#guys i am unwell

[karlyboyyy]

Fellas is it gay to jump out the window of your hospital room on the ??th floor (still in your kitty cat pj’s AND recovering from being stabbed a few days ago, btw), hijack a speedboat, crash it into a much larger boat, leap out of the speedboat mid-crash to catch your bestest buddy guy friend in your arms, fall to the ground together, continue to hold him in your arms as you both roll down the sidewalk, then as you finally come to a complete stop, stare lovingly into his eyes as you awkwardly hover over him? Asking for a friend 🤔🏳️‍🌈⁉️

[hannie-dul-set]

prev rb, the four ricky wips are karma, regency ricky, orgmate ricky, vampire ricky, and ive already written too much for all of them to back out. god save my soul.

[ultimatetrashgoblin]

Calahan’s insta post made me ugly cry

[fuckyeah-dragrace]

when oldest sister guilt ™️ hits as you realize you missed your little brothers first football game

[redr0sewrites]

not a request and it's something I hadn't considered before. But having just seen your post about Lute's height.... domme Lute is doing things to me 😳

U SEE THE VISION!!!! U SEE IT!!!!!!!!

in my humble totally unbiased opinion i see her as a very versatile switch, i def think she can be a soft dom or a rough dom, but i also think she needs to be pampered sometimes. like i love the idea of her with a soft dom reader who just treats her super well too yk? but urgergrhrhrh the idea of tall dom lute w a shorter sub reader is very nice indeed. love the power dynamics, love everything about it.

anyways fuck yea i love tall lute and i love the idea of tall women who could absolutely fuck me up but would also be down to just sit and chill too. glad u see the vision‼️

[diivineray]

Leona’s UnIQUE MAGIC AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DNDNSKSKAKLSLSLSKSKSS

[ribbittrobbit]

[cheekylittlepupp]

But of course, you deserve a treat.

[batcavescolony]

Percy not thinking anyone is gonna save him from Zeus but Poseidon showing up. Poseidon surrendering to Zeus, and Percy in the background in awe because this is the first time he's actually seen his father

[cimicherrychanga]

do NOT approach this guy at the pub they WILL talk about ninja turtles for two hours

[ryllen]

Fun fact for the day, that u may or may not already know,

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

are you really besties if you can't share a joint

[threestripeslider]

Tired: Rise!Splinter is a neglectful and awful father who doesn’t care about his kids >:(

Wired: Rise!Splinter’s negligence comes from a place of deep trauma that he’s carried with him his whole life – losing his mother, having been betrayed by the love of is life, being imprisoned and forced to fight for his life, used as an experiment and subsequently being mutated and losing his whole identity as a person – and while it certainly doesn’t excuse his behavior, there is no doubt that this man loves his sons fiercely despite his own shortcomings and perhaps it is exactly that love and care that causes him to keep his children at arms length in hopes to spare them his family’s cursed legacy that grooms them into martyrs and are thus destined to die young, a sacrifice for the greater good that Splinter is never willing to make even if it means forfeiting the world to the Shredder. Splinter’s journey of fatherhood began by being completely unprepared as a fresh young single father of four young children that depend on him to survive and there is no surprise he’s hit almost every bump there possibly is when raising a child but never in his life has Splinter ever blamed or resented his children in any way – he is not perfect and he’s aware and he tries to do better all because he loves his kids this fucking much bc despite all the shit he’s been through, those kids made him realize that he can try again. to dismiss him as an awful father is a gross mischaracterization of a deeply traumatized man of color who evidently tried his fucking hardest not to pass on the hurt onto his own children while grappling with his own demons and the crushing destiny of his family’s blood line that took away his mother.

[i-may-be-an-emu]

JUST. JUST THE WAY SAM IS HOLDING AJ’S HAND THE ENTIRE TIME. THE ENTIRE TIME. THE WAY TOM IS HOLDING SAM. THE WAY THE VIDEO STARTS RIGHT WHEN LUKE HAD A HAND ON AJ’S HEAD. THE WAY LUKE CASUALLY FIDDLES WITH TOM’S EAR. SAMS HAND ON TOM’S KNEE. THE CAMERA CUTTING FROM WHEN LUKE HAD BEEN HUGGING AJ ON THE FIRST CUT. THE WAY THAT THEY’RE ALL SMILING AND HAPPY THE WHOLE TIME. NOT TO MENTION THAT ALL OF THEM ARE SMUSHED TOGETHER ON ONE COUCH. I- WHAT. I SIMPLY CAN NOT WHEN MEN *dies*

[much2bright]

every time i see a pic of ray toro playing the guitar (a thing he does often) while wearing a tight black t shirt (another thing he does often) i feel like i need to chew on a block of concrete

[raethereptile]

The only thing crazier than Louis smiling fondly at Daniel as he says the words "San Fransisco" is that Daniel smiles fondly back