#guys 🤫🧏‍♂️

[lovelybunnigum]

why fight it out when we can kiss it out idk actually

i cant believe i didn't actually post this here and I coulda sworn I did

anyway uhh yeah 🤕 stream epic btw OKAYBYE

[sillyezra]

hi elehitch fans

i love normal guy hes so silly

[justarandomsimp77]

If you guys understand this fucking marry me now!!! 💍🧎‍♀️;

☺️🛶🌊🤕🐺🐝🐺🧗🪨⛺🥩🩹👋🧸😨🐻😱🐺😭💀🩸

What episode is this camp camp fans? Hmmm??

[primalshane]

No shane youre not using Lothar as a second preferred name no one is going to call you that its literally just a goofy lighthearted joking little caveman roleplay youre doing on tumblr why is it giving you gender euphoria STOP IT

[i-like-ratsssss]

Me too bro, me too

I NEED TWOBIT SO BAD IM GONNA DESTROY SOMETHING

[themultifandomfreak]

I’ve done Dr. Clef hcs, now for my gears hcs but i havent read his wiki in ages and so most of this will be nowhere near canon

He is horrible with naming stuff. Would probably call a black and white cat Oreo.

He doesn’t realise he might be bi, but everyone around him thinks he’s already out.

Would probably let his hair grow out if someone he likes told him he looked decent with it like that.

He’s the type of guy to bite ice cream.

He doesn’t drink usually, unless it’s for celebration.

He/Him

He probably knows how to breakdance, and also ballroom dance, but he will only ever do the “dad dance” thing where he’s just moving his arms around and slightly moving to the beat of the music, ykwim?

Has the WORST posture. Hunchback of notre-dame ahh posture

Probably has hay fever. Doesn’t know hay fever meds exist, and so just complains about it quietly until autumn comes.

Has taken so many measures to make sure he doesn’t start balding. The reason why is related to the other hair one 🤫🧏‍♂️

He tries so hard to learn modern slang and just embarrasses himself (he doesn’t know 😔)

Once had a coughing fit so hard that everyone thought he was dying. He was just clearing mucus from his throat.

Related to that one, he either is the type of guy to clear his thought really loudly in the bathroom at 6AM, or do the coughing thing.

I fear I might hc every person in this foundation with this, but. autism. Never getting diagnosed, though.

Probably has some form of heart problem. He’s an old man, of course he does! Idk what exactly tho, and he probably won’t do anything about it

My hands are tired from typing and I just woke up so some of those wont make sense ‼️‼️‼️💥💥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️🥚‼️‼️⁉️⁉️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️⚙️⚙️⚙️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥💥💥🗣️🗣️

A

[pastelpousay]

I’m going to steal Zeus’ wife if he won’t stop cheating on her 🤫🧏‍♂️

GRAHHH SORRY SHES SO FINE IM SORRY I JUST LET ME TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE HER BEAUTY GUYS UGHH SHES SO SPARKLY GLITTERCORE 💗💗💗

Taglist for amazing ppl who put up with my bs: @re3tro0 @delicatestringbean @persephoneflowerpetals @maddieinheaven @glacier-alchemist @dreamwinged

Divs by .co/Underherione

[d0not-disturb]

hello Would you like to suggest a mcyter and a dog or cat breed for me to draw?

Draw mumbo K Jumbo as a Great Dane

Also seems like the best time to post my Grumbo bluey au 🤫🧏‍♂️

Guys I am autistic about Grumbo and Grumbots

[tnnagegrrl]

WIEIAID 20 💕

Breakfast: 🤫🧏‍♂️

Lunch: 2 pieces bread (172kcal), Crisps (133kcal)

Dinner: Beans+egg on toast (319kcal)

Other: 5 cookies (720kcal)

Total: 1344kcal

Burnt: 395kcal

Net: 949kcal

I know it's a binge but it isn't that bad for a binge?? Ive gone just over my maintain intake of 1200 so I'll accept it but only today. No breakfast or lunch or snacks tmr. Only dinner and water, I won't be tempted 🫤 Days like this is why I lowk feel like a fake ana girly but guys I swear I'm trying ana I promise I'm trying

[hiro--aoki]

TWD X TUMBLR Chapter Three: Stick Together

Tw: Mentions of rascism, use of N-word slur (again 😰), mentions of drugs, catcalling, say bye bye to a character

A/n: procrastination really is my enemy atm. literally kept you guys waiting longer than i intended, my bad fam. this is a very long chapter 💪🤫🧏‍♂️🤫

Previous Chapter // Next Chapter

Rick picks up the gun Merle dropped, checking the ammo, “Look here, Merle. Things are different now. There is no n***** anymore. There are no dumb as shit, inbred white trash fools either. Only dark meat and white meat. There’s us and the dead. We survive this by pulling together not apart.”

Merle slowly turns his head to Rick and says defiantly, “Screw you, man.”

Rick takes a breath, “I can see you make a habit of missing the point.”

“Yeah, well screw you twice.”

“Outa be polite to a man with a gun,” Rick brings Merle’s own gun to his head, mocking him with his own words, “Only common sense.”

The rest of the group watch the interaction, still recovering from Merle’s minute long power trip.

“You wouldn’t,” Merle challenges, “You’re a cop.”

Rick lowers his gun, “All I am anymore, is a man looking for his wife and son. Anyone who gets in the way of that is gonna lose.”

The two of them hold silent eye contact for a few seconds.

Rick breaks the silence again, and starts to check Merle’s pockets, “I’ll give you a moment to think about that.”

He pulls out a little box. He recognises it instantly from his years as an officer. Rick grabs Merle’s chin, forcing him to look up.

“Got some on your nose there,” Rick gives a flick to his nose.

“What’re you gonna do? Arrest me?” Merle mocks.

It’s only at this point he notices Rick walking over to the edge of the roof. Rick tosses the drugs over the side of the building.

“Hey! What’re you doing?! That’s my stuff! If I get loose, you better pray!” Merle says, pulling his wrist, trying escape his restraints.

Rick starts to walk to another side of the roof, Morales following.

“You hear me, you pig? You hear me?!” Merle continues to rant over his drugs like a Scooby Doo villain would after they’ve been caught.

“Yeah, your voice carries.”  Artemis says, shooting a much-deserved glare at Merle.

“You filthy pig!” Merle ignores her and keeps trying to twist his way out of the handcuffs.

Rick leans against a ledge, looking over the city. The streets are still filled with the relentless walkers. Thunder rolls in the distance, louder than Merle. Morales stands next to Rick.

“You’re not Atlanta PD.” He states, “Where are you from?”

Rick thinks for a second, before answering, “Up the road aways.”

“Well Officer Friendly, from up the road aways, welcome to the big city.”

They both turn back to the shuffling, decaying nightmares as they moan and groan their way around the city. The streets are infested with them. There’s no way out. Every direction they turn there’s just as many.

On a different ledge, Andrea, Jacqui and Artemis peer over that side.

“It’s like Time’s Square down there.” Andrea states, worry for all their safety is obvious in her tone.

Morales and Rick make their way back to the rest of the group.

“How’s the signal?” Morales asks.

“Like Dixon’s brain.” T-Dog says blankly, “Weak.”

Merle just flips him off in return.

“Keep trying.” Morales orders.

“Why? There’s nothing they can do.” Andrea says, “Not a damn thing.”

“Getting them to come and help us would be telling them to come to their deaths.” Artemis adds.

“Got some people outside the city as well.” Morales explains to Rick, “There’s no refugee centre, that’s a pipe dream.”

“Then she’s right, we’re on our own. It’s up to us to find a way out.” Rick says, his stubborn nature really shining through in such a dim situation.

“Good luck with that.” Merle interrupts, “These streets ain’t safe in this part of town from what I hear.”

Merle then glances at Andrea, shamelessly checking her out, “Ain’t that right, sugar tits?”

That comment makes everyone look over at Merle with some form of disgust. Andrea even looks somewhat offended.

Merle doesn’t stop there, “Hey, honey buns, what say you get me out of these cuffs, we go off somewhere and bump some uglies? Gonna die anyway.”

“I’d rather.” Andrea states bluntly.

“Rug muncher. I figured as much.” Merle mutters.

“Streets ain’t safe. Now there’s an understatement.” Morales says, standing with Rick.

“What about under the city?” Rick suggests.

“The sewers?”

“Oh man.”

Morales turns to Glenn, “Hey Glenn, check the alley.”

The rest of the group look up at Morales and Rick. Glenn jogs over to the side of the building where he has a clear view of the alley.

“See any manhole covers?” Morales asks.

 Below them, in the alley, two walkers are standing idly but no sewer entries in sight. Glenn jogs back to the group.

“No, must be all out on the street where the geeks are.” He concludes.

Jacqui speaks up, “Maybe not. Old buildings like this, built in the ‘20s. Big structure often had drainage tunnels into the sewers in case of flooding down in the subbasements.”

“How do you know that?” Glenn questions.

“It’s my job -was-.” She clarifies, “I worked in the city zoning office.”

“I’m surprised, those office jobs do come in handy.” Artemis says.

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Morales, Jacqui, Rick, Glenn, Artemis, and Andrea make their way down to the subbasements of the building. They reach the opening of the tunnel. The deep, dark, and damp tunnel. The group point each of their flashlights down into it, illuminating the tunnel slightly.

“Very welcoming.” Artemis mumbles.

“This is it? Are you sure?” Morales asks the group.

“I scoped this place out the other times I was here.” Glenn says, “It’s the only thing in the building that goes down…but I’ve never gone down it.”

“Very promising too.” Artemis adds to her earlier statement.

“Who’d want to, right?” Glenn asks rhetorically.

The group glance over at Glenn, he looks back at them.

It takes him a few seconds to realise; he is the human sacrifice.

“Oh. great.” He mutters.

“We’ll be right behind you-“Andrea tries to say.

Glenn interrupts her, “No, you won’t. Not you.”

Andrea takes this to slight offence, “Why not me? Think I can’t?”

“I wasn’t-“Glenn tries to backpedal.

“Speak your mind.” Rick says firmly.

Glenn takes a minute to think about what he’s going to say.

“Look, until now, I always came by myself. In and out, grab a few things; no problem. First time I bring a group; everything goes to hell.” Glenn says, before adding, “No offense.”

There’s another moment of awkward silence between the group.

“If you want me to go down this gnarly hole, fine…but only if we do it my way.” As he continues talking, the confidence in Glenn grows a bit more, “It’s tight down there. If I run into something and I have to get out quick, I don’t want you all jammed up behind me, getting me killed.”

“I’ll take one person.” Glenn states.

Rick looks as if he’s just about to volunteer but Glenn stops him.

“Not you either. You’ve got Merle’s gun and I’ve seen you shoot.” Glenn explains, “I’d feel better if you were out in that store, watching those doors, covering our ass.”

Glenn then gestures to Andrea, “You’ve got the only other gun, so you should go with him.”

He then turns to Morales, “You be my wingman. Jacqui and Artemis stay here.  Something happens, yell down to us, get us back up here in a hurry.”

“Okay.”

“Yes sir.”

“Okay, everyone knows their jobs.” Rick confirms, giving Glenn a pat on his back.

Glenn and Morales start to descend into the very friendly tunnel of hope. After making sure they’re down safely, Andrea and Rick head back up to the shops.

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Artemis and Jacqui watch as the other two pairs go and do their assigned jobs. There’s not a long silence before Artemis speaks up.

“What do you think about that Rick guy?”

“He seems decent enough.” Jacqui admits.

“Came out of nowhere and already has your trust? Must be aa sign or something.” Artemis jokes as she leans on the railing of the tunnel.

“You trynna say he’s the ‘chosen one’ or something?” Jacqui smiles.

“Might as well be at this point.”

They both chuckle, enjoying what could be one of their last moments. That is if Rick’s plan doesn’t go accordingly.

_______A Few Minutes Later_______

Morales, Glenn, Jacqui and Artemis come back up to the shops just in time to see the first set of glass doors chatter. The walkers flood the small space that they achieved, leaving only one set of glass doors between them and their dinner.

Rick keeps his eyes on the small army of walkers, “What’d ya found down there?”

“Not a way out.” Morales answers.

“We need to find one. Soon.” Andrea states.

The group agrees, before heading back up to the roof as quick as they can.

_____________

Rick scans across the viewable parts of the not so fabulous city through a pair of binoculars.

“That construction site, those trucks; they always keep keys on hand.” He points out to the desperate group.

Rick passes the binoculars to Morales. Morales looks from the construction site to the streets practically flooded with walkers.

“You’ll make it past the walkers.” Morales mutters.

Rick turns to Glenn, “You got me out of that tank.”

“Yeah, but they were feeding. They were distracted.” Glenn argues.

_______A Few Minutes Later_______

The groans, moans and shuffling surrounds Rick, Glenn and Artemis as they slowly shuffle through the streets. The stench practically fuming off them and the walkers is nauseating. They walk terribly slow, trying to blend in with the walkers like kids on their first day of school. They slowly inch closer to the yard where they need to get to.

Glenn looks over at the walking corpses. They used to be people. They probably died scared, suffering and alone. Thunder rolls and echoes throughout the streets, interrupting his intrusive thoughts.

Rain starts to slowly and gently fall. Rick looks back at Glenn and Artemis. Glenn’s face holds a stunned expression, whereas Artemis’s holds a worried expression. Rick subtly gestures for them to move faster.

As they near the fence surrounding the construction compound, wakers start to notice that they are in fact, not walkers, and start to walk towards them.

“Shit.” Artemis whispers, as if whispering could save them now.

“Go. Run. Come on.” Rick says.

The group start to run along the asphalt. The walking corpses reach and grab at the three of them. They reach the gate and start climbing. Artemis looks between Rick and Glenn and the oncoming tsunami of walkers. They won’t make it in time.

She pulls off her bag and shoves into Glenn’s hands.

“What are you doing?!” Glenn asks in concern.

“Being a distraction.” She hisses back.

“Are you crazy?!”

“Probably.”

“You can’t be serious.”

Artemis grabs Glenn’s shoulders, “The group needs you to survive. You and Officer Friendly over there. You’re like a brother to me, and if anything happened to me, I would beat myself up so bad if your girlfriend doesn’t beat me to it.”

With that she let’s go of him and starts to move along the fence, in the opposite direction to Glenn and Rick.

“Glenn, come on!” Rick yells.

_______Meanwhile_______

“It’s late, they should’ve been back by now.” Amy says as she paces in from of the RV.

“Girl, calm down, you worry too much.” Delilah says as she makes a daisy chain for Kayden while teaching Lily how to do it.

“They’ll be okay, they’re with Glenn and Artemas.” Lily says as she copies whatever Delilah does with the small flowers.

Dale pokes his head up from working on the RV’s engine, “Worrying won’t make it better.”

Amy lets out a sigh and walks off to occupy herself, in hopes it will make the others return quicker.

“Start it over.” Shane chuckles as he tries to teach Carl how to tie a tight knot.

Carl giggles and does as he says. Kayden watches Carl with fascination. His laughter and determination capturing her in a trance, like pretty much anything Carl does. Lori watches Shane and Carl interact from the clothes like.

The CB comes on, and they hear T-Dog’s voice, “Hello, base camp? Can anybody out there hear me?”

People start to gather around the radio again.

“Base camp, this is T-Dog. Anybody hear me?”

Dale answers it, “Hello? Hello? Receptions bad on this end. Repeat.”

“We’re in some deep shit here.” T-Dog admits, sounding distressed, “We’re trapped in the department store.”

Worried murmurs come from the others and Delilah looks over to Lily with wide eyes.

“Glenn will be okay. He’s the kind of guy to refuse to die until he says, ‘I love you’ one last time.” Lily says to comfort her best friend.

“Geeks…surrounded…of em…” T-Dog’s voice cuts in and out over the line.

“T-Dog can repeat that last bit?” Dale asks.

He just gets static in reply.

“He said the department store.” Lori clarifies.

“I heard it to.” Dale says.

“Shane-“

“He cuts Lori off, “No way. We do not go after them. We don not risk the rest of the group. Ya’ll know that.”

Amy speaks up, “So we’re just gonna leave her there?”

“And Glenn?” Delilah speaks up, her friend’s earlier comfort no longer working.

“Look, Amy, Lilah, I know that this is not easy-“

“They volunteered to go!” Amy argues, “To help the rest of us.”

“I know, and they knew the risks, right?” He states, keeping calm as to not aggravate her any further, “See, if they’re trapped, they’re gone. So we just have to deal with that. There’s nothing we can do.”

“She’s my sister, you son of a bitch.” Amy says as she storms off.

“Dude, your dad is such a downer. “Lily mumbles to Delilah.

She finishes her daisy crown, fitting it nicely on Carl’s head, as Delilah puts the chain around Kayden’s neck.

_______A Few Minutes Later_______

Since the last communication, the mood around the camp has been less than cheerful. The only thing lifting spirits now is Kayden and Carl running around the camp, pretending to be fairies, are being chased by the evil witches, Lily and Delilah.

Suddenly, the loud engine of what can be assumed to be a sports car, echoes throughout the quarry. A bright red car comes into view, driving towards the camp, and stopping right next to the RV. Glenn steps out of the car and looks around the group.

He’s bombarded with people around him, asking if everyone’s okay, telling him to turn the blaring car off, asking him what happened.

Glenn pops the bonnet of the car and Shane turns off the noise. Glenn looks around the group and almost instantly spots a flabbergasted Delilah with a bright pink blush.

He jogs over to her and wraps her in a tight hug. He rests his head on her shoulder and looks like he doesn’t intend on moving for a while. Delilah gathers herself and grabs his face her hands and presses their lips together.

“Ew!” Kayden and Carl squeal, carl covering Kayden’s eyes.

“Yeah, ew!” Lily chuckles and throws grass at the pair.

They break apart and immediately shy away from each other.

“Glenn, where are the others?” Dale asks.

“Coming.” Glenn mumbles, still very much flustered.

Just as he says this, a small truck drives up the road, parking behind the sports car. The group step out. Amy practically jumps tackles Andrea. Morales is just glad to see his wife and kids are still in one piece.

“How’d you all get out of there?” Lori asks.

“Thought you guys were trapped.” Jim adds.

“We were. The new guy got us out.” Morales says.

“New guy?” Dale asks.

“Yeah, crazy vato just got into town. Hey helicopter boy, come meet everyone!” Morales calls out to the truck.

Rick steps out of the truck, taking a few steps towards the new group of faces. He stops in his tracks. Carl and Lily turn to see him. Rick starts to walk toward them, Carl starts sprinting to Rick, his flower crown flying off, Lily not far behind.

“Dad!”

“Dad!”

Carl jumps into Rick’s arms, and Lily hugs them both. After a few seconds Lori joins the hug as well. Carl is sobbing, Lily is also sobbing silently shedding a few tears and Rick is fighting back his own tears. Lori is in shock that Rik is alive after all this time, as is Shane.

The rest of the group watch with wide eyes as the once broken family reunite.

Taglist:

@kookiekult @smutinlove @far-cry-from-finality @zomb-1-egutzz

@shadowybasementmiracle @vaniniweenie @sleep-queen

@frankcastleautism @hisdahlia @carlslvr @zzombiegirl

@lunarnightt @carlmipololo @herrera2k @txrasbae

@a-vampire-bat @coveofthesiren

[the-hasegawa-fan]

hey. so. um. im really sorry to any tetro fans. im sorry to von, and wada va... and billy la bufanda...

WADA MASANARI X BILLY LA BUFANDA❤️❤️

(this is a crack fic contructed by me and ppl on tetrocord)

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Wada Masanari woke up in his familiar room, his rubber room, his rubber room with RATS. When suddenly... HE SAW IN THE CORNER... a... *anime gasp*.. FAMILIAR FACE..?? (like his familiar room)

"Mira, que tu haces?" The familiar voice said.. as he approached Wada cutely (cuz he's not like the other girls🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺)

"OH MY GOD..! IT'S BEEN SO LONG POOKIE BEAR...!🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸✨✨✨✨I missed my favourite queefer" Wada exclaimed with excitement as he laid eyes upon his one and only ✨neck garment✨

"Tu eres rarito, no? Como que pookie bear, cara de coliflor?" Billy la Bufanda said as he grimaced handsomely 🤫🧏‍♂️

"G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-good heavens...! i-i-i-i-i-i didn't know you felt that way booboo bear🥰🥰🥰"

Wada approaches the ✨neck garment✨ with specific..... heh........𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼...... in mind.

Billy la Bufanda raised a finger to Wada's mouth, shushing him...𝓶𝓮𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝔂...🤫🧏‍♂️❤️

"No te atrevas, triple hijue puta~" After saying this... Billy La Bufanda fled the scene..! FLYING OUT THE WINDOW..!!💔💔💔🔪🔪🔪⛓️⛓️⛓️

"N-N-N-N-NO..! BILLY SENPAI🌸🌸...... COME BACK...! I-I CAN'T 𝐿𝐼𝒱𝐸 WITHOUT YOU... ITS JUST SO....𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖉.. heh.. like my soul..#brocken🥹🥹🖤🖤🔪⛓️⛓️✨💔💔"

Wada Masanari crode himself to sleep... maybe this was his origin story...... heh... his 𝓒𝓐𝓝𝓞𝓝 𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓝𝓣...

Wada smiled slightly... because he knew this was all just a setback... a setback in his journey to become the hybrid princess.

CONTRUCTED BY: CAM, ELLIOT, FUZZY, GAY GUY #7, SILLYFUCK

@acefanaticyaps

[zedd364]

happy new year!

here's a collection of trad art I never got to post/forgot to post/was too embarrassed to post ft. my silly little ramblings 😆

(note: artist is VERY embarrassed to post these, but, he has to anyway, for the sake of it 🤫🧏‍♂️)

this is Collection 2, consists of old oc art (coupled with lore ramblings), and an assortment of more doodles and attempts, along with concepts

this is Zedd

no, not the same guy I use as my purple-themed oc/persona online, he's actually red-themed, and also, has square eyes

(oh boy, the lore is definitely gonna get convoluted later down the line, but, moving on 💀)

ahh, now this big handsome guy right here

his name is Braun >:)

he's my favorite big buff devil oc that I made

him and Zedd are really close

as you can see, he is the scrunkly blorbo

I've yet to draw an amount of him 😔💖✨

this was me during artblock 💀

dawg, I was literally tweakin, fuckin, I literally could not draw shit 🗿

first and second attempts of drawing Jason

oh these have already been posted on my blog before, but, I still wanted to include them in this collection

besides, this time, I had properly edited them with a color filter >:)

I didn't want to include this, but GAUAHAHSJSK, HE LOOKED SO STUPID SILLY AND FUNNY 😭😭😭

(I was trying to practice when I made this thing, I do loose attempts on a different page whenever I'm working on a trad piece, cuz it helps plan my process and lessen erasures 🤫🧏‍♂️)

so, The Noise Update huh? pretty cool stuff >:)

on a side note, wish Tumblr had a yellow text option 🤔

concept I had in mind

imagine how badass it would be if you and Dark were able to fuse and stuff 👀✨

(definitely not foreshadowing my future plans once I finally start working on my concepts 😆)

another concept I had in mind, back in the middle of the year when I became a fan

imagine a variant of Dark, with red eyes instead of blue, and a bad ending

if he never got to overcome his insecurity

if he really believed he was what people say he is

IT'S THE FANCY MAN HIMSELF 🗣️🔥💥✨

I could draw him better though, but, that's for something later down the line 🤫🧏‍♂️

I still really love Brad's silly little fancy stickfigure game >:)💖✨

more sadge 😔

me and my two personalities on the daily

see guys? I told you they were different 🤭

okay but fr though, there are two Zedds in my silly little fictional universe, they both represent me in certain ways and my personality

while they look exactly the same, key details to tell them apart is:

Red Zedd has square eyes, and sharper hair

Purp Zedd has semi-circle ones, and he also has eye wrinkles all the time

the reason there's two of them is because:

one has pre-fixed oc lore already

and the other was made as a self-insert vessel for me

"why couldn't you have just made them look more different from one another, and change the other one's name?" because I don't want to, and frankly, the convolution and confusion is kind of silly 😤✨

I've still yet to draw the both of them more 👁️👁️

Jason doodles/attempts

I like him a lot, even though he's gonna force me to learn anatomy properly soon, just for his sake 😆

some Bob practices

gosh, the second one, he looks like a professor 😭💀

aaand, that's about it 😳

you can view the next or previous collections here:

Collection 1

Collection 3

[robbievenom]

Ellie Williams x Abby Anderson

Enemies to Friends to Lovers Semi-Slowburn Modern Highschool AU

tags: @spitefulfemme

k-kitten?! pookie are you ok alfa gyat kitten?!?!(!!??! what happened? shiver me timbers gyat diddly darn it u killed my kai cenat rizzler e kitten that i met on skibidi simulator! how dare u… i warned u not to awaken my alphaness… AWOWOWOOOOOOOOOO!! *turns into skibidi gacha hybrid demon king* “I WARNED YOU!!!!-!2!/!2!!!/!1!1!1!” “OH MY GYATTRRS!!” *dies by alphaness* aphmau appears… ‘gasp omg aphmau uwu” “Nya ichi ni san” said skibidi aphmau *aphmau turns into skibidi rizzler* “OMG SLIBIDI RIZZLER I BIG FAB!!!””””-@/@ “sticking out gyatt” omg! THIS HAS AWAKENEDD MY ALFA POWERS!! 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️🥀🥀🥀🥀 *tunrs itno alpha demon hybrid*AWOWOOOOOO!!!!’ I AM TBE SIGMA MALE AND I WIL AVENGE MY KITTEN?!!;’wnwajwwj” “OMG!” *sees volumptuous gyatt* “WILL U BE MY NEW E KITTEN?!” “yes pookie princess i will!” AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! 🥀🥀🥀⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🌑🌑🌑🌑 imma Sigma male from ohio!!! one two buckle my shoe gosh diddly darn!! *turns into skibidi Sigma male from ohuo* *sees bigger gyatt* runs to gyatt and eats gyatt* “yummy yummy” *eats other gyatt pookiely* Oh no! *realizes* I’ve ewten all the gyatt! this is SO not skibidi alpha e kitten Wattpad fan fiction warrior cat!.’” no… i crave gyatt… AWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🌑🌑🌑🥀🥀🥀🥀🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺⛓️🔥🔥🔥⛓️🔥🔥⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️ MY HUNGER IS INSATIABLE!!!! *dead e kitten skibidi appears* pookie Theres only one way to stop ur hunger for gyat… become the guatt!! becomes gyatt aphmau skibidi rizzler* omg skibidi gyatt! e kitten comes back to life to eat the sk-sk-skibidi gyatt Ohio baby gronk Kai Centat Livvy Dune!!’ e kitten: eats alpha gyatt NOo says alpha gyatt ⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️🥀🥀🥀 SOWWY pookie but I crave gyatt *eats and becomes caseoh* real caseoh appears GRAHH I AM RHE REAL CASSEOJ GRGRRGGRRG nikocado abacodo appears hey guys today we gona. Be Doug. Caseoh eating challenge we have to eat caseoh* e kitten 🔥🔥🌑🌑🥀🥀🐺🐺⛓️⛓️: NOO NOT IF I EST U FITST!! Turns into ultimate e kitten and sees gyatt eats it becomes Sigma male from Ohio… like and subscribe for part 3!!!!🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🐺🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🤫🤫🧏‍♂️🧏‍♂️🧏‍♂️ Kai cenat appears and rizzler caseoh’s baby gronk fanum tax skibidi rizz 🤑🤑🤑 then caseoh rizz up skibidi Ohio caseoh “u natcissitc! rizzing up ur volunptous e kitten Cookie aphmau skibdi gyatterly gyatt is so narcissistic! GRRRRRRRRR” *kai cenatturns into alpha demon king hybrid Libby dune baby gronk gacha edut* AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO🥀🥀🥀🥀⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🌑🌑🌑🌑 *gobble gibbles up caseoh s skibdi gyatterfyl rizzler Ohio gyat…* AWWOOOI I AM KAI CENATATAT andI WILL EAT ALL THE GAYS-I MEAN GYATTS 🐺🐺🐺🐺🥀🥀🥀⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️🔥🔥🔥 *skibidi alpha e kitten type one Sigma alpha male from Ohio fannums her gyatt and appears in front of Kai cenat* “hai pookie kai 🤑🤑🤑🤑😜😜😜” “omg heycpookie princess wil l u be my alpha sigma e kitten??” “yes pookie” yay *eats gyatt* “lmao xd sigma i was actually an 80 year old man” “NOOO E KITTEN COME BACK…. G-G-G-GRAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!1!1!1!!1!11!! i warned u… U HAVE AWAKENSES MY SKIBDIDI RAINBOW DASH PRIDE COdED ALPHA SIGMA TYPE ONE WOLF PACK!!!!!’bnkqlqllq AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO🔥🔥🔥🥀🔥🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🌑🌑🌑💀💀💀🌑 old man/e kitten: NO IM SORRY *kai cwnat fannums towards e kitten* NOOO PLS DONT EAT MY GYA-NOOOO!!11!1!1!” *kai cenat eats gyatt* HAHAHAH I ATE RHE GYATT!!1!1?!1!!111 OMG IS THAT A GYATT ( *it’s the earth* ) OAKSMMDMSMS IMA EAT THAT BIG VOLINPUTOUS GUATTERFYL ONE OF A KIND BLUE AND GRENN GAY MY LITTLE PONY E KITTEN SIGMA GYATT!* *caseoh appears* NOT IF I EAT IT FIRST AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️🐺🐺🐺☝️☝️

[youraverage-weirdo]

Hey you guys, I'm almost done with the comic (cover 🤫🧏‍♂️) so if y'all wanna ask the casino crew anything now is the time before I begin! I also made this while I wait.

[maromi-hoshiba]

more duolingo headcanons that no one asked for (W/ FULL NAMES)

denzel lingo / duo:

- being hunted down by the [REDACTED]

- currently the principal of Duolingo Academy

- he dosen't kill ppl when they don't practice, he just helps them (if only 😭)

fredrick falstaff d'grizzal / falstaff:

- he's also being hunted down by the [REDACTED]

- big boi (he's 6'5)

- he has a wife who's also a bear shapeshifter :3

lilianne mary wilson / lily:

- she's emo bc her hamster died of scurvy 🫂

- sleeps with a hamster plushie ❤️‍🩹

- rn, zari wants to give her a new pet hamster

zari al-gharrib / zari

- as i said b4, she wants to start a candy shop

- she's practicing on how to make chocolate, bc she already mastered on how to make sugar candies

- she also listens to kpop 🤭

edison blake sr. / eddy:

- he's starting to improve his cooking

- he listens to ABBA and Mitski

- the lion tamer thing is actually true, although he worked in a circus only ONCE 😭😭😭

edison blake jr. / junior:

- he watches skibidi toilet 🤫🧏‍♂️

- he's taking soccer, tennis and martial arts classes (and never complains bc he's enjoying it)

- for some silly reason, junior's classmates say that he has abs and hard muscles js like his dad 😓

oscar álvarez / oscar:

- he secretly loves cinnamoroll, and 90% of his christmas gifts today are cinnamoroll themed 🙃

- in school, he's very strict, but also a very nice teacher

- he's a tsundere, especially if you talk abt eddy to him 😭

beatrice boateng / bea:

- she has a younger brother named anthony

- she loves coffee, and vikram always gives her coffee when she steps foot into his cafe

- she loves lin <3

linda chen / lin:

- she's a non binary woman (her prns are she/her and they/them)

- she works at a repair shop until 5pm

- she loves bea <3

lucille chen / lucy:

- her past was just like joy luck club by amy tan: there was a war in china, so be fore she was born, her parents moved to canada

- eventually, she moved to the us to become a policewoman

- she's always cooking for lin 😭

vikram singh / vikram:

- he owns a cafe named fayebell, and recently opened last 2023 ^u^

- he's that type of guy who puts "😍" when you send him a photo of a cat or a dog

- he and priti are like mrs. shi and mr. he 🥲

priti singh (neé diodati) / priti

- vikram's wife

- i got her last name from vanessa diodati from symphogear 😭😭😭😭😭

- she loves to give vikram potatoes and tell him that he's js like a potato (but in a cute way)

kevin raphael santos / kevin (my oc!)

- moved to america shortly after graduating from UP Diliman

- works as a psychology teacher for senior high school

- oscar says he's annoying 😞

@berrypass-nonmurdle

@sugar-miss1

@random-duolingo-doodles

im gonna cry so hard why did i write thissss 😭

[zoropookie]

OKAY BARK ANON LORE!!!

my first fight was when i was in fourth/fifth grade (around 9-11 years old) with this soccer girl because she was talking shit about my friend and i didn't take no bullshit back then 🤫🧏‍♂️🔥‼️(we were also arguing about who got the swing...) i think i punched her eye.... NO ON SNITCHED THO 🙏🙏 snitches DID get stitches back then

10-11 years old — SECOND FIGHT was with this guy (prev crush, current bully) who slapped my ass so i slapped him 😒 AND HE GOT FOLDED 😂 he got suspended for only three days and he started spreading rumors that i was a lesbian (i was dating his crush so THAT'S WHAT YOU GET TTP JR.)

10-11 years old — third fight was with my school counselor 🤒 .... i won but my mom got called and erhm... mightve moved!! 😊😐

14-15 years old — i fought my ex 😕 i almost lost but our friends slpit us up 🙏

(IM A GOOD STUDENT NOW, I DOT FIGHT ANYMORE AND IM GAY NOW!!!)

— bark anon

the lore is crazy!! you were boxing people as early as ten bro!! we gotta put you in jiu jitsu i feel like you’d thrive there. we love a backstory!!! i’m glad that you grew from those experiences though 😭😭😭 i would have been scared of you if i were in your classes bark anon