count-woe-laf
count-woe-laf
watch me fold my hands just to crack my knuckles
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howdy, I'm penne or pen, she/he, here to eat salt and vinegar chips and yell. (what up, I'm jared, I'm 19, and I never learned how to read)
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count-woe-laf · 38 minutes ago
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“i’ll be your sword” okay. and. and im the sheath right. nnghhhh,,,
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count-woe-laf · 3 hours ago
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i like this.
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count-woe-laf · 5 hours ago
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y’all ever sent a risky text and you so scared you start doing chores
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count-woe-laf · 8 hours ago
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What he says: im fine
What he means: in Toy Story 2 Woody is treated as the rarest of the toys from Woody’s Roundup when he’s the main character of the show. That would mean he would have had a higher production number than any of his costars, and in fact probably would have been made for the longest and earliest of the toy line. Stinky Pete, by being the fan unfavorite, must have had a smaller run, and less of his toys would have survived in the 50s as kids would have needlessly damaged or destroyed him making him the rarest of the group and Woody the most common. If anything, the plot of Toy Story 2 should have revolved around Al stealing Woody’s hat as it would have been the item most sought after by collectors as it’s easily lost and not attached to an otherwise common doll. Fundamentally, Al’s apartment should have been littered with Woody dolls in various states of damage, all missing hats and maybe a handful of decent condition Woody dolls needing a hat while Stinky Pete is the rarest and most expensive as a collectors item.
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count-woe-laf · 10 hours ago
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count-woe-laf · 10 hours ago
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"i dont think thats true" powerful ward against Posts
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count-woe-laf · 10 hours ago
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count-woe-laf · 2 days ago
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count-woe-laf · 2 days ago
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my favorite little guy, I miss you
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count-woe-laf · 2 days ago
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“Stockholm Syndrome isn’t real” yes I am aware that the origin of the word derives from misogyny and men thinking that a woman having a fawning response means they actually want them… however, have you perhaps heard of this fandom called ‘supernatural’
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count-woe-laf · 2 days ago
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always baffles me when my exceptional artist mutuals don't get a lot of interaction on their art. here's my dearest mutual, michelangelo. they're doing six notes on tumblr
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count-woe-laf · 3 days ago
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Ultimately supernatural was always too hyperaware of its own genre and intended demographic to ever become anything but the greatest homosexual love story of all time
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count-woe-laf · 3 days ago
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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling
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count-woe-laf · 3 days ago
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Yes, the death penalty is bad because it hurts innocent people, but it's also bad just because the government shouldn't be allowed to kill guilty people either.
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count-woe-laf · 3 days ago
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i don't think "bluesky" or "cohost" or "pillowfort" exist i think y'all are just making up words, to me
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count-woe-laf · 3 days ago
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a slice of gluten-free cheesecake! yum yum
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count-woe-laf · 3 days ago
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actually i think even if dean and cas go full domestic they still go kill sometimes. dean because he kind of likes killing and cas lets him because after the killing dean gets a complex about it and becomes an emotional wreck and cas likes that
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