#gordon ramsay cooking

[kitchenitemz]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was competing in Hell’s Kitchen and wasn’t doing too well. Gordon asked me, “Do you know what you are?” and I told him something so aggressively self-depreciating that it was censored and he just stared at me. He made me stop cooking and pulled me aside but I don’t remember what he told me, just that it was something comforting/encouraging.

[a-star-that-burns-brightly]

GUYS I'M GONNA FUCKING SCREAM.

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

I’m the #1 “Meta Knight can cook” truther btw. Before I even knew that the English dub of the anime changed the scene completely from a serious moment about war making Sword and Blade envious of domestic lives to a scene making fun of Meta Knight’s cooking, I still denied the idea that he is helpless with food.

I like to think that Meta Knight is a alien and (because of implications in the anime) he has visited many, many planets in the past. He has learned the cooking methods and techniques and recipes of ten different alien civilizations. Possibly even more.

When traveling in deep space on the Halberd for months, he does not always got to choose the food he resupplies with. They do not have the luxury of going “oh I want a apple” when visiting a market ten galaxies away from the Gamble Galaxy. ESPECIALLY since many fruit and veg from the Gamble Galaxy is prohibited from trade in fear that blights like Dark Matter will spread through trade. It is VITAL to the survival of himself and his crew to have a expansive knowledge about alien foods.

He is a renowned culinary genius on Bleepy Star because he figured out how to make the Blorpy Blink Fruit edible and it solved world hunger on that planet. This guy has eaten many alien meats and fruits and slimes and he has also figured out how to make the best desserts from those ingredients too.

However. Meta Knight’s VERY alien taste in food and his very, very out of this world method of cooking makes Popstar residents who have never had off-planet food question what Meta Knight is doing. They genuinely think he can not cook. Everyone on Popstar is genuinely convinced he is a shit cook. When they learned that Meta Knight has never seen a humble wooden spoon (wood is a commodity rarer than diamonds in the universe) but he still insists he can cook, they just think it is denial born out of pride.

Dedede genuinely thought Meta Knight had the worst taste in food until he had dinner with an alien monarch who made the king consider that food outside of Popstar exists.

Meta Knight honestly thinks that Popstar residents have a just okay taste in food, and he often misses the taste of food from beyond this star. However, he will admit that the fruit and dessert on Popstar might be the finest he has tried yet.

This isn’t to say that you can’t have hcs about MK being a complete cooking failure, those are great!! I just love to think beyond “haha funny” sometimes, and think about it in relation to my personal world building! Also it’s funny to imagine that Meta takes everyone on a off-planet trip and they are shocked when his signature inedible slop turns out to be a famous dish across several galaxies.

[coffeeatfouram]

I LITERALLY SCREAMED WTHHH?? If you have photos like this send me cndncndkx I'm crushing over for Gordon rn knefnkfdkeodw Senshi my poor baby would blushhh nkxsjncsxısn

[moregaythanyourealized]

Gordon Ramsay at the three bears house: Aw bollocks, this one’s too hot and this one’s too cold, did you not cook them in the same oven you donkey? Un-fucking-believable.

[curiositysavesthecat]

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[scrumdidilyrumpum]

Cooking all night all day on the kitchen counter

[mdoesitmatter]

I SPENT THREE HOURS OF MY LIFE TO COOK THIS CHEESECAKE. LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE PUKE. YOU CAN’T??? HUH, GLAD TO INFORM IT ALSO TASTES LIKE PUKE.

WTF I WILL NEVER TRUST TIKTOK RECIPES AGAIN IN MY LIFE.

[armandageddon]

do we think armand watches food network

[dinosaurwithablog]

A couple of weeks ago, I said that I was gonna try to make beef wellington. I made it today, and it came out great. I've never made this before. It's a rather difficult dish, but somehow, miraculously, I did it!!! It's sooooooo good. The pastry was light and crispy, the mushroom duxelle was rich with deep flavors, the Serrano ham that I used was delicious, and the beef was cooked to perfection. The red wine reduction was spectacular. I am very, very very, very, very proud of myself and very, very, very full. As you can see from the photo above, Petey was very excited about the wellington, too. Another dish from Hell's Kitchen that I nailed. I'm very thankful to Chef Gordon Ramsay and his show, Hell's Kitchen, for inspiring me to try to cook the food they cook on the show. I have expanded my horizons and my waistline. Hahaha 😆. I need a nap. That took a lot of work, but it was well worth it. In the words of Julia Child, bon Appétit!!! 😊😍😋😋😋

[shitapril]

you might think "you're so full of shit even your eyes are brown" is a badly written line from an enemies-to-lovers fanfic from 2014 but it's actually what gordon ramsay said on hell's kitchen before throwing up this guy's signature dish

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Gordon Ramsay and Sting are the same person. I was watching him cook something and he started singing, and I was surprised it sounded so good, until I remembered he was a famous singer.

[bowsers-sweaty-pits]

I wish Gordon Ramsay had a special or something where he ate in an average American school cafeteria

[ryanwiseman]

Imagine if we had a show with Gordon Ramsey where he works with anxious adults that struggle with cooking. And it’s like him on Master Chef junior:

Struggling adult: I left the ribs on for 15 minutes too long I’m a failure

Gordon Ramsey: I’m fucked that you think you’ve failed when I’ve seen some fucker do 76 hour ribs when it was meant to be 72 hour ribs and they didn’t come close to tasting like it would my grandmother’s ashes. A little 15 minutes extra is okay, you’re doing a great job