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Say bye-bye! Bye-bye!
#first of my 'helen wheels' gifsets!#this throuple#lmfaoooo#gosh they're hot#paul mccartney#linda mccartney#denny laine#wings#paul mccartney and wings#helen wheels#1970s#70s#1973#my gifs#beatlesedit#wingsedit#beatlegirlsedit
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Miku and... Mikuo!?
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Hmmm 🤔?
BONUS:
#Big Man bringing all the bois to the yard cuz his milkshake is—😳 oh my what am I saying???#Let the Ray date his bois and daddies#hope yall enjoy this since some expressed how yall like how I draw BM#big man#mr coco#gnarly eddy#gnarly eddy and nails#mr grizz#splatoon 3#splatoon#You know the stereotype of shippers shipping two characters together because they're hot#mhmm yeah thats me drawing all of these#gosh golly BM is so hawt and the rest of his harem suitors#Should I draw BM with Spyke; Bisk and one of the jellyfish merchants???#lol his types are merchant lads unless ya tell me otherwise#big man splatoon#mr coco splatoon#gnarly eddy and nails splatoon#mr grizz splatoon
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His eyes are so blue here.
#and they're so pretty too#oh my gosh#i'm swooning#i can't believe i find van gogh hot#but damn he made him hot#am i right#or am i right#vincent van gogh#van gogh#at eternity's gate#willem dafoe
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new idea
so i used to ballroom dance and the issue was that there were never enough boys for all the girls who wanted to dance. which makes sense because dancing is frequently considered "girly" even though it requires all this strength and perseverance, which are typically considered "manly." not that I agree with any of that but that's the general perception of society
now consider: girls in suits are way hot
what if some of the extra girls decided to learn the guys' part instead and just got dressed up all hot in whatever the guy would wear and so you could get lesbians competing??? ??
Also this could go the other way tbh I would love to see a couple of guys in long flowy dresses like slay
#ballroom#dance#ballroom dance#girls in suits#tell me im not the only one#i can't be#like they're so gosh darn hot#especially if they had like the hair that they usually do for their fancy dresses?#and the makeup#and huge eyelashes#gorgeous#lesbians
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growing up on diff kpop gens with my younger sister this is wild bc her le sserafim/nwjns/illit/kiof was my snsd/aoa/apink/girls' day/exid/gfriend/rv :( 4th/5th gen vs 2nd/3rd gen have CRAZY different energies it's fascinating
#tp#i used to be a die hard sone and pink panda and taeyeon and chorong were the apples of my eye ughh#still AM but the energy is diff bc they're HARDLY active as a group ;-;#miss having hani in every single variety show ever and being a buddy and reloading soumu's page for navillera's release#SCANDALIZED by aoa's concepts but the music was SOOOO good and girls day too my GOSH#want to say bring back the sexy anthems bc that's where they write the best music BUT!! 😞😞 everyone's barely 17-18 nowadays#(not that im not basically their age too but!! good music was good music)#i miss being 9 and hiding the fact that i religiously watched exid's hot pink mv for green highlights!hani 😞😞#and!! and!! all of the chorong dolphin scream compilations!!#and we got married!! i didn't care if they were scripted to hell and back i was just SO entertained ahahaha#and there was this program called showtime where they'd follow groups' days and film various activities they did over many episodes#and that was SO fun#i LOVED apink and exid's showtimes and they did a showtime season for mamamoo and gfriend TOGETHER and once they made them swap#mvs and they filmed each others' music videos the same way and vibes it was hilarious!!#i missed seeing them go on immortal songs and perform!!#i missed the excitement of hearing insanely good vocalists perform solo ballads like eunji solji taeyeon minah etc#THE BIG PINK SUBS AHAHHAHAH those were the days
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My type is gay men and lesbian women, but as someone who is non binary, I attract the most tragic bisexuals
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it's always crazy that my first thought about the end of the world or escaping or having to flee is: god i hope i die
does that make me a coward? i don't see myself living through fleeing if an earthquake collapses our house or something just please end it
being told everything is weird and unprecedented and that they're preparing for something just please i don't want to live through another global catastrophic event just let me die man
with my health problems already it's a struggle enough to get up and live i can't imagine bejng in a real crisis if my body is already taking this as a sign im going tk die
do i like how reactive i feel when ppl talk about the possible catastrophe of earthquakes or eclipses or preparing for some unknown something to happen? no. i don't like the fear and the immediate "i need to kill myself or ill suffer unknown tragedies" maybe ive read too much apocalypse fiction where the world ends and factions split and people run rampid
because i know im not built to survive it. im not and i cant. i don't want to live in fear again by the powers over me I don't want to be subject to cruelty and horror
#eughh. im not doing too hot. armageddon plus bad work day plus religious parent living in house until further notice equals metal screeching#brain is sobbing and writhing in trauma and fear im a little kid again waiting for the world to end but this time im not praying for safety#im staring up hoping its quick#i am spiralingggg oh gosh#took just a few minutes of talking to her and hearing “we need to be prepared and there's a x in the sky and they're spraying chem trails”#can't start crying like a bitch about it grow up hya don't melt into hysterics you dumb fuck you're never not gonna be suicidal but at least#get the fuck over it stuff it down or whatever#bunspeaks
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This connection is supposed to be symmetrical.
#ineffablefool original post#not good omens#it's been like this for over a day now and customer support has no ETAs no explanation#although if you keep escalating up their chain then you'll keep getting completely different mutually contradictory details!#pretty cool how they're one of exactly two options for broadband in this very much not rural area#and the other option is the one where we tried to switch to them once but their installer guy was 100% incompetent#and responded to our saying 'do not go in this one room' by going 'nah it's fine' and strolling on in there anyway#(he left the room eventually but it was definitely not until he was good and ready)#(imagine letting a service person into your house and then they decide to wander around in an off-limits room for a couple minutes#while you are standing there insisting firmly that they Do Not#it is *so awkward*#and what do you do like?? call the cops??? dude will just leave the room before they show up and then you look like a weirdo)#he also promised to not knock an access hole in a specific area of wall but then when he got outside he just went ahead and did it anyway#and just left it there for us to find when we went outside after he'd gone#i seldom hope people get fired but gosh i hope that at some point he got fired#ANYWAY i guess what i'm saying is that i would like a pretty angel to give me hot chocolate + listen to my woes + miracle them all better#but who doesn't amirite?
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my little concepts! frodo looks odd but I think Sam looks great. lmk please
#lotr art#lotr#lotr fanart#lord of the rings#frodo#frodo baggins#sam gamgee#samwise the brave#gosh I love them#my dad keeps telling me that they're not gay because they don't know what gay is#and I really want to yell at him:#HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF LOVE IS LOVE? THATS BECAUSE YOU FIND LOVE WHEN YOU APPRECIATE SOMEONES LOOKS OR PERSONALITH#no they don't have a concept of gay. they have a concept of love. gay is the name we made for two boys loving so when we say “love”#we know which kind. loving someone because they're who you chose to love is literally how this works what is he on 💀#anyway yeah that's my hot take#in the most literal sense#love is love#I mean they're not gay and I'm just feeding into my delusions but. man#forehead kisses are so homoerotic you guys they have to be something#frodo x sam
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USEFUL thank you for spelling it out for me and anyone else who might need it!
so i have a mildly popular “reblog and put in in the tags” post going around and its. very clear how many people don’t know how to interact with a tumblr post
so, first of all, tumblr’s culture has changed a lot in the past couple years. there’s a genuine community effort to not start any drama, and ironically a lot of the current hostility is an effort to keep things calm. there’s also a change in how people interact with posts, so if you haven’t been here in a while please skip down to the tags/replies/reblog with text section.
for newcomers: you should be reblogging posts about as liberally as you would like something on twitter. if you only like stuff, people will think you are rude/a bot. you’ve probably heard people talk about “cultivating your dash,” and thats because this platform is 100% centered around your dashboard. trending matters less, unfollowing and blocking in order to shape your dash into it’s best form is widely accepted, the majority of the content you’ll find and interact with will be because of your dash, and the only way to put things on your dash is to reblog them. tumblr users are deeply distrustful of algorithms and have largely turned off the “see posts your friends have liked” function (i recommend you also turn of the various algorithms in settings → general settings → dashboard preferences).
so, once you’ve reblogged a post, there’s three ways to add content to it. the tags, replies, and reblogging with text. all of them have different connotations
the tags: an inside voice. originally they were meant for organizing your blog (and they’re still used for this), but they’ve also morphed into a way to share thoughts that aren’t funny/insightful enough for non-followers to be interested in. when in doubt, put your comment in the tags
replies: basically talking to your friends in class. your followers have no way of finding your replies (they don’t pop up on the dash, nobody gets notified except for the original poster) so chances are, only the person who made the post is gonna see your comment. it’s for quick one-offs that you’re okay with other people overhearing, but really is only made for one person. they’re like a public dm
reblog with text: an outside voice. you’re getting up on a stage in town square and entertaining people. make sure it’s funny or insightful— bottom line, add something new to the conversation. you should use this the least
general rules of thumb:
when in doubt, reblog. people will judge you if your blog is only personal posts and you only interact with other content by liking it.
the only things people will judge you for reblogging are personal vent posts. leave a like to give a little virtual hug
if a post is asking about your personality/opinions (i.e: tell me what’s the last tv show you watched, that kind of thing) put it in the tags
also if you see a nice edit, gifset, or art, reblog and say something nice in the tags! it’s that nice sweet spot of common enough that no one will notice but uncommon enough to make the artist’s day
#I've been on here for a hot minute and this is still helpful#thank God someone finally spelled it out#my social skills in person are bad enough online they unless they're specific rules I don't know how to function#thank God this person spelled it out#oh my gosh#my lack of social confidence was really giving me anxiety#thank God
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LPer doesn't ask the bikini babes about Hojo
No dude, ask, I HAVE to know their motivations!
#they're all fashion designers apparently#so getting cozy with hojo might have been a business move of some kind#because there's NO WAAAAAAY they'd find him hot#super watches ff7 rebirth#ff7 rebirth spoilers#gosh dang these LPers and their lack of care for certain details
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the flatshare thread pt 1
#^the amazon show#these actors are so hot .....#SCREW JUSTIN ME AND ALL MY HOMIES HATE JUSTIN#ughhhhh#no this is actually kind of so cute even if they're majorly misrepresenting a lot of important parts#like that's still tiffy and leon at their core i feel like they read the book#i can feel the vibe i can see the vision#it's just so much ... sharper and sleeker than in my imagination? like in her writing it's very sketchbook colored pencils vibe#also taking out katherin booooo and making rachel mean was so#BUT HOWING GERTY AND MO<3333333#feb 2 2024#it's so modern when tiffy is just not#except what did they do to gerty#mo is perfect#ugh gosh leon and holly r perfect tho#tiffy n leon r gonna be so hot tgt i'm#wait the guy sounds like the uncle from derry girls😭😭#also the music is terrible lol#oooooooooo wait i like how they got her to hospice#holly is perfect#THEY FOT STUFF LIKE CORAL UNIT THO THATS SO PRECIOUS#guys they're so cute#like u can js tell its low budget LOL#if they don't end the series on the end...#lol i think i'm gonna finish there's only two eps left#GHEYRE DOING HOLLYS BIRTHDAY PARTY IM SONNING#oh god#oh my box that's how old#that's#ow
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MODERN LOVE SONGS
⊹ ⋆˚ 𓏲 – minors dni. fem!reader. heavy smut. cucking. cheating. slight voyeurism. daddy kink. unprotected sex. oral (m & f). pussy talking. fingers in a-hole. consensual recording. not proofread. just random song lyrics + hq boys <3 masterlist. tokyo rev version otw.
wakatoshi. bokuto. osamu. atsumu. sakusa. suna. kenma. kuroo.
WAKATOSHI
"never thought i'd leave my kids until i left them in her mouth,"
toshis above you trailing breathless curses as he watches you suck him off threw his lashes- jaw painfully aching as you blow his big dick while he keeps a hand on the back of your head, fingertips coiling within your loose hair. a pinkish hue blushes across his cheeks while your mouth slowly invites his whole length in your throat, the button of your nose nuzzling against his pubs.
your eyes are watery from the countless times his swollen tip had poked at the back of your mouth, spit escaping out from the corners of your lips to run down to his balls. a laugh so sinful that can make you cum untouched from beneath your panties exits from toshi once he notices your signature glittery lip gloss smeared all over the base of his cock and your pigmented mascara plastered past your under eyes.
“such a doll, suckin’ my dick so motherfuckin’ good- missed getting your faced fucked, didn’t you?”
his cock begins to twitch against the walls of your tight throat, panting and swearing nonstop till he’s cumming all up in your mouth, warm semen brimming over to both your lips and chin giving him the best fucking sight he has ever seen.
BOKUTO
"yeah i heard she got surgery, still wanna clap from the back just to see if her ass soft,"
raw dogs pussy from the back like it's the first time he's in one since the day he came out of one every. fucking. time. bo has your kneecaps dug deep in his king sized mattress- the tainted sounds of skin smacking plug your ears as he keeps a strong hand latched on your hip, rocking your lower back and forward against his pungent thrust. he's a tease too, you know- placing his two thumbs over your asshole to maul the nub just so he can feel your wet pussy clench and throb, his fat heavy balls slapping off your ass.
he’s the biggest you’ve ever taken. gosh his dicks so fucking huge, it’s like he gets even bigger every time you see him, but it makes you so wet. so wet you don’t even need to use any form of lubricant for him to stuff you up.
and now he's fucked you so damn stupid that the strength to talk has vanished for you- firm hands setting painful slaps on your naked ass before squeezing it sorely, making sure you'll be able to feel the flaming sensation his gigantic palms left on your bum for the next few days whenever you try to sit. you love it though- in love with how he stretches you out, making you feel so fucking full.
“yeah, you love that, don’t ya, pretty baby? ‘bouta fill this pussy up cause daddy knows that’s what ya want,”
SAKUSA
"you can call her phone and i'll probably answer,”
to him, the timing of this phone call couldn't have been more perfect- knowing you're so so close by the way your velvety walls pulsate against his hard cock on repeat.
“pick it up, baby. your man's callin' you. don't wanna ignore him now do we?”
a real meanie. takes it upon himself to answer your boyfriends phone call, picking up your phone before pressing the speaker button so you talk to the poor guy while he continues to fuck the literal living breathing shit right out of you. right on top of the shared bed with your boyfriend.
god he wants to laugh so freaking badly- pulling out of your messy hole dangerously slow only to pound back inside you with no word other then a sinning grin while he gives your tits a paining smack loud enough for your boyfriend to catch it crystal clear.
"we'll then, pretty? go head and tell him how kiyoomi fuckin' sakusas made you his bitch and you're about to cum all over his big cock, or i'm tellin' him myself."
couple seconds later he’s got you creaming all on his length as your boyfriend from the other line hears you have the most phenomenal, toe curling, life changing, spine tingling orgasm you've ever faced.
AKAASHI
“she callin’ me daddy, i’m somebodies father,”
keijis got your wimpy legs draped over his shoulders, his sweat lined forehead kissing your own as he watches your pretty face expressions shift while your pussy hustles to lure in every inch of his big dick in.
but now he's just as fucked out as you are- hips rutting against yours with more desperation each time- moans becoming more winded once he’s sure he's close to filing you up to the brim. he’s fucked you so good your brains turned into mush, little yelps slipping from your parted lips as you feel every last ragged vein located on his dick draw against your delicate walls.
“fuck- love your cock so much, daddy! don’t want you to stop!
your holding onto his biceps, the tips of your acrylics jagged in his bare flesh as he reaches all of your sensitive points till your poor ol’ cunt milks him dry, womb filling up with his cum before he’s fucking another one in you right after.
“and i fucking love this cunt, angel. want you to be a good girl and take daddys cock one more round for me,”
SUNA
"she came for me twice, i didn't even nut for her once, you know i'm a pleaser,”
the perfect mixture of sweetheart and asshole during sex. when he finds the need, he’ll be a fucking sadist. but he knows how to please you the right way.
rintarōs number one concern is for you to cum. and if he can make it happen more then once before he’s shooting his own load in either one of your holes, then he will.
he looses it once he feels your dripping cunt squeeze him in, hips bucking up and rocking in you harder and harder. just after two orgasms you were awfully cum drunk, eyes crossing ‘n rolling back while he’s got your tits bouncing back and forth as your almost exploding-grip on his varsity team t-shirt tightens.
sunas dragging dreamy moans and whimpers from you as he sinks in his cock deep in your tummy. he cant tear his gaze off the way your puffy folds are sprawled around his dick, sticky body stiffening once his stomach coils from the familiar feeling of his orgasm edging him.
but he doesn’t wanna give in just yet. especially since he’s sure you’re not far yourself from reaching your high once more.
“shit- ‘got the tightest little pussy. think you can cum for me jus’ one more time, angel? c’mon, know you got it in ya, wanna see you cream on me again,”
KUROO
"we gon' make a movie like ray jay and kim kardash,"
bouncing in his strong lap, kuroos iphone’s blocking half of his face as he focuses on recording his pretty girl getting herself off on his cock- filming how desperate you are for his cum while he words the dirtiest things known to man behind that phone of his.
gives your tits a couple smacks before he’s toying with your nipples, wet cunt pulsating around his length once you feel his cold fingertips on your skin. it felt like your pussy was being slip into half- your little hole always striving to compromise to his monstrous size no matter how many times it’s been fucked by his cock.
“soo pretty- my girl wanted to ride me on camera tonight. ‘missed this cute cunt, baby. all fucking mine,”
your sore hips are grinding on his dick, teary eyes closed tightly as you feel all those inches he’s packing inside what really felt like your literal gut. he was near to pulling your first orgasm of that night, cocktip piercing your cervix once you seat back down nice and slow on him one last time till your cums caking his throbbing length- phone getting inches close to your messy cunt that was sparkling from your sweet arousal.
“god look at that shit. f-fucking hell- you gonna make me cum, sweetheart, wanna fill you up so badly,”
OSAMU & ATSUMU
"that p get devoured, told my brother she ours,”
the heavy weight of osamus cock stretches your suffering pussy out, spasming walls never failing to make his dick feel blissed out inside your wet cunt. he can't take his eyes away from it either, watching how his mesmerizing pussy takes all of him in in one piece, your finger nails embellishing his firm back with pigmented scratches.
"look at you, taking ‘samu like a fuckin' champ. wet ass pussy leakin' all over the place. been that desperate for a cock up in you, huh?"
his hips grind up into your cunt, brushing over your cervix as you beg him to keep fucking you harder and harder- to which your wish becomes granted, skin slapping being the only thing heard as he coils your insides till you're completely slurring your words.
the blonde twins got his fingers invading your drooling mouth, chocking your small throat roughly with his middle and index, spit dribbling down your chin while the other twins hips thrust upwards uncontrollably- his tip scarping the sore point inside you.
his cocks so deep inside you it almost burns, making you feel so full. osamus emphasizing each and every praise he voices with a savage thrust, his sweaty abdomen tensing up from your pretty cunt pulsating.
your mouth's falling open dramatically once he lines your hole livid white, squealing noises of your sloppy pussy drowning in his ears while he fucks into you as his slit clears out his cum.
"such a needy slut for my cock. goin' all dumb after a quick fuck. now get up 'n let ‘tsumu fuck all this cum back in ya,"
KENMA
"then you'll end up sittin' all over my bottom lip, baby,"
eats you slowly cause he's sooo in love with your pussy. always savoring your aroma with each kiss and lick he plants on your fluttering folds. loves whispering praises sweet as candy knowing it only gets you wetter and wetter. his pink tongue swirls over your clit, slurping up your addictive arousal as you pull at his two toned strands from above, his hungry moans buzzing against your precious folds.
"holy shit you’re so wet, i make you feel good huh, princess? mmm- taste so fucking good, could eat this cute pussy every single day,”
converses directly with your pussy cause duh? she's got lips too yk- watching your glossy slick spill to your weakened thighs whenever he says something absolutely vile as his head stays buried between your two legs.
groans against your pounding sex as his finger travels to your clit, circulating at it to draw you closer to your orgasm- and you know his gamer fingers are fucking peerless. nothing will ever compare to the way he fucks up into your small hole with them, the tips trailing against your walls as his versed thumb rubs at your clit till he's got you pulling a picasso- painting his pretty fucking face with your cum before he gives you the same treatment back in return.
© FSUNA
#queue🔖#I HAVE NO WORDS#WAKATOSHI SAKUSA AKAASHI AND THE MIYA TWINS#BARK BARK BARK#😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫💖#gosh i miss haikyuu#🫣🫣🫣💕#they're so so big and hot#ugh 😫#haikyuu smut#haikyuu x reader#hq smut#hq x reader#tw.cuckolding#tw.voyeurism#tw.cheating
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as a prank, ace and epel start referring to their upperclassmen as members of their family rather than by name — when they're not actually talking to their upperclassmen, of course — just to see how long it will take them to notice. and after a while, the other freshmen start doing it, too.
ace is the first one to come up with this idea. he think it's a harmless little thing, a prank that'll cause plenty of mayhem but won't get him in any serious trouble. so he starts referring to cater and trey as his dad and mom respectively, and riddle as his uptight, no-nonsense older brother.
("one time i saw my brother try to put one of mom's tart into like a ziplock bag to save it for later, and when he took it out like two days afterwards, it fell apart immediately and he started bawling, ha ha! my dad got the whole thing on camera and shared it with me — i can show you if you want.")
he ropes epel in on the plan. epel is a little more hesitant, but seeing this as a way to get back at vil, even in a small way, he agrees to it. vil is now "ma" and rook is now "pa". people do start to wonder why he still uses he/him pronouns to refer to his supposed mother, but they decide not to question it too much.
("a few months ago, my pa told me a story about how one time my ma was trying to comb his hair, only for his comb to get stuck. so he got another comb to get the first one out, and that ended up getting stuck, too. five combs later, and peepaw had to rush him to the barber for an emergency haircut. it was pretty funny, but now i'm left wondering how pa even knew that story... hold on, i need to check my bathroom mirror for cameras, excuse me.")
surprisingly, deuce catches on pretty quickly, and he starts thinking maybe it's a new dorm policy. he doesn't know why, or why nobody else seems to be doing it, but ace seems pretty sure of himself, so he starts doing it, too, if a bit awkwardly.
("my brother always gets on my case for my bad grades. it's a little frustrating, but he only does it because he cares. my dad tutors me whenever he can, but he's not very good at studying, either. but whenever i do get good grades on my report card, my mom makes me egg tarts!")
yuu starts after they ask ace about it, and thinking it's a good prank, they decide to join in on a little mischief. so they start referring to all the teachers as their "dad". it makes people really confused, because they assume they only have one dad, two at most, but "dad" seems to change personalities every single time they talk about him.
("i was helping my dad do paperwork the other day, except we didn't get anything done and spent the entire evening playing solitaire and making dog puns."
"i was filling my dad's basketballs for him for his next game, whilst simultaneously helping him rework his pick-up lines that he's going to use on rsa's 'hot librarian' — his words, not mine. it was... a weird experience."
"i was feeding my dad's cat a couple of days ago, but i guess i fed him too much, because he's just a ball with limbs now. it's fine, though — it's not like my dad actually goes anywhere. too old for that, y'know?")
ortho is up next. idia's already ortho's brother, so he can't really do anything with that, but he really wants in on the average teenage experience of pranking your peers. so he starts referring to literally every upperclassmen he knows as his "brother". this is when everyone starts to realize that something's wrong, because some of things ortho says can not apply to idia in any reality.
("my brother is so talented! he's so good at talking to people, and making them sign contracts with him, and convincing them to invest in his restaurant... gosh, i wish i could be as good at communicating as him!")
jack is, unsurprisingly, very unamused when he figures out what the others are doing, but he doesn't try to stop them. but after a few weeks of exposure, and jack starts unconsciously doing it, too, which the others don't point out to him because they think it's absolutely hilarious.
("my brother didn't show up to morning practice, again, so my other brother and i went lookin' for him, and we ended up findin' him in a tree. obviously, my brother and i can't climb as well as my eldest bro can, so my brother just... threw a spelldrive disk at him. to get him out of the tree. and then we had to rush him to the infirmary because now he had a concussion. i don't... i don't know why he thought that would work.")
sebek is the last hold-over. not only is he unamused by this prank — and frankly very aghast when he realizes that jack has also been infected by it — but he's also really repressed and will do literally whatever it takes to not sully his image in the eyes of diasomnia. of course, with enough wear and tear, this doesn't last very long.
("ugh. my brother fell asleep on the road AGAIN! i swear, so many people have tripped over him, i'll be surprised if he hasn't broken any ribs yet.")
ace and epel think all of this is extremely funny, so they all keep trucking along with it with nobody noticing for a couple of weeks. it's all fine and dandy until the first-years are out on the town during the weekend, and deuce gets involved in a really bad carriage crash.
at the hospital, deuce starts deliriously asking for his older brother to take him home. but when the receptionist checks his familial records, they're really confused because deuce never even had a brother.
unfortunately, ace knows exactly who deuce is talking about, and awkwardly spends the next 30 minutes trying to get a hold of riddle over the phone.
the awkwardness doesn't end as riddle actually gets to the hospital, and the doctor smiles and says, "you must be mr spade's big brother."
#twisted wonderland#twst#twst first years#jack howl#sebek zigvolt#deuce spade#ace trappola#ortho shroud#epel felmier#twst yuu#cater diamond#trey clover#riddle rosehearts#vil schoenheit#rook hunt#divus crewel#ashton vargas#mozus trein#twst lucius#idia shroud#azul ashengrotto#leona kingscholar#ruggie bucchi#twst silver#tw car accident#(kinda)#the foundiest family
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thinking about sylus cockwarming you when you're being just a bit too bratty at the linkon city auction he so adamantly did not want to attend, though he did find his latest predicament to thoroughly change his mood. dragged to an event he had only attended at your bequest, watching you mix and mingle with half of the attendees with that wine-red dress he had hiked to your hips just hours before, had him desperate to punish you for straying too far from him. how dare you drag him to an event that would surely bore him, and then spend the night out of reach?
that's what landed you in your current predicament, desperately trying to maintain a facade of interest at anything the gentlemen across from you was saying as if you weren't seated on sylus's cock. when he had pulled you onto his lap after sending you a SOS text, his strength and speed were god-like as he swiftly positioned you against his painfully hard cock and pushed your panties aside, positioning himself inside of you intrusively and painfully.
"don't move a muscle, kitten. i have no qualms over claiming you publicly just as i do privately. remember that when you tempt me, little crow," he had whispered into your ear. it didn't take long for the table to fill with people hoping to converse with linkon's best hunter and the infamous onychinus leader, much to your embarrassment and dismay.
you cringed at sylus's absolute control over the situation, responding to the man before him with indifference and disinterest as his cock filled you to the brim. the way he had you seated made everyone else none the wiser to your situation, but you had absolutely nothing else on your mind. only the way sylus so teasingly trailed his fingers over your bare thigh while his cock twitched inside of your pussy had you containing your whimpers with the strength of a god.
while the rest of the guests mindlessly chatted away, sylus made agonizingly small thrusts inside of you, teasing you with minuscule movements, just enough to make your gaze blurry and your skin hot. sylus, who undoubtedly knew this, breathed into your neck and whispered, "what's wrong, my sweet girl? feeling flushed?". and then the bastard laughed.
it was then you realized you could play just as dirty. you reached across the table and feined fake interest in the woman a few seats to your right's jewelry, taking her hand in yours. "oh my gosh, your bracelets! may i see? are those real diamonds? they're gorgeous!" you felt sylus's sharp hiss against your back and smiled, clenching your pussy against his cock to make things worse. you felt his hands dig into either side of your hips and slam you back into his embrace, inadvertently causing his cock to fully thrust into your wet pussy. you used several fake coughs to disguise your sudden gasp.
it was then that sylus had lost any interest in continuing this little game. as much as he absolutely loved to nip and tease at his kitten for hours, the need to fuck you and claim you into tears was much more ravenous. "my car, now," he rasped, slapping your thigh and forcing you off of his cock.
you were, unmistakenly, in for a very long night.
tws: p in v sex, public sex, cock warming, dirty talk, pet names
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