#grandma is epic

[adrenaline-revolver]

Fun fact! Odysseus is double related to Hermes (and once a bear)

His paternal great-grandfather is Hermes and we know this however his father Laertes had a grandfather named Cephalus and who was his dad?

Hermes again.

But it's all cool because Cephalus had sex with a bear who had Arcesius who had Laertes.

Conclusion?

Telemachus is only about 60% human with others being 25% naiad, 9.4% pure Hermes, and 6.25% Bear.

[ditoob]

Post-Odyssey selfie

[mizaruwu]

"No longer you" would be such a good loz song with Odysseus as the first hero and he's hearing about his future incarnations

"I see a song of past romance" (Skyward sword's Zelda n Link)

"I see the sacrifice of man" (Minish cap's Elzo)

"I see portrayals of betrayal and a brother's final stand" (Four sword's Vio n Shadow)

"I see you on the brink of death" (Oot adult timeline)

"I see you draw your final breath" (Oot downfall timeline)

"I see a man who gets to make it home alive" (Oot child timeline)

"But it's no longer you" (The first hero, cuz he died on the surface while the others relocated to skyloft)

The other half of the song is the rest of the timeline etc etc

[thegreatyin]

caeru. Caeru. buddy. pal. chum. bestie. you're literally murdering people and then selling their skeletons for profit. where does unnecessary sass fit into this equation

[anachronic-cobra]

We love murder grandma Euryclea in this household

(I love adding references to the Odyssey to my Epic fics)

[kindred-spirit-93]

CRACK CONCEPT

boyfailure odysseus as opposed to the inherently sharp wolfish (hes still snarky and clever imma give him that) king boi bc telemachus has to get it from somewhere and it aint penelope lol

i really love the idea of a people & street smart ody getting adopted by athena and becoming book & war smart as well u feel me. but this isnt what im talking about here. i want him pathetic and snivelling on his knees. idk its funny okay

just imagine he comes home after troy and he bonds with tele and theyre both idiots (penelopes idiots) ody is making up for 10 years away from home and is goofy with his son and pretends to faint everytime penelope walks by bc shes just sp stunning and awesome and actually faints when he realises hes legit married to her. i now realise this doesnt entirely fit the category of boyfailure lol but it do. TO ME

inspired by napolean dynamites award winning dance. i watched it and was like 💡 odysseus of ithaca. imagine him just doing that as a mating dance to penelope (owlthena can i get an amen) esp him running off without a word arms awkwardly by his side DO YALL SEE THE VISION

ofc they all have family idiot sessions where athena holds the braincell and they all roll down hills and frolic in the fields but for the most part penny holds le braincells bc ody is too busy teaching tele something entirely useless (and possibly illegal) bc its very funny (think of the scene where mater and mcqueen get the cows to fall back lol)

AM I MAKING ANY SENSE?

[heisen-heimer]

Ok hear me out:

A Mahabharat anime would slap so hard

[kemetic-dreams]

[bastardbvby]

got a dutch oven tonight yippee ^-^

[lesbianshadowheart]

blue knees is BEHIND and will FIND. what he has been looking for.all alooooong. all aloo o one. where. he. belooongs

[ebitenpura]

zevran: let's play truth or dare. i'll go first. do you like men

lang: (thinking) well he's not tamlen but maybe some dick could fix me

[cattapz037]

I just started watching the live action ATLA on Netflix and it’s pretty good….IM ON THE SECOND EPISODE AND SOMETHING REALLY COOL JUST HAPPENED AND IVE BEEN FREAKING OUT ABOUT IT FOR THE PAST COUPLE MINUTES IMMA GO BACK AND KEEP WATCHING

Edit: When I said pretty good I was only on ep2 um…now I think it’s fairly decent but I still would freak out if something like this happened again

[pnchinbeez]

Not even joking I haven't seen a brother bear au that's natm soooooooo

I think teddy would be Sitka

Attila I think would be Denahi [I think he'd fit]

Honestly I think ahkmenrah should be kenia because his humor is just on point for it

Koda should be nicky [obviously]

Rutt and tuke [I think it's obvious] are jed and oct

And larry would be the mom bear [yes, sad ik, go cry about it]

[polaris101]

WAIT THIS IS SUCH A CUTE VIDEO OMG

[doctor-vertigo]

GUYS. NEW GILF JUST DROPPED

Pokémon horizons spoilers under the cut, I got the captions on and I’m too lazy to go back and screenshot without them

FUCKING LOOK AT HER!!!!! SOBBING AND THROWING UP SHES SO BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING IM OBSESSED ohhhhhh my god I love women so much Jesus Christ I’m going to die ma’am please please please just one chance just oNE CHANCE PLEASE

[pand1on]

finally got the type of flour i need to make my favourite flatbread :]