#guys i think apollo's in the closet

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Athena: Who else was hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Aphrodite and Ares's convo? Hermes: Me. I was in the laundry basket. Artemis: I was in the washing machine. Apollo: I was in the closet. Hermes: Hey congrats for coming out man! <3 Apollo: No I was literally in the closet. Hermes: Love is love. <3

[jamespotterismydaddy]

Seven Minutes

luke castellan x reader

A/N: i was so excited to write this request as soon as i saw it so i hope you enjoy!

TW: smut, luke being a cocky little shit

word count: 1,172 words

Playing seven minutes in heaven is not an appealing idea to you. You don’t like the idea of being trapped in a closet with a guy who isn’t of your choosing and it isn’t some stupid kissing game that’s over in a second, but there is sadly no saying no to Silena Beauregard. Your friend is literally the embodiment of an Aphrodite child with her ability to persuade. For gods’ sake she actually has the word ‘beautiful’ in her name and everyone knows that someone with such a likeness to the love goddess isn’t someone that can be refused.

“There’s going to be lots of good looking people there I promise… Charlie, Clarisse… Luke.” Silena murmurs the last name.

“What?” You’re clearly pissed. She can hear it in your tone.

“What do you mean ‘what’?” She asks innocently.

“What was the last name you just said?”

“Oh, nothing. I was just listing people at camp who are objectively attractive.”

“Just objectively attractive or objectively attractive and playing seven minutes in heaven tonight?” You ask, giving her a pointed look.

“The second one.” She replies quietly.

“I’m not going if Luke is going to be there.” You tell her petulantly, stopping in your tracks like you’re going to turn around and head back to your cabin.

“So you did hear me.”

“I’m not going.” You start to walk back but she grabs your wrist.

“Yes you are!”

“I’m not. I hate him. I want him dead. I pray for his downfall on every quest he goes on.”

“All I can hear is that you spend a lot of time thinking about him.”

“Silena!”

“I’m sorry but if you think about it, all this hatred could just be pent up sexual frustration.”

“It’s not.”

“It could be!” She realizes that she isn’t anywhere close to getting through to you so she holds both your hands in hers. “Please just come. The bottle most likely won’t even land on him anyway. Just think about it as a fun night.”

“Fun night my ass.” You grumble but turn around and begin to walk back to the Aphrodite cabin. Silena giggles excitedly.

When you walk in, almost everyone of the older campers in Silena’s friend group are already there. Your eyes fall on Luke first and he gives you an annoying little smirk.

“Okay, now that everyone important is here…” Silena smiles before sitting down. Clarisse hands her an empty beer bottle. “I’ll go first.” She spins the bottle and grins when it lands on Charles. If your eyes aren’t deceiving you, you could swear Clarisse’s face drops for a millisecond.

The person next to Charles goes next, and then Clarisse goes and now, it’s your turn. You’re not really sure how it’s your turn already, but you aren’t about to argue with Silena over the spinning order. You look at Luke before you spin and he gives you another cocky smirk. You try to ignore him and spin the bottle, doing it perhaps a touch too hard because it goes in circles forever. When the bottle slows, it is clearly about to stop on some Apollo kid before it shifts a little more and lands on Luke.

What the fuck?

He looks away from a son of Boreas to you. “Up you get then, princess.” He stands.

You look at Silena with ‘help me’ eyes but she shrugs with a guilty grin. So now you’re walking over to Luke. He holds out a hand so he can lead you to the closet but you slap it away as you pass him. He turns on a dim light as you enter and shuts the door behind him.

“Look at my luck.” He says in a suave tone, holding his hands out like it was the gods’ bidding.

“Did you really bribe a wind god kid so that the bottle would land on you?”

“Perceptive.” He comments. “I was just lucky that I happened to be sitting North of you. So maybe it is the gods’ will.”

“You think it’s the gods will that we fuck in this closet?” You scoff.

“You said it, baby not me.” His right hand falls to your waist, gripping at your love handles. “But sadly, we don’t have enough time for me to fuck you properly.”

“Get your hands off me.” Your gaze is filled with a lot of passion. Whether that passion is lust or hate, he isn’t sure.

“Make me.”

When you don’t make him take his hands off you (which you most could) he takes that as a sign that you want him just as much as he wants you, so he pulls you in for a rough kiss. You hate how you kiss him back, whimpering into his mouth when you feel his hand slip up your thigh to rub you through your jeans. He slips his tongue into your mouth as he begins to make quick work of your zipper. Luke tugs your jeans down and chuckles at the sight of your lacy panties.

“Were you planning on getting screwed tonight or is this just coincidence?” 

“Shut up.” You murmur before forcing your mouth back against his.

He rubs you through your panties for a second but you both know you’re short on time so he slips them to the side, sliding his fingers through your arousal. 

“Gods, you’re so wet.” He whispers into your mouth before plunging two fingers inside of you, curling them in just the right spot. You whine softly, pissed at how good he is at touching you. He leans his head down and begins to kiss your neck. He suckles on the same spot for about a minute so he leaves a deep red mark. “Oops, left a little colour.”

“Luke!” You scold quietly and he begins to rub your clit with his thumb so you can’t think straight enough to say anything else.

“Just have to let people know who’s girl you are, princess.” He starts rubbing your clit a little harder. “Who’s girl are you?”

You’re feeling so good and you’re so close to your peak that you moan out, “Your girl.”

“That’s right. Cum on my fingers, baby.” He demands and you do right away, squeezing around his fingers as you get your release. “You better get dressed.” He says as he checks his watch. “You’ve got about 12 seconds before they open that door.”

He’s clearly amused as you struggle to get your pants back on in time but that doesn’t mean you don’t notice as he licks your cum off his fingers, moaning just a little bit.

“Times up, lovebirds.” One of the other Aphrodite girls says as she swings open the door.

You walk out as soon as she does and you don’t make eye contact with anyone as you storm out of the cabin.  

“We’re done with the game for today.” Luke says cockily as he quickly grabs both your jackets and chases you out the door for round two.

Silena grins. “I knew it.”

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[perrigoaway]

Part 2 to a comic I made a little over a month ago! I was going to make it for white day, but I was a bit late TT see the first part here

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more thoughts beneath the cut, as always!

Hi! so as I said before, im a little late for when I wanted to post this. I realized it was white day a few days ago and thought it would be fun to make a little comic with Apollo's attempt at revenge! I started it ON white day, then I realized there was NO way I was getting it out then whoops! Here it is now >:)

I worked on this and it was actually driving me nuts, I continuously thought "does this comic even make sense at this point?" hopefully it does TT

I do want to say though, I went into this thinking that no matter how I made things, I wanted it to MOSTLY backfire on Apollo TT SORRY APOLLO LOVE YOU TT I just think he would have really odd ideas on how to get back at someone. Like what kind of person steals the shirts out of your closet for revenge? Him, I guess. Or me since I was the one who thought up the idea LMAO. ALSO I think that Klapollo as a ship in general is interesting because, no matter how someone writes them, inherently, they're BOTH just losers. Yet, they both want to be the coolest person ever and sometimes (most of the time) it doesn't work out how they want, especially with Apollo. He wants to be cool so bad but says stuff like "um, hiya..!" He's my favorite little guy, just like me fr

AND shout out to my sisters for helping me to block this out TT my younger sister practically did ALL the work for the second panel, she even drew it out for me initially, so thanks gug <3 @abandonedart

I'm only a little sorry for yapping this time >:)

[bloodwrittenletters]

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE!

pairing . . . jason grace x fem!reader

the cassette playing . . . so american! olivia rodrigo

the letter reads . . . some headcanons about you and your cute boyfriend: jason grace!

warnings . . . none!

a/n . . . i literally can't write anything to save my life these few days, so jason grace headcanons! this beautiful blonde boy deserves more love.

✴ he's the type of guy who would ask "can i be your boyfriend?"

✴ even before you started dating, he would go OUT OF HIS WAY (and everyone else's) to give you what you wanted.

✴ learns an specific type of hair routine to help you.

⤷ would ask piper, hazel, or annabeth for hair care products or how to take care of your hair type.

✴ the moment you guys start dating, all of his closet is yours.

⤷ you eventually start to feel bad and tell him he can also wear your clothes if he wants, a week later you find him wearing your pink top.

⤷ "i got stuck, but i look way too hot in this... can you help me take this off?"

✴ everything he makes in arts and crafts, he shows it to you.

⤷ half of the time, it's jewelry for you. the other half is for percy and leo.

✴ if you ever get in a discussion with one of his bros, he looks like a sad puppy for having to pick a side. but he always picks yours.

✴ whenever he goes to new rome alone, he comes back with millions of gift for you.

⤷ that either made him think of you, or thought it would be something you like.

✴ has shared a playlist with you.

⤷ before he asked you out, he made three playlists. "songs that would be ours if we were dating. / songs that remind me of her. / songs about one-sided pinning."

✴ he was surprised when he found out you also had a crush on him.

✴ supports everything you do. (sports, hobbies, etc etc)

✴ this man will 100% have a shoe box of things you gifted him, going from a chocolate wrap to comfort him when he first came to chb to glasses with little lighting bolts.

✴ if someone hits on him / ask him out (didn't know / didn't care he has a girlfriend) jason has two options:

⤷ "no, thanks. although my girlfriend would love to be your friend, have you met her yet?"

⤷ "no. i'm deeply in love with my girlfriend, have you seen how pretty she is? i bought her this bookmark yesterday."

✴ never really liked valentines day or any other holiday since it wasn't celebrated in camp jupiter, but goes all out with you in each one.

⤷ dress up with you for halloween if it's something you want to do, fills every room with hearts and flowers and takes you out in special dates for valentines day, plans your chritsmas gifts months ahead.

✴ if you have herritage ( or are ) from a different culture, he would learn everything and more.

⤷ makes sure that he respects it and honors it. learning your home language, learning your favorite foods, learning your history etc etc.

✴ he burns an extra piece of food for your godly parent.

✴ helps you with homework / does it with you.

✴ loves doing double dating.

⤷ your favorite one has been hazel and frank. his favorite one has been percy and annabeth.

⤷ if the second one happens, you and annie feel like the third wheel of their bromance.

✴ he doesn't have a good relationship with his dad, and... his mom is dead, so he introduces you to thalia, apollo, and maybe hera. also with all of your other friends.

⤷ "guys, this is yn."

⤷ "are you forgetting that i've known half of them longer than you have? did your amnesia came back?

⤷ "the voices in your head are getting louder, my love."

✴ that man LOVES pet names. specifically the original ones he comes up with for you.

✴ he loves to gossip with you.

✴ he is SO FUNNY. we have to stop pretending he's not.

✴ for your anniversary he would probably make you a memory book of your whole relationship.

✴ "i love you, good night, dear."

⤷ "are you staying with me? isn't that against the rules?"

⤷ "screw the rules. good night, my love."

✴ you're one of the few ones allowed to use his sword.

✴ loves matching outfits with you.

✴ he said, 'i love you' first. it was an accident when the two of you were in the middle of fighting monsters, and it just slipped.

✴ has your initials in a chain around his neck.

[apollos-dam-lyre]

okay listen. apollo should be played by either a broadway star or a rockstar methinks. pop artist? could be, but he's got the vibes of a mod and rocker and theatre kid obviously. he’s got the vibes of someone who freely expresses gender through fashion, loves 80’s music and/or incorporates them to his own. for Broadway star, i have christian borle in mind, since he's played characters like joe jablonski from some like it hot (well known for crossdressing!) but got the flirtiness of shakespeare from something rotten.

however, when talking for artists, there's a huge scope of where they want to go with his looks and vibes. something akin to Freddie mercury? maybe elton john? perhaps bowie? my take is that he should be inspired by british rock, from the beatles and oasis. taking all this into account, i raise you one of my favourite artists that has the vibes of the sun god himself: miles kane.

if you’re not familiar with him, it’s okay!

miles kane is a 39 year old artist from liverpool, who has the passion for incorporating vintage sounds into his music. he’s widely known for being in the last shadow puppets, a side project formed with arctic monkeys’ frontman, alex turner. he’s got 5 albums out in his solo career, all with varying sounds and style!

he's known for his affinity to the mod era and his fun self expression through fashion! he's not explicitly queer, but cmon. he’s got a situationship with his best friend and openly likes instagram reels about living in secret as a queer so the closet is kind of glass...

aside from that, he's also a really cheerful silly guy and i just think... a guy who’s in the same kind of situationship like mclennon??? apollo as fuck.

anyway thank you for reading my rambling and here are more miles pictures + a recommendation :3

[acetheta]

top five favorite pjo characters?

okay you have definitely opened a tomb here LMFAOOO

1) no surprise to literally anyone. my boy jason grace 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 he has my heart and i will forever be ranting abt him especially to @sacrifical-lamb-core !!1!1! honestly there is so much about him that i never picked up on as a child. to me i headcannon him as gay for starters right? growing up i always DID love him. but i also feel like i kind of adopted him 😭 i remember the internet hating him so much jt was like FUCK YOU I HAD LITERALLY NO OPINION ABT HIM BUT SINCE U ALL DESPISE HIM HE IS NOW MY SON. im a big believer hes gay for a lot of reasons but i feel like i need to make a separate post about that 😭,. he is so traumatized 🫶 valgrace 5eva

2) ok basic ik…. nico di angelo ! besides loving nico’s character sm i saw myself in him a lot growing up. im a lesbian but was very closeted reading pjo 😭!!!! i could really relate to how he felt especially this idea of having to grow up too fast and not wanting to be gay but then like. HE found his place. if he could then maybe i could too. also im pagan but SPECIFICALLY a medium so uh !! that in common too 😭 also his character is so interesting i luv him so sososo much :3

3) okay like i know i already mentioned valgrace but i also love leo im sorry 😞….. i also see leo as gay!!! honestly i HATED leo growing up 😭 i think it is because liek. i did not understand the concept of headcannons growing up 🙁 ,. so i was like ok why tf is he like this and being a closeted lesbian im likr i do NOT get the hype!!!! but then i got really into valgrace and the lost trio and i luv them!!! (piper gets an honorable mention but i didnt want to do EVERYONE in thr lost trio LMFAO)

4) okay we getting controversial here 🤗 this past year ive gotten so fixated on beryl grace and i am such a beryl defender,. yes ofc how she treated jason and thalia wasnt okay!!! on the other hand, she is literally an abuse survivor. zeus (from pjo!!!) i didnt have phone access for awhile and i had a lot of timr to think about things 😭!!! how i see it is like. imagine if a GOD told u he loved u. someone who can literally kill / hurt life with a snap of their fingers. someone who is so much more than human. a fucking god tells u he loves u. imagine what that would do to someone? she literally went crazy. how she was written is like “she was a famous hollywood star and she was never a good person and just wanted to fuck zeus!!!” uhm no. ❤️. god . i just wanna know her backstory sooo badddd. like what made her want to go to hollywood? my personal headcannon is she had such a shit home life growing up she just wanted someone to notice her and so hey!! hence she wanted lots of attention cause she never got any growing up. then here comes A GOD who gives her exactly that!! she loved him. imagine a god tells u he loves u and bsfr its (pjo) zeus he probably made up some bs about how she was the only one he wanted and all that shit. he tells u he wants u then once u have a child, he leaves. u go mad. u just wanted one person to notice u. love YOU. and the one person (who was THE KING OF THE GODS ) ups and leaves u with a newborn child. it would drive anyone to insanity.

5) i have a lot of honorable mentions but vv similar to nico: will solace also meant sosoos much to me growing up. i saw myself in him. this happy go lucky guy who is literally the epitome of sunshine and though i didn’t understand it as much as i do now, how dark his life really is. i would DEFINITELY be a child of apollo :3!!!! i could get really into it but as a child him (and nico) were my saviors. they will always mean sm to me 🫶

[sunflowers-and-scales]

bestie bestie i gotchu,, ignore those asks bb let's yap >:3

i wanna know 7, 8, 15!!, and 20

and lol for kotlc (even though i know nothing abt it) 11 and 16 :3

HAH okay okay

for the first couple i’m yapping about ace attorney specifically bc um i want to

7: my favorite AA tropes….aughhhh…i love me some extremely random side character focused stuff though i don’t make it myself a lot?? i love imagining no DL-6 au stuff though that’s not really a Trope (though. i could yap about it. my notes app is ready). i also love to see feenie as just a pathetic little well-intentioned man. in his ron delite era.

8: AUGH. i’m on the website where people already appreciate it but lanamia… adrian andrews… the ace attorney women are doing so much. also silly random side characters. i am preaching to the choir here but uendo

15: AHHH. choice is hard but i love apollo. he is the narratives special little guy and also somehow the opposite of that and i love him for it. they tossed jsut a normal guy with normal hair into this pit of weirdos and said here, be one of them.

20: percy jackson…lmao 😭 before i really knew what a fandom or ocs were i was making PJO self insert ocs

for kotlc!! i actually have not finished the series so forgive me if im less long winded here

11: i like how my little pride post turned out!! not gonna link it here bc im lazy lol 😭 and also i generally like drawing fintan, i think i can draw him well

16: funny thing about this is i think canon is kind of mid… but i do think bianas desire to makeover fitz (her brother) should be expanded. mostly i just want fitz to come out of the closet 🏳️‍⚧️

TGE END!!! ty for providing me an opportunity to yap

[hazyaltcare]

Canon call: Jason Grace spiritual kin/fictive from Heroes Of Olympus, mainly looking for my sister Thalia (book appearances/book canon) but willing to interact with pretty much anyone (provided you're mentally and bodily 18+, we're nearing our 30s so mdni sorry). We were much closer in age with her only being two years older. We both ran away from Beryl and lived in the woods raised by Lupa until a massive fight over her crush on Luke (what can I say, I was jealous of the guy "stealing my big sister's attention away from me" y'know?), and then Camp Jupiter coming to get me. Thalia and I didn’t see each other again until the events of The Lost Hero. Things were mostly canon compliant up until about the end of Blood Of Olympus, where they became canon divergent and the events of Trials Of Apollo and later published books didn't happen. I still [TRIALS OF APOLLO SPOILERS] died [/SPOILERS], but it happened differently and was because of Octavian. My hair was longer in my canon and I was in a polyamorous relationship with Piper and Percy, maybe also with Nico and Leo later on? Annabeth was maybe grey-ace, Reyna was completely aroace and I think Leo was closeted objectum (if he even knew what that identity was at the time, tbfh). I've already found my Percy, but I'm doubles friendly. Send me a message over at @pontifex-maximus if anything sounds familiar. Not too keen on talking to Octavian though, sorry.

Searchee: Jason Grace

Searching for: Thalia Grace and any other canonmates; with the exception of Octavian.

18+ ONLY

MESSAGE @pontifex-maximus TO CONTACT OP.

Best of luck!!

Mod Haze (☀️Sol)

[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack short take (30)

*When Dean Highbottom revealed all the Mentors’ infamous list of crimes to everyone at The Academy*

Casca: Thank you, my dear students, for coming to our annual school meeting in Heavensbee Hall. May this year start with good-

Festus: *raises hand* Sir! Dean Highbottom Sir, will there be free food after?!

Casca: Put your hand down, Mr. Creed. And do shut up while I’m spea-

Festus: But I’m hungry~.🥺

Iphigenia: Me too!

Androcles: Can we have pizza? I really want to eat a slice of pizza right now.

Coryo: Is pie even on the menu?

Pup: Does anyone want soup?

Sejanus: I brought bread pudding.

Felix: Can we have takeouts?

Casca: Wait a damn minute! Creed, why are you and your classmates here?! Didn’t I personally banned your class from attending forever?!

Coryo: *stands up* But sir, this is The Academy’s annual meeting. Our class must be allowed to-

Casca: Sit the f*ck down and shut your mouth, Crassus Snow!😡🔪

Coryo: But-

Casca: Not another word, Xanthos!

Festus: Can we ask why?

Casca: Why?! Do you even remember what your class did last year?!

Felix: Sir, I swear it wasn’t us!

Androcles: I wasn’t even there when that incident blew up!

Casca: Don’t you dare lie to me, boy! You were even one of the masterminds-

Livia: Oh, move on, Highbottom!🙄💅

Coryo: Yeah! The water wasn’t even that deep-

Casca: Your freaking accursed class flooded the entire Heavensbee Hall with glitter!

Hilarius: Well, no one got hurt.

Festus: And everyone enjoyed-

Casca: Do you know how much money The Academy had to pay the freaking Department of Education to fix your mess?! To fix our screen?! To get rid of the hot pink glitter?!

Coryo: The glitter was Livia’s idea-

Casca: I had to take another freaking big ass loan from Mama Cardew!😩

Livia: And because of that, my allowance tripled!🥳

Felix: It wasn’t that bad-

Casca: I should’ve just expelled all of you! Especially you, Creed!!

Festus: But you didn’t!😂

Casca: Do you even know how many crimes I had to cover up for your class?!

Androcles: What crimes are we speaking of? Outside or just inside the school?

Felix: I ain’t no criminal! I’m innocent!

Casca: Just let me grab my list. . . Oh, here it is! *reveals a big ass book instead*

Livia: is that your very own Burn Book?

Casca: Mic check, mic check-

Coryo: Well, Andie, good luck. I just hope they didn’t tell Highbottom about the missing Pitbull Rabbit Incident.

Androcles: You know what, I hope they did.😌

Lysistrata: Impressive, really.

Casca: Let’s start small. The first petty crime your class committed was the stealing and eating of the Dean’s favorite apple pie without remorse.

Coryo: That was one time.

Lysistrata: Twelve times, Coryo.

Casca: Another was when a certain someone deliberately locked me up inside the broom closet. Also, without remorse.

Florus: What? I didn’t want to receive a demerit. And I really needed to steal that bleach from the Dean.

Casca: The third was when a certain rich girl illegally customized and dyed our prestigious school uniform sunshine yellow without my consent.

Juno: Excuse me? Yellow was the color of that season, peasant.💅

Casca: There was also that time when someone stole my Bichon puppy and dyed its fluffy fur lime green.

Io: I swear it was in the name of science.

Casca: *keeps on reading* Stealing and hacking my personal computer to change his or her math and literature grade.

Apollo: To be fair, Andie just helped us do the stealing.

Iphigenia: So who did the hacking?

Diana: Coryo Snow.

Coryo: 50 bucks is 50 bucks.

Sejanus: And you guys didn’t even think to invite me?!

Casca: Quiet! Now where was I-

Clemensia: Page 4, paragraph 5, line 7, Sir.

Casca: Oh, yes. Calling and pestering the National Security, just because his calculator was stolen.

Urban: It was a serious national crisis! We had a calculus test that day!

Androcles: And I needed that calculator more than Urban.

Casca: The smuggling of illegal drugs to school, and passing them off as ✨Miracle Pills✨.

Lysistrata: Last I checked, my parents are certified doctors. But for legal reasons, it wasn’t me, officer.

Casca: Dumpster-diving for scraps before class, and lying to Peacekeepers that it was a legitimate after-school activity.

Festus: Collecting free food coupons inside Highbottom’s dumpster is not a crime!

Casca: Skipping school for the hundredth time to attend an underground fancy-dress rave.

Arachne: What? Domitia and Vipsania were also doing it.

Casca: Emptying the school’s food pantry to feed their Tributes.

Coryo: Oh, c’mon! I wasn’t the only one! The Ring twins and the others were doing it too!

Casca: Stealing the Dean’s morphling bottles and illegally reselling them at the Capitol Black Market.

Androcles: Honestly, I needed the extra cash.

Felix: Why? Your family’s rich.

Androcles: My mama froze my allowance after I stole my uncle’s credit card to buy “prohibited” fireworks for the New Year.

Casca: The Smuggling and trading of banned films and items at school for personal profit.

Dennis: It was a really good and profitable business!

Casca: Vandalizing the school’s Hall of Fame by spray painting their family crest on every corner of the hallway.

Hilarius: And it was worth it.

Casca: Poisoning and almost killing half of the school by bringing their infamous deadly apple pies to our ✨End of The Year Class Party✨.

Palmyra: Well, I just hope that this juvenile criminal was caught and sentenced to prison.😌💅

Casca: Annually scaring the freshmen by dressing up as a bloody serial killer cannibal ghost every October.

Persephone: It was pretty funny though.

Casca: Lying to the School Board Committee that I was a certain someone’s sugar daddy who willingly pays for his sugar baby’s education.

Livia: You weren’t?! I mean, you and Coriolanus Snow were so-

Coryo: What the actual f*ck, Livia!

Sejanus: Coryo’s mine!!😡🔪

Casca: Secretly depleting and embezzling the class fund without their classmates’ consent.

Iphigenia: Oh, that’s so horrible! Who would ever do such a horrid thing?

Everyone:. . .

Iphigenia: But for legal reasons, I hope they’ll be caught soon.

Casca: Hacking the school’s sound system to automatically play ✨Gem of Panem✨ whenever I enter and exit a room.

Diana: It was funny!

Casca: Bringing a whole ass dairy cow to their Class Show & Tell, just to milk it in front of the judges.

Domitia: I was thirsty!😩

Casca: Stealing a Jabberjay from Dr. Gaul’s lab and teaching it to say “Your school sucks! Go home, Losers!” to guest students and professors.

Vipsania: To be fair, my aunt (Professor Sickle) gave me her permission.

Casca: Forging his father’s very important signature in order to skip school and attend an underground rap competition.

Pup: The prize money was really worth it, Sir!

Casca: Smuggling illegal sexy magazines and secretly placing them inside my office.

Gaius: To be fair, it was a dare.

Casca: Using his granduncle’s influential family name and position to delay the Hunger Games for the hundredth time.

Felix: Can’t we just officially postpone it forever? No one really wants to watch it anyway.

Casca: Lying to Capitol News that I was unfairly treating and harassing a certain student for being poor.

Clemensia: I wasn’t lying! You were literally emotionally abusing poor Coryo!😠

Casca: How dare you place yourself between me and my Crassus! You have no right to slander me and my boyfriend like that!

Clemensia: *sighs* I should’ve added “delusional” as well.😞

Casca: Now, where was I? Oh, yes! Stealing my boyfriend (Crassus) and claiming that their so called “Snowjanus” ship is better than #Crasca4Ever!

Sejanus: Becuase it is the superior ship!

Casca: No, it’s not!😡🔪

[thepoggersdilemma]

hiii i'm the author of that one anon odnr fic from the other day and i just wanted to say i thought it was very funny when i saw you made that post abt t4t odnr 13 minutes after commenting on my fic ajdfhfadkj (thank you btw!!) also i would love to hear your thoughts on the subject if you happen to have more … 👉👈 (personally i tend to think apollo is very newly on t at the start of aa4 and phoenix is super into getting to watch all those changes. also apollo (reluctantly) going to him for advice and it's one of the first things they really bond over… idk lol)

HI ANON WRITER!! I want you to know i kept thinking about your fic so bad after reading it. It was vey spicy and heartfelt and kind of messy for them as characters! It's SUCH a nice idea for them to share info and help each other 😭! I was like this:

First of all i want to disclose i'm closer to cis/agenderism, like i can barely gender, so i feel very ignorant on giving very specific info on the topic 😔. But know i'd love to hear more about it! Mainly, i have a bunch of gender ideas for them, as cis, trans masc, non-binary and trans fem. But i would like to expand and think about them later since i hold them very close to me, I'm a bit shy on the topic & don't want to make people uncomfortable if i happen to dig on something wrongly u know.

SO, some hcs i can think about t4t odnr: - I really love this idea that apollo is more comfortable with lgbt topics and in general doesn't hide parts of his identity, because i like to headcanon he's been through a lot of things and built a hard skin (but its hard to open up when something really bothers him), contrary to wright who is very private about it & prefers to stay closeted. (mr. repression & mr. aversion duo, yaaay<3!) - The idea of them being in different transition stages is really cool. I feel that Apollo's personality & way of carrying himself would make Wright face some of his insecurities. So, while helping Apollo navigating his transition & giving him a safe space as he wished he had, Wright would sometimes have this sort of envy/friction with Apollo, Because of these insecurities he is now facing. (sort of as an echo of their relationship lol). It's very interesting to think on how he'd tease apollo/isn't a straight up "nice mentor" for him.

Alternatively, and if you focus on something more nsfw, if you take the aspects of beanix being sort of depressed but very open sexually, it would be interesting for him letting apollo "use him" but their bonding slowly making him feel better about himself again. in a sort of "haha, he's kind of silly, but endearing for being so insistent" and eventually going "oh..." (im so sorry i feel like i repeat my hcs like a record)

The idea of Apollo learning Wright is trans when they meet at hospital would be very interesting no? i feel wright would be consenting and ready, so thats why he doesn't mind & even goes "trucy call apollo on the phone, but yell very loudly about it" lmao. I read the scene as Wright going "fine.. i need to open up and show my reality to this guy if i want to keep up with the plan" (of course this is only if you keep up the first hc mentioned in this list! other explorations are super fun too!)

Feel free to talk with me about hcs & ideas if you'd like!! I think my only squick with this ship is the top/bottom dynamics, like, i prefer top/active polly & usually hc wright as bottom/passive in all my ships independently of gender or sexuality (i'm probably going through SOMETHING for being so obsessed about this, i'm really sorry😔) Sending you a big hug and i hope you have a wonderful day anon!!

[kaayswrites]

My closet is full of large shirts and pants (or trousers, if you have a British accent like mine), my sweaters could probably fit a 6’2 guy but I am a girl that’s 5’4 (or 165 cm).

Every single time my mom looks at me disapprovingly. “You’re so pretty, you should put makeup on”, “you’re skinny, why don’t you wear a crop top?”, “why don’t you let guys chase after you?”.

Except my face is asymmetrical and I’m not actually skinny and I’m bisexual and probably in love with a girl.

Thank you for complimenting my full lips, I won’t add lipstick to them if you ask me.

I like people who don’t pretend, people who have natural beauty. Because why are you 16 and wearing makeup? You’re already beautiful, I think while looking at my friends.

Remember that girl I’m maybe in love with? She smiles like Apollo kissed her forehead when she was born. Her eyes look like my favourite song.

She tells me “you’re so cute” and “you’re so pretty”. I don’t think concealer and mascara and blush can hide melancholy.

[soap-stains]

Heya! We're playing Apollo Justice, now!

She still doesn't know about how Nick lost his job :')

YOOO I FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO THE UNDER THE CUT THING

(Turnabout Trump)

"These days I'm simply Phoenix Wright, Piano Player." "Is there a screenshot button on here?"

"'Grape Juice?' It's a club. Out of all the drinks." "This is where that meme came from? Jeez." "Get something with actual alcohol next time, Phoenix."

"This game's already getting off to a rough start with me."

"Something to note, Justice." "Shut up." "..." "God, finally. Someone listens."

"You fucking Germist twat." "'Germist...?'" "Some... Combination of German and British, I think... Dyslexia is hitting hard with this game."

"[Kristoph's] middle name is Gavin, too?" "...His last name is Gavin. They're brothers." "...i- for some reason I thought Klavier's middle name was Gavin."

Apollo's voice is ,,, really weird. It's not what you imagine when you think of his voice

"Please, come out." "Well, um... I mean, I am a lesbian..." "I was gonna say, 'please, come out... of the closet, if you're comfortable.'"

"It is room where famous gangster 'Badgai' was... :|" "Is that the murderer? Is he hot??"

So I just found out I can hold down the Y button on my DS and say 'Hold it!' And then it'll Press the witness on their statement and I love this

"Objection!" *points like Apollo, almost hitting me in the head*

"What's this weird vibe I'm getting?" "Haha. Vibe check."

Woah the Percieve effect is actually kinda cool? I mean, we're probably gonna end up fed up with the Percieving thing, from what I've heard, but it seems okay right now

@ Kristoph: "Why are you so friendly? It's kinda creeping me out..."

"Heh heh heh..." "I'm going to lose it. He's laughed like that so many god damn times."

"Why can't I have a normal trial?" "'With the Frizz? No way!'" *snarky laughter between the two of us* "'With the Phoenix? No way!'"

YOU CAN PRESS THE BUTTON AND SAY OBJECTION AND IT'LL OBJECT TOO HOLY SHIT-

*apollo slams his hands down* "I'm tired of my parents arguing like this!"

(Turnabout Corner)

Look at the beginning graphic!!

"I told myself even when I hit bottom, I wouldn't come here. . ." "'Hit bottom'? Seriously? No one says that, it's 'hit rock bottom'!" "Really? Some people could say hit bottom. I mean, Apollo hit the bottom that was called Phoenix Wright."

"So I'm kind of his-" *starts laughing* "You're kind of his what? What is that, Trucy?" "I can't- I can't say it-" "You're his what, Trucy?? Oh my God, you need to say it in Edgeworth's voice-"

"Oh my god, [Trucy]'s Maya."

"How is this man still alive? What protection spell is he under??" "How is he walking around?" "How is this man even a l i v e????" "Is this... Just him being lucky? What kind of lucky charm does he have? 'Cause it's not Trucy."

Guy Eldoon's name is fucking noodle backwards

"Your tactics are out...dated... >_>"

"I know he's guilty of something..." *we look at the evidence after getting it wrong one time* "...Panty stealing?" *clicks it* *the music stops, meaning we were right* "OH MY GOD-" "THAT WAS RIGHT?!"

"Apollo, why are you holding my panties in court?" "Shut up, Trucy..."

"There's been a lot of panty snatching in the area... Was that you?" "I like how [Klavier] smiles at that, like he's almost impressed."

Okay, we... Haven't played this game in like three weeks. We forgot where we were for a bit, and have like no clue what's happening

"You're not one of 'the guys'?"

*looking at footprints, and we come across Klavier's, which has a fucking Gavinners 'G' on it* "Holy shit- does he seriously-" "THIS MAN. IS SO STUCK UP. THAT HE HAS CUSTOM SHOES."

"You need to find me a new mommy one of these days, daddy!" "... I can find you a [papa]..."

"Well, I've got my panties back!" "Jesus Christ, drop the panties!" "..." "I- did not mean it like that."

"There was a great 'aura' emanating from Herr Forehead." "It's called GAYYYY."

*Klavier hits the wall* "That was intimidating, but kinda hot."

"He seems oddly happy for someone who just lost..." "*cough* sucks to suck." "He doesn't suck." "..." "..." "Don't say it. Do not say it." "Maybe he does suck-" "Goood damnit."

(Turnabout Serenade)

*pulling up a guide for later, and glancing at it* "Look where we go first." *points at a thing that says 'Klavier's Dressing Room'* "Do we see him naked?" "NO."

"It was nice of Mr. Gavin to send us tickets 20% off!" "Only 20%?" "Depends how much they cost." "Seriously? These are the Gavinners. There's no way tickets are cheap. He has custom shoes. You think he goes cheap on tickets?" "...good point."

Also can someone tell me how to pronounce 'Lamiroir'? I've been saying la-mirror

I feel like Klavier's the kinda guy who walks around with airpods in his ears

"...That's enough." "Oh god, he's so serious. He's probably tired of them talking right in front of him." "Ja, I've had enough of you standing and front of me and talking shit. I'm going to need you both to fuck off."

"Hey! It's Valant." "Do you like him?" "I don't know much about him." "'Who is this guy?'" "Huh, Valant?" "I was speaking as Apollo." "OH."

"I'm not so good with heights..." "Okay, but what is he good at? Every time we do something even slightly risky he's like 'I'm not so good with this...'"

"This was his first time in the country." "Then how did he learn English?!" "Apparently, he learned English on his own." "...oh."

I like the idea that Klavier stumbles on his words every once in a while- not because he's German, just because he's a dumb ass who can't speak right sometimes. This is only a head canon because I can't pronounce Atroquinine right

"What, is he some kind of straight...?- That's... A new one..."

I'd like to point out that we finished Trials & Tribulations on June 11th, started playing AJ a week or two after that, and it's currently September 9th. We haven't played in weeks. H...how... how has this happened... It's taking us more time to play AJ than it took us to play the Trilogy... AND WE STILL HAVE TWO MORE GAMES AFTER THIS

it's now september 16th

We just spent way too long being confused on what to do, and I finally looked up a walkthrough. It had "show Lamiroir the video tape" and we went "???we don't have a video tape???" So we had to look up ANOTHER walkthrough and found nothing so I finally found another but i got confused because it was in English but had their Japanese names but then I saw something I didn't recognize at all(Valant's Japanese name) so I went "we were supposed to see Valant?" And then realized we were supposed to have talked to him at WAA and he gives us the tape

"Uncle Valant's one of Daddy's best friends!" "Phoenix has friends?" "No." "Imagine if it were Larry in disguise. Do we see Larry in this game?" "No." "Aww..."

Hey howdy it's. *checks date* October 5th. We played a little a couple days ago, but eh. Also I realized that October 7th is the day Metis Cykes dies so it would've been so cool if we'd gotten to Dual Destinies by now but NOPE. WE'RE LAZY.

hey guess what it's dec. 2 i hate my life.

"[Apollo] looks like Spongebob when he does [the shocked sprite]."

It is a fuxking miracle that I still remember voices or what the hell is happening in this case

*checking out Lamiroir with Percieve* "She has nice lips tho."

"Clearly, [Machi] did it!" "Fuck you." "BITCH!"

"The name is 'Justice,' kid. Better learn it if you ever want to get some." "WOAH." "Uhhhhhhhh-" "We're ignoring that, move on--"

"Oh my god, Trucy, you're so loud."

"So we are to believe there is a nugget of truth in Lamiroir's testimony?" "Yep! Though 'nugget' is...not a word I would use."

Line: "Do I have to repeat myself?" What she said: "Do you have to repeat- my- wait. WAIT." "HAHA- Do you... Want me to...?" "SHUT UP."

"'It's over! Press the switch! Now!'" "'Switch'?" *snort* "...Dude-" "HEY. I wasn't laughing at the statement, I was laughing at Apollo."

"-or do you want me to shout it across the court-" "PFFT-" "-fOR YOU,"

"Wait. I do not know what this-- I do know what this switch is!!" "Ah yes, switch I do know what does!!"

"I can smell blood..." "Well, it's not me." "It's not me, either." *goes back to reading* "I am-" *checking my nose* "I'm not bleeding..." "...Thanks for clearing that up, I'm not bleeding."

@ Klavier: "I know you're hot, but that doesn't give you permission to speak."

"[Klavier]'s a mad baby."

*right after I read something to do with Tubbo and his characters* "What are you going to do, Tub-...." "No. No. We're done. That's it." "I'M SORRY-" "NO, no apologizing! We're done!" *she says some stuff I can't remember and we get back to it* "...and I'm not Tubbo!"

"But I'm a lawyer! I'm not supposed to be nice!" *snort* "Are you sure he's not Tubbo?" "Well- well-"

The fact that these fuckers can get away with withholding information in a murder trial because "magician's secrets" is ridiculous

I'm already so fucking tired of watching this video jfc

"Ah, [....] of the crime of the scene- what?" "What?? What???"

"Just give [Trucy] a blanket, tuck her into bed." "It- It's 1:55pm [in game]-" "Exactly, past her bedtime. How old is she? 12?" "She's 16." "No she's not, she is not 16." *pulls up character thing* "Okay, well, 15, I was one year off." "Yeah but that one year makes a huge difference."

[messes up her words as judge] "Are you okay over there?" "No, my wife and my kids left me." "Ah okay well we don't have the time to unpack that right now, we're in a trial, maybe later-"

(Turnabout Succession)

I think! I forgot to separate the cases! Woops!

"Oh, sorry, bitch." "I'M SORRY?" "I MEANT BRO-"

"So, this beautiful, blue-haired girl, Vera-" "Okay, Apollo. Geez." "Imagining Trucy going 'Geez, I thought you were gay'-" "I never said I wasn't-" "-Apollo's like 'Where did you get that idea? I mean I am, but where did you get that idea?'" "We had very different ideas for this."

"She killed her dad." "Huh? Vera?" "No, [Ema]." "I'm,, pretty sure her parents died in a car accident." "Yeah, because of her."

"Wouldn't he have tasted the poison?" "Well it depends on the type of poison-" "I was saying that in character." "... Well it depends on the type of poison." "YEEEAH!"

"I sound like a man who's been smoking for five years. Like Pheonix's father." "What??" "Have we met his father?" "N. No we don't know anything about his family." "Oh. Well that's stupid."

"Ooh, maybe it was lead poison!" "I think the same poison to kill him was used in a different case, but I don't remember what..." "Maybe it's the same poison used to kill- what's that one guy's name- Diego? wait no that's racist-" "Are you talking about Godot??" "Yes! That's his name!" "But his real name is Diego Armando, you were right-" "OH, I thought I was making a racist assumption- because latino, and the name Diego-"

"How does that explain the atroquinine(pronounced ah-truq-ih-nine) on the rim of the coffee mug?!" "Ah-truck-ih-nine?? You mean atroquinine???" "Atroquinine, shUT UP!" "Wow Klavier, so angry you lost your accent. Was it fake this whole time?" "NO- NEIN, SHUT UP!"

hey guess what it's september 5th 2021! We've taken a yEAR TO PLAY THIS GAME

"You make a good story." "You make a good... nothing. You make a good nothing! You don't even make a good cake!" "...What?"

"What's 'hard?'" "PFF-" "I- that's not funny, it's not funny-" "What do you mean, that's hilarious! 'What's hard?' [Klavier]?"

NOT THE WAY WE BOTH YELLED IN EXCITEMENT WHEN GUMSHOE CAME BACK

"WhaaaaaAAAAAAT?" "Your voice went awfully high for an old man, sir!" "SHUT THE FUCK UP."

"Objection... Objection! That's... Circumstantial? I don't know, I didn't go to law school."

"But it can fire real bullets!" It can't." "It can!" "It can't." "It can!" "No, it can't! Just let me WIN!"

"Intriguing point, well made!" "I hope you die." "Me too, but here we are!"

"He doesn't realize just how big his little hole- Nope. I'm done, I'm leaving."

"Can I throw him out of a window in a non-sexual way?" "What? How is that sexual?" "I don't know, just forget I said that."

"This is the IV's true color! Looks like pee." "I see! I see you pee'!" "Your Honor, spell ICUP!"

"I lost my girl, my wallet..." "That sucks man. I lost my attorney's badge, can you help me find it?" "Yes sir!" "Where is it, on the ground?" "I was about to say something so inappropriate, oh my god."

"Headcanon that Phoenix thinks that babies come from the daddy's tummy."

"You don't have any talents?" "I can play the piano quite well!" "What, like Piano Man-?" "I can play the flute quite well!" "Did you say you can play the fruit?"

"A boy should always have a trick or two in his back pocket!" "Like sucking cock! I'll grab your papa to demonstrate-" "NO-"

"I conceived [Trucy] myself."

"Glory's spotlight-" "Glory hole. I'm sorry, I... The worst part is that's all instinct."

"Y'know, it's very hard to portray a gay man as a gay woman. Because you want to be like "woman pretty!" but that's out of character. It's like be gay, or be gay, just choose one!"

"-I hear." "I appear?" "I hear." "Appear, that's what Trucy wishes her mother and father would do-"

Hi! It is currently May of 2024, four years since we played Ace Attorney for the first time, and a solid like. Two years since we played Apollo Justice last lmao. Today we bought the quote unquote Apollo Justice Trilogy, so we're gonna start the game over on the Switch. So this is the end of this! See you in a few weeks or a few years! We'll finish this one day !

[the-firebird69]

God of War Ragnarok release event - Kratos visits game digital Westfield... And our son says he is impressed with that guy. And our daughter was kind of saying it too. And it's because he's done only a little of the part. We did see We did see him a little bit. and he was influencing Dave quite a bit. He did the right thing. He does the right thing. He wants to look at this to see what people's reaction is to at Comic Con. It's very mild. And these guys are. these guys are professional cosplay people. And sometimes they pick up a role in a movie. And that's what they're doing there. And the rock did it. And they said he looks just like him. He looks a lot like him And Krantos had a few names in Russia. but really the name of in the god of war video games in the movie is a stolen name. And I gave that name to my son His name is also Zeus. and really is very happy about it. And he's particular too, but I think people will get it. And his other name was Rasputin. That was Dave. he still. alive is entombed, and people are after him. But this would be a wonderful character to play. It is an intense genre. full of weapons. And he needs to learn how to use him and stuff. And he'd handle it a little bit and try and twirl them. And people would like it. Yeah. he can get pretty good at it and then tell people who he is and they freak out and figure out. and figure out that he's been practicing for a year. and stuff like that. It's a lot of fun. And he and stuff like that. It's a lot of fun. And he is gonna do it but he has a lot of questions. and apprehension We have weapons. People are very leery, but Comic Con wouldn't be that problem because they're fake.. So he's. rethinking that part. And yeah, he's a little bit apprehensive about being this character. I think that when he is about 6 foot three would be a good time because he looks kind of giant. And Kratos is a giant and you can see him. He's towering over everybody. But he has a lot of characters to play And he says that there's probably a particular order and he doesn't wanna do. no, the first one was not his actual character. and he's remembering it might have been Superman. And so that's a little bit outlandish, but he might. look pretty good when he's smaller. So that would make a lot of people excited. I know what character was first and he's got the shirt in his closet, and that's what it is. I helped form that character too. and it is a good idea. And he's got practically the whole thing ready and We're gonna go ahead and prep for it. It should be happening. within a few months. which still is a long time. I'm gonn which still is a long time. I'm gonna help him with the next post. It sounds like a lot of fun, and he wants me to help out.. He's got some pretty good jokes I'm gonna tell it in a minute.

Apollo and Goddess 

Olympus

[ladyblueberrymuffin]

Now this is interesting, because I feel like Piper would have to be at least a little bi in order to have a fantasy about dating a guy so strong it creates fake memories. I don't think you can explain that with Piper being in the closet, because like... this is her unfettered subconscious mind.

Now, of course the problem with having a bi character, written by a cishet author, is that unless they're dating a person of the same sex, they might as well be straight. It would feel like a hollow gesture.

But there are ways to make Piper openly bi without breaking them up. Have her be poly. Given how much gods are shamed for having multiple partners, I think we could use some positive poly representation. Or give us a love triangle with Jason and Shel, where each of them get some romantic moments with Piper.... and then it ends us poly.

"Where's your girlfriend?" "Oh, she's on a date with her girlfriend."

And you might say there's no drama in that but love triangles are full of drama. Plus then we can have a happy resolution, with Piper having two supportive partners, and Jason and Shel being platonic friends and metamours, talking about pretentious European films and art museums.

Also, Piper's identity crisis would be even worse in this regard, because she would feel like she's becoming her mother. You can use that to tackle the notions of slutshaming, prejudice about polyamory, Piper's negative feelings towards her mom, Piper's negative feelings towards herself, the Camp Half-Blood prejudice against the Aphrodite cabin... There's so much drama there. The only problem is, it would have to be told in a book that's actually about Piper, and not Apollo.

Honestly, the biggest slap in the face is that I have to read this from Apollo's POV. I don't carer about his take on the things. I don't want his advice. I don't want him here. I want to see how Piper and Jason deal with this themselves, and see them interact with each other.

But hey, at this point I'd just be writing fanfiction... And I am.

I feel like people haven't really understood The Lost Hero, because like... "I think the reasons Piper and Jason broke up make sense. Their relationship is based on fake memories and blah blah blah"

THE LOST HERO IS LITERALLY ABOUT PIPER HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS, BECAUSE SHE LEARNS HER MEMORIES ARE FAKE AND SHE HAS TO LEARN TO ACCEPT IT.

The whole crux of Jasiper in The Lost Hero is they're slow and shy and even ashamed to a degree about their feelings, because they are afraid it'd be those fake memories pushing them into this.

Like, I feel like The Lost Hero couldn't be more obvious about the fact that they like each other for real, and they're the only ones who can't see it.

Piper already learned this lesson in The Lost Hero, why is this treated like a new development in The Burning Maze?

Also,

Aphrodite smiled. “Because you are my daughter, Piper. You see possibilities much more vividly than others. You see what could be. And it still might be—don’t give up."

It wasn't Hera, or Aphrodite who gave Piper the memories of dating Jason. It was Piper. Like, the way I think about it, it's like when you meet this boy, and you develop a crush, and you start making up all these fantasies about dating him in your head.

In other words, all Hera did was "introduce" Jason to Piper's brain, and because Jason is very sweet, and nice, and funny, Piper's brain was like "Yes, this guy, more please."

I dunno. I always found it cute. She's basically just dealing with an unrequited crush, just dressed up in a magic packaging.

I do think there should be more emphasis put on the fact that there are differences between how Piper "remembers" Jason, and what he's really like, and over the course of the book, she realizes that she likes real Jason more than her idealized version of him.

No one gaslit no one into liking each other. Jason and Piper actively gave each other time to process things. The Lost Hero even ends with this:

Across the green, her cabin mates looked disappointed that they hadn’t witnessed a kiss. They started cashing in their bets. But that was all right. Piper was patient.

The patient bit was always the most important to me. Piper isn't rushing things.

I think Rick heard fans complaining that Jasiper is based on fake memories and how messed up that is, and course corrected. They wanted a major character death, more representation, a different personality for Piper, not having Piper constantly think about Jason, they didn't really like Jason...

And you know, I think he's valid. Like, this is a job to him. He's feeding his family. He doesn't have to care about these fake names on the page just because I do. He wanted to accommodate the fans, he probably wanted some more meaty character stuff after the last couple of books were kinda boring with Callypso and Leo and so on, he probably thought this would get people hooked and interested.

It's fine. I'm glad he's still making books, and getting work, and helping other creators. I don't think other writers are that invested in their characters either, but when I read like a Kami Garcia schmaltzy romance, it feels like it was written with the mindset of "How would I feel if my friend stopped talking to me? How would I feel if my loved one died?" and it makes the actions of the characters feel less cold and detached.

I'd have a panic attack if I was friends with Leo and he moved on a whim, and didn't seem all that broken up about not seeing me again. I'd feel like I am not worth a lot to him. Hell, I am 23, way older than they are, and I still cry, because my friend moved away this year. I pass his house, and I realize I feel nothing, and I don't wanna be there, because he's not there, and I cry. These characters don't cry about anything, unless someone dies. And even then, a few minutes later, it's back to normal.

I dunno, is this what makes it more accessible to middle-schoolers? I feel like middle-schoolers would be even more terrified of the prospect of a friend moving away and not even feeling that sad over leaving them behind.

[anissapierce]

So who do u think created the first pflag for superheroes like ... I mean ok at this point half the league is there anyway but... My money is on Jefferson bc as much as i love him i do kinda appreciate that in his original appearance he was dealing with homophobia but i disagree w how overt itd b. I can see him being like most accepting 'straight' parents where like theyre accepting but kinda not and need to work on stuff.

and his way of working on tht was research n starting a pflag chapter. He keeps trying to get Apollo to join in a very 'youre the only out gay parent i know n i need to be reassured tht my little girl is going to b ok bc shes dating someone tht i think is a bad influence but if i can interact w u n ur husband who i know ill butt heads w then ill be able to connect w grace at least' ....way n apollo can Smell that on him n wants No part.

Gregario joins bc he deeply pities the sheer ally desperation rolling off of jefferson in waves. And also bc he does want to talk shop with someone who Raised meta human children who like... lived to adulthood. Also Jefferson is 'straight' but like he isnt hes literally slept w men and had close relationships w them after where they wouldnt discuss the benefits part of fwb but is too in the closet to realize he could b bi. Like hes fine with and knows that bi ppl exist but hes got like sexuality imposter syndrome.

And like it takes like three beers max for him to just spill that Gregorio who thought he was just unwinding w a tentative new parenting friend. And a younger gregorio would've probably like said something with a lot less tact that jefferson would react like a spooked dog to. But instead he chose the high road.

But like once Irons joins as someone who is Actually straight like ... Jefferson had to unfortunately (for him) see if he needed to do some excavating. But then Ollie joined and they kinda just fed into each other's worse flaws wrt that. Like the thing is ...even after Ollie gets together w Hal it takes Jefferson Seeing Ollie come out to the group for it all to click w him. Like when the guy youve hooked up w once comes out the cats kinda out of the bag.

[theslay3d]

Hiiii could you do Percy Jackson x reader where the reader is Annabeth’s best friend and Percy is dating Annabeth but is really in love with the reader (they send looks to each other) and one day (Percy and Annabeth broke up but reader feels guilty because that’s her bffs ex you know?) they have a private conversation where they’re really close together (like in a janitors closet) and they’re about to kiss but the reader is like ‘I can’t do this’ (HELLA ANGSTY) and you can decide if they get together or not <<333

Percy Jackson x Child of Apollo!reader

Gender: Gender neutral i think to tired to check AHAH

Warnings: cursing

Word count: 1115

A/N i dont really like the ending but i had no idea how to end it also i made it child of apollo cause i swear i thought it said that in the request HAHAH

You stared at Percy and Annabeth. They were on the dock leaning into each other laughing at something. Your glad Annabeth was finally happy and enjoying life. Even if it hurt your heart that the person she was happy with was the guy that you're in love with. 

Percy turned his head to your direction. You locked eyes for a minute before Annabeth got his attention again. You felt so guilty for even liking him and it wasn't helping with how he acted around you. You sighed and looked down, closing your eyes and holding back the tears. 

You got back to what you were doing which was archery. You notched an arrow and pulled the string back. You let go and it hit the target right at the center. You were a child of Apollo which naturally made you good at archery. 

You didn't know but Will your brother was watching the whole time. You were his sibling. He didn't want you to be sad, especially over a boy. So he made a plan. A plan to get you alone with Percy Jackson even if you just confess your feelings and nothing comes of it. He hoped it would help. The plan would happen in a few days.

A few days before Will’s plan that you had no idea about would happen Annabeth came into your cabin crying. You got from your bed worried for your best friend. You got everyone out of the cabin quickly and took Annabeth's hand to sit next to you on the bed. 

“Hey hey hey what's wrong?” You asked as you stroked her back trying to comfort her. 

She wiped her tears as fast as they came trying not to appear weak. “Percy h-he broke up with me. Gods I'm crying over a boy” She rolled her eyes but her tears continued. 

“He broke up with you? Why” You were angry when you said it. Even if you loved him Annabeth was your best friend no one would hurt her if you had any control over it. 

“I don’t know” She threw her hands up and continued “H-he said it just “wasn’t right” what does that even mean?” 

You sighed and continued to stroke her back. “Want me to beat him up?”

You said it jokily but if she said yes you would do it no question. 

She laughed and her tears slowed. “Its ok you know ill be fine i hope and hes just a stupid boy” She got up and started to leave. “Thank you Y/N for being here for me”

You smiled and replied back “Of course Annabeth i'm your friend” 

She smiled back and walked out.

 That night you layed in bed and just cried. You tried to be as silent as you could which you did successfully as none of your siblings woke up. You felt so guilty for even liking your best friend's boyfriend and now they broke up. Even though it probably wasn't your fault you still felt guilty. Eventually you cried yourself to sleep.

***Time skip***

It's been two days since Annabeth came into your cabin crying. It's been pretty awkward around the whole camp after her and Percy broke up. Everyone tried to make sure they were separate when doing anything at all. 

Will was sure his plan would work. He was planning on doing it soon and was trying to find an excuse as to why he needed something to get you alone with Percy. 

That day you ended up being pulled into one of the closets in the big house. You were about to scream when a hand clapped over your mouth. Whoever it was turned on the light over head and revealed themselves. It was Percy?

“What the hell Percy you scared me” You whispered to him. 

He smirked at that then it dropped off of his face “Listen we need to talk” he said 

You narrowed your eyes at him “What could we possibly need to talk about Jackson? you broke my best friends heart”

He closed his eyes and sighed. He probably felt guilty but he should honestly you can't break up with someone and not give a reason other that “It didn't feel right” 

“I know and I'm sorry about that but i cant keep lying to her” His breath hit your face and that's when you realized how small this closet really was. You got out of his grip and backed up to the wall. It didn't help much but at least there was a little more distance between you. 

“Lying to her? What were you lying about?”

“I-im in love with you not her”

Your eyes widened and he stared at you waiting for you to reply. “What?” You were so confused that was the only word you could say in the moment. 

“I'm in love with-”

“No no no i heard you i just cant believe you actually fucking said it” 

He seemed shocked at your angry tone. You continued “What do you want me to say Jackson?” 

“I want you to tell me how you feel about me. I know you must feel something i see the way you look at me” 

You didn't say anything so he moved closer, erasing the distance you created. You looked up at him and saw his eyes dart to your eyes then lips. He leaned down slowly to where your lips were almost touching. Before they could touch you ducked under his arm, your back facing the door. “I can't do this not to Annabeth she's been through enough” 

You opened the door and walked out. 

You were crying the whole way to your cabin. Luckily no one noticed and you made it there hoping no one would be inside. You weren't lucky this time Will was sitting on his bed messing with some bandages. He looked up and say you crying you stood in the doorway just crying. 

Will got up and walked towards you. He closed the door then brought you to sit next to him on his bed. “What's wrong?”

“Stupid boys Will” you sniffled as you said it. His eyebrows furrowed and he guessed “Percy?”

You laughed at his first guess and nodded your head. Will quickly got rid of the plan in his head if Percy made you this upset he didn’t deserve you. 

“Im sorry Y/N you don't deserve this” 

“Its ok Will ill be ok” 

Days went by when you found out Percy and Annabeth got back together. It hurt too much to tell Annabeth what happened but at least she's happy again. You and Percy didn't talk about what happened ever again.