#grey wedding

[kendalroys]

My Lady Jane 1.07 "Another Girl, Another Planet"

[frostedmagnolias]

Beaded gray wedding dress

c. 1891

Made By: Molloy, Mary Abigal O'Keefe

Minnesota Historical Society

[casually-eat-my-soul]

I’m just picturing bilbo talking about courting habit of hobbits to the company (maybe ori was asking questions idk) and he off handily mentions that hobbits court via food.

Cue the company wondering that if them eating his entire pantry and him letting them means something. This increases into an argument wether over whose the better dwarf. (Not that any of them are planning on doing anything but they were trying to figure out how to let Bilbo down and it spiralled into who was the best)

“I have better hair”

“I’m a BETTER FIGHTER”

“Well I can cook, Hobbits like food and lots of it.”

Thorin is silently stewing but can’t say anything. That is until Gandalf says that the courting only counts if the hobbit themselves cooks the food for you and serves you. (He thinks the drama is hilarious and wanted more entertainment)

The entire company then remembers that only only person he technically served was Thorin with the soup he cooked.

This only makes the fighting worse, and makes Thorin more smug. Fili and Kili are outraged

“We’re both royalty and younger and more attractive. What does uncle have that we don’t”

But they use this against him when he’s being rude to bilbo “oh be careful uncle, he might trade you in for a better model”

Balin is overjoyed because bilbo is persuasive and politically smart and doesn’t like gold. Dwalin doesn’t know whether to clown on Thorin or be scared over his future as a royal guard because bilbo is somehow worse than Thorin when it comes to death defining stunts.

The rest of the company still argues up until Thorin and bilbos wedding whether or not bilbo was counting them as well. They also make bets because or course they do.

Gandalf takes great, great pleasure in claiming credit for bringing the couple together but honestly he was just looking for entertainment.

[wardensantoineandevka]

y'know, in reference to Antoine's reply to that one Lords of Fortune dialogue at Lavendel ("The Wardens throw parties. Sometimes. Sometimes they're even fun."), entirely possible that the last time the Wardens threw a party and it was even fun was Evka and Antoine's wedding

[timetominhyuk]

250303 MH TWITTER UPDATE

[littleroomba]

“marriage is just a piece of paper”

**had signed piece of paper with both their names and the rules they had set for their home**

[wardrobeoftime]

My Lady Jane + Costumes

Jane Grey's white & golden wedding dress in Season 01, Episode 01 & 02.

[rei-ismyname]

Cyclops' dream wedding

Scott Summers is taking a break from the X-Men and working through his grief on a Floridian fishing boat. All of a sudden Jean appears in her underwear and wants to make out. Cool cool. Next thing they're in a church getting married and both their clothes change. He looks like an idiot and Jean cycles through her various eras or identities. She asks which he loves best.

He obviously says 'all of them' to a GIANT Jean and they continue. Scott doubts what's happening but talks himself into it. He's absolutely right that his not wife can and will resurrect herself. So many times.

The priest is fucking Chuck, lol. I'm surprised he's not her father 'giving her away' too. Logan, Piotr and Kitty are in the front row but the rest of the attendees are faceless. Havok and Storm stand next to the happy couple looking awkward. He should have known it was an illusion based on Havok being the best anything. The wedding goes off without a hitch and they're pronounced woman and husband.

In a callback to the time they had butte sex, Jean lifts his visor to look at his eyes and presumably kiss him. SHE EXPLODES INTO BLOODY PULP WHAT THE FUCK. 'The bloody pulp that had once been Jean.' Not even a corpse, just salsa. How awful.

This whole production is the work of a loser called D'Spayre. They can give people illusions but can be defeated if you just ... don't believe them. Scott knows Jean is much too powerful for that to happen and snaps out of it. Lee Forrester's dad carks it though, unfortunately for him. Scott Summers must be a big hit in the demon world - they seriously follow him everywhere.

[yridenergyridenergy]

Die at the same lady's wedding

[jasonheichel]

90's Comictober 2024 Day 19: Scott Summers & Jean Grey Wedding

[moireia]

lost and led by stars — the titles of alyssa snow

"I’ve been given many titles throughout my life. Bastard, Lady, Princess. I have no desire to add Queen amongst them." —Alyssa Martell, 302 AD (inspo)

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[llovelymoonn]

favourite poems of july

knar gavin strindberg grey

dahlia ravikovitch the love of an orange (tr. chana bloch)

danez smith summer, somewhere

hannah gamble your invitation to a modest breakfast: “your invitation to a modest breakfast”

claire schwartz lecture on the history of the house

joseph brodsky collected poems in english, 1972-1999: “a part of speech”

ralph angel twice removed: “alpine wedding”

bob hicok insomnia diary: “spirit ditty of no fax-line dial tone”

caleb klaces language is her caravan

philip good & bernadette mayer alternating lunes

hester knibbe light-years (tr. jacquelyn pope)

tracy k. smith life on mars: “the universe as primal scream”

rigoberto gonzález other fugitives and other strangers: “the strangers who find me in the woods”

stephen edgar murray dreaming

james schuyler other flowers: uncollected poems: “light night”

amy beeder because our waiters are hopeless romantics

diane seuss backyard song

tomás q. morín love train

safiya sinclair the art of unselfing

carol muske-dukes skylight: “the invention of cuisine”

peter gizzi the outernationale: “vincent, homesick for the land of pictures”

william matthews selected poems and translations, 1969-1991: “onions”

c.k. williams butcher

mark mccloskey the smell of the woods

jennifer chang the age of unreason

richard blanco city of a hundred fires: “contemplations at the virgin de la caridad cafeteria, inc.”

bob hicock the pregnancy of words

j. allyn rosser impromptu 

carl phillips then the war

stephanie young ursula or university: “essay”

gloria e. anzaldúa the new speakers

kofi

[animenekos]

Kekkon suru tte, Hontou desu ka; 365 Days to the Wedding - Episode 11

[emmafrostcovercollection]

X-Men #26 (2023) by Lucas Werneck

[forsapphics]

Callie & Arizona's Wedding

GREY'S ANATOMY (2005 —) · S07, E20: White Wedding — dir. Chandra Wilson

[ndscottsummers]

X-Men: The Wedding Album