#gotta get that protein

[wings-of-ink]

To be fair, if someone tried to eat my fingers when I offered a piece of cake, I would think they are very hungry too.

But that's probably my autistic brain.

I think that is perfectly reasonably, honestly.

[petits--oiseaux]

I made my first jars of overnight oats last night - chocolate peanut butter. The texture is tolerable for now but I think I'll get used to it. The flavor is really good! And it definitely keeps me full. I had half of the jar/serving for breakfast and just finished the other as my morning snack. Excited to try more recipes!

[skeletons-in-ur-closet]

dudes. i saw a tiktok about a sugar free gummy worm and why tf did they have 30 grams of fiber a pack

[andreilslovechild]

Dark AU please?

Pt1 Pt2

nathaniel has proven himself to be a good butcher. a good little follower for the main branch and a good bodyguard for Riko. and because of this on occasion, he is called away to do a job for ichirou. the older brother seemed to have a soft spot for the younger redhead and Nathaniel was absolutely one to take advantage of that.

He does it well when hes calls out to kill someone for ichirou. taking his time using his tools to create another beautiful piece of art. The man's screams are music to Nate's ears, and he can't help but smile.

he hums to himself as he works, carving letter after letter, and pattern after pattern into the man's skin. nathaniel didn't know what the man had done, and honestly, he didn't particularly care. hes never been one to have too many morals, and ichirou wouldn't have summoned him if he hadn't done something to make him mad. Nathaniel reflects on this as he works. perhaps he had stolen money? or maybe disobeyed a direct order? he could have tried to kill ichirou...but if that was the case his father likely would have been the one to take care of him. It is possible he could be a rival yakuza member. or mafia member. there are multiple after all. hell, Nathaniel's mom was from one of them!

by the time his musing is finished Nathaniel backs away, admiring his work. and then without a second thought, he turns, leaving the man dead and his blood pooled at his feet, his body a mess of knife points that create a pattern only Nathaniel can see.

on his way back he stops at a store, buying a package of Rikos favourite protein powder. he learned his lesson from the last time. his chest still itches from the healing skin. he hums to himself on the way back to Riko, idly wondering what the future has in store for them.

[missszena]

heket gets to be chubby because to induce famine she actually just takes the food. There's nothing magic about it. A bishop just stole your crops what are you gonna do about? Fight her? Yeah didn't think so.

HONESTLY YEAH

To me Heket is like that one scene in spirited away where No Face is just shredding through absolutely giant servings of food while throwing gold around at the bathhouse workers

Girlie eats good and her feasting rituals were probably absolutely wild

(Also frogs just are like that they will try to swallow your fingers if you let them)

[thrashersasuke]

i hate you greek yogurt i hate you

[zdf]

just ate the fattest burrito of my entire existence

[thawthebeez]

sick and fucking tired of seeing people kagehina-posting to the song I Don't Smoke by Mitski as if any of those lyrics fit them at all. "if you need to be mean be mean to me" and it's always the s2 ep5 fight where hinata is the victim as if that argument was kageyama patronizing hinata and not the two of them having a minor disagreement and hinata ultimately fighting for what he knows is right. "i can take it and put it inside of me" in reference to hinata internalizing any shitty thing that's ever been said to him as if he hasn't been glued to kageyama's side ever since day one when kageyama was calling him a 'klutzy piece of shit' on the regular and not giving a single fuck. "just don't leave me alone wondering where you are" as a form of hinata angst because kageyama went to the world stage, where he definitely won't be found, because his face definitely won't be on the TV screens in restaurants in hinata's new home town because STILL the universe refuses to keep them apart for some fucking reason. hell, if anything that line should be told from kageyama 'i have abandonment issues' tobio's perspective, because at the end of the day HINATA was the one to leave for some foreign country on the other side of the world (but even then, they still most definitely kept contact. like you're crazy if you think that a mere ocean is going to keep them apart). but, yknow, the haikyuu tiktok community just loooooves to demonize tobio any chance they get, because, well, they can't baby the autistic coded character so they gotta make him seem like a horrible person instead! i can't do this anymore .

[raspberryusagi]

Anyone else almost make it a point to watch the week's Dungeon Meshi episode while eating a meal of some kind? Last week and now this week I've been watching at breakfast.

Part of it I'm sure is the Millennial/Gen Z thing of "oh I'm having a meal better put something on to watch." But it just clicked as I watched the opening with half a freezer pancake in my mouth. "Wait, this really is the perfect show to watch while eating." (Well, with some episodes it depends on how strong your stomach is in the face of the more visceral scenes, but ya know)

[bunnihearted]

🍽️😔🎻

[theadventurek9]

Aayla's ideal weight: 43lbs (which is more on lean side)

Aayla at the vet two weeks ago: 47.2lbs

Aayla this morning after having her food reduced for two weeks: 48.4lbs

🙃

[du-hjarta-skulblaka]

Tfw you know toy need to go shopping but The Outside is Loud and Bright and Painful and also you cannot fuckin conceive of what ingredients you need to make meals

[furnace-arden]

so I'm having a hard time eating lately. I'm looking for advice on bland foods. So far I have oatmeal, rice, couscous, chicken nuggets and ramen.

Basically, I want nutrition I can sneak into my body without my stomach getting upset but I'm not really sure what to buy

[youthdecayenjoyer]

so the wound closures were 10 dollars. haven't had to get them since winter and then I could just put it in my coat pocket but it's too warm out and the box was too big for my shorts pockets. still got them bc what else am I supposed to do but damn.

[moony-ghoul]

swiss ghoul morning protein shake recipe:

6 raw eggs

1 cup soy milk

sprinkle of cinnamon

3 cubes of rains frozen cum

[jessaerys]

the only meats i buy from the grocery store nowadays are cold cuts from a brand that's certified humane but this week i got a little bit of pork for the cats (as a treat) and i got sooo sooooo sad thinking about how smart pigs are and how cruel the meat industry is. and although i don't think there's anything wrong with eating meat from animals that have been humanely raised it dawned on me like a brick to the face that becoming vegetarian is inevitable