#graons

[negreabsolut]

Encalçat per un problema gros, per Alan Lee.

[banhegemonedelgard]

Trying to get those 7,000 Arena Medals from successful raids? Well you're not gonna get it from THIS asshole and his team of OP Edgelords. Specifically Medeus who's about as broken if not more than Hegemon Edelgard.

Slow Trap is the top most one.

This blog has given you the truth. Do what you will.

[doodlepede]

my brain INSISTS i trip over my tongue and say "may their bemmery be a messing" in my head

[terresdebrume]

Okay so I'm not an expert and I've only ever trained my cats, but I would imagine if your goal is to have your pet lay on you, especially if they're already trying to help, you might have some luck with getting them there and then just... Giving them a bit of a treat? (Or a clicker noise if you use that method)

Depending on your state at the moment the dog would need to offer pressure someone who lives with you might have to do the actual training so you don't waste precious spoons trying to handle the treats and other such things

If your dog is attempting other methods it might be more complicated/more work, but if it's trying to help and stumbles into something that does help you (...may e other than a bite but more to avoid incurring anger from other people) I'd start by praising the shit out of them and go from there

I'm having a migraine right now so sorry if this is brain foggy.

Did you train Holly Mop to do the compressions and stuff? If yes, how?

My dog is trying to heal me with teeth acupuncture. It actually helped a lot when he squeezed my wrist.

Thank you for teaching me so much about health and having fluff version of book.

Ow, I’m sorry friend, I hope you feel better soon.

We actually didn't train Holly, she just started doing it. I can only think she was climbing on top of me for a cuddle and after numerous such cuddles, she realized laying on me helps lessen the Symptoms.

It's now her go-to when I’m blatantly unwell.

[hillerheightsfanpage]

Hiller Heights Ships i like bc I’m devastated with the Kit/Zeon news:

Elizabeth x Lanie : they are gay as HELL bro

Caroline x Miguel (canon) : they’re very cute but a lil cringe still love them though

Mary Ellen x Z : they make fun of Willa together for sure

Zeon x Grace : yall hear me out….

[spacebaby1]

Hi! Can you please do little drabble about Sukuna finding reader napping when he is back home and he is joining her hugging from behind 💔 She wakes up, but he is urging her go back to sleep and kisses her gently 😔

I live laugh and love soft sukuna. Enjoy!

Usually you'd get home from work and wait for your boyfriend Sukuna to arrive so you both would go to bed together. However, today had drained you; you've been up till four in the morning and woke up at seven for work, and you could barely keep your eyes open as you headed towards your shared room.

You fell on the bed with a groan as you pulled your phone closer to text Sukuna that you got home and before he could reply to your text you had already fallen asleep. Few hours later Sukuna got home to find if uncomfortably quiet and the you weren't anywhere in the living-room where he usually greets you, "Baby?" He called out but no answer. So he headed towards the bedroom and was about to call for you when he saw you laying on the the bed softly snoring, still in your work outfit.

He smiled at your sight before heading downstairs and coming back with a glass of water and placing it on the nightstand.

He opened the door to grab your pajama which was his shirt and a short. He carefully took your shoes off placing them near the door and you barely moved which made him realise how tired you actually were. He carefully sat you to change you clothes and you flinched awake but eyes closed; you calmed down when you realised it's your boyfriend. He successfully changed you into your pajama and you groaned trying hard to wake up but he moved your hair from your face before grabbing the glass of water, "baby, drink some water before you sleep, here." He held the glass and you still half asleep chugged down the water, you didn't notice you were thirsty until you start drinking the water. "Good girl, now let's sle-" you graoned, "Cook-i need to cook fo-for y-you." Sukuna smiled at how you were almost out of your conscious but still thinking about him. He pulled you closer kissing your head, "No, baby. I ate already. Did you eat?" You nodded eyes closed as you wrapped your arm around his neck,

" 'kuna,' you mumbled. He laid down, still holding you rightly. "Sleep well, my princess." You just mumbled something in his chest, making his chuckle and kiss your cheeks over and over till he fell asleep with you.

[earlysunshines]

birthday surprise

im nayeon x fem!reader ; suggestive, fluffy-ish

synopsis: in which nayeon wakes up with a familiar body on hers and she's about to change the trajectory of this friendship so hard.

wc: 1.1k

a/n: something short for my girl, it's her birthday after all ;-)

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nayeon stirs awake and there’s a throbbing sensation in her head.

her tired eyes open slowly, though they’re not even fully open since she’s squinting; courtesy of the annoyingly bright light that seeps in through the blinds. her vision is fuzzy and she squeezes her eyes back shut with a small graon, then rubs them slowly and sets both hands that had rubbed her drowsy eyes down back down.

nayeon feels something strange—her hands land on something, or, someone.

now that her senses have woken up a bit, she realizes that she is definitely not alone—realizing that there’s a whole person on her as she peeks through her squinted eyes and sees a bundle of messy hair and a squished face, as well as a glimpse of the top of someone’s bare back and shoulders. from the way that person feels on nayeon’s skin, she can tell that they’re both not wearing anything from the feeling of a pair of tits squished onto her warm skin. nayeon can feel the person breathing slowly as their chest heaves up and down against her body, and she feels their arm loosely wrapped around her waist.

nayeon groans quietly and shifts a little, much to the disappointment of whoever is on top of her because she feels them groan into her skin and hold on tighter.

initially, she hadn’t worried too much about who was on top of her naked, she was too tired to really process that. her careless self just figured she got too drunk and hot—last night had been her early birthday party—maybe she fell asleep with a friend (it hadn’t occurred to her that it would be quite odd for friends to sleep together naked, but the ache in her head was enough to stop her from thinking logically.)

“five more minutes… please…” the person on her groans lazily and it makes nayeons heart stop.

the low pitch and tone of the voice is awfully familiar, too familiar.

when nayeon looks down to get a better look at the person on her, she makes sure to blink once—then twice—and when she gets a good view of the recognizable dark hair and sharp features on this person, she gets up hurriedly with a small gasp.

“y/n?” she practically shrieks from surprise.

there is no fucking way nayeon had fucked her roommate, there was no way that the person who would scold her for coming home late and not doing the dishes she tried to get out of doing fucked her.

oh, but the evidence was right in front of her.

you get up quickly from the sound of her voice, almost as if someone had told you that your class would start in five minutes and you had to be there immediately. your eyes are rubbed by your large, vascular hands aggressively and hurriedly, then you blink twice and you seem to have the same horrifying realization—you rush to cover your exposed chest with the nearest pillow.

“shit,” you say, fully awake now.

the two of you stare at each other for what seems like an eternity, processing the possibility that you two might’ve fucked.

the “might’ve” quickly turned into a “definitely” after seeing the dark, red marks on each others bodies and necks—they were hickeys no doubt. the hue of your guys’ cheeks rivals the marks on your bodies, crimson and flushed.

“did we fuck?” nayeon says in disbelief, looking at the dark hickeys on your (incredibly toned) shoulder.

“what the hell do you think?” you scoff, heart beating out your chest. you’re trying to keep your eyes off her, but fuck is it hard to do that when her extremely alluring body is out on display. your eyes dart around the bed to try and ignore the tempting curve of her hips down to her ass, and you spot a familiar shirt; one of the shirts that you had gotten from your university for free, and it's a little creased—probably from whatever happened last night.

nayeon looks down to her bare thighs, they’re marked.

“shit,” nayeon mumbles as she looks down, “were you hungry or something?”

your cheeks flush even more, and you might have a fever from how hot your face and body are—though her words ease the tension and nervousness flowing throughout your bodies.

“i know you’re not talking,” you retort, looking at your scratched-up back from the small mirror in her room as you put on a shirt. “it looks like a fucking lion clawed me or something.”

“do you see my legs?”

“oh shut up, i must’ve topped you so fucking good for you to have scratched half my skin off.” you groan, wincing at the sudden pain in your back (which, you can’t lie, is really hot despite the annoyance in your tone.

nayeon is glad that there’s not much awkwardness regardless of the evidence of her and her roommate fucking, and she’s a bit disappointed that she can’t remember much of the details, because she might’ve been checking you out and eyefucking you for the past month.

“whatever,” nayeon rolls her eyes. she looks you up and down; from your flushed face to your lower body. nayeon smiles to herself and moves closer to you, making your breath hitch as her eyes are overtaken with lust and mischief; she’s plotting something dangerous and you know it.

“you know, y/n.” she starts, looking at the obvious nervousness that takes over your whole body. you gulp lightly, but it’s noticeable and nayeon laughs at how adorable it is, how she already has you under her spell; she’s already seducing you and usually you’d complain, but it’s too early for this.

“what is it now?” you sigh, though it comes out uncertain and shaky due to nayeon dragging her  finger from the bottom of your neck to your jaw. a chill is present in your spine.

“it’s my birthday today,” nayeon smirks.

“and?”

“you wanna give me another present?” she says, leaning closer to you. there’s a familiar desire that runs through your body. you look from her lips back to her dilated pupils, she looks at you with need.

you laugh at her softly and decide to give in, “are you always horny?”

“are you always so stubborn?” she says with a tinge of annoyance, you’re so extra with your comments and she’s growing impatient. she just needs to have you now that she’s sober.

although you’re a bit skeptical about how this will affect your relationship, you can’t not give her a birthday present. not when she’s already naked and drawing you in like a magnet. she’s visibly been ruined by you the night before—it can’t hurt to ruin her some more, you think.

she deserves a little birthday special, maybe a couple more marks on her skin.

you roll your eyes and move to press your lips against hers, you can feel her smirking against you.

[unidentified-ending]

I am not dead y'all just had a long ass break. But I'm back fr. Forgive me with a good piece of hawks nfsw

Hawks x Male reader smut

Minors do not interact

Mdni

Warning: pup play, oral (r recieving), soft dom reader, sub Hawks, soft fucking (until the end), teasing, cuming inside, aftercare <3

"My Pup"

The collar that fit perfectly around his neck, the lead that was attached to it, right onto your hand. The dark pink blush spread against his cheeks, on his knees just for you like a cute little pup.

"Awh, my sweet boy. Don't you just look perfect like that." You said as Keigo smiled embarrassingly, all naked and exposed just for you, on his knees. His hard cock evidently on display, just for you to see.

He placed his hand on your trouser leg, soundlessly asking you to take them off. You raised an eyebrow at him and smirked, you asked with a teasing tone

"You want me to take them off? Tell me why. Go on my pup. Why would you like me to take them off?" You stroke his hair lightly, waiting for his delayed response

"I wanna see you...master." he finally whispered quietly. You grabbed his pink cheeks and forced him too look at you.

"I didn't hear that pup. Speak up" You said, erection bulging through your trousers at the sheer cuteness of your husband.

"I want to see you master!" He shouted, eyes tight shut and blushing.

You let go of Keigo's face and leaned back in your chair snd replied with "Go on. You do it. Youve been a good pup for me." Keigo hesitated, not beaucse he didn't want to do it, but because he was embarrassed.

Though he just couldn't get enought of you so he unzipped your trousers, maintaining eye contact with his beautiful golden eyes. He pulled them down and cutely put them to the side.

Your throbbing cock expanded, threatening to tear through the fabric of your boxers, you bit your lip as Keigo pulled them down. Now discarded, keigo could fully see the prettiness in your dick.

The thickness nd the length of it made Keigo gulp, he wanted it so badly. Let alone how the lighting struck the tip of your cock, displaying the glistening pre-cum that littered your tip.

Or the two large veins on either side, that went all the way up to your red tip, angry and leaky.

"You wanna suck it pup?" You teasingly asked Keigo, he bit his lip and nodded. You nodded in approval as he came closer to your cock, breath against your tip.

As soon as his wet mouth connected with your tip, your heart fluttered and a tingly sensation went shooting through your veins.

"Shit.." You graoned as his mouth descended on your dick, your hand went straight for his hair, slowly running your hand through his golden locks as you whispered to him

"Just like that pup~feels so good~" you groan, slowly guiding his head up and down your cock, careful not to choke him from the pleasure.

"Driving me wild pup~" You moaned as your toes curled, you felt his cheeks hollow on your cock, your head shot up. That was new and it felt good.

A good few more minutes of this, you were almost at the edge but you couldn't leave Keigo without an orgasm after he'd been such a good boy.

You gently guided him off of your cock, his pupils blown wide and his mouth salivating at your length.

"Come ride me pup, you've been such a good boy for me. So proud of you." You praised him, his eyes went wide and he smiled.

"Are you sure master?" He asked and you patted your lap, nonverbally telling him yes. He climbed up on top of your lap, his tight ass hovering over your hard cock.

"Prep or no prep, pup" You ask him, even thought you wanted to slam right into him, his comfort was always your priority.

"No prep." He softy moaned, your chuckled and slowly lowered him down on your cock.

The sharp intake of his breath, told you that he was enjoying it. You slowly guided him all the way down on your cock and his eyes immediately went back into his head, you kissed his neck, as he placed two firm hands on your shoulders.

"It's okay, pup. Take your time. I've got you, tale your time to enjoy my cock." You softy told him and he bounced up and down your cock.

Your eyes locked as he moaned and moaned, your left hand went down the his chest playing with his nipples.

"Agh~~mm~fuck~please" Keigo moaned as he kept riding you, your cock twitching inside his tight, sweet hole.

"Your doing so well for me~ keep....keep bouncing like that. Your gonna make master cum." You moaned as you sucked on his neck, leaving a purplish bruise on his neck.

His back arched as your left hand went lower and started jacking his cock slowly. "Gonna~~cum~~please."

"Yeah~~that's a good boy. Cum for master." You groaned deeply, your own cock starting to feel ready to cum.

You grabbed his ass with both of your hands and slammed him and down your cock, your balls tightening with every movement. He shook with pleasure as he felt your cock repeatedly slam right onto his prostate.

You felt his muscles contract as he screamed out your name in ecstacy, a bunch of incoherent nonsense spewed out of his mouth. A few ropes of thick cum shooting out of his cock. His eyes when straight to the back of his head once again when you continued to pound relentlessly into him, even after he rode out his orgasm.

"Just~a~ little more pup~~" You moaned, your toes curled, your cock was so close to cumming. All you could hear was his blabbering of words to keep going, though he was barely conscious.

With one final thrust, you finally let go of his ass while, you body gave out and you came right inside him, slowly riding out your orgasm inside him.

You finally pulled out your soft cock from inside him and let him regain himself after a minute or two.

You quickly unclipped the leash and collar from his neck, putting it to the side and lovingly stroking Keigos hair.

You gently place him on a chair while you go and get a cup of water for your poor husbands throat.

You give it to him and gently make him take sips, his naked body still twitching a bit. You placed the water down and looked at his almost sleeping figure.

"Let's go for a bath yeah?" You ask him and he nodded his head, you picked up your birdie boy and carried him to the bathroom.

While you ran a bath for the two of you, Keigo finally regained his composure and said while yawning "Damn, you really put me through the ringer tonight. What time even is it?"

"Acting so normal after like I wasn't up in your guts a second ago." You laughed then filled the warm bath with soap and water.

"Get in babe, I'm so tired." You say before he walked over to the bathtub and nearly fell in the process, his legs too sore to walk. He galred at you and said "You didn't need to go that hard."

"Sorry babe..." You say before helping into the bathtub and getting in yourself.

From there you chatted with Keigo about what he liked n what he didn't, you massaged his sore spots, and you guys had a great time ordering fast food for dinner and after that just passing out in bed from exhaustion.

A/N: Thanks for reading, thanks for waiting for me during my break. I appreciate you all. Love you 💗💗

Make sure to drink water and eat some food

You deserve it <33

Have a Fantastic Day/Night

23:14 Pm. Zyler signing out

[wifey-ohara]

Fic request: what if miguel was married to reader when he's turned into spiderman? Reader can help him deal with the mutations etc maybe also there when he decided to be spiderman

Alrighty!

by your side

Husband!Miguel x spouse! Reader

Notes: painful spider bite, comforting miguel, some angst, but mostly fluffy, OFC miguel bc i hc the miguel was a very different guy before becoming spider-man, playful miggy, road trip writing, not proof read

you were sitting in the living room, enjoying a warm drink and reading a book when the door to your house opened

You preked up at the voice of your husband, Miguel, calling your name, standing up, you met half way into the house

He looked tired, it wasn't an unusual sight, so you opened your arms to give him a hug

He leaned into you, pressing you against him, giving you some of him weight for you to anchor

With a small smile you asked "hard day?"

He hmmed in response "Aaron's being a bitch"

You lifted your head and kissed his cheek, he turned to you, meeting your lips with his, and kissed you

"go take a shower, I'll heat up dinner" you said, looking up at him, he agreed, letting you go

Miguel got out of the shower, curly hair damp and clinging to his forehead, he got into something comfortable, an old shirt and some sweatpants

He was feeling.. Tingly ever since that spider bit him earlier

And then it hit

The bone crushing pain

It came all at once, like acid running through every single cell in his body, knocking him off his feet into the ground, with a loud echoing thud followed with a pained grunt

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You were plating the food when you heard a loud thud and faint groan

"Miguel?" you yelled, not wanting to worry yourself too early, and yet worrying at the same time

Your blood ran cold at the silence that came after and you hurried to the stairs

You were rather shocked to see the mountain of the man you married, on his hands and knees, one hand on his mouth while the other keeping him from face planting onto the floor

"Oh my god miguel what happened!?" you rushed to his side, kneeling beside him, your worry doubling by the second and debating wather its wise to touch him or not

He looked at you, and you could swear his eyes had a red undertone in them

"i- don't know!" he heaved, taking the hand covering his face and reaching out to you

You took his hand pulling him towards you, and he jumped at the offer, hugging you close and leaning most of his weight on you almost knocking you down to the floor.

His breathing was quick and painful, his hold on you was desperate and tight, and you were so confused and worried

"it's gonna be ok,just ride it out ok?" you said, your, arms running up and down his tense body

"it--hurts so much!" he told you, and tears pricked your eyes,

"just scream it out, it's ok" you kept on reassure him

You two sat there, as he cried, screamed, and kicked around in your hold, between gentle pets and loving whispers, until he fell asleep in your arms

You tried to get to get to go to the bed, he refused, afraid the pain mifht come back, so you had to wait for him fo fall asleep so you'd drag up a twin size mattress from the guest rooms and some pillows and comforter and dragged pulled into it, hwad on you shoulder and the rest spread across the not so big bed

You fell asleep after trying to watch over him

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You woke up to miguel graoning and moving above you, you watched his eyes open, and now you were certain, they are red.

"morning dove" you said a hand running through his now dry hair

"morning.." he sounded hungover, just painfully so

"how you feeling?" you asked, in hoped of figuring out what might have caused this

"my body hurts everywhere, and ms'head is heavy and i feel like throwing up" he listed

"should i bring you a bowl??" you asked "noo" he whined

Amd that's how you spent the next few days, barely getting out of your spot of under him until he was able to move around, and you get him onto the bed as you took care of him

The day after he was grumpy and grogey and feeling like shit, only wanting you to hold him, though you managed to free yourself to get him food and water

By the second day he was better, he was able to stand up and walk around, and day by day till he got better and you two returned to your normal life, with red eyes, and sharper teeth

That was until you two were making dinner and he sneezed and some wierd colored liquid came out of his fangs

"what the fuck is that" he said looking at his elbow

"that was, like, i-in you?..." you asked, not knowing how to word it out

"i guess.." he replied

"you need to run a few tests on yourself" you ordered

"yup" he agreed

And thats how you two found out that the spider that bit miguel is a radio-active spider and that he has spider powers now, more then the normal ones too

"normal ones?!!" you repeated, shocked

"Yeah, there's wayy more spiders around in other universes" he explained

"miguel i love you but if you utter another word imma explode" you said, looking at him with wide eyes

And let's not forget your shock, worry and fear when he literally walked on the wall

"oh my fucking god what are you doing!?" you said, looking up at him

"found out i can do this" he said, letting go with one arm and holding his whole weight with the other

"how in the hell do you find out that you can do that??"

"idk you just do" he said, jumping down

..

"I think imma do more of this" he said, hands on his hips looking down at some asshole that decided to try and rob you

You two were supposed to meet and miguel found you half way through emptying your pockets when he beat the shit outta him

"you'll need an outfit through" you replied crossing your arms

"eh we can make something up" he said

And thats how your husband became spider man

So soryy I'm going slow my life been messy all around <33

[negreabsolut]

Una cala perduda en algun racó de la Mediterrània.

[gallusrostromegalus]

I'm glad to hear that Kaname protected Momo from the worst of Aizen's manipulations. Does she ever find out about his efforts, or does that stay a secret?

Post-Aizen-Fight, Kaname is in the hospital recovering from General Befuckening, and needs Reiatsu transfers to finish purging The Curse from his system and it's Hitsugaya's turn.

*****

The boy doesn't actually say anything for a long time after Unohana finishes connecting the IVs. It's alright. He's still exhausted, and there really isn't that much to say about what happened that hasn't been gone over and over and over, in debriefings and staff meetings and the distant sound of tears Tousen can hear coming from Lieutenant Hinamori's room. Gradually though, Lieutenant Hitsugaya's silence grows cold and sharp and restless, a winter gale banging against a window that won't quite latch right.

"-Out with it." Kaname sighs, opening his eyes and not frowning at the ceiling. "If you keep sulking like this I'm going to get frostbite and Unohana-sama will have both our hides for it."

Toshiro startles, coughs a bit like he's about to deny it, but collects himself and states his problem with magnificent succinctness.

"Momo." he says, voice almost violent in it's neutrality.

"Ah." Kaname nods. "I did what I could, but I know that was far from enough. I am sorry."

Hitsugaya is quiet, considering his words. "...What did you DO, actually?" he eventually asks.

Kaname blinks in surprise. "Huh. I thought Hisagi-san would have noticed when he did the audit of all my paperwork. I was genuinely hopeful you were going to spot it before Aizen could make his move with how much Momo complained..." he muttered, slightly puzzled.

"Spotted what?" Toshiro grumbled.

"You have undoubtedly been subject to the ongoing saga of the Rice-Farm-Subsidy Fraud case that Lieutenant Hinamori has been investigating since her promotion to lieutenancy?" Kaname prompted.

"Yeah, yeah, the one that's got her haring off to some backwater district or getting lost in the stacks at the archives for days on end or-" Hitsugaya graoned, then stopped. "...the one that had her constantly traveling away from the division, or doing extended research without Aizen's help."

"He used to get terrible motion sickness from trains or portals, you know." Kaname smiled, sitting up a bit. "-and a wretched allergy to paper-dust. Part of the reason he made me do all his fucking lab work, I imagine. but it seemed a good way to keep Miss Hinamori outside his sphere of influence at least for a few weeks at a time. Do I still have water in my glass?"

"...you MADE IT UP?" Hitsugaya yelped.

"I did no such thing. There is an extensive conspiracy between the various provincial leaders and mid-district governors to defraud the Central Government of subsidies for rice farms that frankly, do not exist, while also hiding the existence of taxable villages, resulting in invisible granaries used to fund private armies and other villiany-" he explained, sitting up properly and groping for the end-table where his water theoretically was. "-I just made sure Miss Hinamori had enough information to know where to look for the evidence of said conspiracy, and occasionally... lightly interfered with granaries in the middle districts to make sure more visible evidence came to light for her to keep the investigation open and moving in a timely manner. Lieutenant, if I may ask for your help-"

There was a rustle of cloth as Hitsugaya shook himself, grabbing the pitcher and refilling Kaname's glass, handing it to the frail man.

"Thank you." Kaname took a drink, handing the glass back to Toshiro to set down. "-I imagine the investigation will go much faster and with fewer extended trips to the rukongai now that I'm not cursed and can freely discuss the taxation and census records Aizen had covered in his illusion to hide his experiments." he explained. "...But doing it the long way has allowed Miss Hinamori to build a very complete and entirely legitimate case. She's an exceptional forensic investigator."

"...HOW?" Hitsugaya gaped. "The curse- it's not like you could talk to her, or send her messages- and if you could, it'd mess with the legitimacy of the case to have an anonymous tipster?"

"I had to...sort of gently suggest the names and locations to her in such fashion that her subconscious would make the connection between those terms and the case. Fortunately, in addition to being a certifiable genius, Miss Hinamori is also a master of the Lingual Arts."

"...Sir, I don't think Hinamori is that kind of girl." Toshiro mumbled, and Kaname could almost hear his full-face blush.

"You're thinking of Zaraki-Taicho, who is an entirely different kind of cunning linguist." Momo announced from the door. "-but you don't know everything about me Toshiro." She teased, coming in the room and climbing onto the bed beside Kaname, unfolding and re-folding that week's newspaper. "Lieutenant Sasakibe took over the crossword in your absence, and I think he may still be a bit upset with you."

"Ah." Kaname winced.

"What?" Repeated Toshiro, thoroughly lost.

"You remember that Tousen-taicho is the Editor-In-Chief of the Seireitei Newsletter, right?" She asked Hitsugaya, who failed to respond in a fashion that suggested that he did not, in fact, know that. "-Anyway, sometimes he writes more or less for the paper depending on that week's news, but without fail, he also designs the crossword- the most fiendishly difficult one in any of the newspapers, Sir." She explained, taking out a pen and tapping the partially-finished lexical puzzle she'd been working on.

"I try." Kaname smiled, looking just a bit genuinely smug.

"You largely succeed. I didn't actually make the connection between your five downs and the rice subsidy investigation until i tried doing Sasakibe's substitute puzzle this morning. I think he may have made the same connection, because 5 down today is 11 letters, starts with "P" and the clue is 'Degenerate Justice'."

"...Prevaricate." Kaname hissed with imagined pain at the likely wrath of the Chief Lieutenant. "Oh dear. Do you think a written apology is in order?"

"It's Sasakibe-san, it's just as likely to be his idea of an apology." Momo shrugged, filling in the word.

"...for those of us that are better at Sudoku?" Hitsugaya glared.

"Tousen-Taicho was putting clues about where the next bit of evidence I needed for the Rice Subsidies case in the Crossword because he knew I did it every week." Momo explained. "The clue was always in the fifth column down, which is a structurally important one in crosswords- you little shit, I even got on your case last year about how you always used locations for your 5 Downs and I STILL didn't make the connection!" She realized, rolling up the paper and affectionately swatting him over the head.

"Entirely deserved, but you have my word that was as much as I could do to help you, and that you have my full resources available to you now." Kaname smiled.

"I have entirely too many words from you-" Momo sighed with exasperation before putting the paper down and laying down beside him, hugging his chest. "-But I believe you. There's- I've been finding all sorts of things- people I forgot, places I'd been before and couldn't remember- huge sections of my LIFE! that his Illusion just... vanished."

She hugged Kaname's chest. "-I can't imagine what you went through."

"I hope you never will." he sighed, returning her embrace and for a moment, Hitsugaya felt even more outside the conversation- this was a secret grief, but the burden lightened by finally being able to share it. "...Did Sasakibe Key any clues to 5 Down? He might have more to say." Kaname asked, letting go and Momo sat up, frowning at the paper.

"Key?" Asked Toshiro, pleased to be talking about anything else.

"Sometimes one word is a hint to some of the next words, usually the ones that originate from it, um- Yeah, three words. Four letters, second letter 'i', clue is "Astronomical Favor"; Three letters, middle letter 'a', clue is "German Opera, 1874" ; and the last one is four letters, Second letter 'e', clue is "Truth's Abode". Momo read off.

All three of them stared (or pointed their faces) blankly at each other for a moment.

"...Yeah I'm gonna stick to the Sudoku." Nodded Hitsugaya.

[cloverlove-drabble]

ALEJANDRO VARGAS x MALE!READER

a nsfw and sfw drabble/one-shot of him!!

SFW:

I feel very strongly that this man was a player when he was in high school.. still is one actually

the type to hit on anyone he thinks is hot, man or woman (or neither) this dude is flirting with them

But once he gets into a relationship his manwhore behavior disappears, he suddenly turns into gomez addams

I'm talking full on WORSHIP, he'd kiss you until you're lips are bruised and you're redder than the roses he gives you every week

He would cook you any meal you want, and would hand feed you it

Please let this man kiss you he is desperate for your lips

I'm a strong believer that he would serenade you with Spanish love songs, he'd whisper lyrics in you're ear that have you SWOONING

He'd have so many nicknames for you he can't even keep up with them, his most used one is "mi hombre guapo" (my handsome man)

And if you were to give him a sweet nickname back he would be melting, giggling, kicking his feet, twirling his hair, writing in his diary like a school girl

Man is WHIPPED, he will stare at you like you're a fine peice of modern art

AND IF YOU MAKE EYE CONTACT FROM HIM FROM ACROSS THE ROOM.. man is looking you up and down like a peice of a sirloin steak (he is hungry, STARVING, for you)

NSFW:

its a oneshot tehehehe 🤭

The room was dark, the only light coming in was the small candle on the bedside table. The head board was hitting the wall with how hard the man on top of you was going, you had to grip the sheets below you to keep yourself stable.

The never ending thrusting in you felt like heaven, the moans coming from Alejandro were deep as he let himself abuse your hole. The closer he got the harder he went.

"Joder.. mi amor just like that." he whispered above you. He leaned in closer to your ear, "You're taking me so well caniro, you're such a good boy." He groaned louder as he felt himself going deeper in you.

you were struggling to even look up at him as he hit you're prostate head on, each thrust sent a moan and a whimper out of you. "FUck.." is all you could squeak out, the pleasure to much to handle.

As you try to look up at him Alejandro leans in closer to you, kissing you deeply. He felt you moan into the kiss as he adjusted your legs to almost meet your chest, The position made him go deeper within you. This action made you break the kiss and moan out loudly "A-Alejandro..!"

you went to cover your mouth, far to embarrassed of the sounds you were making. Alejandro noticed this and forced your hands away from your mouth and held them above your head. "No, No my love. Let me hear you." Alejandro began to reach down to your leaking member, stroking it to match his thrusts.

"I'm close Mi hombre guapo, let me fill you." He whisperd in you're ear sensually, the love sick look in his eyes evident to how much he wanted you. How much he needed to claim you, claim you as his and only his.

As you continue moaning out his name he buried himself deep inside you before filling you full of his seed with a long graon of "I love you." Not a second later you felt your release build within you. Noticing this Alejandro thrusts into you harder rubbing his thumb along you're sensitive tip.

"Ven por mi pretty boy."

I need this man 😞 I'm nawing on the bars of my enclosure PLEASE..

[bambi-the-dummy]

Miles graons, flopping down next to Bambi. “I am going to die single.”

- @stephen-the-spider

That's sad. I don't think so, though! Surely, there's someone who you'll get.

She assured, before taking a sip of her tea and offering Miles gummy bears.

[alejandroxfuentesx]

Alejandroa had a headache, but that was nothing new to him. Today’s just sucked extra because it came on in the middle of him running errands. “Fuck.” He graoned as he rubbed his face. He hoped that simply getting food would help. Walking into a cafe, he found a wallet on the ground and tapped the person in front of him. “Hey, I think you dropped this.” He said. @rededgerpstarterblog​

[hackfurs]

Call me the coil of dread the way I be graoning in his guts :3

come with me, anon. we will dance until the sea takes us away

[sefaradweb]

Micvé i sinagoga en Besalú

🇪🇸 El micvé de Besalú, situat sota les restes de l'antiga sinagoga prop del riu Fluvià, és un bany ritual jueu que es creu que data de finals del segle XII, convertint-se en un dels pocs micvés de l'època conservats a Europa. Amb una escala de 36 graons que condueix a una petita cambra de 5,5 per 4,5 metres, on es troba la piscina de 2,5 per 1,5 metres, el ritual consistia en submergir-se tres vegades (nayim) després de baixar els últims set graons. Homes i dones utilitzaven el micvé per purificacions rituals al llarg de la seva vida, com abans del xabat o el casament. El micvé es va descobrir per casualitat el 1964 mentre es cavava un pou, i posteriorment va ser validat pels rabins Mordoc de Perpinyà i Chilli de París. Abans del descobriment, l’espai s'havia utilitzat per emmagatzemar tint de roba. Avui dia es pot visitar a través de visites guiades organitzades per l'oficina de turisme de Besalú.

🇺🇸 The mikveh of Besalú, located beneath the remains of the ancient synagogue near the Fluvià River, is a Jewish ritual bath believed to date back to the late 12th century, making it one of the few preserved from that era in Europe. With a staircase of 36 steps leading to a small chamber measuring 5.5 by 4.5 meters, where the pool of 2.5 by 1.5 meters is located, the ritual involved immersing oneself three times (nayim) after descending the last seven steps. Both men and women used the mikveh for ritual purification throughout their lives, such as before the Sabbath or marriage. The mikveh was discovered by chance in 1964 while digging for a well, and it was later validated by Rabbis Mordoc of Perpignan and Chilli of Paris. Before its discovery, the space had been used for storing fabric dye. Today, it can be visited through guided tours organized by the Besalú tourism office.