#great British baking show

[trekkie-polls]

Newer trek shows need more daily life & hobbies. I don’t even know who cooks or bakes other than pike. That’s some sloppy character development.

[emzurl]

You ever have something hit you so hard you have to drop everything to get it out there?

Here's some Great British Bake Off x My Hero Academia I couldn't shake off 🧁

[dailyjermasparkle]

He looks like if Jerma was french

[rolypolydandy]

star bcaker of our hearts 💕✨🏳️‍🌈

[vintagesapphics]

Sandi Toksvig (television presenter, comedian, and political activist) and her wife Peta Stewart with their newborn daughter, Jesse, in 1988

[julianina58]

🥨 noel fielding scrap 🥐⋆.˚

[beguilingcorpse]

keeping up with gbbo discourse (yes that's a thing) this season is wild bc it ranges from "why the fuck is carole peeling an avocado like a potato" (hilarious) to "i can't believe british people literally don't know what pico de gallo is" (funny but also sad) to "cultural bakes should be better researched and not judged by two old white brits who mispronounce tortilla" (valid) to "a contestant's unfamiliarity with a dessert should not automatically disqualify them from doing well in a technical, and a recipe that includes no clues as to how to even approach the bake isn't a good thing" (absolutely valid) to "prue and paul did not provide a recipe for the technical which is Morally Reprehensible and so they are Evil" (batshit insane)

[wordbunch]

GREAT MIDDLE EARTH BAKEOFF: the fellowship edition

aka this is what happens when my mind runs free

Aragorn mixes unusual flavors but somehow makes them work

However, making aesthetically pleasing cakes isn't his strong suit

Legolas, on the other hand, has the most beautiful and intricate decoration

Sometimes mixes interesting flavors, but the rest of the time his stuff tastes just a bit too bland; he will give a very poetic detailed description of why it is the way it is

Merry is there mostly for friendships and having fun (and trying others' recipes) HOWEVER he becomes ambitious and actually quite quite good

Frodo is the one who seems very put together until like the last 5 minutes when something goes terribly wrong (just imagine those compilation videos of like, cakes utterly falling apart and stuff)

Gimli as inspiration always uses flavors and traditions from back home (why is it spicy)

Also his ultimate goal is to just be ranked higher than Legolas but they're both pretty mid-tier

Boromir has a relatively weak start, but eventually gets gradually better and better; however he plays it pretty safe

Gandalf seems to be working extremely slowly most of the time and everyone wonders how he always manages to get everything perfectly done on time; and he has random smoking breaks and just wanders off to who knows where

Pippin is there because his cousins are there, but he turns out to have very whimsical, creative and Unconventionally good ideas; sings to himself while working

Sam makes the most calorie-rich stuff with really good quality ingredients, but he has to work on the presentation and the visual aspect

at the start he is unsure of himself and feels a bit inadequate but his confidence grows over time

He always jumps in to help anyone who needs helping

The judges are Eowyn, Arwen and Bilbo (I will not take criticism) + guest judge Elrond??

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[magicmoon65]

I had to make fun of Paul Hollywood more

[oatmilksgf]

im stealing this from twt but hello if anyone likes these let’s be moots and friends please and thank u <3

[theluckiestrose]

GBBO:American week

Signature: Cornbread. Prue is shocked that such a thing is even possible. People do lose points for making crumbly cornbread

Technical: Chocolate chip cookies. Paul refuses to acknowledge that they're supposed to be soft. The softest, most delicious looking cookies score lowest.

Showstopper: Cobbler. The contestents get silly with this one and none of them end up making cobblers

[luminarai]

‘This is a classic bake, I definitely expect all the bakers to do well with it’ prue says like she didn’t just hand the amateur bakers this absolutely unhinged recipe

this is just the ‘draw the rest of the owl’ meme but for baking what the actual fuck prudence

[i-like-rocks22]

If it ends up being three white men in the final we have to cancel bakeoff. For feminism. Not because I love Tasha and will be too heartbroken to go on. Feminism.

[persephonaae]

Being Latino and watching bake off Mexican week like

[mlobsters]

great british bake off s10 david atherton and sandi toksvig / supernatural s2e17 heart (w. sera gamble)

[furiousdinosaurdestiny]

They need to make this available in America. This is so hot and I need to watch it on repeat