#guns and coke

[jartnell]

Every time I rewatch the terror I forget about the moment in episode 8 where command realises they might have a mutiny on their hands so they go "no we can't let Armitage look after the guns, we need one of the mates to do it so we know they're not gonna get handed out again" and then Fitzjames goes "no worries. I know who we can trust... Des Voeux :)" like you could not have chosen a worse person if you tried 😭

[demigods-posts]

percy is canonically enamored by annabeth when she's on the battlefield doing her thing (murder). like, this man stops mid-narration to tell us how beautiful his girlfriend is as she's putting these monsters to sleep. so it would be so interesting to see annabeth view him in that way too. like, every time he creates a hurricane. or summons gallons of water from fucking nowhere. she's just suppressing a blush. i need it.

[unlawfulchaos]

Ice: OK Bradley, let's go through your homework. Which class first?

7 year old Bradley: Maths first, we're doing adding.

Ice, looking at the worksheet: Right. So if Mav has 16 cans of diet coke-

Bradley: Why does Mav have 16 cans of diet coke?

Mav, struggling to carry 16 cans of diet coke into the kitchen: None of your business, Baby Goose.

[deadboystims]

✦ ┊ cheesy americana stimboard for anon 💥🦅🇺🇸

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[cobra-wives]

i love how terry very visibly gets more and more physically disheveled at the show moves forward. his pony tail stops looking so sleek - strands are poking out, it isn’t pulled so tight, it’s mostly there to have it out of his face - and no amount of pretending can cover up the glaze of pure madness over his eyes. you can’t even tell if he’s still playing the act or if he’s let it take him over. my god, and he’s doing it mostly sober.

[charlieswebb]

i think as a fandom we have to appreciate how fucking unhinged riz is

[sun-citadel]

Coke.mp4

[thedroneranger]

Hey bartender, can I get Jake with a jack and coke? (If these are still open 🥰)

Jack and Coke is Jake's drink of choice when he's back in Texas, hanging at the local watering hole, riding mechanical bulls and hoping to find a cowgirl looking to save a horse (or bull).

Jake "Hangman" Seresin | Save A Horse | requested by @disturbedbeautywrites

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[chloepleasestopdying]

Wait no I have another dumb half thought out AU that I feel is kinda cringe: Chloe isn’t actually William and Joyce’s daughter, she’s actually William niece who he adopted because his half sister left her in their care.

Who is William’s half sister? Harley Quinn! William managed to escape his poor and abusive childhood, even moving across the country to do so. His younger half sister wasn’t so lucky.

This only comes out when Chloe and Max go on something of a crime spree. There’s no storm so the Prescott’s are out for blood due to the death of Nathan and Jefferson. Max doesn’t want to involve her parents (rightly fearing for their safety) but they’d needed money to survive. Between that and the mess they leave trying to defend themselves they’re one step down from Bonnie and Clyde.

They end up in Gotham, where 99% of crime sprees end, hoping that they can hide out there while trying to figure out what to do. However Max’s ability to rob banks/ stores is now perfected which draws the eye of Batman, who eventually finds Chloe’s DNA and finds out who her father is.

Honestly this AU is just an excuse for me to think how AWFUL Chloe would feel in this kind of scenario. Not only is William and Joyce not her parents but her blood parents are completely insane criminals (I picture this as taking place after Harley left the Joker but still) It’s for the womp.

[zenniefox]

killer fashion

[lovebites-posts]

Nothing between her and her jacket

[transarsonist]

i think we should ban all weapons more refined than a rock or a big stick for the forseable future if its not so big a deal you need to pick up the nearest large object about it then its not so big a deal at all

[rosemaryjello]

redraw of the shth cover! no creative liberties were taken :) none at all

[itachi86]

whoa how did they fake the drink?that was so cool

[violetsinyoureyesandguns]

"I got your Bible and your gun

And you love to party and have fun

And I love your women and all of your heroin

And I'm so happy now that you're gone"

˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚ ˚˖𓍢🌷✧˚.🎀⋆⋆ ˚｡⋆୨♡୧⋆ ˚｡⋆

[dtan0914]

I’m ready for the MCMG snickers ad or cricket mobile

😂😂😂 probably Cricket would be more likely since they don’t really snack on much other than cereal and oatmeal.