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Speaker Mike Johnson has banned trans women from using the women's restroom in the Capitol Building. Sarah McBride, the first trans woman in Congress, had two choices

Comply with the rule, stay in the House, and vote on policy.

Break the rule, get expelled from the House, and lose the ability to vote on policy. But at least she'll trend on Twitter and Bluesky for a week as far left activists call her a hero.

In the end, she chose number 1. She's being attacked by leftists, but she's more of a true leftist than any of them. She's doing what leftists are supposed to do: Put her individual needs and desires aside so she can better fight for a collective good.

Collective action doesn't always feel good. It can be pragmatic, utilitarian, and cold-blooded. You don't join a collectivist movement and expect to always feel good about yourself.

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"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

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this one single frame changed my life and my living room forever………

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good morning angels let's not kill ourselves today

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we really have to hand it to bruises for being easy to acquire, fun to touch, usually relatively harmless, and capable of turning a variety of pretty colours as they cycle through the stages of their life cycle from birth to death. they do so much for us. and even more if you're a bit of a pervert about it.

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what is the POOOOIINNTTTT in turning off reblogs to a good and popular post. I wanna reblog that. it was funny. it's my god given right to reblog. that feature was meant to use from the jump so people didn't reblog your personal shit. yall are just being mean when you see a post start to resonate and then you PULL THE TABLECLOTHHHHH

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Hall Of Ween With My Dick Head Son

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I see the radfems out there saying that every man who's ever been born is a psychopath who's constantly looking for an opportunity to commit a felony and then I remember this one time I was really struggling to get a shopping cart out of another shopping cart and a dude came over to help me, but he couldn't do it, and then another dude came over to help him, and then another came over because it was a challenge he wanted in on, and then I had 3 guys all tearing at a stuck shopping cart, and literally none of them even needed a cart.

And when they got it out, they fist pumped and I said thanks so much and one of them said "easy." And then they left.

And it's like.

I don't think radfems go outside.

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awwww i just found out i have to do whats best for me even though it hurts a lot 👎👎👎👎👎

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SCREAM

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You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location

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i am going to *remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health and relationships* make it through this year if it kills me

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All slapstick is horror because people get hurt and that’s scary

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just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

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people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad

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