#got to make brownies at work tho :)
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phagodyke · 6 months ago
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man this has been a fuckingggg week
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dvrktvnnel · 2 months ago
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the sweetest - l.f.
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genre — fluff/slight smut MDNI!!!
pairing — Felix x reader
word count — 1.6k
warnings — very suggestive, fingering (fem receiving) its mostly fluff tho
summary — a very late valentine’s special! :3
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You woke up first, the sunlight shining on your face. Felix was still asleep, perfect. You slid out fo the bed and tip toed out of the room, closing the door softly behind you. Once the door was closed, you ran down the stairs and into the kitchen.
You were going to win this Valentines day, and you were going to spoil him the most. To start, would be making him breakfast and coffee before he even wakes up. He wont stand a chance against your love.
Except he already got the first gift. A bouquet of gorgeous soft pink flowers lay on the counter. You covered your mouth and internally screamed at his romantic gesture.
You baked quietly in the kitchen, french toast with fresh fruit. It took an hour because of how quiet you tried to be, and Felix came around the corner just as you finished mixing the egg batter.
“Shit! You beat me to it!” he said. He already had his apron on, and was still tying it around his waist as he rounded the corner of the counter.
“I’m still making you something,” he said, kissing you quickly.
“You already got me flowers!” you stated.
“Yeah, and I’m going to keep it that way,” Felix said.
You laughed triumphantly and continued making the mixes. Felix worked beside you, both of you throwing out sweet words of competition.
Felix made a banana bread with banana slices laid in a heart pattern on top. You finished the french toast and prepared the sweet fruit. Felix beat you to the coffee pot, but you beat him to setting the table.
The two of you were out of breath, and you felt like you just competed in a tv cooking challenge. You half expected Gordon Ramsey to round the corner and yell at you both for making such a mess.
You both savored every bite and every sip, it was delicious. But quick of course, determined to beat him to cleaning up.
“Ha! Beat you again!” he said grinning ear to ear.
Felix was so excited to ‘out-sweet’ you that he paid no attention to your actions in the living room. It gave you the perfect opportunity to set up his surprise.
You pulled a small box out of your pocket and ran to the couch. You pulled the cushion forward and tucked it away, an easy place for you to grab it in a few minutes.
He would be completely surprised and you would win this year’s valentines battle.
Felix came back into the living room, drying his hands on the small towel.
“I’m going to go freshen up a bit, I’ll be back in a minute yeah?”
“Not without me, can’t spend the whole day in my pajamas.”
Felix smirked and wriggled his eyebrows a few times.
“You could though, you look so cute like that~”
You rolled your eyes and gave him a kiss. Then took off down the hallway with him close on your tail.
The two of you danced around the room as you got ready, sharing the mirror for your makeup and hair and picking outfits for each other.
“I think we should go to the park today, but we should definitely come home tonight.”
It was a no brainer, you agreed immediately. After all your gift for him was downstairs. However it was odd for him to say it like that, why wouldnt you be home that night?
You spent a while trying to pry more information from him and guessing what it could be. But Felix didn’t budge, the entire drive he stayed quiet.
From Felix, the two of you went out for a picnic. Felix brought brownies and you made cookies. He made you a crown of flowers, and you made him one as well.
From you, the movies were next. you were both eager to watch the new movie adapted from one of his games. You shared the popcorn bucket and split a soda (college ain’t cheap but his lips taste sweet was your argument).
When the movie went over, Felix went straight to the claw machine. Of course you couldn’t let him win, so you played beside him. He played with determination, and actually won you a cat plushie. You took a few extra rounds, but you won him a cute little chicken plushie.
Felix held your hand all the way to the car. He held the door open for you and you kissed his cheek. You safely held your new plushies on your lap as Felix sang his heart out to the radio.
The car pulled into the driveway and Felix practically jumped put the car to open your door for you. You hugged on his arm to keep him warm as you went up the driveway.
Once inside, Felix offered to run you a bath. Of course, you dragged him in with you. You embrace him and kissed him deeply, feeling his soft skin pressed against your own.
“I hope you had a good day love,” he whispered. “You mean everything to me, and theres nothing i wouldnt do for you.”
After the bath (which took twice as long as usual) you two finally snuggled onto the couch. Felix wrapped his arm around you, and you held him around his waist with your head on his shoulder. The movie played on and you were waiting for the perfect time to give him his final gift and win.
You slowly snuck your hand around behind him, playing it off as rubbing his back. His mimicked your movements, he fell for it!
Once you had the box in your hand, you tried to suppress your laugh.
“Lix, you were amazing today.”
Felix turned his head and gave you a big smile.
“Did I win already?” he asked.
“Not yet,” you said giving him a quick kiss.
You sat up straight and pulled out his final gift. Felix eyed the little box with wide eyes and an open mouth.
“Yn?” he said.
You opened the top and revealed a beautiful, blue crystal rose. It shimmered in the dim lights as you presented it to him.
Felix only stared in disbelief. For a moment, you worried if your gift had failed. You bit your lip and held your breath.
He reached into his pocket and pulled out a box, the same color as the one nestled in the palm of your hand. The top lifted to showcase a second crystal rose, this one bright red and detailed.
You stared in disbelief. You both got each other the same gift.
“I was waiting for the right time during the movie to give it to you,” Felix said.
“Felix, this is beautiful,” you said breathlessly.
“I think you’re giving me the prettier one,” Felix pointed out.
“No way, do you see how bright mine is?”
“Not as bright as mine, plus look at how it shimmers.”
You exchanged the crystal roses, the movie playing in the background long forgotten.
“Mine is gorgeous,” he said. “but you know, your eyes are shine even brighter.”
He set the rose on the table and crawled towards you, pushing you down on the couch.
“We have one more way to settle the score, and see who wins this valentine’s day.”
You wrapped your hands around his neck and pulled him into a kiss.
“Final round?” you asked.
He nodded as he kissed down your neck.
*He smirks confidently before leaning in to capture your lips in a deep, sensual kiss. His hands slide slowly up your sides, thumbs brushing the underside of your breasts through your shirt. He pulls back just enough to murmur against your lips.
“But don't think I'll let you off easy either. I plan to savor every single moment with you all night long.”
Felix began trailing hot, open-mouthed kisses along your jawline and down the column of your throat. He was so good at this, every touch was precise and calculated to make you melt.
You slid your hands down his perfect body, palming him through his pants. He moaned against your skin, rolling his hips into you.
“We’re going to need more than this,” he said.
Feverishly his hands worked down your shorts. You were quick to follow, keeping his lips on yours as you undid his belt.
You were already wet for him, his fingers slipping into you with ease. With his other hand, he held your jaw in place. His lips moved against yours perfectly. He was already winning, only a few touches from him had your mind hazey and drunk.
You tried to focus on getting your hand to his dick, but before you could he already lined up. Your moans as he thrust into you just right told he already won, but he was too competitive to let you off yet.
The two of you went on until you were out of breath, and it was no surprise that Felix had won the valentine’s battle once again.
“How do you feel, love?” he asked, breathing heavily on top of you.
“I feel so incredibly lucky,” you whispered.
“I won yeah?” he said, lifting his head slightly.
“Alright, alright, but being second is still silver.”
“Dont say it.”
“At least it isnt-“
“yn!”
“BRONZE!”
Felix shouted and started playfully wrestling you. You fought back until you both fell off the couch and landed with a thud.
Felix’s hands squeezed your body everywhere he could reach, you kicked your legs trying to break free. You were laughing so hard your stomach ached.
“I love you Felix,” you said, holding your stomach.
“I love you more~” he said back.
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this is so late but i really wanted to post it (just pretend its valentines day) ((also pretend there’s no errors))
taglist: @vampzity @scarfac3 @h4untedgrl @losrpark @dollywoo @jjongibears @velvetmoonlght
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dakusan · 2 months ago
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How skz texts you when they're in love.
stray kids ot8 x reader | comfort, soft angst
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🌙 synopsis: how skz would text if they were your boyfriend and down bad. i’m talking unhinged voice notes, emoji abuse, and random deep confessions between memes.
💌 a/n: After seeing how much love the mini shots I did yesterday got, I was like... why not make more! Plus I was brainrotting about how skz would text if they were like… hopelessly in love with you. Might make this into a series, like how they text when they're jealous, etc etc. ps. reblogs = love pss. if u want jealous/skz texting you at 3am or other versions… say less. or, if u want another mini fanfic like I did for Hyunjin's bday, idk, whatever you want, send me your prompts might as well advertise my songs too lololol leave me alone T.T
📍credits: @cafekitsune for the divider
🎶 Now Playing: "Unwind" — VX
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Bang Chan // 방찬
type: text-after-text typa guy
response time: fast unless he’s in the studio, then apologizes like you ghosted HIM
voice notes? yup, especially for soft rambles or late-night confessions
emojis: overuses the 😂, ❤️, sometimes the 💀
chaotic habits: sends memes at 2AM, randomly asks deep life questions mid-convo, follows up a heartfelt message with “ignore me lol”
texting vibe:
"yo" "wait" "i saw a puppy n thought of u wtf" 2 min voice note about how your laugh is stuck in his head "don't replay that i'll actually combust"
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Lee Know // 리노
type: dry until he’s obsessed—then he gets lowkey clingy
response time: elite. replies instantly unless he’s annoyed (playfully)
voice notes? rarely. only when teasing or if he has something to prove
emojis: the cat ones. 👍🏻. dramatic use of dots (…)
chaotic habits: sends photos of his cats and says “this is us.”
texting vibe:
"do u even like me" "jk unless" "come over. soonie wants to see you" "also me. i want to see you. but soonie first"
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Changbin // 창빈
type: tries to act chill but texts like a man who's in deep
response time: fast. suspiciously fast. like he had the convo open already
voice notes? yes. raspy and low when he's tired = danger
emojis: lots of 🐷 (ironically??), 😭, 💪, and the occasional 🖤
chaotic habits: pretends he's not clingy but sends 10 messages when you don't reply in 4 minutes.
texting vibe:
"are you eating?" "no i'm not checking up on you shut up" "but also don't skip meals or i'll show up" sends gym selfie with the caption: 'working out so i can carry your future' "delete that last msg. i was joking. (i wasn't)"
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Hyunjin // 현진
type: romantic poet in a silly man’s body
response time: varies—he’s either blowing up your phone or forgot what a phone is
voice notes? yes, and they’re beautiful, emotional, and sometimes dramatic as hell
emojis: 🌟, ✨, 💘❤️, random aesthetic ones
chaotic habits: sends blurry selfies with “do i look like ur soulmate or”
texting vibe:
"i dreamt of you again" "you were dancing in the clouds" "and then u tripped over a squirrel lol" "still romantic tho" sends 37 Pinterest boards dedicated to your aura
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Han // 한
type: overshares. overshares again. disappears. comes back with a meme
response time: fast but forgets mid-convo then apologizes with a TikTok
voice notes? only unhinged ones
emojis: chaos. 🍥 . 🤡, 😭, 🙈
chaotic habits: texts “i love you” at the most random times, like when he’s eating cereal
texting vibe:
"babe" "i just saw a frog and it reminded me of ur ex" "anyway what u doing" "miss u so bad it's medically concerning" sends 12 memes in a row "btw did u know u're my entire world okay bye"
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Felix // 필릭스
type: sunshine in text form, but gets lowkey flirty when he’s really into you
response time: pretty fast, unless he’s baking something (which he tells you about in detail)
voice notes? yes, and his voice is so soft you’ll play them 20x
emojis: ✨, 🌞, 🤍, sometimes random food emojis
chaotic habits: sends selfies with “do i look cute enough for u today?”
texting vibe:
"hey angel" "just made brownies and i wish i could feed u one rn" "missing you more than coffee and you know that's serious" sends a selfie with hearts drawn on his cheeks "rate my cuteness out of 10 (be honest but also lie)"
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Seungmin // 승민
type: sarcastic menace until he realizes he’s obsessed
response time: elite. scary good.
voice notes? sometimes, especially to roast you
emojis: very minimal. he’s a punctuation man.
chaotic habits: says “you’re so annoying” when he actually means “i miss you”
texting vibe:
"you're insufferable" "also i got u something, check ur door in like 2 mins" "don't cry. i'll block u" "jk. kinda" "be safe. i love you. don't make me say that again"
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I.N // 아이엔
type: cute chaos. teases you constantly but gets shy when you flirt back
response time: quick, unless he’s gaming
voice notes? yes, but he re-records them 5 times before sending
emojis: 🥺, 😭, ✨, chaos combo
chaotic habits: sends TikToks that are somehow always lowkey him confessing
texting vibe:
"hey loser" "jk i like u a lot please don't block me" "wanna vc? i need to hear ur voice to survive" "do u think we'd survive in a zombie apocalypse or would u trip and make me die" "nvm i'd save u"
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catiuskaa · 11 months ago
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your type
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SUMMARY: It doesn’t matter how pretty you are, because, Jeongin’s been working in that cafe long enough to notice as soon as you walked in: he knows your type.
WC: 1.5k
CW: silly kind of enemies2lovers, except ‘enemies’ is just Jeongin being dramatic for a bit. It’s fluffy but also a smol tiny bit suggestive too tho. (reader being really hot kinda deal) teehee. (Also, heads up for fem!reader.)
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God, no.
He clenched his fists under the counter, his eyes glued to your figure.
Jeongin shrieked in his place. No way. Why him? He groaned lowly, blinking slowly, trying to process and calm down beforehand, yet he still squinted towards the small bell above the coffee shop’s door, almost as if he could’ve blamed it for the impending dread horror he was about to face.
The smell of toasted coffee beans was almost not strong enough to cover that of your perfume as said bell announced your entrance, and it was then when he knew. Jeongin had covered enough morning shifts and worked several —if not more— evening shifts to know your type.
Pretty.
Disgustingly pretty.
So, so pretty.
Pretty hair, pretty legs, pretty nails, pretty, pretty, pretty. He held back the need to roll his eyes, your tone of voice still able to make itself heard even if the slightly crowded coffee shop was brimming with many other conversations, there it be the small child that blabbered to herself, giggling as she played with some small cars her mother had given her, or said woman, who also played with the colourful toys from time to time, while managing something on her laptop. Jeongin liked her very much. She tipped nicely.
Still, he couldn’t help but grimmace when he noticed your frown as you approached the counter, phone in hand, glued to your ear. Now, could it be that he was maybe being a bit too dramatic? Well, why, of course. His shared shifts were with Hyunjin, after all. Who, to make matters worse, was running late. Again.
“No. And I’m hanging up.” You stated towards whoever was unlucky enough to be at the other end of the call. “No- Jisung, kindly, I don’t give a fuck. If the big man says he’s not gonna pay me, I ain’t doing nothing. I am not some goody-two-shoes he can mess with.”
Your hushed voice still had the classic tone of anger he was familiar with. But Jeongin’s gaze towards you changed, almost reluctantly so, had anyone asked him. He had to hold back his eyebrows from shotting up when even if you were scoffing, still on the phone, arguing with that Jisung man on the other side, you still smiled widely at him, a grin that, had it been somewhere else, it would’ve certainly got you his attention.
But, he had to remain focused. To think, use the head that’s above your shoulders, Jeongin, he told himself. He couldn’t get sidetracked, or else you’d catch him in your spell.
Which wasn’t going to happen, because he knew your type.
Or so he thought.
He noticed an elderly woman waiting behind you, who was obviously not ready to place an order. Ah, there it was. Now you were finally going to turn off that charming attraction of yours, by—
“Oh, please,” You muttered lowly to the woman, a kind, adorable, toothy grin as you moved away from the queue. “I’ll be fine, really.”
Jeongin’s eyes trailed to you as he prepared the brownie the woman had asked for. He couldn’t believe his eyes when you smiled at him, —ouch—, a grin weirdly apologetic, which took him by surprise as you tucked a troublesome strand of your bangs behind your ear repeatedly. Disgustingly cute —yeouch— and without causing a total connundrum over nothing.
Ok. Sure. Yeah. That was totally out of character. But, no, Jeongin didn’t mind. Not at all. Definetely not. Not if you kept smiling at him like that.
“Listen, Ji." Jeongin almost flinched. He felt so lucky for not being the one being scolded by you. "The album is awesome, dude, but I ain’t touching it without being paid. We’re friends, and I love you to death, but if you call me again to make me work without a contract, I am killing you.”
Oh. Well. Jeongin may have not blushed due to your words, but certainly blushed at the way you smiled at him —again, not helpful with his situation—, but also the way you passed a hand through your hair. Ah, fuck.
He had been caught in your spell, hadn’t he?
No. No, no, no. He cursed in his head. Sure, femenine rage was hot. You were hot. Very. But, by all means, this wasn’t something he could indulge in, because—
“Um.” You snickered. “Sorry I was on the phone. Can I… er… may I order now?”
Because… um… what was the reason again?
“O-of course.” He heard himself speak, his voice sounding strange, as if it hadn’t came out of his mouth. He smiled, a bit awkwardly, indeed, but a smile nontheless. It got better when you matched it, chuckling lowly.
“It’s fine. Really. Sorry, again. I can see you’re busy, so by all means take your time.” You grinned, a smile with matching levels of innocence and cheekiness. Damn, he was already that down bad? “Could I have an espresso machiato?”
Espresso. Espresso. Not only you pronounced it right, which made the small barista inside him started to glow and shake Jeongin’s heart, that had started to beat like crazy, but the mere sound of your voice had the young man whipped.
“You're fine." Very fine indeed. "No worries at all." He nodded politely, feeling his cheeks grow red.
He started to note the order on the machine in front of him. Easy enough thing to do. Just tap here, there and… eh… um…
“You’ve got to be kidding me.” He muttered, frowning.
“I, uh, is everything the matter?” You blinked, your expression showcasing a small yet sincere amount of worry.
So odd. So out of character. So, so, so cute, his heart screamed.
“This machine is just the worst.” He gulped apologetically. “Does whatever it wants, really.”
A line started to form behind you, and Jeongin panicked. Why him? Fuck, shit, fuck. That was it. Jeongin was so getting fired after this—
“Do you mind if I step in?”
Jeongin’s eyes almost got lost in yours as his gaze locked on you.
“I don’t think I can…”
“I’ll wait for my coffe, and I’ll fix your machine. Promise. I know how these work.”
The head above your shoulders, Jeongin.
"I think Hyun- um, my coworker knows how to fix it. He should be here in no time..."
"Oh, please. Just let the girl fix it." A customer groaned behind you.
"Actually, I'm still in the wrong. Don't push it, sir." You argued with a smile, shocking both the man and Jeongin, who now saw a sort of halo surrounding your figure.
“I, uh… good luck, I guess.” He sighed, shrugging and letting you behind the counter.
Oh, he was so getting fired. Letting a client step in behind the counter? Nevermind how good she smelled, how cute and hot she looked or how pretty her smile was. You rolled up your sleeves, and he almost thought he had seen traces of ink. Oh boy. He was going to get in so much trouble, in about two sec—
The machine dinged funnily, and you smiled.
“Fixed!” You sighed cheekily. “A reboot and a shake still works just fine.” Jeongin blinked, puzzled. “Guess I gotta speak with Chan and Hyunjin.” You giggled. “Thought I had taught them better.”
...
“H-huh?”
Your smile got bigger, as you chuckled again.
Oh.
Dimples.
“Didn’t they tell you?” You smiled again, taking a hair clip from your purse, swiftly tying your hair up. “I opened the cafe with them a bunch of years ago. Chan owned the building, Hyunjin had the style, and I was the coffee enthusiast.” The way you beamed had him hooked.
The both of you seamlessly got to work together, making coffes and taking orders and serving. It wasn't rush hour, by any means, so Jeongin quickly started up your order, apologizing lightly, a blush on his face.
"I really appreciate it, though." He grinned sheepishly. "Here you go, noona."
You tried to get out your wallet, but jeongin's body worked faster than his head, only able to settle his hand over yours.
It was as if a shiver overwhelmed his whole body just because of that simple touch. A system reboot.
"It's on the house." he smiled, trying to play it off and calm the fuck down. "You saved me back there. I owe you that much."
Then the bell rang again.
"Hey, Innie, sorry I was late, I was walking my fish..." Hyunjin blabbered nonchalantly, unbothered, looking at his phone until he got behind the counter. He stared at you, then smiled widely. "Noona!"
Surprisingly to Jeongin, you didn't match his welcoming. Instead you scoffed. "No. I have to walk my fish, you see." You clicked your tongue, and Jeongin couldn't help but laugh at his mate. "Actually, I think you're fine on your own for the rest of the shift. We'll go watch your fish."
Jeongin had been too busy laughing to mentally prepare, and blushed furiously when you grabbed and linked your hand with his, giddily taking him to one of the free tables.
"I don't think I should go walk fishes still in my shift." Jeongin joked lightly, still flustered.
Your hand left his, and strangely to him, the action felt almost reluctant.
"Maybe we can chat over some coffee, then?"
Jeongin smiled.
"I'd love that."
He thought he had known your type, almost as gorgeous as annoying. Which didn't came as a surprise was how happy he was to be wrong.
[🔅☆☕️☆🔅]
kats, who has to confess she hates coffee with a passion.
catiuskaa, july 2024 ©
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thatoneautisticshark · 3 months ago
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Hii
Idk if you already wrote something to it but your poky!tf141 with subby Simon got me thinking.
Simon is obviously subby, Kyke is kind of a subby switch, Jonny a switch (at least in my hc). And John is a dom obv.
But what if John needs this kind of relief yk? Having an empty head and glassy vision. What will the boys do? And how will the boys do it?
oooh yessss! That's cuteeee. Okay soooo
It's not something price likes admitting, trying to ask someone else to take the reins doesn't come easy. So they ended up with almost a code phrase. Of brownie points.
It started because if someone dimmed price when he needed it, price would, subconsciously, treat them a little nicer. You know more little gifts, and more jobs they liked. So they of course the boys began joking that having him sub for you gave you brownie points.
Except then it turned into and actual phrase they used. If price, albeit rare as it was, felt the want to sub, he'd simply text the group asking if anyone wanted brownie points and usually have one if not two of them in his room within ten minutes.
Johnny was the usual Dom but Kyle helped a lot. Simon only dimmed him a very few times, but was incredibly sweet, even tho his domming usually didn't involve sex.
So there's the idea, lemme story it real quick.
John leaned back against the couch in his room with a groan. He just needed a relaxer, all this paper work was doing his head in, and he could feel the urge to dip into that sweet little headspace.
And so he pulled his phone out, shooting a text to the chat with his boys, simple and too the point.
"Brownie points?"
In a minute, all three men were in his room, Kyle and Johnny heading over to him, and Ghost curling up on the bed, evidently not interested in the sex at the moment but wanting to be around them... and probably help with aftercare.
John had learnt quickly that simon adored giving aftercare. And he was good at it too. Nothing brought John more calm and down from his high then curling up against those great big tits.
Kyles hand landed on his face, gently rubbing his cheeks. "You need a little break yeah? Just need your boys, and going all subby."
John nodded mutely as Johnny's hands found there way to his hair. "Fuck Bonnie, such a good boy aren't you?" He cooed, slipping Johns shirt off and chucking it aside.
He then took full advantage of the new expanse of skin, kissing and licking a few small bits, as the man beneath him softly moans, head lolling in Kyle's arms.
Kyle gave a soft chucking, scratching the others scalp with on hand as the other made it's way to undo the belt. "Aw such a pretty boy~"
John was already way out of it by the time kyle grabbed his dick, already in that nice floaty headspace, feeling warm and happy. Softly whining at the contact with his dick.
When Johnny picked him up, he squeaked slightly, already too deep to care about the noise, his legs automatically wrapping round the others waist as he was lifted.
He could see the silent communication between his sergeants, about what they would do, but couldn't be bothered to work it out, he trusted them.
He got placed on the couch, on this front, cheek resting on Kyle's dark plush thigh, the mans hands already making their way to thread in his hair. "You think you are up to taking dick love?"
Kyle knew he wasn't nearly as experienced as any of them at it, so simply gave the choice and would take whatever John was willing to give.
The captain nodded blearily, softly nosing at the length, tongue darting out at the tip, eliciting a wonderful hiss from above him.
He had truthfully forgotten that Johnny was there, at least until he felt a warm tongue slide in his arse. He couldn't help the whine that escaped him, burying his flushed face in the junction of Kyle's hip and thigh.
Johnny was eating arse like a starving man, hands gripping Johns hips so hard there'd be bruises, and John could barely focus on Kyle's dick, but continued licking at it, earning hushed praises that made his head swim.
A yelpy moan escapes him as the tongue actually presses in. Johnny immediately pauses, hands rubbing his captains back. "Okay?"
John nods "Yeah... i.. I'm okay.."
Kyle's hand found its way back into his hair, as John canted his hips against the couch. It wasn't long before he was coming undone with a punched out whine.
It was only when Kyle pulled him upright, fingers wiping his cheeks, with a worried expression he realises he was crying.
A warm large hand landed on his back, Simon.
He barely registered being picked up, and placed on the bed, between Simons thighs, as hand massaged his shoulders, but he relaxed into it none the less.
Sorry it took a minute, trying to work out how to make this go was struggle!
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jhyoos · 4 months ago
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Dreams Come True
Chapter 5: Stalker
summary: you and vi try to discuss what your relationship is now and how this should work, but it was interrupted by a blue-haired girl.
mentions: fluff, pathetic!vi, fame!au, modern!au, kissing, groping, stalking (saesangs), violence, choking (not by vi tho 😔)
notes : i did this while sick and on my period. it has not been proofread 😭. love yall 🫵🩷 im also resetting my taglist for this so if you want to be tagged for the next chapter comment!
The sun hung low in the sky, its golden rays spilling across the bustling streets as you and Mel stepped out of the practice studio. Your legs ached from the grueling rehearsal, but Mel’s persistent prodding about getting ice cream had finally worn you down. She strolled beside you, her duffle bag slung lazily over her shoulder, an almost mischievous grin plastered across her face.
The bell above the shop door chimed softly as you entered, the cool air inside offering a sweet reprieve from the lingering afternoon heat. The scent of freshly baked waffle cones filled the air, mingling with the bright, sugary notes of the various ice cream flavors on display. The shop was quaint and cozy, with pastel-colored walls and little booths tucked into corners.
After some debate, you both settled on your orders—Mel opting for a double scoop of chocolate fudge brownie while you stuck with a classic strawberry swirl. Finding a table by the window, the two of you slid into the booth, the faint chatter of other patrons blending into the background.
“So,” Mel began, her spoon poised above her ice cream as she leaned in slightly, “are you going to tell me, or am I going to have to pry it out of you?”
You gave her a confused look, though you knew exactly where this was heading. “Tell you what?” you replied, feigning innocence as you took a bite of your ice cream.
“Oh, don’t play dumb with me,” she teased, narrowing her eyes. “Vi. You two were all cozy at the club, and now you’re walking around with this dreamy little smile on your face. Spill it.”
You rolled your eyes but couldn’t stop the blush creeping up your cheeks. “There’s nothing to spill,” you said, shrugging. “We haven’t confirmed anything yet.”
Mel’s spoon clattered against the side of her bowl as she gasped dramatically. “Yet? So, you’re telling me there’s a ‘yet.’ What does that mean? Did you two talk? Kiss? Make declarations of undying love under the moonlight?”
“Mel!” you hissed, though you couldn’t help but laugh at her theatrics. “Okay, fine. Yes, we talked. And... we might have said ‘I love you.’”
Her jaw dropped, and for a moment, she just stared at you in disbelief before breaking into a wide grin. “Oh my God, you’re back together, aren’t you?”
You shook your head. “No, not yet. It’s... complicated. We’re figuring things out.”
Mel’s teasing expression softened slightly as she leaned back in her seat. “Well, for what it’s worth, I’m glad you’re giving her another chance. You two were kind of disgustingly perfect together.”
You rolled your eyes again but smiled, a small, hopeful feeling blooming in your chest. As you sat there, sharing laughs and finishing your ice cream, you realized how much you’d missed moments like these—simple, carefree, and filled with the warmth of friendship. For now, that was enough.
The peaceful moment in the ice cream shop was abruptly interrupted by a loud knock on the window. Startled, you and Mel both turned your heads toward the sound. Outside stood a small group of fans, their excited faces pressed against the glass. Some of them had phones in hand, already snapping pictures.
You smiled politely and gave a small wave, as did Mel, though her grin was a bit tighter. “Guess we’ve got some fans in the neighborhood,” she murmured, trying to sound casual.
At first, it didn’t seem too serious—just a few people recognizing the two of you and sharing their enthusiasm. But as the seconds ticked by, the crowd began to grow. More people gathered outside, camera flashes illuminating the window in quick bursts. Their murmurs grew louder, and some started knocking again, calling out your name.
You exchanged a concerned look with Mel, who quickly glanced toward the door. “I don’t like this,” you admitted, lowering your voice. “It’s getting out of hand.”
“Yeah, no kidding,” Mel replied, scanning the shop. “Let’s get out of here.”
You hastily placed cash on the table to cover the bill, grabbed your bag, and reached for Mel’s hand. Together, you ducked toward the back exit, keeping your heads low to avoid drawing even more attention. The two of you slipped through the rear door into the parking lot, your steps quickening as you approached Mel’s car.
Once inside, Mel made sure to lock the doors immediately. You glanced nervously over your shoulder as you spotted some of the fans spilling into the lot, their phones held high as they rushed toward the car. “They’re taking pictures of your license plate,” you said in a hushed voice, your stomach knotting.
“Not for long,” Mel muttered, her hands steady on the steering wheel as she started the car. She pulled out of the parking lot, her jaw set in determination. The fans ran after the car for a few seconds, some shouting and continuing to record. Mel turned onto a side street, taking back routes she clearly knew well.
The tension in the car was palpable as she zigzagged through the unfamiliar streets, checking the rearview mirror every few seconds. After what felt like an eternity, she finally let out a breath. “Okay, I think we lost them.”
Your own sigh of relief filled the car as you leaned back against the seat. The adrenaline was still coursing through you, making your heart pound. “Holy shit, that was intense,” you said, shaking your head. “We just debuted... I didn’t think we were that popular.”
Mel laughed nervously, her hands still gripping the wheel tightly. “Yeah, I thought we had some time before all this crazy fan stuff started. Guess not.”
You looked out the window, trying to process what had just happened. Your thoughts were interrupted as Mel’s voice pulled you back to the present. “Where should I drop you off?” she asked, her tone steady but still tinged with concern.
You gave her the address to Vi’s apartment, leaning back in your seat and letting out a sigh. “Make sure you change your license plate as soon as possible,” you added, your voice slightly strained from the earlier chaos.
Mel nodded with a small grin. “Don’t worry, I’ve got it handled. No way I’m letting some overly excited fans track me down.”
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When you arrived at Vi’s apartment, you thanked Mel and watched her car pull away before heading upstairs. You still had the key Vi gave you, so you let yourself in. The familiar creak of the door echoed in the apartment, and you were immediately greeted by the sight of Vi sprawled lazily on the couch, a bag of Doritos in one hand and a Dr. Pepper can in the other. She was watching The Boys with the volume high, her focus on a particularly dramatic scene.
Hearing the door, she turned her head and smirked when she saw you. “Hey, hot stuff. Sit down,” she said casually, patting the empty spot on the couch beside her.
You couldn’t help but smile as you set your bag down and joined her. “Aren’t hockey players supposed to be on diets? You’re eating Doritos and drinking Dr. Pepper,” you teased, gesturing at the junk food scattered on the coffee table.
Vi chuckled, shrugging as she took another sip of soda. “Well, I’m not an idol, am I? And besides, I need the calories. Helps me bulk up, and you like that, don’t you?” she teased back, giving you a playful wink.
You rolled your eyes, a soft laugh escaping your lips. “You’re ridiculous.”
The moment was interrupted by a notification on your phone. Your smile faded as you opened it to find a TMZ article detailing your earlier encounter at the ice cream shop with Mel. The headline was bold and dramatic, emphasizing how close you and Mel came to being trampled by a growing crowd of fans.
Vi immediately noticed the change in your expression. “What’s wrong?” she asked, leaning over to grab your phone before you could stop her. Her brows furrowed as she read the headline, her expression shifting to concern. “You almost got attacked by fans?”
You shook your head, trying to downplay it. “We didn’t, so it’s okay. It’s normal… I just didn’t think it was gonna happen so soon,” you admitted, your voice quieter than usual.
Vi placed your phone down and turned her full attention to you. “Baby, your group’s account has over 12 million followers across Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok combined. Of course, you’re popular,” she said matter-of-factly. Her tone softened as she added, “You should probably get a bodyguard.”
You let out a small sigh, leaning back against the couch. “I didn’t think I’d need one this early on. I just want to enjoy things like going out for ice cream, you know? Without all… that.”
Vi reached out, taking your hand and giving it a reassuring squeeze. “I get it. But your safety comes first, okay? We’ll figure it out.”
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The next few weeks settled into a comfortable routine: you and Vi alternating between each other's apartments to talk, cuddle, have sex, and then cuddle again before practice. It was a rhythm that felt natural, almost like you were already in a relationship—but Vi hadn’t asked you to be her girlfriend, nor had she even hinted at it. The silence on that front gnawed at you, and today you decided to finally bring it up.
When you unlocked the door to Vi’s apartment, ready to address the question head-on, you were greeted by an unexpected sight. Standing in the middle of the living room was a tall, elegant woman with striking blue hair. Her posture was effortless, exuding a kind of natural grace that instantly caught your attention. The two of you locked eyes for what felt like an eternity before Vi appeared from the hallway, her usual confident grin plastered across her face.
“Hey, baby,” Vi greeted casually as she walked up, slinging an arm around the woman’s shoulder. “This is my friend Caitlyn. We’re gonna be modeling together for Vogue.”
You looked between Vi and Caitlyn, your mind scrambling to process what you were seeing. Caitlyn was stunning, her poise and beauty making her seem almost unreal. When she extended her hand for a handshake, it was with the kind of grace that made even that simple gesture look elegant.
“Hi, I’m Caitlyn. I’m an ice skater,” she said, her voice smooth and polite.
You accepted the handshake, your own movements feeling stiff in comparison. “Hi, I’m (Y/N),” you replied, your voice steady despite the sudden tightness in your chest.
Caitlyn’s eyes lit up in recognition. “Oh, I knew you looked familiar! You’re from the group AURORA. You look even prettier in person,” she said with an easy smile.
“Oh, thank you,” you managed, forcing a polite smile in return. Your eyes darted to Vi, searching her face for any kind of explanation or acknowledgment of how awkward this felt.
Before you could say anything else, you tried to speak, “Hey, can we talk in priv—” but Vi cut you off by leaning in and kissing you. Her hand casually slid to your ass, giving it a quick squeeze before she pulled back.
“I’m sorry, but I gotta go,” Vi said nonchalantly, as if the entire situation was completely normal. She grabbed her things and started heading toward the door. “We’ve got interviews and stuff downtown, so I’ll just be staying with Ellie and Abby in their penthouse for the week.”
You opened your mouth to protest, but Vi barely gave you the chance. “I love you,” she said casually over her shoulder as she opened the door, holding it for Caitlyn to follow her out.
And then they were gone.
You stood in the middle of the living room, staring at the closed door in stunned silence. The sound of the lock clicking into place felt deafening in the otherwise quiet apartment. Confusion churned in your mind as you tried to piece together what had just happened.
Vi’s words echoed in your head. I love you. Yet she’d just left you standing here, no explanation, no conversation about the questions you’d been holding onto for weeks. All of it—her sudden departure, the presence of Caitlyn, and the way she’d brushed off your attempt to talk—left a bitter taste in your mouth. You couldn’t help but wonder: was this love, or was it just convenience?
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Hours of stress cleaning had left Vi’s apartment spotless, every surface shining like new. Yet despite your efforts to distract yourself, your thoughts remained restless. Finally, you decided you couldn’t stay there any longer. You changed into one of Vi’s oversized hoodies, the familiar scent bringing a small measure of comfort, and grabbed your bag before heading out the door.
Instead of going straight home, you decided to stop by a nearby burger joint. Your stomach grumbled, reminding you that you hadn’t eaten all day. Once inside, you ordered a burger and fries to go, leaning against the counter as you waited. The minutes dragged on, but eventually, your order number was called. You thanked the cashier, grabbing the bag with a polite smile before heading back to your car.
As you approached your car, keys in hand, a tall man suddenly stepped into your path. His presence was unnerving, but his expression didn’t immediately raise any alarms.
“You’re (Y/N) from AURORA, right?” he asked, his tone overly enthusiastic. “I’m a really big fan. Can I have an autograph?”
You forced a polite smile, trying to keep things cordial. “I’m sorry, I’m kinda busy right now,” you said, hoping he’d take the hint.
But he didn’t. Instead, he stepped closer, his demeanor shifting from eager to insistent. “Come on, just a quick one. It’ll only take a second,” he pressed.
Before you could respond, his eyes drifted to the hoodie you were wearing, his expression darkening. His nostrils flared as he caught the faint scent of cologne clinging to the fabric. Without warning, his hand shot out and grabbed your wrist tightly, making you drop the bag of food.
“What man were you with?!” he demanded, his voice seething with anger. “I thought I watched you carefully enough!”
Panic surged through you as you tried to pull away. “Sir, I don’t know who you are! Please let go of me!” you pleaded, your voice trembling.
His grip tightened, and before you could react, his hand moved to your throat, squeezing with terrifying force. You clawed at his arm, gasping for air, your vision starting to blur.
“Sir, please…” you choked out, your voice barely audible.
His expression twisted with rage. “If I can’t have you, no one can,” he growled, his grip unrelenting.
Just as the edges of your vision began to go dark, you felt the pressure on your neck suddenly release. You collapsed to the ground, gasping for air and clutching at your bruised throat. Blinking through tears, you saw the man being yanked backward and slammed to the ground.
The commotion drew a crowd, and amidst the chaos, you caught sight of your rescuer. Recognition flickered as you realized it was Ekko, Jinx’s boyfriend. His face was steely with anger as he held the man down, delivering a punch to keep him subdued.
Moments later, Jinx appeared, rounding the corner in search of Ekko. Her eyes widened in horror as she took in the scene: Ekko restraining the man on the ground, and you, sitting on the pavement with a large bruise forming around your neck.
“Oh my god, (Y/N)!” Jinx yelled, rushing toward you. She pushed through the small crowd of onlookers, waving them off as she knelt beside you. “Are you okay? The cops are on their way,” she said, her voice full of worry as she helped you to your feet.
You tried to nod, but the effort was too much. The adrenaline draining from your body left you weak and unsteady, and the edges of your vision blurred again. You immediately fell back on to the ground, Jinx caught you as she held you carefully. The last thing you heard was Jinx calling your name before everything went black.
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chapters: one, two, christmas special, three, four , five
edit announcement: it’s a double upload today so expect chapter 6 in a few hours!
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bangchansgirlsblog · 1 year ago
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Heyyy, give me something angsty with Felix please🥰 like maybe she comes home really tired and he’s just mad about everything small and calls her clingy🙀 and they go to bed angry (really bad idea btw never do that‼️) and then in the morning she tries to avoid him bc she doesn’t want to seem clingy? Happy ending tho, I can’t take too much heartbreak🩵
By my side.
Warnings: Yelling and crying.
Paring: Felix x Reader.
This is my first Felix story and I messed it up lol. Anyways. Enjoy 🩷
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Y/n slowly removed her shoes at the door trying not to make a sound. Her body was aching and she was extremely exhausted. She moved like a sloth as she put away everything; her coat, her bag, etc.
When she heard the sound of banging dishes she knew her boyfriend, Felix, was home from his schedules.
Never in her life did she ever think she would be so irritated by his presence. She thought she would come home to a quiet house, she really wanted to be alone since work was so tiring.
"Oh! Hey my love," Felix face lit up when he saw his girlfriend walk through the living room. He quickly hurried around the counter to give her a kiss in which she returned.
"Heyy," she said trying to be as energetic as him but completely failed. Her chest was tight and all she wanted to do was cry.
"What's the matter?" He frowned when he noticed her little pout, "how was work?"
His hands automatically land on her waist trying to sooth the not's on her back. He cringed at how stiff she was and automatically knew she wasn't in a good mood.
"Can I have some alone time babe," she shrugged his hands off and started to make her way to their room.
"Did something happen?" Felix frowned as he quickly followed behind. She let out a frustrated sigh seeing he was still going on. He heard the sigh and was a little hurt by it but decided to push it to the side and make sure she was okay. That was what mattered right now.
"Nothing, I just want to be alone Lix-"
"I made us brownies! We can eat it with ice cream and chocolate-"
"Felix! For the love of God I said it's enough! Leave me alone. You're being clingy." She screamed and slammed the bathroom door in his face. He quickly took a step back in disbelief. He was hurt and it was so obvious.
His heart ached. He didn't know what to do but stand there hearing her soft sobs. Should he say something? Should he wait outside? Should he leave?
He was overthinking it. His hands were shaking and tears filled his eyes. She never yelled at him. Never did she even try to tell him off. This was all new to him. Was she getting tired of him? He thought.
Meanwhile on the other side, Y/n's tears were streaming down her face. She felt disgusted and guilty. Felix didn't deserve any of that. She knew it, he was just trying to help.
How could she let a miserable day at work affect her home life? Her relationship? Her thoughts became foggy as she sat there. All she could do was cry and so she cried until she finally fell asleep on the cold, hard tiles.
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The frantic knocks on the door were what woke her up. Her head was banging and she was freezing. She looked over at her phone and saw it had been an hour and a few minutes. All she could hear was Felix's voice in distress calling out for her.
He sounded weak, worried and tired. What had she done? She quickly got off the floor and opened the door to see what was going on.
When the door opened Felix pulled her into his arms. He was so scared that she might have passed out or did something to herself since she had been locked in for an hour.
"Are you okay my love? Don't ever do that again to me! I was so scared something might have happened," he told her off but still managed to keep her in his arms.
"I'm sorry for yelling at you," she whispered, "I know you were just looking out for me and you were worried. I love you babe," she tightened her grip around his waist as she hid her tears.
"Hey, look at me," he slowly put his finger under her chin. "We all have bad days, I know you didn't mean any of it. Okay?" She nodded, "stop crying my love, you need to talk to me and don't shut me out. Please?"
"I don't know what I would do without you," she whimpered.
"Well first off, you wouldn't be able to reach the top shelves..." he trailed off and smiled at her little laugh. He loved her laugh. Her laugh made him feel warm and happy. All he wanted was for her to be happy.
"You're so silly-"
"Yeah but you love it," he pecked her lips and helped wipe her tears, "should we go cuddle and eat the brownies now?"
"Yes please, I was actually craving them when I was in there,"
"My poor baby, go lay down and I'll be back in a bit," he let go of her and made his way to the kitchen where he got busy.
Y/n sat in their cozy bed trying to figure out how she would explain to Felix what was going on and she knew he was not going to let it go unless she told him and so she did.
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listofwhyyouloveher · 1 year ago
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The Outsiders w Stoner!Reader
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Summary: The outsiders with you being a stoner Warnings: descriptions of smoking and getting high Author's Note: got a new cart so its about time i appeal to my weed fiends 
PONYBOY CURTIS
Is kind of shocked because he didn’t know tulsa had a dispensary
Thinks being with you while ur high is the funniest thing ever
Not the type of person to get high so he’ll just watch you
Wants to see if you can do tricks with smoke
JOHNNY CADE
Is like Ponyboy and wants to see if you can do tricks
Doesn’t want to smoke weed but will do edibles with you
He gets really quiet and touchy when high 
So expect just silent cuddling
SODAPOP CURTIS
You were the first person he smoked with and he loves it
Will get high before work with you and have you around the DX
Its just you two goofing off and Steve being a third wheel
For some reason he really likes dancing when hes high, like just break out into song and dance whenever there too much silence
STEVE RANDLE
Probably has gotten high before but doesn’t like to smoke it
He likes edibles tho and he’ll make you special brownies
He puts a lottt of weed in tho so it usually ends with you two asleep in the Curtis brother’s home
He likes to eat A LOT when he’s high. No fridge is safe..
TWO-BIT MATTHEWS
Let’s be real he probably does get high
I dont see many of the gang being weed SMOKERS tho, i think they’d all prefer edibles
He def makes the weed brownies with Steve and eats like half the batch
He’s doing cartwheels and backflips and literally runs from anyone within a 6 foot radius
Hes crazy
DARRY CURTIS
We know he used to get high in college
He still had a lot of dealer friends so he gets free shit sometimes when he wants it
Is not opposed to getting high, just doesn’t really do it anymore
He’ll get really talkative and ramble when hes high
Usually though he just falls asleep in your lap.
DALLAS WINSTON
I actually think he’s never really gotten high before
Well he probably did when he was in NY but doesn’t really remember it
When he found out you were a stoner he literally comes begging to get high with you
He’s really sweet when he’s high and he likes to pick you up and spin you around
If you mention him while high he’ll actually slap a hand over your mouth because he VIVIDLY remembers what he did.
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angel-dustspo · 5 months ago
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Daily check in – Day 41!!
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Workouts:
went caroling (yes it's a REAL workout I carried heavy bags for nearly 10km WHILE it was pouring and freezing cold outside)
walked a lot in my room after my meals (bad ed day) (ughh i hate christmas meals sm)
Steps: 23 125
Eating:
breakfast: 2 cabbage rolls (traditional romanian food) with yogurt, some of a cucumber, a mini pancake, a salted caramel candy
lunch: 3 meatballs with hot sauce, some salad with chickpeas, 2 soya schnitzels, a bit of pistachio chocolate, half of a choc brownie, a mini pancake with whipped cream + tried like half of 3 mini cakes that I got when caroling (i hated all of them tho)
dinner: 2 more cabbage rolls with greek yogurt, some red cabbage salad, a cucumber, a rogers coconut wafer, a bite of a tiramisu wafer, some hazelnuts, whipped cream
Water intake: 2.3 liters
Sleep: 5 hours (woke up at 4am)
Studying:
spent 2 hours on forest🎄
read 110 pages (finished Dune 2)
Screen time: low
(I also got a new tracker app, it's called Ascent, I find it very useful! Might post about it soon)
Self care:
Everything showerrrrr
Face mask + watching Dune 1 with my family (i love me a good sf movie)
Emotion log:
I had SUCH A GOOD DAY and it was so fun to go caroling, then I was really productive all day and I ate whatever I craved (besides hot choc I'm still working on that) and I'm so happy and grateful!!
Thoughts for tomorrow:
I REALLY WANT A HOT CHOCOLATE TMRW, FEAR FOODS ARE CRAZY I HAVEN'T HAD ONE SINCE 2 YEARS AGO, I REALLY WANT ONE BUT I CAN'T PHYSICALLY MAKE IT
Merry Christmas guys, I hope you enjoy this special time, I love all of you <33
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ac3-76 · 1 year ago
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Cole Brookstone Headcannons
warnings: slight cussing? mentions of racial stereotypes/discrimination
General
He was the sexiest man alive 3 years in a row
He also dabbled in modeling
he didn't even try either, a modeling agent saw him and gave him a business card
Cole went to one interview, the next thing he knows he's walking down the runway with Bella Hadid
he's a thought son
does a lot of stuff on social platforms to spread awareness for racial discrimination, politics, and cancer reaserch
if they were to have BLM protests in Ninjago, he would throw tear gas back at cops
He has the BIGGEST resting bitch face ever
obviously he loves cake, but he loves brownies with caramel drizzle and a sprinkle of sea salt on top even more than he loves cake
he really loves Dolly Partons Carmel Turtle mix
He loves Dolly Parton in General
He only drinks water
He HATES those "make my water of the day with me" videos
like JUST DRINK WATER THROUGH OUT THE DAY!?! HELLO?!
Gossip/debrief sessions with Nya are a weekly occurrence
the reason Nya was so confused abt Jay vs Cole in season 3/4/5 is because of how close Nya and Cole already were
But after she stepped away from both of them and thought about her relationship with each of them, she realized Cole was like a sister to her
And I mean sister
She's never had a sister before but her relationship with Cole is exactly how she imagines sister relationships
Nya introduces him as her sister and he's chill with it
He works out with Kai
but unlike Kai, Cole LOVES rest days
he goes to yoga 3 or 4 times a week and is besties with his yoga instructor Andy
Andy and her girlfriend got married and he went to the wedding, that's how close they are
I feel like he's friends with a lot of lesbians
idk they just kinda gravitate towards him
Cole is 6'3
he's also black
he has snake bite piercings
his mom's favorite tree was a maple tree, so he got a maple leaf tattooed behind his right ear
his mom would always tuck his braids or dreads behind his right ear.
he also has a hand tattoo that looks something like this:
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I'm not saying Ninjago has a lot of racial stereotypes or discrimination
but, when they see 6'3, muscular, tatted, pierced, black. resting bitch face Cole walking down the street people tend to label him as scary or dangerous
because of this he's always afraid of coming off as creepy or weird when he tries to talk to someone
Dating
His body is so large, solid, and muscular and it's perfect for hugs and cuddling
He doesn't care about cuddling position- if you guys are comfortable and can fall asleep, its perfect
his favorite place to kiss is your forehead and your shoulders
his love language is acts of service
"my room is too bright in the morning, even with my blinds shut" the next day he has blackout curtains installed
"I always hit my head on that one cabinet" idk how but thanks to his handy work you no longer bump your head on that cabinet
"I wish my kitchen had sodalite counters" You have sodalite counters now(the good thing is, it was mostly free too, he just used his earth powers to find enough sodalite for your counter)
You guys met when the ninjas went out to a restaurant to celebrate whatever victory they had just had
and because he's used to being stereotyped as scary or weird for the way he looks, when you approached him to ask for his number he was shocked and supprised
he was happy about it tho because he had been glancing at you the whole time the team was at the restaurant
You're first date? Mini golfing.
He's been thinking about the perfect first date FOR. YEARS.
why is mini golfing the perfect first date?
Public setting for both parties feeling safe
mini golfing is fun and fairly inexpensive
mini golfing provides plenty of time to talk and chat, but if an awkward moment arises there's something to do
done golfing and now we're hungry?
cheap and decent food inside
done eating but don't want to end the date?
most mini golf places have arcades
AND most arcade games are meant for 2 people
want to take some cute photos?
Most arcades have photo booths for taking cute pics
Cole has been planing a mini golfing first date for years, and just needed someone with the right energy to do it with
Romcom type relationship
You guys meet in a cute romcomy way, have a cute romcomy first date, then you have some sort of romcomy problem, then work things out and live happily ever after
I feel like the romcomy problem wouldn't be very romcomy tho, maybe you guys met before he was a ghost, and him being a ghost was the problem you worked through?
he would keep 1 flower from every boquet he gives to you so he knows when the bouquet is dying, then he gets you fresh flowers
You always have fresh flowers from him, for the entirety of ur relationship
he's a thought son so you would stay up talking about what you guys want your future to look like
He's used to you waking him up in the middle of the night because he was snoring
He gives great advice, but before he gives it he asks if you want comfort or advice
he's also really good at comforting you
he just knows exactly how to make you feel safe and understood
you'd go to yoga with him, Andy and her girlfriend(now wife) would love you
if you guys did want kids, Cole would be the perfect dad
Physical touch is his 2nd love language, but he doesn't rlly like PDA
most touches in public are pinky or hand holding(he would do the thumb thing), putting his hand on the small of your back when going through crowds, maybe a peck on the temple here and there
but in private he can't get his hands off you
he just wants to touch you in any and every way possible
he's infatuated by you
he sends you tiktoks of an orange cat(him) and some other cat(color/type depending on ur personality) and says us
he sends you couple trends and says "we should do this"
"if I every won the lottery, oh wait, I already did" yeah. he did that, first 2 slides were him, and the other 30 were pics of you
"oh that's pretty, imma take a picture" yep.
he has life 360 with you
not in a weird way, obvi, in like a oh this fun way
You're like the parents of the team
Jay and Nya are the uncle and aunt
In another universe the four of you are drinking wine and talking about how annoying some coworkers have been recently
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ratfuzz · 2 years ago
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✫stan, eric and kenny with kitchen witch reader headcanons✫
a/n: kyle one!! finally got to other boys. there's a liiittle bit of suggestive theme and drug joke in kenny one. characters are aged up, reader is gender neutral
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stan marsh
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doesn't really care about you being a kitchen witch, be who you want to be, believe in what you want to believe
making him special coffee/tea every morning
he started to hate waking up early a bit less (or maybe it's just you being by his side)
he's a kisser, he's a hugger, so expect at least one kiss on a cheek while you cook (will not hug you when you do this without consent tho)
s o u p
make him soup
or make soup with him together, that's nice too
with something silly like veggies in shape of something or just chicken and star soup
you two sometimes fight about who's making breakfast today, but you know, this is not serious of course (either way you win even if he's the one cooking it for the most part)
helps you carve or burn sigils in spoons and things
i'd say he needs the same thing as kyle, something with anti-anxiety spell, but also something that generally will help him with sleep
eric cartman
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you probably picked him up by making something with a love spell (it would be funnier if it was blood love spell with espresso, but it would work better with a cake)
lmao, you didn't even have to put a spell on it, he's probably hooked just by your cooking
if you tell him about the fact that you're a witch he'd act like this all is total bullshit, but then ask if you can make something poisonous (of course you can, but it doesn't have to do anything with you been a kitchen witch) or with a curse ((don't fucking do it, though he loves you, it doesn't mean he will not turn you in to cops if something goes wrong i didn't tell you this))
prefers your pastry, but basically loves everything you make
likes looking at you while you cook (will not help you)
even more curious about sigils than kyle
but in the way that he doesn't really trust you (don't blame him, there's a lot of reasons for him to not trust people)
making sigils with eric, so he knows for sure meaning of them
tbh he's really impatient when it comes to you cooking, he doesn't understand why you prefer to take your time with cooking even if you can make it faster and doesn't listen when you explain
at least it looks like it
can bring up something you said later and it kind of surprises you
tries to be less bitchy with you later on
definitely asks you to make something for him with specific sigil for it
kenny mccormick
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if you will not make him kfc wings recreation, i will haunt you in your dreams
doesn't really have a preference in your cooking
kenny is most likely the only one of main 4 to remember everything you say about witchery (he's just generally a good listener i think)
would make some type of sigil for shits and giggles (maybe literally)
love spells with emphasis on better sex life aren't needed, lol, but he would totally ask you for this as part of roleplay
ate all your donuts with sugar powder and tried to get away with it by saying that powder on his clothes is cocaine
if you cook together, he will always be distracted by your beauty, sometimes it's better to just let him sit in the kitchen with you
really likes how aprons look on you
so yeah another reason to wear them
any kind spell will do, boy needs more nice things in his life
making forever weed brownies together <3
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a/n: honestly, i thought i will never write anything for kenny. wow. cool. we'll see, maybe i will make one with girls or butters/marjorine idkidk
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ladytauria · 4 months ago
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ghaiughairg sending you another one: falling in love with your best friend's partner and stephjaytim (in any order)?
this took me ages to write for like… no reason xD
that said, i’m really proud of it; i loved writing steph’s POV!!
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Steph’s phone chimes, and she gladly slumps in her chair, rubbing her temples. She doesn’t regret her decision to go to college, but ooh boy does she come close sometimes—especially this close to exams.
Winter break cannot come soon enough.
She spins her chair until her desk is behind her and balances her elbow on the arm of it, cradling her chin in her hand. She thumbs her phone open. There are several unread messages, but only one catches her eye.
It’s from Tim, in the group chat she shares with him and Jason.
Her traitorous heart flutters, a smile curling on her mouth despite herself.
TIM: gna mss mv nte. sry steph 😔 m SO bhnd on bdgt rvw; tam’s gna kill me. u 2 shld stl hve fn tho
Ah, yes. Timothy “vowels are optional” Drake. He’s the most atrocious texter Steph has ever met, and she hates that that makes her feel fond.
STEPH: i thought you loved paperwork?
JAY: No, he’s a stalker who loves digging through other people’s stuff. Actual paperwork he couldn’t care less about
TIM: 🛑
JAY: No <3 I told you to do it last night, babe.
STEPH: lmao busted
TIM: ws bsy
JAY: He was gaming with Kon and Bart.
TIM: & cassie & cissie
JAY: And Cassie and Cissie.
Steph snorts.
STEPH: oh, well, that was more important, obvs
TIM: c, steph gts it
JAY: Please don’t encourage him.
Steph grins.
STEPH: oh btw i picked up brownies from the bakery this morning. needed a pick me up. i was thinking i could bring them tonight
JAY: Finals are rough, huh?
JAY: If you need any help studying, you can bring your stuff. I’d be happy to help.
Steph’s heart gives another little flutter.
STEPH: u’re sweet. think i wanna just turn my brain off for the night, though.
JAY: Fair enough. I’ve got ice cream. We could warm the brownies up, maybe. And do homemade pizza.
STEPH: that sounds perfect. u’re the best jay 💜
TIM: 😭
STEPH: do your paperwork, tim 💅🏼
TIM: prsctn
JAY: …wtf tim
TIM:
STEPH: damn, babe. u made jay drop capitals
STEPH: but also. what the fuck tim
TIM: persecution
JAY: Would it really kill you to type out full words?
TIM: y 🙂
STEPH: losing battle, hon. we’re lucky he still uses letters.
He doesn’t bother with Cass. Their conversations happen in full emoji, like modern hieroglyphics. Steph gives herself an 80% chance of correctly deciphering them.
With the rest of them, Tim uses words. Or, well. Something approximate to words, chopping them down to their basest parts and supplementing with emojis wherever possible. It’s kind of entertaining, especially when it makes Bruce and Jason furrow their brows in exactly the same way.
Not that Steph would ever point that out. She has some sense of self-preservation.
JAY: Point. Okay. Pizza, brownies and ice cream, and popcorn. Dinner of champions. I’ve got some fancy popcorn, but I’ll save that for next time.
TIM: 🥰
STEPH: suppose we can put some brownies aside for him too, yeah?
JAY: I suppose. He’ll have to live without pizza, though. I doubt there’ll be leftovers.
TIM: 🥰🥰🥰
JAY: 6 still work for you, Steph?
STEPH: Yeah, 6 is still good. Good luck on your paperwork, Tim. See you tonight, Jay 💜
As soon as she sends the text she groans, collapsing back in her chair and throwing her arm over her face. The heart was too much. Hell, the pet names were too much. Why were they still hanging out with her? She was so obvious.
Her phone buzzes twice. It takes her a moment to look at them, peering through her fingers.
TIM: thx. hv fn 2nite! ❤️
JAY: See you tonight, Steph. <3
The returned hearts do nothing to calm her pulse or lower her blush. But they do make her feel a little better, at least. She checks her alarms, double checking she still has one set for movie night. Then she gets up to stretch.
She’s got two more hours of studying left. Better make the most of them.
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justsomeoneintoomanyfandoms · 8 months ago
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Hey! I got a matchup a while back, and lately I have been craving another one😭 so if it's alright could I get romantic matchups for tears of themis, genshin, and atla? If not that's fine ofc💕
I use She/her pronouns but I've never really cared very much, I'm Bi but I'd like Male matchups for this one if that's alright (I love women but idk none of the women in these fandoms are like my type??? Idk)
Not sure if you use looks to pick, but I'm 5'7, longish brown hair and brown eyes, kinda chubby I'd say, and I wear glasses!
Ok so for the good stuff, I'm an enfp and a virgo and I have gad and adhd so I am very all over the place lol, I'm usually very energetic and loud (got called a human pep rally once) but every once in a while I take a hard turn the other way and do absolutely nothing lol.
Taking thing seriously is kinda hard for me, idk why but I'm very much the deflect and cope using comedy kind of person.
Personal life wise I'm the oldest of four (love my siblings) so loud is kinda the default in my life so I'm pretty comfortable in loud environments, but if I get a chance at peace and quiet I am JUMPING for it.
I have a few plants, I bake quite a bit (I make BOMB brownies), I'm very much a nerd lol, I love comics (fandom request gave that away tho), I play dnd, I love video games (rdr2, mk11 and mass effect are the current ones), I watch cartoons and build legos, and I'm learning how to draw.
I'm big into flowers and flower language, and I play guitar, alto saxophone, steal drum, and I have a violin I'm gonna start working on soon.
This turned out alot longer then I thought so the speedrun of the rest is although I dont often, I really like putting work into how I look (I just got a treble cleft claw clip with some dangly thingys and I like it I just wanted to mention that), no clue how to to makeup tho, I'm planning on going into communications, and uhh my favorite colors are pink and blue.
Thank you so much if you get to this
Hi Abby! Thank you for your request! Sorry it took a while. I hope you like your matchups!
In Tears of Themis, I match you with...
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If there’s one thing that drew Luke to you, it’s the fact that you enjoy peace and quiet. He loves being in your presence when it’s quiet around. He just finds it soothing.
Definitely understands you using humour to cope. He does the same so he knows when it turns from just making jokes to coping and will check in when needed.
Please invite him to do gardening together some time. He likes being able to do something where he’s creating and nurturing life. It’s a good change from what he usually does.
Flower language is a big part of your relationship. I see Luke as someone who’s well versed in flower language so every bouquet he gives you has a hidden meaning behind it.
He also enjoys drawing so it’s not uncommon for you to find a sticky note beside your bed with a little drawing on it when he has to leave early in the morning. If you return the gesture, he’ll keep all your drawings in a safe place so he can look back over them.
In Genshin Impact, I match you with...
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You and Itto are both the definition of human pep rallies so when your powers combine, no one can stand in your way. You can both be a lot sometimes but you get along well.
He also struggles to take things seriously so he’s a lot more understanding in that regard than others are sometimes. You just get each other.
In a modern au, Itto would be a huge fan of cartoons. He’s a firm believer than cartoons aren’t just for kids and still loves watching all those “childhood” shows.
In the same vein, he also loves Lego. I can’t see him being a big fan of tricky sets but he enjoys all of the bright colours. He’d love to make a set or two with you sometime.
I can see Itto being a fan of D&D as well. I think it might take him a bit to get his head around the different types of rolls and doing so much maths but he loves the roleplay elements and thinks it’s great fun. (I actually wrote this while playing a D&D session!)
In Avatar: The Last Airbender, I match you with...
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You’ve got to be a certain level of energetic to keep up with Sokka’s plans. And you certainly meet that criteria. Sokka loves being around someone who can match his energy.
In a modern au, he’s definitely a fan of comics. He’s the type of person who buys two of every comic, one to read and one to keep in pristine condition.
For all his self-awareness, Sokka does have a tendency to deflect so he can easily recognise when you’re doing the same. He hopes you know you can rely on him if things get too much.
When he does run out of energy, there’s nothing that Sokka loves more than relaxing while listening to you play music. He finds it soothing both because of the music and because of your presence.
Please do lots of baking for him! Sokka will never admit it but he does have a soft spot for snacks, especially if you’ve made them.
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jutdwae-archives · 2 years ago
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Bsf!SKZ Members when they take care of you while you're sick (Maknae Line)
pairings: bsf!maknae line x gn!reader
genre: fluff fluff fluff/comfort
word count: 649
mentions: being sick (coughing, sneezing), mentions of implied throwing up in I.N's section (please lmk if i've missed anything!)
hyung line ver. | maknae line ver.
this art of fiction is not meant to portray the members in real life.
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Han:
idc what you say, he will definitely make you as a blanket burrito
i just get those vibes from him
you guys would be playing nintendo and would bet who becomes a blanket burrito
he won so that's how you ended up as one
but then he'd hear a sneeze and a groan from you
one look and he rushes to your side to check your temperature
you feel cold but to him you feel hot... keeps you in the blanket burrito tho
brings you a cold washcloth to place on your forehead to calm down the fever and gives you some medicine
when it's time to eat he orders some comfort food by order i mean got lee know to make it and act as uber delivery
how you found out was when han slipped out "leeknow hyung makes the best comfort food"
big eyes and stuffed cheeks as you heard that
gave him a slight smack on the shoulder to reprimand him for asking lee know to make the food
by night he carries you up to your room and offers cuddles and studio ghilbi movies to watch
probably started singing a lullaby to push you over the edge to fall asleep
you both fall asleep watching the movie due to your previous activites letting it run in the background
you guys wake up to another movie you both like but at the sad part..
lets just say it was an emotional morning
Felix:
the definition of sunshine
this man as soon as he finds out you're sick
he's baking some desserts, aromas of brownies and cookies filling the air
he'd also bring you some food to soothe the itchiness of your throat
would have searched up 'what are ways to get rid of sickness'
as he'd be baking he would chop up some onions to put in your room (if your filipino you'd know the reasoning behind this)
would quite literally come to check up on you every 5 mins
give you medicine and same with han would have a cold washcloth on your forehead to calm you down
he finds you sleeping the next time he checks up on you
so he goes to play LoL (we all know what happens when felix plays LoL)
you wake up after hearing felix shout
"Lixxxxx, it's just a gamee"
apologises that he woke you up but then goes on a tangent about how it's not just a game
would also provide amazing cuddles like chan
WOULD SING YOU TO SLEEP
this man has such a soothing voice like han's
i swear the aussie line should be named the cuddle line atp
Seungmin:
ngl it's so hard to read seungmo and how he would take care of you
i feel like it'd be another case of lee know caring for you
he would give you the basic treatment tho
food, medicine, rest, check ups
probably drag you out of your room to get some vitamin D
and for him to practice his baseball techniques
would try and cook you pancakes
we all know what happened in that ep of puppycat school 😭
but yeah i can't make out seungmin AT ALL - i apologise 😔
I.N
i can't read i.n either 😭
he'd also give the basic treatment
i feel like he'd be the type to hold your hair back if you throw up
maybe take you out on a walk to get vitamin D
only for you to become his personal photographer
gotta get pics for the gram yk
but for your efforts as you kept sneezing and coughing he would treat you to some street 어묵국 (fish cake soup)
would perform 'hug me' on the piano for you
that leads you to want cuddles from him
he'll decline but come around and let you cuddle him as he just lays there like a stick 😭
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A/N: heyyyy!! so i finally finished the maknae line.. i wasn't expecting to post it today but i had nothing else to do so yeah
hope you like this little drabble my friend gave me the idea to write this
!please reblog just to support me in my future works :)!
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khaoala · 2 months ago
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I spent majority of the episode going back and forth between saying “this is it” (referring to the thing that would break pamrak up) and “THEYRE SO SOLID!”
AND THEY ARE SOLID!!!! Kawi may have been the one to separate them, as we predicted, but only by distance! They did it! They made it past the dreaded breakup in the back half of the show 🙌🏽🥹!!!
Ok, let’s go back to our poor boy, Kawi. I am not a doctor but I am prescribing a million hugs for him. So proud that he finally stood up to his dad but not at that cost!!! It’s ok Kawi we’re gonna get you the help you need and also get rid of your scumbag father in the process! When Oat first asked Rak about him and Rak was like “oh no he’s fine” I was like “nooooo don’t nonchalantly brush it off” but of course Rak being Rak she talked with him again. Never should’ve doubted her.
Now back to the beginning…
I gotta give Nene credit for staying strong with her plan for revenge this entire time. She’s made it past Raks big brown eyes TWICE, even pams understanding and reasoning wouldn’t stop her, and now orn! (I can see where Rak gets the 🥺 look from) Orn asking her if she’s tired, telling her she won’t be alone anymore, and finally saying those four magical words “i will divorce Khem”😭😭😭.
It’s sweet (albeit a tiny bit worrisome imo) how Rak has thrown herself into doing all she can for grandma bua and pam. Quitting her jobs, putting school on pause (again) and using the money saved to buy them a place in grandmas home town (i am really confused by everyone’s finances in this show lol). But you know what was even sweeter?!?? The two families sitting down and TALKING about everything and orn and kawi seeing how Rak has truly become part of pams family. Seeing/hearing them all working together to make the meal had me😭😭.
I think that was all the main stuff
-🤫
(As soon as Rak told the cafe team that she was leaving I immediately thought to myself “nene come get a job and some friends!”)
i swear, at every part of this episode i would think "and now it's the time they'll break up". i might or might not have a stomach ache at this very moment. but dude, i took myself on this roller-coaster ride alone because pamrak did not disappoint! my girls are happy and in love and communication never communicated as much as now.
not only they are going to be separated only by distance, we had rak reassuring pam the whole episode about the choices she was making, and in the end, we got pam looking after rak and i loved it. yes, give me girlfriends who support each other in every possible way!!!
rak looks up to kawi so much and has so much faith that he's put together because he's her amazing and handsome and capable big brother that i was really scared she wouldn't touch that subject with him, but that talk in the hospital was so nice. it's honestly so impressive that the two kids turned out to have so much empathy not only for each other but for literally every other person in this show. instead of turning bitter or becoming a lesser version of their dad, they became better than khem could ever dream of being. kawi, baby, they'll take care of you. everything it's going to work out just fine, rak, don't worry.
nene is that one person playing video games who does none of the side missions and stays locked on the main missions only, which makes her lose pieces of lore like kawi attempting suicide and grandma having cancer (her not knowing either of those isn't her fault, tho), which only makes more sense that she WOULD LET HERSELF GET BEATEN UP to make her plan work. i swear, the next person who needs mental help is this girl.
(also, kind of nice to have what i said last week be said out loud this week about how nene has no one to rely on - brownie points to pam for saying, really? you really don't have anyone? * nod nod * a hot bartender would like a word)
i stopped trying to understand the finances in this show ever since p'eek tbh. if that café still stands, we gotta suspend belief for a little. we just have to know that khem is stupidly rich and that's the only money idea we need to keep. that scene with the two families at grandma's shop just confirmed what we already knew tbh. the one thing that these people needed is family. an actual family, not the excuse of a group of people that khem insisted on calling family chitrarak like it's the best fucking thing to ever exist. people who care and who are there for each other, who you can talk to and laugh and have a good time with. that's why i'm here with my fingers crossed that by the end of this, nene doesn't only have oat to be her safety net, but also let other people in. it's time nene. don't close yourself anymore.
(also can you believe how incompetent the police is? khem is right there in front of them threatening HIS SON saying he's the next after sending man to assault his daughter, and they do absolutely nothing. not a shove, not a pep-talk, nothing. seriously, thai qls determination to let everyone know that "hey, the police in this country sucks balls" is one of my favorite things about these shows)
(also, i think eek would annoy the shit out of nene and she would hate every minute, BUT they are family. they will win her over on the sheer power of insistence and i can respect that)
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alloutofgoddesses · 1 year ago
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“Ashes Ashes” Live Blog
- Yay medal time
- BOBBY HAS A MEDAL OF VALOR!!!!!!!!!!!!
- He’s humble what can we say
- Ravi ily
- Get his ass Chim
- Karen you look amazing
- Councilwoman Ortiz I do not like you
(More under the cut)
- I would have loved to /see/ the moment they decided to adopt Mara
- WHAT
- BOBBY WHAT
- BOBBY WHATTTT
- Oh BOBBY
- OH NOOOOOOO BABEY
- Ew
- The theories about “Failed System” and its 13 episodes and only 7 aired I am going to go insane
- ABHHSNDK
- Do not kiss that woman Eddie
- I just know Amir is ACAB
- Nooooooooooo
- Not Buck and Eddie being Hen’s kids
- Oh they are so gonna start to suspect
- WHAT
- I feel crazy
- They’re gonna figure it out right
- Oh no
- This is not feelings realization
- Awww
- I’m glad we got a little bit of Bobby talking to Buck about his new relationship though
- Oh BOY OH NO
- HE TALKED ABOUT THE EXACT STATION HE WORKS
- EDDIE HOU ARE SO MESSY
- HE’S BEEN FACETIMING HER FROM WORK
- YOU SICK SICK MAN
- OHHHH MY GOD
- THE BACK DOOR OMG BUCKLEY
- He’s like “why am I being given brownies by your dead wife”
- Oop
- Yeah cause you TOLD HER WHERE YOU WORK
- Okay so she does look like Shannon there goes that theory
- Poor Buck honestly this situation is wild
- Karen let your child have another
- THEY’RE SIBLINGS I AM GONNA CRYYYYY
- Oh no
- Exactly Chim
- This motherfucker
- Yeah there’s interference for sure
- Which is just SOOOO 🤬
- I- I- this. Okay alright. At least he’s being honest.
- He looks so small
- About all of it? Are you also telling her about Marisol?
- Oof get his ass
- Oh boy oh boy oh boy
- BTW the acting is impeccable
- And Devin Kelley is gorgeous
- Oof
- Ouchie ouchie ouchie
- I do feel like I’m getting repeatedly punched in the stomach so @ that journalist you owe me money for therapy
- Bye Kim thanks for being here
- Hi Amir
- Did Athena just do a shoulder shimmy
- Oh nooo this is just gonna make Amir more mad
- Grant-Nash house is bones I’m so sorry it’s gonna be for real on fire
- Oh Athena is so real for this and the acting is so good and fhjvjhhkgfjkgdjkgg
- You know who he should talk to
- Chimney
- You ARE supposed to be here
- Give them EMMYS
- Hen as always looks so good
- Oh fuck you
- HE REFUSED CARE
- Oh my god
- Oh my god
- Girl the bank vault shit was resolved
- NOT EVELYN
- I’m gonna
- OH MY GOD
- THEY REVOKED THE FOSTER LICENSE
- THEY ARE TAKING MARA
- I’m crying for real this is so fucked up
- OH SHE DID NOT GO AND GET BANGS ANS CURL HER HAIR
- I am starting to believe that she is a plant from Ortiz because oh my GOD this is insane behaviour
- This is fucking crazy Kim
- This is not how you do therapy
- This is absolutely not how you help heal a man you just met
- I cannot lie I hate this
- rg is killing it tho
- so is devin
- AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHV
- NO NO NO NO NO MO
- CHRIS DID NOT JUST WALK THEOUGH THE DOOR
- KIM NOLASTNAME WHEN I FUCKING GET YOU
- OH BOY AND THEN WE IMMEDIATELY DO THIS
- maybe I shouldn’t have taken a shower before the ep because I need to go be in water for several minutes and the ability to stare at a blank wall
- I don’t think this is a second nightmare
- This is so fucked up
- OH NO BOBBY NO
- THIS IS THE WORST
- THE PROMOOOOOOO NOOO
- I can’t do this
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