#grandma’s couch

[cubbihue]

“Knowing what he knows now, Timmy would never recommend it either.” What does he know?

Lots and Lots and Lots!

Consequence #2: Information Overflow.

Fairies perceives everything differently, from literal perception to mental understanding! A person have to handle the information flow during their transformation. It can be very loud, very sudden, and very bright.

Fairies stopped kidnapping adults after discovering that they easily succumb to madness at this step. Children, meanwhile, can withstand it due to their wild imaginations! Although the risks of madness is still very high.

Timmy Turner had great mental fortitude beforehand, so this didn't bother him at all. If anything, he was absolutely fascinated with his new sight. Tooth Fairy helped him get through the more confusing parts, such as re-focusing his eyes to view in the fourth dimension instead of the seventh.

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[affableidiot]

Um excuse me I love him

[evelyn-art-05]

ywah!! whatever

[kinnenvy]

more male contact than hockey, football, and wrestling.

[bitegore]

You mean tan? You mean fucking tan? You mean 10 like all fucking furniture has come in since the last fucking 20 years? Tan? Tan? The "new" fucking color tan????

[kickyerteethin]

Benny doubles as a blanket (or a couch hog and menace depending who you ask)

[tj-crochets]

So I always, always have my phone on me because I have various health issues that could make me end up on the floor so it's a safety thing for me, so I can always call for help. I'm not sure how common that is though?

This poll partially inspired by conversations with my grandma, who does not keep her phone or her Life Alert button thing with her but probably should

[hyunpic]

[goldensunset]

‘so are you looking at any job interviews yet or’ yeah haha! see the thing about that is AAAAAAAAAAH THE METEOR IS COMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

god. electric blanket my new favorite thing ever

[alistairssock]

These are the same type of guy. To me

[jelly-tyson]

i thought about doing a year in review post because for the first time in like six years it wasn't a groundhog day year of grad school but so many things happened that really my 2024 in review is just a series of "wow can u believe"'s

[nonbinarytoast]

Just thought tumblr peoples would like to know about my grandpa because he’s so strange and probably autistic because where else would I get it.

He has such a big garden that when my mom, uncle, and aunt were all growing up, they never needed to go to grocery store. That garden has persisted and now sometimes after he comes up for Christmas he gives us, I’m not kidding you, 13 INCH LONG ZUCCHINI (zucchini being normally 6-8 inches)

During the summer he chops wood for all his neighbors bonfires and then doesn’t go, opting to stay home with his wife and cats.

My sibling is learning to lock pick and asked if he had any padlocks they could practice on as a joke. He gave them seven padlocks that he couldn’t find the kets for. Why did he keep them? No one knows. He then taught my sibling how to pick a combination lock.

He is the only child of his parents to not have died yet, and he’s the only one that won’t die in prison (he has been in prison before, but he’s out now)

Despite being around 90, he can and will deadlift entire couches for literally no reason other than to prove he can.

Despite being able to deadlift a couch, most of his exercise is gardening and most of his time is spent making tea, reading with my grandma, and sleeping in a recliner with his cats.

He got my 90 year old grandma lingerie for Christmas as a joke. She laughed so loud as everyone else stared on in horror. They haven’t had sex in 30 years.

He has everything anyone could ever need, including but not limited to: padlocks, chains, chairs, salt and pepper shakers, copper mugs, a metal pizza server from a restaurant that no longer exists, chicken wire, five sets of dentures (he does not need dentures nor does his wife), metal spikes, handcuffs, pottery clay, construction magnets, and over 50 different types of switchblades.

Everything in 8 was stolen after he went to prison for stealing (and probably tax evasion with how he acts about the government)

He was around 80 when I was born, and when I got old enough (5) he taught me how and where to punch people to beat them in a fight. He would also play wrestle me and I now know he was letting me win because he wanted me to win. He could’ve killed me and he still can. But you know what? He wouldn’t, and I trust him with my life.

[zaziki1412]

Things I drew to piss off Gosho part 2

[thedreadvampy]

it's been a strange arc so far

when I was 19-21 and having an extremely imbalanced relationship with someone in their mid 30s I was like 'we are both adults so the fact that this is fucking me up is my fault'

when I hit my late 20s and saw how young people in their late teens and early 20s seem now I was like 'oh wait I was so fucking young I didn't know shit about my own limits or about managing relationships and I don't know why someone in their mid to late 30s would be into that except for nefarious purposes'

the weird bit is now I'm into my 30s - not even that far into my 30s - and while I still wholeheartedly believe that last thing about how young (and self destructive) 20 year olds are, I'm also kind of like 'huh, actually nobody I know that age has their shit remotely together and frankly the reason this fucked me up is because NEITHER of us knew what the fuck we were doing it how to cope, for different reasons and at different life stages, and there probably wasn't any malice or intent to control as much as there was Blind Flailing.'

[fxaa]

Guess who might have covid again :)