#because it just looks like Lu Guang is being extra dramatic about Cheng Xiaoshi holding hands with a girl

[karlyboyyy]

Fellas is it gay to jump out the window of your hospital room on the ??th floor (still in your kitty cat pj’s AND recovering from being stabbed a few days ago, btw), hijack a speedboat, crash it into a much larger boat, leap out of the speedboat mid-crash to catch your bestest buddy guy friend in your arms, fall to the ground together, continue to hold him in your arms as you both roll down the sidewalk, then as you finally come to a complete stop, stare lovingly into his eyes as you awkwardly hover over him? Asking for a friend 🤔🏳️‍🌈⁉️