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baronessblixen · 1 year
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Football (soccer) is such a beautiful sport, but some people play it so fucking dirty.
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yousaythatsooften · 2 months
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I'm a Gemini. I don't know if you have the weird fortune of knowing or loving one, but I'm here to tell you: we'll try to talk you out of it. It's not the best idea.
For example: we're currently staying in a hotel. This makes it about 2 months in hotels. I don't have any money, so I've been trusting my trusty moron to make these arrangements (I know I shouldn't bitch!) And each time he's told me that he's been honest with the hotel, they know that we have our 2 little cats with us and we're paying for it, everything is fine, right?
Wrong! This Goat has lied to me each time!! My nerves are so finished and I am all nerves. I'm wanting to turn myself into the oklahoma police about lying about my cats, just to get it over with, y'know? And y'all probably don't want to know anything about our prisons...I really don't. But my guts can't take this anymore and it. Is. Not. Gluten! You brain-forsaken fool! It's the stress of depending on your ass, and lying isn't cool. Ever.
I don't care if it hurts. I want to have control. Not a perfect body. Just over my own soul!
St. Peter better know it's going to be a table (or spaceship) for one...
(I tend to rhyme when I have a hard time)
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Well, i do have some ideas that i was excited about seeing how good you do them. But I don't think it is related to valentine. Is that okay?
-sal
i'd love to take a knack at the challenge, show me what you got👀👀
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It would be so funny if, instead of recording a heartfelt message, Jason just called Bruce a bitch one last time
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donelywell · 2 months
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February 29- March 2 2024
The first time Sonic went Super in Road Trip wasn't exactly as stunning to Tails as other au's and stories.
Tails is like maybe 5 here (I'm not actually that organized on the timeline for this au yet, I'm getting there though, things are getting in order.) and he wasn't forced to grow up and be a hero in this au. So he's a bit more childish than canon Tails because he doesn't feel as pressured to mature and grow up fast. Plus, he genuinely thinks Sonic is going to die and this is the last time he see's him, so tears are bound to come down.
Part 1
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cloud-ya · 7 days
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filling paleo pines' dino templates with proud amethyst color scheme for species that don't have it (so basically all of them besides like, two), as self-indulgence
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sleepy-light · 7 months
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Shhh they are talking about fnaf
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ratatatastic · 19 days
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"good play" "they're wasting time there!" "gotta go quick gotta go quick"
a river of gold flows from his mouth
edmonton oilers @ florida panthers game 1 | 6.8.24
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hyakunana · 5 months
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Sacrificing my free time of the evening to see how Tav the Dracomonk and her squad look like in my (sketchy) style
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deoidesign · 7 days
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oouuuuuuu I love my guyyyy ohhhhh I love himmmm I love drawing him 100 million times every single day
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hajihiko · 2 years
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sometimes you just gotta hide under the blankets 🤷‍♂️
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oxygenpdf · 3 months
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People taking the jokes about the cool-down room seriously on TikTok [and even here], is the funniest thing ever. I can almost 90% guarantee the comments made are jokes. At least from my side they are.
I don’t hate Carlos, in fact, the cool down room wasn’t even awkward. It was just that segment of the video was hilarious. Of course Max and Checo don’t hate Carlos, they’re all exhausted and hardly talk in general. They picked up a hefty conversation right afterwards.
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wikitpowers · 2 months
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WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME?!??
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i am actually losing my shit what the hell
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fullmoondelinquent · 2 months
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Jammers when the item isn't pink, conventionally useful, or doesn't have potential rare qualities
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lovecolibri · 2 months
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911: *Basically only uses Buddie karaoke for promo for three weeks then cuts it from the episode*
Everyone on their social media pages:
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