#grandpa magneto where are you

[wishchip106]

Logan but erik is also there

i need more fics that have this concept, i’ve read nearly all the ones i’ve found with this but i’m greedy so i require more

caliban just having to deal with three old ass mutants

since erik’s in his nineties i’m giving him a walker

and you know what HEARING LOSS

“Erik can you pass the salt?”

“WHAT??”

“the salt, Erik”

“WHAT??????”

he refuses to using hearing aids for some reason

him and charles sleep together but sometimes charles forgets who he is and freaks out about the stranger in his bed

erik has a spare bed in the ‘house’ when that happens

once laura comes along and they escape in the limo charles keeps going like “this reminds me of October 1962” the fact he even remembers that is crazy

when they’re in the hotel, laura shows erik her xmen comics while they watch movies until of course when the humans break in and charles has a seizure 🙁

i feel like erik would be the kind of old guy to go “back in my day!”

grandpa magneto naps

when they meet that family charles references erik as his husband

i cant tell whether i want this to be a fix-it or not

fuck it lets go down the angst path

x-24 still manages to kill charles and temporarily kidnap laura, magneto got his ass beat ☹️

beach divorce reference, erik cradling charles in his arms

they bury charles

erik refuses to leave the grave so logan and laura keep going

and that would be probably the last we see of erik

i’m gonna say he does die, maybe of old age he deserves a natural death like that

lets say someone sees an unconscious old man near a fresh grave and takes him to that hospital laura took logan where erik maybe passes in his sleep

boom kinda sad ending

and of course Logan ending for logan and laura

just imagine erik is also there or something ^^

[xxplastic-cubexx]

so obsessed with how your cherik is old married couple raising 15 children (which is basically what they are tbh)

i always tell myself i draw what i observe and what im observin is two on-and-off divorced old men trading custody agreements like a diabolical game of ping pong

[cera-writes]

So since your requests are open, are you opposed to writing a Magneto x Reader one-shot (I like this magnetic grandpa in ways that might seem unhealthy to some lol) where we find out if he uses his powers during sex? Preferably fem/afab reader but gender neutral is fine too.

A/N: I ain't judging you at all, Anon. I think he's hot too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pairing: "Magneto" Erik Lehnsherr x F!Reader Tags: mutual desire, implied sex, power play

Unbound Desire

The storm raged outside, mirroring the tempest brewing within you. Erik, or Magneto as the world knew him, stood shirtless by the window, the moonlight casting a silver sheen on his broad shoulders. Tension crackled between you, a delicious anticipation that had been simmering all evening.

You took a hesitant step closer, the air around him vibrating with a subtle energy. "Erik," you began, your voice barely a whisper.

He turned, his gaze piercing through the dimness. "Yes, Schatz?"

"What about your powers?"

He raised a sculpted eyebrow, a hint of a smile playing on his lips. "My powers? What about them?"

"During... during intimacy," you stammered, cheeks flushing with a heat that rivaled the storm outside.

A low chuckle rumbled in his chest. He reached out, a single finger tracing the outline of your jaw. "My dear," he said, his voice a husky caress, "have you ever seen a bird struggle to fly, or a fish fight the current? My powers are an extension of me, and with you, they are a source of immense pleasure, not hindrance."

His words sent shivers down your spine. He was right. His control was absolute, and the thought of him using it to heighten the experience, to explore sensations you never imagined, was intoxicating.

He pulled you closer, your body melting against his. A gentle breeze, seemingly out of nowhere, started to swirl around you. He brushed a stray strand of hair off your face, his touch sending sparks flying. Then, with a barely perceptible movement, the breeze intensified, swirling around you both, creating a cocoon of soft, warm air that amplified the touch of every fingertip, every caress.

Later, as you lay tangled in the sheets, the storm outside finally subsided, replaced by a peaceful quiet. You turned to him, a contented sigh escaping your lips. "That was..." you began, unable to articulate the whirlwind of emotions that swirled within you.

Erik chuckled again. "Unforgettable?" he finished for you, his voice laced with satisfaction. He leaned in, his lips brushing your ear. "My powers," he murmured, "are merely an extension of my desire, and my desire for you, mein Engel, is boundless."

You smiled, a feeling of perfect synergy washing over you. In that moment, you knew you had not just experienced an incredible lover, but a man who, with his powers and his heart, could create an intimacy unlike any other.

[mkpersephone]

This is sooooo goooood!!!!! 🤩😍

This is a radio program where people can call and talk to the squirrel girl.

and a specific caller is:

Charles?

I love that every time he calls this is the first thing he says😂

Now Charles you won't trickme by hiding behind your students!😡

Have you heard the sound of his huffing and teeth grinding?

I know you're listening Charles...

The way he says Charles is just great😂😂

It's like: I'm angry but in the same time I'm not very angry but i also want to hold my picture in front of these kids.

Silence! I'm speaking only to Charles!

He's not even willing to listen to anything.😂 he's like an angry house wife.🤣

What an ICON!!!

Oh my god this is Amazing!!!!😂🤣

So in the heat of the moment i told him i never shop there again. And I'm a man of my word Charles everyone knows that.

I can imagine Magneto as an angry grandfather who goes into a store and after being treated badly swears to never shop there again. And he keeps his word. This gives sooooo much grandpa vibe!!! I just can not...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He is a man of his word!!!

So i was wondering if you could send that Logan fellow here to trim my hedges

...

I don't know what to say🙃

Your trick won't work this time CHARLES! YOU HEAR ME????!!!!

He is not even willing to think about the possibility of having the wrong number🤣🤣🤣

He is so Karen!!!

Now listen! I know Scott could trim them to but last time he left scorch marks everywhere. I don't care for him Charles.

Scott! What have you done???😂🤣

This is not how you most trim your professor's huband's hedges.

And Erik's vocal expressions are really good!

This rudeness amongst your students Charles! I won't stand for it! And i shall not be denied! Some warnings are never given twice CHARLES! Remember THAT!

At the end, he threatens to show that he is still in control.😂🤣

Angry housewife Magneto!!!🤣😂😂🤣

Good talk! Charles call me back.

Completely normal. It's not as if he was threatening him two seconds ago.

Thats it! Thats their Relationship!

Now all i want to know is Charles reaction😂😂

Tell me what you think😂🤣

Part 2

Podcast: Marvel's Squirrel girl: The Unbeatable Radio Show. (The Fate of my Universe) 23:35

[yes-i-write-fanfiction]

So I just had this idea for another Spider-Man AU... You know my Peter von Doom AU, where Doctor Doom turns out to be Peter Parker's bio dad? Yeah, how about we expand that family tree further, except with another famous villain...

That's right, I'm talking grandpa Magneto.

I have no clue where to take this idea, it just appeared and refused to leave me until I shared it.

[s10127470]

X-Men, but if they remembered that Magneto was old.

Erik: DEATH stalks you at every turn!

Wanda: Grandpa!

Erik: Well, it does! [points at Kurt, who was reading the Holy Bible , and yells] Gah! There it is! DEATH!

Wanda: It's only Kurt.

Erik: [chuckling] Oh, yeah. You know, at my age, the mind starts playing tricks. So.. [screams] DEATH! [points at Jean, who was doing a puzzle]

Wanda: It's just Jean.

Erik: Oh. [points at Kurt again and screams] DEATH!

Wanda: That's Kurt again, Grandpa.

Erik: Oh. Where were we. [points towards something, probably the door and screams] DEATH!

Erik: [speaking in gibberish thanks to his messed up dentures]

Pietro: If you don't start making more sense, we're going to have to put you in a home.

Erik: [Spits out his dentures] You already put me in a home.

Pietro: Then we'll put you in the crooked home we saw on 60 Minutes!

Erik: [meekly] I'll be good.

(At the hospital, Erik was visiting a comatose Xavier)

Erik: Poor Charles. The world was never meant for one as beautiful as you.

Xavier: [ Drooling ]

Erik: [ Yells, just as he magnetically picks up a chair] Kill it! KILL IT!

Scott: Erik, please! He's in a coma!

Erik: Coma!? Pfffft. Why, I go in and out of comas all the...[falls asleep] [wakes up] French toast, please.

Kitty: Is a coma painful?

Erik: Oh, heck no. You relive long lost summers, kiss girls from high school. It's like one of those TV shows where they show a bunch of clips from old episodes.

Raven: There, Lehnsherr, seven gone. As soon as you're in your press board coffin, I'll be the sole survivor and the treasure will be mine.

Erik: Over my dead body, it will!

Raven: That's precisely the point! Oh, Lehnsherr.......can't you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?

(Erik's pants suddenly fall down with a "boing" sound.)

Erik: How long was that?

(Piotr opens a port-a-potty to find Erik)

Erik: This elevator only goes to the basement! And someone made an awful mess down there......

Erik: We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Hamburg. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Hammaburg, which is what they called Hamburg in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

(All of the X-Men look towards Erik with bored and annoyed expressions)

Bonus Scene:

Bobby: [screams in horror and runs away through the whole town after an encounter with Cain] Out of my way! Out of my way! [points] Can't you see he's gonna kick my butt?! 

[A bunch of Marvel heroes look over to see Erik, standing at the bus stop]

Erik: Hi there, young people. Nice day today.

Peter: So, you like kicking butts, do ya?! Well, we'll show you, old man! 

[Peter, along with other Marvel heroes start beating up on Erik while Bobby is hiding in a garbage can]

[moontheoretist]

What the actual fuck. Magneto x Rogue? No, no, no, no, no. Take it away, I don't like it. The only good thing about it, is that it's revealed in the same scene where Magneto is talking about Charles, so it at the very least confirms that Magneto is a raging bisexual. If only his taste in people wasn't going up from his age (Charles) to his grandchild age (Rogue). This is literally how you get all the "Wanda is Magneto's kid" thing, because he keeps going for younger and younger and why I am not suprised that it's how american grandpas are on daily basis? =.=

FIND SOMEONE YOUR AGE, ERIK. BE LIKE KEANU!

I know that he is one of a few people that Rogue can actually touch, but they're fictional characters, writers could always pick someone else to be this special someone rather than Magneto. I bet there are more mutants with unique powers that could disrupt Rogue's powers. And I think gambit's power is not that far off achieving that either.

[joshriku]

if you r still taking dialogue prompts "you look like a mess" for luna & magneto or pietro & magneto or pietro & luna, your choice 🙏 hope you r having a great day

HI. sorry. things happened!!! your prompt found me at a funny time (i was already writing luna and erik and tommy) so i was like hey. we should add pietro in it. so it became the last scene of this fic, where tommy, luna, and erik go to a pottery class together. THANK YOU FOR THE PROMPT I OWE U THIS ENDING! :3

“There’s like, so many classes left,” Tommy says as they step out. Despite the apron, they’re all covered in clay—and Tommy will never stop finding clay underneath his fingernails. “Are you guys sticking around for the next ones?”

“I am!” Luna says. “I’m fully in. You, grandpa?”

“As long as you’ll have me.”

“Then we’re good, I think,” Tommy smiles. “Plus, we need to finish our projects. I don’t like unfinished business.”

“I couldn't agree more,” Erik says. Then, staring around, he continues: “How are you two going home?”

“I can just run there,” Tommy says. “And Luna—”

“I texted my dad, ‘cause I’m staying the night, so he should be—”

Swoosh!

“—right here,” Luna announces with a smile. “Hi, daddy.”

“Luna,” Pietro says, fixating on her first, and then taking in the rest. “Nephew. Father. You—you look like a mess.”

“Clay time,” Tommy puts his hands up. “We are never going to be free from this.”

“Clay?” Pietro opens his arm for Luna to sneak under. He half-hugs her affectionately, and there’s a little pang in Tommy’s chest. What was it Luna called it? Yearning. “And you didn’t tell me? I love pottery. Most manual work, really, but this one is my favorite.”

“I had no idea!” Luna looks up at him, shining a little. When Tommy looks at Erik, maybe, maybe, he’s yearning, too. “Tommy texted me about it, I said yes, then he spent the whole day overworking me—”

“I was the one working—”

“Then we ran into grandpa, who’s also into it,” Luna summarizes. “There are a lot more classes left if you want to join us.”

Maybe involuntarily, Pietro’s eyes go to Erik’s, then down to Luna again. Too fast for Erik to catch it, but slow enough for Tommy to see it happen frame by frame. What would their colors look like? How does Luna stand it?

“I’ll think about it,” Pietro says. Whether he’s honest or not, Tommy doesn’t know. “Right. We’ll be taking our leave, then.”

“You don’t have to be so awkward about it, uncle,” Tommy tries to relieve him from the clear tense situation he’s in, but it falls a bit flat. “We’re not going to ask you for a hug.”

It luckily makes Pietro laugh. “I’ll drink to that. See you, then.”

Luna lets go of Pietro to hug Tommy, then to hug Erik. “Bye! See you next class!”

Next second, they’re gone.

Erik’s shoulders relax—and it’s only now that Tommy notices he had been tense before.

“You, uh,” Tommy begins. He could leave, but that’d be wrong, to leave him all alone in his brooding. Something about his crushing sadness reminds him of what he feels for Master P. Plus, he missed Erik. He doesn’t see him often. He might as well shoot his shot. “Want to get dinner, grandpa? Unless you’re already sick of me, which is totally understandable—”

Erik nods before he finishes. “Dinner sounds lovely, Thomas.”

Tommy carries him, ignoring his protests, and runs off to find the best restaurant he can.

[scarlet--wiccan]

I think we’ve only seen concept art of magneto do like, maybe he won’t look that old in the comics proper, but imo I’m in support of it there’s something off putting about young freshly rejuvenated mags imo

I do agree that he looked a little weird, especially in Vecchio's art style. That's not a dig-- overall, this book was gorgeous and I think it's some of his best work, but really sharp, square-jawed faces are not his forte, and I think he was leaning so hard into making Magneto look young and fresh-faced that he kind of just looked photoshopped. Especially with how weirdly perfect and stiff his hair is.

Part of me does think it's time to finally let Magneto really age-- suspension of disbelief can only get you so far, and with so many senior characters (Agatha, Irene) turning young again, I thought it would be neat for my favorite grandpa to actually look like a grandpa for once. But I also understand that it makes more sense, in the long term, to take advantage of any opportunity to age him down and extend his lifespan. Magneto is intrinsically tied, in the public imagination, to a very specific historical event, and every year it becomes harder to forget that he's nearly 100 years old-- so it makes sense to set his clock back every few decades.

When we first saw the early concepts and promotional images for From The Ashes, where Magneto appeared to be visibly older and sitting in Charles's proverbial chair, I speculated that he would be somehow be... harrowed by the trials he would face in Resurrection. I think it would have been a cool narrative choice if, unlike the resurrections performed on Krakoa, Magneto's return was more hard-won and left him physically drained.

Clearly, that's not what happened, and it's fine-- I liked the ending of Resurrection a lot. It would have been very easy for a story like this to feel cheap, especially when it's crammed into a four-issue mini, but Magneto's personal growth and transformation is backed up by years of masterful character writing. In many ways, he'd already arrived at this point by the time he died in A.X.E.-- the goal of Resurrection, therefore, was not to change Magneto, but for Magneto to accept the ways in which he'd already changed.

Sad he didn't get to reunite with any of his kids yet-- I can't wait for the twins to tell him about everything with Joseph.

[magnetic-regent-magneto]

⠀ ⠀HE HAD UNLEARNED HOW TO BE A FATHER.

⠀ ⠀Do not talk politics with grandpa. Or the uncle that says suspicious things.

⠀ ⠀He didn’t look at Billy immediately, his back straight, shoulders broad, yet there was a softness to his movements—a deliberation that he was taking especially care of acts he is not used to.

⠀ ⠀Names are powerful. They called the master of magnetism many things. Many names and lives. But Magnus decided. Magnus decided which name meant what power. And which name he called others. He decided.

⠀ ⠀" You may call me grandfather. "

⠀ ⠀His eyes were intensely watchful, not letting the notes of nervousness escape. Neither did the dull escape of the answer from the question get past him. His brow twitches. ⠀ ⠀William had been so used to seeing Magneto as a titan, a man of granite convictions and fearsome resolve, that seeing him here, in the quiet of a kitchen, stirring soup, was disarming. Letting down his guard around Magneto? The scene -- a juxtaposition of domesticity against the vast, oppressive weight of their family legacy.

⠀ ⠀" The meat is kosher, my boy. " A quick reassurance. Far more casual than the choice of a name. And yet ... the dawning realisation that Magnus knew who Billy is, where he comes from. Knowledge previously thought obscured.

-- @warlockisaslur ||

⠀ ⠀THE WEIGHT OF HISTORY; THE BURDEN OF LOSS; THE ACHE OF BETRAYAL.

⠀ ⠀Billy was his reminder of a life. A family. A future he fears. A past he lost for its illusion. The boy looked so familiar. So similar now. But-- Magnus reminds himself that not unlike Wanda and Pietro, the misunderstanding of his origin lingered.

⠀ ⠀The master of magnetism was a shadow of himself-- a ghost haunting the ruins of his own life. He was still large enough to pull in his head when retreating into the house, his shoulder broad, body not a day past the prime. All most likely due to the time dilation that pressed into his cells.

⠀ ⠀" Good. You are thin. You should eat. " Magnus remarks very final as he steps into the cozy wooden kitchen, hand giving a gesture to magnetic fields that don't budge.

⠀ ⠀A brief tense moment where he does not move and then he retrieves two plates by hand from the cabinet and places them onto the dinner table in a rondel structure adjacent to the house. Billy steps over the threshold of the house and Magnus' shoulders relax with unfounded relief.

⠀ ⠀Even when Magneto looks away to tend to the food, Billy feels eyes on him-- always being surveyed.

⠀ ⠀There was a warm bread on the table. A pan with still sizzling red meat in a bed of onions. A pot with Matzo Ball soup.

⠀ ⠀" Eat as much as you want. And then tell me why you are here. "

⠀ ⠀And now, as he prepares to share a meal with his grandson, he realizes that perhaps, in the simplest of human acts, in the sharing of a meal, he can find a measure of peace, a sense of belonging, a connection to the world around him.

-- @warlockisaslur ||

[xxplastic-cubexx]

It actually does crack me up how much of a TANK Magneto is vs literally anyone else. Like next to Charles it just looks unfair cause Charles is like, a Regular Guy with good genes who hits the gym, but then you check out Erik and it's like...where did they build you, dude. German excellence in German engineering I guess. I know he's built like a brick shithouse for the sole purpose of being able to physically back up all the shit he says. I remember the Vengeance comics where his powers were temporarily removed and he panicked for all of a second before he started throwing hands and was like 'I DON'T NEED POWERS TO BEAT YOU'. See also Axis, when he killed Red Skull. Prelude to Age of Apocalypse, the bar fight. Like he genuinely just enjoys punching people sometimes. World's most yoked 60+ year old. Subject of all those 'please stop praying for my grandpa he's gotten too strong' memes.

thinkin bout big-fuck-off-unit magneto the only thing keepin me goin rn i love it whenever he's drawn wide as hell. like is it cause you stick magnets on fridges you gotta be built like one im CRYING

[imperiuswrecked]

Do you think Magneto killing Pietro and saying maybe they were right to kill Wanda in House of M was ooc? I ask because I'm still new to the 616 universe and I've been focusing on the Maximoffs and Loki. Wouldn’t the trauma of losing Anya make him not want to lose any of his children? Yes, he's hurt them, yes he has used them, but to kill them is something that seems like he'd never do. His eldest daughter and wife is dead, wouldn’t he want to keep Wanda and Pietro alive because while they don't have a good relationship, they were loved by Magda, loved enough that she chose to leave to protect them?

Sorry if this didn't make sense 😅😭

I'm going to put this as plainly as possible because I know fandom loves Magneto, and they love the Fanon Magnet Family aka where everyone is family and they more or less get along/love each other.

Magneto is capable of great kindness and terrible deeds.

He is not a character that is just one note, he has multiple layers and a fuck ton of trauma. To erase the darker side of Magneto is to woobify him and ignore how his anger is something that was born out of his terrible losses in life, and his experiences during the Holocaust. Magneto is not a soft grandpa/father character. To say Erik would never do X thing, or X thing is out of character, which is usually when it's something dark and bad, like murder, is imo wrong. Any character can be driven to murder or doing bad things depending on the circumstances. Erik has an ego, a large ego, and his arrogance and ego are his character flaws.

I have a lot of hate/criticism to how House of M was written, but on a dramatic storytelling level it makes me cry every time because at it's heart House of M is about a broken family.

Erik with all his power had no way to save Wanda himself, he know that Charles can't save her, and he knows the risks of what Wanda can do, and how powerful she is. In that moment Wanda is the biggest threat to mutant kind, and Erik's life mission since the death of his daughter and loss of his wife has been to save mutant kind from threats (usually the threats are humans), in his own way. He knows Wanda is deteriorating to the point where if action is not taken then something very bad is going to happen. He can't bring himself to witness the death of another daughter but the darker side of him might think it's the lesser evil. Erik's arc is just as emotional as Wanda & Pietro's, he is old and tired and he feels like his failed his daughter, again. You can see how broken down he is, and you can see that even at this moment he cannot bring himself to comfort his son because of how messed up emotionally Erik is inside, he had to close his emotions off a long time ago because of his trauma.

Erik does not have a good relationship with Pietro, at all, they do not have any kind of softness between them and there is a lot of anger and tension between them, so him finding out that this perfect world was all fake, it effects him, to find out that Pietro, a son he has a lot of resentment towards, was the one who achieved something that Erik spent decades trying to achieve, the perfect mutant world, and that he has set up Magneto as the one who did it? The blow to his ego was massive and his great and terrible anger reared it's ugly head and he killed his son.

I fully believe that it doesn't take much before Magneto would kill Pietro, and in House of M he is full of rage and it's very much a "caught up in the moment kill" and not a planned and plotted murder.

Depending on the era Magneto is written, or how he is written, yes. I believe Erik would kill Pietro. He would even kill Lorna and Wanda if he is in his full Villain phase. In Magneto: Dark Seduction #3, Erik openly says he has to kill the Twins because they are in the way of his plans. Read an older ask here that talks about Magneto's character.

If you are new the 616 comics, then I would just advise that while you can enjoy the Fanon Magnet Family, it is something that fandom made up, and it's not canon. I don't mind fanon but when fans start to get upset and say it's ooc for Magneto to be this way, then I don't agree with them.

[boss-the-goofball]

Rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have wips.

Got tagged by @gentrychild

The French Owl you are and a person of pure mischief, and people say I’m bad lol

Read More because it is ridiculously long

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Hand Puns

The Dangers of Social Media

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I Know Best

Id, Ego, and Superego

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The Santa Clause

The Impostor

Seeing Spirits

Scales

The Library

Where in the World is Midoriya Izuku?

Escape

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All for One’s Labryinth

To Have Courage

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Forest Prince: Aftermath

Nap Time

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Letters to Uncle [REDACTED]

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Bar Fight

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Trick or Treat

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Excuse Me, That’s My Target, Be Right Back

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Sunless

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[post-modern-prometheus]

Wait but y’know that meme where Tommy and Billy run towards Erik saying “GRANDPA” and Erik finally connects shit? Okay that’s Dawn and Erik but Erik is a dummy so he just goes “EVERYBODY LOOK. I HAVE A SON AND HIS NAME IS MARCOS DIAZ” while Peter, Wanda, and Lorna facepalm in the background. “Who even told Dawn that Magneto was her grandfather?” “…” “Peter?” “…” “PETER??!” “…so haha funny story” “PETER GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LITTLE SHIT.”

honestly this a low for erik considering the whole "magnetic powers"... but entirely plausible

[elk-ambrose-scott-writing]

Things That Break My Heart: Pop Culture Edition

That Starscream is broken and it's not his fault.

That everyone blames him for what Megatron does to him. How the fandom brushes off that he has nightmares about Megatron and he has to tell himself that they're not real. That there really are so many different kinds of pain, just like Megatron tells him. That Megatron gets a redemption arc and Starscream doesn't. That Starscream lashes out at everyone around him.

That I tried to hit my coworker because they tapped me on the shoulder. That I have to tell myself the hallucinations of my abuser aren't real. That there are so many different kinds of pain. That his friends have given him a redemption arc. That I am still lashing out at everyone around me. That I am alone most of the time so I am lashing out at myself. That I can't stop.

I can't stop.

That Hugh Jackman will never love me

That Magneto will never see that he's wrong, that every human he kills is a hydra creating three more humans who will always hate mutants no matter what. How his Mother wouldn't want this. How I agree with him after spending two hours online, that we need to get rid of them before they get rid of us. That if we're not careful, we'll be cured out of existence by electroshock and vitamin therapy. How I still take vitamins.

How much Odie loves Garfield. How much Odie hides his intelligence. How no one will ever love me as much as Garfield loves lasagna.

How I can't hold dolls because this is the only thing remotely baby shaped I'll ever be able to own. How I want to buy the doll at the store and I always put it back. How I know that because my insides are dead earth where nothing grows I'll always have money for indulgences. How I don't deserve indulgences because there's a black hole in my pelvis that crushes the light around it.

In the epic rap battle of history between “Steve Jobs” and “Bill Gates” Steve Jobs dies and Bill says “You know what? Fine, die then. The whole world loved you, but you were my friend”. The actor has a half-second of pain like he had a friend the whole world loved, but they were his. And now they're gone. And they're never coming back.

The whole world loved her, but she was my friend. And now, just like Gates, there's no one left to challenge me the way she did.

The whole world loved her.

She was my friend.

She's never coming back.

The way my cat is aging and there's nothing I can do about it. How my dog was a puppy and I blinked and she was ashes and a print-out computer paper picture sitting on a shelf. How I lost four pets in two years and two of them weren't cremated until last June because we didn't have the money. How I'm going to blink and he's going to be sleeping and he won't wake up.

When Simba shakes Mufasa and he doesn't get up. How Grandma held Grandpa's hand for months and he didn't get up. How my friend died in a hospital in Toronto with a tumour on her spine. How one day she sat down and couldn't get back up.

The way Greed dies at the end of Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood; how he always had what he wanted and he didn't see it until he had to choose between himself or the people he loved. How he never saw that the hole in his heart was never a hole at all and it was always a platform, lifting what he loved rather than sinking in

That I'm broken. And it's not my fault.

That I am still in the redemption arc. That it breaks my heart that both my abuser and Starscream will never get one. That no one really deserves a redemption arc. We're all just hurting the people around us, more than we can really understand.

That we all deserve a redemption arc. That he'll never get one because redemption requires acknowledgement of sin. How I have to acknowledge his sin. That I'm broken, and it's not my fault

That like Starscream, I can transform. I just need something better to turn into, that I can fly, no matter how much it hurts to remember that my wings are dented.

That my wings are dented, but that they're not broken.

That he never once beat the urge to fly out of me.

[marvellfashion]

Y'all are sleeping on magneto and I'm willing to admit this publicly

*inserts “there’s this senior citizen” meme here*

you all know there’s a New Mutants Vol 1 I think where he is giving us grandpa bod in all of his glory 🤣

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