#ha ha. hahahahahaha.

[lizstiel]

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[minalots]

so about that book…

[yukiire]

love ya💞✨

[panelshowsource]

the treasure trove that is bob mortimer's twitter account

[phantangled]

THEM 😭😩

[madaqueue]

18+ MDNI, gn!reader

physical therapist!gojo who is always so attentive during your appointments.

"is that so?" he asks, eyes never leaving yours (unless they stray slightly down to your lips). "tell me more."

"it just...hurts." a sigh brushes past your throat. "is it still supposed to hurt?"

his eyebrows furrow - he hates to see you in pain. "everyone heals differently. let's see what we can do."

physical therapist!gojo who is so good with his hands, especially those long fingers.

"what about right here?" he probes, pressing into the most tender part of your muscles.

"oh fuck," you let out on instinct. as the words land, your cheeks warm in embarrassment. "s-sorry, that just...felt really good," you chuckle, a nervous smile tugging at your lips.

"oh, did it now?" he smirks.

physical therapist!gojo who is maybe a bit touchy, but can you blame him? when you wear those shorts everyday, the skin of your thighs peeking from beneath them, he can't not touch you (it’s part of his job, he always reasons).

even after all his years of training, nothing has ever prepared him for something like this, someone like you.

so of course he can’t keep his hands off you, using every chance to rub along your calf or massage into the sore tendons held taught below.

physical therapist!gojo who looks so perfect between your legs.

he's stretching your hips, so obviously he needed to be on his knees, hovering above you. "that feel okay?" he asks as he pushes your thighs further, your ankles tossed over his shoulders.

"mhm," is all you can manage to breathe out, desperately trying to hide the blush creeping up your neck.

"good." and he smiles, perfectly white teeth shining through pink lips. for a moment, you wonder what they'd feel like tracing up your body.

physical therapist!gojo who suddenly finds his schedule booked with back-to-back appointments with his favorite patient - you.

a/n: blah blah bad patient care whatever i'd let him work me out iykwim

[doomed-era]

"ganondorf stans demonize hylians for no reason" buddy do I have some news for you

[accio-victuuri]

wang yibo is the center of attention via C-Oli

[harmonysanreads]

brain is not braining today

[drawsdenfiles]

Karrin Murphy, The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher

( Fanart submission for "Month of Murphy 2024," hosted by @laurabeatrix. )

[takethelx3]

Scribbliest sketch I ever did speedrun while listening to Violet Crazy (DPR Ian) on repeat

Context: Tim invites Kon to a gala as his plus one and is trying to teach him some rich people etiquette, which leads to Kon asking about dancing and Tim saying the young people don't really dance so much and Kon getting passionate about bringing that energy back to the ballroom (did he watch a period drama and get emotional about how intimate the dancing is? Yes he did.) and so Tim decides to teach him the few things he does know, but Kon quickly realises actually they are very close and this is a bit embarrassing, no wonder young people don't do this anymore. (And Tim doesn't really know much about dancing at all tbh but he's giving it his best shot for bestie! Fake it till you make it!) (You most certainly do not interlock fingers 🙄)

Hi I love the trope: a is pining and knows it, b is pining and has no idea 👍

Also might come back tomorrow and clean the tags up but they're so goofy to me

[kayvsworld]

imagine if the mcu was good

[burstbub]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNNY URU BUT APRIL FOOLS WAS 2 MONTHS AGO

Now where's the real chapter?😂😂😂

[leadendeath]

*coughs up blood* turns out i got some feelings about That Thing

[aliceosemansolos]

i kinda want to die. its weird to admit because i never want to die when i am actually about to die. im not going to die but i want to. i always end up getting what i want.

[kazumist]

your relationship with alhaitham is debatable.

debatable on what exactly, you ask? it’s debatable if you’re actually together or not. even though technically you are together, it doesn't look like it—or barely looks like it at all. you both maintained your distance with each other, and no physical affection could be seen at all—even at his own house! kaveh barely sees the two of you actually acting like a couple.

of course you voiced out your opinions, just not to alhaitham (unfortunately) but to his roommate instead. with a sigh, you said how you wished alhaitham would be more romantic toward you. you’re well aware that all of this relationship stuff is new to him, but even you question if you’re actually together sometimes.

while having his conversation, alhaitham was actually just nearby, and he heard everything. and he knew he had to do something about this.

the next time you were together (which was later in the day, actually), you and alhaitham went on a little walk around the city to get some air. although you didn’t really notice it, the old distance between the two of you was gone. but what took you by surprise is how a hand managed to grab your own as you’re walking.

a smile crept onto your face as you were happy that, finally, he was being open.

the only (and stupid) reason why alhaitham wasn’t initiating any romantic moves on you yet was because he wanted you to take the wheel on how the flow of your relationship would go. he didn’t want to rush you into doing things that you might not want to do, but he didn’t really know what those things were, so he ended up deciding not to do anything at all.

(you knew this on a later date when you asked about it and laughed at him, but apologized for not bringing up the topic to him earlier right after. although it will take some time for you both to adjust to this relationship stuff, slowly but surely, you will get there.) your relationship with alhaitham used to be debatable—but now it isn’t. why, you may ask? because everyone already got the final answer, you are together.