#ha ha. hahahahahaha.

[lizstiel]

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[minalots]

so about that book…

[yukiire]

love ya💞✨

[pastelshroomsbasement]

if they wont talk properly by themselves FINE. TIE THAT MAN UP AND DELIVER HIM TO SQQ'S DOOR THIS INSTANT❗❗‼️‼️💢💢💢💢

from "i need to know why these ppl are like this" to "YOU HOMOS ARE FUCKING USELESS"

[panelshowsource]

the treasure trove that is bob mortimer's twitter account

[phantangled]

THEM 😭😩

[madaqueue]

18+ MDNI, gn!reader

physical therapist!gojo who is always so attentive during your appointments.

"is that so?" he asks, eyes never leaving yours (unless they stray slightly down to your lips). "tell me more."

"it just...hurts." a sigh brushes past your throat. "is it still supposed to hurt?"

his eyebrows furrow - he hates to see you in pain. "everyone heals differently. let's see what we can do."

physical therapist!gojo who is so good with his hands, especially those long fingers.

"what about right here?" he probes, pressing into the most tender part of your muscles.

"oh fuck," you let out on instinct. as the words land, your cheeks warm in embarrassment. "s-sorry, that just...felt really good," you chuckle, a nervous smile tugging at your lips.

"oh, did it now?" he smirks.

physical therapist!gojo who is maybe a bit touchy, but can you blame him? when you wear those shorts everyday, the skin of your thighs peeking from beneath them, he can't not touch you (it’s part of his job, he always reasons).

even after all his years of training, nothing has ever prepared him for something like this, someone like you.

so of course he can’t keep his hands off you, using every chance to rub along your calf or massage into the sore tendons held taught below.

physical therapist!gojo who looks so perfect between your legs.

he's stretching your hips, so obviously he needed to be on his knees, hovering above you. "that feel okay?" he asks as he pushes your thighs further, your ankles tossed over his shoulders.

"mhm," is all you can manage to breathe out, desperately trying to hide the blush creeping up your neck.

"good." and he smiles, perfectly white teeth shining through pink lips. for a moment, you wonder what they'd feel like tracing up your body.

physical therapist!gojo who suddenly finds his schedule booked with back-to-back appointments with his favorite patient - you.

a/n: blah blah bad patient care whatever i'd let him work me out iykwim

[meatball-soup]

let me show you various things i found while doing captura for my boy amir here

also guys, just a psa (not) to try ragdolling ur protoframes...

i have witnessed the gore of my comfort character

amirs jaws and eyeballs pops out LMAO

ok lets get into it, the more it goes the more fucked up it will be :)

wheeee

rolled back eyes, a little bit hollow, a bit scary but mostly cool.. as long as the shade is on and covers the hollow part..

same vibes haha

hmm yeah yeah okay nice form

and this is what you get for setting your energy color to black and bullet jumping, use this wisely and not in the middle of the night like i did

this is when you finally get your face sat on

vay hek got him :(

[saphstories]

I HAVE HAD AN AMAZING DAY!!!!

[accio-victuuri]

wang yibo is the center of attention via C-Oli

[drawsdenfiles]

Karrin Murphy, The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher

( Fanart submission for "Month of Murphy 2024," hosted by @laurabeatrix. )

[kayvsworld]

imagine if the mcu was good

[burstbub]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNNY URU BUT APRIL FOOLS WAS 2 MONTHS AGO

Now where's the real chapter?😂😂😂

[leadendeath]

*coughs up blood* turns out i got some feelings about That Thing

[einsatzzz]

hello i just inhaled 14 pieces of sushi in one sitting in like <15 minutes, i feel like i can eat more but i just ordered 14 pieces so that's the max. this is what not eating sushi for three weeks does to sushi lover mf. now i can answer june's sushi delivery ask with peace of mind 😋🍣✨

[aliceosemansolos]

i kinda want to die. its weird to admit because i never want to die when i am actually about to die. im not going to die but i want to. i always end up getting what i want.