#h&h bagels

[lovertm]

by H&H Bagels

[mapsoffun]

Heading back to Baltimore from New York is significantly more pleasant now because the Moynihan Train Hall is a vast improvement over the old waiting area in Penn Station. I haven’t been able to fully try the new food hall mainly because we leave in the mornings, but I do get a lox spread sandwich from H&H Bagels to enjoy on the train. (I tried the smoked salmon sandwich, but it isn’t as good, is more awkward to eat, and is more expensive.)

[elline]

uuuhhhm mm. burps

[tadpole-apocalypse]

Being priced out of eating lunch everywhere around my workplace. Guess it’s time to go back to peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

every day I get closer to becoming a clone of my grandmother

[bagels-gate]

took a few day bg3 break to catch up on some swtor seasons... and now i have a sudden urge to make a new character, me and my partner are the worst at this... but they at least finished One Playthrough, i got one to act three and then jumped into an alternative au to that character—and then made like 4 different characters, remade my first-first one that had only two hours on it annnnd now i just wanna make a new one. again.

...this is worse then when i was playing dao.

[skywitchmaja]

looking everywhere for this kind of rice cracker snack mix thing idk i couldn’t find them at kroger or regular walmart— last i saw them was at a neighborhood walmart one town over

[covington-shenanigans]

[image ID: an old Jewish man wearing a kippah and smiling, next to a logo that resembles the "Turning Point USA" logo but reads "Kvetching Point Zayde". text starts out in large font and gets increasingly smaller as it goes on, until it is cut off halfway through a line at the bottom of the image.

text reads:

Dear antisemites:

If Jews control the world then how come I can't get a good bagel around here?

I mean a real bagel, a boiled bagel. Not that drek from Einstein Brothers. Time was they made bagels with pride, but now? I haven't seen a real boiled bagel since you wouldn't believe. And don't get me started on the bialys nowadays. Oh, do you know who I ran into the other day at the J? It was. What's his name. Ted Lanitzky? No no he died in 1987. Or was it his brother? You know who I mean, the fellow who always walked around like he owned the place. His father, rest his soul, still owes me $12 for something. Anyway, he comes out of the shvitz, and he says to me that his son, the one who went to Yale, or maybe it was Dartmouth, you know, he always thought he was too good for this town, I said to him once, you think you're too good for this town? When I was your age we had one post office, two traffice lights, nineteen bagel shops, and they sold real bagels. I mean boiled bagels. You can't get a boiled bagel nowadays, they're all just bread. Anyway, when I was your age I worked at Morris Winkelstein's bagel shop on 14th Street, between the bowling alley and the stationary shop, and every day I would take a five pound bag of flour and pull it up to the store by hand. Have you ever worked a ]

[wlwgang]

Straight woman bdsm (solidcore)

[snapbookreviews]

Fall 2023 Behind-the-Scenes Reading

Do YOU want to see what I spent my first semester in grad school reading? Of course you do. (There's a lot of Indigenous and queer scholarship.)

Usually, when I finish a reading that I know will be on the quarterly post, I write the small blurb as soon as I’m done, and I did start this semester doing that… but then came the annotated bibliography assignment. I had to stop doing blog write ups of my reading, because I had a big academic write up of my reading to do. But I’m back now! (It’s winter break and I only have teaching prep to…

[formeryelpers]

H&H Bagels, JetBlue Terminal 5, Jamaica, NY 11430

After reading many one star reviews for H&H at JFK Airport, I’ve come to realize that some people take their bagels very seriously. I’ve had better bagels but H&H was not terrible or close to the worst bagel ever.

People didn’t like how you have to order at the kiosk, but they had an employee there assisting people the entire time. The line was long and the bagel looked thrown together but it tasted fine. I like how you can customize your bagel using the kiosk, including the option to have it toasted or double-toasted.

They’ll call you by your name when your order is ready. A plain bagel is $1.99 with a few options (e.g., sesame). They also have egg sandwiches, bagels with a spread, and sandwiches.

Plain bagel with lox cream cheese, extra toasted ($8.58 + tax): Their bagels are big and they’re chewy. The plain bagel seemed sweeter than usual but the texture was definitely chewy. They did provide a generous amount of cream cheese studded with bits of lox. It wasn’t pretty but it did hit the spot. Would have been nice with some scallions or capers…one can dream.

3.5 out of 5 stars

By Lolia S.

[amynchan]

Ask people questions when they're around to answer them.

[passiveagreeable]

I can’t find it because searching tumblr sucks and google search quality has seriously just gone kaput, but I’m thinking about a post I saw that was like “don’t let cultural or societal standards force you into eating certain things for breakfast. Any food can be a breakfast food and traditional breakfast foods can be anytime foods.”

Cuz, just. When I was in high school on special days, we would have fried eggs on toast, but now years later, my dad has caught the avocado bug while I’ve been away and so that’s become avocado on toast with fried eggs. So this morning he pops his head in my room and says we have an avocado so how about some eggs. I tell him there’s some leftover rice so I’ll eat that with the rice and he can put it on toast. He’s like okay, whatever, then a moment later he pops back in to say I can do rice and he’ll eat a bagel so I can use our remaining two pieces of bread to make a sandwich for work. Yeah, alright, sure.

So I come out to the kitchen to cut up and season the avocado, as I always do, and he’s slicing a cinnamon raisin bagel, because his other option was parmesan and when we purchased the bagels yesterday, he told me in no uncertain terms that he does not think that parmesan is a breakfast cheese. And he’s getting ready to put avocado and fried eggs on a cinnamon raisin bagel because that is literally how against parmesan for breakfast he is, apparently.

[corkinavoid]

DPxDC Shit Fae!Danny Has Said While Living With Waynes

Danny, making a 'got your nose' gesture: Hey Jason, look, I've got your name!

Red Hood, who suddenly can't remember his own name: What the fuck

Bruce, in a tired dad voice: Danny, please, we talked about this, return your brother's name back

Danny: Oh, come on, it's not like he even uses it

Jason, thankfully remembering his name: And I repeat, what the f u c k

Steph, at dinner: I was wondering, what do faeries even eat normally? Like, flowers and stuff?

Danny, his eyes two black voids inside his eyesockets: The souls of the innocent

Steph: So that's a 'no' on the flowers?

Danny, back to normal and shoving a bagel in his mouth: I mean, I can, but would you want to stay on the crumbs-only diet when you are in a 5-star Michelin restaurant?

Tim: It's actually 3-star. Michelin rating system only has three stars, not five.

Dick: Are you saying that people are basically food joints for Fae?

Damian, at Constantine: It would do you well to choose your wording better when speaking to fair folk-

Danny, very much a fair folk, appearing out of thin air in the Cave: Yolo, s'up bitches, guess who's back in town!

Damian: -even when they do not necessarily do so themselves.

Constantine, looking between them: Are you sure you're the human and he is the changeling?

Tim, 46 hours of no sleep: Hey, if you can take a name from someone, does it mean you can take, like, other things that have no real shape or form?

Danny: Names do have shape and form, they even have taste. Yours is like a ping-pong ball made out of really dense cotton candy with banana-caramel flavor.

Tim, losing his touch with reality: Dense banana cotton candy...

Danny: By the way, I know you wanted to ask me if I could take your need to sleep from you, and theoretically, the answer is yes.

Tim, his whisper full of hope: ...will you?..

Danny: No. Either go to sleep or keep suffering. I'm not here to make your life easier.

Danny, after a half-an-hour rant on the Fae customs and traditions: -and Fae never tell the truth, but also never lie. It's a work of art, you know, say what you want but never in a way that makes sense.

Jason: So Fae just like to fuck with people.

Danny, looking him in the eyes, smiling and winking: Sure, humans are very fuckable.

Bruce, trying very hard not to pay attention to this: Can you make an example?

Danny: Sure. I lied.

Bruce: Where?

Danny: :)

Bruce, feeling like he is about to lose his mind: W h e r e ?

Alfred, right after he heard Dick's muffled screaming in the hallway: Young Master Danny, would you mind returning Master Dick his ability to talk in coherent sentences?

Danny, obediently standing up and walking out of the library: ...okay.

Bruce: How come he always listens to you?

Alfred: He knows what I will do if he doesn't.

Danny, returning to the library: He will change all the silverware to iron-ware. As well as the doorknobs and hairbrushes and lightswitches and everything else.

Alfred: Did you fix Master Dick's shoes?

Danny: I did. But I still think that making all of his shoes left ones was funny.

Alfred: Indeed, it was.

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[voidsgarden]

Bagel. Plain bagel. The center of all bagel-kind. It’s being untouched by seasonings, it stands as the centerpiece for the ideal bagel shape. Both the minimum and maximum of what a bagel should be. Legend has it that a pastry once looked through the perfect plain bagel and cried tears of joy as it ascended towards the unknown.

[violentvioletviolets]

Tags by @cubeapples

sometimes, people are like ‘tom would die for harry if it came down to it’ or ‘tom would die for [insert character]’…. like it’s so stereotypical. Voldemort ENTIRE arc in the books is that he’s immortal and won’t love. why do you have to make him this selfless character who would love someone so fiercely that he would face his worst fear for them. This man made 7 horcruxes. SEVEN. a sane man would Never do that and for people to reduce him and fit him into the box of ‘love conquers all fears’ and push it onto the SINGULAR character in the whole series who doesn’t love is just… bad. and terribly cliché.

it’s more in-character if he’s written as the selfish, rotten man who puts himself above literally everyone else. like this man is not facing death for anyone sorry.