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Ok so I know we all like to poke fun at Dicks first Robin suit because, I mean, look at it. He gots no pants. But it’s also important to note that as a former acrobat and circus performer, he probably wouldn’t have felt comfortable wearing all that much while doing flips like that.

In the circus, for genuine safety reasons so the performers have more friction between the props and their body and can catch themself if anything goes wrong. Along with this, less clothing allows for a wider range of motion and easier mobility. Therefore, performers do not wear a lot of clothes while in the sky. He never has sleeves while performing with his family, and he’s wearing a skintight leotard and leggings to make sure he has a better chance of surviving a fall, as well as helping him balance without having to account for the shifting weight of loose cloth.

Dick Grayson just lost everything he’s ever known, and he started being Robin almost immediately. And then Bruce gives him his costume, and it’s completely different from anything he’s used to wearing. A cape, which could shift his weight. Belt, which he’s not used to needing and adds more weight to him. Cloth shirt and pants instead of skintight spandex or nylon, which feels strange in his arms and keeps him from moving as much.

So he fixes it to make it bearable, and that was the result. In short, there are two reasons why Dick Grayson costumes in the fic are tighter and more revealing than anyone else’s.

The artists and writers are sluts for him

He genuinely feels more comfortable like that because of his upbringing.

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Robin (and Batman) by Chris Samnee and Mat Lopes

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Kon, having just found out one of Tim’s contingencies for him involves turning him into a worm

Kon: …

Kon: Hey Tim? Wo–

Tim: yes I’d still love you if you were a worm

Kon: I’m oddly okay with this plan

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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

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tim & kon doodles

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jason: they just keep getting younger aren't they

clone baby, black-hair-blue-eyes, making grabby hands at jason:

tim, holding his child closer to his chest: hey, this is mine

dick: yeah, this one's his

jason:

jason: i was only gone for two months- also aren't you like twelve??

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"Me when I lie" is such a funny pseudo-diplomatic response to anything. Like just going "see I'm not saying that you would ever lie, but I tend to be a liar, and that would be the exact kind of thing that would come out of my mouth when I'm lying" sounds like the exact kind of quip that someone who was just described as 'too clever for their own good' would get stabbed over.

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Tim and Kon's part alien son: grandpa I promise if I ever become evil and take over the world I won't kill you

Bruce: thank you chum 🥰💖💖 do you want another ice cream sandwich

(pfp by @gendersnatcher)

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me: im normal about tma!

guy: this scene in wicked was filmed in bournemouth—

me: bournemouth you say? you mean the bournemouth in which jonathan sims, head archivist of the magnus institute, london, was raised? do you know what the magnus archives are? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE MAGNUS ARCHI—

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rabbit fur changes colors with the season. the same is true in furevolent. certainly makes it easier to run from his many many crimes

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warm…

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Who am I to stop progress??