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My dog Honey watches Scooby Doo and he be giving her ideas. The first time she saw him eat a giant sandwich she turned around to me like, you won't even give me bites of your sandwiches, I need new humans. (Bitch you're allergic to chicken and I only eat bird, you want hives and patchy fur again? I'm saving you.)
#dumb puppy#scooby doo#honey#my dog#is it me#op#hunny bun#honey watches scooby doo#it all started with a pup named scooby doo#and now#we are onto the original#and she loves it#one time#she brought me the remote#and i asked her laughingly if she wanted yo watch something#and she started shaking her tail#so i said#you wanna watch scooby doo#and she went nuts#so i put it on#she grabbed her favorite stuffy and her bone#got situated on the couch#and laid down to watch#almost human#😂#cute dog#doggos of tumblr#baby girl#im convinced she's mostly poodle cos both her parents were half#she's got a small head but a big brain
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~help your local rat get stable housing~
edit post nov 2023: I GOT THE HELP I NEEDED THANK YOU SOSOOSO MUCH
dramatically sprawled out on the floor
so i gotta move for the third time in that many years. unfortunately between health problems and the General State of The Economy, I have been unable to find work to be able to save any money. i have no choice but to leave the entire state. i thankfully have somewhere to go, however I need help getting there. i've been trying to do the math to get what I need to its lowest amount possible, but even that is still at least $2.5k.
after this move, i should be able to get things more stable and I might even have a couple job prospects lined up in that area, but right now I'm really scraping the bottom of the barrel funds wise and desperately need help.
if you're able to spare anything, i've set up a goal through kofi so i can track it publicly. i have trouble asking for help but i really need what help i can get. thank you, so so so much.
#mutual aid#fundraiser#help#god i dont know what to tag this im just kinda ripping off the bandage bc ive been anxious about posting about this since i got asked to#leave. head in hands. please help by spreading the word if you cant spare any cash i completely understand.#i dont know what i can offer. my ability to do art has been really really low and with my sleeping/living arrangements my wrists shoulders#back have been in fucking wretches states so its hard for me to do much#if youre wonder about the other fundraiser i did a few years ago#the person i replaced in a renting situation ended up fucking me over and got basically evicted into the 2nd week of college and i had 3 da#to leave that situation or more people wouldve gotten fucked over. and ive been basically couch surfing since trying to find work#anyways i havent slept in a bed for more than a weekend since october 2021 my back is turbo fucked please help
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it's hilarious to me when people suggest resources for homelessness like i haven't already tried/considered them.
yes, homeless people know the local shelters and food banks. yes, homeless people know what a case manager is and often work with them. yes, homeless people know what food stamps are.
i've been doing this for over 4 years in 2 seperate states. if this had been military service, i'd be considered a veteran twice over. you don't know more about this lifestyle than i do. i have your pamphlets, your phone numbers, and your resource guides. i have all the business cards.
obviously people can't know what my experience is, and it's a good idea to suggest resources just in case. the thing is, whenever i say 'yeah, i tried that,' and 'i didn't like that place at all' people get... disheartened? annoyed? it's hard to tell. they don't seem to take it well in any case, especially cops.
not every homeless person wants a job, or medication, or rehab, and not all the resources are good. some of them are actively bad for homeless people.
not sure what my point with this post was, but i guess just listen to homeless people. instead of approaching with an idea of how you could help them, ask them what they want or need right now. trust them to lead their own lives. help them because they are people, not because you want them to get a job
#homeless#homelessness#got a meal from this guy one time that was going on about 'yeah ive been there man i know how it is'#and i was grateful obviously but then he started telling me about the job fair nearby and how i should go and i was like#'oh im disabled idk if thats a good idea right now. it makes it harder to get approved and itd just stress me out'#you know. the truth#and then he mentioned he was couch hopping for 3 months and the job fair helped him out of that situation#like sorry for your period of instability but your homelessness and my homelessness are very very different buddy#anyway#he was nice and i got a sandwich out of it
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i wass confused because you said your roommate called you “he”
my housemates also call each other they them yet somehow manage to understand which cross-sex hormones they'd have to inject in order to grow facial hair
#you think im gonna find $400 rent anywhere but a tranny home... not a damn chance#like ok rent is cheap beacuse of the original leaseholder having signed the damn thing nearly 20 years ago#so. due to some local rental laws the landlord cannot raise the rent. we're paying early pre-2008 rent#and because the O.G. is nonbinary he wants to keep this shit In The Community. I had to know someone to get in the place to begin with#and got lucky as fuck that right after i landed here and started couch surfing with strangers that 1 of them had dated someone in this house#im not about to start beedlessly making a stank about gender when it doesnt matter one iota in this situation. its#*needless....#its utterly unimportant.#i support the adult female right to troon out af just as much as i criticize misogyny homophobia medical negligence / malpractice etccc#but most importantly: i respect my ability to have a roof over my 🦲
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I do think certain people within Mercedes should maybe consider that a quote like that wouldn't be half as believable if Toto hadn't spent the last six months fawning like a lovesick teenager in the press and dropping quotes of a similar sentiment himself...
Once you start to doubt someone's integrity, you'll believe more and more scurrilous things about them with less and less questioning
#f1#I guess it's a form of cognitive dissonance#I like to think of it as the couch fucker paradox#I do find it weird an account would just make it up#And he was on their fp1 coverage today#So either somethings got lost in translation or... idk#Just a weird situation all around#Few years back people would have read that and gone THERES NO WAY THEYD SAY THAT...#Now everyone is like 'yeah sounds like something they'd say'#I even had people in my inbox telling me it wasn't disrespectful 🤣
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you wake up one morning and think that a few more minutes in bed won't hurt, right? you don't go back to sleep but you're still curled up in the sheets, eyes shut as you stay warm. and it's peaceful, until you feel and hear the blanket being moved around and a panicked whisper of "but she's sleeping right next to us," when you decide to crack one eye open. just to see takiishi keeping endo pinned to the mattress with his forearm on the other man's upper back, takiishis other hand pulling endos pants and boxers down together in one go. neither of them notice that you're awake yet, endo just trying to keep quiet to not disturb you while takiishis more focused on sliding his dick between endos cheeks for now. until he chooses that's not enough and fucks him. right next to you while you're 'asleep.'
#it's only bc takiishi got morning wood and wanted to deal with it a soon as possible#didn't bother waking endo up just manhandled him to his stomach not caring if he woke up from the actions or not#does not care that you're literally in the same bed. the bed that the three of you sleep in#assuming he doesn't banish endo to the couch#couldn't care less about endos panic either and endo has no clue if it's bc he's impatient and wants to get this done or if he didn't hear#☆— yapping#☆— freaky nyx#actually how do i even tag this...#also don't tell veen but i was the secret moot#im sorry i could not have the term “hotdogging” associated with me i had to go on anon for it#but i am a firm believer that takiishi does like it bc he 1. doesn't have to do much work a lot of the time#2. doesnt have to deal with that much of a mess afterwards. hates a lot of feelings/textures and sometimes that includes ur slick#depends on his mood tho really#also he's not prepping endo in this sort of situation sorry but it's fine bc he probably took up the ass the night before he's used to it#i wonder if venus is still up...#she didn't see my endo post from earlier but luckily that one isn't too bad in comparison to this
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Day 8: furniture moving affirmations
#Second day of rearranging my entire apartment: quite happy with my new bedroom and I have a lounge/den instead of a living room now#But boy howdy I have moved so much furniture in the past couple days. And I have to move more tomorrow#But it's just the studio that's left so yay?#I wrote detailed step by step lists for how to prepare for and set up the bedroom and lounge (which is great because I kept losing directio#But the studio list is just vague 'keep shit accessible' followed by 'have fun and be yourself#Couch got to its destination alright#Was seriously worried it was a Nick's couch situation when it was wedged in a diagonally vertical fashion in the hallway
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I hate when the 100 thousand bees take root in your chest right before it’s time for slumber!! Guys please make your honey elsewhere I’m trying to sleep!!!
#guys i literally cannot sleep rn#sensory issues are the worst#the worst thing is I have a friend over and we are sharing my twin bed (top and tail style)#so my bed is too hot and too cramped which is NOT helping but I can’t just kick her out#she’s a guest!!#plus she got her car stolen today so like I have to have some grace here#and there is genuinely no where to put her unless we aired up the ol airmattress#or if I banished her to the couch which I just tried to lay on and is not really conducive to sleeping on#with all this extra time i should work on my essays but i think the bees won’t let me#really unfortunate situation because i cannot stay up all night I need to spend tomorrow actually working on my essay#ughhhhhh
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Done complaining sorry I've had a shitty past couple days lmfao
#broke (?) my toe i also hit ny knee on ny couch which we all know means I have. a huge bump on my knee and it hurt to walk cause y'know#why would my knees respond normally to the littlest contact#been doing pretty much nothing but schoolwork the past 4-5 days i took like one break to play smash bros#and whenever i have to do something else besides schoolwork of course it doesnygo well#it's been fun#i'm really upset about the shirt i know it's hust a shirt but just. for reference#i was really excited for the shirt and it's like my only momento from my first Miku concert dhdhdbdf#and going to a vocaloid concert was like a HUGE childhood dream and bucket list item for me it's a big deal#and i sent it home so i could wear it for the concert and garuntee it was there and didn't get stuck at school if it came late#and my mom lost it. like genuinely we all thought she accidentally threw it out cause she had thrown out some empty packages while cleaning#and she was CONVINCED she had thrown it out#so flash forward a bit and my mom is packing some stuff to move and she finds the package! so i actually just finally got this shirt like.#a week ago#and it's like my favorite shirt it's big and comfy and really cute and it has all the cryptonloids on it it's perfect!#like Miku and Kaito are on the top and they're my favorites and it's perfect it's great!#and i have had many issues with my laundry this year and my living situation in general#so for the first time of me ever washing this shirt. and probably the last time of me doing laundry this semester#for that shirt specifically to get ruined???#after i specifically put it with clothes i knew wouldn't ruin it#so my guess is that someone put something in the dryer that shouldn't have been in there and it left a residue that i cannot stress enough#ONLY GOT ON THIS SPECIFIC ARTLE OF CLOTHING#kind of fucking sucks!
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I honestly really wish I had my ketamine today instead of last Friday and next Friday. I'm doing every other week, but I've been feeling really depressed the last few days
#like yesterday i was literally lying on the couch crying because i couldn't feel joy from activities that i usually do#and i was struggling to even eat because nothing sounded good because depression just makes everything feel so dull#and i was struggling a lot at work too which has usually been better for the last few months#idk it's probably partially situational because of the election#probably triggering my feelings of hoplelessness#i was also pretty stressed about registering for classes for the spring because you can't register while on a medical leave of absence#but i got that sorted out and was able to register. i should have a decision about whether they decide to reinstate me by the end of the mon#maybe going back to school will be good for me. I'll have lots of assignments and studying to keep me busy#and maybe it will be helpful to be surrounded by peers even though most my friends have graduated#I'll probably try to get drunk and watch a movie with my bunny tonight
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PLL Set Design
#I like getting to hear about the liar's rooms#pll#pll meta#got distracted thinking about how much each parent works#both of spencer's parents work so much they are never in town#i don't think it's ever stated or implied whether peter or veronica make more? or which side all these family propertys are from#(XD or whose mother is the nana that spencer yelled at on the phone and whose couch haleb desecrated)#wayne works and pam doesn't#tom works and ashley didn't use to work but does now#tom still makes more obvs#and their whole child support/alimony situation is very unclear to me#byron and ella both work though byron makes more and it sounded like ella wasn't planning on teaching till her art gallery hours got cut#and she needed to support a separate apartment
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Number 6, for Hallowrove!
Okay this is the fun one I'd hoped someone would pick because the thing is it's happened so many times in canon already that there's just NO question about the answer
Hallowrove's List Of Who She'd Go To If Badly Injured, by preference:
- Fluorine Scaleflats, a Rubbery friend with a great skill and interest in Shapeling Arts who can be relied on to piece her back together in (mostly) (if asked nicely) the right order
- Haarsink, who also knows shapeling arts and can probably apply them in a much less biologically creative manner in a medical setting, but is second on the list because showing up bleeding at his place would stress him the hell out (ask me how I know lol)
- Oversol, who although being a deeply trusted safe place to go has no particular medical knowledge or skills and will probably just call a very expensive doctor and/or pick Hallowrove up and sprint her to a hospital, while being VERY stressed either way
Hallowrove's List Of Who He'd Go To If Badly Injured, by what inevitably actually ends up happening:
- Oversol
- Haarsink that one time
- But other than that it's always Oversol
- Good lord Hallowrove you are going to put this poor man into heart failure we have got to stop letting this happen so often -
#ask game#worst part is 'that one time' with Haarsink was only AFTER being sprinted there by Oversol jdhfhfjsj -#Hallowrove ends up badly banged up a lot from monster hunting or from crossing the wrong people and by now can usually deal with it#but there have been just an awful lot of times where they've either gotten hurt in Oversol's presence or he's the closest door to stumble to#or the first option they can pull into a hazy mind while stumbling through the dark#they're really conscious about stressing him especially at the current stage in the plot#but the two of them have crashed on each other's couches enough times that there's few states of disrepair they haven't seen each other in#and there's no one Hallowrove would rather have around for the aftermath and recovery of an injury,even if Oversol does fuss terribly#have to shout out Haarsink again though. poor man got home from a day's work to find one friend bleeding on his floor and another panicking#and.#.....okay i did just remember how he dealt with the other half of the situation but the Hallowrove part at least he dealt with well hdhfhfhs#my guy's got a neat twisted up Shapeling Arts scar now where a knife wound used to be#ANYWAY. excessive blorbo rambling is my passion#Hallowrove tag
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Oh my god I was NOT expecting to leave the Sun & Foxy fake date ep. mildly shipping Puppet and Foxy?? Help when I clicked on it I was kinda thinking “oh. More fake kidscove stuff. That’s always fun :)” but then everything happened and???????????? Huh??????? Like I don’t really ever ship TSBS characters just cuz it feels weird to me but?? Oh my god
#HELP???#I don’t know how to feel#like the whole Puppet Bodypillow situation is very 🤨 on Monty’s part obviously and kinda very weird#BUT#but but.#Puppet what was that reaction when Foxy kept it??#like Foxy was being completely normal about it. he took it because well Why Not and to maybe sell as a ‘collectors item’#then YOU made it weird#I don’t. hm#is Puppet catching feelings for Foxy??#like. there is NO WAY they included over half an episode of JUST the two of them for. nothing#like Monty at the end was even like ‘🤨hey. hey buddy why are you. Being Like This? Hm?’#I. I don’t know to me personality it honestly kinda seems like it. could work??#like it just felt so REAL to me when they were in Puppet’s new apartment and like. Foxy knew EXACTLY what Puppet would want#and he got EXACTLY what Puppet would want. and you could see how happy Puppet was they were just trying to act not excited#“I like. Couches. I like comfortable couches.’’ and ‘You have a very comfortable couch’ like??? excuses to just. be in Foxy’s house more???#I am reading waaaaaaaaaaaay too much into this but CMON. PUPPET YOU WERE NOT NORMAL ABOUT ANY OF THIS BUT WHY??? PUPPET.#and FOXY?? FOXY YOU ARE POOR. Foxy the most recurring thing about you is that You Need More Money. and then you.#spend MILLIONS of dollars on an apartment for Puppet???? adhdjfjskdjdhagfjskfsjd#like. going back to Puppet. she even EXCPLICITY made some romance-related comments regarding Foxy and?? I don’t know. I don’t knowwww#IS SHE catching feelings?? IS she?? I just. that felt like Something. their entire interaction the whole time felt like Something.#puppet x foxy#(kind of)#mgafs#mgafs puppet#mgafs foxy#i rambled a bit#THAT JUST. chat I am TELLING YOU there is SOMETHING. there is something. I really hope we expand on this because PLEASE. please#it just. as a Ship it feels soft and comfy?? like a comfort ship?? idk I just really hope they expand on this#if they don’t I’ll live. I’ll just be Silly in my head and imagine it being real. BUT IF THEY DO. ILL NEVER BE NORMAL AGAIN
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so i did watch jocks in jills as per my usual monday routine
#we had another wonderful couch session with better audio than last time#i saw them in tv makeup and knew immediately what happened lmao [they partied w team ca and didn't sleep]#on another note they have got to fix the trade process like these players get asked about it and they can barely come up with any positives#oh and miss julia tocheri revealed the poulin and desbiens do a ton of interviews for the french broadcast#bc it's required for equal coverage and they are the only ones who speak french which makes sense#so i've got to find those if anyone can hook a girl up lmk [i will take this worlds last worlds any team ca game]#also julia and i have the same read on the t swift situation live laugh love#the vanisova interview was good sound was bad tho :(#i will say that tessa really rides on having existing relationships with these players#i think she is probably better at broadcast than podcast and i'm ok with that#julia is better i think at getting good interviews out of the players they don't know [ie not on team canada] which makes sense#considering she is doing more of the interviewing on the broadcasts#anyways thanks for coming to my post script live tweet of the episode once again i cannot recommend the youtube version enough
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thinking about how i was only in the hospital for a week bc i hated the staff so much i forgot to hate myself
#miles thots#tw suicide#actually what happened was i told the story of my coming out and expressed my anger at my mom for taking so long to be okay with my transne#in a group session and the nurse was so quick to defend my mom even saying she sounded like a good mom even after i told her it was the#biggest reason i wanted to die#and she was all ‘i’m sure she just didn’t understand’ even though i said i’d sent her videos and links to articles and offered to explain#myself if she still didn’t get it#this nurse made me feel so incredibly invalidated. i left group early and my roommate came to check on me (he’s also trans so he got it)#i was actually still actively suicidal when they released me but i hid it so well bc i couldn’t stand to be in there any longer#my friends saved me more than that place did. they let me crash on their couches until i was ready to talk to my mom#also- in case anyone actually read this: my mom is wonderful and i love her and we have a very strong relationship now.#it took a lot of work to get here though and it doesn’t change how i view what she did or how she made me feel in the past#but we have talked about all of it and i’ve forgiven her. she’s now my biggest supporter and i love her to the ends of the earth#so this story isn’t me talking bad ab my mom- just the situation and the response i received#oh yeah also they violated hippa and i didn’t realize it for about a year and while they had no right-#i also don’t care enough to do anything ab it anymore lol#tw transphobia#< almost forgot that one
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every day i think I would love 2 watch a cute video of a little chihuahua. and then i see ppl purposefully stressing their dog out and laughing and filming when the dog is visibly afraid or aggressive. and it makes me so mad i see red
#funny#stoppp putting them in situations STOP IT !!!#fucking videos where ppl r like Lol took my dog to the walmart and she ws freaking out 😂 YA DUDE.#bc dogs have very sensitive hearing and sens of smell. and walmart has a lot of things to look at#of course the dog is gonna be freaking out it isnt fucking funny...#and these r th same ppl who will go without training gheir chihuahua bc its when chihuahuas r aggressive#and then th chihuahua attacks them for whatever reason and th dog ends up dead or in th pound. bc dumbfuck owners think its funny to stress#out their dogs for funny internet videos. IT Mkes me so mad#theres like. 2 groups of ppl with seemingly opposite views on chihuahuas and theyre both evil#and its rh cunts who call them rats and talk abt how they hate rhem and want to run them over which. legitimately kys#you dont have ro want a chihuahua but what the fuck is wrong with tou. that you see somebody talking abt their dog and you talk abt how#youd love to harm it. i think you should burn kn hell 4ever ok?#and the other ppl r ppl who 'love' chihuahuas. and then mistreat rhem bc its funny when theyre scared or stressed. sigh#chihuahuas should never be in any situation ever chihuahua job is snuggle in blankets. frolick. snuggle on couch.. eat food.. frolick again#thats IT !!!#animal abuse#a2t#SRY. got heated i love chihuahuas
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