#i dont actually remember if ford was in the pyramid at the time of the song

[hadthatdreamagain]

hm!

[lostsprit]

"Ford ! What the fuck are you talking about" said stan clearly confused but gentle not to cross the line -if he hadn't done it before-.

And if ford wasn't concerned enough that was enough to make ford commit to the role.

"Stan you dont get to ask these questions when you were the one LOCKED IN THE TRUNK OF A CAR IN BUMFUCK NOWHERE, MEXICO " said ford trying to coax a answer out of him.

"Justgotinsometrouble" he whispered trying to avoid the actual answer. Ford now trying to calm himself down looks into his brother's drooped eyes looking at his floor ....and what was that look he could not put his finger on it..

Oh

Oh

He never wanted to see his brother like that. ..like he looked at his father after listening a handful of berating.

"Tell me what happened " said ford." I dont wanna tell " replied stan . "You know what leave it help yourself around the house" ford said gesturing towards the fridge." I assume you have seen the object of your desire, my lord" dipping the head down trying to lighten the mood. "Ya still play that game eh" stan replies trying to match his energy .

"Hey, what's up with the pyramids and are.... those the..........illuminati ?? " stan asked pointing towards the doors window. Let's not discuss that" ford replies coldly.

Stan not trying to stir the pot " getting really hot in here" "Stan it's the middle of December " said ford deadpan. Ford leaves the room taking a pack of jellybeans and throws a pack of toffee peanuts at stan.

He saw the peanut candy on the kitchen counter top and shudders ...... he hated that oooh he really hated that but when your a seventeen year old kid with no money to your name you cant really be choosy now can you.... heh he still can remember the first few days where all he had was toffee peanuts and free water. And speaking of that why was he here . He should be dead in bumfucked no where , mexico.

Stan was now really confused, first ford was talking to him and hes not DEAD. Was he on a drug trip.. he did get some in Tijuana but he was in his car the last time he remembered so that's not it. Ford was talking about some magic .. alarm spell what was that about.

Now think stan the baby rattle was for shermie, the snow globe for ma and the -stan'owar sailboat for stan........ who was the banjo for. He looked around his house and spotted what was that ..... ma and shermie he really can tell .... he needed glasses ....he really needed glasses but no can do when you break all of 'em plus he did not needed to look like a chump(sorry ford) and then he found what he was looking for a tall,slender and blond looking guy and was his brother wearing...... shorts . Oh times have changed but jokes aside why did he get tattoos.

For all he knew ford was the last person he knew that would get a tattoo let alone four. Ford made it for himself excluding the weird triangle imagery he did it without him .

stop it he doesn't need you.

stop it he is better off without you , you only attract danger.

Danger .. danger oh fuck he forgot about rico and his gang and...and...and his wrist did ford see it. Of course you dimwit he saw it.

stop it

Was he having a panic attack ....nahh he was fine ( that was the moment he knew he fucked up) ok.... hes ok .. ford is here hes ok.

Oooh that ice cream sounds sooo good right now.... oh he should not have eaten that sandwich not when you have nothing in your stomach other than weeks old burrito or was it the stolen kidney but why did he have to take his car he took his kidney alright he doesn't know . Things were getting dizzy.

Thump

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Ford was in the other room trying to -kill- find whoever did this to stan when he heard a thump on the ground. What was it ....

Oooh weeee I did it .... it took 1hr but i did it.

Tag time bby. This better work *does the beetlejuice chant but with e*

@aroace-get-out-of-my-face

Stan wakes up, his head throbbing and his whole body aching, to find himself laying on a bed. A very comfortable bed.

Which is weird, since the last thing he remembers is passing out from the heat inside the trunk he was shoved into.

Groggily, and a bit nauseous, he pushes himself to his elbows and looks around. Then, he notices there are damp towels on top of his arms, torso, neck and forehead. Okay, that's even more weird.

He finds a cup of water on top of the drawer next to the bed, which also has a piece of paper with something written in it. Curious, he takes the note and brings it closer to his face so he can read it.

He immediately recognizes the impeccable cursive handwriting.

"Stan, if you're reading this, it means I have gone out to buy some groceries. I left a cup of water for you to drink, and if you're feeling better you can help yourself to anything from the kitchen. I only ask that you try to keep yourself hydrated. And maybe take a shower, if you're feeling up to it. I'll be back soon

- Ford"