#gotta calm down

[animentality]

come over and I will purr for you

uh oh.

I started something I should not have.

[baronessblixen]

Football (soccer) is such a beautiful sport, but some people play it so fucking dirty.

[donoteatwingsoutapussy]

When you bust so good and it leaves you feeling all soft and nice inside

Artist credit is DanielCalmDown

[yousaythatsooften]

I'm a Gemini. I don't know if you have the weird fortune of knowing or loving one, but I'm here to tell you: we'll try to talk you out of it. It's not the best idea.

For example: we're currently staying in a hotel. This makes it about 2 months in hotels. I don't have any money, so I've been trusting my trusty moron to make these arrangements (I know I shouldn't bitch!) And each time he's told me that he's been honest with the hotel, they know that we have our 2 little cats with us and we're paying for it, everything is fine, right?

Wrong! This Goat has lied to me each time!! My nerves are so finished and I am all nerves. I'm wanting to turn myself into the oklahoma police about lying about my cats, just to get it over with, y'know? And y'all probably don't want to know anything about our prisons...I really don't. But my guts can't take this anymore and it. Is. Not. Gluten! You brain-forsaken fool! It's the stress of depending on your ass, and lying isn't cool. Ever.

I don't care if it hurts. I want to have control. Not a perfect body. Just over my own soul!

St. Peter better know it's going to be a table (or spaceship) for one...

(I tend to rhyme when I have a hard time)

[bubbarnes]

“... was I even in that many projects? I guess I'm pretty old now.”

[no-i-will-not-shut-up]

anxious

[vander-affectionate]

Well, i do have some ideas that i was excited about seeing how good you do them. But I don't think it is related to valentine. Is that okay?

-sal

i'd love to take a knack at the challenge, show me what you got👀👀

[paintedcrows]

Human Bill! I wanna put him in a microwave

Bonus-ish: Really liked the flats on this one!

[wynnyfryd]

morning person steve making night owl eddie breakfast but he won’t stop making stupid egg puns

steve: i could do some scrambled eds…

eddie: steve.

steve: eds over easy, maybe some poached eds…

eddie: steve i beg of you

steve: got it!

eddie: …

steve: eds benedict 😊

eddie: i want a divorce

[cloud-ya]

filling paleo pines' dino templates with proud amethyst color scheme for species that don't have it (so basically all of them besides like, two), as self-indulgence

[sapphosclosefriend]

I can't keep this to myself anymore this specific picture is so aaaahhh ugh-Idk-I-dear looooooord I can't even describe what I'm feeling like GIRL WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME LATELY

[donelywell]

February 29- March 2 2024

The first time Sonic went Super in Road Trip wasn't exactly as stunning to Tails as other au's and stories.

Tails is like maybe 5 here (I'm not actually that organized on the timeline for this au yet, I'm getting there though, things are getting in order.) and he wasn't forced to grow up and be a hero in this au. So he's a bit more childish than canon Tails because he doesn't feel as pressured to mature and grow up fast. Plus, he genuinely thinks Sonic is going to die and this is the last time he see's him, so tears are bound to come down.

Part 1

[scattered-under-moonlight]

[monotone-artist]

hello please click images for better quality oh my god tumblr whyy

[id in alt]

maria shows shadow how to play dress-up (she's always wanted to do it with someone else)

thank u @fly-sky-high-09 for the request, i had a lot of fun with this hehe

[royaltea000]

YO! Being a drawing, what’s there to be afraid of!

[sleepy-light]

Shhh they are talking about fnaf