#lmao steve’s like ‘you gotta stop telling people that dude i’m gonna have to find a new roommate to get the rumor mill to calm down’
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wynnyfryd · 1 month ago
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morning person steve making night owl eddie breakfast but he won’t stop making stupid egg puns
steve: i could do some scrambled eds…
eddie: steve.
steve: eds over easy, maybe some poached eds…
eddie: steve i beg of you
steve: got it!
eddie: …
steve: eds benedict 😊
eddie: i want a divorce
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leetotters · 3 years ago
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could you do a peter parker x reader where she can control her hair? and it can be any length she wants but prefers the length mid thigh and its and its unbreakable? so like fury asks if anyone in the team knows anyone they could recruit and he suggests her and all the avengers go meet her at a tailors shop she owns while she's cleaning and she shows her powers? please and if you do it, thank you
note: i hope you meant the powers to be reader's hair bc that's what i used it as lmao. also i used the gif because this is kinda how rocket got smacked with your hair. thank you for requesting<3
warnings: kissing, curse words
peter parker x reader
summary: something like request^
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The swooshing of the broom and the melody of a random song played through the speakers of your tailor shop while you swept the floor. The small lengths of wool and silk thread tangling on the broom bristles as you scooped it up. The racks and unwanted pieces of cloth laid on the marble floor making you let out a sigh of exhaustion.
A knock on your glass showcase window made you jump. The movement making your hair disentangle from the neat twist plait. You lowly cursed as your hair touched the floor, the belly laugh behind the window noted you that your bestfriend was the person responsible for your little mishap.
"Couldn't you ring the bell like a normal person!" You annoyingly exclaimed, closing your eyes and controlling your hair to stop at mid-thigh length. Your preferred length. You picked your broom up and teasingly shook your head when Peter told you open the door. "I think I'm gonna leave you outside tonight, just for scarring the life out of me and my hair."
You resumed your previous activity, counting the numbers in your head until you heard the lock on your ceiling window open. The sound of Peter's displeased voice and childish complains filling your storage room.
"Can't keep me outside Y/L/N, I'll always find a way." He proudly dusted his shirt, taking the scoop from your hand while you grabbed the racks and placed them in your extra closet.
"Thanks to your super spidey powers." You teased, thanking him when he returned the dustpan. "Anyway, why are you here?" You inquired, curious why your best friend decided to stop by your little, tailor shop.
"Well I- wait," Peter scrunched his brows. "Can I not drop by to visit my bestfriend?" He sassed, hand on his hip giving you a quizzing look.
"Oh please Peter, you only stop by when you need something." You remarked, returning a pointed stare before you began to reorganize the formal wear you were currently adapting. "And that something is usually to stitch those huge ass holes in your spidey suit."
Peter didn't respond immediately, because you were right. He did stop by your shop for you to mend his suit. Because one, he loved your company. And two, you were the only person who knew his secret other than the avengers, Ned and MJ.
"Fine! fine!," He huffed. Not so discreetly looking over his shoulder as if he was giving someone a signal. "You're right-"
"I always am Parker." You boasted, using the ends of your hair to move the sewing machine and pins to there rightful place.
"Yeah- okay, but I really came to tell you life changing news!" Peter amazed, a gasp leaving his lips when he saw the movement of your hair. It never ceased to amaze him how your hair was basically magical. Being able to move stuff with your command, grow at whatever length you wanted, heal others and even be unbreakable. Epic, really.
"And what is this so great news-"
The words didn't leave your lips properly as your tailor shop entry door was suddenly yanked open. Your door handle and lock was surely broken, at the loud eerie sound of a metal crunching noise.
"Get out of my way Tony!" Stephen scowled.
"Shut it wizard dude, I'm the leader here not you." Tony rolled his eyes, removing the pair of expensive shades from his face.
"Since when? Fury sent all of us Tony." Rhodey said, dusting his shoulder.
"I wonder how much she makes in this shop, not much I bet." Steve scrunched his face, eyeing your little shop.
"Did we really have to bring Groot?" Clint groaned, flicking baby Groot off of his shoulder when he tried to grab one of his arrows.
"He's a baby, Clint. We can't leave him at the compound alone." Gamora remarked, tickling Groot's tree stomach as she picked him up.
"Okay if she does joins us, we will have to ask her to design new clothing! Look at this!." Wanda marveled, showing off the mid thigh silk dress.
"I should get this for the recruiting party Tony is planning for her." Natasha thought out loud.
"What the fuck!" You yelled, glaring at the talkative avengers standing before you. Looking mighty and high as always. "I just fixed that lock dude!" You whined, sighing gallingly when you saw the chunk of metal by Thor's feet. "You're repairing my lock, hammer man."
"Ah yes, I will have the Man of Iron restore your brittle lock Lady.."
"Y/N."
"Lady Y/N." Thor smiled.
Peter let out a small chuckle, rubbing the back of his ear and looking at you sheepishly. "Surprise?"
"Surprise my ass Parker! Why are the avengers in my tailor shop and why is this raccoon trying to cut my hair?!" You moved your hair with your mind, smacking the animal avenger with your y/h/c locks.
"Woah, did she just-" Bucky froze, mouth agape.
"Control her hair to hit Rocket, yeah." Peter Quill laughed at his co guardian misfortune.
"Okay her hair is very much un- unbreakable," Rocket coughed out, holding his stomach. "And strong."
"I am Groot." ˢʰᵉ'ˢ ᵃ ᵇᵃᵈᵃˢˢ
"You can not say that word Groot, but I do agree with you." Gamora smirked, finger bumping the cute tree.
You were mad, really fuming. You spent two hours cleaning and by the looks of it you'll have to do it a second time. So yeah, you wanted an explanation.
"Okay don't get upset." Peter spoke calmly. Holding his hand out and gesturing towards the superheroes infront of you, who had the same impressed expression on their fanciable faces.
"This is the life changing thing I was talking about," He paused with a smile. "You're joining the Avengers!"
"What?" You were officially bamboozled, with everything. One minute you were simply tidying your shop and next, half of the avengers are occupying your shop. Quarreling and interfering with your stuff.
And not to ignore the fact that your best friend just blurted out four questionable words to you.
"You're going to be an Avenger, Rapunzel." Tony repeated, strutting to you with short steps. "If you want to of course, sidey here told us your hair power thingy and though I was a little iffy about it at the beginning, it looks like your power is truly powerful." Tony patted your shoulder. Looking over at Rocket, who was being assisted by Drax.
"As much as I would like to say it's an honor to be in your presence," You said. Controlling your hair to grow back at mid-thigh. "Why?" You faced Peter, inquiring him with the plain word.
Peter shrugged, giving you a bashful look. "Fury asked if we knew anyone who could be recruited, and without thought I suggested you." He sighed, feeling completely awful for the situation he put you in.
"And I know, I should've asked you first but I know how much you adore helping others and the money here isn't enough for your college tuition Y/N." Peter ignored the awkward silence in the room that was loud seconds ago before continuing. "I thought this would be a way to assist you."
You physically softened at his words. He was too kind and caring for his own good. You could never be upset with this idiot boy.
"I'm sorry-"
Peter didn't finish. His apology was muffled by your lips pressed deeply to his frowny pink ones. He was slighty awestruck, the feeling of your lips were breathtaking. He swore he could kiss you forever. His hands found your waist pulling you in closer, even including a little tongue movement inside your mouth.
As if reality kicked in, a teasing 'ohhh' sound came from a few avengers. Causing you to shyly pull away from Peter, who loudly groaned at the lost contact of your plump lips.
"Looks like Spidey is getting a little too handsy." Sam quipped, chuckling when Peter told him to shut it and hid his face in the crook of your neck.
"So is this a yes?" Peter hopefully asked.
You feigned ponder. "Yes."
Peter pecked your lips, mumbling a short 'yay' attempting to deepen the kiss.
"That's enough smooching spiderling." Steve uttered, obviously not enjoying the PDA.
A beeping sound came from Tony's watch altering the team about an upcoming mission.
"Looks like we gotta go," Tony spoke with a serious voice before turning to you. "Glad to have you on the team Rapunzel."
"It's Y/N." You corrected.
"Okay, I'll send some people by tomorrow to pick up your stuff. See ya soon, Rapunzel." Tony winked, exiting your tailor shop.
"He's not gonna give that up." Peter laughed, tucking a loose strand of hair behind your ear.
"I oddly don't mind." You responded, waving bye to the others. "Thank you Pete."
Peter grinned. "I didn't quite hear that, say it a little louder baby."
"Thank you mister Parker." You kissed his lips, playfully rolling your eyes. But you weren't that distracted to miss Thor stealthily trying to leave your shop.
"Hey hammer God! Don't forget to fix my lock."
"I will have Stark right on it Lady Rapunzel!"
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zodiyack · 5 years ago
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Billy Hargrove VS The World
Pairing: Billy Hargrove x reader Scott Pilgrim Vs The World AU (See note!)
Warnings: 7 exes that would love to kill Billy, violence, swearing, soft!Billy, I guess two sexual references since it’s Billy we’re talking about, smut mention but no smut, making out, SPOLIERS!, and cheesy pirate Patel
Words: 4947
Note: This is a Scott Pilgrim Vs The World AU because I love that movie and it would be interesting to write an AU involving that. Also this is a multiple part story due to all 7 exes and the battles. One ex per post! (maybe) I’m sorry for the unoriginal title lmao
By the way, yes. There is dialogue from the movie. That is in and going to be in this miniseries. As I said, I love this movie and I think most of the dialogue was funny, plus it is semi important to the story. And the exes are the same people from the movie. Sorry if you don’t like that.
o/o/y/f/c = One of Your Favorite Color(s)
Bold = Words From The Movie (that appear on the screen, if you’ve watched it, then you know what I’m talking about)
Italics with apostrophes = Billy’s thoughts (and Matthew’s thoughts but only once)
Italic = Used for a few different things, mainly enthusiasm/emphasis on words
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Masterlist | Stranger Things Masterlist
link to the soundtrack on youtube ‘cause why not (a few will be in here I guess)
Part 1. Part 2. Part 3. Part 4. Part 5 and 6. Part 7.
“Look.”
Tommy pointed to the new girl. Finally, some fresh meat for Billy. Or Tommy, whichever one thought of her first. Billy finally grew bored of the girls at school, he waited for one that was newer. Fresher. Cuter.
There she was. Her unnatural o/o/y/f/c hair sat on her shoulders. Roller-blades on her feet, her torso clothed in a shirt covered with a hoodie and another jacket. Her bag hung by her side, headphone strings leaving it and connecting to the headphones on her head. She didn’t look like most girls. Billy had seen most of them, and none had looked as breathtaking nor interesting as her. Before either teens could walk over to her, a boy around their age walked in front of them. She was gone when he moved.
“Weird...”
“I hear she’ll be at Tina’s party tonight.” Carol noticed the boy’s fascination with the new kid, sharing it. “We should go, it’ll give you the chance to learn more about her, Billy.”
“We’ll see.” He brushed off his thoughts about the odd girl, her choice of hair color and clothing, and her headphones that caused her mental absence from the world. Billy turned and walked away, continuing with the rest of his day.
. . .
Billy was stopped by Tina. She asked him how the party was going and if he needed anything.
“Hey Tina, you know everyone, right?”
“Yeah. Pretty much.” She let out a small laugh. Billy didn’t know whether it was fake or genuine.
“Do you know this one girl with hair...” He grabbed a pen the same color as the new girl’s hair color, quickly drawing a horrible doodle of the girl’s hair. “Like this?”
“Yes, that’s Y/n L/n.” Tina took a sip of her drink, “Someone said she was gonna be here tonight actually.”
Billy’s hand that held the drawing went down quickly, his head snapping to the side and his eyes searching for Y/n. “What?”
“Oh Billy, you got the hots for her or something? I’ve gotta tell you though, I hear she’s a little hardcore-” Tina had looked down mid-sentence and when she looked back up Billy was gone. She turned her head with confusion.
Meanwhile, Billy was now walking through the crowd in search of his unique looking crush. His eyes and head shifted when he couldn’t see her, switching from left and right with each step he took. He didn’t blink, afraid that he’d miss her if he did. After many turns of his head and movements of his eyes, he finally spotted her. His hand clenched the red solo cup, squeezing it until it was crumpled and disfigured.
He slid along the wall, stopping when his body was right next to hers. He faced her, his body turned slightly so that she knew she had his full attention.
“Hey, what’s up?”
She turned her head to him for a second, facing forwards again and replying with, “Nothing.” before taking a sip from her cup.
“Hey you know swimming?”
“I know of it.” She took another sip, still not facing him.
He rambled on about the breast stroke and how he could teach her. Billy took notice of her silence, looking up to see that she was facing him with no emotion visible. 
“That’s amazing.” Her reply was just as her face was; emotionless and dull.
“Uhm...” He looked down. No girl could make Billy nervous. By now, he’d have them a blushing mess, begging for him to do whatever he’d like. So now that the new girl, on the first day she’d ever met him, just somehow managed to make him regret every word he said, he thought he’d gone soft. “Am I dreaming?” Her eyebrows furrowed with confusion and another emotion Billy couldn’t quite think of. However, it was enough to make him regret speaking once more. “I’ll leave you alone forever now...”
“Thanks.”
And Then
He Stalked Her
Until She
Left
The Party
“Dude!”
He grabbed Tommy’s shoulder, spinning him around.
“What?”
“She’s totally real!”
“Who?”
“Y/n L/n.” His gaze went elsewhere. Billy then speeded off to find Tina. “Dude!” She made a face at Billy’s sudden approach, but let him speak. “What do you know about Y/n L/n?”
“All I know is that she’s (ethnicity).”
His sudden dramatic and demanding of knowledge persona swapped to dreamy, just as it had when he said her name to Tommy. “(ethnicity)...”
“Why don’t you go talk to Sandra and Monique, they know more about her.” Tina’s head nodded to two blond women laughing in a doorway. Billy rushed to them.
“Lady-dudes. What do you know about Y/n L/n?”
Sandra spoke up first, “I heard she has a boyfriend.” Monique confirmed her knowledge, “Mhm, yes. Left him back in New York.”
Billy felt a bit annoyed, but still wanted to know more. “Yeah yeah yeah...What else?”
He asked other people, earning all kinds of different responses.
“I heard she kicks all kinds of ass.”
“She’s on...another level!”
“She has men dying at her feet!”
“She’s got some battle scars dude.”
“What about Y/n L/n?!” Robin asked, semi full of annoyance for her old friend.
“You know her? Tell me now.”
“She just moved here, got a job at the mall, comes into my work.”
“Does she really?” His tone was dreamy again.
A girl put her arm around Robin, “didn’t you say she just broke up with someone?”
“Did she really?”
“They had uh...huge fight or whatever?”
“Did they really?”
Robin slapped the other girl’s arm off of her. “Yes! But I didn’t want Billy to know that, Kate!”
“Yeah...I don’t know what it is about that girl-”
“Billy, I forbid you from hitting on Y/n! Even if you haven’t had a real girlfriend in over a year or whatever.”
Billy’s daydreaming halted to a stop. He let out a scoff and turned away.
“Hey, woah woah woah, my man Billy’s got all kinds of girls...he’s totally getting with an older girl sometime, right?” Tommy couldn’t keep his big mouth shut, as usual.
“Getting with an older girl or multiple girls is not having a real girlfriend.”
“She’s got a point.” Kate wrapped her arm around Robin again.
“I thought you guys weren’t friends anymore?”
Robin slapped away Kate again. “I don’t want you scaring off one of my old friends now that she’s in town, Billy. We all know you’re a lady-killer-wannabe-jerky-jerk.”
“That’s completely untrue.”
“That time with Lisa?”
“That was a misunderstanding.”
“That time with Holly?”
“That wasn’t what it looked like.”
“That time you dumped Faith for-”
“Okay me and Faith are all good now, right?” He turned to where the girl Robin had mentioned stood. Her cup was in her hands and her face was blank with wide eyes. She looked traumatized. Billy turned back to Robin.
“Whatever! Y/n’s just out of your league, let’s just leave it at that. Besides, I’m not even sure she had a big break up. She keeps mentioning some guy named Gideon.”
“Yeah, I don’t know what it is about that girl-”
“FORGET IT BILLY!”
. . .
“What’s this?”
“I don’t know, it’s a letter for you dumbass. Read it.”
Billy grunted and took the letter from his father, tearing it open and allowing his eyes to scan the page slowly. He mumbled the words as he read them. It was only Max and him in the room, so it couldn’t do much harm. “Dear Mr. Hargrove, it has come to my attention that we will be fighting soon. My name is Matthew Patel and blah blah blah blah...fair warning, mono e mono, 7 evil blah blah... This is... This is... This is-”
Max grew annoyed with her older brother. “What?!?”
“This is borrrinnnggg. Get rid of thisss.” He threw the letter into the recycling and walked up the stairs to his room. “Hey Max?” For once, he didn’t care about being an ass to the redheaded girl. He had a plan, and he needed her as an excuse to leave the house.
“What is it?”
“Wanna go to the mall?”
“For real?” Of course, he couldn’t tell her. “Let me get my wallet and I’ll meet you in the car!”
. . .
“Hello. Robin tells me you ordered this ice cream but left before she could give it to you, so here.” The ice cream that she handed him was indeed abandoned when he heard Steve say that Y/n was in the mall and would be hanging around Scoops soon. “You gonna take it? Ooor-”
“Hi, I was thinking about asking you out but then I realized how stupid that would be...so do you wanna go out sometime?”
“Um no, that’s okay. You can just pay for this, alright?”
“You don’t remember me, do you? We met at the party the other day.”
“Were you the swim guy?”
“Nooooooooo, not even. That was some total ass...I was the...other guy.”
“You know you need to take this and pay for it?”
“But if I do, you’ll leave.”
“Yeah. It’s how it works.”
“Okay well maybe, do you wanna hang out sometime? Get to know each other? You’re the new kid on the block...right, I’ve lived here...for a while so there are reasons...for you to hang out with me.”
A short pause was shared between the two. Y/n’s eyes glanced up to Billy’s with an eyebrow raised. He didn’t know why he felt desperate, but this girl was making him feel different.
“You want me to hang out with you?”
“Um...” He looked down shyly, but quickly looked back up to her face. “Yeah, if that’s cool...” His tough demeanor seemed to flee whenever she was present.
“If I say yes, will you take and pay for your damn ice cream?”
He snatched the ice cream from her and tossed it over his shoulder and into the garbage can behind him effortlessly, taking out the money needed and handing it to her. “So yeah, eight o’clock?”
So Yeah ( . . . )
“Why’re you just standing there?”
“Dude, I’m totally waiting on you.” Y/n turned to Billy, her hands tucked into the pockets of her hoodie. Billy didn’t know whether she looked offended or confused.
“Oh...I’m sorry, I just assumed you were too cool to be here on time...” In other words, he assumed she was like him. If you were at Tina’s party, then you were bound to be somewhat of a “cool kid” or a rebel or anything remotely relating to popularity. Then again, Tina loved handing out invites.
“Well. You assumed wrong.”
They walked in the chilly weather. Small talk slowly formed and they tried their best to get to know each other just as Billy had suggested. His nervousness didn’t leave him around her, and he was glad that no one else from school was there to see him make a fool of himself. ‘You’re just gonna get lucky and then leave her like the rest of them.’ No matter how many times he told himself that, he was too interested in Y/n. His felt something he wasn’t sure he had ever actually felt.
“So, how’d you end up in Hawkins?” Crap. He wasn’t even sure he could get to like him. Let alone be his snack of the week.
“Just needed to escape I guess...”
“Oh yeah.” He knew exactly how she felt. Or at least what he thought she meant by it.
“I got this job here and Gideon always said Hawkins was one of the cool places, so.”
Now Billy felt the need to ask the question that had been bugging him since Robin brought it up. “Is Gideon...your boyfriend?” It had been bothering him and filling him with a small amount of disappointment and worry.
“He’s...a friend.” Her gaze strayed away.
“Was he your boyfriend?”
She looked hurt. Hurt and uncomfortable. “Do you mind if I don’t get into that right now?” Y/n turned and walked to the swing set in front of them.
“Uh- it’s so not interesting to me...” 
Y/n kept walking, Billy joining her and attempting to not bother her any more than he had already done. She took notice and initiated conversation so that he wouldn’t feel as awkward and guilty, “What about you, what do you do?”
“Oh, I’m in between jobs at the moment.”
“Between what and what?” She moved in front of the swing and sat down as Billy started talking. He did the same but his movements were still shy and cautious.
“Well my last job was...a long story, filled with sighs.”
“I know plenty of those.” Billy took the opportunity to check on Y/n. His face slowly looked over to hers, which was looking up and admiring the sky.
“Is that why you left New York?” 
She looked in front of her, furrowing her eyebrows and nodding, “Pretty much. Just time to head somewhere a little more chilled.”
A cold breeze swept past the two. It was incredible timing.
“Well it’s certainly chilled here!” The wind gave Billy the perfect opportunity to try and lift the mood. A smile rested on his face, his joke seemed like one of the funniest things in the world seeing as Y/n had that same smile.
“Yeah...”
“It’s chilled as in cold...” Oh no. ‘Why the fuck am I so awkward?”
“Yeah.” ‘Oh dear god she noticed.’
The two decided to swing a bit more. With the conversation at a pause, that was honestly probably needed, Y/n and Billy swung their legs back and forth. competition started. They both tried to see who could go higher, Y/n won and smiled slightly while Billy smiled and chuckled with accepting defeat.
After they finished their fun, Billy and Y/n hopped off the swings for a finale. They continued their conversation afterwards, light droplets of rain mixed with small snowflakes falling over their heads.
“It’s ridiculous. Isn’t it like September?”
“No...but it doesn’t snow much in Indiana...ya know, I can barely see you?” His leather jacket was suddenly not projecting as much warmth as he normally would have anticipated. “This whole thing is an unmitigated disaster.”
“I think ‘Act Of God’ is a pretty decent excuse for a lousy date.”
Billy stopped in his tracks. A sneaky signature smirk crept onto his face and his usual attitude made an appearance. “So this a date, eh?”
She stopped as well and turned. “Did I say date?” He nodded. “Slip of the tongue.”
“Tongue.”
“Anyway, nights not over yet...” She turned back to where they were originally facing, “and there’s a thingy over here somewhere.”
“Thingy?”
Once again, she turned her head towards him. “A door.” She turned it back, yet again, but this time there was a door in front of them. Odd. She nodded her head over to it in a beckoning way. “Come on.”
Billy took her hand and was dragged by her over to the mysterious door.
Y/n Come Closer ( . . . )
Y/n took off her shoes and looked up at Billy. He sat at her dining room table, staring at her with awe and adoration. Y/n broke the silence and walked over to her cupboard. “What kind of tea do you want?”
He didn’t know why he took his jacket off. His arms were cradling themselves as one would when they were cold. And he was cold. “There’s more than one kind?”
She opened the cupboard. “We have,” she inhaled. “Blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepytime, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla almond, white truffle, blueberry caramel, vanilla walnut, constant comment annnnnd...earl gray.”
When her sentence was finished, Y/n turned to face a wide eyed Billy. “Did you make some of those up?”
She reached into the cupboard and pulled out a box, “I think I’ll have sleepytime.”
“That sounds good to me...”
She made the tea and set it on the table. Billy’s position didn’t go unnoticed by her, “Want me to get you a blanket?” Her eyebrows were raised with amusement.
“That would actually be...awesome.”
Y/n walked away into her room. A few minutes passed. More minutes. Billy was almost done with his tea. He wondered where she went. He wondered why she was taking so long. Billy decided to go into her room and check on her, making a grunt-like wheeze.
Facing her closet, she was taking off her shirt. Upon hearing him, she turned and raised her arms. “Dude I’m changing.” She didn’t seem bothered by the fact that he just walked in on her while he bra was the only thing covering her chest. 
Billy let out a small, “Ah, sorry!” and covered his eyes. “I’m just cold...”
“Here. That help?”
“Yeah...that’s very warm...What is that?” His hands slowly left his face. “Oh- kaaay...” Y/n was standing right in front of him with a cheeky grin on her lips. He leaned in and kissed her. It was finally happening. Their lips danced together, it felt like they had rehearsed the dance for so long yet in reality they were very new to each other.
The make out session with Y/n was all it took to break Billy. He was in love and he couldn’t deny it. As their passion turned rough and intense, he thought of how happy he felt and how he wouldn’t normally feel that with a girl.
They finally pulled away. Billy’s arms were around Y/n and one of her hands was on his shoulder, her arms laying loosely, and her other was clutching his side under his arm.
“Were you just gonna...bring the blanket from your bed?”
“I guess...” Her voice was soft, unlike her previous dead tone. Billy managed to shatter her “hardcore” exterior with a simple make out session. Or so he thought, if you asked anyone what they thought, they’d say Y/n managed to break him within their first conversation and then decided to let him in after touching her lips to his.
“Maybe we should...both get under it...since we’re both so cold...”
“What about our tea?”
Of course. The tea. Billy didn’t give a fuck about the tea. “I can...not have tea.”
The night went on with passion and...lust. They stripped down to their underwear and continued making out on Y/n’s bed. At some point they got under the blankets and Y/n leaned over Billy to continue their rough kissing. When it was “just about to get good”, Y/n pulled away from Billy.
“I changed my mind.”
“...changed it from what?”
“I don’t want to have sex with you Hargrove.” She moved over beside Billy, laying on his arm and snuggling into his side. “Not right now.”
Another, “Oooh- kay?” escaped Billy’s mouth. As usual, he didn’t know if he should feel hurt, angered or just plain okay with it. He longed for Y/n. She was his addiction, better than any drug. In his mind, he made the exception; feel bad about it later, stay with her for now.
“It’s not like I’m gonna send you home in this weather or anything, you can sleep in my bed. And I reserve the right to change my mind about the sex later.” At least he had a chance.
“This is...nice. Just this...” He was referencing their semi-cuddling forms. “It’s been like, a really long time so I think I needed this...whatever it is so...thank you.”
Y/n leaned over and kissed his cheek, “You’re welcome.” He wrapped his arms around her when she wrapped one of her arms around his neck.
. . .
Billy and his basketball team were just having some harmless fun. It was a game, and school was out for the day. No one could do anything bad, right? Wrong.
Read to show off, Billy brought the new girl to the gym. Max was dragged along since Billy was her ride home. He and his team were horribly distracted by the pretty girl now known as Billy’s first official girlfriend. Scowls and mean looks were given to Y/n by the other girls at school, purely out of jealousy. This morning, Y/n was walked down the hall of Hawkins’ high under Billy’s arm, wolf whistles and more sounded around them.
A weird looking guy stormed into the room, “MR. HARGROVE. IT IS I, MATTHEW PATEL. CONSIDER OUR FIGHT,” Y/n looked horrified. She was pale and breathing unsteadily. The guy who had announced himself to be Matthew moved his head slightly, nodding his hair out of his face. “BEGUN!”
He ran at Billy. ‘What is this kid on?�� Time felt like it was moving in slow motion. “What did I do...?” His voice was slow. He really was moving in slow motion. “What do I do...” Matthew launched himself into the air with his fist raised. He aimed himself to punch at Billy.
Tommy gripped the shoulders of the boys next to him, leaning forward and yelling with entertainment. “Fight!”
Billy’s eyebrows furrowed. His fists clenched. He threw the basket ball to the side and shifted to a fighting stance. He blocked Matthew’s punch with his arm and reversed their roles. He swung his fist at Matthew’s face, somehow knocking him to the side of the room. Tommy, Max and Y/n’s eyes widened, as well as everyone else’s in the room.
Matthew still refused to give up. He jumped in front of Billy, “Alright! Alright...”
Max yelled from the bleachers. “Watch out!” They all turned to her. “It’s that one guy.”
“Ha!” Matthew smiled mischievously and ran at Billy again. Sadly, some people just don’t learn from their mistakes. Billy threw an uppercut to Matthews chin, sending him flying to the back of the room. Billy got in some extra punches while Matthew was still down. The two landed in front of each other, most of the people in the gym now gathered around them.
Matthew blew dust off his shoulders and turned to Billy before laughing a laugh that could’ve been mistaken for a villain’s. They started to circle each other, Mathew taking a step to the left and Billy taking a step to the right, “Well well well...you’re quite the opponent.” His neck moved left and then moved back to the right after each syllable when he said, “Hargrove.”
“Who the hell are you anyway?”
“My name,” he swung his right arm up into the air, his left clenched in a fist that met his collar bone. “is Matthew Patel! And I’m Y/n’s FIRST,” Matthew lifted his pointer finger on his left hand and moved his arm to the side. He moved his fingers so that his pinky, ring and middle fingers were out, his thumb and pointer finger touching so that the tips were smooshed together. He turned back to Billy, “evil ex boyfriend.” His shoulders moved up and down one at a time when he said boyfriend. When his hand went down, he let out a growl.
“Her what?” Everyone’s heads turned to Y/n.
She turned to Max and the other people on the right of her. Y/n nervously smiled, “Anyone need a drink?”
A fight initiated between the two boys, fists and feet being used. The grunts coming from both males were loud. Surely, at least one of them would have bruises after this.
Max made a face of massive confusion, looking around for any clues of the situation. Her older brother kept fighting the abnormal kid. After a few more swings, Billy, again, realized how confusing this really was. He wanted to ask beforehand, but this Matthew guy was really determined to teach Billy a lesson.
“Wait!” He held out his hand in a stopping motion. “We’re fighting over Y/n?” He personally had no problem with it, but the “Evil Ex” thing was getting to his head.
Matthew lowered his fist slightly, “didn’t you get my letter explaining the situation?”
“I skimmed it...”
Max squeezed her eyes shut and clicked her tongue. “Mm mm.” She shook her head with her disconfirming noise.
Matthew only seemed to grow madder. “You will pay for your INSOLENCE!” He threw kick after kick after kick, all of which were blocked by Billy. The anger fueled him to the point where Billy could only do few attacks with little time. Just as Billy was gaining the upper hand, Matthew socked him square in the face with both fists, then his right foot with a jump spinning kick.
The people in the crowd behind Billy caught him when he fell backwards from the attack, pushing him forwards and urging him to continue with the fight. Matthew backed up one foot at a time and did weird dance, finishing it off with pulling his coat forward a bit so the dust came off of it and tilting his left foot upwards.
“Hey.” Max leaned forward, gaining the attention of two boys as well as everyone else in the gym. “What’s up with his outfit?”
“Yeah. Is he a pirate?” Laughter flooded the room at Tommy’s observation.
Billy was also curious. “Are you a pirate?” He asked Matthew in a simple and genuinely asking way. Unfortunately, Matthew looked caught off guard and offended.
“Pirates are in this year!” He wasn’t shouting, but he said it with a sassy and upset tone. “Gah!” This time he did shout. His fist was aimed at Billy, and his feet were already moving forward.
More attacks were made. Billy finally did have the upper hand. After Matthew tried to hit Billy’s face again, Billy caught his arms and held them to his chest. His eyes and head turned to Y/n. He was pissed off now. “You really went out with this guy?”
Everyone faced Y/n now. “Yeah.” She stood up and leaned forward, “In the 5th grade.”
Silence. Billy looked around, waiting for her to continue. When she didn’t, he spoke up again, “And?”
She sighed. “It was football season and for some reason, all the little jocks wanted me. Matthew was the only nonwhite nonjock boy in town, so the two of us joined forces and we took 'em all down. We brawled and scrapped, fought for hours. Nothing could beat Matthew’s mystical powers. We only kissed once. After a week and a half, I told him to hit the showers.”
Matthew was full of rage. His furrowed eyebrows and reddened skin could do nothing but confirm that statement.
“Dude wait- mystical powers?” Billy was confused. Unluckily for him, Matthew took advantage of his distracted state and broke free from his grip. Music started playing in the background. Matthew pushed Billy and turned to Y/n, holding out his pointer finger and pointing at her. The veins on his forehead were bulging.
“You’ll pay for this,” He paused for a second. Y/n was visibly afraid. Her eyes were wide and her mouth was was ajar. Matthew finished his sentence with a slight raspy sound to his voice, “L/n.” He swiftly turned to Billy and started dancing and singing. It’s a cringey dance and song to say the least.
“If you want to fight me,”
Max made the same confused face as she had previously. “What!?” She knew it was dumb to pick a fight with Billy, but to sing and dance while doing so? And to get her exes together so they could fight Billy? Were they that dumb?
“Hah! You’re not the brightest.
You won’t know what hit you,
in the sligh-igh-ightest.”
He made sounds with his mouth, floating into the air. Black and white colored girls, kind of like those old animations on tv, were summoned around him. They looked like someone wanted to make demon girls but was a perverted guy who loves hipsters.
“This guy’s good-” One of the basketball team members spoke. He too was wide eyed and confused as fuck.
“Me and my fireballs,
my demon hipster chicks!”
Looks like he was right about hipsters.
“Tell ‘em Matty.” They had a seductive-like voice. With a closer look, Billy could see that their eyes were like snakes. Their teeth were sharp too.
“I’m talking thee talk,
‘Cause I know I’m slick!” He winked before his weird demons spoke again.
“S-L-ICK.”
“Fireball-balls!” He threw the fireball at Billy, who thankfully dodged it in time. Gasps were heard around the room. At least it wasn’t just Billy seeing this shit. “Take this sucker out!” More flames erupted from his hands, shooting at Billy again.
“We’ll show him
What we’re all about!”
“That doesn’t even rhyme!” Billy finished off his sentence by throwing the now broken ring from the hoop at Matthew like a frizzbe. It hit him in the head and caused him to flip backwards a bit. His demons disappeared and it was his turn for his eyes to widen.
‘This is impossible. How can this be?’
Somehow, Billy heard and responded to Matthew’s thoughts with his own, ‘Open your eyes. Maybe you’ll see.’ He jumped at Matthew and returned the punch that had formerly knocked him back into the crowd.
Though, something strange happened this time. When Billy’s fist made contact with Matthew’s skin, he slowly fell a bit, but when he hit the ground, his body turned into 9 quarters. Everyone except for Tommy, Max, Carol, Billy and Y/n continued acting normal. The difference with them and the 5 others were that they had no memory of this “Matthew Patel” or of any fight. The damage in the gym was restored, but still. The 5 of them knew what happened and didn’t know quite yet that no one else did.
“Sweet! Coins!”
“Coins that’re mine, shortstack.” Billy took the remains of Matthew from the poor kid holding them. He walked outside, following the other 4 to discuss what just happened.
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jamesfuckybuckybarnes · 7 years ago
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“Who spiked the eggnog?”
Paring - Bucky Barnes x Reader
Word Count - 1,800 +
Warnings - Awkwardness, terrible flirting, fluff (?), bad writing, mentions of alcohol, mentions of sex, drunk reader, implied smut
Prompt - “Who spiked the eggnog?”
Summary - When Tony is having one of his famous parties, what happens Nat gives the reader some of Thors’ special Asgardian alcohol which leads the reader to confront Bucky about her secret crush.
A/N - This is my submission for @lovelynemesis ‘s ‘Sam’s Rockin�� Around The Christmas Tree Writing Challenge’. This is my first fanfic so I apologize if its choppy or isn’t very coherent, but hopefully, it isn’t too bad. I’m open to any suggestions on how to improve my writing just message me, alternatively, if you have any positive things to say feel free to message me as well! Also if anyone wants a part two I’m down for writing that lmao.
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You looked stupid.
Scratch that.
You felt stupid. You actually looked amazing.
“You look fantastic Y/N!” Wanda exclaimed. You looked at yourself in the mirror and couldn’t deny the fact that she was right you, looked absolutely gorgeous, thanks to Nat and Wanda, but it was the absolute opposite attire of what you were used too. They had swapped out the comfortable leggings and sweatshirts you were used to wearing on a daily bases for training, for a tight-fitting, gold, sequined dress, paired with opaque black tights, and black, platform, chunky heels. The whole outfit was something that Nat had pulled out of her closet and forced you to wear, so you felt stupid.
One of the only reasons that you had even allowed them to play dress up with you was because Stark was having his annual Christmas party, which he swears is gonna be a small event this year, but what you’ve learned from the past is that you and Stark have very different ideas of small. This year he said it’s just gonna be the whole team plus a few people who work at the tower, which is code for anyone and every who works at the tower. The main reason you were even attending this party was because there is a chance that you would see Bucky, which is, again, the main reason why you let Nat and Wanda give you a makeover in the first place.
“Guys, I don’t know about this.” You stated hesitantly, “I feel like I’m a bit out of place, what if he thinks I look stupid?” You ask.
“Y/N don’t worry Bucky will love it!” Nat said, “and if he doesn’t, then it's his loss because you look out of this world.”
You look back at yourself in the mirror one last time and can’t help but to agree. If Bucky can’t see that you look absolutely gorgeous, then he doesn’t know what he’s missing. You look at the time on your phone and notice that the party had started about twenty minutes ago.
“I guess its now or never.” You state, as you get up to leave and you grab your bag Nat and Wanda stop you before you can pass through the door.
“What is it?” Natasha gives Wanda a look before reaching into her bag and pulling out a small flask, which she then hand over to you. You take it hesitantly and give her a questioning look.
“It from Thor’s secret stash. I’m getting the feeling that you might need some liquid courage tonight and I know whatever Stark already has down at the party isn’t going to affect you much, so we thought that you would want this instead.” She explained.
You looked at the flask in your hand and contemplated on giving it back to her but then you thought, why the hell not, it’s not every day that you get to enjoy yourself this way.
“Thank you, I will defiantly put this to good use.” You say and tuck the flask safely into your purse.
“Just make sure no one sees you using it and don’t drink too much. You know how strong that stuff is and we don’t need you getting into any trouble tonight.” You nod your head in agreement and with that you all head down to the party.
As soon as the three of you walked in your eyes immediately found Bucky and your breath got caught in your throat. Bucky looked positively exquisite, he was dressed in a pair of black slacks and a white button-down with a dark red velvet jacket, his hair was pulled back into a low bun, as you brought your eyes back up to his you noticed he had his eyes on you as well. You held eye contact for about three seconds before your nerves got the best of you and you looked away.
“With the way, he looks tonight, you’ve got to make your move Y/N before someone else does,” Wanda says before going off to find Vision.
“She’s got a point.” Nat agrees and pats your shoulder, she takes a breath before she continues, “I think you have a really good shot though, he’s practically undressing you with his eyes at the moment.” She says as she walks away, you look back at Bucky and realize that she’s right, but you can talk to him later, right now you needed a drink.
You walked over too the bar and asked the bartender for some eggnog, this had been your favorite holiday drink since you were little, it reminded you of when you would sit around the fireplace on Christmas Eve with your mom and dad and they would allow you too open one of your gifts before the rest from Santa came while you would watch a few classic Christmas movies.
When you got your drink you took a few sips and thought about how you should approach Bucky, because you didn’t want to come off too clingy or needy but you also didn’t want to seem closed off or uninterested, because you were definitely interested. You thought about the flask of Asgardian alcohol, that Nat gave you, that you have in your bag right now, and decided that's probably the best place to start. Keeping in mind what Nat said about not letting anyone seeing you use it, you look around and realized there were too many people for you to discreetly mix into your eggnog so you decided to do it in the bathroom was your safest bet.
Bucky had been staring at you all night, from the moment you walked in you had caught his attention, like you always do when you enter the same room as him, and his eyes had barely left you. You looked like a goddess to him in that dress, not that you didn’t in your regular attire, but something about the way you looked tonight and the way that you held yourself had him head over heels for you, so he had been watching your every move that night, up until you got up and walked into the bathroom.
“Buck, you can’t just keep staring at her. It’s getting a little creepy.” Steve chuckles at his friend. Bucky takes one last look at the door you had disappeared behind for the second time in the last ten minutes before he looks over at Steve.
“I know, I know, but I can’t help it, Steve,, I just see her and I can’t concentrate on anything else” he sighed, he paused for a moment before he continued, “When it comes to Y/N, I never notice anything but her, and she’s all I can think about.” He confesses.
“Dude, you gotta tell her.” Steve says sincerely, “you need to do it before its too late and you regret never telling her when you had the chance.” Bucky hesitated a moment and looked back towards the bathroom door where you were just exiting from noticing that you were heading for the bar again before he answered Steve.
“You’re right,” Bucky sighed, “I might as well do it now too.” He downed the rest of his drink before he went to go join you.
You had defiantly had more of the alcohol than you had intended, which you would regret in the morning, but at this point, you didn’t care because you felt good and you never really let yourself let loose like this. As you exited the bathroom, with your newly mixed drink in hand, you set off to go back and sit at the bar. You had been there less than a minute when you felt someone sit down next to you, and when you looked over you were immediately met with the same beautiful blue eyes you had been in love with since you had met him. You were so shocked and too drunk to realize, that he was there that it took you a moment to notice that he had said something to you.
“Sorry, can you repeat that?” You asked.
“I asked you what you were drinking.” Bucky chuckled, and you swear that was the sweetest sound you had ever heard.
“Oh, it's just eggnog. I drink it a lot around this time of year, it reminds me of when I was a kid.” You
“Can I try it? For as long as I have been alive I had never had the chance or want to actually try it.” He shyly asked.
“Yeah, sure, go ahead.” You said, and without thinking, you handed him the drink. Bucky happily accepted and looked back at you before he took a big gulp and immediately started to cough on the unexpected alcohol in the drink.
“Oh my god, who spiked the eggnog?” He joked as he started to calm down.
“I did.” You admitted, “Nat gave me some of Thors’ special alcohol.” She whispered.
“What? Why would she do that?” He asked, concern laced in his voice.
“She knew I was nervous, so she thought it would help take the edge off.” You said like it was the most obvious thing in the world. “It has definitely helped too.” You giggled.
“What was making you nervous? You are one of the most confident women I have ever met.” Bucky admitted.
“You were.” You shyly admitted, you looked down at your drink before you took a deep breath and continued, “I guess it’s not you per say but every time I’m around you I can’t think straight, my knees go weak and my mouth goes dry, and it just makes me nervous that I’m gonna say something that will make me come across as stupid.” You confessed.
“There’s no need to be nervous, doll, it’s just me, and trust me doll you would never look stupid to me,” He said, and you noticed his eyes look down towards your lips before coming back up to look you in the eye, “And if its any consolation I feel the exact same way, it’s actually the reason I came over here, too tell you that I love you, because I do Y/N, I love you,” Bucky confessed, while he was speaking though he was slowly leaning closer to you and before you knew it Bucky’s lips collided with yours, you didn’t even have time to process what he had just confessed to you, and it was everything you could have possibly imagined, his slightly chapped lips moving against your soft ones. You moaned softly at the feeling of his lips on yours, and Bucky quickly realized that he loved the noise and was eager to hear more. After a few more seconds you both pulled away to catch your breath.
“You wanna go finish this upstairs doll?” Bucky breathed out.
“Yes, god yes,” You say a little too eagerly. Bucky takes your hand as you both stand and as he leads you towards the elevator you can’t help but get excited about what’s to come.
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