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Things That Happen In Gravity Falls Without Context
It's implied that rich people control their children with a bell
A single episode is shockingly reminiscent of both Five Night's at Freddy's and Doki Doki Literature Club. This episode came out 3 years before DDLC and one month after FNAF
Mabel kisses Strong Bad
There are two clones of the main character that are still alive and living in the woods
Larry King confirms that llamas are nature's greatest warriors
An old couple is killed by rap music
One of the scariest monsters in the show is eaten alive and loves every second of it
Neil Cicierega wrote a song for it that was unfortunately never used (yes, seriously)
Everyone in the town is a tad strange, except, ironically, Cecil from Welcome to Night Vale
Boy bands are kept as pets
A character proves she is pure of heart by performing a drug bust on gnomes (this does not work)
Zombies are defeated by Ke$ha
The most discourse-generating part of the show is a 12 year old giving a time traveler a snowglobe
And old man almost fucks a spider
When someone tells you they don't have a tattoo, believe them.
Fucking up a science fair will inevitably lead to your brother being stuck in another dimension
If you stick your head in a portal, you speak in code for a little bit before you turn into a hillbilly
Get your son to pay attention to you by creating a mech beast
We are all blanchin', unless we find a cool gun.
By the end of the show, the mayor's last name is "Cutebiker"
The president gives Dipper a negative 12 dollar bill
Bill Cipher
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Hola gente, hice esta especie de texto rp, cuándo estaba en el patio de mi casa, algo aburrida (?)
I made this one, when I was a little bored hehehe XD
"The typical familiar silly discussion" (OwO)
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A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it
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I'm trying to prove to my friend that being LGBTQ+ isn't smth rare and there's a lot of us but some of us are still closeted
INTERACT IF UR LGBTQ+
LET'S SHOW OTHERS THAT THEY AREN'T ALONE
Allies interact too!
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Random Dr. Clef hcs but i havent read his wiki in ages so these might be canon for all i know (they wont.)
Uh he can change his eye position to wherever he likes, and he WILL gaslight you into thinking his eye was always in that placement.
He can also switch his eye colours around if he so wanted to, he just doesn’t usually do that one.
Heh…. Cleft lip….
Has no idea how to play a viola, even though thats the only instrument that can play an alto clef (i think?? Idk much about music). He might even ask you what the fuck a viola is.
American+Polish
Any pronouns, but most people use he/him
He’s gay, lads. He snogs MEN. Actually he’s bi……………… maybe…. Idk I don’t get paid to go into more detail…
His birth records has been faked so many times that no one knows his actual age. Some say he’s 30’s, some say he’s in his 20’s, some say he’s in his 70’s, basically any age you can think of, he has probably had it in his records.
HATES modern pop music, LOVES toxic by Britney Spears(not all that modern tbh)
Anyways my phone is gonna die, its on 3%, I’m typing this instead of going back inside and being in lesson.
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could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….
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Knitting, 2021 - by Joseph Ford, English
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will wood was right, it’s fucking awful out here socrates
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Being sick and suffering and then going “damn my oc lives like this?” And then immediately making them suffer more
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they (the doctors) cant keep getting away with this (my blood)
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remembers all the times i was an autistic kid when i should have Killed them
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Congrats! You've stumbled upon a non-sexualized 1471! But seriously, every time I searched her, she was always so thick and curvy. It's not a bad thing to be thick or curvy or any type of body but damn, you gotta look at em' fanarts of her. I know she has been sexualized wayy back but goodness, give her a break
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2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]
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"I don't like how they turned them gay in season 2. Why does everything need to be gay?"
Ah, yes, Season 1 Crowley was so bloody straight
I look at my mates like this every other Wednesday afternoon when they acting cute
So straight
No horny
This expression does not mean "Stop being fucking cute before I tackle you to the floor and rail you until I get 6 thousand years of pent-up energy out of my system", no. Crowley is thinking about tea and daisies
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