we would all agree that without that chemistry this show really wouldnât be what it is. Thanks guys, and fucking brilliant work.
Easter egg time: the âJust Williamâ books that have manifested in the bookshop appear to be a duplicate of the same set of books on the bookshelf in Adamâs bedroom, which (considering Adam is responsible for the bookshopâs restoration) might explain how they ended up in the bookshop.
Thereâs a bit of dialogue in the scene with Anathema and Newt that suggests something that really is only hinted at in the series: that the people involved in the events of the day before donât really remember them very clearly.
ANATHEMA: Did we save the world yesterday? NEWT: I donât know.
This concept is made clearer in the book, with most people finding it difficult to believe that it is in fact Sunday, because they donât really remember their Saturday at all.
Just in case you werenât aware, the piece of music that the brass band is playing in St. Jamesâs Park is actually another Queen song called âLazing on a Sunday Afternoonâ, which is a lovely little double-edged Easter egg (it being Queen and the story actually taking place on a Sunday at this point). And if youâre me (which, last I checked, I was), thereâs an extra bit of excitement to be had in the lyrics of this song. You see, itâs my head canon that Crowley and Aziraphale actually get married on this particular Sunday, after the lunch at the Ritz. So imagine the squeal of delight that issued forth from my mouth when I read references to proposing and going on honeymoon in the lyrics. I mean, they donât fit perfectly but hey, the song was written 15 years before the book â not everything can be so serendipitous.
Now, I love the fact that Aziraphale (as Crowley) orders the real Crowley an ice cream without hesitation as much as the next person. It really does show how much time they spend together.
My question is this: is the ice cream the personal preference of Aziraphaleâs bodyâs physical taste buds, or Crowleyâs mental personal preference? I can understand that might look a little complicated, so let me ask the question a different way: when Aziraphale and Crowley are in their own bodies, which one favours the ice cream, and which one the strawberry lolly? The answer doesnât really matter, I just felt like it was a bit of a brain twister. Philosophical questions about body switches aside, the conversation here has a few more Clues peppered around for us to spot. As with (Crowley as) Aziraphaleâs voice in the bookshop, (Aziraphale as) Crowleyâs voice, at times, is subtly higher-pitched than we are used to, and his words more articulated. Thereâs also the fact that, when we first see the pair together again, Crowley (as Aziraphale) has taken up his usual position on (Crowley as) Aziraphaleâs left.
It looks unnatural because weâre so used to seeing them the other way around. Crowley (as Aziraphale) does remedy the situation, and Iâm sure it must be a conscious decision, because Iâm also sure standing on the right side of Aziraphale would feel very unnatural for him. In fact, I not only think itâs a conscious decision, I think Aziraphale (as Crowley) signals to him that heâs on the wrong side. Itâs tiny, and you could mistake it for a literal tongue-in-cheek moment when he asks about the bookshop, but itâs followed by a covert flick of the eyes to the right from Crowley (as Aziraphale), just before he moves casually to the other side.
Can we say non-verbal communication? We know very well thatâs a running theme in the show. And all of these subtle Clues as so easy to miss because the whole conversation is so cautious, spoken low so we have to concentrate on hearing what theyâre saying, distracting us from the things that would give the game away. Which includes the fact that both of them ask after the singular material object that matters most to them, despite the fact that the one asking about it isnât the one it matters to (jeez, this is getting really confusing, isnât it?). They manage to pass it off as casual conversation in their conspiratorial tones, but in fact itâs a plea for information. The final Clue comes to us in (Aziraphale as) Crowleyâs use of the phrase âtickety-booâ, which should be a glaring indicator that the being on the floor is not who he pretends to be. We certainly never hear Crowley use this phrase, and he himself pointed out that itâs unusual even for Aziraphale to use it unless something isnât right, but we can dismiss it as the ramblings of somebody who has just been hit very hard over the head with a crowbar, something that the warped rendition of the brass band in the soundtrack tells us is highly likely.
Side note: there is obviously another Sound of Music reference here in the departing words of the kidnappers. These references have previously been used to indicate an association with bad things happening that have been caused by Heavenly involvement. And as a personal side note, I was clearly delighted at myself when I wrote the words âitâs a bad omenâ on my notes about this particular point because I wrote it in capital letters with a smiley face at the end. What. A. Saddo.
Letâs talk briefly about the face (Crowley as) Aziraphale pulls when Gabriel teases him about what they have planned for him.
I love this expression because it carries subtext on a couple of different levels. If youâre of the belief that this is really Aziraphale in the chair (which I think most of us would have been on first watch), it appears knowingly sarcastic, along the lines of âI sincerely doubt Iâm going to enjoy any of thisâ, but if youâre already in the know about this really being Crowley, the subtext is more along the lines of âI really did see this coming, thatâs why Iâm not really Aziraphale, you slimy turdâ. And the genius thing about the way that Michael plays it is that this singular expression fits either one of those possibilities perfectly.
Little side note: âwank wingsâ is my absolute favourite insult used in the entirety of this series, hands down. Also, a little question: if a tiny dribble of holy water is enough to completely obliviate a demon (see Ligurâs demise), why was it necessary for Michael to fill a bath with the stuff? The only obvious reason I can think of is so that we get to see (Aziraphale as) Crowley wearing his socks whilst in the bath and asking for a rubber duck, and to be honest if thatâs the sole reason, Iâm good with that.
Tiny possible Easter egg: Michaelâs response to (Aziraphale as) Crowleyâs comment about the liquid being holy water is the same as Aziraphaleâs own response when asked what the contents of the flask were in 1967:
The holiest.
It was only whilst rewatching this episode for these write ups that I realised that the snarky comment from (Aziraphale as) Crowley wasnât just there for comedy or for him to give his persecutors a bit of cheek.
This is a new jacket, and Iâd hate to ruin it.
Which it sort of is, it having a tartan collar at Aziraphaleâs liking. I donât think this is a coincidence, not least because the original script line is âthis is a new suitâ, but also because we know from episode 2 that Aziraphale has a bit of a soft spot about jackets.
Hold on a minute, just hold on one bloody minute. What the hell is this noise?
I only heard it by chance when I was trying to clip something else. Do you hear it? Itâs pretty subtle (not to mention short) so I turned the recording levels on the clip up. For context, this is right before he asks if itâs ok for him to take his jacket off. Thereâs the rising sound of a choir singing in an open vowel sound that ends abruptly with a little âtingâ noise. I think it sounds an awful lot like one of the collection of sounds weâve been introduced to that signify that a miracle has just performed. And if thatâs true, what miracle has just been performed and by who? This one will genuinely keep me awake tonightâŠ
Back on Earth, we see Shadwell reading a book which appears to be about psychic phenomena and demonology, complete with a very accurate rendition of the demon that was just destroyed in the bath of holy water. Presumably his choice of literature has been influenced by the events of the previous 24 hours. Somebody has made some sort of notes or markings on the adjacent pages, but unfortunately I cannot make out what they are. Heâs also listening to âJerusalemâ again (as he was in episode 4), which makes me wonder if he has any other music other than that in the apartment at all.
There are two things in the text that I find interesting, one of which is more of an Easter egg. Itâs very difficult to see because the writing is so small, but there is a reference to the author of the New Aquarian publication that Anathema and Adam so adore:
The other lies in the following passage of text:
...if communication with those who have been possessed or passed into the unseen be possible, why should it be necessary to have a connecting link in a so-called medium or demon hunter, especially a perfect stranger and of other order of mind? Surely our loved ones who have recently entered the spiritual world would try to communicate directly with them dearest to them: a father or mother would be more likely to be sensitive to the spiritual presence of their beloved child that an uncongenial stranger.
This feels like it might be a reference to Aziraphaleâs actions after he was discoporated â he returned to the being dearest to him knowing that he would be more likely to sense his presence. If this is the case and this was purposeful, I am once again struck by the incredible attention to detail on display. It makes it so obvious that this was a show loved by everybody involved in its creation, and they have every right to be proud of their achievements.
Thereâs quite a lot to cover about Shadwell and Madame Tracyâs relationship in the remaining 20 minutes of the episode so itâs nice to see that thereâs no time wasted in reminding the audience that they have been living an odd sort of joint existence for a while (not actually that dissimilar to our hero pair really) â his insistence that she leave the plate outside the door speaks volumes about this not only being a regular occurrence, but that this arrangement (no pun intended) is one that both parties are comfortable with. And letâs just take a moment to appreciate how smitten Shadwell is when he sees Madame Tracy at the door. Itâs especially lovely because the outfit sheâs wearing is deliberately plain and unflattering, yet seems to be of immense pleasure to him.
And just as a quick side note, I LOVE that shot from above of Shadwell leaving his own apartment and entering Madame Tracyâs. Thereâs something about it thatâs so slick, and it feels like weâre being shown that the barriers between this couple were all of Shadwellâs own making because the walls and doors are so easy to traverse.
Do we think thereâs something of an ironic anti-racism/anti-xenophobia joke in the little exchange between Baddicombe and Newt? I do not wish to cause offence to anybody, so I will try and demonstrate the point Iâm trying to make with the following clip instead (which, very appropriately, the actor who plays Baddicombe is actually in):
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Possible Easter egg: the year that the law firm that Baddicombe works for was established in 1692, the year that the Salem witch trials began in Massachusetts.
The next scene is the last we see of Shadwell and Madame Tracy (at least for this season, whoâs to say they wonât be back in season 3?), and sadly I donât have much to say about it other than this is the only time we ever hear Shadwell being honest about the size of the Witchfinder Army. I donât think heâs ever lied to himself about the fact, but heâs certainly not been telling the truth to other people.
This part has gone on for quite a bit (surprise miracle noise can take part of the blame for that one), so I feel like the last sighting of a pair of characters might be a convenient place to wrap this part up. Bye (for now) Shadwell! Bye (for now) Madame Tracy! As always, questions, comments, discussion: always welcome. See you for the next one đ
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I am so happy that I finally found someone I can talk to about my resident evil 8 Au! It has been stuck in my mind forever and I have been dying to find someone to talk to about it! I have a couple more ideas that go along with it!
First Miranda 100% experimented on the family because she wanted to see that interaction between the magic and the black mold. I think that she would force Mirabel to do it just as a sick sort of test and to see if she actually would. Maribel was so afraid of what would happen to them if she didn't that she went ahead and did it even though she hated herself for a long time afterwards for doing it.
Mirabel doesn't have her glasses anymore because the mutations fixed her eyes and Miranda refuses to allow her to wear a fake pair because in her words "You are my perfect creation You will not sully yourself with fake imperfections." She like Isabela has to play a perfect act but unlike Isabela if she falters or doesn't do what Miranda wants she will be severely punished which doesn't happen very often, her punishments are considered severe even for The lords because in Miranda's eyes she supposed to be her perfect creation and she's not allowed to falter from it so anyone that Mirabel does save she does so in extreme secrecy oftentimes faking their deaths so that Miranda doesn't know The few times that she was caught were extremely bad, to the point where a couple of the Lords had to step in to get Miranda to stop before she actually killed her.
Anyone that she is forced to experiment on that dies is buried in a graveyard near her house she gives them a proper burial and tombstones and personally takes care of each one to try and make amends.
I also agree that her silk can be used for armor it is extremely sturdy and it's basically indestructible she also can use it to cocoon people but she doesn't because when she cocoons people it liquefies anyone inside, which she learned the hard way when she was trying to stop someone from dying when she was little. She also not only can control moths but they are like small little aspects of herself kind of like the Ravens are for Miranda.
Her relationship with Monroe is kind of weird because he to me is very childlike especially when it comes to the other lords (calling Mother Miranda just mother and referring to the other Lords as his brother and sisters) he tries to manipulate her but in a way that would make Miranda view him in a better light kind of like a middle brother annoying their youngest sister because their mom's favorite. Alcina 100% was extremely excited by the idea of actually raising a daughter who she could watch grow/age/ develop, The daughters were actually really excited at the idea of having a baby sister that they could watch and protect and play with and were heartbroken when Mirabel had to go especially Daniela(she was so excited not to be the youngest anymore and to have a baby sister). So when Miranda gives Mirabel back her family not only is alcina extremely jealous/envious but so are the daughters because "if Miranda was just going to give her a family why couldn't she have been in their family?" The girls don't understand that it's her biological family.
I don't think that Miranda would have the creepy Casita collapse when she punished them (That would just be a lot more work for her because then she would have to figure out where Maribel and the family could stay in the meantime) I think she got mad at Mirabel for not paying attention to her work like she had been before because her family was there and went to "lightly correct her" and basically slapped her across the face in front of the entire family they went to protest/ protect her and that's where they all got punished.
Speaking of the family I realized I didn't go into how they were kidnapped or how they meet Mirabel again. When they were kidnapped Miranda basically just drugged All of them one by one (starting with Dolores) in the night and put them in a giant metal box with air slits that was completely soundproof she was thoughtful enough to put some food and water in there but that was it, The time it took to get from the encanto back to the village was like 2 weeks almost 3 Miranda refused to talk to them during that entire time so by the time they get there they are completely terrified and have no idea what's going on Miranda then drugs them again cleans them up ties them all up and kind of like Ethan has a meeting with all of the Lords she has the four Lords come first and basically tells them that the people in front of them are a surprise present for The fifth Lord "for all of her hard work and devotion" she doesn't say her name because she also wants it to be a surprise for the family as well just because she wants to see their reactions because she's sadistic like that. When Mirabel gets there they have bags over their heads as well as gagged so she doesn't know who they are at first, Miranda basically give her a speech about how she's perfect/is so devoted and loyal That Miranda decided to give her an award because unlike any of the other Lords she doesn't ask for things she tells Mirabel to close her eyes takes the bags off of all of their heads then tells her to open her eyes when she does she sees her entire family sitting there she is of course absolutely shocked and horrified but plays it off really well and acts extremely grateful and happy that this happened.
When the family first got to her house Maribel was kind of standoffish she didn't really know how to interact with her family and was afraid of accidentally hurting them/having them see her as a monster but couldn't help having an extremely obvious soft spot for Antonio she of course told them the danger that they were all in the first night they were there because she didn't want them to be caught off guard by anything else but it didn't really click until Miranda punished them just how dangerous everything is.
Of course âŒïžâŒïž I mean even if I wasnât into RE Iâd listen. But Iam. And I will listen closer and draw <33
ANYWAYYYYYY MIRANDA. We have beef. I mean Iâve never liked her. But making Mirabel experiment on her own family??? You know I think this might be the one time where she breaks down and tries to defy Mother Miranda. I mean itâs bad enough she has to do it to innocent people, and be just canât with her family. I mean she ends up doing it anyway, probably because Miranda threatened to kill them but still, she was so guilty đđ
Mirabel being close with Lady D and her daughters before hand (and I assume after) is sweet though. Probably the only somewhat positive thing going on for her before her family came. I mean Alcina was basically a second/foster mother to Mirabel. And the girls really loved her, and actually felt some sympathy for her whenever she got punished. Daniela feeling said and getting to feel like a big sister is so important to me what <\\\\33 and Mirabelâs powersâŒïžâŒïž The moths being a small part of her reminds me of The Artist from DBD, thatâs so cool đ€ glad you agree on the armor part đčđč
Also the perfect thing, Iâm not surprised. Mirabel definitely has more pressure to follow Mirandaâs orders, more than the other lords. Not even because sheâs youngest, she is by far the most suitable of the them, and therefore, Miranda wants her to reflect that perfection. Mirabel being punished is so sad đ Miranda is not above getting psychological and physical either in the game. Which is INSANE đ and then her family got punished for defending her, which is wild đŠ
ALSO HER KIDNAPPING HER FAMILY ONE BY ONE WHAT DUHâŠMirabel was probably so scared for her family, wondering what Miranda had done to them (though she technically hadnât)t done anything seriousâ not yet anyway). She just acted it out and Miranda somehow fell for it. Heisenberg was probably rolling his eyes during Mirandaâs speech because 1, he hates her, and 2, heâs tired of hearing Miranda drone on and on (again) about how Mirabel is the best among them lmao
Also Mirabel trying to warm them to basically always be on your toes and walk around on eggshells around Miranda. She probably felt so bad when they got punished because she felt like she did ât protect them or tell them enough to keep them safe and away from Mirandaâs wrath đ§
you think Miranda like??? Projects onto Mirabel. Like she dresses Mirabel how she wouldâve dressed her daughter if she was still alive. And when Mirabel gets older she slowly lets Mirabel make her own clothes (with her silk) Idk đŽïž
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amends; bucky barnes
pairing bucky barnes x Black! afab fem! reader
summary bucky's therapist told him he needs to make amends. and that included with himself. but this one, he can't quite bring up in the session next week.
contents smut; riding, nipple play, kissing, soft and slow sex, he cums inside, uses of "girl", coded language (clit)
words 1205
notes reupload from my old blog. part of a series! the next part is already uploaded.
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yori told you about his friend, tall dude with blue eyes, looked like he hadnât been with a girl in 100 years. yori had failed to mention that he had a metal arm, or that he was.. you know.. who he was. you were not expecting the guy to be james âbuckyâ motherfucking barnes, or for him to be so pretty in person. despite all of that, though, you hit it off immediately, and thatâs how you ended up here.
his hands trail up your sides while you take him slow and soft, rock your hips back and forth on his length. heâs so fucking responsive, the slightest touch eliticing sweet moans and groans that youâd pay to hear forever, charge it to the super soldier serum running through his veins, his senses heightened to 10. praises spill from his mouth almost on instinct, mind fucked with how good you feel, how wet you are, how tight you clench around him.
âgod, honey, youâre treating me so good, canât believe a sweet girl like you knows how to work me so well.â his eyes flutter between open and shut, the soft baby blues conflicted on whether to close in pleasure or watch the goddess above him fuck him so good. the cool metal of his vibranium arm contrasts with the heat thatâs almost radiating off of your skin as he slowly tweaks a nipple, rolling slowly to gauge your reaction, attentive to every slight movement of your body. every little sound, every small moan that leaves your mouth brings him higher and higher, the super soldier persona melting away into something softer, sweeter, something more wrecked.
âi know, james, it feels so good, doesnât it? fucking you nice and good.â you say with a soft sigh, indulging in the way his metal hand feels against the searing heat of your skin. he feels it, feels the way youâre giving yourself to him just as he's giving himself to you, those sweet words leaving your mouth like itâs nothing. he loves the way you use his real name, the one he never lets anyone say. he didnât even care when you said it the first time, when you laid him down and told him you were going to take good care of him. you had him trapped from the beginning. youâre too skilled, melting his brain with the things you say to him, with the promises you whisper as you give him pleasure like heâs never felt before. the women before you always took and took and never gave, but youâre something different. something so much better. and thatâs what his therapist told him he needed. something better.
as you circle your hips on him, your motions soft and slow and almost designed to break him down, he canât help but shut his eyes as they roll back, succumbing to the sensation youâve overtaken his body with. heâs entrusted himself to you more easily than he thought, not even flinching when you bring a hand to flick at his nipple, mimicking his motions from earlier. âdoes that feel good, james?â you ask, though you know it does. the way he groans is enough evidence. but you want to hear him say it.
âgod it feels so good honey, everything feels so fucking good.â he canât say anything else, canât find the words to describe what youâre doing to him other than so good. heâs still enamored with the way his name slips off your tongue like itâs natural, the lilt in your voice, the sweetness of your tone drawing him farther into this untapped reserve of pure bliss. itâs so much for him, his senses being overridden with you and only you. he can smell your arousal, hear the blood running to that swollen bud, feel you everywhere. youâve reduced that enhanced brain to nothing but nothing, only concerned with the smooth rocking of your hips and the way you clench around him. nothing else matters but your gentle pinches at his nipple, and the way you grab his face in both hands, leaning down to entrap his lips in a kiss, tender and slow, just like everything else youâve given him tonight. he falls into your rhythm immediately, hand leaving your chest to rest on the side of your face, entangling his fingers in your hair.
the kiss drags him deeper into this ocean of .. whatever youâve done to him, this spell youâve put on him. his flesh hand slides down to your ass, just resting there, just wanting to feel you. he never wants the kiss to end, never wants to breathe if it means having to detach from you. âiâm close, james.â you whisper against his lips before meeting them again, and he takes your kiss like itâs the last one heâll ever get from you. you feel him start to thrust up slowly, adding to the reservoir of pleasure you both are swirling in.
âiâm gonna come with you, honey, youâre gonna make me come so hard.â heâs so ruined, so broken by you. his metal hand graces across your skin to find your clit, rubbing it soft and slow. he drinks up your moan of his name, meeting your hips with his, brings his flesh hand to the side of your face just to feel you more. you just nod at his confession, not daring to break this kiss, your moans growing as he continues his soft teasing of that bud. he whines as you detach from him, needing to breathe but hating it all the same. you rest your forehead against his, catch his eyes with yours as you build each other up higher.
âiâm gonna come, james, gonna come for you.â he groans at your words, speeds up on your clit, never stops looking into your eyes. he wants you to come for him so bad. he needs it. and you can feel it. itâs in the way he fucks into you more desperation, nods his head, begs you to come for him. right now, he wants to make amends with the part of him that needs to feel desired. that is what he craves.
âcome for me, honey, please.â and you wouldnât deny him what he asked for even if you could. it takes over you like a wave, makes you curl in on yourself, sink your fingernails into his shoulders. he thinks you look so beautiful as you get lost in pleasure that he gave you, the feelings that he caused to surge through your body. itâs almost magic, the way he follows so closely after you, moaning âso good, honey, so fucking goodâ, coming so hard he swears he blacks out for a second. itâs something heâs never had to feel before, something that even the advanced nature of his brain isnât built to handle. maybe later heâll find words for what youâve done to him. but now, as you come on his cock and he lets go inside your warmth, he has no explanation. he feels content with not knowing what this is. all he knows is that he will find what he needs in you. heâs followed his therapistâs orders.
he has made amends.
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hello im hijacking this post. did you know "BG3" stands for "BlorboGate 3"? it's true! anyway ive already written like 10k for our baldurs gate tavs and now it's your problem.
tldr: man who was raised to believe everything in the monster manual about alignment was 100% factually true (fray, half-elf) travels with two tieflings (right and karlach), gets confused when he discovers they aren't evil baby-eating demons. 4k words, no real content warnings apart from the last bit touching on abusive religious themes.
i wrote this for me and payne sorry if it doesn't make sense bye!!
p.s. this art fucks. I'm going to eat it with my mouth
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I LOOT THE BODY
I. You find: a broken tiefling horn.
Fray shakes the excess blood from his blade, shooting an irate glare Galeâs way. Gale is not paying attention; neither is Shadowheart. They are trying to figure out how to get that gith down from her cage. Shadowheart doesnât want to get her down at all. Gale is telling her thatâs nonsense.
In truth, Fray trusts the gith no more than he trusts the tieflings that are now sprawled on the ground. One dead, one unconscious. They ought to both be dead, their souls freed from the Hellsâ grip. But Gale had threatened to put him in a holding spell if he made a move on the unconscious one, and Fray cannot afford to lose his few allies. The living tiefling will keep its captive a little while longer.
Speaking of tieflings.
That one that was on the ship is lurking around here somewhere. They disappeared at the start of the fight, which is no big surprise. Frayâs just glad they didnât join the other side.
He spots them now, from where theyâve perched themselves atop a high rock. Their eyes linger on him, then drop to his feet. Fray looks, and finds the detached horn of the dead tiefling. It had shattered when Fray brought his sword down on its head.
Vague disgust ebbs through him. He nudges it aside with his boot.
When he looks up again, Right is still watching him.
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II. You find: a pair of tattered hyena ears.
It is one thing to fight a gnoll. It is quite another to see one be born.
The thing that rears up out of the gory mess that was once a dying hyena stands eight feet tall, its spotted coat covered in viscera. It staggers forward a step on unsteady legs and falls, looking for a moment like a warped mockery of the animal that spawned it.
âDemon,â Fray growls under his breath, scarcely audible even to himself, and nocks an arrow.
Thereâs a great deal of brush and overturned carts between him and the monster. Heâll have to wait for a shot. He does, watching the gnoll push itself to its feet again and take a few more wobbling paces. Will it fall upon one of the still-living hyenas to gorge its unnatural hunger, ushering in another gnoll? Or will it sate itself on one of the humanoid corpses that the beasts have already savaged?
He follows the gnoll with his arrowhead, waiting for his shot.
To his surprise, it moves neither for the hyenas nor the humanoids. It wraps its gangly arms around itself and peers around at the massacre that birthed it, its ears pinned back against its head. Slowly a sound becomes audible: the gnoll is making a low, laughing whoop as it looks from body to body. Mocking.
Its still form is a perfect target. The bow twangs once, and an arrowhead buries itself in the back of the demonâs neck. It drops like a stone.
Itâs grim work, making his way into the bloodied spot on the road and making sure everything that needs killing is killed. He severs hyena heads from their bodies with a neat chop of the sword. When he reaches the gnoll, he finds to his surprise that its eyes are still open, and following him. They are wide and whale-eyed, and its tongue lolls with its frantic panting. He must have only paralyzed it.
Grim work, he thinks again as he drives his sword into its brain. The eyes close forever. Gray matter clings wetly to his blade. His stomach turns.
It had only been him, there at the clearing. The others were investigating a trail of goblin tracks, and he only mentions the gnoll that night when they make camp.
When Rightâlooking down at their snake-like tail, curling and uncurling around their hooved ankleâwhen Right says, âDo you know that laughing sound they make?â thereâs no pause to wait for guesses. âThey do it when theyâre distressed. Itâs an âIâm scared, donât hurt meâ noise.â
They pay no attention at all to Fray when they say it, and do not see the way his face twists in disbelief.
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III. You find: a piece of masterwork goblin jewelry.
Frayâs blade bites deep into the shrieking goblinâs back, and it is not shrieking anymore. A rank smell permeates the place, and Fray cannot remember if it was already there when the fight began.
Three goblins lie dead. Another five cool in pools of their own blood in the building behind themâhim and Wyll. Fray wipes blood from his face and looks for the next patrol.
âForgive my asking, but do you have something against goblins in particular?â
Frayâs gaze cuts to Wyll, who watches him expectantly. When Fray does not reply right away he continues. âItâs just that you seem particularly ⊠bloodthirsty, here.â
âTheyâre evil.â
Wyll tilts his head questioningly.
Fray suppresses a groan and straightens up. Why does he have to explain this again and again? His mentor told him the outside world lived in blindness to the Revelation, but really? âEvil god,â he says slowly, trying to meter out his words so his throat does not seize. âEvil acts. Murderers. Torturers. Always. Monsters.â
âQuite the sweeping generalization.â
âThey add nothing good to the world,â Fray snaps. Wyll shrugs, looking over the small, crumpled bodies. As he begins to examine them for anything helpful, Fray tries to clean the blood from his sword.
âLook at this,â says Wyll a minute later. Fray looks as he holds up a small, sparkling object. It is a hairpin, of all things, made of polished bone and inset with tiny pieces of sparkling rock. It is beautiful. Fray immediately wants it. âWhat do you make of it?â
âPretty,â Fray says.
âGoblin make, Iâd wager. I suppose even goblins can make beautiful things, hm?â
Fray looks at the goblin it came from, and how its guts spill out over the cobbles. His gorge rises. He swallows to force it back down.
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IV. You find: a gnawing sense of foreboding.
âFive of us,â Fray grinds out. His throat throbs with pain. âTwo dozen goblins. Need t, to. To thin them out.â
âYou want us to fight two dozen goblins for one gnome,â Right says, unmoved.
âNeeds us.â
âAnd how do you know? Did your sword whisper it to you?â
In answer, Fray jabs a finger toward the distant windmill, where the deep gnome tied to one of its arms yelps again. âMaybe he wants to be there,â says Right. âMaybe heâs a thrill-seeker.â
âGoblins,â Fray repeats, frustrated. âEvil. Savaâsavages. Tormenting him. For fun.â Surely even a tiefling canât deny this is wrong.
Right regards him coolly. âFine,â they say eventually. âWeâll get him down, on one condition. You donât attack without talking first. I donât need my tail chopped off because you couldnât stand the idea of so much as speaking to them.â
Fray grunts irritably. Heâs not going to waste the precious few words he can afford for the day on goblins.
âAgreed?â Right says.
âYou talk,â Fray answers, but he sheathes his sword.
In the end, talking really was all that was needed. It needles at Fray. Right had gotten Gale to do the speaking, and then planted themselves where they could keep an eye on Fray. No blood is spilled. All thatâs required of Fray is a glare at the goblins and a display of running his tongue along his teeth, grasping at his weaponâs hilt. The creature Gale is talking to gives in with nothing more.
Frayâs gut twists with anxiety as he watches the goblins stream out of the shattered place around them, thinking: now theyâll just find some other hapless thing to torture. I could have stopped it.
The sword on his back grows heavy. Its disdain with him crawls over his skin like a slime. Frayâs head swims and his insides seize with trepidation, though if it is for the goblinsâ future victims or himself, he cannot tell.
No one else notices.
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V. You find: two pieces of forbidden fruit.
The monstrous Karlach laughs easily and merrily. She adores Scratch, the dog; she asks Shadowheart about her hair and Astarion about his appetite, when he eats nothing in front of her. (The vampirism is made mention, and she takes the news with a thoughtful look and a question regarding blood-borne diseases.)
Everyone likes Karlach. She is eminently affable. Even Laeâzel, when she makes her once-a-tenday appearances, seems to find her acceptable enough. It shouldnât surprise Fray that Right keeps sneaking glances at her, either. Tieflings with tieflings; it makes sense. And while Karlach makes no overtures of her own, she returns the attention as it is given.
What Fray is not expecting is the envy. The easy swing of the tieflingsâ conversations, the back-and-forth; Karlachâs attention when Right shows her their lockpicks; and, somehow, Rightâs attention when she tells them about her beloved axe. The immediate camaraderie between them chafes in a way that makes Fray feel like there is a sword at his throat. He tells himself it is to be expected, that devil spawn would of course be drawn to one another.
Karlach is eight feet tall, with ember-red skin and one wicked horn. Her body is punctured with metal rings to vent the immense heat she generates. Her very heart is missing. And Right, Right is taller than he, and bigger, yet seems able to disappear at will. Their skin is the same green-gray as the sky before a great storm. They move in silence, their eyes glow like magic light. The pair are both tieflings, and by its nature a tiefling is a kind of evil construct, a flesh-and-blood prison for goodly souls. This is what Fray knows to be true; this is what he has been taught all his life.
Why, then, can he not keep from lingering around them? Why does he make up excuses to cut into their conversations? Why is he consumed with a fiery resentment when he catches them smiling at one another, laughing, happy?
Why can he find nothing evil about them?
When it is his turn to keep watch, Fray shirks his duty. His eyes keep wandering over the sleeping forms of his tiefling companions, tracing Karlachâs warped and scarred flesh, the elegant arch of Rightâs elongated legs.
After Shadowheart comes to relieve him, he lies awake, burning with shame and revulsion for his own thoughts.
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VI. You find: the consequences of your disbelief.
Astarion will not drop a line of inquiry if he thinks he can get away with it. This is how the camp learned that Fray is not, in fact, without means of fluid communication. But Handcant is unique to his Order, taught for the sake of those who have accepted the gift and surrendered their voices. He is not allowed to teach it to anyone, he had explained after Astarion spotted him signing his prayers and made enough of a fuss that the whole camp gathered to see this novel language. âItâs a language?â Gale asked eagerly, when Fray explained it as such. âI do believe I have a scroll of comprehend languages somewhere, I would be fascinated to see if it would work on a non-verbal one.â
âSecret language,â Fray had said, slightly desperately, and Gale mercifully dropped the subject.
Do not be afraid.
Two ethereal arms, so thin as to be skeletal, sign out each word. They hang suspended over where Frayâs blade lies before him, where he kneels before it. Here, in this clearing too distant from camp to be noticed, the presence of his god is overwhelming. The silent signs boom at him, an intense force, like being squeezed. Fray does his best to suppress his flinch.
I say to you, do not be afraid.
But he is afraid. Fear grips Frayâs heart, almost calming in its familiarity. This is part of it. It is not possible for man to stand unafraid before the Revealer; the heart quails before Them. You fear, and know that the fear is proper. You fear, knowing you are unworthy of looking upon Them. You fear, but you know They are good, and just, in all They do.
He repeats the lines of the most comforting canticle he can think of to himself, the words of the Revealing Light from time out of mind: I will guide you faithful to the paths of plenty; I will show you who keep me in your heart the knowledge of right.
Frayed Saint. O best beloved, why do you call upon me?
âMost High,â signs Fray, his head bowed but eyes lifted, as is proper. âI come before you, your sword in the country of evil. I call on you in search of understanding. I walk among those who are unrepentant and those who are suffering. I am fearful of losing my way. I need your guidance, for I cannot find my way alone.â
Tell me your troubles, dear heart.
Fray falters, just for a moment. He checks himself; he is not trembling, which is good. He braces himself and carries on. âSire,â he goes on, focusing on forming each word clearly. âEvil has entered me. I seek a way to cast it out.â The Revealer knows this, and, Fray is sure, knows what must be done to free him of the tadpole. But you cannot simply ask. The Revealer does not grant boons on request. âI travel with others under the same curse, seven of them.â
He hesitates again, remembering watching Wyllâs writhing body as his patron expressed her displeasure.
Speak.
That commanding pressure again. Frayâs heart judders; his breath catches. âForgive me,â he signs hurriedly. âTwo among them are tieflings, and one a vampire. We are joined only until we have freed ourselves, for we are all far from home and allies, but I know I shame you by their company. My lord, I beg your forgiveness in this transgression.â
The sword, below the hands, seems to flash with a violent light. Transgress you have, it booms. Chosen of the gift, you dishonor My name by walking with the wicked?
âYes, sire.â
Very well. Is that all you have to confess?
It is a question, and it is not a question. The Revealer already knows; They are simply making him admit it. It is the least that Fray deserves. âNo,â he signs, and now his hands do quake. âThere is more. The vampireâhe is evil. There is no argument to be made about that. I will accept my correction for tolerating his company with gladness. But my questionâI amâI am struggling with the tieflings.â (Here he grits his teeth and tries to will his pulse to slow.) âI ⊠cannot find fault with either of them. I do not see evil in them, only misguidance. Much of the time they act in accordance with your will.â
The Great Revealer waits for the rest of his confession.
âAnd I ⊠I find myself drawn to them.â
And how is that?
A deep breath under the crushing silence.
âTempted,â signs Fray. His ears burn. He feels ill. âSeduced.â
Such is the company you keep.
âThat is my question. I have been taught that tieflings are against your order, that they are evil. But theseâmy lord, these are not. Must tieflings always be wicked?â
The closeness of that place narrows further. Fray feels as if a thousand eyes are upon him, peeling away his skin, examining every flaw. Then, like a breath being let go, it releases. My son, signs the Revealer. Yours is a heart that longs to see good in the world. Be glad of this. But you must remain vigilant. Is not deceit the chief of sins? Can that which is spawned by devils ever do more than put on a mask of goodness?
Fray is meant to agree. He knows he is meant to agree. It is not his place to argue with gods. Yet his hands lift anyway. âIs it not also taught that the races of men may be of good or of evil?â he protests. âThat no one can be said to be purely good?â Karlachâs laugh. Rightâs smirk. âSurely there are tieflings who could be considered more good than evil!â
The clearing feels, all at once, like the inside of a closed fist. Fray reels from it, words forgotten. Before him, the sword shivers, then leaps upright. One of the hands takes it, leveling it at his face. The Revealer answers aloud.
Be still.
His hands lock. His arms hook themselves behind his back, crossed; reflexively he struggles. That great fear comes rushing back, weaving through his ribs, and his chest heaves. Bile laps at the back of his throat. He thinks of Wyll, passing through the layers of the Hells before his eyes.
âMercy,â he pleads of his master, voice breaking in the quiet of the grove. The sword does not move. âMercy on your s, servant, my lord, I beg you.â
You have been led astray through your negligence of your duties, he is told, the voice patient and implacable as it rings in his ears. Now your faith is under attack. I do this for your benefit, my son, that you might not fall prey to those who would destroy you.
âMy faiâf, faith isââ
Be still, the Revealer commands, and Fray is pulled to his feet by unseen forces. Panic eats at him, guilt and shame floods his mind. He has been disobedient. He has strayed from the path. His arms are released. Prepare yourself.
âSire,â he says, and in his own ears it is a pathetic whine. He stares up along the blade of his own weapon. Not for the first time. âPlease. Please.â
His masterâs voice is clear and calm, but he cringes from it all the same. Do not defy me a second time.
He is too frightened to do anything but what is required of him. Quickly as he is able with his shaking hands, he removes his cloak, his tabard, his shirt. He pins his hair out of the way, haphazard and ugly. Once more he falls to his knees.
Recite your prayers.
The words rattle from his stunted throat, and though he tries to mean them they feel like noise.
O Revealing Light, which shines on all, it is by you that I see the path. Before him his sword begins to glow. Fray closes his eyes to it. Make of me a channel for your blessings, and a font for your grace. He hears the hiss and groan of the metal, and the crackling of the air around it as it heats. He tries to breathe.
Keep me from evil. See me safe to your green places.
The looping, winding, patterned scars that cover much of his bodyâscars precise and beautiful, scars imbued with magic, scars he secretly and shamefully despises for the way they affront his vanityâbegin to shine with holy light. They ache, and then sting.
Forgive me my follies, and purify me of all that is loathsome in your sight.
The scars erupt with pain, like scalding needles beneath his skin. Fray chokes, half-screaming, then marshals himself back to composure. He stumbles over the words, crying out again when the very tip of the white-hot sword is driven into the tender skin of his throat.
I commit myself to you in all things, body and mind and soul.
Frayâs world becomes a confusion, a nonsense, a wounded animal scrabbling and howling in its search for relief. The pain stops short of being unbearable, but as new wounds are drawn around the length of his neck his voice leaves him. He can do no more than mouth the rest.
I thank you for your mercy, wisdom, and love.
The sword is drawn away. The pain stays hot and bright a few seconds longer. It is all Fray can do not to clutch at his throat. Instead he presses shaking fingertips to the place the sword had been, and feels a new scar. It is soft and tender and hurts horrifically to touch. Nausea floods him; he nearly retches.
I do this out of love, Frayed Saint. This mark will protect and mind you. The Hells shall not besmirch my chosen.
âThank you,â Fray tries to sign. It comes out a smear of shaking fingers and wrists. âThank you, Most High.â
I place my faith in you, O best beloved. You know in your heart what the path of right is.
âSo be it,â says Fray, and passes out.
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VII. You find: an unconscious half-elf.
Nearly an hour passes before the bushes stir so faintly they may as well have not moved at all. A delicate hoof presses itself, silently, to the loam and earth. Another follows, and behind them a carefully-held tail, its gray-green skin dappled with shadow and melting into the foliage.
When they reach Frayâs side, Right stops. They consider the beautiful greatsword that lies inert on the leaf litter. They consider the beautiful half-elf that lies unconscious beside it. They consider, cautiously, the ring of faint runes marked around the half-elfâs neck, shiny pink-white. A new set of scars to go with the ornate collection.
They consider the used-up scroll of comprehend language in their hand, and resolve to burn it later.
What will the half-elf do if they wake him, Right wonders, crouching at his side. What will this âFrayed Saintâ make of a tiefling leaning over him, so soon after whatever it was that Right has just witnessed?
It would probably save lives if they were to kill him here, they think to themselves. Thatâs probably the wisest move. This man is genocidally xenophobic at best, and empowered by something that intends to keep him that way. Probably they should kill him, now, before he can do more damage.
But they grip his shoulder and shake him anyway. It takes a long time to stir him awake. âYou look like you had an adventure,â Right remarks as Fray blinks unfocused eyes. His gaze lands on that sword. He lurches back from it, and turns to stare at Right. âEverything alright?â
Frayâs chest began to heave as soon as he caught sight of the sword. He presses his palm to his heart now, visibly trying to calm his breathing. His lips move, but Right canât catch what heâs trying to say. They wait.
âIâm fine,â he gets out, eventually. His voice is splinters and shattered glass. His hair is askew, full of dirt and leaves âWhatâre ⊠why are you ⊠?â
âYouâd been gone for a long time,â Right says, which is true. âAnd you told Karlach youâd show her how to make curry.â
âKarlach?â Fray says, weakly.
âIâm worried sheâs going to try to do it on her own if you donât get back soon.â
âRight,â he says. He grimaces. âY, yes, I mean. Okay.â
âI knew what you meant.â They allow their lamplight eyes to flick across the sword that lies in the dirt before turning them back on Fray with an intent interest. âDidnât expect to see you passed out. Did something happen?â
Fray wets his lips. In the moment when Right had looked away, he had put his hand to his neck, and he takes it away again now. He paws hair from his eyes and pulls his shirt from where it lies beside him, trying and failing to cover the network of scarified patterns that ring his body like stripes on a cat. âCommuning,â he says. He breaks off to cough into his elbow, grimacing with obvious discomfort. âMy patron.â
âMust have been quite the discussion.â Fray fusses with the fabric in his hands, and nods. âWhat was it about?â Right prompts.
A long silence.
âI had sins to confess,â Fray says, sounding sick, and pulls on his shirt.
straight from hell, with love
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Demon Tanjirou Kamado x (FEM) Reader - Prologue: In the Shadows
Pairing: Tanjirou Kamado x (FEM) Reader
Word Count: 1693 words
Warnings: None - this chapter
Notes: This is a Modern Demon AU that will be incorporating yandere themes later on in this series - Iâm not 100% on how many chapters Iâll have and I think itâll probably be dependent on how many people actually enjoy this....
Anyway!
Hope you enjoy this prologue chapterÂ
Prologue - here. >>Â Chapter 1
Your ten years-old and its summer, thereâs a field with wildflowers and butterflies that comes to mind, a feint breeze plays with the gentle fabric of your dress and the ribbon in your hair.
You can remember running with someone â a boy of the same age â laughing with bright smiles. A small warm hand is clasped tightly with yours, tugging you along the dirt path, sunshine dusting your forms.
Thereâs a peach tree in bloom â pretty pink blossoms vibrant and gorgeous against the vibrant greens of the surrounding oaks â that catches your attention.
Your memory blurs.
Things become distorted and the shadows grow long â it scares you.
And then your standing in front of the peach tree, facing the boy, back towards the path home.
 â(Y/N)! (Y/N)! Weâll be together for ever, right?â
 A boy spoke so warmly towards you, his tiny hands clasping yours tightly, a bright smile present on his face â even though his face was a blur of overlapping and constantly changing shadows
He made your little heart thump loudly.
 âOf course! I love you lots and lots -------â You proclaimed with a smile âForever and Always!â
 Peach blossom swirled past you both prettily as your chubby cheek was kissed.
He made you so happy, this warm child that played with you whenever you could leave the house, who gave you wildflowers, trinkets and snacks.
Your memories were warm whenever he was thereâŠ
But why couldnât you remember his face or name?
You can remember your childhood in a vagueness of washed-out colours, sometimes there was sharp contrast â a memory â thatâd bring things back in a wave of nostalgia, much like overlapping water and foamed bubbles.
Certain smells, tastes and a particular shade of red gave you nostalgia for a boy who you remembered but not fully, his face and name lost to you.
Maybe it was because it was almost summer â almost the time to sit around and eat ice-cream â but those feelings of nostalgia and an unknown yearning filled you, got stronger with every year you werenât in that childhood town or houseâŠ.
Part of you was glad that your father was so understanding about your wanting for change from the big city, his demeanour calm and warm as he offered up your childhood home as your new place â a glint of something in his eye â over afternoon tea.
 âI know itâs a lot to ask dadâŠâ You murmured âBut I could pay you rent if you wanted? Iâm sure that thereâll be a job that I coul-â
 âDonât be daft (Y/N)!â Dad chuckled, mug partially raised to his lips âI still own the house, so I can take care of the water and electricity bills and youâll only have to pay for groceriesâ
 Dad smiled, crowâs feet and laughter lines becoming prominent and wrinkling his face. A stranded of peppered black hair fell loosely in front of his face as he giggled quietly at your surprised expression, reminding you briefly of the younger man your dad uses to be â the one whoâd put his hair into a ponytail whenever he cooked or gave you a piggyback ride â before the stresses of life and your mum got too himâŠ
Reaching over the table and clasping your dadâs hand with a smile made you happy (even if it was a little bit) and gave you a small bit of comfort, afterall, you could count on one hand the amount of times dad had been dismissive and/or rude. Heâd always been kind.
Dad was just like that.
 âThanks dadâŠâ
 Dad squeezed your hand in return, gentle and warm and calloused from work.
 âStop ya thanking kidâ He huffed with a twinkle in his eye âIâll drop you off there myself in a couple of days, you reckon you can get packed by then?â
 You simply nodded, a hug of agreement slipping past your lips.
 Time passed quickly after that, afternoon tea turning into staying for dinner with dad â a faint lingering memory from your teenage years of helping make food with him, of laughter and music â and a couple of episodes of a tv programme.
With the passing of time came the lengthening of the shadows.
And the need to go home.
Part of you was surprised at how quickly time had slipped past and changed from afternoon into evening; in fact, you were back at your flat â illuminated by the orange neon glow of streetlamps outside â both earlier and somehow later than expected.
Your flat wasnât huge nor was it small and you couldnât even call it medium sized, it kinda fit somewhere in-between the realm of cosy + friendly and gets messy quickly if you put too many things down â e.g., shopping.
It was home; had been for a good number of years but it was time to move on, the yearning for something that you couldnât place your finger on having set in once again,
 âThe show must go onâŠâ You murmured to yourself ââŠI guess?â
 You went about your business of checking you had indeed locked the door, having a drink and then grabbing pyjamaâs and taking a shower, taking a little time to relax under the semi-warm water before going through your routine of moisturising and dressing.
With a huff you threw yourself back into the warm embrace of your duvet, rolling yourself up like some sort of demented little human caterpillar as your eyelids opened and closed slowly + tiredly before letting you drift off into the dark embrace of sleep.
That night you slept fitfully, dreaming â or maybe remembering? â of something that happened in your confusing childhood once again.
 You were eleven years old and its winter.
The house is cold, its wooden floorboards echoing a loose warmth from the copper pipes beneath and its dark and windy outside.
Youâre wearing your mumâs apron, radio playing faint music as you stir a bowl of cake mix while the blurry faced boy hums to the tune, swinging his legs as he sits on the countertop â heâs not meant to sit there, mum will go mad if she saw himâŠ.
The atmosphere is warm. You feel warm even though its slightly cold, you feel warm whenever youâre with him... Maybe youâre in love?
The oven hums as it preheats.
What were you baking again? Was it cake? Or was it cookies? Maybe Macaroons?
Either way you didnât care â the kitchen became a mess of shadows and stained with blood as you felt sick⊠the kitchen was normal, everything was ok - had your head always felt fuzzy? â you were spending time with your best friend, whoâs form stood stirring a different bowl of unknown mixture â strange, had he always been there?
 âHey, -----,â You murmured, turning towards him with a smile âYou reckon we could finish these in time for dinner?â
The boy remained with his back to you, he hummed, head tilting to the side in thought before looking over his shoulder at you â face a gapping hole of inky black with eyes redder than sin staring at you, no, you didnât remember his face⊠what did he look like again? â with an expression you couldnât see, but you knew it was warm and kind.
 âHmmm, maybe?â he said with a âsmileâ âActually I think by the time these are done, dinner will have already be in progressâŠâ
 You replied, but the words never made it to your ears.
The boy laughed.
The radio still played â was this song backwards? It doesnât sound rightâŠ
The oven still hummed with a warm glow â what was in the oven? Somethingâs cooking⊠whats cooking? â and the faint ticking of the timer he twisted into time.
Something was wrong.
You felt like mush.
Weak.
Brain a honeyed mush as you went through the motions of a memory that you couldnât quite remember and was clearly being twisted and distorted by you dreaming. How strange, had you always been aware that you were dreaming?
Something flickered.
 Fingers were being clicked in your face, you were brought back into it as the warm figure of your childhood friend stood in front of you, his head tilted cutely to the side as his earrings glinted under the light of the kitchen â what strange earringsâŠ.
 â(-/N)! Hey (Y/N)!â His voice was a honeyed worry as his hands clasped yours and the bowl âYou ok? You kinda spaced out on me thereâ
 His words were warm, they trickled in and set themselves heavily in your bones and echoed in your skull.
 What was happening?
 And in that moment, you became deathly aware of something.
 You couldnât speak. You couldnât move. You couldnât look up from the bowl.
He was standing there, still holding your hands, still warmâŠno, he was hotter then warm it wasnât comforting anymore, his touch was heavy and heated instead as you suddenly became aware of the eyes â molten red and filled with something dark â that drilled into you.
 So dark.
 Had his fingernails always been that length? Had they always been so sharp?
 âHey (Y/N)âŠ.â He murmured
 Where was the bowl?
 â(Y/N)âŠ..â
 A chill went up your spine as you were embraced as his breathe tickled your ear.
 â(Y/N)â His voice sweet âIâll find you again, Iâll think about you always after youâve movedâŠâ
 You caught a glimpse of elongated canine in his mouth â when did he get a mouth?! â yet his face remained a blur, pearly whites a sharp contrast to the muddled thing that clouded his face.
 âIâll find you (Y/N)! Itâs a promiseâ
 You were aware of your pinky finger latching into a promise with his as your distorted voice said something that you couldnât hear.
 You woke up in a sweat, in the darkness of your room.
Pyjama top clinging to your skin as you tried to calm your frantic heart, breathe coming out in barely controlled pants as the hazy fog of sleep clung to your brain. A honeyed voice clung to the barely solid thoughts of your brain, as something crept up your spine and in the coming days, weeks and months, youâd come to realise that the feeling was fearâŠ
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Vacation with Johnny Knoxville Headcanons
request: super fluffy vacation HC with Johnny?
getting this man to go on vacation was outright painful
he is a workaholic
you had to demand he take a vacation with you
and he didnât need much convincing
he just had to find time to take a break
you ended up intercepting a work call he was on
âjeff, spike, we both love you very much but i need to teach johnny the meaning of the word vacation.â
he attempted to reach for his laptop which was on the table, so you dived on his lap to stop him
âiâm gonna try and work more often if this is how you stop me.â
you end up nose to nose with your arms wrapped around his neck
âwe could do this all the time on vacation, you know.â
johnny let you choose wherever you wanted to go
he didnât care as long as there was a beach
and you were ensuring thereâd be a beach
the first thing you guys did when you landed was change into swimsuits and head straight to the ocean
you couldnât wait to get in the water
johnny thought it was so cute
amongst other things whilst you had that swimsuit on
he 100% tries to teach you how to surf
cue the two of you trying to balance on one surf board
he had a grip on your waist when you finally managed to stand up
and you didnât know if you should keep trying to fall in if it meant he was going to hold you like that
youâd spend all your time on the beach if you could
offers to put sunscreen on for you every five minutes
âiâm just worried about your skin, honey.â
âworried about the skin on my ass?â
âextremely.â
you couldnât deny that you liked the feeling of his hands rubbing over your back and slowly dropping further and further
but the strange looks you got when he was taking extra care massaging in your sunscreen were enough for you
he loves the pool
is a huge big kid and wants you to get in the pool with him at all times
definitely splashes you
whether youâre in or out of the pool
youâre getting splashed
reading your book by the pool? a six feet tall dripping wet pj will squeeze himself next to you on the chair until you pay attention to him
you get him back by asking him to help you out of the pool once heâs already out and dry
and use all your strength to pull him back in
he tries to make out with you in the pool
in fact tries to make out with you everywhere
âcâmon, look at the view. itâd be rude if we didnât kiss a little.â
the two of you are both very sunburnt and drunk by the evenings
johnny takes you on a romantic stroll down the beach
itâs more of a stumble because youâve both been drinking cocktails
but itâs giggly and spontaneous and you both are so in love
picks you up bridal style and carries you into the water at your protests
you steal his hats all the time
and his sunglasses
he starts wearing a pair on his face and another tucked into his shirt
because he knows youâll steal them
one morning he just places his hat on your head before you leave
you can only grin and knock the cap off again so you can kiss him properly
heâs pouty when you have to go home
you go down to the beach for a few hours before heading to the airport
you lay on your back to tan and all of a sudden johnnyâs lying on top of you with his head on your chest
âokay, iâm not leaving. weâre staying here forever.â
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in--somniumâ:â
It was nice that Pogue and Jayn seemed to be on the same wavelength. Heâd loved Kate, honestly- it was why heâd stuck around even despite her cheating on him. But they rarely had seen eye-to-eye on things. So far, everything felt⊠easier with Jayn. More natural. He didnât feel like he had to try to guess at what she wanted, whereas Kate had often, especially towards the end of their relationship, shut him out or made him feel like he was walking on eggshells trying to do things right. âSecond date, huh?â He asked, smiling, âHave I already made that good of an impression?â He was teasing, of course. Honestly, unless something went absolutely, horrendously, wrong⊠he was already feeling pretty good about a second date, too, âSure. Second date, you can pay.â He was still used to taking the lead there, paying for dates and setting things up and whatever- thatâs how it had always been for him- but he wasnât gonna say no to some free food or whatever just because of some weird sense of âthe guy has to pay for everythingâ when that was just a bunch of bullshit. It was gonna feel weird, though, if just because it wasnât what he was used to. When Jayn noticed that Pogue was a little excited, he pulled back a bit, rubbed shyly at the back of his neck. And, for the first time in what must have been forever, Pogue Parry was caught blushing, too, âSorry.â Ugh, that was embarrassing. Hopefully she didnât think he was a creep or something now. He just⊠had gotten a little too into their making out and the innuendos. He hadnât meant for that to happen.
Cassia was, in part, feeling a bit like she was missing out on hanging out with the others (though it looked like Pogue and Jayn had separated into a pair of their own, and when she finally caught sight of Tyler and Reid, they were off on their own, too⊠so it wasnât so bad, she supposed), but her insistence on going to the deeper part of the pool was partly just about doing what scared her until it didnât scare her anymore⊠and also partly about getting Caleb closer to his friends and deeper into the water. She didnât want to keep holding him back. Though he seemed less sure of this than she did, so when he told her to be careful, she pressed another quick kiss to his lips, âI promise.â Over the next few minutes she let him help her swim around, and she realized the motions werenât so hard, and neither was staying above water, really. At least not in the calm of the pool. So there were a few times (short lived) that she let go of Caleb completely to give herself a second on her own. And one time when she swore she almost gave the poor guy a heart attack because sheâd dove to the bottom of the pool just to see if she could do it without panicking. But when she came back up, she realized that had probably scared Caleb more than it had scared her. It was nothing a few dozen kisses couldnât fix, though. And then, after just a bit longer, she climbed out of the pool, wrapped her towel around her shoulders, and sat at the edge, her legs in the water. She felt like sheâd overcome a lot with Calebâs help, and though she didnât feel 100% confident, at least she had a general idea of how to swim and she didnât immediately feel like she was gonna die when she went too far underwater. Next time, sheâd have to ask him to help her do a handstand. For now, though, she told him to go have fun. She could watch and admire him from the sidelines for a while, âBesidesâŠâ Sheâd added, her tone just a bit playful, âIâd really like to see you in action.â And then Pogue had offered to race Caleb, just to give his friend a chance to show off (and also, maybe, to give himself a chance to show off a little, too).
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Cassia was excited about Halloween. This whole time of year- Halloween straight through New Years- was her favorite. She couldnât wait to see everyone all dressed up, the games and the activities and all of that. And, of course, the food. There was no better time of year for sweets than Halloween, after all.
Pogue had been the one to come pick her up on his way to Calebâs place, the four of them having planned to get ready together (also, was it just Cassia, or did this almost feel like a double date right now?). Cass and Jayn helped each other with their makeup and their outfits (and Jayn looked so hot as Elizabeth Swann that Cass actually caught herself staring for a few seconds⊠oops) while the boys got ready in Calebâs room (and Pogue proceeded to bring up the girls and his plans for a nice, simple, date with Jayn- which was his way of not-so-straightforwardly asking Caleb for any almost last minute advice).
Once everyone was ready to go, Pogue and Jayn were the first to leave, riding on Pogueâs bike. Sure, he had considered that they might be able to all just ride together, but he wanted Jayn pressed up against his back- it was always kind of a turn on for him, honestly. Though heâd be careful not to let himself get too riled now that he didnât have the water of the pool to cover his excitement. Cass and Caleb, of course, took Calebâs car. A perfect opportunity for some conversation (and for her to be the one person who didnât tease him when he listened to Taylor Swift- because, honestly, it was kind of endearing).Â
Meanwhile, Tyler was texting Reid to let him know heâd be a few minutes late but that heâd meet them all on main street. His tardiness wouldnât be because he actually had a reason for it, but because he was still a bit nervous about his friends meeting his date. He knew Reid would likely be annoyed at having to wait much longer (Tyler had been dodging questions from his best friend since his admittance about dating someone while they were at the pool), but he wanted to make sure it went well.
So, as predicted, Tyler was the last to show up. Heâd gone all out to dress up as his DnD character- an Elven Ranger- and, with him, was a guy that Cassia immediately recognized, even despite the face paint and such to make himself look like his DnD character- a half-orc warlock. Of course, she had no idea the ties that this guy had to the rest of the boys, nor that they werenât particularly positive ones. All sheâd seen of the guy was when he was at DnD and he seemed pretty cool! She was the first to spot them while everyone was talking, and she raised an arm to wave them over, âHey, Ty! You made it!â She called out, âAnd I see you brought Aaron! Cool costumes, by the way.â At that, Pogue immediately turned towards the two boys, his eyes narrowing at the sight of Aaron. What the hell was he doing here? And why was he showing up with Tyler? What was going on?
Tyler paused a few feet away from the group, âHey, guys.â He said, his tone of voice just slightly more nervous than heâd wanted it to be, âThis⊠is my boyfriend, Aaron.â Not that the boys (or Cass) needed any introduction to Aaron considering the fights theyâd gotten into over the years⊠Cass was unsurprised by this and even thought that Aaronâs kind of shy wave to the rest of the group was cute- again, she didnât know the history between Aaron and the other guys (she didnât even know that the other guys knew him), but she did know that Tyler and Aaron had been not-so-subtly flirting at their DnD sessions since basically day one. But the look on Pogueâs, Reidâs, and Calebâs faces told her that maybe she should have been shocked. âYouâre what?â Pogue asked, finally getting the words out. He didnât care if Tyler was gay or bi or whatever. But he was dating AARON?! Of all people?!
Caleb had learned from pool day that Cassia was both a fast learner and an excellent kisser. So excellent, in fact, that every time she scared the shit out of him trying to nearly drown herself, she was able to keep him quiet with just a few pecks on his mouth. Honestly, it was kind of annoying sometimes, how cute and recklessly brave she was. And yet, he stayed in the water with her, helping her learn to manage the pool until she finally decided that sheâd had enough. That was when he started breathing easier because it meant that Cassia had finally become comfortable in a place that used to scare her and because he wouldnât have to worry about her doing anything crazy for the rest of the day. Caleb watched his girlfriend climb the stairs and grab her towel before returning to the edge of the pool. He had this vague thought, something like, âI guess we wonât leave each other,â or something else sappy, and then he found himself pressing a chaste kiss to the inside of her thigh. He didnât know what it meant to her, but to him, it was another promise, a quiet one that he swore to keep. The next thing he knew, he winked at Cassia and dove across the pool to swim laps against Pogue. There Caleb was, in his element, surrounded by nearly everything and everyone he loved.
Jayn fucking loved Halloween. She loved it more than her birthday, and almost considered it her real birthday because the whole atmosphere matched her aesthetic. Bats, for example, were cute. And her nails, if painted, were always black. Her being a witch now was just the frosting on the cake. Before Pogue and Cassia arrived, Jayn was checking the hourly weather (she was bringing her leather jacket to wear whether it went with her costume or not, East Coast chill be damned) and talking with Caleb. Apparently, the Sons had some really funny Halloween stories from years past, and he was filling her in on everything. The next thing she knew, their dates/friends were knocking on the front door. Of course, she greeted Pogue with a kiss, and then she dragged Cassia upstairs to do face paint, lipstick, and eyeliner (the only makeup Jayn knew how to do). Before long, she found herself hugging her boyfriend tightly as he drove her into town on his bike. (The thrill of the motorcycle was something she was getting used to. At least she didnât cry anymore.) Once they were at the meeting place, it was just smooth sailing, greeting Reid the Very Soft Mothman with a hug, and waiting for Tyler, who apparently had a boyfriend!
âYes, Pogue, some people date boys,â Jayn huffed, not understanding why everyone was acting so weird when Tyler arrived with his date. She frowned at her boyfriend (was he not over the gay thing?) and trudged over to the pair, giving them a genuine smile. âHey, you guys look great. Iâd give you hugs, but I donât wanna mess up your costumes. Nice to meet you, Aaron, Iâm Jayn.â She offered her hand to him, which he shook.
Reid did what he would do with his sisters. He went over and picked up Jayn by her waist, then dragged her back to the safety of the group. âReid, what the fuck?â Jayn asked, turning on him. He had a very rare, serious look on his face, a frown which he aimed at Aaron.
âThatâs Aaron Abbot, a total prick whoâs been fucking with us since grade school,â he spat. And without looking at Tyler, he said, âLook, Ty, I donât know what heâs been telling you, but--â
âNo. Wait.â Aaron had taken Tylerâs hand. Jayn couldnât tell if heâd done it to steel his own nerves or his boyfriendâs, but she was interested in what he had to say nonetheless. âI was jealous of you guys, the whole time. The Sons of Ipswich--everyone wanted to be you or be your friends. I did, but...â Aaron looked at Tyler. âI wanted Tyler to be my friend, but he was always busy with you. I didnât realize why I even cared so much until we got older and people started dating. You remember Kira?â
âHow could we forget?â Caleb said sarcastically, crossing his arms. He had been watching Aaronâs face, trying to see any lies he might be trying to hide for Tylerâs sake. No one got to hurt his friends.
âMy parents kept wondering why I wasnât with anyone, so Kira and I dated for a while. Theyâre not really...well, I thought they werenât cool with gay people. Their church sure isnât.â Aaron smiled uneasily. âI was scared to come out until I joined DND and Tyler was there. I didnât want to miss out, so...I told them. Iâm not going to hurt him, I swear. I really...I really like him, and I wanna see where we go.â
Reid surprised himself when he said, âFine. But if you mess with him, itâs your ass.â Actually, he wasnât too surprised about the last bit.
âI think theyâre cute,â Jayn grumbled, âAnd congrats on coming out, Aaron.â He nodded politely, still clearly nervous concerning what the others would say.
âCass, youâve seen them together,â Caleb said finally, turning to his girlfriend. âDo you...trust Aaron?â Tyler had been her first friend in Ipswich, so he trusted her with him. He also knew that sheâd be honest.
@in-somniumâ
#in--somnium#jkw: thread#the DRAMA in Ipswich#hope the dialogue sounds real#imagine a giant black onesie with red eyes dragging a teeny pirate backwards#also a pinstriped skeleton crossing his arms stobbornly#gay wizard rights
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Streamer!Eren headcanons
â„ AU: Modern!AU
â„ Genre: Fluff
â„ Rating: Anyone can read
â„ Pairings: Streamer!Eren x Black!Reader
â„ Author Note: Ive been having the biggest brain rot about streamer!eren cause i just feel in my bones, it would be perfect for him so here are some head canons.
inspired by @sleepysnk
Eren would play any game that peaks his interest, but gets the most views when he plays any horror game, minecraft, or among us.
Its mainly due to how serious he gets when he rages over losing/dying or getting a jump scare.
"SON OF A BITCH! WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT ZOMBIE EVEN COME FROM?"
"Eren babe, not so loud."
"Sorry beautiful."
There are tons of video compilations dedicated to you walking in to shush him
His fans ADORE you
Most of them are baffled that Eren is in an interracial relationship but quickly grow used it after seeing your interactions
He often answers questions surrounding your relationship without invading what you want to keep private.
He would 100% let you sit in his lap whilst streaming
His views always rise when you are there, people just like seeing the adorable banter and romance
Everyone can tell how much he loves you
Literally he will visibly soften whenever you enter his line of view
Demands kisses whenever you enter or leave his "office"
If you ever miss a kiss, he will take a break from his stream and track you down
Plays with Jean, Connie, and Armin often
Plays with you too and gets super overprotective if anyone kills you in a game.
Once the entire gang played Among Us together and Eren went completely batshit after finding out Reiner and Bertholdt were the imposters that killed you.
The next round he is the imposter.
"And I took that personally."
He's oddly the scariest imposter.
For some reason, he becomes rational but manages to hide it well behind his usual hotheadness.
Still would never kill you tho <3
He would completely obliterate you in minecraft however
"eren stop I only have one heart left. you play too much."
"you didnt seem to mind playing when you hit me into lava... I lost all my fucking diamonds so you know what they say... hasta la vista baby"
Sucks at building but sucks at mining as well
usually fights mobs all night to stack up xp
says he's training to fight the dragon
swears he'll slay all creepers
deathly afraid of endermans
when they pop up, his screams are girly and loud
"HOLY SHIT. NO NO NO RUN YOU DAMN MIDGET! FUCKING MOVE!"
when he isn't fighting, he'll gather flowers for you and constantly leave them in places for you to find around your house
"Thanks for the flowers baby, yellow is still my favorite."
"I know princess."
he also puts gifts in your chests even though he sucks at mining, because you deserve the best.
Eren is pretty perverted and though he doesnt look at his stream chat often, whenever he sees any comments about your body or how lucky he is, all he does is grin knowingly and mumble "all mine."
HATES whenever people make it a big deal that you're black
addresses it once and swears if shit starts up again, he'll leave forever and never come back despite streaming being something he loves
will never tolerate racism or hearing stereotypes toward you EVER, even if its unintentional, pops off ever mfing time.
"Whether or not that's her real hair, it doesn't fucking concern you. Stop asking when you clearly look like you have uneven extensions, Brittany. Mind your fucking business."
"Baby chill, maybe she was just asking a honest questions."
"Nah fuck that. I don't give a damn, don't worry about whats in my baby's head."
You know those social media stars, who turn the cheek and allow people to say rude and hateful shit?
Yeah thats not Eren, he will always clap back harder and its beyond disrespectful.
"How are you gonna tell me to kill myself, when your bio literally says fly high mom? You must want me to pay her a visit or something."
"I'm too short? Well I think my height is just fine compared to your brother who seems to be just below six feet."
He has been cancelled TOO many times
its always for stupid shit
for being able to speak Japanese despite being a white man
for thinking pineapple on pizza is good
for liking Pepsi over coke
for pouring his milk in before his cereal
His COD lobby trash talk; while he doesn't say slurs or racist remarks, its too damn vulgar. He was built for that lobby đđ
His trash talking is elite and most times you can hear the person he is shit talking on the verge of crying. Its so fucking brutal.
In the same breath, he turn around and ask for kisses from you, as if he didn't make someone rethink being born.
That side only pops out when he is extremely pissed and he tries to avoid ever getting that mad because he knows words can hurt.
AN ADVOCATE FOR THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY
Gets super confused whenever someone asks what his thoughts on the community are.
"Love who you want, why the fuck should I worry about what some else gets off to?"
"If dicks makes you hard, cool. If pussy get you off, me too, lets be friends. Sexuality shouldn't matter people, grow tf up."
Donates a huge sum of the money he earns to different causes such as: cleaning up the polluted ocean charities, Black lives matter, protect Asian lives, and feed the hungry.
Basically he's caring and just wants to help despite his impulsive personality.
Once a month, he visits orphanages to talk to the kids, no camera no video nothing just to hang with the kids.
The only way his followers find out is because others posting about it.
Overall, Eren is in love with what he does and you, but if he had to pick, he'd choose you every single day over and over again <3
#streamer!eren#eren x black reader#eren yeager x black reader#tw: mentions of stereotyping#among us#attack on titan#eren jaeger#black reader#fem black reader#brain rot#eren is so cute#eren headcanons
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I need you to write this scenario I AM DESPERATE
Akito why are you not real
got it bestie đ also these were bulleted headcanons because i got writers block but i desperately wanted to write it so sry abt that :(( ALSO I GAVE IT AN ABRUPT ENDING BECAUSE I LOVE CLIFFHANGING MY AUDIENCE (plus i was gonna make a akito relationship hcs soon so this is like the beginning of it ig<3)
Akito Shinonome x Baker!Reader
pairings: akito shinonome x afab reader
warnings: NONE LOL
author's note: BAKRKSBAKRBAKRBAKEBAKEBAKEWOOFOWOARAFARFARAF
to settle things, after you moved to Shibuya, your parents reopened their bakery on vivid street, sending you to school at miyamasuzaka - and instead of getting a monthly allowance like most students do, you worked there part time
after a few weeks of settling in and getting used to the job, that's when you first met akito
he began to be a regular at your bakery surprisingly fast, quickly taking a liking to the cakes and pastries you sold
at some point in time you've already grown so used to his orders that before he could finish his sentence you'd cut him off with "let me guess, the usual?"
during the days when there wasn't a particular crowd, the two of you would stay and chat for about 10-15 minutes before he takes off
you begin seeing him at your bakery nearly every single day, and you both unconsciously grew fond of one another
at one point you asked him if he had any part time jobs or was part of a club, to which he replied with a "sort of..."
that's when most of your conversations revolved around Vivid BAD SQUAD and how you should try and come see one of their street shows if you ever get the chance
and you know damn well you did!!
after another month or two of getting closer through his visits to the bakery and you attending his shows, he began stopping by just for the sake of seeing you
he began stopping by almost every day when you're on break to hang out to thw point that your friends from school and his teammates started thinking you guys were going out-
and to expand on that topic, yes, the two of you began catching feelings for each other, but completely oblivious to these feelings at the same time
i mean, he constantly talks about you to the rest of VBS without realizing, and it's pretty much driving them insane how he still refers to you as a friend LMAO
for you it was probably a bit easier to come to terms with your fondness of him, but for akito it actually took a lot of sleepless nights of him just staring at the ceiling until it finally hit him
"...i guess i do really like them-"
from that point on, it doesn't really matter how many hints you tried to drop, he's 100% certain that he'd be the one confessing
although he had absolutely no idea how to, so he decided to go with the most risk-less method he had in mind
he slips a note along with his money when he's about to pay during one of his usual trips to the bakery, slightly tapping it with his finger to get your attention to it
to your dismay, it took you a few hours to decipher the message, as his handwriting was so messy that you could easily mistake it with hieroglyphs
in the end you just texted him instead, asking him to translate the alien language he'd written the note in-
he probably started punching the air
you had to pry it out of him since he kept insisting it was a lost cause
eventually he managed to tell you that he'd liked you for some time now and and that he'd just recently realized it, but even after you gladly accepted and claimed you returned these feelings he insisted that if you had second thoughts it's perfectly fine if you wanna remain just friends, etc etc
now you're the one punching air
but you two ended talking things over for about an hour on call and sorted everything out with him
i like to think that both your classmates and his teammates saw this as a miracle from god because you two have been going like this without making your feelings known forever LMFAO-
i love torturing both myself and my readers <333 /hj
no but seriously part 2s coming soon
this was absolute ass and extremely rushed since ive been super braindead BUT I WONT DISAPPOINT YALL WITH MY NEXT ONEâŒïž hopefully
#akito shinonome x reader#shinonome akito x reader#shinonome akito#akito shinonome#project sekai#proseka#fluff
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A/n: Iâm sorry this took me forever...I also agree, 100%....I may have to do a follow up to this with the two dating and Ryan saves them again...maybe something that leads to them making out in a cave haha...let me know if youâd like that.
You thought a hike might be fun, something relaxing not something that would be making it hard to breath. âShit...I really need to hike more if this is making me out of breath.â
Biting your lip you knew the real reason why you were really hiking. It was due to that handsome Park Ranger. The one that was making you come out here more and more. A small laugh escaped your lips thinking about how you might get into some dangerous situation and the man would come rescue you. âGod he must look good in that uniform.â
You could feel warmth on your cheeks just thinking about that though it was made worse was you trying to work up the courage to ask him out. âStupid, Iâm so stupid. I canât even ask a guy out.â you muttered to yourself. You had thought that walking down the mountain would be the easy part and it would have been if you were paying attention though sadly with you were to busy thinking about a certain Ranger that you missed the section of rocks in front of you.
Boot getting caught between a few rocks you gasped falling forward, a pained yelp escaped your lips. You held your hands out expecting to hit the hard ground only to feel a pair of arms wrap around your waist.Â
âWhoa! careful y/n!â
Slowly opening your eyes you felt warmth return to your cheeks once you saw who it was.Â
âR-Ryan? why...why are you here...I mean not that Iâm not grateful but.â You mentally cursed yourself to stop talking.
Ryan cleared out his throat, his own cheeks growing red. âI....it was getting late...and I got worried...but...you...you should really be more careful.â
Letting out a nervous laugh you tried to ignore how good he smelled and instead wanting to focus on how to get out of this situation without looking like an idiot.
âI think I already did....my ankle really hurts.â You whispered.
Giving you a small smile you suddenly felt yourself being lifted, with Ryanâs arms under your legs you let your hands wrap around his neck. âR-Ryan...you donât have too.â
âNone sense Y/n....I am a Ranger after all...weâll be down the Mountain in know time.â
âAhh.â Hiding your face against his neck. âThank you Ryan.â
Chuckling, Ryan carried you down the Mountain as he tightened his grip on you. âYou can thank me by taking me out for some coffee.â
âI...would like that Ryan.â
#life is strange#life is strange true colors#true colors#life is strange x reader#reader insert#x reader#ryan#ryan x reader#life is strange ryan#true colors x reader#ryan lucan x reader#ryan lucan
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Hi i really enjoyed your recent venti one shot with the misunderstanding is it alright if I request it with Zhongli please? Congrats on 100 followers bestie đš
Of course bestie Iâm glad that youâre enjoyed it! And tysm I cannot comprehend how Iâve gotten so many followers so fast like hi everyone.
Iâm reopening my inbox soon! <3
YEAH I JUST CASUALLY WROTE 1K WORDS FOR THIS LOOK AT ME GO
Pairings; Zhongli x reader
Warning(s); jealousy, hurt/comfort ig
Keep reading under the cut
âWhatâs the plan for today dearest?â Zhongli asks as he takes a sip of his tea, you smile at your spouse
âChilde is helping me with my commissions todayâ you lie easily, Zhongli doesnât pick up on that lie âYou really shouldnât have made friends with him, he keeps pestering me for a fightâ you huff putting down the newspaper that you were reading
âAre you going to take him up on the offerâ Zhongli asks as he takes your now discarded newspaper to read for himself
âI have a reputation to uphold my love, I canât just go round beating up Fatui Harbingersâ you respond mostly in jest âMaybe if he annoys me enough Iâll give him a taste of his own medicineâ you tell your spouse as you stand.
You give Zhongli a kiss before you pick up your bag âWamnin Resturant at 5, the fatui is payingâ you tell the man as you open the front door âLove you, byeâ
Zhongli bids you goodbye despite you already being out the door as he continues reading the newspaper before going about to start his day.
The week rolls past and youâve been spending many of your days with Childe. You had only spend one of the seven days with him. And despite the fact Zhongli is more than used to seeing you gone for weeks at a time when youâre travelling, but usually when you spend time at home you spend most of it with him or running the occasional commission.
Zhongli doesnât need to reassure himself about your relationship, you married eachother for pityâs sake. If there wasnât sufficient trust Zhongli would have never got married to you.
Though the ex-archon cannot shake the pit in his stomach that youâre avoiding him for some reason. Over the last week you have come home more exhausted than he has seen you in a while. Yet you still sleep in the same bed as him. If something was happening you surely wouldnât torment him by sleeping in the same bed as him right?
Zhongli voices his concerns to Hu Tao who just laughs at him and tells him not to worry about a thing. Hu Tao knows something...
Yet no matter how much he tries to pry the damned director refuses to tell him why he shouldnât worry. Zhongli returns home from his shift a little grouchy and when you try to push him on the matter Zhongli confronts you on it.
â[name], my dear, I have to ask why I havenât seen much of you over this weekâ he asks trying to hide his tinge of jealousy. You smile at him and give him a kiss.
âHey, you donât need to worry your pretty face about it, itâll come clean soonâ you tell him with a grin. Zhongli wants to argue that he is in fact worrying his pretty little face because heâs out of the loop and he very much dislikes being out of the loop. But Zhongli knows that once youâve made up your mind on telling him or not telling him something you wonât budge. He admires that about you and in that regard youâre much like him. Two immovable mountains that rarely but heads. But to be honest, as immovable as his mountain be he caves to you far too often, youâre just too lovable not to.
Another four days pass with you hanging about Childe. Zhongli feels like he very much hates the harbinger for stealing you for a week and a half. Thatâs a week and a half closer to your next exhibition. As much as Zhongli doesnât want to damper your explorative spirit he truly misses you when youâre gone. If it werenât for his informal contractual obligation to keep an eye on Liyue, Zhongli would accompany you on every exhibition.
âMorning loveâ you greet as he wakes up. Itâs not often that you wake up before him.Â
âHow long have you been awake for?â Zhongli asks groggily, you smile and kiss his nose
âLong enough to know that you look positively adorable when your sleepingâ you confess with a giggle. Zhongli smiles at you
âYouâre lucky I love youâ he jests hugging you âWhatâs you itinerary for the day my dear?â he asks into your neck .Â
âYouâre going to accompany me todayâ you reply. Zhongli pulls back with a quirk of his brow âNow get ready, weâve got a schedule todayâ you tell him giving him another kiss and getting out of bed
Curious Zhongli gets himself dressed and meets you at the front door where you have already collected everything necessary for the day ahead of you. And as soon as Zhongli is ready you lead your spouse through the harbour hand in hand.
Much of the morning is spent at the tea house where the two of you eat a large brunch. Zhongli mentions in passing of wanting to go to a shop for something nice and you go and visit it before morving sw
âAfternoon Tartagliaâ you greet the harbinger as he waves you over
âAfternoon Zhongli, [name]. Right on schedule I seeâ he grins leading the two of you to the bottom of the harbour and onto a boat where thereâs a handful of workers and a handful more friends. Childe joins the group of people who all watch the two of you.
âWhatâs happening?â Zhongli asks you with a tilt of his head. You only smile at him and take his hands
âWell Zhongli, my husbandâ you tell him looking up into his eyes âWe have been together for what feels like foreverâ you start pausing to look at Childe who gives you a thumbs up âAnd the reality is that the two of us took our vows to each other 5 years ago to the dayâ you continue smiling at your husband âAnd I know I was away for last years anniversary so this year Iâm making double the effort to make up for itâ
Zhongli stares at you then to his friends, then at the boat around him that has has started to move around Liyue before he meets your gaze again. In all his years he has never been at such a loss for words. Tears collect at the corner of the ex-archons eyes
âIâm speechlessâ he says before smiling at you and moving his hand to your cheek âI love you so muchâ he confesses kissing your forehead
âWell folks with that I think we can get this party startedâ Childe announces with a clap of his hands. Thereâs a commotion at the top of the boat where a band starts playing some orchestral music and everyone begins mingling.
While Zhongli speaks to the traveller and Paimon he canât help but notice you thanking Childe and embracing him tightly. Zhongli thinks to himself how ridiculous he was to be so jealous of the time you were spending with the fatui when in reality you were doing so much work for him.
Archons above he loves you.
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Cloud makes a return of Zhongli being cute and married <3
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hiii i loved that fic you wrote for wanda and the reader! i think incorporating wanda's glowy powers would be cool, maybe if she was able to get her girl off while standing far away and really dominating her like that
Pairing: MCU Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch & Female Reader
Summary: Wanda gets a little sick of you not paying her the attention she deserves and decides now is the time to bust out her powers.
Warnings: 18+, smut, fingering, oral sex, use of sex toys, BDSM
A/N: Sorry I took FOREVER to write this I just had to keep re-writing it, this is the draft I hated the least so hopefully you enjoy it. Also "All Work and No Play" has over 100 notes which probably isn't a lot to most of you but I appreciate it so much since it's my first time writing in so long.
You absolutely had it coming tonight. Date night, fancy restaurant, Wanda arriving home from work with flowers before bringing you out. All of that and yet you were still sat at dinner quietly, absent-mindedly pushing your food around your plate, only half listening to the girl in front of you.
You should've known that Wanda was never going to stand for you being quiet like this on your first date night in weeks
The starters had come and gone, and you were just finishing up your main courses when you felt something light graze up your neck and around your ear. Startled, you jolted around to see where it came from, but seeing no one near you, you assumed it had been your hair and turned back around, still not paying enough attention to the girl in front of you to notice the shit-eating grin on her face.
If you were unsure of who was touching you, you were about to know exactly who it was.
The feather-like touch that had grazed you before had now moved to the back of your legs, slowly applying more pressure as they rose upwards until all of sudden, it didn't feel much like a feather anymore. No, it was definitely a hand.
Wanda sat back in her chair, crossing her arms as you looked up from your meal, putting two and two together about the source of the phantom touch. As the hands you were feeling slowly gripped your ass, before one of them sneaked around to the front, dragging nails on the inside of your thigh, you sat forward, now paying her the attention she wanted.
"I thought we said we'd wait and see about you using your powers, I still don't know if I want to", you said sternly, although you couldn't deny that it did feel good to have her touch you, it always did.
"Actually, you said we should wait, I don't remember agreeing", she smirked, knowing that you were enjoying it at least a little bit. Who did you think you were, lying to a telepath.
"Wanda, we're in public, even if I wanted to we can't", you retorted.
"If you wanted to? I don't even need to read your mind to see how turned on you are, sweetheart."
It was with that remark that you became conscious of how heaby your breathing had gotten as the ghostly hand on your thigh had switched from scratching your sensitive skin, to lightly grazing its fingertips along you. You were also starting to regret wearing such a low cut dress, because without even looking you could feel the heat in your chest and you knew it would be bright red, making your arousal clear. Even if you had chastised Wanda for acting like this in public, the idea of her taking you right there in front of everyone as they were none the wiser had definitely turned you on.
You stopped your thoughts in their tracks, knowing exactly who would be listening to them.
"Fine", you huffed, "you can use your powers on me all you want tonight, but can we please just hurry up and leave".
She smirked wide enough that even the Cheshire Cat would be envious, but you would never be so lucky as to just get what you want right off the bat.
"Oh, baby, you know I'd love to take you home right now."
You knew there was a "but" coming that was going to make your night pure torture.
"But"- there it was- "we ordered dessert at the start of the night because you just couldn't keep your eyes off that brownie you saw the girl at the next table with. Since you wanted it so badly we can't leave, kitten, it wouldn't be fair."
Damn you and your stupid brownie.
The subsequent hour of eating and waiting for the bill could've been a lot easier if it weren't for Wanda wanting to find out just how turned on she could get you from the opposite side the of table. Her seemingly normal conversations about art, music and politics were only made to make it seem to others like you were a normal couple, completely masking all the times you nearly choked as she would dip a single finger inside of you, without ever moving a muscle.
The small moans that did manage to escape were explained away to those beside you as your dessert being particularly good, making the brownie a very popular choice for the tables around you.
Despite your little "When Harry Met Sally" moments, you eventually got her out of the restaurant and home without any major incidents, but she was certainly testing you, edging and teasing you the whole way home while never taking her eyes off the road. She had playfully threatened to use her powers on your before and you were really starting to wish you had let it happen sooner, maybe ignoring her and being a brat was actually the way to go.
Whatever calm facade she had put on in the car was gone as soon as you crossed the threshold of your house, as she chased you up the stairs to your bedroom, catching you in the hallway just outside it and pushing you against the wall, her eyes glowing red in a way you had only ever seen when she was angry. She kissed you hard before quickly moving to work on your neck, biting down on the skin, making you hiss. Your reaction only seemed to spur her on further, as she started sucking on the sensitive flesh, claiming you with the marks she was leaving behind.
Had your eyes been open you probably would've noticed the red glow coming from her fingers, before feeling an unfamiliar buzzing sensation in your underwear, making you shriek from the surprise and the pleasure.
"What, you don't like it, princess?", she teases, grinning into your neck as she continues her assault on it, her hands holding you tightly in place, just how she wants you.
The moan you gave in response clearly wasn't a good enough response, as the hand that had been holding your jaw moved to your neck, squeezing tightly as she pulled back from you, eyes still glowing a bright crimson colour.
"Answer me, sweetheart", she said sternly, tilting her head and squinting at you in a way that made your stomach turn.
Wanda had always been the more dominant one in your relationship, but tonight was different, she was cocky and arrogant and you loved every second of it.
"I love it, baby, p-please don't stop", you begged.
"Is this what I have to do to get your attention, are you that much of a little slut? I take you out for dinner, get you flowers and dress up for you and yet it takes me fucking you under the table to get your attention? If that's what it takes then I'll fuck you until you can't walk,", she growled deeply into your ear and all of a sudden you knew you were really in for it tonight, "but I don't think you deserve to actually feel me, baby, so I'm going to have some real fun with you tonight"
Dragging you into your bedroom, she forced you down onto the bed, hovering over you and kissing you while the vibrations continued, getting stronger with each passing minute, making your moans dirtier and louder as she upped the pace. What you couldn't see was her hands summoning what she needed to punish you for the night.
Just as you could feel yourself getting close to your release, she felt it too, stopping the vibrations over your clit, before standing up, pulling you upwards with her to strip you down. She stared right at your naked form while she stripped herself in front of you.
Sick of her just gawking a you, you sat forward and began kissing her stomach and tracing your fingers along her sides and thighs, looking up at her for approval, only to be met with a smirk and her hand in your hair, before she grasped it tightly in her fist, making your gasp again.
"Don't try and be good for me now, baby girl, it's far too late for that", she snarled, getting right in your face, only to push you back onto the bed and rolling you so you were lying on your stomach, almost instinctively smacking your ass as soon as she saw it.
You felt her straddle you as she leaned down and lifted your face off the duvet, wrapping a ball gag around the front of your mouth and tying it tightly behind your head
Moving down your body, she tied your wrists together with hand cuffs, and then did the same to your ankles, looping the cuffs on your feet around those on your wrists to hold your legs and arms in the air behind you. She grabbed the intersection of the cuffs and lifted you by it surprisingly easily, turning you to face the chair in the corner of the bedroom.
You whined against your gag as you saw her walk away towards the chair, swaying her hips as she went, just rubbing it in further that you couldn't touch her, but she clearly felt even more confident than usual.
She lay across the chair so her legs draped over the arm rest, her eyes no longer glowing as she had composed herself again, knowing exactly what she had planned for you.
"Ready, sweetheart?", she said with a smirk, knowing full well you couldn't answer.
You immediately felt a finger dipping inside you and the buzzing you had felt earlier resuming, making you struggle fruitlessly against your restraints, before you felt a second finger enter you roughly. Her pace was relentless inside you, curling the phantom digits just enough to hit your sweet spot every time, making sure you groaned into your gag.
"Look at me, princess", she said softly, as if she wasn't ruining you from across the room. Her hand began to sneak down between her legs as she watched you struggle and heard the filthy sounds she was forcing out of you.
The sight of her only made the feeling more intense, as she stared deep into your eyes with a grin before you felt a third finger enter you. After all the edging you tried to keep quiet, hoping to hide how close you were to cumming as she upped the speed of the vibrations on your clit even further.
Just as you reached the edge, you felt all the sensations stop, making you groan loudly at the feeling of being empty.
"Oh, baby, you don't think I can feel what my fingers are doing? Don't you realise I can feel you getting tighter and wetter for me? You think I wouldn't notice you cumming all over my fingers just because I'm not physically doing it? Even if your thoughts weren't so loud I'd know exactly what you were doing, princess."
She continued touching herself as you felt something new trying to enter you. You knew the feeling as soon as it dipped inside of you, unsure whether you were actually feeling her strap on, or if she had just created it with her powers. You didn't have time to think about it before you felt its full length being forced inside of you, stretching you further even than her fingers had. The feeling on your clit too had been replaced, what was once a vibrating sensation was now the softness of Wanda's tongue, licking small circles on your nerves and sucking it gently between her lips.
You wanted to close your eyes and just feel everything she was giving you, but the sight before you was just too good too miss, Wanda's head now thrown back over the arm of the chair, panting aggressively as her eyes started to glow again.
She picked up the pace of her tongue and the strap on, making you drool onto the ball gag as you got close again, so desperately needing to let go for her. Knowing how much she was enjoying the show, you rocked your hips back onto the strap on as much as you could, and let every moan come out onto the gag, getting louder with every thrust.
"Come on, princess, c-come for me. Come for mommy", she demanded.
Her commands sent you over the edge, forcing your body to convulse in front of her as you shrieked louder into the gag than you thought possible, coating her strap with your cum as it forced itself deep and hard into you, while her tongue suckled desperately at your clit.
She continued long as you had come down, forcing you into another orgasm, despite your protests and trying to wiggle out of your restraints, while she kept touching herself, not allowing herself to cum until she was satisifed with her work.
As your body slumped down hard against the bed, legs and wrists still bound, you looked up through hooded eyes to see Wanda desperate to cum, sweat dripping down her soft skin and her red hair sticking to her forehead as she let out deep, throaty moans. You groaned to get her attention, wanting to badly to be the one that got her off.
"You wanna help mommy cum, baby?", she asked breathlessly.
You nodded enthusiastically, as she stood up and came towards the bed. Too happy with how helpless you were, she decided to leave you all tied up for her as she removed the gag on your mouth, before lifting one leg onto the bed so you could place your head between her legs easily.
Feeling how desperate and swollen her pussy was, you wrapped your lips around her clit quickly as you felt her hand go to your hair, holding your head close to her.
"That's it, sweetheart, such a good little mouth for mommy. Just a little more, baby, make mommy cum nice and hard for you."
You knew she was the one in control, but the desperation in her voice, hearing her nearly beg made you need to feel her cumming even more. You quickened the movements of your tongue, drawing circles on her clit in the way you knew would make her head spin, sucking it between your lips harshly, forcing a scream out of her mouth.
Her grip on your hair tightened as she spewed praises for you, cumming with one final scream, throbbing between your lips as she threw her head back, panting as she felt you kiss her clit softly as she came down, stroking the side of your face as she felt you tasting her cum.
"Good girl, you're my good girl. You made mommy so proud, sweetheart."
You smiled as you looked back up at her, wriggling against your cuffs so she would get the hint, which she did immeditately, leaning down over you to unlock them. She moved your exhausted body up the bed towards the pillows, pulling the lotion from the other side of the room while sitting on the bed beside you.
Wanda smiled down at you as you rolled onto your back, kissing your lips softly as she took your hands and started rubbing lotion into your wrists to soothe them, kissing your hands as she went. She admired the marks on your neck and collarbones as she massaged your wrists, watching you fall asleep quickly after the night's activities.
It was then that she silently hoped you never behaved again.
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