#google fail

[gremlin-mom]

Ah yes my favourite Honkai Star Rail character: Cheetah

[theabstruseone]

If you want to know why this is happening, there's a joke:

"Did you know that no country in Africa starts with the letter K?"

"What about Kenya?"

"Kenya lick deeznuts"

And this is why using algorithms to answer questions doesn't work no matter how much you call them "AI"

[sweaterkittensahoy]

My parents left for a cruise today. It was supposed to leave from Miami and travel through the Western Caribbean, but due to Tropical Storm Leo, the cruise has been moved to the Eastern Caribbean.

Can someone who understands hurricanes and geography help me out and explain how safe this actually is? My googling just brings up "how to pick a Caribbean Cruise" even when I'm just trying to see how far apart these two parts of the Caribbean are to gain any sort of knowledge, and while I don't think a cruise company would intentionally lie to customers to get the cruise going anyway, I also...don't believe it. If you get me.

So, if anyone has useful info on if it's actually safe to be in the Eastern Caribbean while a hurricane bears down on the West Caribbean, I'd appreciate it.

[joudama]

Amazing. 🤣

[thatblairguy]

So much fail. So. Much.

[masterpikachu6]

Well. Dead Frontier is such a popular game franchise. Also, God of War looks weird, but fair enough.

[iveneverdoneanythingwrong]

There is so much wrong with this picture.

[obeliskthetormentorsfeetpics]

a collection

please add on to this if you find ones i havent

[voxaeternam]

Damn you google docs

I finished the overall plot structure of my novella! I'm happy I'm taking writing more seriously now, I would love it if it sees the light of day in the future and maybe some people will enjoy it? but since I don't have win office to work with I relied on google docs for prompts and other book ideas I have. Now with all this AI nonsense I had to scrape my google drive. It's not like omg I have the greatest book of all time there but it's mine you know? my ideas, my heart and dreams poured in my silly little book ideas.

So now I hope to find an alternative both to google docs and office, I tried open office years ago but the tools are so SO limited :(

[bigfatbreak]

Does Chloe tone down her direct bullying/harassment of Marinette after that day to just the dead mom jokes out of guilt, or is it more that Marinette now being homeschooled means Chloe just lost access? Also, does Lila try the whole lying/sabotaging thing on Marinette and just fail or does Marinette just not care?

Lila has no reason to sabotage Marinette because Marinette isn't threatening her little empire she wants to build. In fact, she really wants Marinette on her side BECAUSE she's not apart of the school, so she doesn't need to keep up an elaborate web of lies! She can just try to befriend a talented girl who makes AMAZING food and try to get freebies~

meanwhile, with Chloe, things got really complicated after the pool incident...

Tom was not in the mood to put up with this crap.

[viejospellejos]

Bonita historia

[ryuusea]

mornings with a math professor…

inspired by this twt

[alex-num-17566]

Every time I hear about Tim's missing spleen and all the complications that arise from it, I just...seriously? Why does he just walk around without it?

I mean, this is the same guy who tried to clone Kon 99 times. I'm sure he has at least some idea how to grow a spleen.

Please, someone, anyone, acknowledge Tim "I tried to master human-alien DNA manipulation as a highschool dropout" Drake would absolutely perform open chest surgery on himself to keep the embarrassment of losing an organ from the rest of the Bats.

[xzacloudx]

Uuugh, heh, tell me about it...

Trying to Google for song lyrics, being shown a direct rip from some random website that's very wrong at least 65% of the time (clearly done by ear, with maybe 2 listens max)...

...which people "helpfully" copy/paste in the comments on music videos on YouTube, or even use to make their own "lyirc video, susbcribe for moer", thus propagating falsehoods & misrepresenting the piece's intent.

All due to, & encouraging the continuation of, mankind's growing propensity to just blindly accept the first answer they get, trusting the disintegrating public façades of our corporate overlords...

...and feeling proud of all the praise they get as a relayer of those increasingly nonsensical noises of malfunction...

...rather than ANY of them doing a couple minutes of work to find the actual sources & verify for themselves. 😑

at this point googling just about any cartoon character (particularly ones from preschool shows) now gets you auto-generated questions with nonsense answers, usually scraped from a random fanon wiki run by children because google just assumes that anything on fandom dot com is trustworthy

[ew-selfish-art]

Dp x dc AU - If the Internation Space Station orbits the Earth 16 times a day, then so does the Watchtower.

Danny’s on track to move out of his parent’s house and move to Gotham for college (He swears that Sam bribed the board to let him in- and she wasn’t even going to that university!) but the dorms don’t open for another three days and he cannot wait to escape. Seeing his parents try to perfect yet another weapon to use against him while he changed out the ecto filters on the portal was too much. He’s completely over the idea of staying when he already has everything packed and ready to go.

The solution? Take all his boxes into his haunt in the Ghost Zone, leave them there and then spend some time in camping in space. He’s already explored the Infinite Realms enough to be bored of it for a minute (not to mention he wants to avoid getting more ‘favors’ to do from Clockwork) and hell, he just wants to see some stars.

He grabs his tent, a sleeping bag and all the food and things he could need and brings it into the atmosphere with him. Keeping it all tethered to him, Danny stays in a fixed position above Gotham (Cause that’s where he’s going next, duh) and treats himself to some quality Me-time.

Only problem is that several times a day he has to make himself intangible while he lets satellites and things pass through. Easy enough and honestly pretty interesting to observe as a wannabe engineering student.

He doesn’t know when exactly it happened the first time- but it turns out the Heroes of Earth all congregated in a satelite office building? It was bigger than the ISS! What the heck!?

Going intangible but not invisible, the JL spot Danny and are incredibly confused how an ‘Alien’ teen just happens to appear in their meeting rooms disappearing at the rate (slowly but surely) of the Watchtower moving through space. Was that camping gear? How was he roasting a marshmallow? Did propane camping stoves even work in space??

16 times a day they get the opportunity to ask Danny a few questions. He mostly ignores them or gives them joke answers. Eventually Martian Manhunter phases through the Watchtower to join him.

They talk about how hard transition periods in life can be and having strained relationships with family. J’ohn returns to the watchtower on its next cycle and reports that the kid is just fine, being an adult is just a hard thing to do.

[beebiejr]

Swans

Imagine pray tell if you will

Tim swanified and angry: *Agreesively honks and puffs up chest/wings at Danny because get away from me?? Who do you think you are??*

Danny sensing something’s up with this swan: WOAH BACK UP WHO ARE YOU???

Tim pausing from where he was just biting Danny: …honk..?

Danny eyeing him suspiciously: …Wanna see my Yeti doctor?

Tim curious and wondering if this guy is sane follows Danny through his strange Lazarus green (but less rotten food smelling, more like lemon or grapefruit) portal because why not? Actions are better than words, especially when you don’t have any!

Or hear me out perchance maybe please

Tim angerly honks and gets defensive: HONK! HKEEEEHHHR!!! (WHO ARE YOU? WHERE AM I? WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE ARE MY ARMS?!?!?)

Danny who understands most languages because ghost stuff plot plot plot: Woah there dude! Just passing by, what happened?

Tim even angrier because he figured out he was a bird, possible swan?, and what? You understand bird? Stupid stupid IDIOT: HHKEEEHRRRRR KERRRRHHH *very intense hissing and honking* (OH LOOK AT THIS WISE GUY, what do you speak bird, *swan version of scoffing* WHAT DO YOU THINK? I JUST MAGICALLY KNOW WHY IM A BIRD?? NO! NO I DONT KNOW WHY! Fucking idiot..

Danny, offended and petty: Well I WAS going to help you but…

Tim getting confused: Honk??? (What is this guy on???)

Danny turns and starts to walk away but peaks his head over his shoulder: I mean if you want help you can follow me, I know a great doctor!

Tim lost and upset: *swan sigh* honnkkkk… (Finneeee…) *starts waddling poorly because he’s got weird ahh legs plus kinda dragging his feet*

Idk I just want a Tim Drake that’s literally a drake, I don’t care if it’s dragon or duck/duck adjacent. GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEEEEE