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okay so i was thinking of a joke earlier about how in DPDC Amity Park's slogan "a great place to live" is not only city propaganda but also the city lording it over the rest of America for being normal. But then I remembered that, despite how many DCU Cities with heroes in it there are, the amount of cities in America without heroes still far outnumber the amount of cities in America WITH heroes.
So I did a little digging so the joke would still land. Something most heroes have in common is that they operate in major cities. What makes a major city? I found that the general consensus is that the population is roughly over or around a million. THEN I looked up the populations of cities in the DCU that I thought of off the top of my head. So Gotham, Metropolis, Starling City, Central City, Jump City. All of them ranked up to millions in population (most of them were in the tens of millions).
Amity Park's wikipedia describes it as being similar to specifically Philadelphia, Chicago, and San Francisco.
Philadelphia's Population: 1.576 million as of 2021 Chicago's Population: 2.697 million as of 2021 San Francisco: 815,201 as of 2021
Whiiich means that Amity Park if we take that from canon, is probably a major city. There are approximately 19,000 cities in America with probably less than a hundred that are major cities. Adding the DCU major cities wouldn't skew the data too much.
Which MEANS that I can make the joke that Amity Park's "great place to live" is not only just typical city propaganda, but also its Amity Park lording it over the other major cities for being one of the only major cities that doesn't have problems bad enough to warrant a superhero or a vigilante. Cue stage left the Fentons and Phantom :)
Amity Parkers were probably SO proud that they didn't need a superhero. They didn't have to worry about things like 'world ending threats' and 'super-powered individuals' and 'staggering property damage'. And then enter Fentons.
It also could be used as an excuse for why nobody took notice to Amity Park getting ghosts if folks like me aren't huge fans of the notion of a media blackout via Tucker, Technus, or the US Government. Or if you want to keep Amity Park as its urban city self. Amity Park's news on ghosts gets drowned out in a week because there's news on more popular, well-known cities going on every other day. The shit going on in Amity Park is every other major city's regular Tuesday and it gets filtered as such.
#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc#dpdc#plus amity suddenly going 'we have ghosts' could be seen as a case of city-wide FOMO finally hitting so nobody believes them#and thats if the belief of ghosts not being real is as strong as it is in dp canon#the media blackout could also be /city-induced/ too#where amity parkers are so proud of being 'normal' and 'not having superheros' that many of them try and deny the existence of Phantom#and the mayor and news sources themselves just. stubbornly refuse to let news of ghosts get out to the other cities#do you know how much shit they'll get?? they'll be a laughingstock!#gothamites would never leave them alone. neither would central city or the metropolitans or starling city or--#the other big cities will make fun of them :(#my new favorite hc that stemmed from this is that every major city in the dcu is rivaling with each other#there's a lot you can experiment with this idea imo lmao#this whole post sums up my writing and thinking process pr well tbh#this stemmed because im making a childhood friends au short story doc and wanted to avoid the typical tropes about how AP went undetected#from the rest of the US. bc. im not a fan of the media blackout idea via tucker/technus/gov and i wanted to keep AP an urban city#so i had to come up with something else#hence me looking into DCU cities and how many there are and realizing that there is a decent amount of other cities other than the main#popular ones and being DELIGHTED because then i could use that as an excuse for why amity went overlooked. bc there are many cities with#heroes in it. so its not surprising if another city gets a hero TOO. plus the news also focusing on more popular heroes and cities so again#the news of amity getting a hero gets drowned out by whatever new thing the JL or someone from the JL did that week
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why is applying for jobs the worst thing on the planet
#''you should apply as soon as a position opens! within two days tops!''#my sibling in christ. how are you even just customizing and tweaking resumes and cover letters and other docs you already have#while also still going to work and eating and all that#maybe it's the adhd but i can do *maybe* 2-3 applications on a day I don't work#especially if they're academic or gov jobs with extensive and varied applications#I'm lucky to get one done if it's very extensive#*screams*
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What childhood things do you see each bat kid collecting? (for example- silly pens, glow in the dark stars, silly bands, classified government records, etc.)
Thanks for the ask-I love this! I am guilty of collecting silly little things :)
Dick: Fidget toys. Bruce bought him some because the child needed them okay. Dick batKID! era had murder on his mind and ‘ugh Toys are for babies, Bruce!!’ He secretly loved them and still uses them all the time (he gave some to Damian too)
Jason: Rocks 🪨. What can I say? He’s a cool kid who collects cool rocks. Little Jason walking from a baseball game holding Bruce’s hand only to pull away and turn around because ‘Cmon B you just walked past a really cool rock!!!’
Cass: Glow in the dark stars. She loved to look up at the stars on the ceiling and the wall, this is where she felt peaceful. She sometimes lies down on the floor beside Duke and they stay there in silence or Duke tells her about the latest video game he’s been playing. Also silly pens because underneath the cowl she’s a softie. Her favourite is a black pen with a fluffy pink topper that has one googley eye on it (the second eye fell off but it’s perfect!)
Duke: Marbles. He swears he knows the rules of the game okay! Besides they’re really pretty and he can make them glow. He almost set fire to one of the cushions by manipulating the light through the glass, but don’t tell Alfred. He also collected metal bottle caps- bonus points for turning them into cool pin badges.
Steph: Clothing tags. Not the ugly ones that have fine print on it. The ones that have the company logo on it. Also random sewing materials like pieces of ribbon and buttons because ‘You never know when you’ll be in a fashion crisis!!’ Also Snow globes because I’m indecisive and she deserves a nice Snow globe.
Tim: Definitely classified government records. He accidentally found them okay! Finders keepers. The government still don’t know they’re missing. He’d also collects sticks from the Manor Gardens and gives one to someone he loves. Bruce cried when he was handed a stick- Selina was very confused.
Damian: Animal stickers. When he was in the League of Assassins, they’d get food come in for their animals, the packaging would come with an animal sticker that Damian would keep. Dick found his collection and Damian was embarrassed and swore him to secrecy. Dick bought him a 100 sticker animal book after that.
#Jason is me like if you give me a rock I will love and remember you forever#Tim is a funky lil guy he likes twigs and sticks#pretty much self insert my own collections#not the gov docs ofc and no sticks lmao#was going to give Dami the fidget toys bet eh this was better#idk anything about Cullen or Harper or Carrie sorry#jason todd#red hood#batfamily#batman#bruce wayne#batfam#dick grayson#nightwing#dc#Robin#Damian wayne#tim drake#red robin#my head canons#feel free to send more asks people
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how are your ocs with needles,,inspired lore question today?,,
hm,, im taking a leap of faith by which ocs you wanna hear about. so. ((please tell me which oc world want to talk about. theres. so many i cant even keep track anymore LMAO))
sylvester; mārīte, dominic, rosemary, marcus and elias are fine with them
dominic and butcher used to hate them, but got desensitized overtime (dominic went on T shots, butcher has a whole buncha tattoos)
katie, ivy, līva and elizabeth are iffy about them and would rather not deal w them, but can and do put up with em
oliver and charlie despise them and do not like them. at all. screaming, crying, throwing up and breaking a window to get away from them
#response#izak-gov#can you guess who i am..... trick question im oliver and charlie tier#proud nightmare child for the doctors <3 LMAO neither docs not dentists could get me. ever. an utter phobia
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see the reality is i post on my rps usually when nobodys been there a bit and nobody is probably online, but the mental illness in me keeps saying its bc everyone secretly hates me and i dont deserve love, and when i tell a gov doctor that, they basically just say ‘take your antidepressant’s and shut up’ which is also funny when said gov doctor wont refill my fucking antidepressants in the first place
#what i need is smthn for my anxiety and PROBABLY the obviously worsening ocd#but anxiety meds and antidepressants dont mix well#just like adhd meds and anything else dont mix well#which is why i just have a redbull if i need to focus bx it works for a few hours and then i pass out#which isnt healthy but its better than going through the diagnosis process AGAIN bc they dont have my info anymore#its early sad times rn w brina who hasnt gotten an ounce of treatment at all hi#see the other thing is#if i talk about my mental health at all#people will either hate me for being annoying which is what my brain will pinpoint#or feel sorry for me which i also dont want#all i rly wanna do is vent but thats never really an option at all#like yes i know its not normal to want to have a breakdown and cry bc your fucking pillow isnt the correct fluff and wont dluff#i know its not normal to feel like you should die because something wasnt in fhe spot you put it in and was moved slightly#im aware. and the reality is nobody who can do anything about it cares#i have to get an authorization to see a therapist or get meds at all even tho the card claims i dont have to#and the doc tbey gave me wont give me one#they dont allow email so i cant leave a paper trail when bitching at them and my calls go ignored#im losing my mind steadily#and thats not even onto the physical problems#but also the sheer fucking audacity of the website being all ‘oh just go to ERs and UC snd we’ll cover it’ vs hospitals specifically saying#‘we will refuse you if you have Gov Ins unless you have the money to pay out of pocket#if youre on gov insurance you dont have fucking money thats the entire fucking point. you creedy fucknuts go shove tour nepotism in your#fucking eyes and die if anyone doesnt deserve to fuck its you fuckfaces#sometimes i just want to scream esp when this doesnt seem to be most other ppls issues#but then i talk to other women and it is#it just doesnt make sense and i hate it#but i never rly got help on private insurance either so#tbd#depression cw
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being a girl for tax purposes
#trans stuff#that non-binary mood#technically i have three different gender markers on my gov docs#if i manage to get german residency i can get four!
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Hi Batty! How are you doing lately? ❤️
Hi!! I've been doing okay, but the past couple days have been a little rough. Once I get my sleep schedule back in order I should be fine ^-^
I'm excited for some stuff happening this summer!! A local trans organisation is hosting some pool parties, and I'm hoping to attend!! I tried on my swimsuit earlier to make sure it still fits, and I'm all set :3 I'm planning on taking my partner to one of the pool parties when they're visiting and I'm very very very excited about it!!!! I can't wait to see them in person :3
I could make this a mile long and talk about everything, but I will spare you the text brick and maybe break things up into different posts. Thank you for asking!! I hope you're doing well ^-^ Wishing you the best 💕💕💕
#in case i forget to make different posts here is a short summary:#my insurance lapsed but im on gov coverage so im okay i just have to pay for a couple meds while my doc argues with the insurance company.#mentioned briefly in the post but my partner and i are planning for them to visit sometime soon!! super duper excited :3 i love them lots!!#i have a couple different art projects in the works and lots of ideas for various other projects. you know how it is. freak lifestyle 💕#my brother graduated uni and my sister won an award so things are exciting here!! lots to celebrate :3#thanks again for asking!! its lots of fun :3#batty blogging#asks#anonymous
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sometimes i think what if i ran into one of you people. what would i do. i mean i wouldn't know i guess.
#ask everyone you run into with purple docs if they work in student gov you might find me#cabbage thoughts
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I'm going to be stuck in this house forever aren't I...
#I feel like my entire life is falling apart rn#I don't have ANY government docs that I need and should have already had for years#I can't escape this house bc i need said gov docs and money#I can't get money bc you need gov docs to get a job#I can't get gov docs bc you need money for it#I'm genuinely just thinking about ending it all
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just found my original handwritten version of the beginning of abc i’m so 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 i’ve been wanting to find it because i wanted to know an official date for its birthday, but i never put any dates in this notebook!! i apparently started it during my senior year of high school though because there’s ap gov review in the middle of it :P
google doc’s birthday is january 16, 2019. a capricorn!
#i really thought i started this in apush!! not gov!! mr parker if you’re out there….you are apparently forever intertwined with this book#i graduated high school in 2017 so abc as a story is at *least* a full year older than its doc#abc#aeneas’ writing notes
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my best friend got a job as a gov docs librarian everyone say go best friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#I AM SO PROUD!!!!#university of maryland gov docs watch out!!!!!!! she’s coming through!!!!!!!!!!!!
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aoueoaue i have to be awake in less than 4h to get to therapy</3333
#not going “</3” to therapy but to this therapy im having cos yeah it's nice to have access to free therapy but like it's only 40min/month#+ she's barely asking any questions and doesn't get really *the flow* going (kinda hard too in like 30-40 min)#+ she's a psychologist so can't prescribed anything and tbh. i do be needing to be medicated like. i need help.#ive been needing help since forever and i might end up in a psych ward fr if i can't get access to therapy that would help me#once again yes france is great for health care but that would be better if there was actually any doc available#+ the free/cheap gov healthcare doesn't count therapy as basic care so can't go to it if you're broke lol!#sorry 5am thoughts i get grumpy#ggrrrgrrrrr yknow.#absolutely unfair how the last therapist i had just fucking pre diag me with some heahy shit then fucking went away#like ok i have did now what. hello hi hello huh u're gone#+WE MADE SO MUCH PROGRESS </3333333333 still salty abt the situation#goes grrgrrr even more#anyway. goodnight/goodmorning#will have new sunny ep to watch after so ig a W. somewhat.#tomtom_is_rambling
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no, i won't lie, but when you said you had a husband, i just accepted it through and through cuz my bby koca is a sweet muffin who's very loveable <333 (yes its rin dropping by again hehe @saekkas)
OMG RINZIES I CANT I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN A HOT BIT 😭 yeah, our one year is next month ! he's gonna come visit my city for a week and for canada day <3
and im ur sweet muffin 🥺❤️ ur making my heart skip a beat i screamed a little in pure love when i saw your confession 😍 i hope ur doing good my rinzies ! please take care of yourself as you watch my shitshow of a blog <3
#i rmbr when my coworkers didnt believe me#until i came to work one day after going to the office to exchange provincial documents#and so i have this folder w all my gov docs and when they said i be lying i pulled out my marriage certificate#i understand ppl are very freaked out that my 19 y.o ass got married last year but like....#i rode the childhood bffs to lovers troupe suck my dick#༊*·˚ koca has heard your wish#༊*·˚ a wish upon a goddess#༊*·˚ a kiss of blessing#༊*·˚ my rinzies <3
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Welcome to the first bracket of US Government Agencies! This is being run by the mod of @centers-for-disease-control. Also, I am aware a couple of these technically are not government agencies, but this is just a silly tumblr bracket.
Tag list:
#mx gov speaks: me just talking, feel free to filter this tag if you just want the polls
#actual polls: just the polls minus round 1a because I didn’t implement this until after I posted those polls
#tumblr polls: talking about polls and the polls
#government agencies: talking about the agencies
#brackets: people’s personal brackets and the polls
Below we have the set up for round one:
Round One A: ENDED ON FEBRUARY 22nd AT 9:30 AM EST
Nasa vs ICE winner: NASA
USPS vs MSHS winner: USPS
DEA vs NARA winner: NARA
DHS vs FDA winner: FDA
USGS vs DOC winner: USGS
Air Force vs USDA winner: USDA
NPS vs Navy winner: NPS
AMTRAK vs DOJ winner: Amtrak
DOL vs DOT winner: DOT
VA vs Coast Guard winner: VA
OSHA vs DOI winner: OSHA
FBI vs CIA winner: FBI
Army vs ED winner: ED
NIH vs IRS winner: NIH
DOE vs BIA winner: DOE
DOS vs CDC winner: CDC
Round One B: ENDS ON FEBRUARY 24th AT 7:00 PM EST
USARMIID vs GPO winner: GPO
DODEA vs EPA winner: EPA
EEOC vs Smithsonian winner: Smithsonian
GSA vs FAA winner: FAA
The Fed vs NOAA winner: NOAA
USCPSC vs HUD winner: USCPSC
DARPA vs FTC winner: FTC
SSA vs FEC winner: SSA
Marines vs CSB winner: CSB
ODWC vs LACounty winner: ODWC
NSF vs Mitre winner: NSF
BLS vs NLRB winner: NLRB
CFPB vs PHS winner: PHS
Census vs Secret Service winner: Census
WPA vs NIST winner: NIST
NPR vs Draft winner: NPR
Round 2 is schedule to be posted at 8 AM EST on February 25th and end at 8AM EST on February 26th
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Israeli gov-led Zoom calls, WhatsApp chat logs, and other docs provide a window into the massive effort to shape online discourse and silence pro-Palestinian voices.
As the Israel-Hamas war began to heat up in late October, Courtney Carey, a Dublin-based employee of the Israeli website building company Wix, posted the Irish words “SAOIRSE DON PHALAISTIN” -- “Freedom for Palestine” -- on her LinkedIn page. Within 24 hours of Carey’s LinkedIn post appearing, Alon Ozer, a Miami-based investor, took a screenshot of the post and shared it with a WhatsApp group of more than 300 like-minded investors, tech executives, activists, and at least one senior Israeli government official. Ozer took care to note that Carey worked for Wix. Oded Hermoni, a tech journalist-turned-venture capitalist, piped up to assure everyone that Batsheva Moshe, Wix’s general manager for Israel and a member of the group chat, had been “on it since Sat[urday] night.” Moshe then chimed in to assure her peers that the issue with Carey had been “taken care of since it was published.” “I believe there will be an announcement soon re our reaction,” she added. Wix terminated Carey the following day.
Read the whole article as it's an investigation into Israel’s information war
#yemen#jerusalem#tel aviv#current events#palestine#free palestine#gaza#free gaza#news on gaza#palestine news#news update#war news#war on gaza#anti zionisim
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She looked stunning as ever today ‼️
Can someone talk to me about architecture, I am deprived of enrichment
#dont have the energy to write a real response to this rn#but 1. the great mosque of djenne is so sick everyone should watch that one doc they made on it#2. biomimicry is def the future#3. i actually was at boston gov center about an hour ago and i already knew all about the relandscaping by sasaki#but it’s so sick in person i had a real feeling of ecofuturism wash over me#and also ornamentation and traditional (european) motifs have been in vogue since postmodernism at least for nonskyscrapers#i think the current fashion for skyscraper/city construction is like#kinda zaha very OMA#emphasis on unique formal gestures moreso than ornament#i think instead of traditional ornament theres a lot of emphasis on patterning and texture rn which i like!#it’s contemporary and dovetails nicely with biomimicry and kinetic facades and stuff#also i think the key to bringing back traditional ornamentation in a way that will age better than most pomo or casinos#is to care a lot about proportions#anyway thats all i have to say rn
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