#h&h bagels

[lovertm]

by H&H Bagels

[mapsoffun]

Heading back to Baltimore from New York is significantly more pleasant now because the Moynihan Train Hall is a vast improvement over the old waiting area in Penn Station. I haven’t been able to fully try the new food hall mainly because we leave in the mornings, but I do get a lox spread sandwich from H&H Bagels to enjoy on the train. (I tried the smoked salmon sandwich, but it isn’t as good, is more awkward to eat, and is more expensive.)

[an0nwr1tes]

DP x DC idea, post AGIT

So, Bad ending Parent route for Danny when his foks find out he’s phantom which triggers the usual OH ANCIENTS YOU HAVE TO DIP NOW DANNY but, instead of it being Danny revealing it to his parents or his parents finding out by accident it’s Vlad who’s revealed it, completely by accident mind you, so now it’s Danny and Vlad who are on the run and have to jump dimensions because the Fentons definitely went to the GIW after finding out that not only is their SON a ghost but so is their oldest friend?

The GIW proceed to reclaim all of Vlad’s business’s and property’s meaning they find out about the clones and sure Vlad might have stuff set up to blow should someone who isn’t a halfa or already in the know find out about it but there’s no way Vlad just ignored Dani after AGIT and what about Dan? Those were his fail safe body’s but he can’t just kill the GIW because he’s not just recovered so suddenly the Government and fentons find out that there are TWO MORE HALFA’s or ghosts puppeting human corpses as far as their concerned which means all four halfa’s are on the run!

So one thing leads to another and they decide as a group to just jump ship, they get to the ghost zone but as nothing can ever go right for them they get attacked and after months/weeks? Of constantly fighting the GIW and having their names and faces plastered on very screen in the world they’re all too weak to properly fight back and so they run again.

Danny finds a portal and decides that anywhere is better than here and dives in the others following, now their are in the DCU.

So where do they end up in? Gotham of course, and no this isn’t just because I want the Bats to go; who are these skrunkaly children and feral raccoon man?? But because objectively Gotham is one of the best places for them to be when none of them have ID’s or social security numbers or like….anything at all.

So they arrive but nothings going right, Dan and Dani’s clone body’s haven’t stabilised, Danny’s powers are on the fitzs and Vlad just flat out can’t go ghost after he took some really bad hits form the GIW and Fentons to keep the younger less durable Halfa’s safe.

Now here’s where the fun starts, Vlad isn’t willing to live in poverty but he doesn’t have enough powers to properly build back his empire, Danny refuses on principle to overshadow people and do the other morally incorrect things Vlad does for fun, Dan would do it he’s destabilising so there’s no way he can survive overshadowing someone with this body melting and him being stuck out of time line again and Dani’s just too weak at the moment to really understand what’s happening.

For the Dani bit it’s because the other Halfa’s are all complete, Dan is a full ghost so even if his body melts they just need to get a storage device to keep him till they can make another, Danny and Vlad are weaker but their body’s are fine as true Halfa’s can be so Dani is the first priority.

Now I see this going two ways, Vlad uses persuasion(using the power of suggesting, literally he just went: you want to give us this apartment, the guy: I want to give you this apartment) and then Dani and Danny stay at home so Danny can try and start stabilising her while Dan and Vlad get to work on their criminal empire.

Eventually this gets back to the bats and they decide that Vlad and Dan are the main perpetrators and are keeping Danny and Dani prisoner and forcing Danny to make them weapons and machines by threatening her sister, which would make it hilarious if after they’ve stabilised Dani she takes one look at the bats and goes: I am SO going to mess with them! and goes full super villain.

The second way (AKA; the funnier way) is if Danny has to help stabiles Dani and Dan so Vlad is the one left to go about things but he’s weaker so they don’t get an apartment and Danny is stuck feeding their cores his own ectoplasm in whatever abandoned building they’ve squatted in for the night while Vlad grumbles and runs around attempting to steal things and not doing a very good job at it.

The reason I think this is the funnier option is because in my head, Dani and Dan make themselves look smaller, kinda de-age but their both still them, so that Danny doesn’t have to expend as much energy meaning that the Bats chance upon this group of what looks like a father and his trans-son (because Jazz SO gave that idiot enough thearapy that he isn’t as easily misunderstood as he used to be) and like two very young children and the whole family kinda goes; ….we have to help them

This is also funnier(and this is the main point) because the way that help would definitely be trying to convince Vlad to get a job at WE after Danny let’s it slip that Vlad’s an engineer, which he is case and point the GIANT LAB UNDER HIS CASTLE, and Vlad will be suffering because he DOES NOT want to work for some billionaire but they also need stuff to stabilise Dani and Dan and Danny can’t keep doing it because he’s so weak after expending this much energy that Vlad genuinely thinks he could die, ghost self and all and has to reluctantly agree.

Feel free to use this however, just tag me if you do ok?

[elline]

uuuhhhm mm. burps

[tadpole-apocalypse]

Being priced out of eating lunch everywhere around my workplace. Guess it’s time to go back to peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

every day I get closer to becoming a clone of my grandmother

[bagels-gate]

took a few day bg3 break to catch up on some swtor seasons... and now i have a sudden urge to make a new character, me and my partner are the worst at this... but they at least finished One Playthrough, i got one to act three and then jumped into an alternative au to that character—and then made like 4 different characters, remade my first-first one that had only two hours on it annnnd now i just wanna make a new one. again.

...this is worse then when i was playing dao.

[skywitchmaja]

looking everywhere for this kind of rice cracker snack mix thing idk i couldn’t find them at kroger or regular walmart— last i saw them was at a neighborhood walmart one town over

[wlwgang]

Straight woman bdsm (solidcore)

[snapbookreviews]

Fall 2023 Behind-the-Scenes Reading

Do YOU want to see what I spent my first semester in grad school reading? Of course you do. (There's a lot of Indigenous and queer scholarship.)

Usually, when I finish a reading that I know will be on the quarterly post, I write the small blurb as soon as I’m done, and I did start this semester doing that… but then came the annotated bibliography assignment. I had to stop doing blog write ups of my reading, because I had a big academic write up of my reading to do. But I’m back now! (It’s winter break and I only have teaching prep to…

[formeryelpers]

H&H Bagels, JetBlue Terminal 5, Jamaica, NY 11430

After reading many one star reviews for H&H at JFK Airport, I’ve come to realize that some people take their bagels very seriously. I’ve had better bagels but H&H was not terrible or close to the worst bagel ever.

People didn’t like how you have to order at the kiosk, but they had an employee there assisting people the entire time. The line was long and the bagel looked thrown together but it tasted fine. I like how you can customize your bagel using the kiosk, including the option to have it toasted or double-toasted.

They’ll call you by your name when your order is ready. A plain bagel is $1.99 with a few options (e.g., sesame). They also have egg sandwiches, bagels with a spread, and sandwiches.

Plain bagel with lox cream cheese, extra toasted ($8.58 + tax): Their bagels are big and they’re chewy. The plain bagel seemed sweeter than usual but the texture was definitely chewy. They did provide a generous amount of cream cheese studded with bits of lox. It wasn’t pretty but it did hit the spot. Would have been nice with some scallions or capers…one can dream.

3.5 out of 5 stars

By Lolia S.

[amynchan]

Ask people questions when they're around to answer them.

[passiveagreeable]

I can’t find it because searching tumblr sucks and google search quality has seriously just gone kaput, but I’m thinking about a post I saw that was like “don’t let cultural or societal standards force you into eating certain things for breakfast. Any food can be a breakfast food and traditional breakfast foods can be anytime foods.”

Cuz, just. When I was in high school on special days, we would have fried eggs on toast, but now years later, my dad has caught the avocado bug while I’ve been away and so that’s become avocado on toast with fried eggs. So this morning he pops his head in my room and says we have an avocado so how about some eggs. I tell him there’s some leftover rice so I’ll eat that with the rice and he can put it on toast. He’s like okay, whatever, then a moment later he pops back in to say I can do rice and he’ll eat a bagel so I can use our remaining two pieces of bread to make a sandwich for work. Yeah, alright, sure.

So I come out to the kitchen to cut up and season the avocado, as I always do, and he’s slicing a cinnamon raisin bagel, because his other option was parmesan and when we purchased the bagels yesterday, he told me in no uncertain terms that he does not think that parmesan is a breakfast cheese. And he’s getting ready to put avocado and fried eggs on a cinnamon raisin bagel because that is literally how against parmesan for breakfast he is, apparently.

[corkinavoid]

DPxDC Shit Fae!Danny Has Said While Living With Waynes

Danny, making a 'got your nose' gesture: Hey Jason, look, I've got your name!

Red Hood, who suddenly can't remember his own name: What the fuck

Bruce, in a tired dad voice: Danny, please, we talked about this, return your brother's name back

Danny: Oh, come on, it's not like he even uses it

Jason, thankfully remembering his name: And I repeat, what the f u c k

Steph, at dinner: I was wondering, what do faeries even eat normally? Like, flowers and stuff?

Danny, his eyes two black voids inside his eyesockets: The souls of the innocent

Steph: So that's a 'no' on the flowers?

Danny, back to normal and shoving a bagel in his mouth: I mean, I can, but would you want to stay on the crumbs-only diet when you are in a 5-star Michelin restaurant?

Tim: It's actually 3-star. Michelin rating system only has three stars, not five.

Dick: Are you saying that people are basically food joints for Fae?

Damian, at Constantine: It would do you well to choose your wording better when speaking to fair folk-

Danny, very much a fair folk, appearing out of thin air in the Cave: Yolo, s'up bitches, guess who's back in town!

Damian: -even when they do not necessarily do so themselves.

Constantine, looking between them: Are you sure you're the human and he is the changeling?

Tim, 46 hours of no sleep: Hey, if you can take a name from someone, does it mean you can take, like, other things that have no real shape or form?

Danny: Names do have shape and form, they even have taste. Yours is like a ping-pong ball made out of really dense cotton candy with banana-caramel flavor.

Tim, losing his touch with reality: Dense banana cotton candy...

Danny: By the way, I know you wanted to ask me if I could take your need to sleep from you, and theoretically, the answer is yes.

Tim, his whisper full of hope: ...will you?..

Danny: No. Either go to sleep or keep suffering. I'm not here to make your life easier.

Danny, after a half-an-hour rant on the Fae customs and traditions: -and Fae never tell the truth, but also never lie. It's a work of art, you know, say what you want but never in a way that makes sense.

Jason: So Fae just like to fuck with people.

Danny, looking him in the eyes, smiling and winking: Sure, humans are very fuckable.

Bruce, trying very hard not to pay attention to this: Can you make an example?

Danny: Sure. I lied.

Bruce: Where?

Danny: :)

Bruce, feeling like he is about to lose his mind: W h e r e ?

Alfred, right after he heard Dick's muffled screaming in the hallway: Young Master Danny, would you mind returning Master Dick his ability to talk in coherent sentences?

Danny, obediently standing up and walking out of the library: ...okay.

Bruce: How come he always listens to you?

Alfred: He knows what I will do if he doesn't.

Danny, returning to the library: He will change all the silverware to iron-ware. As well as the doorknobs and hairbrushes and lightswitches and everything else.

Alfred: Did you fix Master Dick's shoes?

Danny: I did. But I still think that making all of his shoes left ones was funny.

Alfred: Indeed, it was.

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There's also a fic now.

[voidsgarden]

Bagel. Plain bagel. The center of all bagel-kind. It’s being untouched by seasonings, it stands as the centerpiece for the ideal bagel shape. Both the minimum and maximum of what a bagel should be. Legend has it that a pastry once looked through the perfect plain bagel and cried tears of joy as it ascended towards the unknown.

[violentvioletviolets]

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sometimes, people are like ‘tom would die for harry if it came down to it’ or ‘tom would die for [insert character]’…. like it’s so stereotypical. Voldemort ENTIRE arc in the books is that he’s immortal and won’t love. why do you have to make him this selfless character who would love someone so fiercely that he would face his worst fear for them. This man made 7 horcruxes. SEVEN. a sane man would Never do that and for people to reduce him and fit him into the box of ‘love conquers all fears’ and push it onto the SINGULAR character in the whole series who doesn’t love is just… bad. and terribly cliché.

it’s more in-character if he’s written as the selfish, rotten man who puts himself above literally everyone else. like this man is not facing death for anyone sorry.