#google fail

[gremlin-mom]

Ah yes my favourite Honkai Star Rail character: Cheetah

[theabstruseone]

If you want to know why this is happening, there's a joke:

"Did you know that no country in Africa starts with the letter K?"

"What about Kenya?"

"Kenya lick deeznuts"

And this is why using algorithms to answer questions doesn't work no matter how much you call them "AI"

[sweaterkittensahoy]

My parents left for a cruise today. It was supposed to leave from Miami and travel through the Western Caribbean, but due to Tropical Storm Leo, the cruise has been moved to the Eastern Caribbean.

Can someone who understands hurricanes and geography help me out and explain how safe this actually is? My googling just brings up "how to pick a Caribbean Cruise" even when I'm just trying to see how far apart these two parts of the Caribbean are to gain any sort of knowledge, and while I don't think a cruise company would intentionally lie to customers to get the cruise going anyway, I also...don't believe it. If you get me.

So, if anyone has useful info on if it's actually safe to be in the Eastern Caribbean while a hurricane bears down on the West Caribbean, I'd appreciate it.

[someonewhogotanaccount]

You sure that’s Latin, Google?

I actually just wanted a info page about the word “ut” for my Latin exam but okay…

[joudama]

Amazing. 🤣

[fortheloveoflatinum]

Fun Fact:

Apparently, if you Google "stars that have died," you get a list of celebrities.

I am literally looking for celestial bodies that were there and then weren't.

[thatblairguy]

So much fail. So. Much.

[masterpikachu6]

Well. Dead Frontier is such a popular game franchise. Also, God of War looks weird, but fair enough.

[iveneverdoneanythingwrong]

There is so much wrong with this picture.

[obeliskthetormentorsfeetpics]

a collection

please add on to this if you find ones i havent

[voxaeternam]

Damn you google docs

I finished the overall plot structure of my novella! I'm happy I'm taking writing more seriously now, I would love it if it sees the light of day in the future and maybe some people will enjoy it? but since I don't have win office to work with I relied on google docs for prompts and other book ideas I have. Now with all this AI nonsense I had to scrape my google drive. It's not like omg I have the greatest book of all time there but it's mine you know? my ideas, my heart and dreams poured in my silly little book ideas.

So now I hope to find an alternative both to google docs and office, I tried open office years ago but the tools are so SO limited :(

[bigfatbreak]

Does Chloe tone down her direct bullying/harassment of Marinette after that day to just the dead mom jokes out of guilt, or is it more that Marinette now being homeschooled means Chloe just lost access? Also, does Lila try the whole lying/sabotaging thing on Marinette and just fail or does Marinette just not care?

Lila has no reason to sabotage Marinette because Marinette isn't threatening her little empire she wants to build. In fact, she really wants Marinette on her side BECAUSE she's not apart of the school, so she doesn't need to keep up an elaborate web of lies! She can just try to befriend a talented girl who makes AMAZING food and try to get freebies~

meanwhile, with Chloe, things got really complicated after the pool incident...

Tom was not in the mood to put up with this crap.

[ryuusea]

mornings with a math professor…

inspired by this twt

[ew-selfish-art]

Dp x dc AU - If the Internation Space Station orbits the Earth 16 times a day, then so does the Watchtower.

Danny’s on track to move out of his parent’s house and move to Gotham for college (He swears that Sam bribed the board to let him in- and she wasn’t even going to that university!) but the dorms don’t open for another three days and he cannot wait to escape. Seeing his parents try to perfect yet another weapon to use against him while he changed out the ecto filters on the portal was too much. He’s completely over the idea of staying when he already has everything packed and ready to go.

The solution? Take all his boxes into his haunt in the Ghost Zone, leave them there and then spend some time in camping in space. He’s already explored the Infinite Realms enough to be bored of it for a minute (not to mention he wants to avoid getting more ‘favors’ to do from Clockwork) and hell, he just wants to see some stars.

He grabs his tent, a sleeping bag and all the food and things he could need and brings it into the atmosphere with him. Keeping it all tethered to him, Danny stays in a fixed position above Gotham (Cause that’s where he’s going next, duh) and treats himself to some quality Me-time.

Only problem is that several times a day he has to make himself intangible while he lets satellites and things pass through. Easy enough and honestly pretty interesting to observe as a wannabe engineering student.

He doesn’t know when exactly it happened the first time- but it turns out the Heroes of Earth all congregated in a satelite office building? It was bigger than the ISS! What the heck!?

Going intangible but not invisible, the JL spot Danny and are incredibly confused how an ‘Alien’ teen just happens to appear in their meeting rooms disappearing at the rate (slowly but surely) of the Watchtower moving through space. Was that camping gear? How was he roasting a marshmallow? Did propane camping stoves even work in space??

16 times a day they get the opportunity to ask Danny a few questions. He mostly ignores them or gives them joke answers. Eventually Martian Manhunter phases through the Watchtower to join him.

They talk about how hard transition periods in life can be and having strained relationships with family. J’ohn returns to the watchtower on its next cycle and reports that the kid is just fine, being an adult is just a hard thing to do.

[gomzdrawfr]

Fish talk.

Price likes rainbow trout that he cooked himself in garlic and butter in a ration tin over an open fire. Nothin better than trout you caught, gutted and cooked yourself on the river bank. Bonus points for a bottle of something cold and hoppy to go along with it while he eats it on the river bank, still wearing his wellies and waders.

For Nik, it's calamari and grilled sea bass with a glass of white wine, maybe a sauvignon blanc from France, in some swanky hotel on the Adriatic coast. Just sitting there in beige chinos, an open shirt and bare feet, skin still warm from where he was basking in the sun all day, not even checking the bill before he pays for it.

Fish recipes by the one and only, now visualised (somewhat) hehe

bonus of my reaction:

[xzacloudx]

Uuugh, heh, tell me about it...

Trying to Google for song lyrics, being shown a direct rip from some random website that's very wrong at least 65% of the time (clearly done by ear, with maybe 2 listens max)...

...which people "helpfully" copy/paste in the comments on music videos on YouTube, or even use to make their own "lyirc video, susbcribe for moer", thus propagating falsehoods & misrepresenting the piece's intent.

All due to, & encouraging the continuation of, mankind's growing propensity to just blindly accept the first answer they get, trusting the disintegrating public façades of our corporate overlords...

...and feeling proud of all the praise they get as a relayer of those increasingly nonsensical noises of malfunction...

...rather than ANY of them doing a couple minutes of work to find the actual sources & verify for themselves. 😑

at this point googling just about any cartoon character (particularly ones from preschool shows) now gets you auto-generated questions with nonsense answers, usually scraped from a random fanon wiki run by children because google just assumes that anything on fandom dot com is trustworthy