#fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you

[tealime9]

assigned 'do not need help' 'tism by the government 🙃🤙

[dawnbreakerluna]

the way i was literally giggling and kicking my feet like

[rosetterer]

If you're going to be mad that a canon ship has 1000+ fics when HenRen also has that amount but spread out over several years, then you should be furious that a non-canon m/m ship has 25k+ fics... you know, if this REALLY was about caring about the way that people write for lesbian couples compared to gay couples...

Just like some of y'all all of a sudden care about the female love interests

And just like you all of a sudden care about racism

But... it's not really about all that, now is it?

[toffins]

your honor,.. their love shrimply means so much to me

[temperate-rainforest]

I always forget how people back in the olde days used to just die so easily from the flu, until I get the flu myself dhhdhdhf because on one hand I know our medicine is just soo much better now a days but on the other hand I have the immune system of a dead man and once I get sick I'm like the ye olde victorian child on a death bed dhdhdhhd it's been 4 days and I just NOW can get on my phone to watch videos and text, and eat and drink water, and coherently string words together and do more than just lay in bed and moan in pain, and sweat and cough in sick delirium 😭

[sga-owns-my-soul]

just saw the phrase "luxury water"

i'm going to go on a murder spree

[potterpasta]

screaming and sobbing and wailing every time i remember i got astarion killed by fucking cazador in one of my playthroughs

[unfortunate-development]

LOOK AT THE SHEER FUCKING SIZE OF THIS WHITE LIZARD

[mistertemporaryman]

that.

shit.

FAAAAAAT-

-TUH!

Late night vibes 🍑

[addithevampire]

I’m just trying to relax and someone, somewhere, for some fucking reason, is setting off fireworks and has been for the past half an hour. Jesus fucking Christ can you fucking not. Some of them are so loud I’m reminded of the time someone nearby set off a cherry bomb at 2 a.m. and I became convinced my neighbor’s water heater had exploded. Or the time I actually heard two transformers blow on campus, taking out all of lower campus’s internet and electricity. It’s not even a special night. Fuck off.

[luridparty]

there are so many things. like in general. 🧠💥

[finitofreeway]

Its a sad day in history when you have to give up a song you've always loved because there's memories attached to it you have to let go.

I have to give up "Goapele - Closer to my Dreams" permanently because the instrumental is cursed with good memories and attached to the failures in my last relationship.

I couldn't reshape that song in my mind if I tried.

[nootqueen404]

warnings: oral (f receiving), a little steddie

Just imagine Steve and Eddie eating you out at the same time.

Steve fucking your soaked pussy with his tongue. His fingers would slowly slide in beside it to open you up and get you ready for both of their cocks. He would love to tease you, love to leave only the tip of his tongue in and swirl it around.

And Eddie? He loves to wrap his lips around your clit. He sucks on it hard enough to have your legs shaking and your fingers tangled in his and Steve’s hair. To add more fuel to the fire, he’ll even nibble on it and listen to the way you beg him for more. You’re a slut for pleasurable pain.

Sometimes, they’ll both make out with your clit. Their two tongues swirl around one another while they catch on your clit. Both sets of brown eyes stare up at you as your stomach muscles tighten just before you’re cumming. Their tongues lick you clean. They don’t plan on stopping until you’re at least cumming for a second time.

Steve and Eddie want you messy and weak so you’ll take their cocks like a good slut.

[tokencisgirl]

SAY SOME SHIT FOR ME TO GET THERAPIZED BY RIGHT NOW IS THIS REAL

[salty-an-disco]

popping outta my lockdown cuz watching my friend stream Pristine Cut and we just got Apotheosis and Damsel's new chapter and fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

(SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT!!!)

focusing just on Happily Ever After for now, cuz fuuuuuuuuuuuck, this route messed with me–

like. badly. like. gotta step away and take a break before continuing badly.

From the branching path alone– the way Smitten reacted to the first disagreement we ever had with the princess. The way he panics, thinking the 'Happily Ever After', is ruined– he had a perfect fantasy prepared for us, and we ruined it. We said it wasn't enough. We… rejected his perfect ending. So he had to take it upon himself to craft a better ending for us–

But he couldn't do it alone, he needs her for that, so he showed her our heart and asked for help–

And. Gosh. Can we just talk about how eerie this chapter feel? It's so bright and yet so. hollow. Empty. Quieter. Realizing Smitten isn't with us just made it worse. Me and my friend started worrying he had actually turned out to be similar to Tower, and for a moment, while talking to the princess, it seemed like it was just that, but… no. He's just doing what we asked for. We asked for a 'Happy Ending', so he gave us that. No matter how much it takes out of him, no matter how much it pains him– we can see the shadows, at first onminous and almost malicious, softens and slouches. He's just as tired as we are, as she is, but– we asked for this, we asked to drag this out, we asked for our 'Good Ending'–

Gosh. And the way Narrator himself starts getting tired of it. Realizes what's happening and– how much it fucking hurts. How painful it is. How empty it feels.

You both feel empty. You say as much, and you both are so tired, and clinging to this 'happily ever after' won't bring you any fulfillment, you just– gotta let go. You gotta let her go.

Not even Narrator tries to stop. He realized just as you did how meaningless eternal happiness is. "There are worse endings than the end of the world," he says. He finally gets it.

And then– THEN

you can finally do what she wanted. And you dance under the stairs.

[dorkus-mcdingus]

SPOILERS FOR THE NBC EVENT BELOW THE CUT

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SKULLY IS DEAD THEORY IS CORRECT?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! NOT ONLY THAT, HE'S AN NRC HISTORICAL FIGURE THAT ATTENDED BEFORE CROWLEY CAME BY!

BROOOO.... That's so sad that he's not remembered and that he's dead. I feel bad for all of the Skully Yumes because he's no longer alive. And here I thought we would have a new recruit for Ramshackle!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! 😭