#gravity falls confessions

[lethal-spaceship]

Whoever reposts my dipcifica art to reddit please continue. Reddit cannot comprehend jokes/headcanons and I find it funny.

[dirtygfconfessions]

it's bill time again, garfie baby

[kalopsic-lagomorph]

hm!

[pix-writes]

I just watched Pride&Prejudice and I cannot stop thinking about love confessions, how would the Grunkles confess their feelings? I imagine Mabel wanting so bad to do a sort of kiss the girl situation with a boat and romantic music lmao

I find it difficult to say exactly how they would both confess their feelings, just because I think it really depends on the relationship and certain circumstances to be honest?

But, yeah! I definitely think Mabel would want to intervene (and therefore rope Dipper into helping her), using her adorable powers for good intentions, but ultimately perhaps is a little more niave than she realises when it comes to trying to set adults up with each other lol ^_^' I love Mabel, her heart is in exactly the right place (so I forgive her immediately), but she is a 13-ish year old girl! Setting people up in such cliche/obvious scenarios could very likely go wrong, and by wrong I mean her efforts may not have the outcomes she expects! (btw I'm not saying it would backfire terribly, but it might deter some suitors if just from sheer awkwardness)

To be honest and fair to her, she is right these grumpy grunkles DO need pushing in the right direction✨towards you, beautiful reader! ✨especially in the initial stages, she will definitely be encouraging them to talk to you, get them to try to open up and talk with you about what interests you might have and maybe share, so they (she) can know if they're the right match for them. She's their biggest cheerleader and supporter and she'll have bragging rights at your eventual wedding because of course she knew you were right for each other! Mabel simply loves love! (more under cut)

Realistically though, I think after the events surrounding the Love God and the Stans' lives after the series ends, I think Mabel will be just a tad less chaotic/intense with her matchmaker tendencies and in turn the grunkles may brush her off (gently) from any big, romatic set-ups. They certianly don't need their grand-niece to orchestrate getting somebody's number or asking someone on a date! Anyways, romance is complicated and the grunkles have too much baggage to want to launch into something so suddenly.

Though they will cave in under some of her advice/encouragements to spend time with you, however that may be (like I said, they both have a track record of being a bit hopeless lol). And she is a good source of some creative date ideas, too.

I think Stan would most likely want to make more of his confession, make it on a date night where you go to some nice restaurant by the sea or something, but either he backs out of it for some reason or another and feels like he's floundering, he just needs to tell you, what's scary about that? (ah, the fear of rejection, we all know it!) Instead, it ends up slipping out of his mouth in a more mundane setting. Like maybe you're both on the porch, you come back with a drink, not just for yourself but for him too, or you've come round to help him because both of the kids got the flu and he needs someone to go to the store, or he's helping you unpack your groceries, or you're just talking shit and joking with each other one evening on the stan o war II - and he comes out with it causally, hardly thinking, "I love you, you know?" or "Thanks, sweetheart. Love ya." and then once he realises what he's said it's like the moment has been shattered. He hasn't moved but he's panicking internally and trying to get his brain to catch up to his goddamn mouth to say something else - and then! You accept it. You say you love him too and he'll feel the relief of it once he's gone through another few minutes or so of disbelief that you love him back! haha ;w;

That doesn't mean he couldn't do the big confession, in fact, I think he'd give it his best shot, he can be romantic and he has watched a lot of period dramas and they seem silly to him in reality but shouldn't he try to do that for you? But it's in a very Stan way 😅 It's very sweet of him to make a lovey speech on your anniversary, even if he messed it up near the end and gave up on what he was trying to say. The fact that he loses some of his smooth composure in front of you just shows you how important you are to him, so its still effective. Oh, and he takes you out dancing too! Actions can be just a effective as words in this case ;) Stanley is here to sweep you off your feet one way or another and he damn well knows how to give you a fun night out (Now shush and make out with me in the stanmobile, handsome!)

Ford would likely be a little the same, just different in approach. I think he'd like to make his confession privately, even if you're on a date, he wants it to feel like its between you both. He feels those three words in his throat like its stuck there all the time, it crops up in those little moments, he's watching you tidy up the lab or putting a blanket over stan and the kids who have fallen asleep on the boat, or in the morning when you're both in the kitchen waiting for the coffee to be done and he's marvelling at the wonder and beauty that is you in the early sunrise and how you seemed to love him, something he never expected to happen - but he feels like he can't say it, he wants so badly to say it, but he doesn't know how to just 'bring it up' and then the moment passes. Until the next one. Then he starts getting frustrated with himself, why can't he simply get the words out? What if you don't really like him as he has begun to believe and you reject him? Why must he hold himself in this limbo? He needs to move forwards!

But he doesn't know how to bring it up, he's created speeches in his head or written his confession down, he scoffs at himself for acting like some lovesick teenager when he discards draft number 11 and goes to put it into the shredder (so no one can come across it accidentally and read it). I feel like it could go a lot of ways, perhaps you indicate, not too overtly or too subtly, some hint towards your love for him on a date and it gives him the push he needs to finally say it. In this instance, he tries his best to do a small speech about his love for you, stuttering a little as he confesses, because he sees how you're looking at him and it's making his heart beat faster because, oh wow, you love him too! Maybe he doesn't finish because you can't take it any longer and give him a smooch. yay! ^-^

Or in one of those small everyday moments he bites the bullet and confesses. Or maybe you're going out on one of your shared adventures and he stops you for a moment to blurt it out, unable to contain it because he wants you to know why he's so protective over you before you go any further.

"I love you, (name). I think I've loved you for some time now, and I hope you do too? I just... didn't know how to say it, before."

[postingjustwhatever]

I wanted to just draw them vibing on the porch, maybe Bill is angry about something and the rest of the cast made Ford go out there and try to appease him idk, but then I decided he should choke to death on pit cola (he didn't actually die I'm just kidding)

For Bill's outfit I wanted to give him something different than the green shirt this time so he's wearing one of the yellow shirts that are sold in the Mystery Shack and I changed up my design a bit for my human version of @handymanbill this au

[mcsm-confessions]

I am waiting

waiting

waiting for the Gravity Falls confessions blog to get sent an ask from that other anon that ships Romeo with Bill

I think it'd be funny

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Confession blog crossover?

[shadowymetalhead]

Hot take:

Dipper and mabel are the same person

I will not elaborate further

[fist-of-vengeance]

funny story. so i recently got my cousin to watch gravity falls, and before she started i tried to gauge how much of the show she'd already had spoiled (considering how impossible it is to exist on the internet without encountering gravity falls in some capacity) and by some MIRACLE she had made it through almost entirely unscathed. she didn't know anything beyond a few character's names, and she had no idea that stan had a twin brother.

of course i vowed to do anything in my power to protect her from spoilers until she finished the show, even if it meant restraining my burning urge to infodump. i needed to preserve this twist for her. however, a problem arose when my other friend found out about my gigantic crush on ford and wanted to tease me for playing the grunkle dating sim while we were at my cousin's house. they made an ambiguous joke about me liking "the grunkle", which my cousin promptly overheard and responded "wait, you like stan???"

i was trapped. I couldn't deny the accusation outright, as i had already admitted to playing a gravity falls dating sim earlier, and i couldn't correct her without revealing the existence of a second grunkle, thereby spoiling the big twist. instead i covered my face in embarrassment and pleaded the fifth, which my cousin took as confirmation.

i have now spent the past week feigning a crush on grunkle stan. i started by keeping to vague comments about liking "a 60 year old man" but eventually i just got invested in the ruse and started making comments about how sexy stan is whenever we watched the show together. at this point i don't even know where the act ends and reality begins. this is just my life now. i am effectively a stan simp. all in the service of protecting my cousin from spoilers. I don't even know who i am anymore.

please help

[cutely-inserts-my-opinion]

Guys hear me out on .GIFfany from Gravity Falls x Hatsune Miku/The fangirl does TSAMS fandom like cross ships and or rarepairs

CHAT WAIT OH MY GOD THEYRE COOKING. YOU ARE SO RIGHT ANON

The mutual toxicity bro- sjsnsus

[oscconfessions]

taco ii x Bill Cipher From Gravity Falls bc they are so so SO similar in flavor to me. "i can make them worse" but it goes both ways

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[utdrmv-confession-box]

Transcript: I saw crayon shaped lip balm at the store and my first two thoughts were Mabel Pines and Frisk.

[bluecinephile]

fuck a breakup, have you ever searched for your otp on ao3 and there’s just ten fics, two are completed and only one is over 1000 words?

[fandomlife-confessions]

[ckret2]

"All we know about Ford's musical tastes is that he likes the Eurythmics so if I want to come up with a playlist based on music he probably liked before he got portaled, I should be looking for 80s synth-pop and new wave music—" I am a fool

Ford missed 80% of the 80s. I keep subjecting myself to songs that would be perfect for him that he couldn't have heard.

Smalltown Boy. Ford yearning to flee as far from home as he can get by crossing the country to attend West Coast Tech; and, when that doesn't work out, running off to the first college that will take him and then crossing the country to move to Oregon. Released: 1984.

Nobody's Diary. Ford's tendency to turn his back on the people closest to him—his brother, his family, his only (non-evil) friend—without addressing their issues, much less getting closure; and his tendency to process and make sense of his life by documenting it. The journals the journals the journals. Released: 1983.

True Faith. Socially withdrawing in a cabin in the woods and devoting all your time, effort, money, flesh, sleep, and dreams to completing a project given to you by a shining golden dream-muse couldn't possibly be a bad idea. Buy more Bill tapestries. Released: 1987.

Opportunities. Just read it as "I've got the brains (genius in theoretical sciences), you've got the brawn (genius in mechanics and engineering)" and this song 100% accurately reflects just how completely shady the job Ford recruited Fiddleford for really was. Released: 1985.

Never Let Me Down Again. Pictures taken seconds before disaster (i.e. Ford's last-ditch effort to convince himself that there's NO WAY Bill has betrayed him, right before Bill confirms he's betrayed him). Released: 1987.

Major Tom. Song that exists on the threshold between wildly yearning to explore the vast wondrous expanse of the multiverse, and the deep cosmic horror of getting irreversibly yeeted into the multiverse. Released: 1983.

Why did I decide that the genre I'm gonna associate with Ford is the genre he missed completely. Shooting myself in the foot. Like I'm gonna assign these all as Ford songs anyway but I'm gonna sigh loudly over it

[post-uwuifier]

I hereby forcibly name you honorary prinny.

Unfortunately this means that you are going to be paid awful wages, be treated like you're less than worthless, and you have to append "Dood" at the end of every sentence or face rehabilitation.

Oh and you also explode when thrown, so, y'know, try to avoid being thrown.

…soos? UwU

[mcsm-confessions]

I dunno if this counts as a "confession", but Petra is basically Wendy (Gravity Falls), right?? In a totally good way. I think that's why I vibe with Petra's character so much. I just cannot see them without thinking of the other!

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