#and even the people who DO baby tobio are wacky

[thawthebeez]

sick and fucking tired of seeing people kagehina-posting to the song I Don't Smoke by Mitski as if any of those lyrics fit them at all. "if you need to be mean be mean to me" and it's always the s2 ep5 fight where hinata is the victim as if that argument was kageyama patronizing hinata and not the two of them having a minor disagreement and hinata ultimately fighting for what he knows is right. "i can take it and put it inside of me" in reference to hinata internalizing any shitty thing that's ever been said to him as if he hasn't been glued to kageyama's side ever since day one when kageyama was calling him a 'klutzy piece of shit' on the regular and not giving a single fuck. "just don't leave me alone wondering where you are" as a form of hinata angst because kageyama went to the world stage, where he definitely won't be found, because his face definitely won't be on the TV screens in restaurants in hinata's new home town because STILL the universe refuses to keep them apart for some fucking reason. hell, if anything that line should be told from kageyama 'i have abandonment issues' tobio's perspective, because at the end of the day HINATA was the one to leave for some foreign country on the other side of the world (but even then, they still most definitely kept contact. like you're crazy if you think that a mere ocean is going to keep them apart). but, yknow, the haikyuu tiktok community just loooooves to demonize tobio any chance they get, because, well, they can't baby the autistic coded character so they gotta make him seem like a horrible person instead! i can't do this anymore .

[emsvegetables]

“hey!! umm i was wondering if i could get some shirabu, kageyama, yamaguchi, sakusa and tendou domestic bf hcs (if it's too much you can write for just a couple of them!!) hehe 👉👈 - b”

ahhh 🌱 anon!!! ofc ofc i love domestic shit!!!! hope you like this, and i hope i interpreted it correctly <3!!!!

Shirabu:

* HE COOKS FOR YOU

* this man is a GOD in the kitchen.

* he’s amazing at everything, tbh.

* you’ll return home from work one day and you’ll see a literal five-course meal laid out on the dinner table.

* and he’s gently kissing you on the lips to welcome you home!!!

* okay that aside.

* he’s generally a tidy and neat person, so you can make a literal mess in your closet, and when you look back at it, your clothes are all neatly pressed and folded.

* he does SO much in the house.

* you feel kinda bad and you always offer to do the dishes and other chores!!!

* but no, this man will NOT let you touch anything.

* bc he’s a gentleman and he wants you to rest and relax.

* the most that you’ll probably be able to do is wash some dishes, and even then, he’ll be by your side, asking you about your day and washing the dishes with you.

* this man?? a good husband. marry him now.

Kageyama:

* oh GOD

* this man.

* there’s ALWAYS a carton of milk in the fridge at home.

* like. you’ll throw away the empty carton in the trash, and one minute later, another will magically appear in your fridge.

* ):(. Kageyama Tobio.

* sigh

* he also cannot cook to save his life.

* so most of the time you’re either cooking for him, or you’re ordering takeout.

* but he’ll always split things with you!!!

* if you cooked for him? he’s making sure you sit down and relax while he washes the dishes.

* you swept the floor? he’s mopping it.

* you changed the bedsheets? he’s changing the covers of the couch.

* he’s honestly very thankful to have you in his life! and he will make sure to give you what he gets.

* he wakes you up every morning with a soft, lazy kiss pressed onto your cheek as he rolls out of bed, and if you stir and don’t wake up? he’s leaving you to take a quick bath and afterwards, he’s nudging you softly on your thighs to wake you up.

* OH

* and also!!!!

* this guy loves his drinks.

* so every morning, there’s a cup of tea waiting for you by the table after you take your morning bath!!!!!

* most of the time it’s chamomile tea bc he read online that it’s supposed to relax people, but he occasionally makes you green tea too!!!!

* a sweet man who’s a simp for you! that’s it!

Yamaguchi:

* oh this sweet, sweet man.

* he’s so SWEET to you.

* this guy REFUSES to let you do any chores.

* like. he won’t even let you touch the broom.

* NO. you must rest!

* he’ll kiss you on your lips and hug you tightly whenever you return home from work and if he’s already home!!

* bc this guy is secretly an affectionate mf!!!!

* and if you’re already home when he’s back from work??

* he’s dropping his bag and walking quickly to you to hug you tightly and ask you how was your day.

* communication and physical touch is KEY for him.

* so expect him to casually ask you questions during dinner or while you’re lounging on the couch and expect his fingers to skim over your thighs or card through your hair!!!!!

* he’s okay at cooking, and you’re okay at cooking as well, so you guys have a drawn up schedule to decide who would cook on what day!

* he also LOVES to shop for groceries???

* he occasionally returns home with smile on his face, laden with groceries, and you’ll ask him what he got and MAN, he bought all things that weren’t even needed.

* SIGH

* but anyway, this man loves you a Lot, and he has a secret store of snacks hidden somewhere in the house that you can’t find no matter how hard you look and he’ll bring out a snack for you when he knows that you’ve gone through a bad day!

* a wholesome baby, PLEASE LOVE HIM!!!

Sakusa:

* OH THIS GUY

* AHAHAHA I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT IM ABOUT TO SAY

* he’s a clean freak.

* DUDE

* he cannot stand to see your house in a clutter!!!!

* literally every week he sets aside one hour to clean up a cluttered part of the house.

* if you join him, he’ll extend it to three hours bc most of the time he’s softly touching you and pressing soft kisses on the forehead.

* ok. he actually likes touching you!!! bc he thinks you’re cleaner than everyone else AHAHAHAH

* or maybe it’s just his love for you!!

* he likes to cook!!! so he’s always cooking for you!!!

* it’s always healthy meals bc he wants to make sure you’re healthy, and you have the BEG him for mcdonald’s!!!!

* he unwillingly relents bc yes, that’s how much he loves you.

* there’s also a little hand sanitizer by your doorway that he bought so that whenever you come home you can get rid of the germs on your hands!!!!

* and as much as this man loves you, he doesn’t want to touch you if you haven’t got a bath yet.

* if he hasn’t got a bath, or if he feels sweaty, he will join you in the bath ;)

* life with Kiyoomi is generally pretty chill :D!!!! apart from the fact he LOVES to clean. so that’s that AHAHAH

Tendou:

* EKEKRODIDOEOE

* your apartment is full of random shit that Tendou brought home.

* AHAHAH its mostly Shounen Jump figurines and you’re like, Satori, ily, but WHAT?

* he just grins and kisses you every time you say that.

* ):(

* tbh Tendou’s a little bit of a lazy shit, he doesn’t really do housework unless you ask him to.

* if you ask him to, he’ll grin at you and he like,” only if you do it with me.”

* so you guys have a little bit of chore time every weekend where Tendou will play all those anime soundtracks and twirl you around the room AHAHAH

* you need to wake him up every morning for work ):(

* he likes to sleep in and when you tap him on the shoulder to wake up, he just pulls you back onto the bed and hugs you tight against him.

* you always fall back asleep bc of that, and he made you late for work 11 TIMES!!!!

* let me tell you, he’s going to BINGE WATCH so many shows.

* NOT EVEN KIDDING

* sometimes you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and you’ll realise he’s not beside you and you’ll head to the living room to realise...he’s watching stuff again.

* “Satori?” you’ll say, and he’ll turn to grin at you.

* “hey, babe, come here.”

* and then he’ll walk over to pull you beside him to watch the show he’s watching with him AHAHAH

* life with Mr Tendou Satori is WACKY AND FULL OF CRACK but you love him!!!!