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women & bitches love my cavern

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this is very self indulgent (no one asked this but me)

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them anyone????

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Doodle

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The only logical conclusion to any fiddlestan scenario: they both blast their entire relationship from each others mind, so now they just get random homoerotic flashbacks when they walk past one another.

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umm……………… i can explain

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A mother and her little free spirit

I'd like to imagine a world where, while Fidds is helping Stan get Ford back from the portal, he mentions faking his death and how only his ma and one FBI agent showed up to his funeral.

“…so, long story short, never let me plan a funeral!”

“Ha! Lord, I can’t imagine the look on your mothers face when ya told her the whole thing was fake. I reckon she gave you an earful!”

“Wha? Oh, uh. Yea.” Stan turns away, not meeting Fidds eyes.

“…Stan.”

“…”

“Stanley Pines, do not tell me your Ma is still out there thinking you’re 6 feet under.”

“…well, I won’t tell you if you want-“

“STANLEY- ”

And then mama pines gets reunited with stan through the power of Fiddleford and works at the mystery shack giving Totally Legit Fortune Readings ™

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well… that explains why his teachers expected him to be able to read those meaningless blobs they’d always be writing on the board #safedriver

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i made you a sandwich

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inside of you there are two intestines.

one of them is large, and the other is small.

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His fluffiness, lord Mötti 👑

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Well this bell could be tolling for anybody

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Ford "Icarus didn't flap hard enough" Pines

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💫 MYSTERY TWINS 🌲

I was trying out different colours with "bromine brush", and just look at them! They're so cute!

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*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*