#gwen/tosh

[torchwood-rarepair-royale]

And the winner of the Torchwood Rarepair Royale is

Martha Jones/Toshiko Sato!

Rising from the humble beginnings of a preliminary win and the 32nd seed, it’s truly fitting that such a rarepair would win. May I suggest creating fanworks of them to celebrate? Their Ao3 tag is rather bereft for the support they’ve received here.

Gwen Cooper/Toshiko Sato took a respectable second place, the core team women doing what Torchwood does best and getting gay with it

And polyamory rights won third place with my personal beloved Jack Harkness/John Hart/Ianto Jones, a very fitting 69.9% of you choosing to add Eye Candy to the relationship and make their whole thing work 🥺

The bracket for the Torchwood Rare Rarepair Royale drops soon, so let’s see which ships will be duking it out this round 😎

[theangelofbrahma]

something about characters who are not necessarily doomed by the narrative but definitely doomed by their jobs

[doctorwhommm]

tfw you shoot your boss but he comes back to life so you organise an impromptu mutiny against your him which leads to you accidentally bringing about the literal biblical apocalypse which is only stopped by your immortal boss dying for good this time but psych he actually comes back to life AGAIN and then immediately runs away whilst you’re on a coffee run and you don’t hear from him until a few months later when he’s suddenly a wanted terrorist on the news with his toxic ex and some random junior doctor

[the-torchwood-archive]

Jack Harkness getting clocked by those nearest and dearest.

[iantoscoffee]

torchwood

[sp3akfromtheart]

looks like jack put some mistletoe up in the torchwood hub...

[captainfairygodmother]

Watching Torchwood for the first time, I'm just about to go on to EP9 (I only started watching it yesterday afternoon), so here's some of my favourite commentary bits that I've sent to @ddrunkbard :

[blufruity]

Time for some TORCHWOOD! Gwen, Tosh and Owen. God, I love this show. Gwen is an all time favourite character for me

[nitro9th]

not to pit women against eachother but..

[ovulatingwatermelon]

Incorrect torchwood quotes

Jack: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it. Owen: ...what happened? Jack: I made a VERY bad mistake.

Gwen: I'm at a loss for words! Owen: Despite being ‘at a loss for words’, Gwen yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

Tosh: Ianto, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor. Ianto: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

Owen: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I’m drunk. Owen: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now. Ianto: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.

Owen: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee. Gwen: If I was married to you I’d drink it.

Ianto: Come on Tosh, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that... Tosh: Yes I can, dear. Fifty dollars.

[geekgirl750]

Shaking, screaming, crying, foaming at the mouth thinking about if Torchwood and The Umbrella Academy existed in the same universe...

Especially if Jack and Five ever met and realized that they were both old men doomed by their narratives

[torchwood-rarepair-royale]

Propaganda below the cut:

Martha/Tosh propaganda

Gwen/Tosh propaganda

[theangelofbrahma]

[doctorwhommm]

we’re so back

[jakowskis]

Feel free to reblog and put details in the tags.

[iantoscoffee]

if children of earth is my reason to stay alive then the bar is not low, it is in another fucking dimension