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Dear porn bots that just followed me. Ik you are bots. BUT I AM A MINOR. Thank you very much.
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as a dps fan who somehow ended up on house tumblr despite knowing nothing about it...
this is how i view hilson...
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What if instead of being called the SCP foundation it was actually called the daddy issues foundation and— actually noting about it changed besides the name.
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you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*
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chop chop grandpas. those medical practices ain't gonna malpractices on themselves
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Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!
Me, the second my alarm goes off:
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We r not the same u r a TikTok user who likes House MD bc of the mouse bite memes where as I am a Tumblr user who likes House MD bc of tragic yaoi
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To people who are desperately asking for fundz/donations on tumblr.
USE THESE REDDIT SUBS INSTEAD PLEASE FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!!!!!!!
Hate Reddit if you want, but using these subs are your best chance. People gather in these subs because they have charity to spare:
/r/Assistance /r/legaladvice /r/RandomKindness /r/Charity /r/care /r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza /r/Food_Pantry https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfPetFood/ https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfChristmas/ https://www.reddit.com/r/almosthomeless/ https://www.reddit.com/r/homeless
/r/freelance /r/povertyfinance /r/thrifty /r/borrow /r/gofundme
/r/depression /r/familysupport /r/transitions
I never see anyone actually getting any significant donations on tumblr and to be honest, tumblr is the worst place to ask for assistance. Use it as your last resort, it frustrates me to no end seeing people begging for help, reblogging the same post over and over, the same types of posts over and over, to no avail, when people are waiting to help you on a different part of the web GO TO WHERE THE HELP IS. IF YOU WANT DIRECT ACTION TO WORK STOP WITH TUMBLR AND USE REDDIT.
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN REBLOG THIS SO WE CAN START REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF DONATION POSTS THAT GET STUCK FLOATING AROUND THIS WEBSITE
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wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
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Guys my doctor just walked in called me a slur, said he wanted to blow the head of oncology, and walked out.
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