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guys why am i stupid i need to just keep my nose in a google doc at all times so i dont have to brain and that way my brain wont bug other people yall get what im saying
#there is no context#i am just stupid#spam#oughhhhhhh#love my friends so much#i dont deserve them sob sob#google how to be a normal friend#get me off this app rn#did i tag this as spam yet i think so
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EXTREMELY REAL MOMENT FROM HIRANO HERE
#'people actually want to kiss the ppl they like?? i thought they made that up??? um. ok now how much of a freak does that make me'#what if they made a character so aroacespec. im not joking this chapter (25) alone is such proof in my mind#im sure plenty of ppl read this and went 'wow the extent of his denseness or whatever is genuinely frustrating' but i have literally done#this many times. i am shaking hands with him emphatically he's literally me i love him. if you've never googled if smth you've heard about#your whole life is actually normal (followed up by 'is it wrong to. Not??') you simply will never understand him like i do#his combo of being super intentionally thoughtful and also never considering things like this are just peak. what a guy#cannot stress enough that this is just about the concept of ppl wanting to kiss each other at all. 25 chapters in#look sometimes you gotta sit down and try to solve a sexuality crisis via increasingly desperate google searches about normalcy. anyway#hirano to kagiura#hirano taiga#sitting around a table w your friends talking about their love lives and going wait they didn't make that up for movies?? also been there#took kagiura's 'i want to marry him i'm in love w him but i haven't even thought about kissing him until now oh god' thing to the next leve#he is SO lost. somebody help him
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sometimes looking at like Self Help Strategies lists for the symptoms I'm having is always just like:
thing that I already do
thing I have tried 10 times
thing I already do
thing that I don't have the money to do
thing I already do
thing I've been doing since I was 10yrs old to no avail
thing that is impossible given my situation
thing that doesn't apply to me
thing that I already do
thing I have already tried
hrmm, oh wait, maybe finally- OH, yeah.. okay. thing that I already do but it was just phrased slightly differently
thing I have already done
#I think maybe productivity tips help less if the reason you're unproductive is partially like.. physcial health and other extenral things#out of your control. rather than just like having trouble paying attention or spending too much time on tiktok or whatever#all the strategic to do lists in the world are not going to somehow prevent me from waking up with a debilitating migraine or whatever#or having external stressors or lacking resources and connections or other Productivity Essentials etc.#especially many tips involve stuff like 'cut off from social media' since thats the modern day time waster for so many poeple#and it's like.. lol.. i can hardly even maintain a blog even thuogh i actively WANT TO DO SO. 'shut off your smart phone!' already#done babey i fucking hate smart phones i shall never use an app unless i am forced to. 'delete tiktok' yep. already covered. tiktok and#all of those thinsg are my enemies. 'save money by cancelling some of your services' cool. already ahead of you.#who the fuck is out here paying for like 10 different subscription services. pirated videos uploaded to google drive and youtube to mp3#my beloved. etc. etc. and so on. 'socialize less' .........LOL.. if only you knew.. mr.writer of the article. i can barely muster#talking to friends more than once a month and even less if I'm actively sick (often occurence) etc. etc. ... hewoo#I think maybe instead of generic productivity tips I need more like.. how to refocus and be productive anyway even if you have a headache#or are nauseous or etc. Not that those are always things to ignore. and of course you should let your body rest and etc. But plenty of peop#e have mild physical symptoms and just work through them. Ithink something about the way my body/mind is SOO hyper attuned to all#sensory information just makes it like... constantly 'GRR well I cant focus on WRITING right now because my lef#t ear feels weird and my socks are too itchy and my back has a strange pressure and I'm vaguely warm and my eye feels some ssort of#way it doesnt normally feel and I'm hyperaware of my breathing and also nauseous for no reason' and like half of those things I#think '''normal''' people wouldnt even notice or at least would be able to just live through. but for me it's like.. nealry impossible to i#gnore and soooo distracting always. like 'wahh.. nooo we can't draw or get anything done.. my legs feel slightly heavy or something!!'#like............. ok......... who cares. thats not even a PAIN sensation it's just something weird. but it's just like.. NO. constant#mental alerts about the 'heaviness' of your legs be upon ye. Though Imean like.. yes.. 70% of the time I am in genuine pain#or having some sort of actual ailment with trackable physical symptoms. but sometimes it's just like... we could totally be working right#now and ignoring this silly thing but my brain is fixated on it for no reason uncontrollably. etc. etc. I guess it's the same way that like#most people can go to a grocery store without the whole experience being so overwhelming and so much stuff going on at once#that they have to rest afterwards but like.. in my own HOME doing NOTHING i feel like I should be able to not get overwhelmed lol. ANYWAY#Rolling my bastard little rock up a dumbass hill and so on and so forth
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h elp me-
#this dude ik has been crushing on me#is texting me#hes not like flirting hes bein completely normal and hes v nice and stuff#but#tgis is so scary-#n oones ever had a legit crush on me to my knowledge before-#i cant just. not be nice to the lad-#i jusr#google how to tell people im not interested in dating or intimacy unless under very specific cirumstances and/or fictional#oh yeah also how to tell em im not only gay(bi) but my gender is too-#oug#h#ough i am. not ready for an irl relationship i cant even handle my fictional one rn-#storm rambles#storm loses it#/nnneutral- /neg?? kinda???? but i like him as a friend- but im panicking just slightly- oughbcdgcjksdhbjk
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For anyone who grew up in the USA, I was posed a question by one of my fellow, non-American irl writing friends that had me thinking. For high school sports, is football truly the most common option and furthermore, is there never any girl's teams as well? Would it be realistic to write a teenage girl who was a football player and that was not controversial or would an all female football team turn heads? For context, where we grew up the main sport was rugby and there was always women's and men's teams, especially in high school.
#worldbuilding#i guess?#research#writing#my friend is writing a contemporary sapphic romance btw#she wanted the jock and cheerleader tropes but make it gay#writeblr#we tried google but i was wondering more about the social aspect#like how acceptable / normal it could be?
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weird cat
absolutely weird cat
#πa art#fnafhs#fnafhs au#our au#fhs#fhs fanart#fnafhs towntrap#fhs towntrap#fnafhs town#would you believe me if i said this was gonna be innofensive and cute#I WANTED TO SHOW OFF OUR TOWN DESIGN AND I DERRAILED#WHERE AM I#pia will do normal silly art that eventually i PROMISE god#anyways irregardless of how scary he looks hes kinda innofensive#the only one in danger here is HIMSELF (how r u lion and vegan)#type of guy to search his symptoms on google and conclude hes dying in 3 days#oh right the green red and grey bands on his hair r because of his friends#cami himself and eak yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy#“what about owynn” owynn hates this guys guts godbless
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Dysprosium, Mary Soon Lee
dysprosium, AN 66, is a silvery-white rare earth metal. its name is derived from the greek dysprositos, meaning “hard to get at”, owing to the difficulty in separating and isolating this rare earth element. dysprosium is used to measure neutron flux, to fuel reactors, and to activate phosphors. terfenol-d is a magnetorestrictive alloy, meaning that it changes shape when a magnetic field is applied, and is used to manufacture underwater acoustic systems.
jason “robo” robertson, dallas stars #21 for @simmyfrobby’s nhl periodic table poems <3
#i had a couple different ideas for poems that were taken by the time i could go deranged for a couple hours to make this but as I looked#i was like WAIT NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE JASON ROBERTSON YOU HAVEN’T SEEN MY TEXAS CAM and had to do it. also was STRUCK with the#sudden immaculate vision of the Dallas D as part of terfenol-D and could not get it out & robo is the most dance! person i know on the team#liv in the replies#dallas stars#jason robertson#nhl periodic table poems#guys i am plagued with visions and no execution skills!! every day i come here and learn one new skill on GIMP the way god intended!!!#today it was emboss. also cannot claim any credit for the pulse to the magnetic beat photo which is so cool that was one where i had a#couple and was like maybe i can do like crayon shockwaves like the art process video kasper showed? and then found that picture and was#like thank you lord stanley for knowing my limitations. thank you for your understanding in this moment it was a trial enough to make#expand contract dance and one would THINK i would have fucking learned from the claude animorphs tragedy!! i did not. but i did use the#shear tool and 3D rotate so at least if we’re animorphing it’s SLIGHTLY better. anyway me frantically doing this like WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT#WAIT FOR ME YOU GUYS ARE SO FAST i keep seeing all of these and just spinning around in circles until i get dizzy & fall down I’m so happy#the drive folder for this is just called joy!!!!! because joy this is such a cool idea but now because it brings me so much joy#i just saw the Travis dermott one and burst into tears super normal AND someone did exactly what i wanted with hydrogen which was the water#the ice!!!!! it’s so perfect!!! and cody ofc did silver lord stanley. like does it ever make you cry how beautiful & creative everyone is?#anyway if you see me post and delete this and then update it or change it no you didn’t it’s fine. but i wanted to be included#if i could make the dysprosium letters not have a white background i would I simply could not fuck with it at 1AM. we are hitting send#it may not look like it but i queue#pretend i spoke at length about the reasons why i picked all the pictures & the element just know that it’s there inside my brain u can ask#GUYS I TAKE IT ALL BACK I SAW NEONFRETRA’S ISOTOPES AND I COULD MAKE THE EDITS EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE THERE!! ISOTOPES!!!! YOU GUYS!!!!!!#get ready for the edits then. dylan magnesium my beloved child of stars who can never return… like i wish i could say anyone else but it’s#i KNOW number nineteens bismuth don’t make me Google how many years nolan played hockey but also there’s ej for stable so.. also half-life#actinium claude giroux my beloved… when i saw there already was a claude i thought maybe Brady too for that#I don’t know how but flerovium doubled magic is percolating in my brain as was promethium bad boy because I was like hmmm. tyler. but#couldn’t commit and THEN SOMEONE DID BAD BAD LEROY BROWN TYLER BERTUZZI TO PROMETHIUM AND BESTIE I AM KISSING YOU ON THE MOUTH!!! with cons#anyway shane wright germanium with juraj slafkovský but showing him very obviously not missing it. if jack eichel was not an asshole#the narratives WOULD be narrativing. you could argue for a sidovi here with the calder cup and potentially a best friend stealing narrative#(the most recent is cam yorke’s acquisition of jamie d from trevor zegras which would then require a yorkie one for silicon the other side)
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Mwahahahaha my first real fic and of course it has to be Tsukasa angst and contain mafukasa drama.
(Note: If you want context for the scene attached read the tags)
I'm clearly overcompensating for the lack of Tsukasa angst in canon but leave me be okay. SEGA neglects Tsukasa like his parents. I can do what I want. And of course, I'm a sucker for happy endings. I won't nake it end on horrible note.
And I'll try to make it good quality I promise. English isn't my first language [cry] but I'm most comfortable with it and people have told me I'm pretty fluent so hopefully it won't be full of shit...
(Hopefully I've also grown past my wattpad fanfic writer tendencies (I love people on wattpad but a lot of fics there that features x reader would just copy and paste the script, add a bit of description, rewrite tiny bits (aka write the characters fall in love at first sight), and leave it like that. (Or maybe that's twst/kny/mha exclusive... I don't know.) (Granted I do still have some scenes like that because it is a "rewrite" of the main story, but I won't copy n paste the entire thing I swear) Don't get me wrong I still love those fics, they have their charm, but I know I shouldn't be that repetitive.). I still have them, and I'm trying to shake them off...)
#It's in a google doc#it's not posted anywhere at all#I don't want to post it before I finish it so I don't get people's hopes up#I guess I shouldn't make this post in the first place if I actually do but yk#If anyone's curious#It's an AU where Tsukasa is part of N25#Because I hold a grudge against Rui “You'll never be a Star” Kamishiro#I also just want Tsukasa to be friends with Ena okay#I don't think I've ever seen anyone write this exact fic so I'll throw one into the pile#I have a separate google doc detailing the timeline of what happened in the past (so I don't forget) and little details ---#--- along with paragraphs upon paragraphs of how the VSingers there are like#Yes I'm very normal and sane about this AU#Also this snippet is when Mafuyu became a shut-in-- I mean when she was in the Empty SEKAI for a week#Just lil' things yk#And no this fic will feature absolutely no ruikasa#I don't hate the ship but it really doesn't make any sense in this context#project sekai#proseka#pjsk#prsk#tsukasa tenma#mafuyu asahina
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Hi guys! I'm so normal!!
#met a beautiful beautiful man this past weekend and i'm genuinely going crazy over it#he has such an aura and he's respectful and beautiful and tall and beautiful and he [redacted screaming cat howl]#i'm never going to see him again and it's soo disappointing cause he was so sweet (and beautiful)#like i know he could definitely hunt down my name. i know what happens when you google me. but idk if he liked me like at all#especially enough to do that#i need to move to specific place in the states. maybe then he'll teach me how to swing dance#but damnnn i really wish bro would ask my friend (who has his number) for my number. cause he's so so beautiful#idk what's going on with me? i was perfectly normal and professional around this guy until a specfic moment in time. and now#i really wish he lived in canada. i even gave him something with my last name on it (it was supposed to be an exchange but i'll forgive it)#and i gave him canadian rockets.#man i just need to wait to be normal#or i need him to get a social media and find me (obviously i figured out his first name and that he doesn't have social media)#but ughdhhshr. he was super nice. i just wish i had the confidence this weekend to genuinely speak to him about non professional things#i will be normal eventually. hopefully (he's so beautiful)#the pasta speaks#thanks i just needed a place to yap about it
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Two friends in the last two days have come to me to ask if I can explain all the dragon age lore they need in order to play veilguard without playing the others. It’s like Christmas. Turns out good things happen when you let people know that you enjoy infodumping
#shout out to that time I got on a call with my friends and they all wanted to read my 17 page document#where I just try to figure out how old every member of the fantastic four is relative to each other and major events and side characters#then they liked that so much that they wanted to see my full fantastic four analysis Google drive#very normal of me
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umm well. so you see.
#julian.txt#google search how to move on from a girl who you would do anything for#google search how to move on from a girl who happens to be your best friend and who you have liked for a year#how to move on from the girl when its coming up on the 1yr anniversary of the 1st time we really talked (1yr anniversary of me falling 4 he#how to move on you've never been less normal about anything in your life
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would it seem weird/sus to go up to the guy I like on a youth group hike where we're both leaders and just start talking to him out of the blue
#like we have not had very much conversation outside of shop talk re: production so like...#idk man. even outside of potential romance I'd like to get to know him as a friend. idk how to do it Normally though#Google search: how to act like a normal human being#Lu rambles#I am probably vastly overthinking all of this and just need to chill out. every time I DO chill out things go great.#even our worship director told me that like a little bit of infatuation or a crush can be healthy as long as you don't#get too fixated or discount friendship as well so that's what I'm doing. that's where I'm at.
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theres a hypothetical instance of asylumstuck being written well and not incredibly offensive and yet every single time i see some old asylumstuck posts i am blown away by how they manage to get literally every depiction of mental illness incorrect. its like they googled the symptoms and then deliberately wrote against the reality of those illnesses. its like they googled awful stereotypes about mentally ill (mostly psychotic or suicidal people) and made it their personal project to include as many as they could
#i am not opposed to the idea of writing characters from anything in a psychiatric hospital#however#like from the bat they use the very sensational name 'asylum' which is okay i guess since its one word and well known enough#but to go on and be like#yeah terezi and john *know the truth* about them being in an au and believe theyre supposed to be gods in a video game#oh calliope has some weird fucked up writing combination of psychosis and DID#where she simultaneously thinks caliborn is a hallucination ('imaginary friend') and an alter that 'takes over when shes mad'#or like#gamzee is a murderer and a schizophrenic and a cannibal#or sollux has schizophrenia and bipolar disorder and its obvious op didnt google if you can have both at once bc theyd immediately see#that that would usually just be diagnosed as schizoaffective disorder#like im not saying you cant write this setting and write it well. but its so fucking obvious its coming from a sixpenceee sort of place#where psychosis and DID and ocd and personality disorders are creepy aesthetic horror movie things#like hey you guys know not every psychiatric patient is psychotic right. and psychotic people are normal right#ffs have some tact its really not hard to google the actual symptoms and testimony from people with these conditions#sorry this got really ranty it just blows me away how ive seen people posting about asylumstuck in this decade#sorry if i spelled asylum wrong in this post and didnt catch it ive got the dyslexia
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Recent things.. mostly just writing screenshots lol
#There's a water problem in the apartment so thats been taking most of my attention lol.. the way maintenance happens here is just#this big long vague wait with no clear communication. You just send in a request to the apartment building and then you might hear from the#any weekday from 8am - 4pm any time after that. Sometimes it's quick but sometimes its like days before you hear anything. So then#you just have to be operating under the assumption that at any time during working hours you might get a call or a knock at the door#Like if you were expecting company at any time for a week straight ghjhj.. ANYWAY.. I've been working on making a little discord#server thing for the game maybe for playtesters to communicate in initially i guess but then also after it's out or... something like that.#no idea how all of that works. but you hear about people doing it. or something... Still not entirely sold on the idea since I'm not really#a big user of discord format speaking (like little chats and stuff) but.. again idk.. seems like.. common.. for things...(< socially odd#hermit fumbling through trying to imitate what '''normal''' people do/enjoy/desire lol..). Since I think my biggest issue is I am very bad#at socializing and thus marketing since a lot of that is social. The type to just google ''what do people do about games once they've#made them'' and just go after whatever the top 10 things apparently are hjbjhbjh... But like I said. still unsure it will be utilized. it#all feels very awkward to me. then again most things do. But that's what the ''overall progress'' screenshot is from. the little channel#where I've been posting updates to myself lol. Also ''coding'' in that being used very lightly consdering it's ren'py and I'm only using#the very bare bones most basic functionality of it lol. Extremely intense highly daunting master level coding such as ''if x then y''. gbjh#slacked on writing a lot due to the evil maintenance and such things... and just general... appointments... events... aughhhhhh#I think it's Goose Time here or something because nearly every day I hear big V shaped rows of geese flying by like multiple#times a day and they're so pretty and neat to watch. They've really inspired me somehow. Today it was rainy and gray skied and high winds#and cold (some of my favorite most beautiful weather) and I went out to check the mail and like 6 or 7 rows of geese fluttered#by in the air. I felt like that meme image of that guy that looks kind of weird (william dafoe??) and its like black and white and#he's looking up at something almost teary eyed wide eyed in awe.. The goose... those are my goose.. the universe sent those gooses just#for me and the high speed winds blowing my coat open and chilling my face... a tender platonic kiss from the world is often delivered#by way of chilly weather and bird formations.. peace and love on planet earth truly..#OH and of course.. boy with boy!!!! shout out to those little mcdonalds toy animal plushies from like 2006 or something. I found the#gray cat one and was like.. hrmm.. I have one of those as well (a real life gray cat). surely they're friends now.
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anyone know how to break out of this
#doodle#mental health#shitpost#i dont knoowwwwww whats making me so tired but im tired of being TIRED#all my friends are living their lives and im too tired to do so cause something is acting like google in my brain#and absorbing 99% of my RAM#like ok its normal to be tired after commute and college class. but i want to be Less Tired. i have shit i want to do#and people i want to talk to#tired of being pessimistic. how do i find the background processes i need to close
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Love accidentally convincing people that i have "Powers"
I think it's funny
#a shut up#doubt i actually have any ''magical capabilities'' but it's funny how much people think i do#[googling ''how to make my friends stop asking if I'm psychic'']#/half joke#i am just a normal human person!!#bord's weird moments#bro i am just talking!!!! it's not my fault if you happen to be thinking things related to the conversation!!#i am going to say things!!! sometimes people just think the same thing!
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