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Some folks are just boring. 🤣

I'm way too much online, I totally forgot that not everyone is into alien/monster fucking.

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I’ll let go when as much time has passed as time I spent waiting for it to come out.

there's nothing quite as annoying as seeing those "oh you should get over datv it's been over six months since it came out stop complaining about it 😤" posts from datv stans like bro some of us waited ten years for this lmao

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110% tax on all income over $200k

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How to word build:

your fetish (but not your main one, like number 3 to 7)

your headmates hobby

your complete misunderstanding of all history ever

your imperial class interests but not in a self aware way. like you think it's leftist

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This is a result of the inhumane decisions that members of this administration want you to be silent about in public for fear of a loss of “civility”.

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I will never stop being salty over then making Lae’zel nicer. Never.

They keep making women in the game less and less mean- like imagine if they made it so that Astarion wasn't pissed at you for making him drink Araj blood when he didn't want?

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Playing Andromeda after getting the rejection ending is lowkey kinda funny and harrowing at the same time like damn. They don't know they're the last of their kind and their entire home galaxy is dead.

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I will talk shit about Veilguard and it’s failings all day, but the second one of these fake ass gamer culture war dweebs swoops in screeching it’s bad because of woke, I will defend it to the death and gatekeep like a mofo. Unless you can say some part of the Chant of Light or name all the evanuris, eff off with that.

today i had to defend veilguard irl do you know how sickening that is. is it a good dragon age game no it’s not but when a guy who’s never played dragon age tells you it’s bad because it’s woke then suddenly my nuance and appreciation are limitless. How could you do this to me BioWare. we’re supposed to be a fandom of haters. why are you making me engage in discourse on the side against discourse. unnatural

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Is it ungrateful to say BG3 has the absolute shittiest armor design? Most headwear is just flat unwearable, but at least you can toggle them off—can’t do that with gloves. Or capes. And the armor itself?? It’s UGLY!! Half the time the character’s neck and head look pasted on with the shoulders coming out at a stiff right angle. And the class-based designs are rough.

“Here’s six recolored Wizard Robes! Ah, you’re a Warlock or Sorcerer? Fuck you! Wizard Robes! And now that you’ve progressed, have three recolored Wizard Robe 2’s. You want a different robe? Well damn, we’ll throw in one unique one but you gotta buy it in Act 3.”

“Here is your Starter Druid Robe. In Act 3, you can buy a Slightly Branchier Druid Robe. We made 3 identical ones that do different things by subclass. Nothing else in the game looks like a Druid would wear it :)”

“Bard? Here, we made the Blazer of Benevolence and you get it fairly early. It’s too weak for Acts 2 and 3? Wear a Wizard Robe.”

“Cleric? Oh, Shadowheart’s class? We made Justiciar Armor for her. You want something else? Here’s a Selûnite Robe. It does nothing. Wear plate if you don’t want a Wizard Robe.”

“Even the Leather Armor you get in Act 3 that seems like it should be unique will have the exact same look as the basic one you got in Act 1, and it will make you wonder if this is a placeholder, and it will happen multiple times.”

Ooh, maybe I’m bitterer than I thought.

…I’ll go download some mods.

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The idea that non-police lynchings ever stopped in the US instead of whites just becoming craftier (evil) about it is so weird to me like

Sure they ain’t picnicking at a public hanging anymore but you seen how many more missing posters there’s been the past few years in particular right? How so many Black and Brown children are just fuckin disappearing too and never making anything more than a Facebook missing post?

We just only hear about them when someone cares about them enough to set fire to everything until it gets noticed.

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It is…infuriating, honestly.

As someone in and around their 30’s it has been INSANE to see feminism in popular media descend through

Women can wear pants and play sports and that’s equality. Women don’t just belong inside the house. This woman has a career

This woman can be a mechanic just like a man could. She’s probably still a lesbian, though, which is basically the closest to a man a woman can *be*, and explains everything. But she’s still a person!

If a woman superhero CHOOSES to wear stilettos to fight crime, that’s girl power! This comic character written and designed by men wears a bikini and has a waist size of 12 inches because it makes her FEEL POWERFUL! Girls don’t HAVE to dress boyish to be strong! She can make you a sandwich AND be a feminist! Girl power!

What, are you saying women HAVE to do boy things to be taken seriously? Who are you to tell a woman what to do? Maybe some women NEED to get their hair and nails done twice a month to feel powerful! Maybe a lot of women WANT to be stay-at-home moms!

What I don’t think you understand is that women have an inherent feminine spirituality which guides them towards maternal and nurturing paths. Women need to honour their divine female aura to keep their. Their fuckin. Their chakras together or some shit. You should put quartz up your hooha and huff wheatgrass. Leaving manual labour and science and technology to men is natural and good for you spiritually

Uh she can’t do that, that’s a blue job, she’s a pink job girly. Food? Yeah, she’s having #girl dinner, which is a handful of almonds. Time for our 15 step skincare routine, which is empowering. Hashtag #girlboss. Ew no, touching dirt? She’s just a girl. You can’t expect a girl to do that. Haha #girl logic

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I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.

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Trans women are women, pass it on.

Trans women are women. Pass it on.

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