#gwen parkins

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

Memes based on My fic The Drakes Spoiled Brat, Chapter 12

EXTRA SNEAK PEEK (Will probably link to a future chapter, but rn Tumblr exclusive I guess)

Isn't he so punchable???? Like honestly Tim gets to have a little fun, and most of that comes from being as on the nose yet absurdly believable possible.

[yourlocal-edgelord]

@batfambrainrotbeloved

I ws left unsupervised for a while, not usually a good idea but this time it ws

so i hv a gift for u

Cn u guess who it is? (hint its on the name tag)

shes watching steph stumble over her words for the tenth time in 5 minutes.

[screaming-but-also-no]

Panda Plush

i don't even know man, he deserves something nice

[plant-clovergrass]

Nine to Midnight IV (<- link!) just released!! It’s an annual anthology of spooky audio fiction short stories by horror podcasters. I’m not affiliated in any way, but I wanted to compile a list of everyone involved to celebrate the wealth of talent that came together this year and make it even easier to check out all their other projects.

Full credits under the cut but just to whet anyone’s curiosity, some exciting callouts that I personally recognized include stories from the creators of @malevolentcast, @hellofromthehallowoods, @thestoragepapers, @hinaypod, @re-dracula, @ethicstownpod , @woebegonepod , @wakeofcorrosion , @thenightpost , @hellgatecity , @ostiumpodcast , @souloperatorpod , and more and more!

HEAVY FLOW

Motzie Dapul (Hi Nay)

Nathan Lunsford (The Storage Papers)

PODDINGTON

Kevin Berrey (Hell Gate City)

David Ault (SO many shows, including NoSleep, The White Vault, RE: Dracula, Woe.BeGone, and more.)

Rýne Scrin

Shaun Pellington (Wake of Corrosion)

David Ault (davidault.co.uk)

The Earth Will Determine

Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, and Ian Boddy from Woodbine and Parkdale Haunt

Day 153

From the The Grotto Pod

Specifically: Athan, Derek Moreland, Joshua, ARI, Bryce, Ava, and Violet

Out of Hot Water

Dylan Griggs (Woe.Begone)

Sibling Rivalry

Rae Lundberg (The Night Post)

Cleanup on Aisle Two

Shelby Novak (Scare You To Sleep)

Pacific S. Obadiah (SCP Archives, RE: Dracula, and more)

CONTENT

Tal Minear (many things, such as RE: Dracula, Sidequesting, and more)

The Birdcatcher

Michael Alan Herman & Josie Eli Herman of Acorn Arts and Entertainment (Silvertongues, The Call of the Void, and more)

I was born James Theodore Parkin

David Ault (davidault.co.uk)

Making Friends

Tatiana Gefter (Soul Operator)

J Strautman (Planet Arcana, Soul Operator strautmaskreplica.carrd.co)

Shaun Oldfield (Planet Arcana, instagram.com/sj.oldfield)

Tatiana Gefter (The Department of Variance of Somewhere Ohio, Woe.Begone, Nowhere On Air, Soul Operator, Wake of Corrosions, and more: tatianagefter-va.carrd.co)

111

From the creatives behind Ethics Town

Specifically: Ollie Bannerman, CL Hendry, Cai Gwilym Pritchard, Ollie Bannerman, Evan Gwen Davies, Cai Gwilym Pritchard and Eli Labat-Angstadt.

Home

From the 400 Words A Horror Team

Specifically: Lyssa Jay, Gem Aydin, Just Jenah, Prax Kilowatt, Shaun Pellington, Taylor Michaels, and more

Hungrier

William A. Wellman (Hello From the Hallowoods)

Going Down

Jesse Syratt (Nowhere, On Air)

Tatiana Gefter (Soul Operator)

Taylor Micheals (The Grotto)

Motzie Dapul (Hi Nay)

Tal Minear (RE: Dracula)

The Witch of November

Three Fates (You are the Ghost in This House, Points of Articulation)

Specifically: Fiona Clare, Paige Elizabeth Allen, and Hannah Semmelhack, additional materials by C. Luke Soucy; recording, mixing, sound design by Rhea Patil; performances from Fiona Clare, Paige Allen, Nora Aguiar, C. Lucy Soucy

A Thousand Cuts

Alex C. Telander (The Ostium Network: Ostium, Circe, Manifestations)

Puppy Play

From the creators of The Storage Papers

Specifically: Grinner Media, Nathan Lunsford, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, and Tatiana Gefter

The Sound

Harlan Guthrie (Malevolent, Deviser, Dice Shame)

The Feed

Ryan Joseph Murphy (Your Horror Show)

Brady Flanagan (Rogue Life)

Hopefully this is a helpful reference for fans looking for an easy reference to see which stories their favorite artists have worked on and help discover new ones! (Happy to make edits upon request!)

[thetempleofthemasaigoddess]

"Hello, I'm Sybil. Sybil Harding."

Name: Sybil Eleanor Harding

Date of Birth: February 25th 1924

Family: Gwen Dawson (mother); John Harding (father); David "Davey" Harding (younger brother, b. 1930)

Education: Primary and high school in Ripon. Department of Journalism Studies at the university of Sheffield (graduated in 1945).

Work experience: Apprenticeship at a local newspaper in Ripon (1945-1948). Hired at The Sketch in London in 1948.

Favourite colour: Teal

Favourite (and least favourite) food: Parkin - especially the one her father prepares. Drinks tea with milk and no sugar. Eats almost everything but she is allergic to mustard.

Favourite artists: Billie Holiday and Myrna Dalgleish.

Sexuality: Aro lesbian. In a relationship with her "roommate" and old best friend from university, who writes for another magazine.

Idols: Her nakesake and her mother's benefactor, Sybil Crawley. Emmeline Pankhurst. She also admires her employer, lady Edith Crawley, and The Sketch's editor, Laura Edwards.

Friends: She feels more at ease with male friends than with other girls. Generally remains friends with past lovers. Becomes friends with Marigold Gregson soon after Edith introduces them.

Dream: To publish her own magazine. To learn to speak French. To meet Billie Holiday.

Personality: Stubborn. Generous. Introverted. Dedicated. Ambitious. Devoted. Always ready to help others, but she would die before asking for it herself.

Habits: Wears one of a pair of rings she and her roommate have exchanged as a sign of their commitment to each other. Started smoking to imitate Laura and keep her company during her smoke breaks and soon developed an addiction. Bites her nails when nervous.

Faceclaim: Ellie Bamber - with red hair!

*****

Here is my first OC!! Hope you like it, I hope I can write more about her!

Thank you to @queenmeriadoc for their encouragement.

[jude-thedude98]

I fold you I'm a lyricist

Ima start wit using the eeriest (lakes)

Thid my Pride Friendly Q&A so no jeed to get deliri9us about my Queeriest

Since ima poet

Ima use this keyboard clickin

As my Instruments

Laffy taffy strugglin

Serious

I stay in busy ness

But I don't ever forget

Yall rappers sound the same - all I hear is crinkle crinkle kid

Unfold yo mouths n stop talkin nonsense

Sex drugs and violence

How bout choose different options

Mushmouth talkin

Passin me off havin no bear necessities

In the Mirror Naked BaLOOnin

Feel like I gotta spell this out like Gwen Stefani did

But this ain't no spellin contest

Even if it was yall ain't hearin it

(Well) Ya better believe it bit

By bit I'm wood choppin this

Tree down but it ain't go in quiet

Title of this one is Forest of Pages

And somebody please tell me why the tree remembers the pain but the axe always forgets

Mm, I'm deep divin

These c's better 3's PO - Post Office Kid

Here's your food delivery with tip

No ding dong ditchin straight door dashin

I been called like a Mormon

So let this be my voice-mail answerin

I'll leave messages

Lyrical inclinations

Brain gamin

Fundamentalist

Gotta sweet Toth for some Eminems

But ima Skittlez kid

This rainbow I give you for free tastin

I got you wrappers usin my lines like I fundipped them

N that's right I spelled rappers wit incorrection

I would have spelled in proper tense

But three u's spells unsatisfaction (and that's an ass whippin)

Unless you flip them

Then it's a cursive m

You see how I swerve on them

I use homonyms

Like would flip the three u's then what you got old wit an m

That's mold. That means yalls rhymes is rotten

My Forest of Pages

These are my Woodlands

Lines so sharp I'm paper cuttin

But I ain't parkin linkin

But I do ride Lincoln

I'm Abe Honestin

These folk got amnesia senses

They became a lil independent

N forgot about the kid

That's child abandonment

But I'm kiddin n playin

Nah I'm lyin

I been Hypin 1988 since

Everyone seems to forget the establishment

April consumation

January baby out the womb in

To the world I'm settin

The foundation

I'm gon be Bob the Builder n Fix This Glitch

I'm talkin architectural draftin

Rebuildin

New alignments

Since a lines meant

To grow straight in

Stop the curbin

These entusiastics

Has caused drastics

Changes

Wit strangers

Will Robinson's in danger

I can feed a man fish but he won't exchange it

Fishin for powerlines like an att temp kid

I think I lost you no significance

Yall folk focusin

On bars but not rememberin

That's what they capture us jn

Oooh n I know that was whitey tighty cleanin

Under wherein

Do these lines come from? I got you limboin

N it's later than it is early so I'm limo stretchin

Provin points like Nemo, hope you can find it

But I'm missin?

Nah yall jus Coralin

That means you Miss in

This movie mission

Dead to me so go ahead n get the gettin

You invisible always callin

Everythin

Impossible visions

Don't happen without envisions

That means the dreams have to be workin

My girl Cocoa got me though like the temptations

N i'm tempted

To end it (all)

But not for me cause I only lyrically do the killin

But for you cents you already silent

But got pennies to say for my thoughts n I ain't price shift

Gears cause haters lookin

For lingerin

Well here's Victoria's secret

Too many people finger pointin

Uncle Sammin'

Pointless.

Oops I think you missed it

See these lines be wavin

Right over your craniums

I use letters like planes so I can get fly with

A trivia crack word high with

Oscillatin fan whisk

That's a princess bride hi grip

This that baseball uniform needs laundry detergent

Crowd tidal wavin

As I slide in

Home basement

To be used for hide and seekin

N since I'm a wordsmith

N I don't boast my confidence (enough)

I'm going to let these statements get foolish

Get stupid

Get ignit

Use my noodle pit

From my Eastside and my Westside connections

Drink grabbin

Ice cube in

My ice t since it's 6 in the mornin

I'll bring out my toolkit

Use the tools I'm cool wit

Tried to screwdriver me but I got my monkeywrench

If you don't know me by now I'm Mc hammer quick

Yall know yall can't touch this

I'm simply red lovin

I'm too sexy for this album I'm right said Fredin

Family Guyin

Couldn't catch these lines if you were Frank or Wes Welker in the Dolphins

Kermit the frog herein

Large egos like stewie's head and little balls like Peter griffin

But you dogs wanna a bonin?

Thinkin cause you speaking like Brian

You get the cool whip

But yall jus cool whipped

N when it comes to the appeal of whippin

You babyfaces be screamin no i dont do bdsmin

But thats cool tho I don't fool wit

Whippets

I only wip it out when it calls for progression

And that's a work in

Gutter bowlin

No strikin

Lines as magnetic as lighnin

Uneven slices

Mathematical dices

3.14159 is

Rhymes unendin

I got people pinin (for more)

Sayin please baby please give me one mo hittin

But I ain't no Ike n

Tina down the river rollin

Tho i know yall teenin for the classics

Like I'm DeVante, K-Ci, Joel, & Dalvin

I get so sick

Pf the same songs playin

I swear it's like the universe be all 4 one against this movement

I'm quite feverish

But even at 19 I knew I was covid

Rhymes so ill they the deadliest

Catchin bullets

Rush hour bloopin

Guess I gotta dumb it down n get the stoopin

Folks out here gettin

Caught by the same old Charlie Brown football (Lucy) smokin

I love - they thought I said loosely

But I'm usually

Not a cannon but this BlackOutProduction

Got me up in amazement

In the first revision

It was 4:30 somethin

N I can burn these fumes till the word count is empty

I'm gettin itchy

You buggers buggin me

But I guess it's true what they say isn't it

It's a bug's life so you should expect some stingin

But I'm floatin

Like a butter flyin

Smoother than a criminal an I ain't lyin

I may got the eye of the tiger but I got the roarin mane of a lion

Damn does it stink in here oh no wait that's jus my dragons breath - I'm spittin hot fire

Wired like a secret agent

Create Success Investigation

These criminal minds

Are lyrical ties

To dress you up n get ready for I's

I pledge allegiances

I do marry you death do us part tills

Stills in I's

Like I's solemnly swear that I am up to semicolons

No good riddance

From first to last

Again I am a lyricist

I will use my two arms to strum my pain with this stringed instrument

This kyre its jus

My Greek Day of recognitions

Oops my Green day

I'll be captain planet

Savin the earth will be one of my serenist moments

Altoid break in

Playin linemen tic tac toe in poundin offense

Hashtaggin defense

Somebody please wake me up when September ends

Cause you family guys are still wishin I loop a line for cool whip again

Please cool it now then

Make sure you call me the new Indiana Jones wit the cool whippin sense

Tomb raidin jt

Why is it people will sign their name next to an X for treasure huntin

But won't walk the plank to sign next to the X line of friendship

Diggin up artifacts that's ancient

Has your cookie dipped in yet?

I'm thick in the thinnin of LeBron James' hair ulignment

n if you already know that you can't have pie without cool whip

Why'd you make me flip it

I guess it's cause the u n on top of each other is in perfect alignment

On this track I'm racin

I'm only speakin one thing about equation

And that's The United Nations.

(Emphasis on the H'in)

Forest of Pages (Sounds of The Great Lakes)

By Mr. PoetAll

[intyaleglorfindeliel]

AI-Generated Fanfic Summaries, pt. 3

After viewing the chaos caused by the ratings system prompt, I took that parameter out and kept running the bot.  It ran for quite a while before crashing, but I feel like it got progressively more demented. 42 pieces of garbage below.

1. Title: Where Is My Song Book??? Fandom: Star Wars, Batman, Game Of Thrones Pairing: Leilani Parkin & Finn Jones

Summary: When Jax's mother decides to leave him, will Finn join her? Or try to live a normal life with nothing but books and his mom's heart?

2. Title: An Awkward Conversation about Friendship with Friends Fandom: A Song For You, Charlie Brown Pairing: Annie Beaumont & Lucy Liu

Summary: One day when Lucy is walking home from school in Boston, she meets and immediately falls in love with another girl who happens to be at school playing computer games. Unfortunately, this doesn't end well for the two friends.

3. Title: Sucker Punch Fandom: Superman Pairing: Clark Kent/Supergirl

Summary: The most popular superhero in the world has been accused of murder. And though they have no proof against Superman, the Justice League find themselves facing a new enemy—a criminal mastermind who has the ability to defeat anything that attempts to stop him.

4. Title: We Don't Like Your Dress! Fandom: Hunger Games Pairing: Katniss Everdeen & Edward Furlough

Summary: In one of the greatest challenges of all time, a group of young people must choose between standing up to someone who is holding the future of humanity in their hands or betraying their friends and allies.

5. Title: I'm So Sorry! Fandom: X-Men, Buffy The Vampire Slayer Pairing: Xavier Grey / Angelus (Sasha)

Summary: While Xander's parents are away for several days, Spike comes over to hang out with his boyfriend. However, things quickly turn ugly when one of them accidentally shoves the other person into bed.

6. Title: Oh Dear Fandom: Stargate Atlantis Pairing: David Rompelberg & Dr. Jackson Llewellyn

Summary: With one year left until he leaves Earth, Scott finds himself alone again. After much deliberation, he chooses to stay on his island, where he plans to use all the wealth and power he can muster to fight back against evil.

7. Title: Love Song Fandom: Little Mermaids, Cinderella Pairing: Caster Swan / Belle - Cinderella

Summary: During her final exams in elementary school, Aladdin and Genie face each other while singing a song called "My Heart Will Go On." But the only person who can hear them is Prince Charming, so Aladdin goes to sleep thinking he sees him looking like the prince...but he isn't. When they wake up the next morning, they're trapped in a cave full of mermaids. Aladdin then sings the rest of the fairy tale together with Cinderella.

8. Title: How Do We Play This Trick on Ourselves? Fandom: Transformers Pairing: Optimus Prime / Maximus Prime

Summary: It's difficult to win over your fellow Autobots when they're too busy fighting for their own survival. One lucky Cybertronian finally catches Optimus and takes advantage of his weakness to steal his car, but he's not alone. In order to get even with his old friend and the leader of Decepticons he's been chasing for years, he has to keep winning the hearts of the remaining members of his team.

9. Title: Let Me Out of Here Fandom: Glee Pairing: Kurt Hummel & Santana Lopez 

Summary: In this short series, a boy's attempt to break free from social constraints results in tragedy. Although Santana manages to save a girl named Amy, Kurt and some of his friends end up breaking the law, resulting in a major rift between him and the group.

10. Title: What If we Didn't Care About Books Fandom: Lord of The Rings Pairing: Gandalf/Gwen Stark

Summary: As the war between good and evil gathers momentum, it appears that everyone’s happy. Then in a flash of light, two knights, Eustace Peverell and Saruman, are thrown through a portal into Middle-earth. A long time ago in Rivendell, these three heroes took part in something very special as their companions and now they want to share this memory with the others. But there’s a secret behind their decision…

11. Title: All Hail King Sauron Fandom: Chronicles of Amber Pairing: Arthur Darcy / Eloise Mallory

Summary: After witnessing some evil on their home continent of Pern, they journey to Doriath and are able to stop some of its destruction. In return, Sauron gains the knowledge of a key part of history and brings peace to the land. He also creates creatures that resemble humans, which makes him extremely powerful. Soon after they return to Auror, Arthur and Eloise begin seeing signs of their former partners, both the ones that were in Sauron’s tower and others. Arthur and Eloise discover that their memories aren’t always what they seem and that the past might actually repeat itself.

12. Title: Can It Really Happen Here? Fandom: Twilight Saga Pairing: Bella Cullen/ Edward Cullen

Summary: As the Cullens continue to struggle with their love for their cousin Jacob, things become more complicated when Bella is kidnapped by pirates and Jake begins to grow closer to Raven, the man who has caused Bella to feel rejected. Meanwhile the rest of the Trio are having trouble finding happiness either due to the circumstances or the family situation.

13. Title: First Kiss Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pairing: Shredder / Splinter

Summary: It starts out as a regular date, just you and your dates, and ends up being something else entirely. A week later it becomes an obsession, and once the other characters realize that it's something more than just a friendship, it becomes a reality.

14. Title: I Know That Fandom: New Mutants Pairing: Aaron Taylor-Johnson / Nick Fury

Summary: After Nick tries to convince a reluctant Alex Simmons to join forces with teammate Zari on Team Blue (and with luck, save Jack), one thing leads to another, and Alex becomes involved with Alex. But what happens when it becomes more than just an affair?

15. Title: Time Travel! Fandom: Doctor Who, Iron Man, Indiana Jones Pairing: Tom Baker / John Locke

Summary: There are times when life feels like it's getting worse faster than it used to. But what if it wasn't? And what if it didn't matter? Well, here's hoping!

16. Title: Life of Riley Fandom: Supernatural Pairing: Dean Winchester / Sam Adly Mansfield

Summary: After killing her dad and the entire town, 14-year-old Ella returns to her small Kansas hometown and discovers that the last thing on Earth she remembers is running into Samuel Adly. Now she's determined to make sure no kid ever gets the chance to kill him.

17. Title: You and Your Family Fandom: World War Hulk Pairing: Bruce Banner / Chris Claremont

Summary: During World War Hulk, Mark Antliff is sent to Korea to capture General Manticore, the legendary warrior immortalized in Marvel Comics' Ultimate Universe. It's a job he never expected to achieve, but he does indeed get what he wants.

18. Title: Summer Days Fandom: Amazing Spider-Man Pairing: Peter Parker/Spider-Man

Summary: When Andrew Summers is found dead in the swimming pool, nobody seems surprised. What they don't know is that the kid was actually going through withdrawal symptoms brought on by feelings of loneliness.

19. Title: My Brother's Secret Lover Fandom: Twilight Pairing: Bella Swan/Ella Fitzgerald

Summary: After being banished to Earth for ten years, Luna Summers is about to have her first real date with Edward Cullen...only this time he's going to use it as an excuse to show up in person!

20. Title: Sis' Sister-in-Law's Friend's Son's Death Wish Fandom: Sons of Anarchy Pairing: Johnny Depp/Seth MacFarlane

Summary: Once upon a time, I got stuck in my own little world when some dude had a problem with me and his friends; now I'm stuck in this small world again.

21. Title: I'm Not Sure If This Is P.Diddy's Place, But He Knows His Own Name Fandom: Teen Wolf Pairing: Jacob Kile/Mike Myers

Summary: Mike is an aspiring model whose parents recently gave him the nickname 'P.Diddy' because of his tall, lean build. As he tries to decide what to name himself, the question is put to him which one of the three words will stand out over the others.

22. Title: Girlfriend Like Family Member Of Another Gangster (But With Much Better Jobs Than Themselves) Fandom: American Dad Pairing: Chris Hardwick/James Frey

Summary: While still in the military, Travis has several run-ins with gang members. After a few of these incidents, he is drafted into a prison crew sent to protect another group of soldiers. After returning home, he finds that he is now the leader of the new crew. He is also a member of an underground band called "The Rippers", which specializes in fighting against his former unit.

23. Title: What You're Really Trying To Sell Me: How I Went From Being Just An Extra in High School Into Being One Of America's Most Prominent Businesspeople Fandom: Friends Reunited Pairing: Adam Sandler/Kevin Hart

Summary: Adam and Kevin are best friends who have known each other since high school. They just finished high school together and are preparing to graduate together.

24. Title: He Who Loved Us All (Part 1) Fandom: Breaking Bad Pairing: Bryan Cranston/Bradley Cooper

Summary: Brad and Jesse are two young people who have grown apart due to their personal differences. Then they reunite during the summer, and finally grow close again.

25. Title: Don't Tell Momma Fandom: Game of Thrones Pairing: Daenerys Targaryen/Tyrion Lannister

Summary: Euron Greyjoy, a lord of free folk who rules the Starks, is accused of treason by many on Daenerys’ council. His family, though, do not believe that the people of Westeros can be trusted any longer.

26. Title: Your Favorite Song That Got Too Many Tears From The Band At Midnight Fandom: Red Dead Redemption 2 Pairing: Robin Hanson/Chris McCandless

Summary: During a trip to visit old family friends, an old band comes down with bad luck and its manager decides to leave town. Now, without a manager, the music isn't too good anymore. This is the story of this band coming back together so we can all sing again.

27. Title: Two Best Guys (So Different, But Both Good At Work) Fandom: Final Destination: Legacy Pairing: Aaron Paul/Milo Ventimiglia

Summary: During their lives, they've always worked together. However, after a traumatic event, they start to look past each other. When they reconnect, they slowly realize that they aren't meant to be together.

28. Title: No Sleep Until Morning (Part 1) Fandom: Chuck Wendig Pairing: Jeff Kinney/Jada Pinkett Smith

Summary: There once was a cop named Charlie Brown and one night, he went to sleep. The next morning, the police department decided to rename him Officer Pepper Potts. Well, that didn't last long.

29. Title: A Kiss From Heaven Fandom: Doctor Strange Pairing: Benedict Cumberbatch/Patrick Stewart

Summary: Captain Marvel is a super hero who saves the universe. It's up to Dr. Doom to figure out what's wrong with her. And he does very poorly at it. Can Dr. Doom convince his former superhero partner to join them? Or will they just become enemies?

30. Title: This Life Fandom: House of Cards Pairing: Claire Danes/Kate Mara

Summary: The final season of this show tells the story of Frank Underwood's life through the eyes of two daughters who grew up beside him. When their mother dies, Danes and Mara choose to end their lives. But when a gunman shoots Frank, and then takes a bullet for Mara, the girls must come to terms with the fact that they may...

31. Title: Death and Daydreaming Fandom: Doctor Who, Sherlock Holmes Pairing: David Tennant/Martin Freeman

Summary: Martin Freeman's childhood hero is murdered just as his beloved colleague and friend starts to show signs of terminal illness. David Tennant's father is forced to accept that death does not mean the end of life.

32. Title: Mr. and Mrs. Smith Fandom: Buffy Pairing: Stephen Moyer / Sarah Michelle Gellar

Summary: A widower couple meets in London when they are summoned home by an urgent request from their teenage son (who has gone missing). The widow decides to stay behind while her husband goes out to find the boy.

33. Title: The Long Walk Fandom: Battlestar Galactica, Flash Gordon Pairing: Le'Veon Bell / Elizabeth Shippen Bush

Summary: It is a typical morning in Raptor City when Elizabeth "Eve" Sager must make her way back to base with an extremely ill baby strapped into a cradle. Once there, the infant begins to struggle, and Eve herself is found collapsed in a pool of blood. Fortunately for everyone else present, another passenger on a shuttle called into action, rescuing Eve and helping her to survive. However, the ship itself is stuck in hyperspace, unable to return home until its passengers have been safely removed.

34. Title: Bloodroot, The Green Queen Fandom: Wonder Woman Pairing: Lana Lang / Cassandra Cain

Summary: In order to defeat King Midas the legendary Red God (a powerful demon), Aqualad recruits some unlikely allies; she recruits Arthurian knights, scientists, warlocks, alchemists, sorcerers, telepaths, assassins, wizards, witches, demons, monsters, angels, aliens, creatures from other realms, evil forces of nature, etc.

35. Title: When I Was Your Baby Girl Fandom: SpongeBob SquarePants Pairing: Nicky Perez / Kari Wahlgren

Summary: On one Christmas eve, Krabs' parents prepare dinner for him at night. Then it gets worse. After his dad is killed, SpongeBob decides to take up the mantle of godfather and the responsibility of raising them both. He finds out all about Kari's brother Ben before being arrested by police and sent to prison. He tells Ben to do what he did if he wants to live. And he does. But he didn't tell his mom about this. No wonder the kids hate SpongeBob. She knows what's going on. This story is all about the secret side of Krab's personality.

36. Title: Unconditional Love Fandom: Star Wars Pairing: Caine Jones / Yoda Skywalker

Summary: Anakin Skywalker and Padmé Amidala are separated following the destruction of Episode 1, but Caine Jones and Yoda are finally reunited. The two reunite again in Revenge of the Sith, where the younger man faces a moral dilemma between loyalty to family and duty to Jedi ideals.

37. Title: Two Girls Fandom: Muppet*Vision 3D Pairing: Kermit the Frog / Eliza Doolittle

Summary: As the characters say goodbye to each other, each time they see each other, Eliza wishes she could run faster. "I wish you'd come back to me, too."

38. Title: Sweet Things Fandom: Dexter, Breaking Bad Pairing: Robert Forster / Adrienne Barbeau

Summary: The day is dark and stormy, the rain is hard, and there's no sign of Michael Scofield. What will become of these characters left to fend for themselves?

39. Title: We Are All Connected Fandom: Futurama, Dr. Hibbert's Mystery Incorporated Pairing: Rufus Hound / George Faelke

Summary: At some point, some members of their team discover the true identity of Bender. Will Fry use the information to his advantage? Will Robot fight Robot? The season finale answers those questions and more.

40. Title: Your Choice Fandom: True Detective, Sons of Anarchy Pairing: Sam Waterston / Kate Bosworth

Summary: In a way, True Detective is more interesting than The Sopranos because the characters are more conflicted and complicated.

41. Title: Just Like Heaven Fandom: Game of Thrones Pairing: Jamie Lannister / Daenerys Targaryen

Summary: Sansa makes a deal with Jon Snow to take over as Handmaidens and make it possible for someone else to die.

42. Title: Second Skin Fandom: Xena Warrior Princess, Avatar:The Last Airbender Pairing: Jake Gyllenhaal / Steven Yeun

Summary: Youngest daughter Mia lives in seclusion inside the wall surrounding Pandora's ark. Her mother dies during childbirth, leaving Mia with her father on earth. She struggles to find a relationship with anyone besides Alex as well as the memory of her dead mother. She eventually escapes from the walls and falls in with the human tribe. Unfortunately for her, they are no less dangerous than she is.

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This, as many things Viktor Krum, international Quidditch star and notorious grump says, earns him a sideways glance from Ginny.

��Is that a bad thing?” she asks. “Uneventful?”

Gwenog would kill her if she knew Ginny were sitting around fraternizing with a Puddlemere United player (the third one she’s fraternized with this week actually, Wilda being the first and Oliver the second). But Gwenog also can’t begrudge her this moment of relative peace, tucked away from any curious onlookers, safely cocooned in a Muggle garden in the back of a Muggle church: an excellent place to sit and eat.

She suspects she already knows his answer. A few years have passed, but in the slight hunch of his shoulders there is an echo of the boy who’d hidden in the library more often than not in an effort to escape a school of prying eyes.

“You know what was uneventful?” she continues easily, leaning back into the bench and watching a few London pigeons bob amongst the graves. “You catching the Snitch not thirty minutes into the damn match. Neat and tidy, didn’t even know what had happened until my feet hit the ground. What happened to showmanship, eh? A little excitement?”

The corner of his mouth twitches up, and Ginny crosses one foot over the other, pleased.

“Not a load of uneventful happiness at that press junket, thanks very much.” It’s good to tease a colleague; good to sit with a friend. “Gwenog rearranged our whole training schedule, it was a bloody mess.”

Was uneventful bad? Viktor supposed not; he’d always preferred the quiet life—and no, the irony of his international career wasn’t lost on him. It had more been an observation about how little there was to talk about when things were just... ticking along. Human beings seemed to bond best in times of adversity, united by their common struggles, be it full-scale war or just that one really annoying teammate everyone hated.

But he and Ginny... What did they have to complain about these days—busy schedules and minor injuries?

He was just about to say something deep regarding the fleeting nature of happiness when she took the conversation in an entirely different direction, and the quiet chuckle that escaped him belied his surprise. Only Ginny could tease him about something like that with a straight face.

“Do you expect me to apologise for being good at my job?” he replied casually, his expression lightening up a little. There was a reason he liked spending time with her, and it mostly had to do with the way she could draw him out of his thoughts oh-so effortlessly.

“Maybe Gwen should focus on scouting you a better Seeker, if you’re struggling so much,” he continued, a definite teasing note stealing into his voice. It wasn’t a fair comment; the Harpies were one of the best teams all-around, especially since Ginny had joined. Even so, it felt good to turn the joke on her for once. “One that cares more about winning than showmanship.

“Or if you can’t afford it, I can give Parkin a few lessons—pro bono. I like to do my part for charity.”

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Random memes based on "The Drakes Spoiled Brat (im sorry dad)" (pt 2)

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Tim is better than me because if I saw my ex flirting with someone right in front of me and they no longer remember our time together I’d crash out

Well because of my own personal headcanon (and the fact DC absolutely FUCKED up with writing Tim and Stephs whole "why our relationship ended"- also just lore implications)

They were eachother's beard. (not that they realized it at the time)

But if anything Tim is more heartbroken over seeing Steph so happy, just an arms length away and instead of being able to support her, offer advice, and enjoy his friends together- he will forever be "A friend of a friend" to her

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Me when I remember I can (kinda) draw??

Featuring Gwen and Alan!!! (whom I resized so many time he looks fucked up but oh well)

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am i reading too much into things or has Gwen definitely caught onto Steph/Spoiler

Oh no honey- read into EVERYTHING because its there for a reason. And this time?? You're dead on

I mean- miss girl showed up to the fundraiser Gwen had told Spoiler about, popped in with a fun fact very few people would just know, and she ordered the exact. same. thing.

Gwen isnt a detective, but shes good at customer service and remembers interactions better than most. Especially meeting one of Gothams masks?? Memorable.

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Thinking about “Alvin” having to listen to Gwen go on about Stephanie and not being able to acknowledge the fact the he knows

He remembers

All her fun little date night ideas

The quirks in her speech patterns

Her favorite show she rambles on about

The coverups she uses for her vigilante life

He knows all of it and remembers it all from both when they were dating and when they were friends and he just. Can’t. Say. Anything.

Im a strong believer in (because Canon fucked up why Steph and Tim broke up) they were dating and then realized they loved eachother, but werent good for eachother as partners-

So they split and stayed friends, but they still had that itimacy that pushed them past most friends because of what they HAD been.

If Steph remembered him, it would be the same way. But now, he has no grounds other than to hint stuff to Gwen whose accepted Alan has a "knack for knowing things"

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a random thing that a couple for days I imagined that obi, zeek, and gwen would know that alan was a fake identity like they don't know that he fucking ✨️ Timothy Drake ✨️ or what is his real ID but now he is a fake id and he's probably younger than he says and on rare occasions they treat him like h the group's baby, these are extremely small things but every time they happen the tim is like "???????" not in an uncomfortable way but out of pure confusion because where the fuck did thats come from

Brilliant idea!!- and ill give my personal insight to each

Zeek is convinced this guy is in some sort of protective custody because how the hell else did he meet this random guy who didn't look the least bit bothered about being mugged (even by Gothamite standards) and then suddenly he has a job?? His criminal record is cleared by system error??? Obviously he has connections.

Gwen just gets random "Big sister" moments- but coming from someone who has friends of all ages, thats normal even for older friends. Its just even stronger for her. (doesnt help Alan looks on the verge of tears everytime she does something nice for him) Just assumes hes running away from a bad home life and making a new name of himself

Obi just genuienly does not give a fuck- they are the monarch of minding their own damm buisness. Do they pick up on conflicting stories? Yes they arent oblivious. Are they going to ask? No. Alan is their friend and a reliable one at that, no need to poke their nose in buisness that isnt theirs.

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Hey, just wondering if you could give us some insight into how the sleepy kitten cafe staff met Alan/got close to him/what they think of him. Also curious to see what all the bats think about cardinal. Did they ever meet in costume?

P.S: Keep up the good work!!

Of course!! I touched a little bit in "Jerry the Raccoon" but that was mostly Tim & Zeek (and it was not my best chapter- but I refuse to edit it for my own sanity)

Also so far? No. Cardinal manages to maintain a distance 24/7 with bats (almost as if hes tracking them during patrol- wild right??) But overall

Bruce is tearing his hair out, but admits they are useful and more effort than they're worth.

Babs adores them, and is on a mission to find them out and take them under her wing

Dick finds Bruce plight funny- but is kinda unnerved how similar Cardinal is to a talon in some ways. (also just creepy in general)

Jason "Game recognizes game" but wishes Cardinal would stop running so he could ask him more questions

Cass never gets close. But not bothered by them.

Steph thinks Cardinal is badass but keeps her distance, doesnt trust the vibes

Damien acts like he doesn't care about Cardinal (He so does, hes obsessed- lowkey fanboy behavior)

Alfred thinks its nice Bruce has someone else willing to deal with Gotham, who ISN'T under his nagging control. Theres some respect there.

NOW Sleepy Kitten fam backstory (as of rn, subject to change as lore provides)

Well Alan Draper (Originally Alvin) was a normal civillian persona Tim had- but in order to MAKE a persona, people need to know you. Otherwise it takes a quick asking around to realize you aren't who you say you are.

So when Tim was Fifteen or so Alan "moved to Gotham" from Chicago and started taking classes at Gotham University. He started showing up at the cafe out of pure convinence before Obi and Gwen worked there (officially)

Obi's dad had a run in with a rouge, got injured, and couldn't work both shifts. So they turned to part time student and began running the store. They'd gotten used to Alan hanging around and they talked on ocassion but mostly enjoyed silence when the other was working. Slowly but surely Tim grew to love being Alan- one of the few times he could be stress free anymore and yet not be so alone. And Obi dealing with the stress of taking over family buisness had one customer whose ever presence was comforting.

A few months pass and they consider each other pretty close friends to the point Alan had a spare key to the cafe in case of emergencies. Soon after some of the other staff quit and Obi opened applications- Gwen showed up, nervous as hell having never worked a day in her life and already applying to like ten other positions.

But Obi was desperate and soon enough Gwen was at the cafe just about every hour of the day and night. It got to the point where she would hang out even after her shift.

Then by pure forced proximity, Alan grew to love her company just as much as Obi- though in a way that forced him out of his shell just a bit.

It was clockwork of Alan, Gwen, and Obi all at the Sleepy Kitten on random day hours chatting away while working.

Events of the chapter transpire, with Alan showing up with this guy who 100% belongs in a gang, but Obi takes "minding their own buisness" HARD and trusts both Alan and Gwens opinions (Gwen who just saw sad guy and forced to help)

Now Obi has basically permenantly taken over the cafe, but still takes some art school classes on the side with some of the profits that don't go back into the cafe.

Gwen and Zeek have an apartment together in the far narrows since Gwen was desperate to move out, and Zeek was company and free security, who also needed a place. Apartment is just a block or so from the cafe too

Alan lives outside downtown but commutes often, works odd hours but whenever he is free, will set up in the cafe and enjoy the peace for a bit with his friends.

Long story short- they were coworker friends, except Alan refused to take a job literally ever.

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The Sleepy Kitten Cafe 🐱💤 

(The Drakes Spoiled Brat. (im sorry dad))

Ill solidify an actual layout design later (since this will become a major setting for most of the fic) BUT for now you get a shitty collage design Edit- Fuck it I was gonna wait till post chapter 7 but I decided to publish now so here you go!

Info (may or may not become relevent in the fic, I just think is neat also for my own reference)

Located on The Narrows of Gotham city

All utensils and containers are thrifted so none of them match

Upstairs lounge is a mini library/book store

They sell baked goods and have a shitty service window where you can order diner style food/snacks

Regular game nights/other events (including jazz night which Tim vehelementaly refuses to attend)

Not uncommon for random strays to come hang out (no one tell their manager)

Have a photo wall of regular customers (it took several weeks of begging before Tim allowed Gwen to snap his pic and pin it up)

They have a whole buisness card holder on the counter people can advertise their shit

Owned by a former hippie from Washington and her husband from Sikkim

Almost gets robbed once a week but hey its Gotham, what can you do? (emphasis on almost)

Employees (named thus far, who I will also probably draw later)-

Gwen Parkins she/her- Main Barista Alans (Tims) BFF, utter sweetheart, but will cry if yelled at. Also plans like 80% of the work events. Wears clips in her hair that are "on theme" for whatever event is for the day (cat ones for work obvi) Never checks her bank account so doesnt notice Tim slipping in an extra 500-3k every month (tax free of course) and she ends up saving or donating half of it anyways. From the Narrows.

Zeek (Ezikel) Zoref he/they- Cook/Security Very open stoner, likes bullying his friends (kinda an asshole, but will apologize if too far), also loves Gotham for the fact he can and will fist fight customers given the oppertunity, and there are PLENTY of oppertunies. Carries around a bat. Almost became a Joker Goon out of nessesity but by sheer happenstance he tried robbing Alan who somehow got him an interview at the Cafe, even with zero experience. (Owes his life, but will never admit it) Allergic to mint and mourns mint gum everyday. From Crime Alley.

Obsidian Fowler they/them- Manager/Barista The reason shit gets done, newly recognized artist, meticiously does inventory because they find it fun. Gets stressed about hygine when his coworkers keep sneaking random strays in the cafe, but weak to begging. Did not give in when they brought in a Raccoon. Keeps offering Alan a job because "Please I cannot be the only competent member here" From Old Gotham.