#gordon ramsay cooking

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[kitchenitemz]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was competing in Hell’s Kitchen and wasn’t doing too well. Gordon asked me, “Do you know what you are?” and I told him something so aggressively self-depreciating that it was censored and he just stared at me. He made me stop cooking and pulled me aside but I don’t remember what he told me, just that it was something comforting/encouraging.

[a-star-that-burns-brightly]

GUYS I'M GONNA FUCKING SCREAM.

[bingtuan]

I'd kill to see Binghe and Gordon Ramsay have a cook off.

Gordon: *Cursing and getting mad*

Binghe: Shizun, can I use xin mo to send this man away?

Shen Qingqiu: Back to his own universe right? Right?!

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

I’m the #1 “Meta Knight can cook” truther btw. Before I even knew that the English dub of the anime changed the scene completely from a serious moment about war making Sword and Blade envious of domestic lives to a scene making fun of Meta Knight’s cooking, I still denied the idea that he is helpless with food.

I like to think that Meta Knight is a alien and (because of implications in the anime) he has visited many, many planets in the past. He has learned the cooking methods and techniques and recipes of ten different alien civilizations. Possibly even more.

When traveling in deep space on the Halberd for months, he does not always got to choose the food he resupplies with. They do not have the luxury of going “oh I want a apple” when visiting a market ten galaxies away from the Gamble Galaxy. ESPECIALLY since many fruit and veg from the Gamble Galaxy is prohibited from trade in fear that blights like Dark Matter will spread through trade. It is VITAL to the survival of himself and his crew to have a expansive knowledge about alien foods.

He is a renowned culinary genius on Bleepy Star because he figured out how to make the Blorpy Blink Fruit edible and it solved world hunger on that planet. This guy has eaten many alien meats and fruits and slimes and he has also figured out how to make the best desserts from those ingredients too.

However. Meta Knight’s VERY alien taste in food and his very, very out of this world method of cooking makes Popstar residents who have never had off-planet food question what Meta Knight is doing. They genuinely think he can not cook. Everyone on Popstar is genuinely convinced he is a shit cook. When they learned that Meta Knight has never seen a humble wooden spoon (wood is a commodity rarer than diamonds in the universe) but he still insists he can cook, they just think it is denial born out of pride.

Dedede genuinely thought Meta Knight had the worst taste in food until he had dinner with an alien monarch who made the king consider that food outside of Popstar exists.

Meta Knight honestly thinks that Popstar residents have a just okay taste in food, and he often misses the taste of food from beyond this star. However, he will admit that the fruit and dessert on Popstar might be the finest he has tried yet.

This isn’t to say that you can’t have hcs about MK being a complete cooking failure, those are great!! I just love to think beyond “haha funny” sometimes, and think about it in relation to my personal world building! Also it’s funny to imagine that Meta takes everyone on a off-planet trip and they are shocked when his signature inedible slop turns out to be a famous dish across several galaxies.

[coffeeatfouram]

I LITERALLY SCREAMED WTHHH?? If you have photos like this send me cndncndkx I'm crushing over for Gordon rn knefnkfdkeodw Senshi my poor baby would blushhh nkxsjncsxısn

[horror-enthusiast-xemi]

Ya'll know I had to draw this btich realizing she was cooked

So god help me if anyone points out the anatomy... I did this 12- 1 am on a limb, don't be mean to me

[myreactionmemesfolder]

[koko-korny]

Conversations my cat and I have while watching cooking shows

Me: That pate a choux dough looks pathetic add more flour

Cat: meow

Me: You are absolutely right she’s definitely getting out this round

Me: The challenge is making traditional American breakfast why the fuck are they making a burrito?

Cat: meow

Me: Hell yeah July roast that idiot

Me: I love Alton Brown he’s such a nerd

Cat: *silence*

Me: I know Gordon Ramsey is your favorite but you don’t have to be rude about it

Cat: *sitting on my coffee table screaming*

Me: I know you want to watch Master Chef. What is with you and Gordon Ramsey?

The Cat in Question with her favorite show

[supercomputer-lizard]

Chaos Godcooking poll

I took a test today, it was online, so I cheated. My friends also cheated, one of them was on ChatGPT for basically the whole time

[shitapril]

you might think "you're so full of shit even your eyes are brown" is a badly written line from an enemies-to-lovers fanfic from 2014 but it's actually what gordon ramsay said on hell's kitchen before throwing up this guy's signature dish

[moregaythanyourealized]

Gordon Ramsay at the three bears house: Aw bollocks, this one’s too hot and this one’s too cold, did you not cook them in the same oven you donkey? Un-fucking-believable.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Gordon Ramsay and Sting are the same person. I was watching him cook something and he started singing, and I was surprised it sounded so good, until I remembered he was a famous singer.

[curiositysavesthecat]

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[scrumdidilyrumpum]

Cooking all night all day on the kitchen counter