#finally posting this so joey stops yelling at me (affectionate)

[moireia]

lost and led by stars — the titles of alyssa snow

"I’ve been given many titles throughout my life. Bastard, Lady, Princess. I have no desire to add Queen amongst them." —Alyssa Martell, 302 AD (inspo)

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[doctorprofessorsong]

@valleydean posts the last chapter of Redux Sunday, so allow me to tell you why you need to stop everything and go read it immediately.

I could tell you it's exactly like the show to the point that I often felt like I had it back, or I could tell you that she somehow managed to make the canon ending into something incredible. Instead, enjoy some spoiler free things this fic has made me yell in the comments.

Jesus. I had to put the phone down for a minute. As always, you have such a way with words.

Ha! Dean you messy bench, you aren't fooling anyone. Xoxo

Fan-freaking-tastic episode. 10/10. If the CW threatens us with more Supernatural again, I'm throwing you at them

S C R E A M. Dean, you disaster. But good for you, sweetie. You deserve a little kink. You waited long enough.

Expect a letter from my lawyer

I LOVE YOU I AM CANCELING THE LAWYER LETTER AND POSSIBLY PROPOSING.

Hmm, status of the lawyer letter is unclear actually

I would threaten to track you down but you could definitely take me. 😆 but I am extremely unhappy about this and I will be writing you a very sternly worded letter

That is my personal hell. Unless Joey Lauren Adams and Stan Lee are there. Yes this is a Mallrats joke in the year of our Jack 2021.

Let me be clear. If you [redacted], I will name a character after you in every fic I write and kill them spectacularly. 😆 [I did this!]

H E L P. Your mind. I need 200k words of this. I want to live in this episode. I want to read it every day at breakfast. You are deranged for doing this. I am on one knee proposing. How so you feel about polyamory? If it's a dealbreaker, I just gotta get a quickie divorce

God, I just. This sentence makes me want to break through a wall like the kool-aid man. It's perfect.

You are actually evil for this, you know.

You're gonna break me, aren't you? Stop grinning. I can feel your glee at this comment from here.

I will murder you in your sleep. How fucking dare you?

You're the best (worst). <3

Finally managed to put words on paper and get myself into a place where I can cope with angst. Let's see if I can immediately cause imminent psychological damage through fic. My safe word is Asmodeus (that'll ruin the mood)

ASMODEUS. Well, I got deep into the chapter. Why are you like this? do you LIKE hurting me? Fine. I'm gonna keep going. It's my fic-sub nature. But I'm gonna be a brat about it. Fic-Domme away.

Yes, hello? I'd like to report a murder. Whose? My own.

I just want to fucking talk. *remembers you're a badass.* um, I mean that literally?

CASTIEL MARIE WINCHESTER, I SWEAR TO JACK.

I can't decide if this fixed me or made me worse.

This chapter is going to make me claw my own skin off.

Castiel James Novak-Winchester, what the fuck?

I am snacking on my drywall over here. Like fuck me

Seriously. A knife between the ribs would be more merciful.

I should have thrown you off the roof (affectionate).

Holy shit, Mallory. This is fucking phenomenal. I want to chew off my own arm. What in the actual fuck? You are so talented.